BIG DAWG FROM NEW ORLEANS's blog: "from the mouth of a cowboy with standerds"

Crystal Speaks, listen.... I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I take your children and that is just a start. I'm more values than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember, I am easily found, I live with the poor, I live down the road, and maybe next door. I am made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made even in the kitchen sink, your child's closet or maybe the woods. If that scares you to death, then maybe it should. I have many names, but the one you know best, I am sure you've heard it......they call me,"Crystal Meth." My power is awesome; Just try me and see, but if you do, you may never break free. Try me once, I may let you go, try me again, I will take your soul. When I get you, you'll steal and you will lie and do what you have to, just to get high. The crimes you will commit for my narcotic charms, will be worth the pleasure you will feel inmy arms. You will lie to your mother and stael from your dad, when you see thier tears, you wont even feel sad. Forget all your morals and how you were raised, I will be your consious and teach you new ways. I will take kids from parents and parents from kids, turn you from GOD and even your friends. I will take everything, your looks and your pride, I will always be right by your side. I will take and I will take until you've no more to give, when i am finished with you, you will be lucky to live. If you try me, be warned it isn't a game, If given the chance, I will drive you insane. I will ravage your body and control your mind, I will own your completely; your soul will be mine. The nightmares I give you while lying in bed, the voices you will hear from inside your head. The shakes and the sweats, the visions you will see, I want you to know these gifts are from me. By then it is too late, you will know in your heart that you are mine, and we iwll never part. You will regret you ever tried me, (they always do) but you came to me not me to you.You knew this would happen, many times you were told. But you tested my power and now you choose to behold. You could of said no and walked away. If you could do it over now what whould you say? I'll be your master; you will do as I say, even when I tell you to go to your own grave. Now that we have met, what will you do? Will you try me or not, It is all up to you. I wil show you more misery than more words can say or tell. Come........ .......Take my hand........ ........I will escort you to Hell!! Crystal Meth Speaks

> > > > > > > > A friend sent an early "Valentine" to see if it will make it around the world by Feb. 14th. > For God so loV ed the world, > > > That He gA ve > > > his onL y > > > BegottE n > > > So< FONT face=Arial color=red size=6 BACK="#ffffff" PTSIZE="24" FAMILY="SANSSERIF">N > > > T hat whosoever > > > Believeth I n Him > > > Should N ot perish, > > > But have E verlasting life." > > John 3:16 > > Send it around the World > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £30. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, t! oo, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!

It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You fall in love and get to see that special someone everyday. He falls in love but can't see that special someone everyday, so she ends it. ___________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________ You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. __________________________ You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. __________________________ Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean. __________________________ You go to the mall and get your hair redone. He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today. __________________________ You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months. __________________________ You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight. He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home. __________________________ You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday. He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume. __________________________ You roll your eyes as a baby cries. He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet __________________________ You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything. He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting. __________________________ You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him. He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded. __________________________ You see only what the media wants you to see. He sees the broken bodies lying around him. __________________________ You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't. He does exactly what he is told. __________________________ You stay at home and watch TV. He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat. __________________________ You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable. He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long. __________________________ You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him. If only there were more men like him ___________________________ If you support your troops, repost this with a "HOOAH!" If you don't support your troops well, then don't repost, it's not like you know the men and women that are dying to preserve your right...

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else's man. Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you. All men are NOT dogs. You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromis e is a two-way street. You need time to heal between relationships. ..there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals. ..look for someone complimentary. ..not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right. Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others. Share this with other ladies..... You'll make someone SMILE, another RETHINK her choices, and another woman PREPARE. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them. __________________________________________________

THE TIME HAS COME TO SEE WHO ALL MY REAL FRIENDS ARE . I KNOW I TALK TO ALOT OF YOU BUT SOME I DON`T I`M CLEANING MY LIST OFF AND IF YOU ARE REALLY AND TRULY MY FRIEND PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ONTOI THIS BULLENTIN AND THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WILL STAY ON MY LIST SOME PEOPLE ARE A EXCEPTION. I WILL START DELETING FRIDAY MORNING BEFORE 12NOON and this is this coming friday.hope to see who my real friends are

ok the rednecks have said some pretty mean things about me and other people on cherry tap. i knowthat i`m a ver nice guy and should be cussed or callresd racial skurs due to the things they have said so if you believe them just let me know and i will mostdefinetly take you off my list

Met you as a stranger, took you as a friend, hope we meet in heaven where friendships never end. Send 2 your friends & see how many return this