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Support Our Troops
22:28You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He

Fubar
Odd... I once had a cat named Fubar. An incredibly long haired black and gold Calico...HUGE cat...we called her FUBAR (Fucked Up Bass Akwards Reject)...because you couldn't tell which end was her face and which end was her ass. Neither could the chihuahua or the male cat in the house, they always humped her face, LMAO. Not sure about how I feel about the new name of the site LOL. Everytime I see FUBAR it brings that ugly ass cat back to mind, LMAO, just felt like sharing that little piece of useless information with the masses. :)

Passion In The Stacks
hey y'all, this is the latest in an ever-growing series. at least a few of you are enjoying them so they will keep coming, so to speak. this one derives from an IM, role play session with an old friend. hope yinz guys like it, rate and commment, let me know whats good and/or bad about it. thanks. carl ----------------------------------------------- Passion in the Stacks ---------------------- Seems like you spend all your time here at the Library anymore. I can’t wait for you to finish your thesis so we can get back to our normal relationship. You’re not at your usual table, but I notice your book bag, so you must be close. I begin to wander the stacks and there you are. Seeing you reach for a book from the top shelf, I take advantage of the situation and sneak up behind you. I stretch out one hand, grab your wrist and pin it to the shelf, my other hand quickly covering your mouth so you don't scream. Leaning in close, I whisper in your ear, “Hey sweetie, I knew

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do;
Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women. Someone recently sent me an email titled 26 things a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me anything so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it sounds." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a wish list of how women supposedly want men to act, as if men in this country weren't already an episode of Friends away from turning into giant walking vaginas. I never thought I'd ever read anything that would induce my gag reflex so quickly, and this is after having read the details of an anal prolapse that a friend sent me tonight. Here is the abridged list (because the full list might literally cause you to barf on your keyboard, and frankly, it's not worth reading), followed by my response to each "thing" that a "perfect guy would do:" 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down! When will women realize that they don't live on the s

Fubar Levels..yup Even They Changed The Names....
Cherry Tap Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 50

The Truth
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" -- even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."

The Confession..
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. "Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?" "I'd rather not say who it was." "Was it with Betty Smith?" "I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution. "Yes, and two very good leads!"

The Parapalegic
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who... 1) would treat her nicely 2) wouldn't run away from her 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Stupid Peoples Opinons ...
you know i respect everyones right to express they're own opinion but when it borders on being just retarded .. someone should say something . I read in a mumm today that someone posed the question about add kids...and their parents .. Let me tell you something , i have 6 kids .. 2 are adhd combined , one is adhd /odd/ocd/cd .. yea say that 10 times fast .. I'd love to send that child plus my 8 yr old daughter to that persons house .. Let them see what an Unmedicated severe adhd kid is like .. The impulsivity , the hyperactivity , the constant jumping from subject to subject .. My kids are medicated not for my benefit , But for thier own .. My son got F's in every subject in school b4 medication , got suspended every couple weeks for all kinds of stuff " and please don't down my parenting because the other kids who are raised solely by me are just fine don't get in trouble dont' get suspended", Now hes an A-B student , the school district has placed him back in the grade hes supposed

New Kitten; His Name Is Bailey
hi, everyone. hope you are having a wonderful thursday. my friend amamnda finally dropped off my new kitten. his name is bailey. he is aorable, but also a terror. especially at like 3am, when he decides he wants to attack my toes. he still has his claws. he is about 13 weeks old.

Bored And Rambling
yeah sometimes i just get bored with rating pics... so i figured maybe ill write down some of my thoughts somewhere, just to get them out. warning...most likely gonna be pretty damn random!!! It's been nasty rainy here, muggy as ever, and more storms on the way. Which is always great considering they always wait until I am outside at work, tryin to get dogs to use the bathroom outside haha. needless to say...makeup will be just plain useless. as will taking my dogs outside to do their business...not gonna happen So all this week, and maybe a few days the previous week, i've been waking up every morning at 5:34am on the second it turns that time. It's really odd. i really dont know how long it will last. i hope not long coz i dont need to be up until 7am usually! crazy crazy crazy... I keep looking outside, and i just love the color of dark strom clouds behind the setting of some very bright leafy trees. the contrast is very beautiful... so my town is falling apart....the st

Sex And Candy
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Livestrong Challenge 2007
LiveStrong Challenge 2007 Up over $1,200 I am riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors such as myself. Last year I raised $1,500 but I only had a month in which to fund raise. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very doable. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... It is just something that I believe very strongly in. I am a cancer survivor, I was diagnosed at 20 and I had a 5% chance of survival. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like me. My donation website: http://philly07.livestrong.org/macstrong215

A Big Fake And A Liar Too!!!
Scooter Bar Photo(Melissa Nikki Wheeler) This woman is known for using men for money and romance. She has obtained from me $4,000.00 I have proof contact me:iceman00725@cherrytap.com Jeff Gordon Melissa Nikki Wheelers Information: www.myspace.com/109681796 Cell Phone:309-868-3960 Address: If anyone ask your not with me HOT MySpace Comments & HOT MySpace Layouts You Homeless Crackhead HOT MySpace Comments & HOT MySpace Layouts

More Than Tree Hugging
The more observant readers amongst you (assuming there is more than one of you) might remember that in an earlier blog I mentioned catching people having sex in a tree. The time has come (pardon the pun) to relate the whole story. I will assume that people are familiar with the concept of “dogging” (if you’re not, read this before you go any further: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_%28sexual_slang%29). One evening, me and a friend, Dan, who some of you might remember from earlier blogs (Limelight and Lemon Light), decided to go “dogger dogging”, i.e. throw things at voyeurs. We were, I have to admit, a bit tiddly. There was a spot not far from Dan’s house that was very popular with the connoisseurs of this particular pastime, so we headed out to seek our quarry. Our weapon of choice: blackberries, this being during the autumn and there being a plentifully supply. We had been “sneaking” about in the bushes for a while (for “sneaking” read “stomping about in a heavy foote

Alone
I sit here with a list of people that call me friend, needing a shoulder, a prayer for my family, a note that says i'm thinking of you. I post a notice to let these friends know where I am at and watch minutes tick by with nothing from anyone but one person. These are people I visit almost daily when possible, whose pics I have rated a 10 regardless of what I really felt, As a christian some things are not my cup of tea, but to each his own, who am I to judge. I watch bulletin after bulletin of stupid crap get reposted. While mine sits there not even viewed by 77 of the 78 who are on my friends list. While I sit here in tears, worrying about a family member I love who has made a difference in the lives of thousands of people and their children spending the last 39 years as a bus driver. Transporting not just kids but sometimes the kids of kids she carried way back when. She lies in a hospital bed suffering the cruel effects of cancer and now her heart is acting up and they are

Time An Chance
WANTED TO LET OUT A FEW CONCERNS AN FEELING I HAVE GOING ON. THE TRIP TO ARIZONIA WAS BOTH EMOTIONAL AN YET REWARDING. I WONT VENTURE OUT TO FAR IN THIS BIG CITY. DRIVING TO WORK IS BAD ENOUGH AN BACK TO MY NEW HOME.. LIVING WITH THE PARENTS IS GOOD FOR NOW. NOT HAD TO DO THAT IN A VERY LONG TIME. HAVE ALL I NEED HERE. LIFE WITHOUT INTERNET WAS NOT TO BAD GOT A LOT DONE AROUND THIS PLACE I LIVE IN. I DO ON THE OTHER HAND CRY A LOT WHEN I LOOK AT THE 600 PICS I TOOK OF THE DIFFERENT AREAS OF HUTCHINSON KANSAS. AN FAMILY AN FRIENDS I LEFT BEHIND. I STILL FEEL VERY ALONE AN ISOLATED. AS I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY HERE. JUST THE OLDER SENIOR CITIZENS, MY MOM AN STEP DAD KNOW AN ARE FRIENDS WITH. I AM THE YOUNGEST MEMBER OF THIS SENIOR COMMUNITY PARK THEY LIVE IN. MY MAIN CONCERN IS I KNOW I HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HERE FOR ANOTHER REASON OUTSIDE TO HELP TAKE CARE OF MY MOM. I KEEP THINKIN OF WHAT OR WHO THAT REASON MIGHT BE. TIME AN CHANCE IS THE ONLY CONCLUSION I BELIEVE IN. NO MATTER HOW I FEEL LIFE

Home Mailing Business
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This Is My Short Peom About Janis Joplin
jains joplin ( known has the rose) she was just likea flower a single rose she bloomed in to a star like a rose from a bud to full flower she up in the sky singing her heart out she was very sprit woman she sings in what she feels but now another life is gone her music still lives on. until this day ppl who still love her keep on listening to her music peace and love beleave

So Very True
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears

The Black Rose
THE BlackRose a rare rose it beauty and darkness feels my dark soul with blood dripping from the peddles of the rose it is a part of the gothic world it is the beauty and the hearts of us all it is the way of life it turns from red to dark red to black the dead black rose lives on the darkness with us and our soul

Embrace The Night
embarace the night by m'lady ----------------------------- emberace the night . a darkened sky peaking from the clouds was the full moon. witht he stars shining so brought the trees moving swiftly across the window the wistling of the wind. all the creatures o the night he sees her and embrace her with his arms and his deadly kiss to her neck drains her blood. he gives her life.he cuts his arm open and drips blood into her mouth embrace my darkness embrace my madness for you shall live in darkness for enteraly feed on upon others humans for they will be your food and the rain falls and he lives with her and they lived for ever m'lady

In The Darkness Of Heart And Soul
the darkness i carry in my heart ita deep wound that can't be healed like a black rose just blooming in the sun light my eyes see the darknessi can feel it i live it the pain and the shit i went through in my life my dad's death just went over the edge i love my father very much the darkness between light and dark the light hurts my eyes blinding the sun in the day i love the night life and beening a vampire is my fate then let it be so lady _desapir09

Free Profile Going Free
people its time that i moved on and left cherry tap behind not for bad reasons but only because i just dont have time so with this in mind i am going to give away this profile i have some pictures that i have left on there but nothing to special its at a good level and has some gifts and some really nice people please have a look at it its very interesting all you will need to do is to message me some nice kind words and your email address and the password you wish to change the account to when i have piced the person i wish to give it to i will message them and send on the account to you but please send me a private message if you want it and boys and girls thank you for all the chats and fun we have had hope that one day we will chat again xxxx if its not taken by monday i will delete it and its gone im cherry level 8 and have lots of bucks so come on guys dont miss out send it to a friend scott

The Dream
i lay in my bed at night sleeping away i fall into a deep sleep and dream . away i dream of alot of thing it could be good or bad i look into the eyes of a demon in my dreams i fight him off of me i lay awake i finualy fall back to sleep i fight him again i hear the voice saying your mine now i'll take your soul i said no you may not take my soul from me away from this world of despair none shall pass from my dark side of me why do u want me so it just a dream that is all but a dream

An Open Letter From A Witch
An Open Letter from a Witch: I am a witch. I do not worship Satan; I am not interested in Satan. Satan was invented by the Christians. Satanism is a form of Christianity. I am not a Christian. I don't go to church on Sunday. Jesus is NOT my savior. He was simply a holy man who lived 2,000 years ago. I am not afraid of going to Hell because I don't believe in Hell any more than I believe in Satan. I believe in reincarnation; that I will come back to this world or another and live out another life. I am not evil. Telling people I am a "good witch" or asking me if I am a good witch implies that there are evil witches. There are evil people in the world and there are people who chose to work with the forces of nature in a way that harms others; those people are NOT witches. The central law of being a witch is: "if it harms none, do as you will." Please don't ask me about sacrificing cats or desecrating churches. I love my cats! And I don't go into churches or synagogues unless a friend f

What I Am Craving Now.....
The smile was gorgeous...he walked in and like animals...passionate kissing caressing each others bodies..he pulls my shirt off reveiling my breasts and starts to lick and suck to my nipples. I am so wet already front he passion. I push him back and rip his clothes off. My soft lips and wet hot tongue lick and suck him..his shaft throbbing in my mouth as I feel him get harder in my mouth. I lick down his balls and shaft...I find myself licking back to his ass. He is so turned on he pulls me into my bed. I feel myself flying thru the air as he throws me on my back onto my bed. My panties get ripped off me and his fingers and face are burried deep in my pussy. His tongue licking my clit and sucking my lips until I feel warm wetness all over his face..he is soaked. His fingers slide in and out of me even faster..sliding into my ass as well. I scream again...he slides his hard cock into me..fucking me hard deep and long...in and out on top of me..turning me onto all fours...grabbing my hi

Mornin' Ct Buddies!!
I was at work a good chunk early today. Kinda' nice, kinda' weak. Either way. I haven't slept. HOWEVER! My Blood Elf paladin is finally up over 20, thanks to my brother in law and his lvl 62 Blood Elf hunter last night hehe... So I'm lvl 22, finished the retarded lvl 20 "spend two hours running from continent to continent to get some stupid polearm that's only barely better than my current weapon" quest that didn't even yield me experience, and I'm on my way to getting my first lvl 40 and a mount. w00t! And yes.. this is all World of Warcraft nerd-dom. Sorry, just had to. Cause, I haven't slept, and I'm kinda' tweakin', and about to eat a lemon moonpie. KEEP ME AWAKE, PEOPLES! :D

A Little About Me
Not too very sure what to say here lol, let's see.. I'm 32 with 2 great kids. I love cars, music and making friends. A couple things that really piss me off, liars,theives, and fakes. I love sex lol, who doesn't, but I hate it when I get messages saying "Nice pics, wanna fuck?" I do however like to chat with people, I'm open and honest and hope that you're the same way. I'm goofy lol, there are pics to prove it! Anything else you may want to know, ask me! Add me, rate me, fan me or whatever, just respect me.

Scorpio
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

One Of My Peoms
o the roses o there was single red rose o in the guarden with the morgning dew falling off of the rose peddles o on to the ground of the grass o the sunlight shine on the rose to give it some light o it only bud but what such beautyful flowers o exspecialy this one o the rain gives it water to make it grow o i brought a special vase for it o so i also grew some black roses o two of my fav flowers o then has iwatched themspring up and blooming o the never look so lovely o so i picked them and took them in my house o of darkness and put them in my vase o done by ladydespair09

Walking On Beaches With Sand Barefooted And :
All the sand is pushing up thru your toes : It feels so cool dont you know: While looking out on to the water and wanting to see a whale out younder> sea gulls flying buy and ducks and geee also pass > ships and fog horns sounds, you hear in the back ground ; now you look upon at the sky and night is hovering over now > moon begains to seep thru the darkness that shines over you> Wave and tides do roll in and out as you sit donw near by to watch the the awesome site: its seereen and peaseful and thoughts of how wonderful God made the seas to behold and a breath air im told is the freshness in ones mind> To hold a vision thas so so fine.

Risky Business
OK this was written on a dare. someone said women won't admit self pleasure, well I did LOL Risky Business It was a chilly night in June I was alone and feeling frisky The kids were due home very soon So I know my move was risky I dashed to retrieve it from the drawer I dimmed the lights, locked the door Dropped my panties to the floor Then summoned my friend the finger whore Tweedle dee and tweedle dum Look out pookie here I come Start me up and hear me hum Quivering thighs and wiggling bum Yes, yes the time is near Arching back and rising rear Racing heart and eyes that tear My objective is oh so clear One more flick, I will be there With fireworks and rockets glare Just one more do I dare Do I flick that flower there Yes Yes let that flower sing I feel my juices begin to flux I hear voices and the doorbell rings Son of a Bitch, This fuckin sucks!

What Is My Sexual Iq?
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com OMG THIS IS SO CRAZY!!!

What Is My Sexual Zodiak?
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Venting
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WTIH THEIR FUCKING THEN CAUSE SOMEONE ELSE PROBLEMS. I SWEAR I'M SO SICK OF THE FUCKING BULLSHIT...GROW UP PEOPLE..QUIT WORRYING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FUCKING LIVES AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN..CAUSE IF YOU HAVE TIME TO CAUSE SOMEONE ELSE GRIEF THEN YOU MUST NOT BE TO FUCKING HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE..OR EITHER YOU JUST A SICK FUCK...OR MAYBE JUST JEALOUSY...I COULD FUCKING CARE LESS WHICH IT IS...BUT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE...YOU'RE PICKING THE WRONG BITCH TO MESS WITH IF YOU MESS ME OR MY KIDS... I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER NOW...

