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Shine
My personai paints a gloomy view the color of the darkest blue with just one light thats like a star a broken window shining through every night i dream of you doing what your heart would do with a handful of marbles that differ in size too bad i lost the one with the universe inside my soul is hard to know frozen like the bluest snow with just one star to give you light and show you where the flowers grow beneath a dying mistle toe the branches dancing extra low fall alseep and dream of me and never let my spirit go.

Femenouveau
I woke up today remembering... how your lips would kiss me and suck me in you mouth. The memory of your hand caressing my breasts seeks to return again to suck at my blossoming nipples. Warmly you surround me With the contours of your body The pressure is great enough to arouse me sensually and sexually yet pleasantly comfortable As the passion and pleasure flows between us I engage in the memory of licking your thighs, hips, then planting my mouth gently between your manly thighs. Your manhood penetrates My waiting throat; Sucking you gently, softly as an ebb tide nestles the shore. Each placement of my tongue shall fill you with you with desire. The depth of our passion is embellished with our mutual needs We are as one. We nurture the momentum and not Static in our quest or zealous in our destiny. Each chilling moment is exciting, Your warmth has its sensual depths. I suck you sweetly. Again...again nurturing and thrusting you slowly into my wet and waiting mouth Time's vision is a

Yay Power!
We finally got our power back after 36 hours. Mommy still does not have hers. It was especially poor timing because we had a special outing planned to see the Nutcracker last night with me, mommy, my sister, my sister-in-law and her daughter. And none of us had a chance to have a proper shower or do our hair or any of that. But owell. The show was beautiful and my niece, who is seven, actually cried when it was over because she didn't want to leave. It was the sweetest thing. Made mommy very happy because she bought the tickets especially with the idea of wanting to give her the experience. We all had fun watching her face during the performance. Her tapping her feet to the music, cringing at the rat king and the wide eyes of dreaming at the sugar plum fairy. So much fun! And I must also say -- Yay for tight asses in spandex! *giggle*

Oh Boy I Messed Up.....:-p
SORRY YOU ALL MY TITLE FOR MY BLOG WAS NOT THE OTHER ONE I MISUNDERSTOOD ......ANYHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GIMMIE A HOLLAR SOME TIME I LOVE TO MEET NEW PEEPS AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS TOO....SMOOCHES......Tammy aka:CherryCherry™

What Is S4l?!?
S4L (Single For LIfe) is a state of mind I somehow get into, and since I'm not big into the relationship thing as is (relationships get you in shit) I figured I might as well be S4L. It's easier that way, yeah I know, sucks to be me right?!? Anyhow, I gave up trying, I guess noone is good enough.

Tears
Tears of blood stain my face, A silent witness to my disgrace, Unknown testimony of a hearts mistake In loving something so unattainable Tears of ice course down my lips Cold as the steel that protects the weak Unbeknown the silence seeks, Those, for whom the silence weeps, Those silent tears of ice Tears of fire down cheeks of red, Anger clears a mistaken head, Reasons unknown, lies foretold, Dreams left to die in bed Dry as a salt lake, eyes are sore, The only witness to a massacre, Tears of blood, ice and fire, All stream from one desire, One want, one hate, one need, To love, be loved, to hold, be held, to bleed.

Unwillinglly
She awoke at midnight again, the way she had for the past three nights, the sheets twisted tightly into an umbilical cord binding her to the sweaty womb of her bed. She disentangled herself from the tangled topsheet and laid back, closing her eyes. Immediately the dream from which she had awakened flashed into her consciousness: the utter darkness and the sudden, dim, slanting light; the stranger, the man she had seen and followed; the small anonymous room; the smell, the feel of him; the awful, all-consuming hunger. She opened her eyes quickly, sat up and turned on the nightstand light to dispel the vision. No sense trying for sleep now, she thought. Why the dream had come, why it affected her, consumed her like this, she did not know; but for now it would not leave her. She lit a cigarette, hoping to concentrate on that and occupy her mind, dispel the terrible demon that was the dream with the mundane, the ordinary. She sat back against the headboard, and without thinking closed her

Everything For A Reason
You know even when everything that goes wrong there is a perpose for it. We dont know what it is at that time but if we let time take ts course and have faith it all works out. Kappy Holidays you all

The Friend I Am
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from out your skies and leave them only blue; I'd like to say the kindly things that I so oft have heard, And feel that I could rouse your soul the way that mine you've stirred. I'd like to give you back the joy that you have given me, Yet that were wishing you a need I hope will never be; I'd like to make you feel as rich as I, who travel on Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to lean upon. I'm wishing at this time that I could but repay A portion of the gladness that you've strewn along my way; And could I have one wish this year, this only would it be: I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. by k d

Written By A Friend
The scent of her perfume Filled my lover's dark room I reached to touch her face As both of our hearts raced Her luscious lips kissed mine With a taste that was divine We both felt our blood rush Within a burning lust She stood before me nude Her skin was so soft, smooth Upon the bed we did climb Together we laid entwined She did so anticipate That moment I would penetrate She was so warm, so wet I could never forget So romantic was that scene Like something out a dream We felt unmatched pleasure For which there's no measure Together in ecstasy We found heaven, you see And in my love's bed we stayed In an embrace, we laid And watched the rising sun After two hearts became one

New Tattoo
So I was told by my wonderful new friend,Jason Griffith, That I should tell everyone my embarassing story about my,oh so tiny, tattoo that I got back in April or so...I know I know it was a long time ago.. but I'm sure you'll still laugh! So here goes... As most of you that know me... should KNOW I have a huge fear of needles.. deathly afraid of them! (I'm sure you're already laughing!)Well,my best friend Gwynn was tellin me one day that we should go do somethin cuz of course we were bored. We were at work and it was about 10 am. Neither one of us got off work until 4 but we were still tryin to figure out what it is we should do. Well my friend Gwynn pops off with "Lets go get a tattoo!" Acting all excited and shit! I thought she was crazy! I'm afraid of needles! Whats her problem! Well she spent the ENTIRE day trying to convince me to go along with it! To go get a tattoo. Oddly enough I really wanted it,I knew it was gonna hurt... But thats not exactly what I was afraid of. I

Love Without Limits
love has many gifts when we are put on this earth. to realize it all is so much for a baby or even a kid. It is when we have limits put on who we are or what others think we should love. That we sometimes let bring us down. as we are teens some of us that have great parents have great understanding of how life should be.. but there are some that are not so lucky or blessed to see what u see. Life is a choice and a journey we should or could share alot if we just listen to each other and help us find our calling. As for i am not that lucky to have 2 good parents but 1 who is now gone and my abilty to move on is not all fear but love for him in his memory and all that have helped me get to where i am so as i close this please feel free to leave a comment points mean nothing really to me just to voice this is all that matters. My belief as i write this that if none gets it is fine but if u read and understand this that is all that matters.. And remember what makes u who u are or happy sho

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLICATION SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

A Love For All Time
Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear For we will find each other again And again And again. For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time. by k dizzle

Www.hornymanatee.com
If ya'll dont watch Conan .. or hell even if you do .. You've gotta check this out .. It was on his show the other nite .. too funny Here's a Clip from Conan's Show telling about it . and the site .. http://www.hornymanatee.com/index.shtml

Do You Match Me?
Do you Match Me?Take My MatchMe TestBrought to you by:OkCupid - Free Online Dating! This is an interesting new feature seeing as how it's automatically generated from the answers I give in the questions asked on the site. But I think the test I created myself is probably more fun to take. ;c)

Unloved
Unloved My continued existence has no real meaning In this so utterly hopeless state of being Could it be I was meant to be alone? By myself, with no one to call my own I have lost the one who's most dear to me How? How, could this be my destiny? My life is a wasteland, of love it is devoid Why is it always suffering I cannot avoid Happiness merely a figment of my imagination Walking a path alone is my only destination Day by day I can only grow more wretched Unloved, I have never felt more rejected I can be consoled only by the misery I feel Shall I continue on? No, I have lost the will Written by: king4adaze5 My friend your words so true. TheUnLoved

Two Hearts 1 Love
Two Hearts, One Love The music plays, the candles glow, Two hearts united, true love we know. ... Breath taking her beauty, her heart of gold, The voice of an angel, the legend is told. She is my future, one life we do share, Of friends and family, with loving care. In any weather, in any season, My life is complete, she is the reason. Together forever, our love opens each door, A life, 24 hours and 10 minutes more. by k dizzle

Blah...
OK could this day be any worse...not only am I dealing with the normal jackasses on this site that only wanna bring people down...my uncle who's been in the hospital in IUC since Thursday, with nine broken ribs and a punctured lung after he fell....has stopped breathing AGAIN and is on life support...they shocked him 3 times and have given him medicine to bring his heart rate down, he also has a fever of 103 and they have him wrapped in cold blankets to help bring that down....and none of the doctors are saying anything...why the fuck are they getting paid if they don't know a goddamn thing....so it's looking like Christmas & my birthday are kinda going to suck.....anyway I love you all and hope your having a great weekend....

Butterflies Poem I Wrote
Stumbling over words to express how I feel, My pen takes over as my emotions replace the ink That has slowly begun to fill this page Boldly seizing my voice, It verbalizes how your kisses mesmerize me, How I thrive on your caresses, How I love looking in your eyes, And how I can't seem to let go. Symbolizing my fantasies and dreams, It writes to you of my intentions. How you are the first one Who I've found myself willing to learn and grow with. Of my plans to not only be a part of your present But to be essential in your future. Invading my heart it reveals my inners secrets, My greatest hopes, and my biggest fears. It speaks to you of the walls That with time I have let envelop my heart, And how with you I have seen them slowly crumbling, Because this feeling I feel is stronger Than the walls that have taken me so long to build. It conveys to you my fears of getting hurt As well as the fact that I don't care anymore Because my heart has taken over, And tha

I Saved The Duck
I want pics from everyone holding a sign saying i saved the duck PLEASEEE! Im going to make a special folder so you can comment and vote on others pics....THIS IS MY EMAIL TO SEND PICS m4d_hatt3r06@yahoo.com

Lot Of Shafters Out There
I've decided there are way too many of you douche bags out there. I have no interest in explaining myself right now, but DAMN, ya'll are stupid mother fuckers! Props for being able to lie right out your ass to yourself. I'm sorry for the loss you will all go through when you screw over the wrong girl (or guy, if your a girl)....For God's sake it's way to wicked fricken hard to find a decent, honest human being in this world! For all of you with dirty laundry...I hope when you find someone special, you don't screw it up. P.S. ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER! For the time being, I'm really glad I got all my walls up. For everyone who is not on my shit list right now...put your damn walls up. Apparently you can't trust anyone!! 12:06 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos

Myspace And Such
There is a myspace site where you can find more about Madison Manson and leave messages for her. www.myspace.com/madisonmanson DISCLAIMER: This cherrytap site is run by one of Madison's team members. Madison is aware of all comments left on this site!

Is It Me
Allright ive been divorced since 2000 now someways im happy about it and in other ways it makes me down and sad.Im 33 now,and lately it just seems like i cant meet anyone or maybe just that someone,if that makes any sense at all lol,i know i may not be the best looking guy in the world,but i also dont think im im the worse looking guy.Wow dont know if anyone else has ever tried to critigue themselves ask urselves questions about urself,like what is wrong with me,why cant i meet someone,what is it about me lol.Im down to earth,easy going laid back,i listen,not obnoxtios lol,and im trusting.So can someone please tell me whats wrong with me,hell i dont even know why im even writing this!

One Heart
One Drained Heart, Squeezed of Blood. One Heart you'd never Trust. A Blackened hole, An Empty void, Feelings Lost in this Cold Heart of Lust. One Tired Heart Lacks a Beat, One Heart you'll never Keep, An Old trick, A Dirty game, Emotions Hidden in the One Heart with no Name. One Abused Heart Lost its Way, One Heart to Cry for Today, You Killed As you Stabbed The One Heart i Once had.

Crash
Ok so I have this report due on the movie "Crash" monday morning. Ive watched it 3 times now and of course get that it basically is about racism and an ignorant society. For the most part. I was just wondering if anyone has ever seen the movie and could offer their views and what it meant to them. Thanks! Jeremy

Some Poems And What Not
The Churning in my guts. The sweat upon my brow. Ever movement an agonizing event. Death so out of reach, life but a mockery. Holding breath watching the red melt into black. Numbing seduction of the moment of mortification. Lay me down on the cold stainless steel slab. Examine what I used to be. Watch as this shell putraits into the nothingmore. Salvation in Self-denial. The Burning emptyness. The Shallow regrets. With the dried up tears I no longer capable of shedding. My body tenses and spasm in regamotus state. The softies blue of my cold skin. No longer able to see the lights the burn the washed over eyes. Sharpest knives cutting away. Instaments of examination probing my empty being. Descovery of my infringment of the netherrealm. Tossed out into oblivion. Watch as nothing becomes nothingness. Salvation in Self-destruction. Let me hang. Let me rot. Let the haters throw there rocks. Brused and battered and yet I laugh. All knowing, that life is no

Few More Days
ok so i got a few more days till my last final n then school is over for me..but i took my math finaltoday wow let me tell u i sure hope i did ok b/c i was very tired had to be up at 8 n went to bed at almost 3 but ohh well so thought id share that.. later

Santa's Reindeer's Are Female!!!!!
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the Spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen HAD TO BE A GIRL! We should've known only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

For A Friend
This is for a friend..that I know on Cherry Tap and out of CT...and Iam sorry..I know Sorry isnt enough and that your prolly not going to forgive me and to tell the truth you shouldnt but Iam just saying sorry and I miss you,and I never ment to hurt you,make you mad or anything! -~*My Best Friends*~- With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one seems to be listening, you hear. When I hurt but don't show it, you know. When I turn away to hide my tears, you see. When I feel like I can't get through to anyone, you understand. Your eyes glow just for me, and I know you're proud. You flash your magical, healing smile my way, and I know everything will be all right. You know everything there is to know about me. You know what worries me, what keeps me up at night, and what shames me so badly that I can't share it with anyone. Most importantly, though, none of th

Re: Continue With Angel!!
If you are a parent or have nieces, nephews or cousins or someone you love every much. Go and hug your children. You never ever know when something bad might happen to them or have there life taken. As some of you may already know that my niece passed away friday night do to a car accident. Her little brother is fighting for his life. Her other sister is doing good up and playing. I would like you all to just note that life is very short Pls make good time with it, Even if you have loved ones as in Kids!!! Hug them.... let them know you love them always and forever. Make sure everyday you tell your family good bye and that you love them!!!

Apology
~*Sorry*~ How do I tell you I'm sorry - With a gesture, a look, a touch? How is it I never realized I hurt you so very much? I do not ask forgiveness, A comfort I'll never deserve. I merely want to let you know, But I cannot find the nerve. To finally confront you, face-to-face, To look you in the eye, To face your wrath, your apathy - Too terrified to try. You called me selfish, I turned away, I festered and I fled; Cutting and wounding and lashing out, Just to see if you bled. Betraying and deceiving you, I surely had no right To snatch away such a precious gem; A dark thief in the night. Four weeks and forever passed To bring us to this day, When I present these simple words I never thought to say. The time has come, it's long past due, To put aside my fear; Would this confession torture you, Or have you longed to hear? To hear those two forbidden words, To vanquish all the pain, To understand my dearest wish: To know you once again.

Bulletins
It does to occasionally remind people, and to inform new friends, that I only very, very occasionally drop into the "bulletin" section, and that it isn't on my site "front page". (Might even post this as one, really.) I'll often read or read and repost a bulletin if asked in an e-mail or shout, and I'll drop in occasionally anyway, but if you care about my reading something I'll read the blogs. At least, until the noise-to-signal ratio of the blogs becomes as high as it is in the bulletin section, too. (Or vice versa?)

An Exploration To Human Origin (ongoing And Always Being Added To)
Although I do not believe everything I view & read about.....here I'll be posting things that I think bear some weight. Food for thought, if you will...Enjoy! And please feel free to share your thoughts. I love engaging in discussions about anything in Antiquity, Religions, and human origins. Zecharia Sitchin was born in Russia and raised in Palestine, where he acquired a profound knowledge of modern and ancient Hebrew, other Semitic and European languages, the Old Testament, and the history and archeology of the Near East. He is one of the few scholars who is able to read and understand Sumerian. Sitchin attended and graduated from the University of London, majoring in economic history. A leading journalist and editor in Israel for many years, he now lives and writes in New York. 10th PLANET DISCOVERED (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/29jul_planetx.htm) 7.29.2005 Astronomers have found a new planet in the outer reaches of the solar system. July

One For The Math Buffs ....
I just wondered how many points you would get if you rated every profile on this site? I also wonder how long it would take? Now i am not hot on maths and just can't be ass'd to try and work it out any way LOL. Now why did this pop into my little head? Well i am comment bombing and then it just hit me. Ok its not ground breaking but still its a question that has a possible answer. The only problem i see is the the number of members changes, and so the answers will change. Oh and anyone who has seen the debenhams advert for xmas, well i was trying to figure out what was wrong with the man who plays santa. I have just realised, he has a grey hair and beard, not fat though, but he is too young to have grey hair! He just has too good skin to be believable. And if anyone can stop the dove underarm whatever advert, i will be happy for xmas. For some unknown reason, i just hate it when the lady says bustieres or however you spell it LOL. Yes i can't be ass'd to go a google the right

10 Things
Things that will probably elude me my entire life. -Rock hard abs! (It has to be said with an exclamation mark doesn't it?) -Appreciation for Rachel Ray. -A winning lottery ticket. -A taste for cottage cheese (blech). -A scifi style ray gun (I've wanted one since I was 8) -A trip to the rings of Saturn. -That one Residents album I can't seem to find anywhere. -A pair of contact lenses that don't cause me 30 seconds of agony every time I put them in. -A method of extracting beer from thin air. -A group of people I can refer to as 'my minions'.

