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Asking For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depth. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. I'm always on call. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Yours sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have Raised: The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end o

Not Up 2 Much
but WTF...figure I share my nite with ya'll...took my lil princess trick or treatin...she went as Samarra from The Ring...that's her all time #1 movie. She is only 8yrs young...and loves horror movies more than I do. She also had her first private violin lesson today...she loved it. It was a surprise..teehee..my kids hate & love when i do that kind of shit. my son didn't go trick or treatin..he said he is too old...I told him BULLSHIT..you better go & get that damn candy cuz you aint eatin none of ours!! so he & his friends went & got hooked the fuck up...lmao.. then he went to a costume party right down the block...he tried to come creepin in at 1am...when his curfew was 12....see he knows the dogs ALWAYS BARK at him..even when he comes from downstairs into the kitchen...for some reason...they all bark at him. anyways..I woke up cuz they were barkin...& sure enough he was tryin to sneak in the gate in the driveway...he was sooo busted...one hour late...I told him that he had to clea

True American
True American It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICA

Nights
sorry haven't been around much but been working night shifts and have the same to look forward to next week :( when i do get a chance to come on they go and change the name grrrrrrrrr......going to have to go back to psp and change some of my comments now. oh well at least its sunday ...time to relax a bit and have a play :) will catch up with you all during the day .

Questions For The Ladies
Ok ladies this I saw it and thought what the hell I hope I don’t offend anyone with it if so forgive me I mean no disrespect but Daddy wants to know if you don’t want your reply posted on my blog send to my email bigdaddy40@gmail.com Question #1 - What makes a man a great lover? Question #2 - Does penis size matter? (Be 100% Honest and tell me why It does or does not?) Question #3 - What is the perfect penis size? (Length & Thickness if You wrapped a tape measure around it.) Question #4 - Which matters to you most, Size or Sexual Technique? ( Please explain why?) Question #5 - Describe in detail your most memorable, favorite, Pleasurable, intense or erotic sexual experience you have ever had? And What made it so? Question #6 – Have you had sexual desires about the same sex if so have you or will you act on it? Question #7 - Describe your favorite sexual technique, that when done to you absolutely drive you wild

God Woke Me This Morning
God woke me this morning, and let me live this day Brought me from my slumber and showed me the way Something will happen, you will know when it is time Your heart skips a beat, no words will rhyme The sun may be out, but you?ll still see the light And it may be anytime, morning noon or night Your breath will be gone, you?ll be unable to stand Your throat will be dry, your food will be bland She?ll come on a wave and sweep you away It?s all you can do, just to hold on and pray Because after all is said, you are only a man And moments like these you do not always plan For what is to come, you must not be scared I will be behind you, though you will not be prepared The love of your life she soon will be Forsaking all others, perhaps even me Don?t worry my son, you I will forgive There will be only one, one chance to live Great things you?ll accomplish with her at you side You have waited so long, not many have tried God woke me this morning, and let me live

C**t
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I Politely said, "This is Pete. Could I please speak with Robert Campbell?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right fuckin number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're a cunt!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'cunt' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of we

Todays Taxes
TODAYS TAXES Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax Capital Gains Tax CDL License Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Court Fines (indirect taxes) Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Expense (tax on the money THEY paid tax on already) Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Local Income Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Septic Permit Tax Service Charge Taxes Social Security Tax Road Usage Taxes (Truckers) Sales Taxes Recreational Vehicle Tax Road Toll Booth Taxes School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal , State and Local Surcharge Ttaxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surch

Wild Wolf On Fire
I dream of you when the hunger grows the times I laid you down, open wide filled till you cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night I think of you and the hunger grows the times you held me deep inside milked me till I cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night I dream of you and the hunger grows the times we wrestled flesh to flesh filled untill we cried "no more.. no" your wild wolf on fire in the dark of night

Would You??
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. what positions would you want to be in? Answer: 3. would you suck/lick me if so would you Spit or Swallow? Answer: 4. would you sex me hard? Answer: 5. would you have sex with me the first night you met me? Answer: 6. what song would make you so hot you get lost in the moment? Answer: 7. would you do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would you handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me would you like me to do the same to you? Answer: 9. would you have a 3some with me? Answer: 10. What about me make you want to fuck me? Answer: 11. Would you talk dirty to me while we fuck what word turns you on? Answer: 12. Where would you fuck me other than a bed? Answer: 13. Would you fuck me in front of people? Answer: 14. How many times in a day would you fuck me? Answer: 15. Would you fuck me in the rain? Answer: 16. Do thunder storms turn you on if so why?? Answer: 17. Woul

Updated Pics
I posted new pics.. I have about 80 pics now.. some "naughty". Not sure why it didn't send out an alert thingy that I added photos but I did, so check them out!! Rate and comment.. Thx!! Oh and be sure to check each album!! -Ghetto Barbie PS. Leave me some love on my voice comment thingy on my page :)

You Know Youre A Redneck If....
"You know you're a redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of ha

Sunday Service With A Twist
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind." The pastor shouted out "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison: "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS." The pastor hollered out "GRACE" The congregation began to sing: "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound." The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang: "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD." The Pastor said "SEX." The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, from the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing: "PRECIOUS MEMORIES." Make someone smile today (I just did).