Wall Sheeut, Crime Rate Goin' Thru Thu Roof!
56 Percent Of Americans Steal Sweet'N Low Published: July 19, 2007 A new survey is proving Americans aren't so sweet and are pretty low indeed. According to research by Sweet'N Low, 56 percent confess they've stolen packets of the sugar substitute from restaurants. Although 59 percent say they only steal when they run out of packets themselves, 22 percent do it simply because they can. Here's the lowdown about Sweet'N Low thiefs: 57 percent are adults between ages 25 and 34 compared to 54 percent of oldsters. 67 percent of people earning more than $75,000 a year steal Sweet'N Low compared to only 47 percent of those earning less than $25,000. Finally, the Northeast U.S. is the No. 1 place for packet pilferage, with 33 percent of Sweet'N Low shoplifters. BROOKLYN, N.Y. (Wireless Flash)

The Wonderful World Of Words
Within this realm I can converse Palaver, prattle or parley So many words from which to choose A choice to winnow, will and weigh With words I can tell a story Anecdote, fable or novel Or just convey some useless facts Unmistakable, data, gospel They can tell you what I’m feeling Sensations, semblance, perception Even describe the way I look Visualize, perceive, envision Words can induce feelings of love Affection, fervor, ardency And all to often inflict pain Suffering, anguish, misery Sometimes words are thought provoking Impelling, cogent, alluring While others can keep you guessing Uncertain, assume, surmising With words there are no boundaries Barriers, brims, extremities So free your imagination Invention, idea, artistry

Batting Practice
I think I may do that. Ya know, bat for the other team. I have always been attracted to women more so then men. I just don't know how my family will except this. Hell I don't even know how to go about meeting women in this little ass town. But the more I think about it the more I think about giving up men and just dating women. I am a little afraid of doing this. I mean, what if the lesbian community looks down on me for having three kids and not always deciding on what I was. Cuz I think really deep down, that I am a lesbian. Granted I have been with my share of guys, but none of those experiences were as great as when I was with a women. And its not that my last relationship with a man sucked ass. I made this choice a long time ago. I wanted to find a woman after Mike, but then Ernie came a long, and things felt so right, ya know. Now, that choice is before me again. I just feel a little lost and not quite sure what to do. Should I tell my mom now or wait and see if I

Quotes Just For The Fun Of It...
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving An infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they lea

Simon Says Fuck Me
Simon Says Fuck Me by FazilKotuk© The irony of it was that I was the last person qualified to be hypnotist, at least on the surface. I wasn't a shrink. I didn't even have a Master's degree. I was a 27 year old college drop-out, making a reasonable living from a bill collector's job and augmenting my income by performing weddings on the side as an ordained minister. It's funny how it seemed an okay life to me, despite the appearance of failure compared to what I have now. Well, by that standard, even the Presidents of the former United States were failures. I am now the most successful human being in history. I literally rule the world, as Emperor of the Greater Terran Empire. My path to power was shocking in its ease, in fact. It's not something that you'd read about in a self-help book, except for maybe the really New Age kind. Those are going out of fashion, since I am trying to discourage them, anyway. I freely admit that my motives there are selfish. I don't want someone to

Aaliens Updayte
Y'all thank I be jokin 'round 'bout theese Aliens but EEVER DAY they's more sheeut happinin!!! Metal Chunk Crashes Through N.J. Roof Jul 18, 11:40 AM (ET) BAYONNE, N.J. (AP) - A hunk of metal that crashed through the roof of a home has NASA, Federal Aviation Administration and New Jersey Transit officials scratching their heads. The man who lives in the house was watching television Tuesday when he heard a crash and saw a cloud of dust. In the next room, he found a hunk of gray metal, 3 1/2 inches by 5 inches, with two hexagonal holes in it. Experts say it's manmade, but nobody can say where it might have come from. New Jersey Transit has railroad tracks about 100 feet from the house, but spokesman Dan Stessel said the object isn't something that would have flown off a train. FAA officials said it wasn't a part that would have fallen from a plane headed into or out of nearby Newark Liberty International Airport. "It doesn't look very 'space-y,'" said He

9 Days And Counting!
In just 9 days from now, on July 28th, I will be handcuffed, chained and locked in a wooden box perched atop a wooden raft floating in Owen Sound Harbor. Kerosene soaked brush will be piled against 3 sides of the box and the entire thing will be set of fire. I must escape before burning alive. In the "Destination Valhalla!" folder there are some new pics of a test burn we did on a replica box. I was not in this box. Good thing too. It was fully on fire in less than 2 minutes!

Doing The Overnight
Doing the Overnight by gizmo52242© I figured it was probably about time to write about this and share it. I had been meaning to for a long time, but now that I finally have the time, I wanted to go ahead. Last year, I had started work at a phone center in the town over. It wasn't anything too exciting, just giving people information about various organizations and programs that they could use to pay bills and such. At least I hadn't sold my soul to telemarketing. When I first started working there, one of the people who did training for new people was this girl named Beth. Beth wasn't my trainer, but I saw her every once in a while. Beth was 21, about 5'4", a bit on the pudgy side, but she carried it well. She also carried her massive breasts well. I guess that's a plus of having some extra pounds -- some women end up being top heavy. She had short dirty blonde hair, and always wore lots of makeup to draw attention to her lips and eyes. She was cute in a sort of girlish way.

My Treasure Chest
I have a wooden cedar box Filled with precious things Most of no value to you But joy to me it brings A copper penny, 1961 The year I was given life A withered old white rose From the day I became a wife Two certified legal documents That tell me that I am free A US birth certificate And a final divorce decree Golden locks, adorned with ribbon Clipped from the head of my son A bag filled with tiny teeth Exchanged for a dollar one by one A report card, five A’s and one B My sons first year at school A tattered silken blanket Still covered with infant drool A book of poems that I had written While in my rebellious teens Fifty plus love letters From then, now and in-between Old yellowed photographs Of family long since gone A dozen crayon pictures That both my kids have drawn Hospital anklets, pink and blue That Danny and Sara wore A stupid keep out sign That I used to hang on my door Each item within this box Is a memory that I hold dear

Omg Omg Perv Alert
Sorry guys, I am the pervert. And I need to drop some comments on this pic for me so I can win a blast and pimp my self out for the world to see. I am behind. My bomber family is on vacation (my luck huh)..I need alot of help. If you get time sometime between now and Friday, I could use some help on this contest pic. I am way behind and sort of embaraased since I belong to a bomber family. LOL. I am over 2000 behind right now. Just if you feel like it or if you want to. Thanks :-) REPOST PLZ

Prismatic Memoir
Colors splashed upon a canvas Expounding rhyme and reason The paintbrush tells a story Of love, trust and treason A flux of emotions spread abroad Fusing hues of green and teal Blueprinting a love gone wrong Phantasmagoric and surreal Falling tears of cobalt blue Emblazoned with crimson red Blended well with vivid scarlet Depicting a heart that bled Melding oils on a palette Coining shades of black and gray Distraught strokes glaze the surface Warranted rage on display Fuchsia construes your courtesan Infidelity exposed in viridian light Goldenrod and lemon chiffon Symbolize this woman's blight A recollection of betrayal Expressed in abstract art Hung upon a gallery wall Portrait of a broken heart

An Old Viking Prayer
Se der lag Jeg forstå mitt Fader Se der lag Jeg forstå mine søsteren, mitt broren og mine Moder Se der lag Jeg forstå den linje av mine folket ryggen mot den begynnelse Se dem do skrike på Meg. Dem by Meg ta mine plass midt dem om den hallen av Valhalla, hvor den vidunderlige kan leve alltid.

Eternity In A Moment
Eternity in a Moment There is a melancholy in the air And an emptiness deep inside A flux of emotions overwhelm me Rushing in like a rising tide The sun scintillates the breaking waves Creating diamonds upon every swell Each one is reminiscent Of the eyes that said farewell Bright and glorious for just a moment Then fading as quickly as it came A wondrous gift, although brief Has outlived it’s moment of fame Yet a fingertip beneath the surface Can create a false illusion So at the waters edge Our love has no conclusion I wish that I could stay forever Just outside of reality Avoiding the obvious truth And all it’s brutality But alas, I shall not grieve For that which cannot be Instead I am very grateful For that moment you gave to me The memory of your magnificence Is etched within my mind You may disappear from my sight But within my heart you are confined

Forbidden Love
Amour Interdit Like a ship that docks at night From treacherous waters you flee Calm comes with mornings dawn You head back out to sea While hoisting up your anchor Once again I must resign I can not tether you my love Because you are not mine So in the shadows I remain To all the world I’m hidden Clenching onto something wrong A love that is forbidden I know that I should step aside Say goodbye to mon amore Set your sails sweet Captain Leave this outlawed shore Stormy seas will come and go Times of comfort and distress Man your sails Sailor boy Your crew you must address Should you ever grow weary Of the sea and the sand Hand over the wheel And relinquish your command Cast that anchor one last time Sing your farewell song Then come to me Sailor boy This time it won’t be wrong

Rubias Sexii Ink Contest!!!! No Bbw/bhm Bombers Can Join!!!
Rubia is having a SEXII INK contest and we are not goin to have any BBW/BHM BOMBERS join this contest, we have had a ton of contests and we need a break so we dont get burnt out. SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT AT THE MEETIN!!!!! Ms.MAINE...

A Man In Central Park
A kaleidoscope of colors Pictures etched in chalk He draws not on a canvas But on a worn out cement block He spends his days in the park On a path lined with rock He possesses nothing more Than a tin can full of chalk He wears a T and faded jeans Frayed at all the seams Beneath his worn out sailors hat He carries all his dreams He draws a peaceful valley And horses running free A field of golden poppies Beneath an old oak tree A lady dressed in crimson red Waving a sorrowful goodbye He pauses for just a moment To wipe a teardrop from his eye A kitten with a ball of yarn A young girl saying prayer A lonely elm beside a brook His pictures take you there Everyday you admire his work Then continue with your stride But do you ever look at him And wonder what’s inside His shrouded thoughts and feelings Beyond your visual range Or do you dismiss him as a bum And toss him your spare change He lives each day for the moment Haunted by a wartime pa

The Pirate And The Princess
Alas morning has come, the treacherous storm has passed The suns reflection scintillates the breaking waves Creating a sea of diamonds Each one reminiscent of the eyes that said farewell Anticipation heightens my senses As the wind swirls past, the essence of musk engulfs me Replacing the aroma of sea salt that once filled the misty air I am assured that my beloved pirate is homeward bound Perched upon my lighted tower I gaze out across the horizon, waiting, hoping For that first glimpse of the storm tattered sails That adorn the vessel that had denied me, that which makes me whole Although the competition that vies for the heart of the Pirate may be grandiose, There can be only one victor! I cachinnate at your feeble attempt To match wits with my poetic prose Step aside Oh witch of the sea And wipe the gull crap from your nose Tis my beauty and grace that will prevail I am the picture in his mind You are just a barnacle Hideous and unrefined I pi

Life What Now?
So since I last posted on Sunday I have been reading this wonderful book (Go Tara) and in the process of reading this book it has made alot of past memories of people that I never dealt with come out. After last weekend I just want to move on and be happy truly happy for once. But there are these feelings for old bf's, friends that were more than just friends and just guys I knew. Over the last couple of years I have done nothing that I regret but something that I should have thought twice about doing. I have lost some really good friends by taking a friendship to then next level. I had fun and even feel for a couple of them. I realize now that I was always looking for something more or something that i thought I had to finish. I have never been just me well i was for a little while than I met prince charming and we all know how that turned out. So how to deal with these unresolved feelings I dunno most of those guys I don't even talk to anymore not cause i dont want to but be

My Sexual Obituary!!!
What is your Sexual Obituary? At the stroke of midnight, Erica died while in the sack with their lover, Their favourite dildo.Erica will be terribly missed by George Clooney. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Helpful Hints
Saw this being reposted on a bulletin and there were several tidbits i didnt know about so thought id share!also a good reference spot for me since my bulletins disappear so quickly! 1. Re-heat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. 2. Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done... easy clean up. 3. Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. (You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.) 4. Re-heating refrigerated br

What Crazy Thing That Turns Me On??
As it turns out, Erica is aroused by ... Three stooges marathons 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com OMG NOOOOOO THAT IS NOT WHAT TURNS ME ON.....I HATE THE 3 STOOGES!!!

What Is My Sexual Hidden Talent??
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Kept Telling Myself To Back It Up...
Anyone else have to rebuild their stash from nothing? I'm going to let it be until the traffic in the Support Lounge is less busy. Apparently there's lots wrong with the site right now- maybe they'll be able to restore this from backups, I'm guessing.

Best Sexxii Ink Contest
-YOU THINK YOU GOT...SHOW IT!- *LETS SEE WHAT YA GOT* RUBIAS CONTEST 4 sexy Ink MEN AND WOMAN 20 Sexy Peeps TO ENTER RULES FOR CONTEST: *U HAVE TOO HAVE A SLAUTE *LEVEL 7 TO ENTER *LEVEL 7 TO COMMENT BOMB *NOOOOOO DRAMA AT ALL!! *NO DOWN RATERS!! *NO PROGRAMS,BLASTERS ***THIER WILL BE SOME ONE WILL WATCH FOR {ANY & ALL} CHEATING *SELF BOMBIN WILL BE ALLOWED ~~~THIER WILL BE 4 WINNERS: *FIRST PLACE A WEEKS BLAST *BIG PIMPIN FOR THE NEXT 3 WINNERS THE CONTEST WILL RUN FROM: AUGUST 1ST 7PM EST & END AUGUST 17TH 7PM EST TIME RATES WILL BE USED IF THERE IS A TIE. PLS SEND ME AN EMAIL HERE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED & THINK YOU GOT THE SEXIEST INK... I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM ALL THE GREAT PEOPLE ON FUBAR! PIC LINK BELOW WILL SEND YOU TO MY PAGE TO EMAIL ME....THANKS! {HUGS} RUBIAS ******PLS REPOST FOR ME...THANKS LOTS******* RUBIAS ROCKIN IN N/OWNER/BBW/BHW BOMBERS AND LOUNGE/KOT@ fubar (

Sexual Zodiac
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Contests
You know it is petty sad when someone runs a contest and when it is time to pay up they dont come threw, I have a friend that I helped and this girl promised a 3 day blast to the winner, now he payed up with giving me a vette, when does he get his payment? Have tryed everything to sending her mail to posting bullitens and seems no one cares, It isnt right, How would you like this done to you.....for this reason i will not ever inter into a contest.

Making Me Twitch
** quick rant ** Okay...I have NOTHING against people who are over weight. Nothing at all, my best friend is over weight so no bias here...bias..is that even spelled right? ANYWAY! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do women who are obviously over weight like to expose themselves in a 'sexual' or 'sensual' manner? Half the time I'm runnin around and seeing these big ladies ..usually stickin their butts out and I cant tell where one cheek begins and the other ends!!!!!!!!!!! It's just ..nasty. If you think it looks good, more power to you, thats your view. Honestly, I dont wanna see it. :: shudders :: ** quick rant over **

Job Search Update 4
Well, i've talked to the Presiden today. He seemed very helpful, he ssys he might have plenty of jobs for me, and not just in Chicago. Being the President of a HUGE company means that he is not one of those who like to waste time and fool around people. Though he has been TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD in which he said, i appreciated his help. He says that 2 weeks ago the government has changed some of the laws concernig Visa Issue. In other words, if you don't have a degree you can only hope to get a Managing VISA. How am i supposed to be hired as Manager??? In other words.......FUCK!!!! 2 freakin' weeks delay and i'm fucked up! Sometimes i wonder why things happen this way. I don't deserve to be so damned unlucky! Plus i love this Country like nobody else does. After i replied him back,maybe he had pity on me, he said he's coming in Chicago from NY on August 2nd. He wants to meet me and figure out if he can do something more. I "love" this man. He doesn't know me, he's one of th

Booted
Ok I know this is out of the ordinary for me, but I keep getting booted from my internet and phone too. It must be my provider or my router. I am sorry to my Adrenaline Family for not covering my set today, but I simply could not with getting booted every few minutes for God only knows how long each time. I am currently trying to reslove the problem over the phone, when I have it. So far I think it might be maintenance issues with Comcast. I will do my best to be back in full swing by this afternoon. I will end now for fear of being booted and not finishing this post. Much CT Luv-Dj Stormy

Native American 10 Commandments
1. Treat the earth an all that dwell thereon with respect 2. Remain close to the Great Spirit 3. Show great respect for your fellow beings 4. Work together for the benefit of all humankind 5. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed 6. Do what you know to be right 7. Look after the well-being of mind and body 8. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good 9. Be truthful and honest at all times 10. Take full responsibility for your actions

Out Of Comission
Just to let you all know I will only be online once in a while. I broke my leg last week when My boyfriend and I took his kids camping! The first day there, what a disappointment to all of us :( I hava already had one surgery and I am scheduled for another next week! UGH!! Also in ALOT of pain! Thanks to all who sent get well wishes, it is appreciated and makes me smile to know that I have alot of caring friends and family! It helps to get through this rough time I am having! Hope to be back soon! Lots of Love, Korissa

New Years Rhyme
No one to talk to, no one to call How much farther can one man fall All alone in the darkness In creeps the sadness Drowning with thoughts of despair Why can’t life be fair A weak man’s burden Keeping him down for certain Be true to your beliefs The good lord will bring relief But when is your life your own The way I’ve not been shown

Onset
Blood begins to boil Fire coursing through veins A rage almost overwhelming It takes just a spark An unwise word, look, gesture Sets off an explosion inside There is no release, no relief Bloody knuckles show of unforgiving walls Hops and barley only bring despair The heat simmers and fades With time, wasted time

Brick
My head is pounding Weary of constant thoughts Pride and prejudice Tearing me to pieces Muscles tight and coiled Ready to spring at any moment Cold dark eyes see through you No longer blind to the ruse Heart and soul waning Unsure if it can withstand The contents under pressure

Paul Is At It Again....what A Shocker!!
THIS IS THE BULLETIN THAT PAUL MADE ABOUT MY FRIEND "THE STALLION" IT ISNT TRUE, SO DONT GO BLOCKING HIM, HES AN AWESOME MAN! PAULS BULLETIN. hey YO!! This time ya went too far! (Loser Of The Day)

Too Old To Gig!
TOO OLD TO GIG!!? (NEVER...) You know you're too old to gig when : It becomes more important to find a place on-stage for your box fan, than your amp. You refuse to play out of tune. You need Bengay... after warming up. Your gig clothes make you look like George Burns out for a round of golf. Your fans have left by 10:30 p.m. All you want from groupies is a foot massage. Your after show party is at the International House of Pancakes. You love taking the elevator because you can sing along to most of your playlist You hire band members for their values instead of their talent. Instead of a fifth member, your band wants to spring for a roadie. You've lost the directions to the gig. You need your glasses to see your amp settings. You've thrown out your back jumping off the stage. You've thrown out your neck head-banging. You're thrilled to have New Year's Eve off. The waitress is your daughter. You stop the set because your bott

Alone
I stand alone With a heavy heart Waiting for my angel To come rescue me I know the time will come I believe it to be true But time is standing still I’m stuck in the moment I sit alone Night after lonely night Are my prayers being heard? I grow weary of the pressure But I will myself to be strong I lay alone With a heavy heart Waiting for my angel To come rescue me And I force myself to sleep…

Fade
I want to rip my heart out Tear myself to pieces Once brief periods of misery Have grown into constant agony I thought my prayers were answered But maybe that angel wasn’t sent for me I want to rip my heart out Tear myself to pieces It’s forever eating away at me Try as I may, I cannot escape My world hangs on each passing moment The moments never ending torture I am hearing loud and clear The silence is deafening My pain refuses to dull This tortured soul is numb I want to rip my heart out Tear myself to pieces Please Lord, make it stop I open myself up to you I will take what I deserve Regardless of the outcome And now I fade away…

Copy And Share This With All You Know For This Could Happen To You!!
Every day a drunk driver affects someone's life when they step into there car. Over 90% of drunk driver's hurt someone else when they get into an accident. I was hit by a drunk driver while riding my bike when I was 10. My father was hit by a drunk driver on his bike while traveling home from work. Please read this true story and pass it on to your loved ones and friends. Lets make drunk driving history!!! I was walking around in a store. I saw cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward

Charm
My love is incomparable Days filled with thoughts of you I catch myself smiling Eyes glazed over in a trance A strong sense of connection Where I’m lost in that moment Immersed in the timeless daydream They continue to intensify Oblivious to what’s around me When I finally come to I see what lies ahead A lifetime of magic Consumed by your spell

People
Why do some people get close to you and get you to open up your heart to them only to turn around and throw you away? What the hell is that all about? I mean I thought I was messed up in the head. I only came on here looking for friends not this crap.