Cats In The Shelter
Ok, I want to slap someone!!! There is a new pic up of me and a cat that came in to the shelter. His name was Yang, He was brought in to the shelter because his owner that had owned him for 10 years got remarried, and the new wife had wanted a younger cat ( Yang was 11 years old ). so they brought him in, yang had to be put to sleep today. he quit eating and was grieving for his family. he then got a URI ( cat cold ) we all tried to make him feel loved, spent alot of time with him and I finally had him purring, everytime he saw me he purred. Well today I was told by our vet that he was to weak, not responding to medical care and that the most humane thing would be to let him go. so I said my goodbye's. I know that animals come and go through the shelter, but sometimes one will just jump out and grab your heart. The public call us KILLERS, well they are the ones that bring the animals in and dump them like so much trash. we are the ones that have to care, feed and sometimes give the onl

How To Say I Love You In 25 Diffrent Places!
>> > > Subject: How to Say I love you in 25 languages >> > > >> > > >> > > How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... >> > > >> > > English >> > > I Love You >> > > >> > > Spanish >> > > Te Amo >> > > >> > > French >> > > Je T'adore >> > > >> > > German >> > > lch Liebe Dich >> > > >> > > Japanese >> > > Ai Shite Imasu >> > > >> > > Thai >> > > Phom rak khun >> > > >> > > Italian >> > > Ti amo >> > > >> > > Chinese >> > > Wo Ai Ni >> > > >> > > Swedish >> > > Jag Akar >> > > >> > > Alabama >> > > Arkansas >> > > Texas >> > > North Carolina >> > > South Carolina >> > > Georgia >> > > Oklahoma >> > > Tennessee >> > > Missouri >> > > Mississippi >> > > Montana >> > > Virginia >> > > West Virginia >> > > Kentucky >> > > parts of Florida >> > > >> > > Nice Ass , Get in the truck

In Response
So lets see here you post it and noones heard from me wow shocker lol. So hahahhaha fact of the matter is wow lets see your a liar and a player and talks more shit than i do wow thats good go have fun with another so called REAL MAN cuz oh yeah youve had such good luck with them before..... What ever hop you live a some what normal life

Just Thinking
well, i came tho this site a month or so again, and i was thinking this is cool. butnow, im thinking that its not. shit, i dont really talk to many ppl, i use myspace more than i use this, and that is also how i found the site. i am meeting new ppl, but dont really talk to them. maybe its me, i need to be mroe outgoing i know, but its hard when ur a shy guy, maybe thats y i am single, and will always be single. who knows?

Strange
You Are 62% Strange! Based on your score, it seems you do have a healthy dose of strangeness. You aren't THAT far out, but you are somewhat bizarre. Congratulations on being different and having some quirks. It makes you an interesting person!How Strange Are You?Quizzes for MySpace

My Twisted Life
well Hey all I am reporting that I am good just having relationship problems as always there is a women I love u with Everything I have and love her very much. But I know That deep inside myself I already believe i know the answer

Not Feeling Good Today
Well I woke up feeling like somebody banged me in my head. I was suppose to do the rest of my christmas shopping today. I have to wait another time. I made other plans as well can't go threw with them now. So how is everyone else day going so far?

I Hereby Resign
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money, because you can eat them. I want to play kickball during recess and paint with watercolors in art. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summers day. I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, addition tables and simple nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. When all you knew was to be happy because you didn't know all the things that should make you worried and upset. I want to think that the world is fair. That everyone in it is honest and good. I want to believe that an

Santa Will Be De-layed
It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look at Santa and decides that she needs to make love to Santa. She say s "Oh Santa, won't you stay the night? Santa replies, "HO, HO, HO, Gotta go! Gotta Go! Gotta deliver those toys, you know. The young woman tries to tempt Santa again by letting down her long silky hair and begs, "Oh Santa, now won't you stay? Santa again replies, "HO, HO, HO, Gotta go! Gotta Go! Gotta deliver those toys, you know. The young woman tries one last time. This time she opens her house robe and reveals her beautiful body. She then asks, "Oh Santa, won't you please stay. Santa, now becoming aroused, replies, "Hey, Hey, Hey, Gotta Stay! Gotta Stay! Won't fit up the chimney with my dick THIS way!

Grandma Got Run Over By A Racecar
Grandma got run over by a racecar Walking down the pit road on raceday. You can say she was a fan of Kasey, That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much Lite beer, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, And stumbled out the RV lookin’ for Kahne. When they found her raceday mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were tire prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' autographs on her back. Grandma got run over by a racecar Walking down the pit road on raceday. You can say she was a fan of Kasey, That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe. Now were all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' Bristol, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. It's just not raceday without Grandma. All the family's dressed in red. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we cheer for Kasey or send him to the back? Grandma got run over by a racecar Walking do

The People I Cant Live Without
this is just some of the friends of mine who try their hardest to make sure im smiling or having a good day, i thank them so much and dont know what i would do without them, please go show them some love: Kongy my sister in law, couldnt be happier to be in her family KONGY ~THE YIN~@ CherryTAP Prince Jesse my hubby who makes me smile and laugh PRINCE JESSE~69~*~PRINCESS PIXIES HUBBY~*~KONGYS FAMILY~*~@ CherryTAP Cassie my sister i loves her to death and cheishish her friendship CASSIE♥KONGYS♥LIL♥HO♥LF♥@ CherryTAP THROATFAWK! my best friend and magical partner :P hes a great guy THROATFAWK!@ CherryTAP Beth my spamming buddy that i would do anything for the party doll~PATRON FAMILY~@ CherryTAP Bethie aka Jingle Momma lol love this girl to death!!! ~bethie~ *jingle jingle*@ CherryTAP Kimmy my new friend, loves her to death too!!! Kimmy@ CherryTAP Shortii my other new friend... we like to pick on THROATFAWK l

Poem
Katrina SHE CAME UPON US IN THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT CRASH UPON CRASH, WAVE UPON WAVE SENDING MANY TO A WATERY GRAVE FOR HOURS AND HOURS HER WIND DID BLOW LEAVING THOUSANDS WITH NO WHERE TO GO SHE LEFT MANY WITH A SENSE OF DISBELIEF AND EVEN MORE WERE LEFT TO DEAL WITH THEIR GRIEF BUILDINGS BOATS AND EVEN BRIDGES WERE THROWN ONTO OUR SAND OUR ONCE BEAUTIFUL SHORE LINE WAS NOT NOW SO GRAND WHAT SHE COULD NOT TAKE WAS THE SOUTHERN SPIRIT TO SURVIVE THOUSANDS TO HELP SOON BEGAN TO ARRIVE THEY CAME FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND EVEN JUST ACROSS THE STREET THEY CAME TO HELP A PEOPLE TO PROUD AND STRONG TO ADMIT DEFEAT THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE VOLUNTEERS THAT CAME TO OUR AID

How To Have An Orgasm, Without Anyone Knowing
This is a story about some experience told by a hot lady . One of the first discoveries I made after moving to New York City was a unique little boutique on the East Side catering to the erotic needs of women. A Garden of Sexual delights, the shop was filled with literature on female sensuality, erotic art work, an unbelievable array of vibrators and sex toy "goodies" selected with the pleasure of the female body in mind. The atmosphere was warm and comfortable, not the self-consciousness felt at venturing into some porno bookstores. Here there was a calm acknowledgement that women do indeed want to explore their sexual drives and urging with all the accoutrements usually reserved for males. A showcase held several items with which I was happily familiar: phallic-shaped vibrators in different sizes, vibrating "eggs" and gold-plated ben-wa balls ornately offered on velvet cushions. What riveted my attention was a device I'd never seen before: a soft plastic cup slightly

June=pimp?
JUNE=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Not easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

The Incredible Mixture
Charlotte slipped into her pale pink satin chemise and started to line the candles up around the bedroom on all the shelves and tops of the furniture. It seemed almost ritual, as she had done this for the past four years now. She sprayed the perfume into the air as the room began to warm in the soft flickering glow. She then turned to the bed and eased all the creases out. Charlotte lingered over the hollow his head had made in the pillow the night before, before plumping it up. These little things are the most important she thought as she then sat down at her dressing table and took out her hair brush from the drawer and started to brush her long chestnut hair before tying it up with a pink satin ribbon. It was then that Chris walked into the room carrying a bottle of wine and two glasses. He saw her sitting there and smiled as he breathed her in. He eased out the cork and poured her a glass of wine then one for himself as Charlotte stood up and wrapped her arms around his waist. He f

A Red Neck Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle, And a-runnin' down his chin was a trickle of spittle. His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care, And therefore there was a foul stench in the air. That Bubba got scared and rousted the boys. There was Rufus, 12 Jim Bob was 11 Dud goin' on 10 Otis was 7. John, George and Chucky Were 5,4, and 3: The twins were both girls so they let them be. They jumped in their overalls, no need for a shirt, Threw a hat on each head, then turned with a jerk. They ran to the gun rack that hung on the wall. There were 17 shotguns they grabbed them all. Bubba said to the young'uns, "now hesh up ya'll! The last thing we wanna do is wake up yer Maw." Maw was expecting and needed her sleep, So out they crept out the door without making a peep. They all looked around, and then they all spit. The y

The Candidate
“........and it my opponent wants to run on a platform of higher taxes, then the voters will have will have a clear choice in who they wish to represent them in Washington, because as you all know, I am categorically opposed to increasing the tax burden on the American people!!!” “Now, if you’ll all excuse me, it’s very late and I have an early morning flight to catch,” and so with a nod of her head, U.S. senate candidate Emily Howard stepped on to the elevator with her body guard and pushed the button for the twenty seventh floor! Slumping against the wall, Emily sighed tiredly and asked, “Well, Tommy, how do you think we did today?!?” “You were at the top of your game, ma’am,” he replied, “I think you gained a lot of support!!!” She smile wanly, and as she exited the elevator and waited while Tommy unlocked her door to her suite and checking to make sure that no one was hiding inside! “It’s okay, ma’am,” he told her after checking the bath room and closets, “all clear, you lock up b

Long Distance Phone Sex
I like the way my orgasm feels as it's building from my balls. Slowly - I've nursed this one. I like the passion of forcing myself to delay cumming. It is delicious to keep myself from something I want so much that I'm not waiting for anybody else to give it to me. I'm interrupted as I feel myself starting to peak, and debating whether to let myself or not, by the phone ringing. "Damn" I mutter, thinking that fate has decided for me. I look at the pictures of nude women I have laying open to look at. That ass is wonderful, and I love those nipples. I wish I could have all of these women in real life. "Hello" I say, still rubbing my hot, throbbing penis. "Is Lisa there?" Oh, joy! I recognize your soft voice. The one I've had in the back of my mind the whole time I've been fantasizing. I can hear a faint nervous passion in it, as well. This perks my cock just a little more. I stop rubbing it, I want this to last a bit longer! "Nope. Just me." "Terrence, right?" "Yep. L

A Tropical Picnic In Paradise
It was noon as we stood before the locked gate, key in hand. We smiled at each other as we read the words, "Trail To Paradise"! The trail through the grove of palm trees and wild orchids, led up a gentle slope. The scents enhaled were heavenly. As we made it to the crest, at the top of the hill, a basket on a blanket was found, under the shade of huge shaded palm leaves. One by one, our clothes fell to the cool green grass, as a warm tropical breeze, caressed our bodies. As we gazed at each other with love swept eyes, and then to the beauty nature shared with us, we truely felt like Adam and Eve. We knelt down on the soft blanket and lifted the lid on the wooden wicker picnic basket, and found a note, which read; "This basket is our gift to both of you, and we welcome you to paradise"! As your eyes sparkled, almost in tears, we stood, and walked to the edge of the bluff, over looking the white sandy beach and turquoise blue waters. Far below, we could see a couple walking hand in

Someone's Telephone Number
It was one of those evenings. I was between lovers and hadn't had sex for three whole days and nights. Desperate, I sprawled on the floor and tried the number of Frank, an old flame. There was no answer so I left a message. Now horny and disappointed on top of being frustrated, I sank into my comfy chair and tried to think who else I could call. Harry? The boy did so love my nipples. Just thinking of how he used them made them prickle so hard that I couldn't help but bare them as I dialed. 'Out of service?' Fuck! Oh well! There was nothing for it but to... I slithered out of my dress and down deep into my chair. My thighs spread to hook my knees over the arms. If the phone company wasn't going to help, I'd just let my fingers do the walking. A few minutes dabbling in the soft hot wet and I was soooooo close - and the phone rang. With my voice hoarse from lust, I croaked, "Hello?" "That you, Baby?" I managed to grunt, at least. "Horny?" I gasped a, "Yes."

What My "friend" Did
Last night I had a little get together. We were drinking and got a little wild, took a lot of pictures that could totally be blackmail pictures. I woke up today to go through pics but I couldn't find my camera. I looked all over my house I had my boyfriend moving furniture and what not but it was no where to be found. So I threw on some clothes drove over to my friends where one of the guys from the night before was... so this guy came over to my house acted like my friend drank my shit and was so sweet to me and has always been sweet to me. Well to make a long story short that piece of shit stole my camera; and i know this because that is the only way it could have got in my friends bathroom. Well when my friend found it in her bathroom and came over to give it me I walked back over to her apartment and told Bradon Allen (that's his name) what a god damn low life bitch he was but of course he denied it, but after my friend kicked him out of her house and I told him the cops were be

New Drinks
Lately I'm on this kick tryng new drinks or drinks I was afraid to try before. This new blend of heaven I tried last night is called a "shmeckle". If you haven't tried it before, do it! In a shot glass a cherry is put in with 3 parts liquor. One part Blue Caraco, one part vodka, and the last is filled with Bacardi 151. Then you drop it in a glass of Red Bull and slam it down! You can't taste any alcohol and is sweet like a jolly rancher. Let's just say once you have a few it all catches up. I hope you try it. Once I find another new drink that I like, I will share it with you all as well. Have a great but safe time everyone!

When You're Bad You're Better
Driving home after 2am, feeling a little light headed, Abby thought of her evening out. The one chance she took in her life, to act as a sexy woman.... and then she laughed. Dressed up in a slinky black sheath dress, high heeled black pumps and wearing nothing underneath. She dared herself, to take a chance. Do something outrageous. Something no one from her office would even think, "little miss good" would do... She wanted to be a "bad girl," for just one evening. What was she thinking, going to a party where she knew no one, except the host? A man she only smiled at in her office. Michael was a very friendly man. Talked to everyone, knew everyone, the real partygoer. And as sexy as hell, not that she would stand a chance with him. Abby just wanted to see his reaction to her change. For one evening she decided to be.... a "bad girl." But he didn't even really notice her; just a simple hello is all he gave her. She pulled into her drive, pressed the garage door to open and drove

Some After School Tutoring
The music was a little loud for Kaye's taste, but the students seemed to be having a good time, and Kaye didn't really have anything else to do, so she didn't mind that when principal Ray Devlin asked her to chaperone the Saturday night dance in the school gym. A local dejay was playing all the latest CD's, and with about a half hour to go, he had slowed the pace down, giving the kids a chance to have a few slow dances. It looked like it would turn out to be an uneventful evening, until Cal Norridge showed up. Right from the get go Kaye could see that he had been drinking, so she quickly moved towards him to prevent any altercations he might start up. When she stepped in front of him, her nostrils were filled with the pungent aroma of fresh liquor, and she hoped that she could get him to leave without causing a scene. "Cal," she began, "since you've been drinking I think you had better leave, school property is no place for that kind of activity!" Cal gave a short harsh laugh and repli

How Sex Began!
In the garden of Eden, As everyone Knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise. They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all outof juice.

****** A Girls First Time *****
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he ;refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks atyou concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake y

Single Purpose Unit (i Was Buit To Fuck)
Setting the stage with malevolent rage Random acts of insanity and vicious mind games Wondering what it sounds like on the other end of the sound wave There’s an echo in the gaping chest wound but it’s not the same Feel free to consider yourself enslaved To the distance between you and the putrid gates Life in a flash that can’t be slowed or staved Oh shit, there I go; I think I’ve sinned again I get off on the way you get away with hating me I brush it off as I plan meticulously What I’m going to use to puncture your kidney And how to fill one lung with tar, and the other with honey Turn hate into an object and sodomize you with it Let it burn away at whatever’s inside you Let it burn away every lie you’ve schooled And rip away the illusion of the Kingdome you thought you ruled I’m the one who will serve you your own blood Dance in your gore, and bleed for fun Hell bent on depravity and destruction Think you can break a machine that was built to fuck?

