STUPID HUSBAND....
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He forgot his Wedding anniversary
and his wife was really ticked off at him.
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She told him,
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0
to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT
BETTER BE THERE."
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The next morning, Mark got up really early.
When his wife woke up a couple of
hours later, she looked
out the window,
and sure enough, there was a small
gift-wrapped box sitting in the
middle of the driveway.
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Confused, the wife put on her robe,
Ran out to the driveway,
and took the box
into the house.
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She opened it, and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Mark is not yet well
enough to have
visitors.