How Did They Find Me -- Sorry, This Is A Political Rant
2004. That was the last year I did anything political. And it wasn't much -- I attended precinct caucuses, but Clark was already out of the running anyway so I only made a half-hearted attempt to be elected delegate to the national convention. Before that, 2002 was the last time I ever did any active campaigning, helping out a phone bank for Wellstone a few months before he died. So yesterday I'm driving home, and my cell phone goes off-- it's a number I didn't recognize, so I didn't answer it. I just discovered they left me a message. It's Franken for Minnesota, I guess they're having some cozy little get-together, and they want me to attend [read: soft fundraiser]. Okay fine. But my real question is, How do they find me?!?!? I'm using a completely different number from 2004, plus it's a cell phone. And they have my address, too. A couple of weeks ago I got a Ceresi for Senate mailing. I don't remember ever notifying the DFL (that's the democratic party in Minnesota) of my cha

Pregnancy Question
I know most of the women on here are mothers. I found out on monday that I am 5 wks pregnant. What are some of the symptoms of the first month of pregnancy? and is there a high risk of miscarriage? Im asking because Im a first time mom.. This is all new to me

Hmm
Daily Horoscope: Aries For July 19,2007 Has it occurred to you that where you are is exactly where you should be? And that includes all the small stuff that you're currently sweating. What a strangely comforting thought! Learn to be content with what you have.

Broken Heart!!!!!!!!
Today I had to choose between my bf and my childern.....My children do not approve of my relationship so of course I chose them...Yes my heart feels broken but I'm sure I will find someone they approve of and I cant wait for that day...I hate being alone and he is a great guy with a heart of gold but he was younger than my oldest son and noone in my family approved of that...So I guess I will wait for someone to love me that makes everyone happy... Susan AKA Cleo

Thanks For The Memories!
I cam to this site and got addicted to it too well. it almost cost me a marrage because of my own stupid emotions and desires getting WAY out of control. I guess I can't handle flirting etc. because I take things too much to heart. the comment graphic below applies to me as well as those who else I have been too emotionally attached to. For the rest of you, it's been nice knowing you all, but I have to get away from CT and on with my life.

Top 10 Reasons
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and wha

Listening For Love
Listening for Love There are times when we are timid and shy about expressing the love we feel. For fear of embarrassing the other person, or ourselves, we hesitate to say the actual words ‘I love you’. So we try to communicate the idea in other words. We say ‘take care’ or ‘don’t drive too fast’ or ‘be good’. But really, these are just other ways of saying ‘I love you’. ‘You are important to me’, ‘I care what happens to you, and ‘I don’t want you to get hurt’ all mean ‘I love you’. We are sometimes very strange people. The only thing we want to say, and the one thing that we should say, is the one thing we don’t say. And yet because the feeling is so real, and the need to say it is so strong, we are driven to use other words and signs to say what we really mean. And many times the meaning never gets communicated at all and the other person is left feeling unloved and unwanted. Therefore, I believe we have to listen for love in the words that people are saying to us. Some

Steam Pipe Blast In Nyc
Hey everyone, just wanted to write a few lines about what happened here in Midtown Manhattan yesterday. A steam pipe blow up at 5:57pm EDT about 6 blocks away from my job. Luckly I was at another subway stop when everything took place. Midtown has so frozen zones because of the blast and due to health concerns. It is disconcerting that the infrastructure in the nation's big city is falling apart and still the head of the power company makes over a million a year. Makes you think about what is this guy doing to update things, is it a Oh Sh*t attitude of we will replace things only when they break and scr$w everyone who is effected by the break. I am doing ok but just kind of p*ssed about it. Have a great day everyone!

The Only Thing You Did Was A Butcher Cover
July 10 1969. Canon Hugh Hotkins read an extract from a telegram Brian Jones sent to his parents at the time of his 2nd drug bust. This was read at Brian's funeral. 'Please don't judge me too harshly'. Headline from a Brian Jones Yahoo group: "This group is for Brian Jones, one the greatest musicians ever! Not matter what he did we Brian fans love him, uncondinially! The Golden Stone's memory will live forever." Was Brian guilty in drugabuse? Maybe. As Brians father says: "And it was at that time I think, that he got mixed up with drugs, perhaps, if he indeed he was, whether he got mixed up with the wrong kind of people. Or whether he just took to drugs or (sex), in the way many people take to drink." Brian never touched a joint in my opinion. Was Brian guilty in childabuse? No. The only time Brian comments on the accuse is when the Beatles release the album Yesterday (And Today) in june 1966. By placing his song together with butchered babys Lennon manage to ki

I Get To Watch!
A good friend of mine is getting another tattoo today and invited me to go with her to watch (my wife would be tagging along, but she works nights and sleeps days). So, I am stoked. Other than getting one myself, watching a friend get one is the next best thing!

When I Miss You...
I sit and listen to songs that remind me of you. I close my eyes and cling to a pillow and inside somewhere I smile at those memories of you and me. When I miss you, the silence becomes so bleak, that I have no choice but to chase it away with melodies we've sung together on numerous occasions, silly, or sweet. I know you'll be home soon, I've only a few more days to wait until you're in my arms again. I know I'll be here, waiting for you again, as I have many times before. The distance between us, the miles apart might as well be worlds apart. I miss you so much it hurts at times, but I imagine how it will be to have your arms gently pulling me against your warm embrace when we see each other again and I can't help but smile. We will love so deeply, touch tenderly, and sing to each other the songs we so desperately were waiting to hear once more. I love you dearling, my heart is yours for as long as you wish to hold it. May it still be for years to come.

Blood Stained Heart
Tear away this trash you hold inside. Crazy little girl the world was once with. Now only left a hand to the wind for its self out one bye one. You kill it all with no drop. You break it with everything let it go or die trying. Forgive her for she kills her self with the mind of the weak. Blood stained clothes now nothing. Tears pour out the words of the past.

Why Me? ( Depressed )
Date: 07/19/07 My health is getting a lot worse and I have been very, very depressed. I'm currently seeing a OB/GYN doctor now & have been told that I have Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS) and I'm at risk for Uterus Cancer. This is the reason why I'm gaining so much weight ( despite diet & excercise efforts ), having irregular periods, facial & body hair growth, insulin resistance and much more. The doctor had did a pelvic exam on me in her office & is running a lot of tests on me. She gave me some medicine that should help regulate my periods & help w/ the facial & body hair growth. She ordered for me to get blood work & a ultrasound done (which has been done already earlier this week). I won't know the results of these tests un-till I go back for my next appointment (08/13) or unless they call me. The doctor wants to also do a biopsy and maybe more. I have also seen my family doctor just recently this week & I had explained everything to him so he can be on the same

Yes I Love You & Other Rants!
I know a lot of people enjoy the chain mail "prove you love me" posts ... I dont. Yes I love you, want to F.U.C.K. you, etc ... but I wont be pressured into sending spam to 1000 friends. Comments like those I DO delete! I also hate when people TELL me what to do. If you leave comments telling me to "rate you, add you, fan you" I probably won't. Had you not begged for it I probably would have stopped by ... but I will decide for myself if I feel like rating, fanning, etc. And of course friend requests ... I'll pretty much approve anyone. I am easy to become friends with ... but if I dont hear from you I do periodically go through & delete people I seldom hear from, or who just generally tick me off!

Somewhere, Abby Hoffman Smiles
An incomplete thought or two... I have been parroting something Chuck Palahniuk said a few years ago for quite some time. For those without a great deal of money or political power, the only way to effect social change is to write the stories, paint the pictures and make the music; present to the world at large a vision of what you believe the world can become. Further... Please do not tell me what a dystopian society is without giving me vision as to what society can become. I have already read "Animal Farm", "1984", and "A Brave New World". Give me "Anthem", dammit. This is not the "Beginning of the End", this is the "Beginning of History"; the End is not nigh, the Beginning is. While the American government has spent the last seven years consolidating power and (effectively turning this country into a socialist regime by definition) and controlling spin with a cooperative media, technology has afforded other voices the power and opportunity to give all sides to the story.

My Operation
it went well all though we are waiting on cat scans to come back to know for sure we got the cancer out ,i hate doctors they take to long for things like this lol,but its all in good hands and hopefully soon ill feel better .im so board in this room lol not use to laying down lot but thats life. ill keep posted when i find out my results from the scan. right now im feeling kind of bluuu to day so i am sorry if i dont get to u quick enough. have a good day everybody.

Were Are All The Bbw/bhm Bombers
GOOD MORIN ALL IM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AND IM NOT TO HAPPY WITH THE FAMILY WAT WENT ON WHILE I WAS GONE WE WILL DISSCUSS THIS IN THE MEETIN TONITE I EXPECT SLL TO BE THIER U UR NOT THIER PLZ TALK TO MS MAINE THE NEW CO OWNER OF THE BBW/BHM BOMBERS JUST T LET YOU KNOW IM SO DISAPPOINTED AN HURT RUBIA HAVE ANICE DAY

First One..on Cherry Tap
Hey peeps..just here looking around. I swear this site is quick to make friends. But I love it. Better than Myspace. Though of course I'll stay there too..the family is there and they need to keep in contact. But I love this place already..so to all my new friends, the onese who I will make in the future and to the ones who wannat screw my ass..THANKS! :-)

Men
I didn't understand men at all. They tell you everything you want to hear. After a couple of months of being with them. They turn on you. I figured females would do this not males. I'm very honest with the guys I date. Need to be honest, caring, truthing, and like kids. But men lie more then a female. What the hell is going on here? I guess I will never figure out a man.

Swallowing
Cum Nutrition Facts Why Swallow His Milk Shake? In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet. What's in Semen? Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients: Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vita

Great Day!!!
So, today just seems like a really great day...and that's even with the baby waking me up in the middle of the night again last night. I don't know what it is...the world just seems full of possibilities, ya know? The sun is gorgeous, my kids are cooperating and being really good, my Nana is going to be here soon, I got to talk to Dave today, Martin yesterday, and maybe other special possibilities, too ;) I hope everyone else is having a great day! ttyl people!

I'm So Excited, And I Just Can't Hide It!!!!!
I got me a new job! I start on Monday 7/23/2007. I'm going to be working at a company called Re-Source Industries. I'm going to be working in their warehouse, and all the stuff i'm going to be doing is easy. I've already done it before, so it'll be a piece of cake. The best part about it is, they will be starting me out at $10.50 an hour. Easy Job, Great salary, and i get benefits after 6 months. THIS JOB SHOULD OFFICIALLY BE CALLED "HEAVEN". I'm truely blessed, and soooooooooo very excited!!!!!!!!!

Quizzzzz
k...I don't put much stock in these quiz thingies, but this one was pretty damn dead on! So, here you are :D Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have low neuroticism. You are very emotionally

Love
When I dream under skies so blue I think about my life with you The life we made the love we share The lonely moments when your not there The time apart does some good Keeps love strong the way it should Our children smile and love to play With mom and dad they love to stay They say we're cool and lots of fun Although their lives have just begun So in my heart you'll always stay No matter that you are far away I love you more and more today Would love to show yon in brand new ways So smile my love for I am here In my heart you're alway dear I'll never leave from by your side I'll smile and keep up with a long stride So keep me close and love me more I'll see you on God's golden shore.

Pisces: The Piece Of Ass
VIRGO: The Conceited Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO: The lover Can be mean somtimes. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most ######. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u mig

We Have No Water Pressure...
Yeah. We have no water pressure and if they don't hurry up and get things done...then I won't be able to go to work because I won't be able to take a shower and there is no way I'm going to work without taking a shower. That's just wrong. Freaking jerks having to lay new water pipes is just an inconvience. *grumbles*

The Things You Said.
Artist: Depeche Mode Album: 101 Title: The Things You Said I heard it from my friends About the things you said I heard it from my friends About the things you said But they know me better than that They know me better than that They know my weaknesses I never tried to hide them They know my weaknesses I never denied them I heard it from my friends About the things you said I heard it from my friends About the things you said How can a view become so twisted How can a view become so twisted They know my weaknesses I never tried to hide them They know my weaknesses You tried them I get so carried away You brought me down to earth I thought we had something precious Now i know what it's worth I heard it from my friends About the things you said I heard it from my friends About the things you said I've never felt so disappointed Never felt so disappointed They know my weaknesses I never tried to hide them They know my weaknesses T

Somebody
Artist: Depeche Mode Album: 101 Title: Somebody I want somebody to share Share the rest of my life Share my innermost thoughts Know my intimate details Someone who'll stand by my side And give me support And in return She'll get my support She will listen to me When i want to speak About the world we live in And life in general Though my views may be wrong They may even be perverted She'll hear me out And won't easily be converted To my way of thinking In fact she'll often disagree But at the end of it all She will understand me Aaaahhhhh.... I want somebody who cares For me passionately With every thought and With every breath Someone who'll help me see things In a different light All the things i detest I will almost like I don't want to be tied To anyone's strings I'm carefully trying to steer clear of Those things But when i'm asleep I want somebody Who will put their arms around me And kiss me tenderly Though things like this Make me

Behind The Wheel
Artist: Depeche Mode Album: 101 Title: Behind The Wheel My little girl Drive anywhere Do what you want I don't care Tonight I'm in the hands of fate I hand myself Over on a plate Now Oh little girl There are times when i feel I rather not be The one behind the wheel Come Pull my strings Watch me move I do anything Please Sweet little girl I prefer You behind the wheel And me the passenger Drive I'm yours to keep Do what you want I'm going cheap Tonight You're behind the wheel, tonight

So You Think A Soldiers Only Job Is To Kill
A couple of nights ago someone asked "why don't you thank a Firefighter, A Cop, or an EMT for putting their lives on the line, instead of a Soldier. A soldier Signed up to do what A soldier does." I found this Ironic to say the least, but it also kinda hit home as much as it hit me wrong I guess. So I sat down and thought up a response. Yeah Soldiers are paid ( and Volunteered) to go into harms way, but So did Firefighters, EMT's, and Police. Like the soldier, a cop has to dodge bullets, or gets killed in the line of duty. However, Its the soldier Not the Cop that sits, far from home in a 2ft long by 5ft deep earthen box; usually in the rain, heat or freezing cold to ensure you sleep warm at night. The Radio, TV, and Newspapers Laud the Firefighter who dive headlong into a raging inferno in attempt to save a person or a valuable possession or the home itself. Rarely do you hear about the Soldier diving into a Raging river, a Burning car, or a flooded street to save som

Inspiration
Artist: Chicago Album: Chicago Xvii Title: You're The Inspiration You know our love was meant to be The kind of love that lasts forever And i need you here with me From tonight until the end of time You should know, everywhere i go You're always on my mind, in my heart In my soul Chorus: You're the meaning in my life You're the inspiration You bring feeling to my life You're the inspiration Wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me sayin' No one needs you more than i need you And i know, yes i know that it's plain to see We're so in love when we're together And i know that i need you here with me From tonight until the end of time You should know, everywhere i go Always on my mind, in my heart In my soul Chorus

Please Hold On
Artist: Chicago Album: Chicago Xvii Title: Please Hold On Do you love me Do you need me Tell me the truth tonight Do you love me Do you need me Can i still call you mine I've heard the same old story So many times For every lie you've told me I'd be a righ man if i had a dime Why do you take me Why do you rake me Over your red hot coals Why do you scold me After you hold me Why do you turn so cold The lad's constant cruisin' Expains the tears The lonely path she's choosin' If i didn't love her would i still be here Please hold on, stay with me Tell me what you have in mind Please hold on, stay with me Baby, don't you leave me behind Do you love me Do you need me Tell me the truth this time Do you love me Do you need me Can i still call you mine Soft lights and quiet music Forgets your name Some people try to use it But loneliness chooses the rules to the game Please hold on, stay with me Tell me what you have in mind Please hol

Hard Habit To Break
Artist: Chicago Album: Chicago Xvii Title: Hard Habit To Break I guess i thought you'd be here forever Another illusion i chose to create You don't know what ya got until it's gone And i found out just a little too late I was acting as if you were lucky to have me Doin' you a favor i hardly knew you were there But then you were gone and it was all wrong Had no idea how much i cared Chorus: Now being without you Takes a lot of getting used to Should learn to live with it But i don't want to Living without you Is all a big mistake Instead of getting easier It's the hardest thing to take I'm addicted to ya babe You're a hard habit to break You found someone else you had every reason You know i can't blame you for runnin' to him Two people together but living alone I was spreading my love too thin After all of these years I'm still tryin' to shake it Doin' much better they say that it just takes time But deep in the night it's an endless flight I

Believe
Artist: Cher Album: Believe Title: Believe No matter how hard I try You keep pushing me aside And I can't break through There's no talking to you It's so sad that you're leaving It takes time to believe it But after all is said and done You're gonna be the lonely one Do you believe in life after love I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough Do you believe in life after love I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough What am I supposed to do Sit around and wait for you Well I can't do that And there's no turning back I need time to move on I need a love to feel strong 'Cause I've got time to think it through And maybe I'm too good for you Do you believe in life after love I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough Do you believe in life after love I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough Well I know that I'll get

All Or Nothing
Artist: Cher Album: Believe Title: All Or Nothing I've been standing out in the rain I've been calling your name Got that lonely feeling again calling out your name Do you hear me? Do you want me? Baby it's all or nothing now I don't wanna run and I cant walk out you're breaking my heart if you leave me now don't wanna wait for ever Who do you think you're fooling Who do you think you're fooling Baby it's all or nothing, baby it's all or nothing now I've been trying to get to your heart but I'm chasing shadows We keep falling further apart so near and you're so far Do you care now? Do you know how?