Andromeda Galaxy Taken
it was a long and difficult campaign, but my fleets have successfully taken over the Andromeda galaxy. Due to their high concentration of banking planets and metal rich solar systems will have the money and raw materials to expand my military might. Wohoo

How To Make Love
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

The Creation Of A Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

I Am Pagan
Althought I did not write this, I believe that it explaines so well what this religion is about and what many believe and celebrate. Not all Pagans/Witches/Wiccans believe the same thing. We are all different and we all follow our own path. ------------------------------------------------- I Am Pagan I am Pagan. I am a part of the whole of Nature. The Rocks, the Animals, the Plants, the Elements, and Stars are my relatives. Other humans are my sisters and brothers, whatever their races, colors, genders, sexual orientations, ages, nationalities, religions, lifestyles. Planet Earth is my home. I am a part of this large family of Nature, not the master of it. I have my own special part to play and I seek to discover and play that part to the best of my ability. I seek to live in harmony with others in the family of Nature, treating others with respect. I am Pagan. I celebrate the changing seasons, the turning of the Wheel of the Year. I celebrate with singing, dancing

*******the Top Ten Men!!********
1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes" 2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em" 8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice

Xmas Works Night Out: The Aftermath
Well finally got sorted and got out the door to go to the works night out, they were having the party in the function room of the Hearts Football Club, it looked deserted. Oh shit I thought will have to have a wandder round the building, but luckily enough some of the people in there were having a fag outside so found me way in. I wasnt prepared for the sight I saw as most of them were in 70's fancy dress, what a sight for sore eyes, bumped into Pawel the cute polish guy, poor bugger cant dance to save his life, but hell, hes cute so I dont supposed it matters. Anyway he took a couple of photos and is going to email me them. Anyway Graham and a couple of the young girlies dragged me off to a club at 1am in the morning, by this time I was quite steaming but stood up. Well what can i say I was stood there people watching and minding me own business and a fight broke out behind me, it was pure madness there was about 13 people having a go or more so I just wandered off to go st

Dilemma
so, i partied last night,got home and pulled an all nighter, and got drunk off of my ass (as usual) now it's 1130 AM, and if i go to sleep i will sleep all day and probably wake up very late, pretty much missing the entire day or i could keep drinking/doing drugs and keep myself awake and fucked up, even tho it doesn't feel too good at times i dunnooooo. i have a bud light calling my name, along with my bed fuck xoxo confused sandra

Oral Sex-an Ode To Love:
Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And whats your revenge, your on the rag.

Two Liners
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty And so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you really screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. My love, you take my breath awa

Naughty Collection
POEM 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM 2 I'm a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down POEM 3 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn POEM 4 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks POEM 5 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. POEM 6 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven Sostick it in. POEM 7 Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick

Snippets 5: The Worst Snippet Evaar.
orochi no yamato: Somebody posted the gayest music video ever made: http://www.youtube.com/v/gwEDhmNcXNI I'm not exaggerating here, so if you don't want to take a large chance of catching t3h gay, don't look ZenCynic: You bastard. How could I resist clicking that now? orochi no yamato: I know I'm evil :D ZenCynic: *watches* ZenCynic: Oh, by Buddha's belly. orochi no yamato: Or half a foot further south ZenCynic: No, you certainly didn't exaggerate. At all. orochi no yamato: You're probably, at the very least, ineligible to join the military now.

Long Distance..........
It’s going to be different now I’m not going to be around I will never forget you But sometimes you make me want to I’ve fallen hard And I’ve done all I can to prove to you That I would always be there for you But now I can’t, and I hate it It breaks my heart to think about it How we will be so far apart And that it has no effect on you But it has a stabbing on me There is no more I can do There is no more I can say I love you and I hope that one day We will reunite and you will love me too…....... This poem is dedicated to Chris......I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!

Attention Sexy Daddy's
TONIGHT AT 9PM I WILL BE RESETTING THE PICS. SO ALL THE COMMENTS LEFT FROM THUR TILL NOW WILL BE DELETED. THE REASON IS TONIGHT AT 9PM EST YOUR VOTES ARE ON COMMENTS ONLY (I AM STRESSING THIS SO PLEASE PLAY NICE)

Bah
I got a wicked Kidney Infection kickin my ass the past few days guys, I know i made plans with some of you but bah....Plus for some fucked up reason bubble baths make them worse, i knew that and did it anyway... like the one time i take one in years and ...well bah.

Too Busy
“If we are too busy, if we are carried away every day by our projects, our uncertainty, our craving, how can we have the time to stop and look deeply into the situation-our own situation, the situation of our beloved one, the situation of our family and of our community, and the situation of our nation and of the other nations?”

New Cherry!!!!!!!!!!
Hey all, I have a good friend from Pogo and a hot rocks radio listner that has just joined. She is a real nice person. Show her some Cherry Love and welcome her aboard! Click This Pooh Pic and add her! poohphanatic@ CherryTAP

Overwhelemed
so yeah ever feel like things are flying at you faster then the speed of light, thats right about where i am now. right as im starting to get over one thing its the damn next thing fucking shit whats next is all i have to say

Layers
Every person...has deep layers of themselves......layers that can come out...at any given moment. Layers of weakness....layers of strength and layers of untapped personal knowledge.... How mazing we could be...if we could truly understand our layers and how to use them to benefit ourselves...to become our own guide in the world...instead of going to outside to other's for guidance... We could become like the "wise man on the mountain "...if we started to look within....every answer you need in life is within yourself.... in that layer of personal knowledge....but, looking within....is a long process of self analyzing....understanding those layers of yourselves can be quit difficult.... I came to this thought process that we all have layers upon layers when, my mother died..... I saw how I was able to pull.....what I needed to cope and takecare of her....I had those deep layers of strength to do what was needed for her...without showing her...how torn up I was inside....I was able to co

A Beautiful Good-bye.......
As we pulled in the drive the time had come, come to say goodbye. We held each other for one last time, held on to each other forgeting about time. you kissed my lips and held me tight, I wish I could have held on to you like that all night. you said those words, the ones I never wanted to hear, but, eventually they came and all I felt was fear. One last hug and one last kiss, one last moment of total and completes bliss. I walked to the door and stood there alone, only to find you almost gone, and as I watched you walk away oh how much I wish you could have stayed. One last look and one last wave, you got in your car and drove away. Now here I am alone in the night fighting the fight and wanting it right. You and me forever again, you and me forever till the end. You opened my eyes and showed me true love, and for that I will love you no matter what. We said good-bye and we'll never forget and with my memories of you I have not one regret. Our love was pe

Light A Million Candles
The innocent victims of Internet child abuse cannot speak for themselves. But you can. With your help, we can eradicate this evil trade. We do not need your money. We need you to light a candle of support http://www.lightamillioncandles.com.The more candles we light, the more powerful our voice becomes. This petition will be used to encourage governments, politicians, financial institutions, payment organisations, Internet service providers, technology companies and law enforcement agencies to eradicate the commercial viability of online child abuse.They have the power to work together. You have the power to get them to take action. Please light your candle at lightamillioncandles.com http://www.lightamillioncandles.com or send an email of support to light@lightamillioncandles.com.Together, we can destroy the commercial viability of Internet child abuse sites that are destroying the lives of innocent children. Kindly forward this to your friends, relatives and work colleagues so that t

I Apologize Now.....
I apologize now to everyone if I seem distant or upset...My first cousin passed away at midnight last night from a massive hearrt attack! I am on here but not really here...If I don't answer you right away please do not be offended! Thank you and I love y'all for all the support you give me! Missi AKA ~DJ YANKEE GIRL~

Understanding
We really have to understand the person we want to love. If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love. If we only think of ourselves, if we know only our own needs and ignore the needs of the other person, we cannot love. ~Thich Nhat Hanh

Beaten With A Reed
I’m not dropping words because I think they sound sweet. I’m preparing for the eventuality, of what I’m going to unleash I’m gonna make you squirt Babe I’m gonna make you leak I’m gonna reach inside of you And pull out what I’ve decided belongs to me I’m gonna be your earthquake Toots Shake the ground under your feet Don’t bother trying to stifle moans and groans ‘Cause I’m gonna make you scream and shriek I’m gonna push my way into you Doll You can push your way in me I told you that I do it all Now do it all to me I’m gonna cut my tongue on my own teeth Getting impossibly deep Impale your face, constrict your throat Gag yourself on me Would it be too foreword Queen, to say I have a throne for you? It is my face, come take a seat, and grind my head into the floor When I excrete, it won’t be discrete Plow away and make you feel me Staining up the sheets beneath us C’mon Toy make stains with me I’m gonna feel you tense and squeeze as you release Fill you, cove

Lying Down Tall Grabbing Stone
Use me, abuse me, leave tool marks on my brain Use hot button euphemisms that make me think you’re talking to me I want to be the thing that turns you on And shuts you down to the world around I want to be the face That makes you claw at yourself beneath sheets I want my words to be the ones That make you grope at yourself for release I want my attempts to tease you Be the reason you attempt to quench heat I don’t know if you’re aware But you’ve accomplished a difficult feat You’ve won the adoration, of a pompous and fickle beast There are words that are pushed at me That honestly makes me sick The same words that I can’t wait for you to push at me Because they’ve honestly made me stiff So in the shower, or when you lay your head Steal pets and strokes for me Because as I lay back and close my eyes It’s you who’s stroking me

All The Subtlety And Grace Of A Shovel To The Face
Bent over Left hand on hip Right hand gripping hip My stiff dick Into your hot pussy Place your hand between your legs and massage your clit Stroke at my slapping balls Let go of hip lift head Steal a brutal kiss Wrap fingers around your neck Fuck you like a train wreck Switch positions Get on top of me Bounce those beautiful tits for me Lower yourself, and place a nipple in my mouth Dig my fingers into your round ass Gag me until I drool out of the corners of my mouth Bite my chest, pierce me Do I taste like copper baby? Climax on me Throw you off and attach my mouth to your cunt Taste your cum Cum again On top of you Grabbing shoulders bruising you Grab at me Violate me Cum so deeply you can taste me Now put my cock back in your mouth And make me hard again We’ve only just begun

(s)miles
Try not to forget my face by the time it’s time to meet Try to remember the way you said we could greet Journey of lips, the parting of teeth Tongues wrestling for superiority Hand finding their way under fabric To paw at the soft flesh beneath Hold you tight so if your knees go weak I can lift you up Wrap your legs around me Burn me on your heat Tell me that it hurts and it’s hard But never stop playing this game Because I am hard, and it hurts And I want you to feel the same Leave open the gates of a circular rape Expose to me your sin Keep yourself puckered, spread, and on edge And inviting me to dive right in Point at elephants if you feel the need (it’s smaller then you think) Just make sure you don’t forget my face By the time it’s time to meet

Me In Brief
Let me tell you a little about me. My name is Eddy but a lot of people call me Pugmie. It is a nickname that was given to me in high school. My hobbies are fishing (fresh and salt water), computers, net surfing, and photography. I like to watch football, NCIS, wrestling, NHRA, NASCAR, and most other motor sports. If I had to describe myself I’d say that I’m a cross between a high tech redneck and a gearhead. I am divorced and have an eighteen year old son. He is on CT also as Epic, check him out. His mother and I are still friends even though we have different views on life. After a career as an auto tech I decided that if I had to cheat the customer to earn a living I’d rather go hungry. In 2004 I went back to school to earn an AS degree as a Network Services Technician Network Specialist from Pasco-Hernando Community College. This will be completed in May 2007 after which time I plan to seek a career with the government (perhaps law enforcement). I was introduced to CT by Bobbi Doll,

A Fine Line Between Love And Good-bye.......
You bring a smile to my face and a tear to my eye Your loving embrace is so true - it cant lie The love we share is more then just plain It can’t possibly be and cause so much pain When you caress my face I think I have found my right place We have tried for so long to figure it out Trying to find answers that remove all of the doubt As we lay awake at night endlessly searching the sky We’re torn between loves neither of us can deny Past commitments we’ve made just don’t seem to die There’s such a fine line between love and good-bye We will go about our days knowing that our love is true But that don’t necessarily mean we’ll know what to do. All the thoughts that we have running round in our heads Wish they were about just the two of us instead When I tell you I’m confused I know its hard to comprehend Wondering myself how we could let this love end Holding out hope that its last days never come Oh how we remember the days when our love was young As we lay

A Strangers Love.......
You are the man of my dreams, The only one I desire. But I am a stranger to you, because of my schemes. You gave me your love, your heart & your soul. You wanted a wife, a mate and a lover. I threw it away, I hid under cover. Now because of my lies and my shemes, It will always be the love of a stranger that you recieve. You are the sweetest, dearest of men. You made plans to give me a life full of love. But I forgot to talk to the man above. I broke all the rules, of life and of love. I hurt you and lost all your trust. My tears will forever moist the dust, as I retain a strangers love.

Long Lost Love.......
Wherever you are tonight I am thinking of you. even if your so far away, It doesn't mean I can't close my hands and pray; that your safe and happy, and hopeing I'll find you again someday. All that I have are my dreams the memories of you and me. the walks along the beach, laughing and swimming in the sea. our long talks, while looking in your beautiful eyes, learning about each others lives. time between you and I was quickly passing by, then came the tears because I had to say goodbye. Wherever you are now were sitting underneath the same big sky, we can even be wishing on the same star tonight that we'll find one another, but untill that day comes I'll be waiting for you forever My Long Lost Love.

Military Rules For Non Military Personel
Military Rules For Non-Military Personnel Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem--kick their ass. 2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest--kick their ass. 3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT p

Poetry
Threw all lifes tribulations. I cannot find my destination. Or even the justification. For all there perpetrations. Why such domination. From this generation. A world in its own classification. A world led to damnation. Such a sweet sensation. To get the clarification. We are of the same nation. Lives with out seperation. Giving our partisipation. In god justation. Can we claim salvation. written by lok

Poetry
SUFFICATED HEART My heart you surely did displace. See the signs showing on my face. It seems i"ve truely had my share. Heartache and pain please BEWARE. Bitterness brought by seperation. Attacks the heart with strangulation. Squeezing out the very love within. Losing all hope of loving again. For you love is bitter sweet. Leaving my heart left incomplete. My hope within might over come. The damage your love has done. My heart will live(LOVE) another day. But not as long as you are away.

My More Recent Work My Older Work Will Be Here As Soon As I Have The Time To Type It Out
rolling darkness A black existence. Where sky meets earth on the terrible horizon. Stretching out for centuries. Extending on and on in mingled, primordial shades of dimness. Mists mixing with air mixing with sky. And here I sit, so trivial. A fleck of sand in a wasteland of shattered glass. So disappointed. Wholly unmindful of the wonders of the world. Far too weary from regret. I peer out, through rust scented screen, out into the great, abyssal world below. And all at once, as the whistling wind and cooling rain blow in upon me I hear the howling moan. It burrows deep into my heart. A promise carried within the ungodly sound, an oath of suffering. And grief is abruptly summoned by this night. And with it, the uninvited monster of woe. Limitless, this beast, but with a soft, melodic whisper. It begs for me to relent. Implores that I would yield to it’s enticing request. The world opens it’s infinitely vast mouth and the mist below me presents itself with a loving vow. A promise

Poetry
Dreams are far dreams are near. Dream that seem to be unclear. Dreams of tourment and dreams of pain Dreams of a dead soul with nothing to gain. Dreams of life and a love so true. Dreams that could only be about you. Clouds seem to cover her mind. Makeing the world seem unkind. Let the silver linning come across. Reach her dream world before she is lost. written by lok

What Can Of Flirt Am I!?
You Are a Super Flirt You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Its My Opinion But I Am Not Alone
This is not an endorsement more like a PSA from the cheap seats, so read all the way. This site far more interactive than the other three I am on. I have liked it here so much that I have my CT link on all three home pages. The non- need to refresh the pages to see whats going on and everything on one page are two of the biggies for me. What will kill this site is the inability of leadership to pull their heads out of their asses and listen to the people. The site is different every time you log on and no bulletins to clue us in on the changes. (ie. blue names or paying for "special" accounts) For months they have dictated to us, belittled us and told us tough shit it is mine and I will do what I want. When we had problems or concerns we can send emails to every bouncer, CT support, and any name in yellow or orange and hope to get one response. I have talked to many people and this not isolated to just a few people. The most common answer, when I did get them, was that Mike cr

The Best "lost Love" Quotes
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. ~Edna St. Vincent Millay [A] final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works. ~T.E. Kalem Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. ~Author Unknown God is closest to those with broken hearts. ~Jewish Saying God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. ~Author Unknown What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. ~Richard Wilbur Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. ~Author Unknown Sadness flies away on the wings of time. ~Jean de La Fontaine Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again. ~Rosa Parks I thought when

Just For Mom"s Everywhere
JUST A MOM? A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a......?" "Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom." "We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation, 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in

40 Ways
40 ways men FAIL in bed pay attention you guys ;-) 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hands on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples,

Saturday...
Happy Saturday all. Christmas is just around the corner. Hope everyone is getting their shopping done! I'm hoping to finish mine today. This silly Toys R Us job is driving me insane. Nothing like the holidays to make everyone crabby. And for some reason people think stores should carry an unlimited supply of everything. Hello people!? Its Christmas! Shit is going to be sold out! Things that are on sale are going to be all gone nearly as soon as the store opens! DUH! Lol, this was going to start out as a friendly little note. But as usual it turned into a rant. I'm famous for my little tangents. But I hope everyone is doing alright. If I haven't bought you a christmas tree yet let me know! I'm trying to buy everyone one!

