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Funny or lame part 3
created @ 06/29/2007 06:10 pm
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Postmen Have All the Luck

On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars.

Jeez, says the mailman, this is great, but whats with the two dollars?

Well, she replies, since youre retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, Fuck himgive him a couple of bucks. Breakfast was my idea.
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