Help Find Her Plz
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: JeremyDate: Jul 18, 2007 5:34 PMAmber Alert. Staff Sergeant Rick Williams Rolla Police Department 1007 N. Elm St. Rolla , Mo. 65401 (573) 364-1213 Fax (573) 364-6346 Please look at the picture, read what her mother says, then forward this message on. My 13 year old girl, Ashley Flores, is missing. She has been missing for now two weeks. Maybe if everyone passes this on, someone will see this child. That is how the girl from Stevens Point was found by circulation of her picture on tv. The internet circulates even overseas,South America , and Canada etc. Please pass this to everyone in your address book. With GOD on her side she will be found. "I am asking you all, begging you to please forward this email on to anyone and everyone you know, PLEASE. It is still not too late. Please help us. If anyone knows anything, please contact me at: HelpfindAshleyFlore s@yahoocom I am including a picture of her. All prayers are appreciated!

Everything I Do (i Do It For You)
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Waking Up The Neighbours Title: (Everything I Do) I Do It For You Look into my eyes - you will see What you mean to me Search your heart - search your soul And when you find me there you'll search no more Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you Look into my heart - you will find There's nothin' there to hide Take me as I am - take my life I would give it all I would sacrifice Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for I can't help it there's nothin' I want more Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you There's no love - like your love And no other - could give more love There's nowhere - unless you're there All the time - all the way Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for I can't help it there's nothin' I want more I would fight for you - I'd lie for you Walk the wire for you - Ya I'd die for you Ya know it's true

Antioxidants
Antioxidants protect cells from damage caused by unstable molecules known as free radicals. Laboratory and animal research has shown antioxidants help prevent the free radical damage that is associated with cancer. However, results from recent studies in people (clinical trials) are not consistent (see Question 2). Antioxidants are provided by a healthy diet that includes a variety of fruits and vegetables

Somebody
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Reckless Title: Somebody I been lookin' for someone Between the fire and the flame We're all lookin' for somethin' To ease the pain Now who can you turn to When it's all black and white And the winners are losers You see it every night I need somebody Somebody like you Everybody needs somebody I need somebody Hey what about you Everybody needs somebody When you're out on the front line And you're watchin' them fall It doesn't take long to realize It ain't worth fightin' for I thought I saw the Madonna When you walked in the room Well your eyes were like diamonds And they cut right through - oh they cut right through I need somebody Somebody like you Everybody needs somebody I need somebody Hey what about you We all need somebody Another night another lesson learned It's the distance keeps us sane But when the silence leads to sorrow We do it all again - all again Chorus

For Freinds And Family
I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY."""" SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U LOVE, INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER!! """ Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're LOVED

Run To You
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Reckless Title: Run To You She says her love for me could never die But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I Oh - but her love is cold It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know, 'cause... When it gets too much I need to feel your touch I'm gonna run to you I'm gonna run to you Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night I'm gonna run to you She's got a heart of gold she'd never let me down But you're the one that always turns me on You keep me comin' 'round I know her love is true But it's so damn easy makin' love to you I got my mind made up I need to feel your touch I'm gonna run to you Ya - I'm gonna run to you Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna stay all night I'm gonna run to you Ya - I'm gonna run to you Oh when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night I'm gonna run to you

Heaven
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: MTV Unplugged Title: Heaven Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years There was only you and me We were young and wild and free Now nothin' can take you away from me We've been down that road before But that's over now You keep me comin' back for more Baby you're all that I want When you're lyin' here in my arms I'm findin' it hard to believe We're in heaven And love is all that I need And I found it there in your heart It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven Oh - once in your life you find someone Who will turn your world around Bring you up when you're feelin' down Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me Oh there's lots that I could say But just hold me now Cause our love will light the way Chorus I've bin waitin' for so long For somethin' to arrive For love to come along Now our dreams are comin' true Through the good times and the bad Ya - I'll be standin' there by you

Don't Leave Me Lonely
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Cuts Like A Knife Title: Don't Leave Me Lonely I won't stand bein' broken hearted I won't be pushed around The rules were set when we got started But lately I have found We've spent too little time and too much heartache I feel we're losin' ground And lately I've been hearin' You won't be needin' me around Don't leave me lonely Just wanna be right by your side Your one and only - tonite So don't leave me lonely I need you here all the time So don't leave me lonely - oh no You say you need your independence Well I need mine Separate lives and separate feelings I guess that's fine But that won't last - it's no solution I know it can't survive And lately I've been thinkin' Thinkin' 'bout you all the time

Cuts Like A Knife.
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Cuts Like A Knife Title: Cuts Like A Knife Drivin' home this evening I coulda sworn we had it all worked out You had this boy believin' Way beyond the shadow of a doubt Then i heard it on the street I heard you mighta found somebody new Well who is he baby - who is he And tell me what he means to you I took it all for granted But how was i to know That you'd be letting go Now it cuts like a knife But it feels so right It cuts like a knife But it feels so right There's times i've 'bin mistaken There's times i thought i'd 'bin misunderstood So wait a minute darlin' Can't you see we did the best we could This wouldn't be the first time Things have gone astray Now you've thrown it all away Now it cuts like a knife But it feels so right It cuts like a knife But it feels so right

I Party For A Living
I love my job! I set my own hours and have fun while I work. I am married and not looking for anyone else, Sorry. I have 5 children ranges 17-2 years of age. I am a Passion Parties Consultant. We are a romance company that loves to add spice to your relationship. If you have get sick of going to those nasty adult toy stores, then you are the person we are looking for. You can order at any time at www.jessicathetoylady.com credit cards, checks, and cash. Host a Party and Earn Free Products Become a Consultant and Get Paid To Party

I've Found The Man I've Been Waiting For
Hey friends/Fans, I want to share with you all on how I met Gary. I met Gary through my line of work as a client. We met back in March and when we both layed our eyes on each other it was love at first sight. I knew it was for me when I first met him but didn't know it was for him until recently as we talk about it now. Gary was supposed to have me out again to entertain him the next night but his company sent him out of the area. I figured it was another man saying he would see me again and not do it. Well I was wrong when I received a call from my agency to go back to this particular hotel ( that Gary and I first met at) that Gary wanted to see me. I wasn't sure if it was him but I was hoping. When I arrived I found it was him. I was so excited to see him that I greeted him with a long french kiss. He explained to me what happen. The hour went by quickly and he walked me to my car. It was raining and I told him to get in. We sat and talked for 3 hours while I was waiting on another

My Humps
Artist: Black Eyed Peas Album: Monkey Business Title: My Humps What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out) I drive these scrubbers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ice-ys. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna Karen, they be sharin’ All their money got me wearin’ Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Se7en Jeans, True Religion, I say no, but they keep givin’ So I keep on takin’ And no I ain’t fakin’ We can keep on datin’ I keep on demonstrating. My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got u, She’s got me spending. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all

Don't Phunk With My Heart
Artist: Black Eyed Peas Album: Monkey Business Title: Don't Phunk With My Heart (Fergy) no no no no don't phunk wit my heart no no no no don't phunk wit my heart (Chorus) Fergy I wonder if I take you home would you still be in love baby, in love baby I wonder if I take you home would you still be in love baby, in love baby Girl you know you got me got me wit your pistol shot me shot me And I'm here helplessly in love and nothing can stop me you can't stop me once I started you can't return me once you bought it I come and baby don't got it I come and baby don't got it so lets be about it Baby have some trustin' trustin' when I come wit lustin' lustin' cuz I bring you dat comfort I ain't only here cuz I want you body I want your mind too. Interesting when I find you and I'm interested in the long haul come on girl Yeehaw! (Chorus) no no no no don't phunk wit my heart Girl you had me once you kissed me my love for you is not iffy I always want you wit me I'll

Don't Take Life So Seriously
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. > > > 2. A day without sunshine is like - Night. > > > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. > > > 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. > > > 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. > > > 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. > > > 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. > > > 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. > > > 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the > Cheese in the trap. > > > 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. > > > 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. > > > 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. > > > 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. > > > 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. > > 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? > > > 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wro

Taboo
Forbidden The taste of the flesh the scent of desire the need from within, all consuming like fire The beat of the heart the rush of the blood the passion it rises coming on like a flood The sweat on the skin taste of salt on the tongue Then teeth sinking in and the two become one

Started School !!
I just wanted everyone to know that I am not neglecting anyone but I started school July 9th and I am super busy...I am getting my graphic design degree so I can make more money!!!! So if you dont see me on site much that is why... It is also starting to be the busy time for my work so I can't get on the site as much as I would like to... Well hope everyone is doing good!!

Check On It
Artist: Beyonce Album: Check On It Title: Check On It you need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wangstas good girls gotta get down with them gangstas go head girl put some back and some neck up on it while i stand up in the background and check up on it (chorus) ohh boy you looking like you like what you see won't you come over check up on it, i'm gone let you work up on it ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight if you got flaunt it, boy i know you want it while i turn around you watch me check up on it oohhh you watchin me shake it, i see it in ya face ya can't take it, it's blazin, you rock me it amaze me you can look at it, as long as you don't grab it if you don't go braggin, i'ma let you have it you think that i'm teasin, but i ain't got no reason i'm sure that i can please ya, but first i gotta read you (chorus) ohh boy you looking like you like what yo

Wind Beneath My Wings
Artist: Bette Midler Album: Beaches Title: Wind Beneath My Wings Oh, oh, oh, oh - It must have been cold there in my shadow, To never have sunlight on your face. You were content to let me shine, that's your way. You always walked a step behind. So i was the one with all the glory, While you were the one with all the strain. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you're my hero, And everything i would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, For you are the wind beneath my wings. It might have appeared to go unnoticed, But i've got it all here in my heart. I want you to know i know the truth, of course i know it. I would be nothing without you. Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything i wish i could be. I could fly higher than an eagle, For you are the wind beneath my wings. Did i ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything, everything i wish i could be. Oh,

Poem
In-Between That place between asleep and awake That's where you live in me. A faded dream that was once real. Is all that I can see. In this space of in-between, This is where our souls play. The place that's neither black nor white But only where it's grey I'm only here for a short time, In this special place. Just long enough to see you, With a smile on your face. And now it's time I have to go, and leave behind this scene. But I'll be back in a little while, and meet you in-between

Soulmates
How do I know when I've met my Soul Mate? There will be an instantaneous familiarity, a recognition, and an innate understanding and connection from the beginning that cannot be described logically. You will be psychically attuned to each other, and will feel so alive in each other's presence. It's as if when together, you feel more enhanced, alive, and excited! You can communicate on many levels at the same time, often "tuning into each other" and "knowing" what is going on with the other person. There will be a shared sense of purpose. A deep love, and a feeling of "knowing" each other on a soul level. It will feel as if you are with your true counterpart on every level. All of the feelings are mutual. There is a deep soul-level bond, and a deep feeling of having much in common on many levels. Physical passion can be extremely intense, or in some soul mate relationships, there is more of an intellectual stimulus, and many times it is both combined. There is chemistry, passio

Faith In You
When I LOST FAITH You BELIEVED in Me When I STUMBLED You were RIGHT there For EVERY Act of Love You have done I OWE YOU ONE There were HARD TIMES I knew I would have SURVIVED Just BECAUSE You Stayed by My Side Just like a PRAYER That I sent ABOVE Asking for ONLY That You ALWAYS be by My Side!! ** Dedicated to My LOVE ~ TATTMNDO69

Being Heathy
Omega 3 Oil Omega 3 oil is essential for proper nervous system function, mental function and for healthy cholesterol levels. Omega 3's will act as anti-inflammatory agents, reduce dry eyes, and will help to prevent heart disease. Omega 3 oils are naturally found in oily cold water fish like tuna, salmon, and sardines. Vegetable sources include pumpkin seeds, flax seeds, and walnuts

Please Hoin Me Here Anytime
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Mornings
I am not a morning person, but somehow I am compelled to wake in the wee hours for fear that I may miss something significant. I have been painting up a storm as of late... i love computer art, but there is something magickal about the eyestraining time consuming tedious work of the brush. I have almost 10 works completed now in large-scale, and three more in the works and 1 on the drawing board. I almost have enough for a showing. I am sooooo excited. Been meeting many new and interesting people as of late. I hope things continue to go as they are. Production is awesome! I am almost back to where I was before Christmas. Scrawny was a setback... but it all worked out well in the end. I have TWO homes now... Not 1 but TWO!!! bot in the city where I like to be... one a nice little apartment in a good neighborhood, and the other a charming flat with a built in art studio! Yay me! Life is good

Why M O M ?
WHY can't You LOVE Me? Like a Mom is SUPPOSED to? WHY do you HATE Me SO MUCH? What did I DO? ALL I want to do Is make You PROUD of Me! But NOTHING is EVER GOOD ENOUGH! & it is DRIVING Me INSANE! What HURTS Me the MOST Is not KNOWING what I did WRONG!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR WHATEVER I DID WRONG WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? I AM YOUR BLOOD ~ I AM YOUR CHILD!! Just KNOW that I WILL ALWAYS be there For You NO MATTER what You do or say to Me YOU ARE MY MOTHER & I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!