In 2006 I...
In this year... In 2006 I . . . [ ] stayed single [x] got kissed [x] kissed someone new [x] made out in a car [] kissed in the rain [x] fell in love [x] fell out of love [x] had my heart broken [x] broke someone else's heart [] had a stalker [x] had a good relationship with someone [x] lost a friend [x] questioned my sexual orientation [ ] came out of my closet [ ] got pregnant [ ] had an abortion [ ] got married [ ] had a divorce [x] met someone that I will never forget [x] did something I regret [] lost my true love [ ] lost faith in love [] kissed under a mistletoe [ ] got a promotion [ ] got a pay raise [] changed jobs [] lost my job [] quit my job [ ] dated my boss [] dated my boss's son/ daughter [ ] got fired from my job [x] did something I was proud of [x] discovered a new talent [x] proved myself an idiot [x] was involved in something that I will never forget [x] painted a picture [x] wrote a poem [ ] ran a mile 2000 times [x] listene

Jennie And My Bday!
Ok so i already posted 3 blogs sayin it was my bday or ALMOST my bday.. So YAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY..Jennie is on her way Over!! Yay!! I havent hung out with her in sooo long!..We are gunna go shopping then go to the bar tonight I

Will Wonders Never Cease...
ONCE I THINK I HAVE EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT, THEN I HAVE TO EDIT A LINK PHOTO FOR PHOTBUCKET TO ALLOW IT. LOL OH WELL... MOST PICS CAN NOW BE VOTED ON BY ANYONE. IF THE PIC IS NSFW AND THE LINK DOES NOT SEEM TO WORK, THEN ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND TRY AGAIN. HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL AND I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS LOOKS AS BRIGHT AS THIS: Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment b

Poem For My Dad #6
he is still here Just because you can not see him Know that hes still here When you cry and say that you miss him Know that hes still here When you wish that he could be there to see that happy moment Know that he's still here When you sit up at night and think what it would be like if he had not died Know that he's still here When you just don't understand why he had to leave Know that he's still here When you don't want to think of him because you know that you will cry Know that he's still here he will always be here to watch over us Know that he's still here Dad...so many images come to mind whenever I speak your name; It seems without you in my life things have never been the same. What happened to those lazy days when I was just a child; When my life was consumed in you in your love, and in your smile. What happened to all those times when I always looked to you; No matter what happened in my life you

&&some More
Fell asleep last night with tears in her eyes. It may take her some time to grasp the meaning of good-bye. She won't forget him, but she'll try. Nobody understands how much I miss you, miss how we used to talk, and miss all the things we used to do. I try not to admit to myself that I still feel this way. Nobody knows that I still wake up thinking of you each day, but I do. I just got so hurt- so really hurt... and sometimes when that happens.. something inside.. just shuts off. Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you can never have them... when the moment you can't feel them under your fingertips you miss them? Have you ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish them, words shrink things that seemed timeless wh

Poem For My Dad #5
So, now today is Father's Day, and I miss you more than ever. How I wish that I could visit you, and we could spend some time together. I guess God knew what He was doing when He took my daddy away. I just wish that I could talk to you, especially on Father's Day. I always took for granted, what I thought I'd never lose. Because I never thought it would happen, until I heard the dreaded news.

Poem For My Dad#4
know it's been over fifteen years, But I still have trouble letting go. Your death was all so sudden, I should get over it, I know. But I still love talking to you like I would if you were here. Because I'm still your little girl. I just wish that you could hear. All the conversations that I whisper in the wind. And read all my childhood letters that I tried so hard to send. I wish you could smell the flowers that we put upon your grave. And see all the many pictures we put in a box and saved. I wish you could talk right back to me and tell me what to do. I try to keep my feelings inside, but is that what you would do?

Poem For My Dad #3
Daddy, Daddy, Why did you go? How could you do this to me, you left me alone? The day you told me the bad news, I did not know how to react. I was scared and frightened, did not know what to do. Now I knew that some day you would be gone, But it didn't hit me 'till that very night. It is like my world is gone. It is like my heart is broken into pieces, It's like my life ended, the day you left me. Daddy, Daddy, when I visit your grave, I can't bear my eyes. Just picturing you lying there so peacefully. You are my guardian angel, Why did God take you? Did he need you more that I? I need you here, but I know that can't happen, But some day in the future we will reunite. Daddy, Daddy I remember the last time you told me you loved me, I did not care. I thought we would be together, until the end. I now realize all those special moments. You left me alone, with people to take care of. Did you realize I

I Love You, Never Fxckin Question That
if only the good things in life lasted longer. if only we didn't have to say goodbye. somewhere deep within your heart there's someone that you're dying to forget but also living to remember. why don't guys stop and think, "hey, maybe all of those love quotes she has do mean something." i want a boy who will stop asking me why I’m so confusing & try to figure me out himself. I keep wondering if you still want me, if you still miss me, but im too scared to ask, scared of the answer, scared its not what i want to hear. I love you. That's my secret. No hearts. No pretty drawings. No poems or cryptic messages. I love you. You can't see her tears with those flashing lights. The music blasting so loud. She gets lost in the crowd. You know you should go after her, but you have never done the right thing.

Poem For My Dad #2
know I have to let you go. How I will I do not know. I know that it's your time to die. What I don't know is how to say goodbye. I'll miss you so much I don't know what to do. I guess I'll just end this poem with a goodbye and an I love you.

Poem For My Dad #1
I THOUGHT OF YOU WITH LOVE TODAY BUT THAT'S NOTHING NEW. I THOUGHT OF YOU YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT TOO. I OFTEN SPEAK OF YOUR NAME. NOW ALL I HAVE ARE THE MEMORIES AND A PICTURE IN A FRAME. YOUR MEMORY IS MY KEEPSAKE WITH WHICH I'LL NEVER PART. GOD HAS YOU IN HIS KEEPING AND I HAVE YOU IN MY HEART.

Will You Still Hold Me When You've Seen What I've Done?
Your bed swallows you whole as the days bleed together, torment on the lips Of a loved one, and if you try hard enough, You can almost taste her, feel her pass and Scream, OH GOD WHY ME You would rather bleed than be without her Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears Replaced with lackluster memories you cry, your screams play in your empty room It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong

A Talk At Dinner.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many >> kinds of boobies are there? >> >> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of >> breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and >> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but >> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." >> >> "Onions?" >> >> "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." >> >> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how >> many kinds of 'willies' are there?" >> >> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes >> through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, >> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible >> but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." >> >> "A Christmas tree?" >> >> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!

2006
In this year... In 2006 I . . . [ ] stayed single [x] got kissed [x] kissed someone new [x] made out in a car [x] kissed in the rain [x] fell in love [ ] fell out of love [ ] had my heart broken [x] broke someone else's heart [x] had a stalker [x] had a good relationship with someone [ ] lost a friend [ ] questioned my sexual orientation [ ] came out of my closet [ ] got pregnant [ ] had an abortion [ ] got married [ ] had a divorce [x] met someone that I will never forget [ ] did something I regret [ ] lost my true love [ ] lost faith in love [x] kissed under a mistletoe [ ] got a promotion [ ] got a pay raise [x] changed jobs [x] lost my job [x] quit my job [ ] dated my boss [x] dated my boss's son/ daughter [ ] got fired from my job [x] did something I was proud of [x] discovered a new talent [ ] proved myself an idiot [x] was involved in something that I will never forget [x] painted a picture [x] wrote a poem [ ] ran a mile 2000 times [x]

Santa And An Adventure With Grandma
Santa and an Adventure With Grandma I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted. "Ridiculous! Don't beli eve it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked

Lipzzzzzzzz
I am holding a Best Lips On Cherry contest... I will be accepting 25 pics to be voted on... Please rip and send pictures to me before Sunday December 19. Contest Starts Monday December 18 @ 12:00 Pm CST and ends Monday December 25 @ 12:00 PM CST. Please rip photos and get them to me ASAP.. Lets make this work guys!!!!!! Prizes will be determined at a later time..... please message me with the link to the girls page with the pictre if that is easier for u... cant wait to see how this turns out!! cmon boys get those girl here !!!

Shaking
i'm searching for a change of pace trying to pull away all these names tell you how it all works out i'm terrible on the phone it's better when it's us all alone tell you how it all works out you're not the only one and i'm not your only fun i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it drowns us out, oh i'm scattered when the morning comes shattered over what i've just down tell me if it all works out you're not the only one and i'm not your only fun oh, i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it drowns us out oh, i like the way you breathe when we're moving forward and back and forth with no feeling i turn the music up so it drowns us out oh, oh, oh i'm searching for a change of pace searching for a change i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it

Making Pancakes
Making Pancakes Six-year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor. He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten. Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated. He wanted this to be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very b ad . He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or on the stove and he didn't know how the stove worked! Suddenly he saw his kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, knocking the egg carton to the floor. Frantically he tried to clean up this monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white and sticky. And just then he saw Dad stand

Poetry And Song
Wherein Conspiracy and Impulse Dwell The gardens swim with fervent life tonight Dancing with the statues in the pale moonlight Crowned with leaves, I stand With cold immortal hands Evolution has been recalled Chaos in the thick, clinging dust Temptation with criminal lust I am the pleasure that cums with pain Tiny red miracles falling like rain Crawl in awful strength to me Down deep is the promiscuous fire Yearning, keeping me captive of desire Came much more than my soul could endure And I hunger for past overtures Then this debauched seductress took you Surrender to splendor of my sharpened caress And tear away thy funeral dress Thy aching sex a rose undone As the tears and spasms wrung

What Type Are You?
I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena! You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it. "Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Which Sport Car Am I
I'm a Porsche 911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

A Tear A Day
The day you said goodbye I could do nothing but agree In my heart it was love For you that has yet to be seen I gave you the world And so much more But it wasnt good enough But i promise it was you i adored If i could go back in time I wouldnt change a thing Because you taught me to Love, Hate, and best of all You taught me how to love me. I learned to love, hate, but Ive yet to forgive. That's one thing ill never do as long as I live. I thought it was special Everything about you at least to me But that proved to be my greatest defeat As I lay alone in the middle of night All I think about is when, where and why? When did you stop loving me? Where did it start happening? And why did you leave? Questions unanswered Are lessons unlearned But a tear a day Took my pain away For you taught me to love, hate, but never to forgive. But ive learned now After all the Pain and Tears That in the end its all ok And that a tear a day took all the

Omfg Theres Two Of Them.
please show some love ....i always return the fave *wink* and no adding anyone is requiered.....heres the direct link.. THIS ONE YA HAVE TO ADD BLUEDEMON TO FRIENDS hey all please show some love in this contest......i can't give direct link cause well nsfw pic......comment bomb and rate i always do return the fave......luvs ya allllllllllllll here is the link ya have to use to view if interested in checkin it out and tappin some love on my azz....ohhhh and u will have to add the guy as a friend to view please do and don't hesitate...ty all here is bluedemons link to add him b4 u comment *wink* blue demon(BOOTY HUNTER FOR A CONTEST)@ CherryTAP and here is my link for the pic http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=171588&albumid=149247&i=142360278

Hahahaha
Life is all about BUTTS you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one ...... That's right, you've been " elfed " . Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!

I Just Want Yall To Know...
i don't know why girls always go for the asshole instead of the good guy. they hook up with the asshole then come cry'n to the good guy sometime later. i am just sick of being overlooked for someone that has no respect for women or these guys who are just want'n to get laid... it is BULLSHIT. well i think this rant has gone on long enough...

Men Hurt Too
Men Hurt Too He sat alone in darkness, hid from the outside. He wept within the nighttime, hid from prying eyes. He whispered over and over, to which came no reply. While still another teardrop feel down from his eye. On the concrete he beat his fists, blood ran down his face. Screaming in the endless darkness, screaming out to space. A picture of her stared back, dressed out all in lace. A smile to charm the angels, a smile of charm and grace. There a gun beside him, shining in the night. Half tucked beneath his jacket, almost out of sight. He thrust his fists into the air, screaming it wasn't right. To love someone oh so much while in his pain she delight. He fell back to the hard floor, his face in disarray. He never told her what he saw, he couldn't find way. Of how he came to see her early, and saw them where they lay. Broke and batter weeping, feeling so much less a man. He picked up the gun and screamed her name, cokced the gun KABLAM. Devl

Mothers Only
If ur a mother in ur 40's or higher this Question is 4 u i have a mom that has been emotionally abusive since i was 5yrs and she still is what would u suggest cause i am really tring to put a distance between me and her

Ok!
So not only are the two of these people, EXTREMELY HOT, but they're two of my best friends. So I'm asking you very nicely to please get off your tushes, and vote for them in the cutest couple contest! Just click the picture - and comment as many times as you can!

Save The Wolves Foundation
Of all the animal spirits, the wolf is probably the most misunderstood, feared and hated. Tales of evil and terror regarding them have been around for centuries, and yet there has never been any documented or confirmed attacks or killings of a human by a healthy wolf. They have been hunted, trapped and brutally killed to the point of extinction for many breeds and others are highly endangered at this point in time. Many say the howl of the wolf is eerie, lonely, terrifying, etc... I find the howl a beautiful song of joy and communication between these animals. Each howl contains a message to a mate or the pack. Sometimes it is, simply, a song of joy and celebration of spirit. Contrary to many beliefs, the wolf is a friendly, social, loyal and highly intelligent animal. They are very "family oriented" and live within certain rules and rituals. If you relate strongly to the "Spirit of the Wolf" you are very loyal -- to family, friends, principles and ideals.

Genuine People!!
ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A SHORT TIME.I have witnessed some real ignorant shitbags on here and to you I say GET A LIFE. There are people on here that use this as an escape or just a way to have a little fun and meet people online. So for all you righteous folks who like to slam and repremand young woman who are expressing themselves and are confident with there bodies. Leave them alone and look in the mirror. Cause nobody is perfect and by spreading hate you just add to societys pile of shit. Be nice and love people. Smiles are free. Evilnix

The Teacher Movie
Every day without even realizing it, we can make an impact on those around us just by our actions or even by our inability to act. this video is pretty long, but take the time to see it through to the end. It is worth a watch. it is a very good example of how our actions influence others. www.teachermovie.com

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Sorry For The Mistake...
this is me... im sorry if you thought i was TILA. im a fan ,i got her pics and songs and uploaded the wrong picture while creating my profile. so please dont leave me hate comments like some assshole jerk that thought wrong about me.im a nice person and im only human and everyone makes mistakes. so if you still want me as a friend let me know and if not i understand but i just wanted to let you all know that it was a mistake on my side.

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Lovers Requiem
Tell me of your dreaming while screaming with desire. Press your heat against me, and I shall give you fire. Whisper in the darkness, as I turn down all the lights. Tremble in my embrace and i'll whisper it's alright. Burn for me in majesty, strip slowly for me thy mask. Let's keep tonight just for us, let's just make it last. Thorns against your backside, pulls you closer still. While lips laced with passion, melt your gentle will. Pour yourself upon me, let your rivers rise and flood. Take your nails down me, draw a little blood. Keep me ere beside you, tuck me so safe away. Keep me for thy dreaming eyes, take me where you lay. Worship me to know me, my hommage too I will pay. And drink in the sound of pleasure as in the dark we play. One last thing before dreaming, before your eyes can close. Heaven burns in my eyes, but in me passion flows. Devl

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George Carlin's New Rules For 2007
New Rule No 1=: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of The football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule No 2=: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule No 3=: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule No 4=: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If y ou're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule No 5: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your

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High On Hapy Pills
So....The retail busyness is starting and I can only HOPE to kick everyones ass at the sales competition. So far I havent even REALLY tried and I've kicked ass the first 2 weeks. This week Steve and I are head to head and today determines who will win! Wish me luck!! If I do win...I get a 27 inch samsung HDTV lcd tv. Sure, its not huge but its better than what I have. Everone send some luck my way please! I could definately use it! Here are my up and coming plans. Tonight I am going over to the Borat Boyz (Ben & STeve from work)'s place to take their Christmas picture. If they ACTUALLY do it...You are soo going to see it. I can't wait! Sunday Andy is coming home for a bit. I havent seen him since Weds. He is in the city taking his exams and final scenarios for the polic academy. I will see him for a bit at his family xmas party on Sunday, but then he goes back to the city till Thurs. I am going to pick my puppy up at the airport on Monday. I am so excited I could scream. Its

Sick Of Fairy Emails?
Ok BE HONEST...how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones *I love you so here's a too cutesy angel and some mushy poem to prove it...* ~~ BLEH!! Like the cute wasn't bad enough, THEN they FORCE you by threatening bad luck if you don't send it on to others and back to them to prove you read the email! A vicious circle! Here's my version: YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED BY THE GOOD LUCK ANGEL! HE'S GOOD LUCK BECAUSE HE PROBABLY MADE YOU SMILE. I KNOW I SMILED. WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED TRYING TO SEE UP HIS LOINCLOTH......AND YOU JUST LOOKED AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? WHY NOT SEND THIS ON TO SOME OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO MAKE THEM SMILE, TOO? DON'T SEND IT BACK TO ME. I JUST GOT ALL THE DROOL OUT OF MY KEYBOARD

Winter Shades So Pale
Passions ran like ink drops, each it's turn to stain. My soul like broken shatters, a window without it's pane. Winters chill comes pouring, in through this gaping hole. And darkness replaces candles, Whom among you stole? I too once was innocent, I once too had grace. I once wore the sunshine bright, shining in my face. But shades of winter came creeping, cruelties long endured. And though I still smile sometimes, I seek no hope for cure. I've hid to long from daylight, stead tucked and borded away. While twilight became my lover, and I promised her i'd stay. I'm sorry if you missed it, the person whom I used to be. But while you miss what you don't know, imagine how he's missed by me. Do not think me bitter, youll find I seldom cried. I wilted with the flowers, beneath the winters cold sky. Devl

Gynaecologist Must Pay Child Support
A German doctor has been ordered to pay child support to a patient who got pregnant with a contraceptive implant. The precedent-setting ruling by Germany's Federal Court gives both parents, who are not married, the right to receive child support from the doctor until their son reaches adulthood. The unnamed gynaecologist from Suedbaden inserted a contraceptive implant into the arm of the woman in 2002. But the woman later found she was pregnant after it was too late for an abortion. The woman, 25, also unnamed for legal reasons, took the gynaecologist to court, claiming she was unable to continue her work as a kindergarten teacher and could not support herself and the child. Germany's highest court has now demanded the gynaecologist pay the equivalent of around £400 a month until the child turns 18. Justice Gerda Mueller of the Federal Court refused to take into consideration the fact that the woman has had a second child since she filed the original complaint. Justic

Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls... Their arms, legs and heads, I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and Robots...they think - I'm IBM! . Flying through the air

Thank You To All That Wished Me Well
I just wanted to say Thank you to all the people that sent me get well wishes. To be told you have to have blood is not the most comforting feeling in the world and then to be in a hospital room where you can’t move and to have people take care of you and you have no control over your body functions because you are so doped up is downright embarrassing. My blood level only went up to 10 from 8. So I have to take iron pills twice a day for two weeks and then I have to go back for another checkup to see if I my levels are going up or if I need to be admitted again. So thanks again to all that wished me well and know that I love each and every one of you.

