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Employee of the Month!

Employee of the Month! A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a Big 'everything under one roof' Department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales Experience?' The kid says, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back in Minnesota .' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close And see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down. 'How Many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, 'One'. The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 To 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237.65'. The boss says, '$101,237.65?' What the heck did You sell?' The kid says, 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold Him a larger fis hhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going Fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was Going to need a boat so we went down to The boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive Department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.' The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook And you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?' The kid said, 'No the guy came in here to buy tampons For his wife and I said, 'Dude, your Weekend's' shot - you should go fishing!

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Crazy Bitch

her is the original Crazy Bitch video from Buckcherry:

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Hey all here is the brand spankin new video from Buckcherry.... Too Drunk to Fuck off the new album Black Butterfly out 9/23
Designer of Pringles can buried in potato crisp container AP Posted: 2008-06-02 10:15:05 CINCINNATI (AP) - The man who designed the container for Pringles potato crisps was so proud of his accomplishment that he asked his family to bury him in one of the cans. Fredric J. Baur, of Cincinnati, died May 4 at Vitas Hospice in Cincinnati. He was 89. Baur's children honored his request by burying part of his remains in a Pringles can in his grave in a cemetery in suburban Cincinnati. The rest of his remains were placed in an urn buried along with the can. The retired organic chemist and food storage technician specialized in research and development and quality control for Cincinnati-based Procter & Gamble Co. He also developed frying oils and a freeze-dried ice cream for P&G. The ice cream was patented and marketed, but never caught on with the public, his son Lawrence Baur, of Stevensville, Mich., said. Baur later became a compliance specialist for P&G and traveled around the world inspecting plants, said his daughter, Linda Baur, of Diamondhead, Miss. He also was a lecturer, author and editor. Baur received a patent for the tube-shaped Pringles container and for the method of packaging Pringles in 1970, and the container was his proudest accomplishment, Linda Baur said. Baur received a bachelor's degree from the University of Toledo and a master's degree and a doctorate in organic chemistry from Ohio State University. He served in the Navy during World War II as an aviation physiologist and worked for P&G from the late 1940s until he retired in the early 1980s. Information from: The Cincinnati Enquirer, http://www.enquirer.com

R.I.P. BO

Rock 'n' Roll Icon Bo Diddley Dies at 79 By RON WORD, AP Posted: 2008-06-02 15:00:59 Filed Under: Star Obituaries, Music News JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (June 2) - Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock 'n' roll whose distinctive "shave and a haircut, two bits" rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions of musicians, died Monday after months of ill health. He was 79

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my autistic son speaks

the is a copy of wife's blog on my space. she tells the story so mych better than i.anyway we have 15yr old son with autism with little to no verbal communication skills. Every day C and I play this can you catch me steal my school lunch. So yesterday C gets up early which throws my entire day off. I blindly get up and turn his computer on and what not. We have to unplug his tv and computer every night and the outlet has a lock box on it. So I see he has his lunch but I forgot. I go back to the kitchen set the micro timeer and snooze in the recliner. I get up make the kids breakfast and take his to him to see the lunch half eaten. I blurt out a few choice words.... He in turn says "Mom watch your mouth!" So I tell say ya but you should not have eaten your lunch...now I have to go make a new one and the daycare kids are going to start coming in 5 min. You all know it made my day and well remaking that lunch was not so bad.... smart mouth teen when he wants to be...guess I know he has morals in there. Guess it has been a while since he has suprized me with a comment. He is now 15 and a half.
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