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I'm so fat that I'm one pound away from bleeding butter!

The Papa Kringle Unabashed Dictionary defines cheese nips as orange, cheddar-flavored pasties

Me: Analyzed

This was interesting. It's about 95% accurate, but the 5% that's inaccurate greatly depends on my current mood, surroundings, state of mind, etc.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||| 23%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||| 16%
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Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.. Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun. Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive. Trait Snapshot: introverted, secretive, reclusive, tough, non social, observer, fearless, solitary, libertarian, detached, does not like to lead, outsider, abides the rules, mind over heart, good at saving money, does not like to stand out, does not make friends easily, self sufficient, not aggressive, likes the unknown, unconcerned with external opinion, strong, abstract, independent, very intellectual, analytical, high self control

Papa Kringle Sez...

"You know you're an old man when you wake up excited about having a wet dream only to find that it may be time for you to invest in some Depends." — Papa Kringle

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Isn't It Funny...

Isn't it funny how things that were once near and dear to you can later serve as life lessons and comic relief?

A Figment

What the hell do you want from me? I am just a figment of my own imagination!

Not Fat

I am not fat — just Big Mac friendly!
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