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The Queen Bitch
I've changed a lot in the last year. It used to be I wouldn't say shit if I had a mouthful of it. Now I can't seem to hold my tongue. For example: I went out with a friend of mine. We were at a dance club, and these two younger guys invite themselves to sit at our table. One is trying to impress us with outrageous stories. All I can do is roll my eyes. Finally he says, "You ladies look like you're looking for love." That's when I couldn't restrain the Queen Bitch any longer. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Number one, I never claimed to be a lady. Number two, don't be projecting onto me what you're here for. And number three, You've obviously mistaken lust for love." He was either too drunk, or too stupid to get it. So he says, "So what are you here for then?" I look at him and explain in a tone of voice you reserve for just such tedious people and say, "I'm here to watch the rest of you desperate people trying to get laid." Another example happened the ot

I Remember
remember my love from the darkness a light a heat within from the top of a mountain do you remember when just a smile from you is where it began from the dark shadows you took me you took me in sunny days my love you remember when our first kiss it was the day my love remember when you beg me to stay my love we cried the day didnt end remember when getting caught in the rain your smile was all i needed gone the days nights alone your love was all i needed

Hey Everyone!!!
OK today is the day I am leaving NM to be on my way to TX and I am excited but not looking forward to the drive all the same. I can't wait to get there. I talked to my sis yester day for the first time in a few months. (we have that sister thing going on and we end up not talking for a couple of months and then everything is OK) LOL but any way she is living about a 2 hrs from where I am going to be. so that is cool. But any way I haope that you all have a great weekend and I will talk to you all soon! *MUAHZ*

What Am I Looking For
what am i looking for legs wrap around each others the rising sun the heat within her eyes to stare into What am i looking for a walk in the woods the cool nite air a moment to share What am i looking for a minute miss that one kiss a scent a taste a embrace What am i looking for foot prints in the sand faces in the clouds your loving arms What am i really looking for is you

Dreams
I'm trying to sort out the dreams I had last night. The overall setting matched the theme of this week: a career change. Dominant images include being a member of the Mob, and flying a Cessna around Alberta. I think the Mob was a part-time job. I was strutting around in a tux, presumably with a gun in my pocket. I cringed when one of the other members screwed up on a job, and instead of shooting him, the don kicked him hard in the balls. There was other Mob-related images, but they're fading already. As for being a pilot, I remember I had a long list of stops to make (carrying cargo, I think), and all was going well. I was trying to take off from Calgary (?) to cheers of the flight crew shouting "You the man!", but couldn't because a hanger was being built directly over the runway for some reason (perhaps it was actually a Wal~Mart). I was taxiing back and forth in frustration, roaring down the runway in an attempt to gain the proper airspeed, and had to hit the brakes because a guy on

Me And Y'all Need To Get Somethin' Straight So Read!
This ain't necessarily supposed to sound real mean or anything like that, so don't take it too personal, but there's something we need to reach an understanding on. I'm here simply for friends, and right now there's only one person on my entire Friends list that I actually *know*. So to everyone else, if you wanna be CherryTap pen pals or something, that ain't a real problem, but know that I ain't gonna tell too much personal stuff on here, at least not for a long time. I don't do that. All the fellas out there, if you wanna holla at me cuz you think I'm cute or something, that's okay too, but don't expect it to go much further than that. I ain't the promiscuous type, I don't do the online hookups and all that, I don't online date, I don't meet up with peeps I met online, or any of that. I don't have any nude pics up here, and ain't takin' any or postin' any, cuz they ain't what you expectin' anyway. So if you just wanna get some, let it go, cuz it ain't happenin'. I don't get t

This Is About Me
Name: alexcia aka the BIG CHI Birthdate: april 29,1984 Birthplace: elmhurst the shit hole Current Location: astoria, queens Eye Color: brown Hair Color: i cant remember god dalm hair dye (J/K brown) Height: 5'1 some say 5' but to me every inch counts ;-) Weight: wtf 50000000 pounds j/k under 200 :) Piercings: yes thats all you have to know Tatoos: yes Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no Overused Phraze: wtf FAVORITES Food: meat i hate greens! Candy: oh yes thats why i have so many cavitys :) Number: 5 Color: blue Animal: dog Drink: alcohol Alcohol Drink: see above Bagel: with everything on it Letter: f & u Body Part on Opposite sex: do you realy want me to answer that? ;-) This or That Pepsi or Coke: pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing: white castle Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberrys Hot tea or Ice tea: both Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla i hate chocolate Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee Kiss or Hug: both Dog or Cat: dog Rap o

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Poem 14
Family Poem My Grandpa © By Stephen When my sister, Wendy and I were younger, Grandpa was who we fought over. By us, he would get tickled, as we all laughed and giggled. I even tried to scare him by shouting, BOO! I'd ask him, Grandpa, how old are you? 100 years old. he'd smile and say. He would take us out to restaurants and buffets. There was desserts galore and even though we were full, we'd ask for more. He took us to the movies, and let us pick our goodies. After the movies, we would go to the store, having our arms full when we'd walk out the door. Although he's no longer here, in my heart, I love him dear.

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Taste © By Stephen So there are certain songs I can't listen to, Because they tend to remind me of you. I can't walk anywhere near your house, Because I might see you around. I try, to forget your lies. When you decided to leave, you pulled apart my life. And I found out my heart was sewn to yours. When you pulled away, from your arms I was torn. Now some other girl can call the chest where I rested my head home. And she can tell her friends she is yours. But when we meet again we will nullify each other’s feelings. And devoid past memories of ever loving at all. Those blue eyes pierce my heart. Over, and over again. You kiss me in my dreams, but there is no feeling Just pain. Pain in my soul. Pain smeared on my lips. Pain all over your skin, Pain when I breathe and in my writing. Because you were the one person I wanted to be with. I hope he treats you like a Queen, the way I did. Any guy you choose to love, will only see you taste of me.

Who Is To Blame?
People want to blame TV, music and video games for the problems with our youth today. Those things are controllable, and in my opinion, can actually be used as a learning tool. In and of themselves, they are not the problem. People just want to point a finger so they don't have to face the guilt of not being their for their children. Yes, left to themselves with these kinds of media can affect a child, but that does not mean it is the fault of TV, music and video games. It's the parents that are allowing their children to spend countless hours absorbing this material without any guidance. Almost every parent I know who has a child over the age of 7 has allowed their children to have a TV, VCR and video game console in the child's room. When you allow 24/7 access to these things without any guidance or control, of course it's going to have an impact on a child. When you put these things in your child's room, you are affectively encouraging your child to spend even more time away

Loveless
And so we're here again I try to speak Beg forgiveness This fall from grave is in my hands I'll stay away You're so forgiving I'm so wrong Stinging tears Burn resentment All I have Is in your possession And my heart does not Bleed for anyone but my own Am I loveless?

Daughters Down
I feel helpless, stare in disbelief How can you still sleep at night? Hold her with just one look, Just one foot she's innocent Put your hands around my neck Stripping me of all my dignity Vendetta black against her Your bloody mouth against her Raped of everything she owned It's so lonely at the bottom Putting pieces of a puzzle Back together we've forgotten Throw your daughters down Hold your daughters down Seeing beauty turn to waste Let your ego be the death of me Hand held tight behind my back Stealing all that's precious to me Would you do this to your own? Breaking, lying to my face I can see you're still the same Killed before and kill again I WILL FIGHT UNTIL THE DEATH

Are There Real Men Out There?
I am so tired of finding men who are not men at all they are boys.They love to spit the I Love You word around like it is nothing.I want a man who understand what a woman needs and wants and you don't have to tell him.I need him to treat me like a queen.Like i am the only woman he wants for the rest of his life.Someone romantic and shows they love you every min of the day not just say it.Someone who is good in the bed and that with every touch i melt because he puts his heart into it.A man that will love my 2 kids like his own.Someone who has your back allways.He doesn't take you for granted.A man who wants something out of life allways looking for better.A man with god in his heart.He doesn't have to go to church because i don't.But I know who he is and I love him with all my heart.A man that will say baby you are sexy even when i look my worst and mean it.He will send me flowers just because take me romantic places.He will take care of me and my girls.Not that i can't stand on my own

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Love Poem What I See © By Stephen As the snow falls onto the ground and changes the scenery from green to white, I think of the way you've changed my life. You've taken a nice spirit and made it elaborate and bright. A brightness that everyone can see from miles away. There is a permanent smile etched on my face, that when I think of you it gets bigger and broader. These eyes which have seen so much, now see happiness and love in everything. A heart that beats a regular thump of life now skips to the rhythm of my new step. Every breath I take is filled with the anticipation of seeing you again. So many thoughts race through my mind. Thoughts of my past, present and future with you. Your touch echoes on my skin, through my body and in my mind. You have turned my life upside down and right side up again. You've taken ho-hum days and made them new again. You've managed to step inside my soul, kiss it and enhance it to the tenth degree. As I look out the window, what do I see? I see t

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Poem 11
Love Poem The Rose © By Stephen Beauty in many ways, Kindly many days. A representation of love, That is sent from above. Shimmering red rays, Sparkling raindrops laze, Showering feelings of love, Broken off with a gentle shove. Alone on the ground, In the dirt and drowned. Will its beauty ever shine? Will there be more smiles of mine? Its return is bound, Again love is found. Ever-growing like a vine Attracting glow in its time.

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I thought that I would share a very funny conversation with ya'll that I had with a friend of mine last night.. She called and was telling me about another one of our friends..Who is a widower who recently got remarried..But anyway he's close to 80 years old.. Well anyway he called my friends husband and asked if he new where to get some viagra..Well my friends husband told him to go to the doctor.. So anyway when my friends husband couldn't help him ,he asked my friend if she would go to Walmart,to see if she could buy something for him.. Now its really hard to shock this woman,but the man did it!! She told him to go look at Walmart himself..He just keeps on wanting her to go to Walmart,I really don't know what he thinks you can buy at Walmart,but I guess he figures that you can buy everything else at Walmart,so why not an erection? Now isn't that just like a man?

Poem 10
Love Poem Miles Apart © By Stephen I wish I could wipe your falling tears away, as you bravely smile through your pain... You see me suffer, then you break down and cry miles apart... In your dreams I softly kiss you, no one can see the pain, that we both feel inside miles apart... You whisper I love you and I whisper to the skies, I love you too When will this pain ever go away even though we are miles apart... To be by your side is a dream I can't deny But I will wish for it to come true. I miss you so badly my heart is breaking as we cry miles apart...

Poem 9
Forever © By Stephen I love you today and I will love you tomorrow Just some words To clear the sorrow That will never Leave my heart or yours From this day forward You are so special to me I love you With all my heart Always have And always will From family and friends That never end You will always be with me As I will always be with you Until we cross the gates of heaven There we will always be Together until the end

Poem 8
The Things I Love About You © By Stephen I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you

Poem 7
And Then There Was You © By Stephen So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightend, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for s

Poem 6
Daddy © By Stephen My dearest daddy 'I love you', I think of you each day. I feel your arms around me, that's how I get through my days. Your looking down upon me, to guide me on my way, but its very hard without you, each and every day. People always tell me, the grieving will subside. But how can it get better, without you by my side. No matter how hard they try, to help me with this pain, I am all consumed by thinking, It will never be the same. I know one day we'll meet, in the Heavens up above. It's the one thing that helps me, to never forget your love. My dearest Daddy, I love you, Your with me every day. I will keep this love within me, until that beautiful day...

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ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words

You Know My Name...
You know my name... the one that sits both in the back of your mind... and in your heart.. the name you think of when all is quiet or when all is hectic. You know my name... the one that pops up at the wrong time making you wonder "what if" You think of what was... and question what could be if only you weren't afraid but there I am in your thoughts.. You know my name... I make you smile and laugh and even shed a tear now and then You know my name... but do you even know me at all?? thought you know me more than anyone Who am I? What am I thinking now?? I'm the one name that you thought of as you read this. If I'm on your mind already... maybe it's because thats where I'm supposed to be... You know my name...

Wolves 3
Top Ten Questions About Red Wolves Why reintroduce red wolves (Canis rufus)? The essential reasons are to prevent extinction of the species and to restore the ecosystems in which red wolves once occurred. It is important to save all members of an ecosystem, including predators, if we intend to preserve the environment and be good stewards of the land. Predators maintain the balance and health of ecosystems by controlling over-populations of prey species and removing unhealthy animals. The Endangered Species Act of 1973 (Act) states that "endangered and threatened species are of esthetic, ecological, educational, historical, recreational, and scientific value to the Nation and its people" The Act requires recovery plans for endangered species. The recovery population goal in the Red Wolf Recovery Plan is 550 animals (at least three wild populations totaling 220, and 330 in captivity at 30 or more facilities). Lessons learned in the Red Wolf Recovery Program have served, and

Wolves 2
White Wolves Live far away from towns and therefore are rarely hunted The leaders of a wolf pack are called the Alpha-male and the Alpha-female Howling is a very important part of communicating with the community When they go for a major hunt, they keep in touch through howling Many wolves die either during winter or at the end of winter due to starvation -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Endangered Wolf Status Gray Wolves have now disappeared from all but very small areas in Minnesota Red Wolves are teetering on the brink of extinction in Louisiana and Texas, and have been placed on list of rare and endangered species

If I Knew
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming yo u would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "A

Poem 5
Passion of the ocean By Stephen Like the ocean so wide and powerful with its waves rolling in and crashing against The rocks With the same force as my admiration towards the woman I want to get to know I want to know and feel her strength, and feel the power of her touch, crashing against My soul I want to feel her passions her desires and the dreams she has Like the waters that go on Forever and ever I want to feel her tender touch caressing every inch of my body like the kiss of the sun over the ocean horizon, Faithfully each morning I want her to know that with each and ever word spoken is like a ripple that spreads throughout the deepest waters in My heart For the day is coming closer and the nights are getting longer in the desire To be near you I dream of that moment when the waters of the ocean and the rocks of the cliffs finally meet In a storm of passion, Her every touch will be like a soft caress to the rocks of the cliffs below With each encounter will be

Poem 4
Life Poem Closer To My Dream © By Stephen I am closer to my dream Close your eyes Imagine me To just hold out my hand, I can see it My dream is within my reach My dream is real, this I do believe Just a glimpse into the future, peeking through the light of a crystallized moon I am there, I am here I am a dream fulfilled I used to be afraid to dream I never believed that a dream could come true But, now I do It has happened to me I have begun my journey I am poetry and how sweet it is I am closer to my dream Close your eyes Imagine me My dream has become... a reality

Poem 3
Life Poem The Road I Have Traveled © By Stephen The road I have Traveled. Bridges I have crossed. I've gone the extra mile, I've come to many stops. I had a few road blocks, toward what I thought, could be the end. But had to be brought back a mile or two again. So when closure comes, I do know what it will mean. I'll finally have peace of mind, I'll be able to feel,think, and breathe I probably won't believe it. I'll think it is all a dream. And although the journey will have ended. I'll never forget What I've learned along the way, or how I learned to take it day by day.

Poem 2
Family Poem A Mother's Love © By Stephen A mother's love is special, In oh, so many ways. She's there to help and guide you, Throughout the coming days. She's sad when you are crying, She's happy when you laugh. She's one that you can count on, When no one else is left. A mother has a special way, Of easing all your pain. She's warmth and understanding, Her tenderness remains. Don't ever doubt your mother's love, There's always more to give. Return the love that's shared with all, Then she will always live.

Check Out My Stuff
got lots of friends, but not many of you seem to be checking out my stuff. look through my pics, if you like rate/comment up :-) I'm here to meet new people, and never sure who really wants to chat unless you lemme know ;-)

Poem
Romantic Poem wishing for love © By Stephen daydreaming of love wishing i had love love one day will come wake up with love on my mind holding my lover's hand long walks through the park kissing my lover without a thought only, if i have a lover to have by my side to hold and squeeze any day or night. i'm crying at night for love love that will last a life time love that makes my heart sing. i'm praying to god everynight to find love express love to show love unconditionally that agape love love is like a dream love put you in a daze love is joy love can put a smile on your face when you have nothing to smile about. one day love will come my way with out a thought.

Time Flys
Well I turned twenty eight on thursday and man where did the time go? I am close to the dreaded thirty mark.I never thought I would still be single at this point in my life,but then again most people find themselfs in this situation i guess nowadays.I most find that right lady for me before I turn thirty its just a dreadful thought to be alone at thirty.

Good Morning, Everyone!
Going shopping with my Mom and sister Carol in a bit! Not all day, thank the Goddess and God! Haven't visited with them in awhile so this will be nice! I'll be back online later, though. Have a great day, everyone!! Much love and blessings to All! Hugs to Everyone, too, lol!!!!

