Going out to the club tonight. I love to dance, but there is one thing that just kills me. The dick rub. Sorry to be so blunt, but as nasty as that sounds thats how nasty it is. You and your friends are dancing having a good time and then all of sudden here comes some idiot behind you and he starts doing the humpty dance on your behind. What makes this fine gentleman think I wanted to feel his package grinding into my backside? I would love to know what signals I gave out, seeing as how I never made eye contact to give that come hither look, Hell, I was blindsided. I know some women enjoy this and don't mind, but dang give a girl a warning. Dance with her face to face first, see if she in the mood to get freaky. Also, gotta love it when this lothario of the dance floor already has an erection. So now not only am I being subjected to a back door invasion, I am sloppy seconds! This guy went and got all excited by some other chick who thought it was fun for a little while but then sent him on his way so he thought he would show ME what he is packingt. UH, no thank you very much. Then he gets mad at me when I very nicely say no thank you. Well as nice as you can with an erect penis plastered to your behind and loud music blaring and hundreds of people bumping and grinding all around you. Come on guys, you can tell if a woman is into that stuff or not can't you? She's the one on the dance floor with a drink in her hand slopping it all over everyone, pulling her oh so short skirt up to let everyone know she went commando tonight. Try her on for size you never know you might just get lucky and leave me out of it.
