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| created @ 06/6/2007 03:35 pm |
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There is a cruise ship captain that has this parrot that he loves dearly and it goes every where with him.
Every cruise he goes to see the nightly entertainment that has a magician,and of course the parrot knows the routine well by this point and every night he parrot gives away the secret...
Parrot"BAwk its in his sleeve,,Bawk its in his hat' and so forth.
This pisses off the magician to no end and one night while the parrot is sitting on the captains shoulder the magician has enough and pulls out a gun and shoots at the bird.
The bird ducks and the shot hits a gas line and blows the ship to a billion pieces.
The only two survivors are the magician and the parrot and there they are just clinging to two itty bitty pieces of wood and the parrot looks at the magician and says.."Ok asshole i give up wheres the ship?"
From bill engvall |
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