A Couple Down !!!!
Acouple friends have been deleated this morning. I have a few things to do today and will get back to it when I get home. Most of you that are staying know who you are. If It has been forever since we have talked or shared a comment or two ( BYE ) If you get deleated and have no clue why you shoulda read my blogs for the past week. I would rather have FRIENDS than friends. For those of you that are staying ---Thank you for being there. If you would like to stay on my friends list and haven't been told that you were staying you have till I get home later to change my mind.

You've Been Elfed
Life is all about BUTTS you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one ...... That's right, you've been " elfed " . Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!

The Military
i have the most respect for the people in the military.they do a job that could one day end their lives.still they go out and do it. also they give freedom to us all.this is why i salute you all.if anyone else out there,show them our love

Update
OK so I went to my doctor and my therapist yesterday and now Im on meds. The docotr told me that the meds he prescribed would also help give me energy since here lately I have none. I also seen Shawns car there. The people who know me over there were starting to panic. lol. They seen his car and was like omg, this is not good. lol. No I wasnt going to do anything stupid bc I dont feel like being locked up right now. I wanna make sure I have legal documentation stating that if anything happens to me either my Sissi Liz or Cassie would get my kids. Probably Cassie bc me and her have already been talking and I dont think it woiuld be fair to my Sissi to have 2 extra kids on her and Cassie was planning on being their second mommy neway. Long story. Well I am currently dating a semi-sweet guy. He is 20, I need an older guy. These young ones are getting on my nerves. lol. Neways I am currently running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to hurry up and get a job so I can go ahe

Comments
OK I NEED TO KNOW AND NOT DOING A MUM CUZ I ONLY GET A DAY I FIGURE U R THE ONES TO GET IT SO I ASK U...ME BEING A GUY..NO NOT A BABY SO HUSH NOW...BUT ANYHOW R MY COMMENTS TO GAY OR SISSY T BE SENDING OUT TO ALL U LOVELY LADIES???

Merry Christmas From My Heart To Yours
Somewhere across the winter world tonight You will be hearing chimes that fill the air; Christmas extends its all-enfolding light Across the distance...something we can share. You will be singing, just the same as I, These familiar songs we know so well, And you will see these same stars in your sky And wish upon that brightest one that fell. I shall remember you and trim my tree, One shining star upon the topmost bough; I will hang wreaths of faith that all may see -- Tonight I glimpse beyond the hear and now. And all the time that we must be apart I keep a candle in my heart.

Woman Received Dad's Body In Post
A Romanian woman was sent the body of her dead father in the post after a cemetery was sold to developers. Aurelia Cenusa, from Severin, says clergy in her father's hometown of Darvari, 300 miles away, told her the graveyard his body had been buried in was to be sold and his body exhumed. She said she thought the priest was joking when he told her to come and collect her father Rafaila Cojocaru's remains - or receive them in the post. Cenusa said: "I had entered a lottery a few weeks ago and when I got the large parcel I thought I had won something. "Instead I opened it up to find a banana crate containing the bones of my dead father. You could still even see bits of his funeral suit even though he died 16 years ago. "I told the priest to sell my father's grave and I expected the Church would bury him somewhere else. I had no idea he was being serious when he told me I would be getting the skeleton through the post if I didn't come. It's outrageous." She added that sh

Woman's Myspace Revenge
A woman got revenge on her cheating boyfriend by hijacking his MySpace page. Sam Deakin found out Matt East, 25, was having an affair with one woman and trying to date another 20. So she changed the welcome note on his page to say: "I'm a pathological liar. I cheat regularly." She then mimicked the Mastercard TV commercial, reports the Sun. She wrote: "Dinner in a posh restaurant...$100. Night in a top hotel...$200. Finding out your boyfriend is a lying scumbag and changing his MySpace page so everyone can see...PRICELESS." She changed his password so he couldn't hack in and alter what she had done. The site received more than 250,000 hits in five days with women slagging off Matt as a "total loser". Mum-of-two Sam, a website designer from Bournemouth, Dorset, said: "I wanted to show him up for who he is." Sam revealed he asked one girl: "You, me, handcuffs, whipped-cream. How about it?" The site has been closed by MySpace. Matt, of Bournemouth, said: "I a

Office Colour Changes Mood
Employees have revealed they get depressed when they work in an office that is painted blue. Yellow offices made staff feel happy, energised and more focused on their work. Employees said they felt angrier and more passionate if there was more red than any other colour, while black made them feel "tougher." The research by Konica Minolta also found that grey offices made workers feel "dull." A spokesman from the company said: "This study shows that it is not just Monday mornings, the rush hour or having to work late that can affect the office environment - colour has a huge impact."

The "please Dont Leave Me" Letter And The Response!
Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something.The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I

I Know What I Want For Christmas!
I THINK I HAVE ALL THIS FIGURED OUT. MOST PICS CAN NOW BE VOTED ON BY ANYONE. IF THE PIC IS NSFW AND THE LINK DOES NOT SEEM TO WORK, THEN ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND TRY AGAIN. HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL AND I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS LOOKS AS BRIGHT AS THIS: Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment bomb your favorite: Contest is from 9:30 am EST Friday, December 15, 2006 and will en

Back Grounds..
OK I HAVE THE SKINS RELOADED BUT STILL PLENTY OF WORK TO DO SO IF U HAD ONE OF MINE MESSAGE ME THREW THE PRIVATE MESSAGE SEND YUR PIC TO ME OR W/E AND I WILL GET IT BACK TO U...SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT I GUESS WAY TO MUCH USAGE.... THANKS JOHN

Sexy Test
SEXY TEST This is the "Sexy" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no I am.. [] hott [] decent [] sexy [] ugly [] cute [] beautiful I look like.. [] a player [] man whore/whore [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up [] cuddle [] have sex [] date Want my Number.. [] yes [] no On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 when r u gonna go out with me? [] today [] next week [] never [] when u ask me [] dream on [] when i ask u (as in the person taking the survey

Looking For Someone To Take Trip With
hey,looking for a gal or a real man to go to southern mo with me.i got something ive gotr to try and get but could use help from the right gal or comfort from a real man.im going in january.im taking my 4x so dont worry about any bike.

Thanx Renegadelvr
thanx renegadelvr for helping out on this site,now its time to pay u back,lol.anyway im 5 ft 105 lbs and i love bikes.a friend built me a sportster last year for my birthday and customized it.its really cool.pics comming very soon,me to,lol.anyway,im going to mo. this spring to rope him so watch out!he thinks getting me on here will help escape me,is he in for a suprise.im into sex of course and i go both ways or with both but im no slut so keep it cool if u writeme.who knows then!!!!i like guys who help others without expecting anything in return.that shows heart.dont want no pussy whipped boy either.i was taught by the best so dont fuck up and i may pass it on.hey gals,anyone happen to see renegadelvr tell him someone from cali is looking for him,lol.yea im stuck on him but that wont happen so im looking for someone as man as him but as gentle and caring.or a lady who lives on the wild side?no drugs,must be clean and ....well im spoiled,u got to keep up with me atleast,

I Fall Into Myself
I Fall Into Myself Sometimes, I fall into myself, get lost, surface twenty minutes later, gasping for air. Sometimes, I am wholly here, focused on the matter at hand, aware of all that surrounds me. Sometimes, I give myself away. This, too, is a way of losing myself: glassy-eyed and only half-aware at best, too drunk to remember but not drunk enough to forget, I throw peanuts and start fights, wreck cars and moments, always hating the fool inside me who surfaces with a vengeance when I look to lose control. Sometimes, I am clear-headed and almost even smart. I think before I act, weigh risks versus rewards, consider the consequences of my actions. This is when I seem to act intelligently. This is when I’ve almost got my shit together. Sometimes, I forget all this – the real world and its responsibilities, this construct we call society and the world at large. This is when I dive

To My Warrior Who Has Fallen.
Memories of her course as a tear flows down my cheek. Her small frame stuffed with strong will, flowing heart, sharp mind, encouraging words, heroic tales, and commanding presence. All qualities that will be burned in my mind. Each day I wake to follow her examples left. Completing every day I try carrying on her lagacy. I can only hope she looks upon me with proud eyes. As I walk the earth may her spirit live on through me. I love you Great Grandma and you have not been forgotten. Dedicated to: Inger Elizabeth Irvine 1901-1994

The Simple Difference
THE SIMPLE DIFFERENCE Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip fame, once imparted some timeless wisdom: "If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night," he observed, "I'll bet they'd live a lot differently." I believe he's right. Year by bewildering year, our world grows more complex. We crave peace within our souls. We long for simplicity in lives that too easily become inexplicably tangled in complicated webs. David enjoyed the simple things of life. He sometimes took jobs at dude ranches, national parks and seasonal resorts. His brother, however, wanted to entice him to get a "real" job and live in a world surrounded by things that only money can buy. David's brother often sent him photos of himself enjoying the so-called "good life." He labeled his snapshots "My new sound system" or "My new car." But the photos stopped arriving after David responded with a picture of his own. He sent his brother a large poster with a breathtaking view of

Hey First Entry
Hey people i going to try blog out every few days or so see what happpens Anyhow my name is Justin i am 30 live in Melbourne Australia i have a daughter Lily she is 6 she lives with me :-) which is cool. Yeah so its saturday night and i'm chilling my first quiet weekend in a month damn sucks being lonely sometimes i reckon ......... a few months ago i was cool with being lonely i was comfortable with it but now fuck it i sick of it i feel i need someone in my life to share smiles and memories with .... i could have someone right now but they a long long way away but good things come to those who wait as they say :-) what would i do without music it sorta takes away the melancholy of the quiet evening anyhow Peace Be The Journey talk again soon Justin and for my special girl Mwah for you xoxoxo

Sick
My little 2 year old is sick at the moment :( She has got a really bad cough and was sick this morning :( She has got a temp as well so going to call doctor and get him out to see her. I hate it when my kids are ill :(

Ghost Hunting With Girls Aloud
Hello myspace friends! This really is Something Kinda Oooooh! These are the video clips of Girls Aloud, Ghost Hunting with Yvette Fielding and they were passed onto me by none other than the lovely, gorgeous Cheryl Cole herself! Just click the links and you'll see the whole brilliant show. It's TV Gold: - Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 1 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 2 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 3 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 4 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 5 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 6 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 7 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 8 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 9 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud - Part 10 Andrew xXx

Pink
Pink it´s my new obsession Pink it´s not even a question Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause Pink is the love you discover Pink as the bing on your cherry Pink ´cause you are so very Pink it´s the color of passion `Cause today it just goes with the fashion Pink it was love at first sight, yea Pink when I turn out the light, and Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight You could be my flamingo ´Coz pink is the new kinda lingo Pink like a deco umbrella It´s kink - but you don´t ever tell her Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight I want to be your lover I wanna wrap you in rubber As pink as the sheets that we lay on Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light Pink it´s like red but not quite And I think everything i

Cherry Blasts
First of all I am not what ya call "Politcally Correct" and really dont give a f*ck... Scuse my language butt I think liberalism is destroying this nation - and pussifying men is part of it.... Anyway - am I the only person who almost jumps away from the computer on some of the Cherry Blast photos??? :)

Almost Got My Wish!
Well I almost got my wish. The pain went away and I thought things were all better! Sitting tonite watching a movie the pain came back. The only thing I did was go x-mas shopping for my sweetheart. Shh she doesnt know! She thinks I already got her stuff hehe :) Guess I should not have done that. I cant lay in bed all the time. I have bills to pay. I was going monday to see the doc and get cleared to return to work. Guess thats not going to happen. Well with all that said I think I will go kill myself now cause I really cant take this fucking pain anymore!!! OK not really. Nite all! Jim

Epiphany
Your words to me just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention Your words just disappear 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said So I speak to you in riddles because My words get in my way. I smoke the whole thing to my head and feel it wash away 'cause i can't take anymore of this, I want to come apart. or dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said I am nothing more than a little boy inside That cries out for attention yet I always try to hide 'Cause I talk to you like children, Though I don't know how I feel But I know I'll do the right thing If the right thing is revealed 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said

Control
I love the way you look at me I feel the pain you place inside Lock me up inside ya dirty cage While I’m alone inside my mind I like to teach you all the rules I’d get to see them set in stone I like it when you chain me to the bed There ya secrets never shone [chorus] I need to feel you You need to feel me I can’t control you You’re not the one for me, no I can’t control you You can’t control me I need to feel you So why’s it involve I love the way you rape my skin I feel the hate you place inside I need to get your voice out of my head Cause I’m the guy you’ll never find I’m faking all of the rules There’s no expressions on your face I’m hoping some day you will let me go Release me from my dirty cage [chorus] I need to feel you You need to feel me I can’t control you You’re not the one for me, no I can’t control you You can’t control me I need to feel you So why’s it involve...you and me.. [repeat 4x] I love the way you look at me

Tonight Im Thinking About Girls..
many of the girls i talk to on here i love to death - they make me laugh - they make me hard =) and theyre wonderful people... if you are one of those - you probably already know that. but then there are many others .. that are just plain cunts. not because they dont want me.. fuck if that has a damn thing to do with it.. more like they go out of their way to be rude like miss 'ive got 500+ fans.. but havent fanned anyone.' just because they think that makes them look cool.. it doesnt. i mean are you telling me that out of all the people here - you dont like a single one of them.. guy or girl.. enough to fan them? then wtf are you doing here? or miss 'everyone should rate me comment bomb me tell me im gods gift to mankind.. but im not going to do any of it back.' geez.. there are times that i dont fan someone.. or dont rate their page - but some girls just plain dont do it at fucking all.. and that is sad. what has society taught women? they dont have to do anything but sit a

Self
myself is of many,i say this because it true.havent you ever felt like youve been here before, but its no more.as i look on different sites and i could judge,but i dont. not because i agree with evert thing i see or here. but because its life. and this is the matrix and its a wicked world .and everyone trys to escape real life. what is real life? real life to me is a journey from death to life,not life to death.

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, J

A Touching Story
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to

Men And Thier Humor
It seems everywhere I go someone has some dumbass comment or I have to recieve messages from dudes online asking me why I look like a chick when I'm a male and that faggots like me make gurlz go gay. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Lol. Some people see and hear me in public. I'm OBVIOUSLY a male. I am tall, have broad shoulders, a VERY deep voice. Okay, so SOMETIMES I might wear a miniskirt and TONS of makeup and I MIGHT pass for a chick, lol, but some guys approach me THINKING I'm a female and I tell them "No, I'm not. Sorry sweety..." And some ACTUALLY get mad at me! What the fuck? Aaaand some just say 'So?', lol. I HAVE mistaken some men for women, and when that happens, I compliment them. They're doing what they love to do and OBVIOUSLY doing it right. Not that I'm asking for a complimtent, but seriously... It's the year 2006. Grow up. I can't go places dressed the way I do without hearing "You fucking homo" or "Go suck a dick faggot". It's hard. And even HARDER in NYC. And even HARDER in the

Poem
I crave The very thought of you Pressing against me Your hands touching and teasing I crave The sweet taste of you Warm and wet upon my lips Your flavor upon my tongue I crave The musky scent of you Sweeping through my head Filling my mind and body with lust I crave The rich sound of your voice Whispering softly in my ear Dirty little secrets I crave Once more And forever You

Using An Atm
How to use and ATM machine MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Wind up window 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine 2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine 3. Re-start stalled engine 4. Wind down the window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card 6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror 7. Attempt to insert card into machine 8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car 9. Insert card 10. Re-insert card the right way up 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN 13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror 16. Retrieve cas

Rules Men Wish Women Knew
Rules men wish women knew 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down. 3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way

Things Only Women Understand
Things only women understand 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!!!

Things Women Wont Say To Other Women
Things women won't say to another women That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim? Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I'll go introduce myself! His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I'm happy for them both. If he doesn't let me hold the remote, I get all moody. He earned more than I do, so I broke up with him. I'm sick of dating doctors and lawyers! Give me a good old-fashioned waiter with a heart of gold any day! We're redecorating the bedroom, and he keeps bugging me to help him with the color choices! He talks our relationship to death! It's making me crazy! Why I just realized -- my butt doesn't look fat in this -- my butt *is* fat!

Baby Quiz
The baby quiz Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it's the flu, you'll get better. Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: N

Miss My Horse
i had to put down one of my horses today, and of course i balled like a baby. i felt like i was putting down a part of my family. i hope that the last horse i own (a paint filly) will be ok. mmmmmmmmmm i miss him!!!!

What My Birth Month Says About Me
DECEMBER=BEAUTY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

Mens Advice
Men's advice to women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = TV Sports. 6. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 7. You have too many shoes. 8. Crying is blackmail. 9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 17. You can either ask u

What We Really Mean
I heard a noise - I noticed you were almost asleep You Want - You Want We Need - I Want It's your decision - The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want - You'll pay for this later We need to talk - I need to complain Sure...go ahead - I don't want you to You're certainly attentive tonight - Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! - I'm not having a period This kitchen is so inconvenient - I want a new house...and curtains and carpeting, furniture... Hang the picture there - No, I mean hang it there! Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive I'll be ready in a minute - Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. You have to learn to communicate - Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? - Too late, your a goner I'm sorry - You'll be sorry. No - Yes Maybe - No Do you like this recipe? - It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it I'm not yelling! - Yes I am yelling because I think this i

A Different Christmas Poem..
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some

Here To There
You ask me how we got from there to here, And you tell me you can't remember, And so I'll answer it for you, Though perhaps not the way you want me to. We got from here to there on the back of a unicorn racing through our dreams, We got from here to there when night's silence thundered between us, We got from here to there believing a song to be stronger than the worlds pulling us apart. And we were right. We stood in good relation to the earth, We stood in good relation to the gods, We stood in good relation to all that was beautiful, You see, we were Alive We got from there to here when we believed reality to be stronger than love, We got from there to here when we forgot to look up and believe that gravity held no hold on our souls, We got from there to here when we left our storybooks for some other distracting play, And now I do not know my world, And I cannot find my God, And beauty dies, Shut out in the cold. And I believe we can get from here to t

At The Bar
Blonde gets drink at the bar A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender. Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?". Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" Redhead: "Gin and tonic." Blonde: "I'll have a 15." Bartender: "What's a 15?" Blonde: "7 and 7"

Mein Herz Gehört:
Wenn ich jemand erklärte, ich ihn, liebten Sie denken ihn würden glauben mir? Oder er denkt, daß es ein Witz war? Als Freunde? Mehr? ER hat mein Herz, aber, er wünscht es nicht. Ich werfe es weg. Mit dem Rest der Vergeudung.