Christmas 12-24-05
“Glory to God in the Highest Heaven, and on earth peace to people whom He favors.” This is the message of the angles that came to announce the birth of Jesus, the savior of the world, who was on Christmas night born in a barn of all places. It is a message of hope and wonder, and it makes a much better Christmas card than the message of John the Baptist, “Repent you brood of vipers!” Yes, one is a hallmark moment and the other is not. But, in their own way, each is announcing something wondrous. Something so unexpected and so strange, that shepherds came to see if it was true. Was the Son of God, this Jesus really lying in a barn, or had the dried sheep meet they had eaten for supper gone bad, leaving them with a hallucination that was both astonishing and terrible to behold? Chances are good that they were betting on the bad dinner. These shepherds in the field were as an unsavory lot 2000 years ago as they tend to be now. Oh, not bad guys mind you, but they did things in a ver

Advent 12-13-05
The Advent message of prepare is one that we understand far better than the message of waiting. We do so many things to prepare for Christmas that preparation for anything is something that is easily taken into our routine. However, when we hear the message of “Prepare the way of the Lord,” the mistake is made that we are to prepare by figuring out what it is that we are going to do to the said coming Lord, or perhaps what we are to do for the coming Lord. After all Jesus will need me to do something to or for him right? Wrong my friends, completely wrong. Preparation for the coming Lord is preparing for what Jesus is going to do to you. The God in the flesh, Jesus, the coming Lord, whom John the Baptist warns us to prepare for, is coming because of what people are already doing and have done, not because of what we do for him. This truth is what we remember in Advent. Forgiveness is coming at Christmastime and during Advent we remember that forgiveness is what we are to prep

Malfuctions + Thievery Of Ct Crashes
Everytime CT has an Upgrade or a Meltdown as I call it.Something more Malfunctions.Todays Mail is Once again Out of Order.I keep sending my new Salutes an other Photos to CT mail.Real Funny Shit.Meassage says its there I go look it is not.If it's there,Unfortunately Invisiable An it can't be Found.These so called upgrades or Malfunctions also Erradicate Blogs of mine an Family Members.They steal Pictures as well.What the Fuck are these Peeps doing that are suppose to be Fixing things here on the Greatest Socialization Internet Play Palace in the World.After these Upgrades half my Morphs nolonger Morph.What the Fuck Baby J.Instead of Concentrateing on them Rude Disrespectful Error Messages.Get Off your Ass an fix the Enternal Problems of this Great Site.Actually my Bar Tab did work last night for the very first time Ever.But nothing Else fuckin did.That Hover Option on that Bit better Shoutbox is Fuckin useless.It works 1 time an HR. if I'm Lucky.You all need to get an Instant Messages

What Type Of Candy Are You?
You scored as KitKat/Crunch Bar, You are a KitKat/Crunch Bar. You are the life of the party. Sometimes loud and aggressive-you go after what you want! You are sweet and loving, but may have a hard time expressing yourself. You live life to the fullest!KitKat/Crunch Bar90% Reese\'s Peanut Butter Cup80% Twix80% Hershey Bar75% Skittles/Gummi Bears70% Jolly Ranchers70% 3 Musketeers70% M&M\'s60% *What Type of Candy Are You?* (w/pics.)created with QuizFarm.com

Advent 12-01-05
Advent has rolled around again. Once again this year I am forced to endure the same tired messages and sermons that I hear every year at advent. They all go something along the lines of “We are a people waiting alone in darkness and fear…” or “Don’t rush advent, wait for the coming savior …” or my all time favorite, “Naughty, naughty, you are commercializing Christmas!” Let’s look at the facts. No one is waiting for anything except the next holiday sale at Sears, Target, or wherever. We only fear nothing from our shopping season and we most certainly rush-rush-rush, the same way we do for every event the rest of the year. Christmas is already so commercial that there is not one thing that anyone could do to make it more so. After all, Christmas items went on sale roughly at the time of Halloween. So what is it that I propose that we do to change the world? Simply stated, we do nothing. The world is much the same now as it was over 2,000 years ago. People are coming and going, s

America The Beautiful
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK OUR TROOPS FOR FIGHTING FOR THE FREEDOM OF OUR COUNTRY AND TO THOSE THAT HAVE FALLIN IN THE LINE OF THIS FIGHT YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN WE LOVE YOU ALL AND WE ONLY CAN PREY YOU RETURN TO US SAFELY AGAIN WE THANK YOU PLEASE COME HOME SOON

Song Lyrics
Here is the lyrics to a song I wrote, it's better with the music (guitar)but it might stand on it's own without. No Salt, No Lime verse 1 When you left me, I was lost. Hell of a climb. Want you back no matter the cost. But you still wouldn't be mine. refrain: Pour another memory, no salt, no lime. When I said I loved you, I meant for all time. Verse 2 It's goin' to take allot of time to get over you. Question I keep asking myself,"What did I do?" refrain: Pour another memory, no salt, no lime. When I said I loved you, I meant for all time. verse 3 I'll keep looking for you, questions to ask. The only place I'll find you, is in the bottom of this glass. refrain: Pour another memory, no salt, no lime. When I said I loved you I meant for all time.

Jay Leno's Letter
Ok let me start by saying this was forwarded to me from a close friend..... keep an open mind and read further..... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the l

Doing Well
Grant HAS BEEN GONE FOR ALMOST ONE MONTH AND IS DOING WELL. i HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO HIM SINCE July 2ND, BUT HAVE RECIEVED SEVERAL LETTERS FROM HIM. HE HAS BEEN EXCITED THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS, THEY HAVE BEEN ISSUED THEIR M16'S, AND HAVE BEEN LEARNING HOW TO TAKE THEM APART AND PUT THEM TOGETHER, REPELLING OFF 50FT. TOWERS, HANDLING GRENADES, AND THIS SATURDAY HE WILL BE ENTERING THE GAS CHAMBER. THAT ONE HE SAYS HE'S NOT TOO THRILLED ABOUT! NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT IT IS, I WOULD'NT BE EITHER.....LOL (TEAR GAS) ALTHOUGH HE LIKES WHAT HE IS DOING, HE IS ANXIOUS TO COME HOME. I AM VERY READY FOR HIM TO COME HOME AS WELL. UPON HIS RETURN WE ARE HAVING A BIG BBQ FOR HIM, TO CELEBRATE HIS RETURN AS WELL AS THE BIRTHDAY HE MISSED. ACTUALLY WE WILL CELEBRATE HIS AND HIS SISTER'S BIRTHDAY, AS SHE WILL BE TURNING 16 ONLY 5 DAYS AFTER HIS RETURN. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED AS TO HIS PROGRESS! TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT HAVE GIVEN ME AND CONTINUE TO GIVE ME SUPPORT, I SEND ALL MY LOVE AND BRIGHT BLESSING

Dinner By The Lake
We’ve discussed making some time together for a romantic evening out on several occasions, finally, if this all works out, I think we‘ll get it. Secretively, I’m keeping it all hushed, waiting to tell him when he gets home from work. Anticipating his arrival, I’ll meet him at the door, and whisper every-so gently in his ear, “We have the night to ourselves.” My mind, running ramped, thinking of all the things I need to get done before he gets here, I want everything to be perfect and I want to look perfect, I want him to know I’m all his tonight. This is for him. Glancing at the clock, it’s getting near the time of his arrival, I have to shower, but first, I’ll lay the cloths out I’m going to wear, thinking to myself, being a fairly warm night with a slight breeze I’ll go with the long black dress with a slit up the side. I hurriedly scamper to the closet, run my hands through my wardrobe, hoping it’s still not at the cleaners, relieved, I found it, I take it from the closet, hold it

I Swear Horoscopes Are So Right At Times!
Capricorn horoscope for July 19, 2007. If this isn't the truth I don't know what is. You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate.

Your Amazeing
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.

Midnight Swim
It was nearing midnight. One last swim in the pool wouldn’t hurt anyone. She really needed it. It was hot and humid. Stifling inside the hotel room, even with the air conditioner running full blast. She wished he would come soon, she wanted him. With one last glance at the door, she went into the sterile white bathroom and pulled her nearly dry bikini down from the shower rod. Pinning her hair up on her head, with a silent promise that she wouldn’t get it wet this time. The chlorine in the pool was really strong. A few tendrils brushed against her neck as she tied the halter style top. She donned the bottoms of her bikini. She stood back in the mirror for a few minutes, looking at herself. The high cut of her bottoms made her legs look longer, the halter pulled her breasts up showing just a shadow of cleavage. The air conditioner was blowing cold air on her, goosebumps rose on her skin, making her nipples press against the clammy inside of her top. B

The Lake
Each year I take my kids to the lake. We rent a cabin, play a lot of golf, swim and do whatever we feel like. The days are great and filled with activities but the nights are a different story. I've been divorced for eight years and really haven't had time to date much. Taking care of the kids was and is my priority. During the summer the nights are usually fairly warm at the lake. The swimming area is usually pretty dark at night. Lots of times I go down to the docks of the swimming area and sit out on the end of one of them. Sometimes if I get a little daring I take some of my clothes off. I'm a fairly attractive man. I stand almost 6 feet tall and weigh a slender but athletic 190 pounds. I've got soft blue eyes and a quick smile. I get a lot of compliments on my butt and legs especially when I wear shorts. This particular night was very warm. The temperature was still in the high 80's and I couldn't sleep. I had dozed a little but ended up waking up to a sensual dream leavin

I Don't Get It... But Its Funny..
Okies.. I dont know what the big fuss is over me??? lol. I cant help but laugh.....lol... I dont have big boobs like Jenna Jameson or Christina Dolce.... I arent skinny like them..... THey got gots perfect 20 bodies and flawless faces.. I dont have any of that.. Lmao!!!!.. I dont know why every says I am sexy or a hottie or cute of what not.. I joke in my pics.. lol But thats me I joke alot.. lol.. Thats my personality.. I dont know.. I just figured I would ask... lol....... :) I am just your average run of the mill girl.. Just being ME!!!! heheee...... But thanks for the compliments.. hehehe..... :0)

Capricorns Only!!!
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate. today's horoscope....7/19/07 **right on the money for me**

American Idol - What????
I have to say that as soon as the home town visits were shown, I knew Melinda was going home. The crazy screaming fans for both Jordin and Blake were young, teenaged, and would vote a ton of times -- whereas the fans for Melinda were more reserved and not as demonstrative. I'm still shaking my head -- Melinda deserves to win American Idol on talent alone -- however I do think this will be a blessing for her -- to make her own record deal (probably tons better than the American Idol contract) -- and probably give her more freedom to go the direction she wants to go.At this point, I think Jordin will win. I feel a bit bad for her if she does, simply for the fact that she is so young, and I hope she won't give in to the pressure to become the "typical" teen star -- dressing too sexy, focusing too much on fame, etc. I worry about these young stars.I do think Blake has a chance to win -- with the young girls voting -- and I think he would do well as a winner or not. So at this point I don't

A Phd In American Idolology?????
Maybe CalPoly will offer this: Get a Ph.D. in 'American Idol' The semiotics of Sanjaya, dawg ANNE KINGSTON | June 4, 2007 | ANNE KINGSTON--> When Katherine Meizel defends her doctoral thesis at the University of California at Santa Barbara next week, it will be the first time "Paula Abdul" and "dialectic relationship" are uttered in the same forum. "America Singing: The Mediation of Identity Politics on American Idol," is the first Ph.D. to be written about the show, or, as the 33-year-old ethnomusicology student defines it, the "system that results in the simultaneous creation of product and built-in audience -- a commodity package with 'consumer included.' " Meizel, an opera singer with a Ph.D. in performance, became a regular American Idol viewer in 2003 after reading a much-quoted New York Times column that criticized the show's enthusiasm for melisma, a vocal mannerism popularized by Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey, which the paper dismissed as "cramming songs with hundreds o

Remeber Old Times
remember i looked at u, u looked at me. we had a love conection between us. u told me u love me i told u i love u i gave u everything from me u took all away u had to leave me u never said good-bye but 2 years later i see u i wrote to u it said i love u u said no later then we never talk to each other we just say hi or good-bye 5 months later u say i love u but i moved one just like u did to me well guess what ur the one with a broken heart just like me

My Hearts Killing Me
You were so sad you made my dogs howl You kept the ring, forgot the vow You were so sick that you almost died You needed help, but nobody tried Will this crime ever go to trial My heart's killing me, my heart's killing me This love won't let me be My heart's killing me It's just you, it's just me My heart's killing me One sad bird, one sad fence I cannot love, I've no defense Staring at two helpless hands And all I want is to hold you again Will this crime ever go to trial My heart's killing me, my heart's killing me This love won't let me be My heart's killing me It's just you, it's just me My heart's killing me

Mens Only Survey! Please Fill Out For Me
1. Whats the longest amount of time you have ever been in a relationship? 2. Have you ever been in love? 3. What do you consider as a wifey? 4. What are 3 things you look for in a female? 5. What attracts you to a girl? 6. Where would you take a girl on your guys first date? 7. What is the sexiest thing about a female to you? 8. What makes you jealous while in a relationship? 9. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend and if so why? 10. What type/style of girls do you like?

Words
Words, words brought our first encounter, the look into her glowing eyes, the caress of our bodies together, the kiss of her sweet lips to mine, the first I love you, the memories that will last to infinity, misspoken words took her away in a heated moment, and the only feelings left are from the memories of our love, and always remembering the words, the words not spoken

Update On My Current Events
Wow has my life been crazy lately... I dont want any of you to think im neglecting you or not writing back because i WILL write EVERYONE back!!! I pride myself on that hehe.. Hey im a sweetie what can i say!!!! But lately my life has been jam packed so I just wanted to fill some of you in.. First of all.. I lost someone in my life that i loved sooooo much.. she was amazing.. she passed away on the 5th of july and its been really hard.. ive been kind of in a funk and trying to get myself out of it.. but its definitley hard.. On top of that.. my parents are getting a divorce.. i know im 26 and alot of people would think that it wouldnt hurt.. but shit it does!!! its hard!! ecspecially cause i have two younger brothers that are involved.. so its been crazy.. I have some people that have been helping me with my site.. and that in itself has been crazy hehehe.. BUT that DOES mean.. that im gonna have some REALLY good stuff on my site VERY soon.. as well as have some very good action o

Never Again
He's walking away from me. His back is tense, and I know he's angry with me. I suppose he's got a right to be angry. He's looking back at me now with that look in his eyes. The look that says I've disappointed him again. I know I'm a coward for not even trying. He's been waiting twenty years, and I can't even try. He's getting in his truck, Heading back to that empty place he calls home. Soon I'll have to go back to my own empty life, and wait for the next time we can see each other again. It's not so different from what we've done for the last two decades. Except, I have this awful feeling that something's going to happen. This feeling is so over powering, making it hard to breathe. Every second takes him further and further away from me. I want to go after him. I want to beg him to stay and never leave my side. Why couldn't I just tell him what he wanted to hear? Why couldn't I just tell him I love him? Instead, I say nothing. I do nothing. I just stand

Thought For The Day - 19 July 2007
Polly Pry: How are you doing?Alferd Packer: How am I doing? Have you ever been sitting around waiting to die?Polly Pry: Yes! I have as a matter of fact!Alferd Packer: When?Polly Pry: Well alright, I never really...

The Crashing Wave
SHE WALKS DOWN AN ENDLESS PATH BEFORE THE DAWN HAS KISSED THE DAY TO THE WATERS' EDGE SHE MOVES IN HASTE KNOWING SHE'LL NEVER FIND HER WAY HIS CRIES OF LOVE SHE HEARS IN VAIN CRASHING UPON EACH EMERALD WAVE WITH EVERY STEP HER HEART BEATS FASTER KNOWING IT'S HER SOUL SHE GAVE TO THE ENDLESS PATH, THE CRASHING WAVE, AND THE LOVER'S LIFE SHE COULD NOT SAVE

The Game Of Love
What we thought was love and happiness? Is now gone all that's left is to move on. Say goodbye and walk away. Take your wounded pride put it aside. The game of love you have lost. Your broken heart is the cost. Count your blessings and pray. maybe You will win at the game of love one day. Just learn when to walk away. Your strong enough to say good bye. Don't hold back it's okay to cry love hurts sometimes

L O S T
When ALL this began, There was NOTHING to say, Getting LOST in the EMPTINESS DEEP INSIDE... All the VACANCY REVEALED! Nothing left to LOSE, STUCK HOLLOW A L O N E . . . Nothing MORE to FEEL Cannot BELIEVE I am still STANDING & not FLAT on My FACE!! Is it ALL in My MIND? Who AM I? Cannot JUSTIFY the NEGATIVITY Cannot JUSTIFY MY still BEING HERE & A L I V E !!!

Wanting An Escape
Wanting to ESCAPE. NOT knowing where to go. NOT wanting to be ALONE for I am TOO SCARED of how the FEAR is reacting to Me. SCARED that the LOVE in My LIFE will DISAPPEAR when the HIGHER POWERS choose My FATE. TRYING so hard to give him the HAPPINESS & LOVE he DESERVES SO MUCH!! So THANKFUL to have My LOVE for HE is what keeps Me SANE as well as being MY VERY SPECIAL & PRECIOUS ONE!! DEDICATED TO TATTMNDO69 ~ I LOVE YOU ~ BABE!! Written on July 19, 2007

Well This Is Just Fitting....
It's time for you to realize the power of your words, especially when it comes to the people in your life. Your loved ones take what you say to heart. Be aware of your intention, and you'll see better results.

If You Had One Wish...
A guy is walking along the beach in Malibu, finds a bottle, and picks it up. Immediately, a genie pops out and replies, "Thanks for letting me out! For your kindness, I will grant you one wish." The guy says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm too afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick from claustrophobia. So...I guess, my wish is for you to build a road from here to Hawaii." "I'm sorry," the genie says, "But I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved...think of the huge pilings we'd need to hold up the highway, and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. And think of all the cement that would be needed. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that is just too much to ask." "Well, there is one other thing I've always wanted," the guy replies. "I'd like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why they're so tem

Who Am I ?
I AM your CONSTANT Companion. I AM your GREATEST Helper or your HEAVIEST Burden. I WILL PUSH you onward or I WILL DRAG you down to FAILURE. I AM at your COMMAND. Half the tasks you do, you might just as well turn over to me & I will do them QUICKLY & CORRECTLY. I AM EASILY managed you must merely be FIRM with me. SHOW me EXACTLY how you want something done & after a few lessons, I WILL do it AUTOMATICALLY!! I AM the SERVANT to ALL GREAT people & alas of ALL FAILURES as well. Those who are GREAT ~ I have MADE GREAT! Those who are FAILURES ~ I have MADE FAILURES! I AM NOT a MACHINE, but I work with ALL the PRECISION of a MACHINE, PLUS the INTELLIGENCE of a person. You may RUN me for OFFICE or you may RUN me for RUIN. TAKE me, TRAIN me, be FIRM with me & I WILL LAY the WORLD at your feet. YOU be EASY with me & I WILL DESTROY you!! WHO AM I ? I AM called H~A~B~I~T HABIT is MY NAME FIRST YOU MAKE YOUR HABITS & THEN YOUR HABITS MAK

Oh Gawd.
I often find myself between to rocks, These rocks are heaven and hell. Personally i do not believe in such worlds. To many people ,seem to jump the fence when it comes to religious matters. On that note, I am a true believer that i may not be educated enough to state any sort of fact on either so called worlds/past times. I honestly do believe that people only believe in such places,because they want to believe that death isn't going to be the end.They want more,We live in a world based on things,and we want more things. This is just my opinion ...keep that in mind.

