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"Mom" Sayings.....
created @ 05/12/2007 09:39 am
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In the spirit of Mother's Day tomorrow and the millions of mumms we'll be seeing here's one I just thought of.

Do you have a favorite (or hated lol) saying your mother says??
My mother's was when she was overwhelmed with alot of things all at once "Do you want me to stick a broom up my ass and sweep the floor too?".

One day she was busy doing a million things and my brother wanted her to do something, my father asked her to do something and I just happened to venture into the kitchen and ask her something. Of course I got that saying thrown at me. So instead of answering or leaving the room I just looked at her, opened the closet door, and handed her a broom. She damn near peed herself laughing so hard.
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