Blonde And The Horse (omfglmao)
Blonde learning horse ridding A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs o

Overweight Blonde
Blonde overweight problem A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde

Airplane
She deserves first class A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to

Soda Machine (lmao)
At the soda machine A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

Crazy
Trapped inside my own head With nothing but my own fevered dreams to comfort me. I know the pain of the madwoman; She lives inside of me. I've felt the strength of demons And the weakness of self- preservation. And hope. Hope. Hey, parents, do you know where your kids are tonight? Are they locked away inside of themselves? Are their minds slipping away? Mama hen, mama hen . . . The fox has taken your baby again. Precious minds are a shame to waste Memories are forgotten in haste. I am losing all that is me . . . Yet gaining something entirely different. Something that acts like an animal And speaks like God. Comforts me like a best friend And loves me like its child. I am its child. An innocent brat, ready for its teachings. Ready to do what is told to me. Believing all that is said to me. Taking in all. And living off of my fevered dreams.

Dead Birdie
Search for a dead bird A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

Win A Prize
You have won a prize A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!" The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!" The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!" By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes." Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!" The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

Now What?
I stared past my preacher as he lectured me, tears poured down my face I knew what this was I needed no lecturing I only came to him for help all I needed was moral support I looked into his face I knew what he was saying, (the same as everyone else) though I heard no words I only cried harder I understand everything I don't need people to tell me what's wrong he seemed to be my last resort he was the only person I had left to turn to and he had failed now what?

Blonde And The Mailbox
Blonde checking her mailbox A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box." The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

Where You Going
Where are you going? A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving

Off The Island
Making it off the island There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tire

Did You Know...
Did you know about the blonde? Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice? Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up? Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient? Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates? Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls? Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker? Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

What Time Is It Now
What time is it now? BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?" WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM." BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Blonde Kidnapping
Blonde kidnaps for cash A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Nothingis Fucked Here Dude...
Interesting week. Is it illustrative of my luck or my negligence? To begin, I was fired this week. I'll pause here for gasps and/or the perplexed furrowing of brows. Here's how this happened: Apparently, there's this company policy about having too much money in your drawer at the end of a shift. In addition to the $40 that has to be left in the drawer, I had $250. That, for the record, is too much. Although, I would have only had $200 if my manager hadn't pulled $50 out of the safe to break a $100 bill. This $50, that I had to account for and pay back to the safe. When this singular event took place, I was less than 2 hours away from completing my shift. During this time, I was bombarded with customers, giving me little time to think, much less drop money (forgive me if I don't want to pull money out and count it by the hundreds in front of customers). A note could have been made on my behalf, but that was too much effort, I suppose. It may seem like I'm passing the b

Selling A Car
Selling your car illegally A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 m

One Wish
I'll grant you one wish Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.

Bridge Falls Down
Bridge has fallen down A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river. The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down. She called across to her blond boyfriend telling him that she couldn't get back. He yelled in response, "Wait until dark, and I will shine my flash light across the river. Get on the light beam and walk back." She replied, "No, I'll get half way across the river, and you will turn the light off on me!"

Blonde Taking A Test
Blonde taking her test A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. "I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

Blonde Joke
Blondes try unlocking a door Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue: Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

True Friends Contest
I entered my very first CT contest. I had been posting bulletins to see if I can get some support, but with all the bulletins being posted, I thought it would be better blogged. It's a "True Friends" Contest and would like my true friends to come by and comment, and rate me. I'm in 2nd place, but the 1st place contestant has 1000+ comments on me. I will truly appreciate the support, and at the end of the contest, I will show my love for your help. Thank You all in advance, Mike :)

Marriage Guidance Counsellor Sued Over Affair
An Illinois man is suing a marriage guidance counsellor for having an affair with his wife. Scott Buetow, 35, of McHenry County, had hired the therapist to improve his marriage, reports the Chicago Sun-Times. But he claims that instead Dan Blair began an affair with his wife that caused the couple to divorce. His lawsuit seeks more than £100,000 in damages from Mr Blair and the counselling centre where he works. "He [Blair] had an obligation to provide services, and he willfully abused that for his own benefit," said attorney Hans Mast, who represents Mr Buetow. Mr Buetow and his wife began seeing the counselor in April 2004 to 'strengthen and stabilise' their 10-year marriage. While providing both joint counseling and individual therapy sessions, Blair allegedly started a secret romantic relationship with Buetow's wife. Buetow filed the suit because he believes "he got a raw deal from the person he trusted and confided in," Mast said. Buetow and his 36-year-old

Contest
I AM LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO RUN IN MY CONTENT GIFTS ARE PENDING ON COMMENTS SO IF YOU LIKE GIFT ASK ABOUT THE CONTEST AND HOW MANY CONTS TO GET FOR THE GIFT IN THE CONEST AN AS THW PAST WINNERS WHAT TEY HAVE GOTTEN FOR GIFT i TRY TO BE FAIR WELL i MAY TRY HOLDING A FEW BEEN ASKED ABOUT THEM SO IF YOUR INTERSTED IN GETTING IN EMAIL ME AND ASK ABOUT THE CONTEST AND WHAT YOU NEED TO GET

Woman Called Police Over Hubby's Porn Habit
A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies. The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency. But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a blue movie. She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbours can hear it." She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counsellor for help.

Man Unhappy To Pay Ex-wife - Now She's A Man
A Florida man is fighting to stop paying maintenance to his ex-wife - because she's now a man. Lawrence Roach, of Seminole, says his ex-wife has had a sex swap op and is now living as a man. He says he should be allowed stop paying his £650 monthly alimony payments, reports Bay News 9. "This isn't right. It's humiliating to me and degrading," he said. "You know, I'm a man and I don't want to be paying alimony to a man. If you can't be married to a man legally, how can you legally pay alimony to a man?" Roach and his ex-wife, who Bay News 9 did not identify, divorced 18 months ago after being married for more than 17 years.

What A Kiss Means
"what a kiss means" Besos.... Body: what a kiss means:: *kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" *A wink ---"Let's get it on" *Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" *Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" *Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go" *Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" *Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completley Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *If your kissing someone, close your eyes. It's not nice to stare. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Lo

Omg Crazy Week!
Been a crazy week and I've played so much on webcam I havent had much time to update my blog. I guess I had some technical difficulites on my website www.cassssidycam.comso if you didnt check it out please do and let me know what you think. I'm thinking about starting a video blog.. whatcha think? Heres an excerpt from a friend of mines videos I wanted to show off just because her bootay is yummy! *giggle*Of course you can see ALL MY PICS AND VIDS HERE and I'm on cam live right now if you want to come and play. xoxox

Fakes, Frauds & Part-time Broads
This is the spot where I get to say my peace & for those of you literate enough to bother reading nowadays, instead of just looking at all the pix & trying sooo desperately to be loved by your new ethereal friends, so read on if you dare! This seems to be a fairly decent venue on the outside but in peering deeply into the machinations of how this site works, I've come to realize that it really only serves the shallow, the vain, & those who're already lost! I could care less what kinda rating I get on my pix, it's only gonna be pix of me & I KNOW how good I am. I'm not here to make anybody feel good cuz they just bought their first digital camera & wanna show it off. I'm not here to give a false rating to anyone, regardless of whether they show their muff or their boobs or not! I know what they look & feel like, real or otherwise, in the flesh. I'm not here to rate anyones kids, their dog/cat or how their new or wishfully thought-out tattoos look. I could care less & That's what &

Comment Bombing... How To
any serious comment bombers need to use firefox as a web browser open the contest pic in about 5 different browser tabs by clicking your center mouse button (the scroll wheel) on the link your friend has provided in their bulletin (center clicks open links in new tabs) Now. You need to type the comment you wish to leave and put it in your clipboard by selecting what you've typed and then either right-clicking your mouse and selecting "copy", or hitting the "ctrl" and "c" keys at the same time, which also will "copy" your selection. You'll notice when you click "submit" that there's a time delay, where you have to wait for the comment to post, the "comment posted" screen to display, and finally, for the photo page to reappear... what we're going to do is get rid of this delay by using the other instances of the same page you've opened in the other browser tabs. What you want to do is mouse click on the comment window to activate it (this doesn't always take right away, so y

Life
PEOPLE OUT THERE SAY THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS TILL THEY LOST IT. I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, AND YES I HAVE LOST IT. MY WIFE WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACIDENT OVER 2 YEARS AGO. SHE DIED ON 08/08/04. WE HAD 2 WOUNDERFUL BABY GIRLS TOGETHER. SINCE THAN I MEET SOMEONE NEW.SHE HAS BECOME THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, BUT IN ANYWAY I WILL NEVER FORGET [AMBER][GOD REST HER SOUL]. TO ANYONE OUT THERE WHO READS THIS. THE BIBLE SAID IT BEST. [EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON]

I'll Only See U In My Dreams
i'll see u under the stars i'll see u whereever u are i'll see u whenever the moon light beems i'll only see u in my dreams i'll see u when i close my eyes i'll see u under in the darkest of skies i'll see u whereever the night time schemes i'll only see u in my dreams i'll see u when i lay down i'll see u when my tear drops drown i'll see u when i cry myself to sleep i'll only see u in my dreams i'll see u while lightening bugs dance i'll see u and u'll catch my glance i'll see u and hope that u will see me i'll only see u in my dreams

Some Of The News I Like
Listening to the radio this morning and they was quoting some of the strange news stories, so i decided to have a look because it is something i can forget to check on. a story about a phallic xmas tree: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2115012.html?menu= something that can be seen from space LOL: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2116495.html?menu= some naughty xmas decorations: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2115229.html?menu= Just copy and paste into the address bar of your browser and have a laugh :)

On Reason And Overthinking
You calculate these things, perhaps trying to find some sort of reason, there are an average of 100,000 hairs on the human head, make some sense of things, make some sense of anything, I have, on average, 80.3 years to live (laughable..I drink and smoke) I have some sort of meaning in this larger universe The sun is 864,938 miles in diameter, our galaxy is 100,000 light years across. There is a reason here, some variety of meaning given to me by my senses, (Phenomenologicialy that is all I have) And I refuse faith, I refuse belief, (It can be argued that while all wars are largely over economic reasons, just as many involve a religious component) My belief is in reason, cold and sterile, but sense, so I am left with entropy. Eventual heat death. But that makes life more precious, right? If we aren't fighting for an afterlife, we just have today, golden, gorgeous, ours.

Police Pull Man From Toilet Waste Tank
A US man was arrested after a teenage girl saw him staring up at her from a cesspit below a toilet seat. Police pulled the 45-year-old from the waste tank under a public toilet at a beauty spot in Albany, New Hampshire. Captain Jon Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, said firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We had to decontaminate him. We treated him as if he were hazardous material," he told the Union Leader. "I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation." The man, from Gardiner, Maine, was arrested in the White Mountain National Forest after the 14-year-old girl's parents called the police. Police said the door to the waste tank was locked so he must have gone in through the toilet. He was wearing waders. Police charged the man with criminal trespass, and say he could face more charges.

My First Blast!!
This great person bought me a 7 day blast so that I can get my story and my blog about my baby that we lost out for the world to see. I had never talked to this person before tonight and I think I might have stumbled on to an angel. I cant say thanks enough. JoeyJR@ CherryTAP

Hello Ladies
I need frenz...ole biker whos computer illiterate and lookin for fender bunny. Someone to show me some ropes*wink*..Add me as your Friend,Fan, Family...Lookin forward too our future. And another thing to all you polititions, "Let Those Who Ride Decide!"

Frustrated Wife Takes Job In Brothel
A frustrated German housewife says she has been forced to take a job in a brothel since her husband lost his sex drive. Adelheid Kran, 58, from Berlin said: "I like sex, I like it a lot, but my husband Guenther has no appetite for sex anymore and does it about once a year." She added in order to combat the tension between them caused by her sexual frustration she has started working in a "mature ladies" brothel. "I saw an ad in the paper looking for mature women and decided to try it. Guenther's not thrilled about it, but I can't hem myself in just because he's not up for it and we're actually getting on better now. "It's not something I do full time, and I only have sex with the men I like. In a job like this, you have to keep a certain standard," she said.

Fuck The Fcc
For those of you who don't know. The FCC is the group that controls and edits TV and radio programs. You know the guys who say freedom of speech does not apply to everyone or everything. COMMIE BASTARDS!!!!!!!! We the people, have the right to veiw or hear whatever we see fit. If you do not wish to veiw or hear then don't. I love porn. I watch it. I own it. I have made it. If you have not then that's your right. It is not only adult films I'm talking about here. Think back a few years when Dick Chaney(the Vice Pres. of the land of the free) said," I'm calling on all Americans who love their freedom to boycott any CDs the Dixie Chicks release". WHAT THE FUCK! It was happening to Stern ( I will say I am not a fan of his ). He had to go to SIRUS Radio cuz of the FCC. This is not a right or left thing. It is our basic freedoms thing. So stop " The MORAL SIGHT AND SOUND Act" Please do one other thing for me. Always ask question; don't let people give you the answers. They w

Simon Gets Telling Off From Gran
Simon Cowell got the put-down of his life - from an 86-year-old gran. Edna Moore tore into him at the auditions for X Factor. According to the Mirror she told him to alter his ways. Edna accompanied daughter-in-law Lorraine to the Manchester auditions to watch her perform for Simon and fellow judges Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne. But the great gran became angry after Simon began to snigger at Lorraine's efforts, branding her "lifeless" and mocking her "lack of personality". Storming back into the audition room, she told him: "You laughed!" When he protested that he always laughs, she spluttered: "No you don't. You do not." With her voice rising she added: "Listen Simon. You want to alter your ways." The pop mogul muttered: "This is really embarrassing." But Edna hadn't finished. "You think you're better than anybody. I think you were very ignorant. Yes -you were ignorant, Simon." Simon apologised and scurried from the room. Edna told producers afterwards: "Why th

30
Well folks I'm turning 30. I a fucking old man here!!! Naw, I love it. I'm still young enough to listen to popular music, but old enough to think," kids today just don't know anything". The thing I'm most proud of is "The 9:55 Club". I'm wish I had the words to tell everyone who is or has been apart of 9:55 how much they and it means to me. It means so much that thanks to the people at Red Dragon it will always be a part of me. Over the years there have been so many jokes, so many laughs and so many girls wanting t-shirts(ummm boobies). From Chetti's to Easy St. to our own club (whenever that might be) all the times have been good. Where eles could you see Charlie Severin and a Fat naked raciest asian? I'll tell ya The 9:55 thats where I would also like to tell you a few things I've learned over the years. 1.Sleep is a friend. Get with it as much as you can. 2. Alcohol is a whore!A dirty whore is what she is! Always with the have one more shot of Jose. It won't hurt ya. You

Earth At 100
Earth Status report - 2006 If the population of the Earth was reduced to that of a small town with 100 people, it would look something like this: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 Americans (northern and southern) 8 Africans 52 women 48 men 70 coloured-skins 30 caucasians 89 heterosexuals 11 homosexuals 6 people would own 59% of the whole world wealth and all of them will be from the United States of America 80 would have bad living conditions 70 would be uneducated 50 underfed 1 would die 2 would be born 1 would have a computer 1 will have higher education When you look at the world from this point of view, you can see there is a real need for solidarity, understanding, patience and education. Also think about the following - This morning, If you woke up healthy, then you are happier than the 1 million people that will not survive next week. If you never suffered a war, the loneliness of the jail cell, the agony of torture or hunger,

Forty Years!!!
Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs... Her husband looks at her and he begins to weep uncontrollably. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Forty years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it, and now, NOW..." "Now?" she asks. "Now, it looks like it can't wait to eat ME!"