Was I Only Dreaming Or Did We Use To Have Something Called "due Process Of Law?"
More info can be found here.. http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/07/20070717-3.html FUCK YOU BUSH No person shall be held to answer for any capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, NOR BE DEPRIVED OF LIFE, LIBERTY, OR PROPERTY, WITHOUT DUE PROCESS OF LAW; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation. It's called the 5th Amendment GEORGE DUBYA, read it. Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq RSS Feed White House News Fact sheet Message to the Congress of the United States Regarding International Emergency

I Hurt So Bad
OMG i hurt so bad today after a little bit of a wake up every muscle in my body hurts it feels like i got ran over by the truck instead of hit for those of you who dont know tuesday afternoon appx 4 pm i got in a serious accident that totaled my car i was rearended on the way to pic up my youngest son and a pickup hit me sending me to the hospital i had jammed my hi[ hit my head messed up both my knees and my shoulder and a bit of whip lash i am so sore and hurting i want to cry but am living through the pain with the help of pain pills of course. please pray for a quick recovery and that it didnt go permante damage to my hip dr said possible pyhiscal thearpy. ill keep you updated i should be back to my slef in a couple days i have posted pictures for you to see what happened. my poor little car she will be missed (lol) ty laters Vic

Finding It!!
I am finding it very hard to commit to anyone. I was never scared,Scared to jump right into something.It seems like the more time i spend getting to know someone ,it doesn't go any where. I was recently in a 2yr living together relationship,So i was/am trying to pase myself. The pasing seems to be taking longer then expected. As soon as anyone gets close to me,I fuck things up ,some way /some how. Now i am pretty sure, it could possible be that some where in my pea headed mind that I'm not ready to give my all to someone again.It doesn't make conscious sense to me though.When your looking ,your looking.So why am i pushing people away,Its a pretty age old question,Considering the fact that everyone has doubts about them selfs.Its not registering with me. Could their be a deeper meaning /or is it just simple put..

Discriminatory Treatment
I will admit, because of where I was raised I have never really had any experience with prejudice. I grew up in a predominately white community in Ohio. There was only one black family in the school system I attended and I had no exposure to any other races or cultures until I went to college. Yesterday, I spent the day with my sis/BFF and her niece and her mom. We basically had fun wandering around Salem, until we stopped at a restaurant for lunch. I don't know if it was just our waitress, or if that is the predominant attitude there. She never asked us the usually questions: Did we want the soup or appetizer, did we want the salad bar, etc. Once we got our food, which was very good btw, she made one quick pass by to ask us how our food was. She never returned to see if we might want anythng else. She never asked if we wanted coffee or dessert after our meal. We finally flagged her down for the bill. When she brought it, she just dropped it on the table without saying a word.

Thanks Everyone
I just wanted everyone to know that I am feeling better from my surgery on Monday. I am still on pain pills and in pain but am back. I want to thank all of you that have shown love and concern. And to let you know that if within the last week you have rated, fanned or any of that I am sorry I didn't get back to you. I always go back over my tab and get to everyone but was not able to this week. I hope you understand. xoxo Hope to see you around. Daysha

Moonlite Danceing
the dew on the grass hit my feet as I walk in the late night hours the wind that wisped within the leaves blew my hair from springtime showers I heard a tamborine play from a far off distance or just an echo across the ocean and a flute that drowned me deep within from its sensual love seduction I could feel my soul dance around me, and wanting badly to be free so I swayed along with the melody to a love song played just for me I stretched my arms up to the stars and tilted my head way back and then felt the rain upon me just as soon as the thunder cracked the cold clear drops slid down my face as it hid my fallen tears but I swore to always keep up this dance until I could no longer hear the beat that moved me gently like the beat within my heart there was no way for me under the velvet night that I could ever part I danced with the soul of my being and heard a violin through it all and then I finally fell to my knees , that is when I took my fall I felt the crushing of

Without You
You are the sun in my sky, without you i would die. When i hear your voice i shiver , with your touch i quiver . I love you with all my heart . I have from the very start. Our lives to gether soon will be, until then don't forget me .

Bathroom Remodeling
We , and by we I mean my wife, have decided to remodel our bathroom. It all started with a leaky toilet seal, and I made the casual comment that it would look nicer with tile. Which my wife calculated that since I've been working overtime like crazy, we could take my extra money and redo the bathroom. So countless(13) visites to places that carry tile, we finally decided on a color for the floor, and for the wall. The woman we bought the house from did everything on the cheap, so removing carpeting and wall covering was actually quite easy. So after a day of prep, we were ready to tile. I'm not the handiest guy, and I've never laid tile before, but we have a friend who has, so she agreed to come help. When she finally got her on friday, my wife points out a weak spot in the floor that I hadn't noticed, but she has since monday. So at 7pm on a Friday night, I'm out buying materials for a sub floor. A horrible start, and half a day behind already. We work on that till 2am, then

Aroused
Awakened by the sound of your voice, sensual kisses leave no choice. Your touch burning! My body yearning ! Wanting to feel you even more, our clothes falling to the floor The kisses i lay around your neck. You grow more aroused with each new peck. The smell of passion all around, as you lay me down. My body squirming beneath yours, as you thrust deeply it purrs. Grabbing,squeezing, moaning, yelling, our bodies as one the orgasms coming. The ecstasy overwhelming us, we make one last thrust. Dropping together in each others arms, panting as if we were in harm. Laying next to you cuddling together, I know our love will last forever.

Joke
The River > >Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, >raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man >prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." > >Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim >across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. > >After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me >strength and the tools to cross the river." > >Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was >able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once . > > >Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, >please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross >this river." > >Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred >yards up stream and walked across the bridge. > >

So They Want To Say Our Troops Are Abusive!
You have to see this ...Proof of abuse by our Troops. Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor! GI Overheard to say 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child ! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game! Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here. ?There's nothing funny about this one.? May the good Lord bless every one of our troops wherever they are!

66-just For You
Can I ease your pain Maybe for a moment Do you like the way I say your name Cuz I can't stop it I can feel you smile Even when I tease I hope you know I would crawl a crooked mile To be there if you need I have a hugg just for you Been saving it for someone Can you feel its warmth when I send it through

Quote From Maynard!
“I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that, I feel that if somebody's going to experiment with those things they really need to educate themselves about them. People just taking the chemicals and diving in without having any kind of preparation about what they're about to experience tend to have no frame of reference, so they're missing everything flying by and all these new perspectives. It's just a waste. They reach a little bit of spiritual enlightenment, but they end up going, 'Well, now I need that drug to get back there again.' The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug.” I honestly love this quote, and can truly say I've been trying the past 5 yrs to live without them. Its pretty hard, I smoke a little bud here and their, And always have a bottle of pills next to me. As far as drinking goes,I've actually gone 4 months sober. Being sober ,is sometimes the

65-what Kind Of Fool
What kinda fool would bring Tears to an angels eyes Sorrow in his foolish lies What kinda fool wastes his time On anything less than your smile And daily bringing out its shine What kinda fool holds a precious jewel In his arms and lets it fall to the ground With not even so much as a sound What kinda fool can't see what he has Wastes his days on anything other than you Does anything other than make this day better than the last like it has been said everday that i know you is a better day

After And Befor
I settle with my weight on her Though her body quivers still Our hips can’t help but stir Completely without will Moaning comes less frequently As A lexis begins to form Breathing with a rhythm Still nothing close to norm The face that was but moments ago Twisted, stretched and tormented Softens with a transformation The sweet pain has relented Eyes smiling as they open She’s breathing now slow and softly Her syllables they begin to form Recanting words from her dreams so lofty We talk about the things we liked And the things we like to do What was that you did to me? And what I did to you I tell her of my love so grand We nuzzle with smiling faces Smiling lips put smiling kisses In all our smiling places We hold and caress each other Giggle, cause we were so bad Sigh with this sweet exhaustion We marvel at the strength we had Surely this will satisfy We both smile and agree This time was the best we’ve had We devoured so greedily We l

Don't Try This At Home...
A formula for inner peace...please read completely: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. On the show, Dr. Phil proclaimed: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Do You Know Your State Motto?
Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Goo

64-summer Rain
Summer rain...smell the air I taste your lips and feel your wet hair Your hands are cold as ice On my sun schorched neck they feel so nice A rain soaked kiss As i am captured by your eyes You hold me helpless as a broken child Captivated by your shining smile I've tried to hide my heart away But you pull it back with every word you say The dreams I thought had burnt to ashes Have risen like a pheonix with blazing flashes You black the sun with your brilliance Can you see that my words make no difference Swallowed by every moment you waste on me A picture perfect vision my mind can see You say hello and my day turns around Like my brain I wait for no other sound Empty my heart over and over again Its full the second your shine begins I'd write you words to slay your heart If I only knew the place to start But I'll continue my vague soul stirring And hope someday you will find my message during... A summer rain

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
I love the Harry Potter books and movies, so I'm probably pretty biased. But they've set the bar pretty high, so it is easy to be critical. If you've read the books, you'll immediately compare them to the movie, and find many flaws, because due to time limitations, they left out things, or didn't develop others, to your liking, and that is my biggest complaint. They introduced the character Loony...I mean Luna, and gave her very little background. You never know her dad runs the biggest gossip newspaper in the witch world, which explains some of her oddness. I also didnt think that they gave the true feel of how isolated Harry Potter was during the school year. And they also skipped the part where the centaur replaced one of the teachers. Those were my three major dork complaints. But for the most part, it was wonderful. Great visuals, acting was great, and the girl who played Luna was great! Jenny Weasley was part of it all, and unless you know who she is, you don't realiz

Proper Job Placement...
Methods from Human Resources... 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering. d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology. h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. j. If they have already lef

The Trouble With Spikol: Print Edition: Paris Is Learning
I?m sorry to say this, but I followed Paris Hilton?s jail-time woes quite closely. This isn?t something I wanted, believe me. But I?m now working with a prison-reform organization called the Pennsylvania Prison Society, so when Hilton became one of the 2.1 million people imprisoned in the United States, she became part of my constituency. (Someone at the organization suggested we send her a membership envelope, but we?d have to change the dues to?as she would say?like, a gazillion dollars.) When I first heard she was going to jail, I?m ashamed to admit I felt a satisfaction that runs counter to my mission of fostering a just and humane correctional system. If I want others to be treated fairly, I suppose I should?ve advocated for her as well. But since most people are treated like shit, I kind of wanted her to be treated like shit too?just so she?d know what it?s like, especially for women. Women in prison have a rough time of it. While men in prison often have mothers, grandmothers,

Covering Hot Topics: Second Quarter 2007
Every quarter, we publish a recap of our five most popular communication-related posts, based on the frequency and the immediacy of hits after they were posted. While we base this on individual posts, some are related to larger case studies.Jericho Fans Make Television HistoryWhen CBS executives cancelled Jericho over Nielsen ratings, fans of this post- nuclear terrorist attack/small town survival drama went nuts, literally. Using the Internet and social media as their point of organization, they launched the largest cancellation protest in history: sending 40,000 pounds of nuts (from just one store); rallied almost 120,000 petition signers; cancelled CBS related-cable subscriptions; boycotted network premieres; sold network stock; sent in countless letters, postcards, and e-mails; captured media attention in every major newspaper and tabloid; and flooded the network with phone calls. Within a few weeks, CBS reversed its decision in record time, heading off what was quickly becoming an

They Do Things Differently Down South...
Kentucky: The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love those Kentucky women. Louisiana: A senior at Louisiana State was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world. Mississippi: The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the

Work. A Retrospective...
* A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. * Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. * You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. * When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. * Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous." * To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. * There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over. * If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. * When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. * The longer the title, the less important the job. * Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

Dj's And Lounge Staff Wanted........
Hey Everybody, Still looking for some lounge staff along with some DJ's for the Cherry Singles Lounge........Mostly in need of daytime DJ's but might be able to give out some night time hours as well....... so , if you're interested please contact me OR if you know any DJ's that might be interested , send them to me! Thanx......... xoxo's Jade Stop by the Best lounge on CherryTap!! Where you don't have to be Single to Mingle!! Click the Banner to go right to the Action... CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO GET RIGHT TO THE ACTION

A Cubicle Conundrum
The Downside of Working in a Cube * Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the darn box all day! * Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me. * Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire. * That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese. * Lack of roof rafters for the noose. * My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right. * 23 power cords, 1 outlet. * Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds. * When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me. * Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out. * If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you." * If your boss calls you and aske you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march... people hand you tissues as you pass and refus

Angels Came To Me
The Angels came to me today I knew she had to leave this way But I did not wish to hear them say This was to be her final day She had a love for family and life Could lift you when you were feeling strife A temper that could cut like a knife Yet a love so deep I wished to call her wife Today there was to be no sun No children playing having fun My eyes burned as if looking into the sun Tears burning my cheek as they would run I glared at these angels, if looks did kill My rage needed an outlet in which to spill The burning in my throat like a bitter pill My heart beating empty, wishing it too were still The angels my words they did not heed They absorbed my venom as it did feed Nothing could quell this anger that would seed Deep within me starting to breed If there is a God why would he do this Screaming out as I spoke shaking my fist Already her touch I am beginning to miss I was even deprived of one final kiss I cursed at these angels, I screamed a

Gonna Miss Ya'll
HEY JUST WANNA LET YA KNOW IM GONNA BE GONE FOR 10 DAYS...SO FOR ALL MY FRIENDS N FAMILY IM GONNA MISS YA SOOOOOOOO MUCH.. FOR MY CLOSE FRIENDS IF U NEED ME JUST HIT ONE OF THE CELLY'S MY KIDS R IN FAIR ALL THIS WEEK SO IF I DONT ANSWER LEAVE A MESSAGE N I WILL GET BACK WITH YA.. LEAVE ME SUM LOVE N I WILL TALK TO EVERYONE WHEN I GET BACK...

Men Are.......oh,yeah!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now-a-days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are likeDepartment Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of

To Every Girl
To every girl crying tonight--you know you deserve better than that - To every girl that dresses cute --- not skanky - To every girl who wants to be called beautiful -- not hot. -To every girl that will spend her whole day -- looking for the perfect present for you. - To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose -- the whore instead. - To every girl that would die to have a -- decent boyfriend. - To every girl who would just like once to be treated -- like a princess. - To every girl that cries at night because of -- another heartbreak. - To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth -- just to get a boyfriend. - To every girl that just wants -- to hold hands. - To every girl that kisses him -- with meaning. - To every girl who just wishes -- he cared more. - To every girl who would just once want a guy to give -- their jacket up when they are cold. - To every girl who just wants -- him to cal

From The Fucking Heart
I'm needing you to want me, as much as i want you you make me feel like a woman, you take away my blues you are like a tall glass of water on a Sunday afternoon yes, the passion is there, but not quite mutual could i be your woman, or am i fit for another role? why must we play games of deciete and control it only perpetuates confusion and takes us down a rocky road. My body yearns for your touch, for you sweet voice in my ear. I would do anything to make it work, do i make myself clear? Does my eagerness to please you take the thrill away from the chase? Im not trying to smother you, or get up in ur face. But im so afraid of losing you... So many times I've been hurt before by empty promises of security. I thought things were different with you, u made me feel so safe. Even though there was still lack of commitment, I thought i was special in your eyes. Was this a plot of lies? To secure pussy or companionship, or are you just fuckin twisted? Im tired of this puzzling

When Is Enough?
Good morning and Happy Anniversary to me and Bonnie of course…I couldn’t have done it without her. Whew the big 32… Ok now it’s time to state an opinion and this is the soul opinion of this boy and no other. When is enough? Oh, you have no idea what I am referring to…I can feel that blank stare into the computer screen. And no I am not talking about Anniversary issues or longevity of that or anything remotely close to me and Mrs B. What I am talking about is this. News casters breaking into regular TV programming and preempting that broadcast with weather updates on critical situations. Ok, I am no dummy and understand the importance of said issue. My objection is this. Break in yes, have a clue what you are about to say. Make sense and give crucial information so that those who view the telecast can inform those who do not know period! Plain and simple to the point and took me oh say 15 seconds to write. I still feel that blank stare into the computer screen and the scratching of the

Adhd/add
This morning it was asked in a mumm: Is ADHD over diagnosed, or properly diagnosed with kids today?? My Response: I think in some ways yes and some no. Today we are seeing the effects of the chemicals that have been added to our food, having effects on people young to old. Food additives are now being link to a lot of health issues, especial growth hormones used in our meats and veggies. As the world turns ( so to speak) we have less and less folks growing their own food and eating more fast food that have many many toxic additives . So maybe with this along comes the increase of ADD /ADHD and many other health issues we have not seen in the past. Maybe with comparing the health of those in the past to our present day issues concern health. We should really look at the food we put in our bodies and how it was prepared. WE have seen increase in obesity, ADD/ADHD, parkinson, Alzheimer's. May its time to wake up and ask ourselves, Is the convenient drive through

Hater
lmfaoooo...so i find this rather funny but i thought i would make people aware of this jerk...first of all read his bulletin...i commented on the side of it too now here is the comment he left on my page here is the losers page. :) famousde@ CherryTAP

Family Splitting Up For Now
Today is noon, the 19th of July, 8 days left to a new era of paradisic feelings begins.(the new Pokémon Diamond is comming to Denmark, to make old Pokémonfans very happy...) The family branch from Jutland went home again to reopen their inn, so now we are me, granny, dad and my psychotic cousin (the 18 year old)left... It feels really good, because now I don't have to share room with dad anymore... Yesterday dad found out I was crying after the lights went out and we talked most of the night. Mostly about my mom, but also that I'm afraid of the dark because of a trauma I had as a child. I wont tell about that now... Today me and dad went out to look at some stuff for his kitchen in his own house on Lolland. He's going to install it today so he will be gone until tonight, wich is kind of bad, because then I have to nurse for my cousin whom I hate because she should have been able to take care of herself now (like going to the bathroom herself, and be able to pee without spillin

Staying For Now
I have decided to stay here for now, but I am a bit disappointed, there have been some friends who read my bulletin and blog but nevr even said dont go or will mis you or even why? so I know who you are that wanted me to stay..I will be cleaning out my friends, fans, list so if you want to be kept on please let me know either by comment here or message me private. Those who dont within the next wek will be deleted. I want friends who want me here and want to chat or be real friends, not just those who want to hav a bigger numbr of friends. Thank you so much to those who hav let me know they care love you guys.