I'm Back!!!
Kick Ass Show Tonight!!! Ten Year Scar got our Blood Boilin'!!! By Demon Be Driven fucked shit up, Yeah!!! Blood Masque enialated the Place!!!!!!~;)>!!!!! Tragedy Unfolds tore the place Down!!!!!!~;P>!!!!! can't wait till the next Cookies show~;I> till then this was HEM... Have an AWESOME weekend everyone... and be safe~;)>

Socrates Talks To Jesus
Socrates Good morning, Jesus, I have heard much of your marvelous teachings. In my own modest way I am a philosopher here in Athens. I am told you have great wisdom and certainly that is indicated by the throng of admirers that follow you through the streets. If you have a few moments to spare, I would appreciate it if you would enlighten me with the answers to some of the puzzling problems I have been wrestling with all my life Jesus I am as a fisher of men in my search for followers. I bring the truth of God to all men. Seek and you shall find, ask and it shall be answered knock and it shall be open unto to thee. Socrates There is one basic question that has always been uppermost in my mind. Although it has always been an insurmountable obstacle to me in my search for the truth and meaning, I am sure that with your learning you will find it far to easy and think me a foolish old man. I have always longed to live honorably and nobly, but it seems that I have merely stumbled t

Kenmore Hospital
KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________ NAME: ADDRESS: Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for _______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty outlook on life. Sincerely, J. Grabber, M.D. Kenmore Hospital

The Perfect Day - Her
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with al

The Horse!!
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to Clint, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?" Clint says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. Clint grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with Clint. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?" Clint says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. Clint leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked re

Woman Prime Minister Demands Hookers For The Troops
A top female politician ín Holland wants Dutch prostitutes sent abroad with the troops to help them relax. Annemarie Jorritsma, a politician for the centre-right People's Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD) and the mayor of the town of Almere, went on national Dutch TV to demand the 'extra benefits' for soldiers. She added: "The army must think about how their soldiers can let off some steam." The ideas has been backed by the Dutch sex workers union which said it thought the idea had some merit. But an unnamed military spokesman, quoted in the 'Volkskrant' newspaper, expressed reservations. He said: "I don't think my wife would like the idea very much." There are currently around 2,000 Dutch soldiers stationed outside of the Netherlands, the majority in either Afghanistan and Bosnia.

My Life And My Art
There's not a lot of my art that I'm proud of anymore. Besides the commercial art that I create for Sharkless, it's been quite a while since I've done some work that I can acutally connect with and am willing to claim as my own. I really would like to put together a portfolio of my work that I am truly proud of. It's been several years that I have been into fine art & graphic design and I want to show what I am made of. I want to get back to the root of things, get my hands dirty with some charcoal and find my inspiration again. I miss it.

Man Needed Surgery After Sex With Hedgehog
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

My Great Grandma
my great grandma was 97 on nov 3rd and she just passed away recently.... i found out 2 weeks after she died that she was gone and no one in my family told me... i found out from a complete stranger!!!! i was really close to my grandma and the loss hit me hard and i am still trying to deal with it... she was the most awesome lady any one could ever meet so i wanted to share a little of her with any one who cares to read this. her favorite movie was porkys she went to the theater 3x's to see it... her favorite part of that movie is the shower scene where the female p.e. teacher yanks on the guys penis.... gotta love it... she told me my first dirty joke when i was ten... she used to run moonshine and guns back in the day with her older brother... she survived the death of 3 of her children one who was a tv reporter and was blown up while doin a story.... she was married only one time but she never passed judgement on my life, when i got divorced the 1st time i told her i was never doin

Wife Chopped Off Late Hubby's Willy
A German woman chopped off her dead husband's penis - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage. Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested. Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation. She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure. "I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."

Am I Sick.
"am I sick" I asked "yes you are" I answer "will I ever get better" I inquired "only if I want you too" I replied they say I am angry, they say I am hostile at all times. is this you that is doing this to me? do you control me? I am you, I own you. you are mine to toy with as I wish. I am your fears. I am your depression. I am the reason you cry, I am the reason you do not die. I see the good you have in you and I hide it from your surface. I am the brother to your demons and I let them escape from your locked doors. why do you torment me? what did I ever do to you to cause you so much hatred for me. Hate? I do not hate you, I do not hate myself. Hate is when you want nothing more to do with some one or some thing. I enjoy you. I take pride in twisting you and bending you as I see fit. I was happy once......... I was asleep. I had a life once, friends and a close family....... I was asleep. I had a fiance'......... I woke up. I had dreams, goa

Loser
when i open my eyes she alway seems to disappear was i only dreaming or was she really here i reach out to touch nothing i scream at no one there i cry but my tears are unshared i am alone again, she will never care her scent lingers her sex remains i have the memory or love that has turn to pain when will I wake up, when will I see I am just a fool i was never there, she was never with me i am guilty of love i exist through my shame i am guilty of hate no one knows my true name guilty of sorrow guilty of joy guilty of pain guilty of loving guilty of walking way guilty for you guilty for me fuck it nail my broken soul to the cross and I will set you free

Kicking Up A Stink
A US family is suing Greyhound after the contents of a bus toilet were dumped through their open car sunroof. Robert and Angela Stokes and their three children, aged nine, ten and 22, were covered with faeces, urine and toilet paper, reports the Toledo Blade. The family, from Ottawa County, Ohio, were returning from a Mother's Day meal out at a Toledo restaurant when it happened. They were following a Greyhound bus on an interstate highway when the contents of the bus's sanitary tank were suddenly dumped on their 4x4 vehicle. The waste went through the open windows and sunroof of their Ford Explorer, drenching all five family members. "My client was driving in heavy traffic. They had nowhere to go. What can you do?'' said Robert Bryce, an attorney for the family. Despite being covered with waste, Mr. Stokes followed the bus to obtain its identification information and registration number. The Stokes are seeking more than £150,000 damages from Greyhound for damage t

Pole Dancing Classes - For Kids
A fitness instructor is to launch pole dancing classes - for children as young as 11. Laraine Riddell wants to teach boys and girls to spin up and down on the poles, reports Metro. Children's charity Kidscape have condemned the move, in Choppington, Northumberland. The 38-year-old, who also teaches adults to pole dance, believes there is nothing sexual about children learning the moves. These involve lifting and resistance work which builds youngsters' muscles, she explained. "It has nothing to do with what you see in strip clubs," said Ms Riddell. "It is a way of getting fit and having fun." Kidscape director Michele Elliott said: "Pole dancing is an activity where women on stage are given money which is stuck in their underwear. To teach 12-year-old girls pole dancing is out of order. "I am sure pole dancing is good exercise - but so is stripping. Strippers have great bodies. By all means give the kids exercise, but just skip the poles."

Pt.1
As far back as I can remember hearing music has got to be listening to some of my fathers favorites like Johnny Cash,Waylon Jennings,Charlie Pride and others. For my mothers music also included these singers too but she would delve into some christmas music when the time was near like Ray stevens and some Burl Ives. but the most memorable moment I have involving music was when I found this record of my oldest sister By Iron Butterfly. I was amazed about how it sounded and needed more of the same. thats when I discovered My oldest brothers records that included Led Zeppelin,CCR,Rick Wakeman,Triumph and Black Sabath. A true Heavy metal fan I became from that day on. There is a meaning and understanding about it..they way it makes me feel wether it be happy,sad or even angry I know I can call it my very own. Then in the early 80's something else hit me like metal did.... it was old school rap like run dmc, grand master flash and other in that era. I fell in love with it and people

Its My Story, The Real Surprise? Its All True... Word For Word
one day, he took me to the beach, the sun was setting and it was beautiful... i looked at the guys working on the trees, and then they fell silent... i turned around........ **** he was on one knee, on the sand... the sun was behind him... **** he asked me if i would spend forever with him, and he gave me this ring... i was speechless... **** i said yes....... and yes i cried.... he held me until the sun when down... **** the guys behind us honked and cheered, then resumed working... how nice of them to turn off their engines, and machines, to make that day absolutely perfect... **** he didn't know at the time, but 1 year later i told him... when i was younger, that is how i imagined i would be proposed to, that is exactly how i wanted it... on top of that, he gave me a ring so perfect, it is hard to believe that he picked it out by himself...

"the Family" More Free Writting. Its Twisted But I Just Write What Comes To Mind
open your eyes. what do you see?. Do you see your self? do you see yourself looking at yourself. The mirror before you holds no mysteries nor does it hide the secrets you come to love. This is real. you have done this. to yourself, to them. that is your sword in your hand. That is their blood on your sword, your hair, your hands, my face. turn and look at what you have done. the beauty in the art work you have created from life. she is so young, she was yours but for a short time. her naked body still beckons you closer. walk to her. listen to her whispers. Smell her scent. Feel her blood drip off of my face. so young, she was so full of life. full of the power to make you weep. Power to command you to do her bidding's. Power over all, power so grand that it became the death of her. You became the death of her. is she silent now? did you send her to her life long sleep? but who is sobbing? open your eyes. look at them. turn and see your fate. Bound kneeling and gaged. Her family? your

Our Angel!!!
Today Friday the 15th... I recieved the ever so late phone call that NO one ever wants. I had just found out that my niece who is 4yrs old passed away do to a HORRIBLE car accident. I may or may not be online to recieve ya'lls love. But whoever may read this pls keep me and my family in your prayers. And just know that we have another lil angel watching down on us. Here are two pics of my niece Aleyiha she is two in these pics, I can't think straight enough to find recent pics. But I wanted to show you our angel.

Our Angel!!!!
Today Friday the 15th... I recieved the ever so late phone call that NO one ever wants. I had just found out that my niece who is 4yrs old passed away do to a HORRIBLE car accident. I may or may not be online to recieve ya'lls love. But whoever may read this pls keep me and my family in your prayers. And just know that we have another lil angel watching down on us. Here are two pics of my niece Aleyiha she is two in these pics, I can't think straight enough to find recent pics. But I wanted to show you our angel.

Free Writting Before Bed. Its A Little Bd/sm
If I knew in the begining that there would be an end, would I still be led down the path I followed? Yes. If there was a story to tell, what chapter of my life would want to be read aloud? As with every one in life, mine is as interesting as the next. If a movie would be made of my life, who plays the part? When do I have a retake? When do I yell Cut? Action? where are my extras and happy ending? Am I a drama? Tragic romantic comedy? Has there ever been a woman of your dreams in your dreams? Who is she? Where does she come from, what do you know about her? What do you do to her. Do you hurt her. Do you hurt her the way she likes it. Is her tears her joy? are her paniced tourtured screams of no really her begging for more? When do you stop? How do you stop? She is yours of course. You may punish her for all of her filthy sins of pleasure. She wants it. SHe likes it, she wants more. Look at her on the floor. Ankles bound together with stained rope, yet she does not try to break free.

Armed Robber, 7, In Lego Heist
Police in Florida are looking for a little girl, aged about seven, who tried to steal Lego at knife-point. The girl pulled a knife on a cashier at a Wal-Mart store in Largo as she tried to walk out with two boxes of Lego. Police say the girl, aged about seven or eight, hid the toys under her coat and tried to walk out, reports Tampabays10.com. A store employee approached the child, asking her to turn over the Lego blocks. Police say the little girl then opened her jacket and pulled out a 10ins carving knife. The employee talked the girl into putting down the knife and the toys. The girl then rode away on her bicycle.

'blind' Man Took Over From Drunk Driver
A virtually blind New Zealand man has been banned from driving after taking the wheel from a drink driver. Te Aute Matuakore Collier, 29, from Hamilton, was guided by a drunk passenger but crashed into a wall, reports Stuff.co.nz. Collier, who has just five per cent sight, admitted a charge of reckless driving when he appeared in the Hamilton District Court. He had been in the back of the car when he told the driver to pull over so he could drive because both the driver and front-seat passenger were drunk. The front-seat passenger helped steer the car and both passengers told Collier to turn into a supermarket carpark. Collier told police he just wanted to park the vehicle and get it off the road - but he missed the entrance and hit a wall. He was disqualified from driving for two years and ordered to pay court costs.

My Lucky Night
Setting: Night club, downtown Vegas. Summer, warm, near midnight. I walk out of the casino after just losing my ass at the poker tables. I wander into the dance club to get a drink and hopefully change my luck. Bartender hands me my beer and I flip him my last $10 chip with an "Oh well, easy come, easy..." when I notice that he is not even looking at me. I turn to see what has his attention but catch nothing but a mass of bodies gyrating on the dance floor. I turn back to the bar and take a long swig when I notice her. Just a glimpse, in the mirror behind the bar, a flash of brunette tresses and gorgeous red lips. I snap my head back around and again and am blinded by a forest of bodies packed too closely together. I think to myself, I must be losing my mind as fast as my money as my eyes scan the crowd. The music stops briefly as the DJ changes up records and the fickle crowd starts to disperse. I see her, I think, as people keep moving across in front of me as I try to move fo

Burglars Gave Money To Victim
Romanian police are looking for two burglars who broke into an woman's apartment - and left her some money. Filofteia Stefan, 86, from Constanta, told police two young men, wearing masks, trashed her apartment. She said they rummaged for money or valuables but found only her wallet with the equivalent of 50p inside. The burglars then gave the woman all of their loose change - and left without taking anything. The victim handed the money - more than £1 - to the police for fingerprint analysis.

Short Story I Wrote
There once lived a princess that never knew who or what she was. Every night when the lady laid down to sleep in this world, the princess inside her awoke to a wonderful kingdom. She always woke up in a large fluffy bed full of pillows and comfort. The street of this kingdom were always clean. Cobble stone paths that never seemed to have any dirt on them. Shops lined the roadway inside the gates of her castle. The sun always shinned, birds always chirped and the sky was always blue. The Bakery seemed to always have fresh bread baking and the scent would carry for miles. The black smith was oddly never dirty or noisy. In the middle of the court yard was a fountain. A large wonderful fountain. All the towns people marveled at it. They never could understand how water would shoot up into the air out of solid stone. So it came to be that it was considered a special magical object. People would come by all times of the day to make a wish. Toss a coin and hope for the best. At the end of the

Evel Knievel Sues Rapper Kanye West Over Video
LOS ANGELES, Dec 12 (Reuters Life!) - Veteran daredevil Evel Knievel is suing rap star Kanye West for trademark infringement over a music video that depicts the recording artist as "Evel Kanyevel" trying to jump a canyon on a rocket vehicle. ADVERTISEMENT The lawsuit, filed on Friday in U.S. District Court in Tampa, Florida, says Knievel's image was tarnished by the "vulgar, sexual and racially charged nature" of West's video for his hit single "Touch the Sky," which co-stars actress Pamela Anderson. "He's just a disgrace to me," Knievel, 68, a resident of Clearwater, Florida, told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday. "What a cheap shot. What a cheap, two-bit shot." Neither West, 29, nor his representatives were immediately available for comment. The lawsuit claims West, his Roc-A-Fella Records label and the video's director infringed on Knievel's trademark-protected name and likeness by depicting West as a stunt performer named "Evel Kanyevel," who dresses in a st

Crossdressing And Online
It's strange - someone will add me, or ask to be friends on here, on the strength of one profile image, without looking at the rest of my pictures. Or without reading anything into it. And when they're asked to look through the images, they then find out that my profile image isn't exactly what I always look like. Hell, I'd be happy if someone comented that I look good as a woman, awknoledging that I'm not normally. But no. I get alot of people who add me because of that one picture, without thinking that I might not be all that one picture is. Then they IM me. Chat with me. They ask me for sexy pictures, which is not why I'm on here to begin with. I point them towards my image archive, and give them links to my Photobucket place - they disconnect. Not a word outside of that. Clearly, they didn't look to begin with. It's disheartening - is all anyone wants on this place is fantasy sex? Alis

Woman Finds 7ft Snake In Toilet
An Australian schoolteacher called a plumber when her toilet was blocked - to find a 7ft python stuck in the u-tube. The carpet python had been living in the septic tank of Kate Poole's home in Howard Springs, near Darwin. Parks and wildlife officer Peter Phillips said the snake had probably poked its head out of the toilet "for a bit of a look around". The snake was stuck fast but was finally caught by lifting the septic tank cover and using special tongs, reports Northern Territory News. Ms Poole, 58, a part-time relief teacher, had met the snake before when it killed a baby possum that used to come to her door to be fed. "It was crushing the possum," she said. "I managed to free the poor animal by lifting up the snake with a crutch, but it was too late - the possum was dead." But she said she didn't hold a grudge and was happy to see the python liberated.

Sorries
Hey Fans and Friends. I appoligies for the madness with the stash. Tube Bar Red and I are having something of an in your face thing with obscure and or goofy 80's music. Bear with us, close all windows and doors, the storm will be over soon.

Women Sold Sex Above Police Station
Police in a town near Stockholm were oblivious as men passed their door to visit prostitutes in a brothel operating from the police station's building. "You might say it's a bit brazen to start a brothel next to the police station," said Niclas Johansson, a policeman based at the station in Ronna, south of the Swedish capital, to local paper Länstidningen i Södertälje. Related Articles * Beggars linked to criminal gangs 15th November 2006 * Absolut uses red light district to sell vodka 8th November 2006 * Brothel judge did not pay for sex 27th October 2006 Article Options * Send to a friend * Printable version * Submit to Digg.com The first the police in Ronna knew of the brothel, in which at least one woman was held prisoner as a sex slave, was when colleagues from Stockholm police told them they were watching the apartment, located on an upper floor in the building. The Ronna officers say they had to keep quiet abo

The 12 Politically Correct Days Of Christmas ;)
On the 2th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 8-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note), TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping, NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression, EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans, SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands, SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products, FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw r

To All The Boys
To All The Boys Yeah, you still haunt my dreams. I can see you in my mind’s eye – you, with you combat boots and leather jacket, your Fugazi t-shirt and sock feet, your skateboard and guitar. I can see those sky-high cheekbones and full lips. I hear your words. Your voice resonates in my subconscious. You, singing “Running to Stand Still,” saying “boo-yah,” all thick lips and dark hair. I still want to run my hands through your lion’s mane. I still see you in my mind’s eye – you, young and beautiful and standing next to me. Years ago I was all about you. Now you only consume me when I sleep. Only when I let my subconscious out of its cage, only then do I see you, you and beautiful and standing next to me. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

Friends
Met you as a stranger took you as a friend, hope we meet in heaven where friendships never end. Send this to all your friends! Nothing will happen if you don't but your friends will know you care. Have a wonderful day and weekend , Friend!! :)