Reflection Of The Past [a Poem]
As i look at you throw the reflection of our past its still hard to grasp the fact that your not coming back My soul is left with unspoken words the very beat of my heart with unspeakable verbs you left me without even a word I know i did no wrong i tried to make you stay my worst fear as come alive your not by my side I don't cry for the fear of looking weak remember im the strong one i always land on my feet you say your still my friend like you've always been but what make me believe you wont abandon me again how dare you say you still care when your the one that was never there! Don't say you love me becouse its not true, your the one that left me like a bad memory remember our past?

I'm On My Way To Being A Slut
Congratulations your a REAL Slut! Your deffinatly not going to lose it becuase you sure are using it! Your Motto: "I'll try anyone or anything once or twice!" Your Sign: "Slippery When Wet!" * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Better stock up on condoms and lube!Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0*** (Highlight the white at the bottom and see what it says.. LOL )

Thursday Links: Happy Birthday Jim Norton, Turn On Your Paltalk, Joel Mchale, Al Roker, Harry Potter Spoiler Video, Traveling Virus In Mass This Weeke
Happy Birthday to our own Jimmy Norton! Today will be full of all kinds of surprises for our pal, so Turn on your PALTALK and check out the show LIVE (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see us now!) LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) One of our special guests, Gina Lynn, brought Jimmy a tranny cake (Thanks Pamela!)... Check out Gina's old school photos now: Gina Lynn - Old School Photos 1 Gina Lynn - Old School Photos 2 In addition to celebrating young Jim Norton's birthday, we'll also be talking to Joel McHale from E!'s The Soup, and then we'll be checking in with the one and only Al Roker...and there might be some 'surprises'...so you don't want to miss out today, kids! HARRY POTTER SPOILERS?: You never know what kind of malarkey is going to show up online before the major release of a book like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... You might just want to Check out this little gem we found on YouTube! Want to get Jim N

The Green Door ......part 2
Illicit sex etched into your brain, Hidden behind magnificent eyes, The smell of my soul, Burnt into your skin. Wash off my taste, U so eagerly devour, Cover the wounds I leave on your neck, Erotic blood I so lustfully drink, Alcohol capers, Trickling valleys, As I open myself, To your eager face, Taste the sweetness of rich champagne, As it blends with my wetness, And flows into your mouth, Your dirty secret, U hide me with greed, Relish my body, empower my soul, Me ….the receiver Of uncontrollable desire, Your delicious scent, Mixed with fire and fluid, A perfect potion of sexual madness, One u welcome with masculine pride, Stories u share amongst envious ears, For u have found the perfect secret, To tuck away and enjoy at your leisure, Hide me away when u need to behave, Then pull me out when u want to play, I’m a willing pawn ….in your perverted sex game, Touch me Stroke me Kiss me Lick me…… U sexualize me like a doll on a string, Erotic s

Poem About How Depression Made Me Feel
Depression As I sit here alone I look into my dead dark soul I wonder where my heart has gone And when all this dark began I feel like I am sliding down in to the darkend ground down into my living hell where daylight no longer does excel I feel so empty and so lost I wonder what will be the cost who will I lOose OR will I gain time only will tell who remains when will I break free into the sun When Will my new life begin will I ever love again Or will this dead state remain so if you hear my crys and pleads I'm down here on my bended knees Wondering if my heart will ever beat again If how to Love I will keep.

July 19, 2007
The stars make you extraordinarily lucid and farsighted now. It's a great time to develop a long-term plan for yourself, your career and your relationships. Let go of the impossible. Instead, figure out what is probable.

June 19, 2007
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate.

Powerful Song, And Just How I Feel!
Lyrics- MOSH- EMINEM I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation under God Indivisible with liberty and justice for all... It feels so good to be back.. I scrutinize every word, memorize every line I spit it once, refuel, re-energize and rewind I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind I exercise my right to express when I feel it's time It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as I say to fight, you take it as I'mma whip someone's ass If you don't understand, don't even bother to ask A father who has grown up with a fatherless past Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has Or at least shows no difficulty multi-task And in juggling both perhaps mastered his craft Slash entrepreneur who has helped launch a few more rap acts Who's had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half Of his career typical manure moving past that Mr. kisses ass crack, he's a class

Our Naughty Neighbor
This recollection occurs during my first year in college. My now husband and I had just moved into an apt complex together. S and I just finished moving all of our things into our apartment. S & I were very excited we would be living under the same roof...and could fuck anytime we wanted now. We of course christened our place..fucking in every room....once,twice,or more like three times. Well about two months had passed and we were settling in well, enjoying being on our own. S & I have always had a fantastic sex life..so we would fuck a couple times a day. One night..we were in our bedroom ...fucking hard, S had gotten a chair and had sat down on it by the window..I got on my knees and started sucking his cock. I love giving bj's so I was showing Him how much i was wanting his cock..slurping,wrapping my lips around him. WHile i was sucking him i happen to turn my to the right a little. We had a big window on the right,and a neighbor on the hill. I noticed that someone was in a room

Please Read This,, Botulism Found In Hot Dog Chili Sauce
WASHINGTON - Federal health officials warned consumers Wednesday to throw away certain cans of hot dog chili sauce after the product was linked to the first cases of botulism in commercially canned foods in decades Four people were hospitalized. The warning applies to 10-ounce cans of Castleberry's, Austex and Kroger brands of hot dog chili sauce with "best by" dates from April 30, 2009, through May 22, 2009, the Food and Drug Administration said. It wasn't immediately clear how widely the products were distributed. The contamination by the toxin is extremely rare for a commercially canned product. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention medical epidemiologist Dr. Michael Lynch said the last such U.S. case dates to the 1970s. The roughly 25 cases reported each year typically involved home-canned foods, Lynch said The victims — two each in Texas and Indiana — were seriously ill but expected to survive. The Texas cases involved children who are siblings. The Indiana cases involved

Help Me Out Again? Thank You
Do I ask for so much? I know, I know lately it seems so but if I can't count on my friends, who cant I count on? Please, please, please click the pic below and drop a rate and as many comments as possible. If all my friends drop a couple it would add up to a lot! I can't thank you enough!!! Huge hugs and sweet luscious kisses!!

Iphone Watch | 6.27.2006
After Tuesday's flurry of "official" iPhone news -- pricing plans, activation details, local stores that will sell the Object of Your Desire -- expect a return today to rumor and speculation. Add to that an unhealthy dose of microscopic, obsessive analysis of the mainstream-media reviews of the device, and we should have an interesting day . . . as in, "may you live in interesting times". One common thread I noted in all four big-name reviews -- a general loathing of AT&T's EDGE network, which is what the iPhone will use to send and receive data. It's dog-slow compared to newer 3G networks, and the reviewers all said that the iPhone's ability to connect to Wi-Fi networks will be its saving grace. Expect an increase in subscriptions to services like T-Mobile HotSpots and Boingo as data-desperate iPhone users seek bandwidth water in the EDGE desert. For some, EDGE may be a deal-killer. When my Samsung BlackJack can't access AT&T's faster 3G network, it switches over to EDGE, and I drea

Iphone Watch | 6.26.2007
Hey, Houstonians! Are you planning to make a run at getting a first-day iPhone? Willing to stand in line in Houston's heat (or possibly rain, given how wet it's been this month) to get your hands on the Object of Your Desire? Maybe even take the day off? E-mail me, or drop a comment in this entry. Meanwhile, the madness continues, and we'll track the nation's collective loss of sanity over the iPhone in this series of entries, the first of which appeared Monday. Check back often, as I'll be topping this entry with new iPhone tidbits. ? Here's video from Walt Mossberg's review: David Pogue's review has video, too. It's a lot funnier than Mossberg's, but there's no way to embed it in TechBlog. Sorry, you'll just have to click, but it's worth it. ? Some heavyweight reviews of substance of the iPhone are in. Both David Pogue of the New York Times and Walt Mossberg of the Wall Street Journal have weighed in. They say what you might think they'd say: That it's a pretty nifty phone with en

2 People W/o Salutes That Have Taken Them Down Or Deleted Them !!!! (from The Bulletin Board)
Ok I have Notice this Big Time !!! There are Many People On this site That Post a Salute Just to Get Past Level 10 then Take them Down, Many people Go VIC , Just so they Don't have to Do a Salute , I think it's Bull that they Use that to Get over the Rules , I have a Salute and I am VIC, let it Stand Follow the Rules, {These are the Rule's } What do I do if my verified Salute is deleted? If your salute is deleted you will be asked to re-submit a new salute. If you submit multiple FAKE salutes, your account will be removed. Please do not take it personally if your salute was rejected or deleted, our goal is to ensure that verified members are legitimate people. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. This is How I Feel about this For now On , There are a Lot of Fakes and Shit Starters, Now it's My Turn I hear so Much Bull, Well Here's some More Bull. If you are a friend Of Mine and do Not have a Salute Past Level 10 I will remove you From My Friends ,f

Female Ejaculation
What can I say except that orgasm is MORE important than just squirting. Noone should ever pressure a woman about squirting as it can make them more inhibited. IT IS NOT SOMETHING TO EXPECT AS IT IS RARE. I am not here to compete with other women, but to be amongst them online. And while cumming/squirting is a "rush", for years I couldn't free my body up. I believe women are goddesses and that nurturing makes them climax. This takes time, knowledge, trust and comfort. Yah woo me for my newsletter, as I am not in here much, but I write funny stuff and get info on these sexual things and welcome your feedback.

I Shall Now Bend Over
I would like to Thank You, wonderful people of CherryTap. Yes, we r still called CherryTap...just hours before the name change. I am not happy with the change, but I'll live with it. I posted a bulletin a few days ago, asking my friends and fans to help me reach 24,000,000 points. To me, that equals Godfathering the 4th time. I know it means nothing to anyone else lol. I was thrilled to see that so many folks came and helped. I love you for that. My wish was to be the first to not only Godfather the 3rd time, but the 4th time also. Thats Cherrytap/Fubar history folks! I'm thrilled to be the first at anything on this site. I however will not be trying, nor will I be able to keep the lead with the most points. A rich granny has set upon this site to buy her way to the top. She pays for all her points, fans and friends, and has the money to do so. If I were that rich, I have family that would come first, or hell a trip around the world, it wouldnt be spent on this site! But, thats beside

The Love Of My Life
Now you are all wondering what I am talking about??? Well I will tell you. This is about the love of my life. As you all know I am not a very good looking woman. But did this matter to him. Hell no. He saw someting in me that no other man could or even wanted to see. At one point in the time of my life I wanted to give up on all men. Then he came along and turned my head on the right way. He soon helped me to start standing up for what was right. I was always a very shy person. I kept to myself and left people walk all over me. Thay woild laugh and make fun of me. I use to go off crying or hide meself in my room when I'ed get home.I never cared about how I looked or dressed. But now, I am a changed woman. And just who do I ough all this to??????? Well my dear frineds this man is my beloved husband. He is in here at Cherrytap. He goes by Napolein20007. Ya thats right!!! And next Wensday the 25 we will have been married 4 years. Sorry I know I did not spell that right . But I am not in

Path Of Darkness
As I walk my path with my head up high, Being blinded by smoke and bright lights. Craving a deep feeling for justice and revenge, Doing that which I have learned to do now. Everyone counting on me for victory points, Finding what it takes to put one foot forward. Giving all I got with effort and prayer for others, Hanging in a balance between strength and fear. I wonder when this will end and we can all leave, Just once I wish we could stop the fighting now. Killing another soul leaves me in an empty shell. Like a life like chess game we take our orders, Moving where we're told and watching our steps. Not able to hear myself think over a childs cry, One by one i fire shots in the night covered city. Puzzled if our leaders still think about our constitution. Questions rise and hatred follows through the ranks, Reaching out seems far fetched and hopes look grim. Seeing today's world would make one wonder now, Trust and hope in those that lead seem to weaken. Under

Can We Create A Black Hole
The realms of the inconceivably huge and the unimaginably tiny will be united later this year in the countryside near Geneva, when the world’s most massive physics experiment gets under way within a 17-mile ring spanning the French-Swiss border. Inside the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), massive, powerful magnets chilled to a few degrees above absolute zero — colder than outer space — will zip beams of superenergetic protons and lead nuclei in a loop at speeds within a hairsbreadth of the speed of light, then collide them head-on. The energy released will be so vast that the impacts will recreate conditions in the universe as they existed just a fraction of a second after the big bang. If the LHC performs as expected, it could at last nail down that holy grail of contemporary physics, the Higgs boson — known as the “God particle” because it is thought to lend mass to matter. It may even finally unveil the secret of dark matter, the mysterious entity that makes up 85 percent of the univers

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1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have water fights with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you give me GIANT bear hugs? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How good do i look from 1-10? answer: 19.) How

Sickos And The People That Hate Them
I just wanted to thatnk everyone that voted and left comments on my mum. This is a tough desicion. I've stood by before when my friends were molested and I'm fuckin tiyred of seeing these sons of bitch's get away with this shit. The only issue now is how not to go to jail myself. Fuck it, it won't be the first time. And at least the kids dad will stay free.

A Changed Man
Their once was a man who went in to battle, so all could be free He was strong and mighty and fought as bravely as he could be He knew what he was there for and what had to be done Knowing each day that the end of his life could come So he struggle and fought hard and did the best he knew Knowing that when it was time to leave there would be only a few Then there came that dreadful day when his service was no more He came home and seen and wonder, what was it all for No one understood him and didn’t even care For what he saw here, was just what he left there As time went on and the years had past He was a different man but with the same mask He struggle more and more each day as it went alone And was dieing inside not knowing what was going wrong He became hard and ugly, anger and mean, broken and evil for all to see For there was no pleasures, love and hope in his heart or dreams He was no longer the man he use to be

Why Why Why
Hey all so you all know i might be a lil touchy these next few days my uncle i was closest to has passed away and its hitting me hard and will be for awhile (Uncle Tommy 7-20-1957 to 7-18-2007) so please all bare with me him and i were like 2 peas in a pod ty

Sand And Stone
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE W ROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN

Hold On Tight
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate! To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member : LOSE ONE.

My Book
As of 3:02 a.m., I finished writing a book about my life. The writing has basically consumed me for the better part of 3 years, which is how long it took me to complete it. All 14 chapters are done. I'm so fucking happy.

Please Read...we Have All Been There Before..
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the Wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To take your mind off yo

My Second Blog!
This is my first piece of culinary writing. I'm thinking about writing a lot more. Opinions are wonderful. The Best part of Misery My brother and I used to be very close. We would play basketball, we would wrestle, and we would swing like pirates in playgrounds together. We were booger and snot, inseparable. When we were in elementary school we joined the swim team. Since I have always been a little plump, I had a tendency to sink while my brother would dart through the pool like a hungry shark. Despite that, we still had a lot of fun together. When we were finished with practice my mother would take us to eat ramen at a shop near where we used to live. The ramen there was more than just something we ate, it was something that lifted our spirits and filled our souls. After eating this ramen, anything was possible. Everyone that ever ate it thought so after eating it too. The shop was called Gokuni. I grew up in Tokyo, so finding a little shop that sold ramen wasn't difficul

Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker. WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No

Alone?
So, at 2:47 am, a horrible realization hits me. I NEED to be alone. I havent been 100% completely UNATTACHED from someone since prolly '04. Yes actually, thats right. Now, Im not a slut, but I always seem to have attachments. And with barely anytime betwe en the abusive mentally fucked up one, the emotional rollercoaster of a boyfriend who couldnt "handle" my life ( 2 fucking years goddamnit!), the one who didnt know how to "be there" for me, the two cheating boyfriends, the one that left came back left came back again and used me, I havent had any "alone" time. I am a jumble of emotions ranging from compassion and love, to rage and revenge. I feel like I need to be alone for awhile. No emotional attachments, no trusting anyone but myself, no "love". No nothing. I refuse to allow myself to get into another abusive relationship, whether physically, mentally, emotionally, financially. If I get into one, I will end up hating everyone and anyone, I will die alone. And that is not something

You Know You Are Living In 2007 When....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom y

Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed now 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me

I Am Waaaaaay Lost!
Hey Reigh..ya WENCH!.so ya send me an email inviting me to this site but, WTF??????? I have NO CLUE how to use it! the email said it would send me right to your page! I look like a flubbering idiot! SMAK...NOT SWAK! ~Nicky (aka lsis77shovelhothead)

Tough Day Today
Well it was a bit of tough day today. I had an all day long meeting that was just the most boring meeting that I have been in a long time. along with that I have been having trouble sleeping and have been staying up all hours into the night. This cannot be good with having so much work to do. To top that off.. breakfest meeting tomarrow.. But the good thing is that is a review for my bi-annual bonus so this is usally a good meeting.. but now what to do tonight.. to be perfectly honest here.. I JUST WANT TO GET LAID!!! Is this such a bad thing? I dont think so.. I would have to think somone I know would want to also but just does not seem that way tonight. So here i am having to .. well self indulge.. but its just not enough dam it!!! So I am going to be here surfing the net trying to goto sleep but nope.. no help there. Plus I have decided that I want to level up on this site but its so dam hard if your not a woman with tits.. I mean nothing wrong with you gals and I do enjoy the

100%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Z is represented as: 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you c

He Just Is A Lier
he's fucked me over now , doesn't awswer questions so i had to find them myself, bravo to him for not useing differnt user names because i found enough that its time for revenge, hes made me cry enough time to make him cry.

I'm Glad Its Over, Rot In Hell
lies and cheats... seems everythings on repeat.. Trusting someones hard after all ive been thro Cant believe i even trusted you You lied to me more than anyone I'm pretty fuckn glad its over and done Thought u were true and sincere Geuss not, but i won't shed a tear Your not worth my time or my effort I'm pretty used to gettn hurt Ran over and fucked over time after time Your nothing to me a bottom-less slime You can only deserve credit where credit is due And the only credit ur getting is that i hate you your a liar and a cheater a low down dirty man But i geuss i was just a "pawn" in your plan A plan so dirty a low That even the devil told ya no Your the reason men have a bad name Thanks for making me a part of your game Sick and twisted no doubt I'm glad I can see what your all about Thanks for telling me before it got too far I hope someone kills your ass with a car But yet that would be too nice I hope they back up and run over you twice I hope you

Who Is Working?
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting there at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice.

About Me...
Name: Manda AKA Dragon Lady. Birthday: December 28, 1983. Birthplace: Bremerton, WA. Current Location: Shitty Bremerton. Eye Color: Green. Hair Color: Light-brown. Height: 5'3" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Your Heritage: A little bit of everything. Your Weakness: Family and tattoos. Your Fears: Failure. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be happy. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha Thoughts First Waking Up: "Goddamn, I have to pee." Your Best Physical Feature: Soft skin. Your Bedtime: When I am tired. Your Most Missed Memory: Pregnancy. But I can live if it never happens again. But it sure was cool. Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke. McDonald's or Burger King: Neither. Single or Group Dates: No dates. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!! Do you Smoke: Yep. Do you Swear: A lot. Do you Sing: Only to the songs I know. Do y

Mail Shout Down
im not ignoring any of you, they shout my mail down, i don't understand it, This is the mail system at host mailgw01.cherrytap.com. I'm sorry to have to inform you that your message could not be delivered to one or more recipients. It's attached below. For further assistance, please send mail to postmaster. If you do so, please include this problem report. You can delete your own text from the attached returned message. The mail system, thats what they gave me when i complaned about not being able to get to my mail, im still to new here to understand all they are saying, just wanted to say i love you all, and im not ignoring you, love edna

19 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, July 19: Something has got to give, and if it's not your social schedule, it's going to be your mind. That thing about it being 'better to burn out than to fade away' is just a rock-and-roll myth; taking it seriously is pure stupidity.

The Pappenheimer Family
The Pappenheimer's Torture of the Pappenheimers from 'Bamberger Halsgerichtordnung' (1508) The hapless family were pulled from their slumber and taken to jail. Ten-year-old Hänsel was left behind with the Pappenheimer's landlords. The next day, not knowing what else to do with him, the landlords took little Hänsel to the jail to be with his parents. The Pappenheimers were kept in the custody of a man by the name of Alexander von Haslang zu Haslangsreut, Grosshausen und Reid. Haslang had the responsibility of turning the Pappenheimer family into an example of extreme justice. After their capture, Haslang arranged for the interrogation and torture of the Pappenheimers. He accused the family of multiple crimes and of practicing witchcraft in league with the Devil. Although the Pappenheimers declared their innocence of crime and of witchcraft at first, a bit of carefully used torture made them change their plea. Fundamentally, Haslang was not terribly interested in th

Backstabbing
Be careful who you talk to. Recently, I had a discussion with someone who said they were a friend of one of my family members on Cherry Tap. With my family member's best interests at heart, I bared my soul about my feelings of an acquaintance of theirs. The feelings were not good. During the conversation I was encouraged to continue. The person I was talking to even requested to be my friend. I find out about an hour after the conversation that he sent the conversation to the person I had shared my feelings about. This acquaintance then calls my family member and everyone else she knows. So now there is super huge drama over what was supposed to be a private conversation. I also recently found out that the acquaintance is passing off the conversation as a letter that I directly wrote to her. So now I'm getting threats from her peeps. I'll tell you, I've really learned my lesson on this one. You really need to know who you are talking to before you can trust them with an

Bdsm And Y Such Drama
If you don't understand it why make remarks about it? I wouldn't step into your shoes unless I knew what I was posting about and let you know my feelings not hide behind your back and say something that I didn't know about then hop to stay friends with you Why cause the drama and hurt feelings in the process. The same with draging others into a situation that is none of their business and then have them post comments about someone and cause hurt feelings and dishonesty between them.

Hehe
1. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND NEED TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET? omg SUGARY AND SALTY THINGS XD 02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Don't believe in that 03. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD? lol well, my mom and older (half) sister are redheads, so LENA KATINA is my fave FIRECROTCH XD 04. WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU'RE AT AN IHOP? dont go there 05. LAST BOOK YOU READ? none lol 06. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST? lol no 07. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVOURITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR. CLEAN.. 08. DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE INJURED. never >.< 09. OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WITH WHOM WOULD YOU WANT TO BE STUCK IN A WELL? nobody else would fit :( 10. ROCK CONCERT, OR SYMPHONY? ROCK 11. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? none 12. SODA? YES FUCKING PLEASE! 13. FLAVOR OF PUDDING? chocolate. 14. WHAT TYPE OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? black one. 15. PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION?

Money Isn't Everything
Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor. The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions – but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera – we’re going to my parent's house for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your

Hows My Kissing
Your Kiss is Red You are intense about kissing but easily distracted. You kiss for attention, power, and passion. It doesn't take a lot for you to want to kiss someone. If you see a kissing opportunity, you always go for it! Kissing Type: Kissaholic (admit it!) People See Your Kisses as: Seductive You Kiss Best With: An Orange Kisser Stay away from: A Blue Kisser

Hate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate life hate the way it throws you for loops and turns and never seems to put you back on your feet no matter how hard you try you always end up futher back then where you were hate that there is no true happiness no matter how you look at things and try to put things into a different veiw money dont buy happiness material things dont count it dont matter what you have and what you dont have but no one ever sees that hate that people are so judgemental and they are no better then the person they are judging hate that love is just a fucked up thing in life just put here to fuck you futher and give you hopes that its one thing you will never fnd hate that people always treat the others like shit leading them dont a road that they cant get theirsselves outta leaveing them stuck and knowing that they cant trust or love anyone cuz of all the wrong doings in there life that others have done to them has totaly destroyed any hopes of them ever finding or getting it back hate the fact that

Friends Forever
Friends Forever When we first met you were annoying. Who knew we would become the bestest of friends. Talking on the phone. Chatting on the net. Every minute thanking God that we met. My heart grew for you. It begged. It pleaded for your love, not knowing how to tell you. Two years later we met in person. My heart leaped for joy. For the life of me I couldn't remember my name. I totally forgot how to speak. I sat there and watched your every move. My heart melting with every smile. "Do you believe in love at first sight?" you asked "I don't believe in love," I lied When I had to leave my heart fell to the floor. Why did I have to leave so soon? So I could return later that year. To see your smiling face and maybe express what I feel. The truth is I do believe in love. I believed in it the moment I saw you. Now as you read this poem you probably have mixed feelings. Not only did I write this to say I love you But to thank you. I need to

What You've Been Doing??
O'man O'man it's been a long time since I've been around to blog but it's summer time here in the Big AK, and when that happens it's time to fish, camp, and just plain be outside!! So hopefully in the next couple of day's before I return to work I'll have some proof of the great thing I've been doing while not working, and then you can also see how wonderful my new hair color fits me better then the sexy red toned brunette color did before. So cross your fingers and toes that all goes well in the uploading of my pictures and see ya all on the flip side!! "Love Peace and Chicken Grease, Baby!"

Until We Meet
Until We Meet Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."

19 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, July 19: A little forgiveness helps a lot now. Find a way to process an issue with a friend, an ex or even yourself. Be ready to move forward in a positive way -- the stars are sending some pretty sweet stuff later in the day.

A Poem For You (ilu)
A poem for my sweetheart Though we’re miles apart I love you so much And yearn for your touch Compared to the rest There is no contest You are the best And nothing less Each letter per day That you send my way Makes or love fonder And our hearts stronger You make me so proud Despite my raincloud Some day sunny weather When we’re finally together I dream of Joni Our love; Harmony Now this rhymes end… is A poem for my girlfriend

Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer. She's Such a Bitch.....

Wal*mart Has Everything...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe said to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replied. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - a lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposited a urine sample in a small jar and took it to Wal-Mart. He deposited ten dollars, and the computer lit up and asked for the urine sample. He poured the sample into the slot and waited. Ten seconds later, the computer ejected a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

Letter To My Father
An open letter to Richard: I am just recently back from a run, a short one, but fraught with memories of you and the so-called-life that we had as a short-lived family back on Long Island. My earliest memory or perhaps at best recollection is me at my grandparent's house. I will not describe this memory because it is dear to me but perhaps most tumescent about this memory, and what makes it the happiest, is that it excludes you. In looking for an appropriate definition as what you were to me, I liberally grant you the title of natural father, which is defined as the male progenitor of a baby. I fear that you can never get to the level of birth father, because at best you only taught me inductively how to behave: by not doing the things that you have done. I have no recollection of you ever holding me and very rare memories of you telling me that you love me or giving me encouraging words. I will save those to the end of this letter, so that I can make some apologies for y

An Epic Halloween Tale
Its a bit long but reads quickly. Again another poem that I was challenged to write. All Hallows Eve My tale begins on October 30th The night before all Hallows Eve His name was Stephapolne Gorbeshnikov So we will just call him Steve He came to town in the dark of night Wearing a blackened cape and chapeau He moved into Jake's old house Just about a month ago The windows still boarded shut But from the chimney smoke would flow You knew someone was inside But never saw him come or go Then on all hallows morn Just a little bit past eight Transylvania ground and air Delivered a large wooden crate Shortly after, a work crew arrived Removing cob webs from the eaves Clearing a path to the mezzanine Hauling off both brush and leaves Unboarding all but one window So the R.I.P. would still remain Painted there 2 years ago When Jake and Sue were slain No one talks about that night Dispatch got a call from John By the time the sheriff arrived, Both the

Statements Worthy Of Thought As You Journey Through Life
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone, just ignore them.. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with something's but don't let it consume you. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their Journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you should honor your word to keep it.. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. nothing lasts "forever." 16. Life is too short for long pity pa

Full Heart, Empty Arms
Full Heart, Empty Arms Thoughts of you illuminate my spirit; Never a flicker of flame, but with Arching bolts which strike with a force That disturbs my equilibrium. My mind races as waves of passion flush over My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions Of impossible romantic possibilities. Pathetic is this woman who anticipates the True rhythm of love, with a man she will never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering, As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak to his: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world."

The Incarcerated Moth
I witnessed a moth attempting escape from my cell overnight. I wanted to help the moth out, but the slim window was one solid slate of tempered glass; designed to never open, nor break. I could not take the creature outside the building; For I too, was locked within the very same cell. The only outlet for it, that I could reveal, was a half-inch gape under the locked steel door to the dark chamber beyond. From there what would he do? Nothing more to guide him and no light to appeal. There were still 3 more doors of this obstruction type before reaching the air of natures freedom. Even to be finally free… Would the light he desired “burn” or lure one as victim of prey to the predators of the world? Instead, it died trying through the shortest distance “seen”; Giving up life for not knowing better. Now, the moral of this (reflecting in my opinion) comes as follows: How have I found MYSELF behind so many obstacles? Am I seeking my goals in a false hope? Am I being guided by and to and

A Vent I Made To A Mumm Lol
If You Seen Something Happening In Your Medical System That Was Not Showing Fair Equal Treatment To All.. Would You Bring It To The Publics Attention? Ok To Be Less Vague :P (http://cherrytap.com/blog/82633/382720) After Loosing 140 Lbs I Have Been Wanting To Have Surgery To Help Complete My Goal Of Loosing The Weight And Remove The Extra Skin That Has Been Causing Some Medical Problems. I've Been Told That It Is Considered Cosmetic And The Surgery Is Approximately $36,000. However, They Will Cover The Surgery For Another Woman That Hasn't Lost Any Weight On Her Own. The Surgery For Her Would Be To Lipo, Breast Reduction, And Tummy Tuck Etc. She Told The Doctor That Her Back Hurts So Bad She Cant Get Off The Couch Without Help. But She Self Admitted Hasn't Tried To Lose Any Weight On Her Own. Says She Doesn't Like To Exercise. What would you do? Yes I am so frustrated.. I don't feel ill towards her. I am glad she is getting help. I am so very glad for her :D Just frstrate

Take Nothing For Granted- Life Comes At You Fast !
Watch the man on the left walking, crossing the road where there is no car. It is so definite that the coast on the left is clear and safe to cross. Any person would see it as safe.... Take nothing for granted, not even for a split second! Be grateful for every living minute. VIDEO CAPTURED BY TRAFFIC CAMERA !!!

You Are Worthy
You are worthy You are worthy of the best in life. It's not because anyone tells you so or gives you permission to be, but because you know deep down that you are. You have every reason to feel great about the good and valuable things you have done. You have the ability to expand on that goodness, on that value, on your own special gifts. Where you are is a very good place to be. For you are in a position to truly make a difference by expressing and fulfilling your most deeply held values and dreams. Certainly things are not perfect, and your world is filled with difficult challenges. Yet there is real treasure hidden within those challenges, for you have what it takes to move successfully through them. You know how great it feels to accomplish something positive and meaningful. Listen to that feeling, for it connects you to your purpose and your ability to do great things. Whatever you can imagine, you are worthy of reaching. Choose to make everything in your li

Daydreamin And I'm Thinking Of You
I don't know if its your style or the way that you talk Maybe its the sound of your voice or the swag in your walk Could be the shine in your eyes or maybe your laugh But whatever the reason I'm fallin' and FAST The way you say my name or kiss me goodbye They can have all the DRO, you're my natural high I wait for your call or that knock at my door I don't care who knows baby, you got me feenin' for more Its not just your body or the way you lick your lips Not the year of your car or your hands on my hips Its deeper than that. a feeling only you and I know Me and you against the world, wherever you're taking me, I'll go Got my head in the clouds, flying high, miles and miles Can't explain it, but I get turned on just by your smile The smile that you give me when I walk in a room Or your kiss on my neck as you smell my perfume Usually cool and laid back, more reserved, thats my style Hard to imagine these feelings, guess I'll call it de

Thats What It Do! (excerpt)
"If he doesn't want this then he is a damn fool" Dee thinks to herself as she gets dressed. If the tight red BCBG dress and 4 inch matching stiletto heels didn't work, the lace Victoria Secret g-string should do the job. "We've been dating for a month so I'm long overdue for some of that" she giggles, fixing her 36 C breasts so they sit just right. Dee was a 27 year old web developer from Philadelphia. Always sort of a nerd and serious bookworm since she was little, its no surprise she choose the career she did. She damn near lived in front of the computer. Standing 5'6", 135 pounds with ass and tits for days, Dee could have any man she wanted. Her ability to make a man's dick hard just with one glance out of those soulful gray eyes always made her the center of attention. Although she knew this, she wanted a man to fuck her mind as well as her body. Dee had just about given until she ran into James. What can you say about James except dayummmmmm! He was a fine brotha, caramal comp

7-18-07 Astrology
Someone loves you more than you know. They may not necessarily be great at expressing their feelings now for fear that you don't reciprocate. If you feel the same, give 'em a hint. If not, be kind, firm and clear about that.

Things I Think About....
Well, as usual, Dennis has become a pain in my ass. I'm already sick and tired of dealing with him... big shock. It seems like he never stops... he always finds some reason to bitch about something... He's like a woman... always bitching, and certain times of the month it gets even worse... I mean, seriously... it's like PMS.... He finds stupid shit to bitch about.... like "not paying attention to him"... i'm like FUCK.... i moved away from you for a reason... jesus.... it's insane.... i seriously don't know why i even deal with him... seriously... i guess it's just part of life dealing with a psycho path... stupid fucking psychopaths... he's threatening to "kill" the guys i'm talking to... i was like, man, what are you going to do to the ones i FUCK? lol damn... anyhow... it's driving me insane... i miss not being around him.... he whines bitches complains.... it's like, a woman... UGH!!! anyhow, other than that, nothing else is new, just, bored, and not feeling too well... i think

My Tail Or Is It Tale?
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