More Blonde Jokes
True Blondes MOON OVER MIAMI Two blondes were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida..?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can

My Letter To My Judgmental Friends Of The Past!!!
Leave Me Alone Life is a bunch of shit. Live your own, NOT MINE. Death becomes me. Death is my friend, storing up all I care about. I’ll get it back when I’m gone, RIGHT??? Maybe not. What’s so fucking good about life? Love’s a pain in the ass. Time robs us of all we hold dear. Everyone wants to control Everyone. Who’s the fuckin’ boss??? I wanna kick his ass!!! Leave me the fuck alone, so I can leave you the fuck alone. Don’t fucking condemn me For what you do behind closed Doors! Maybe, just maybe, I’m not doing it! You judge yourself and say it’s me! FUCK YOU!!! JUST FUCK YOU!!! Life’s a bowl of cherries! LOL Too bad they’re rotten! Full of maggots and fruitflies, The stench fills my nostrils! Keep your secrets to yourself! Look to the future??? Thanx a fuckin’ lot dumb ass!!

My Letter To Hypocrasy!!!
Leave Me Alone Life is a bunch of shit. Live your own, NOT MINE. Death becomes me. Death is my friend, storing up all I care about. I’ll get it back when I’m gone, RIGHT??? Maybe not. What’s so fucking good about life? Love’s a pain in the ass. Time robs us of all we hold dear. Everyone wants to control Everyone. Who’s the fuckin’ boss??? I wanna kick his ass!!! Leave me the fuck alone, so I can leave you the fuck alone. Don’t fucking condemn me For what you do behind closed Doors! Maybe, just maybe, I’m not doing it! You judge yourself and say it’s me! FUCK YOU!!! JUST FUCK YOU!!! Life’s a bowl of cherries! LOL Too bad they’re rotten! Full of maggots and fruitflies, The stench fills my nostrils! Keep your secrets to yourself! Look to the future??? Thanx a fuckin’ lot dumb ass!!

Parent Offer
PARENT - Job Description This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, none of us would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in thre

Watch Out For The Elderly
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of > >>Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a > >>savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank > >>because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions > >>(after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman > >>to the president's office.The president of the Bank asked her how much she > >>wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, > >>"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able > >>to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The > >>president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"The elderly woman > >>replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."The > >>president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to > >>win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the > >>president and said

Friends How Many Of Us Have Them??
TO ALL MY PEEPS, FUTURE PEEPS AND ANTI PEEPS-LOL I JUST WANTED 2 LET U KNOW THAT THE ABILITY 2 BE A FRIEND IS A PHENOMINAL ACCOMPLISHMENT IN ITSELF AND THAT THE WORLD HAS BECOME SO VERY SHALLOW THUS RESULTING IN PEOPLE NOT TRUELY KNOWING OR UNDERSTANDING WUT IT IS 2 BE A HUMAN BEING LET ALONE A FRIEND- (IT'S NOT UR FAULT)- NO ONE TAUGHT U,NEVER THE LESS IT IS UR REPONCIBILITY 2 TRY AND LEARN.SO I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY 2 PULL UR COAT 2 A LITTLE SECRET-BEING A FRIEND DOESNT MEAN THAT WE HAVE 2 SPEAK 2 EACH OTHER EVERYDAY-IT DOESNT MEAN THAT U HAVE 2 DROWN ME IN FAKE COMPLIMENTS OR TELL ME U LIKE MY NEW OUTFIT WHEN U KNOW GOOD AND WELL THAT U HATE IT AND U THINK IT MAKES MY ANKLES LOOK FAT YOU DONT HAVE 2 BE MY EGO SUPPLIER-LOL- IT DOESNT MEAN THAT U HAVE 2 PRETEND 2 WANT 2 JUMP MY BONES EVEN THOUGH UR NOT EVEN ATTRACTED 2 ME LIKE THAT ETC. ETC.-BUT IT DOES MEAN THAT WE MUST HAVE A MUTUAL R.E.S.P.E.C.T. FOR ONE ANOTHER-MUTUAL SINCERE CONCERN ABOUT OUR FRIENDS WELL BEING AND HAPPINESS-THE ROO

Dont Know Anymore
sometimes expecially here lately ive been having a lot of stuff on my mind...well first off i finally broke it off with the good for nothing bf..who until i broke up with him i hadnt talked to in over a week...and lets see work oh dont get me started with work..so i have been a manager for bout a couple months now and working 40+ hours a week and all i get is shit on from them..just because im the 'new' manager doesnt mean shit ive been at that place since it fuckin opened no reason for them to shit on me for...and i am supposed to start assistant manager training soon....and well i dont know if i really want to do this or not..i mean if i want this to be my career...i was in the army for a little over 2 years..been thinking alot about rejoining hear lately..i love the army with a passion..i loved everything i did in the army...even if i got in trouble and got smoked...i loved that....so well i guess i am still up at 5 in the morning wondering where my life is going to lead me...

Loss
There is something about this time of year - with the trees coming into full bloom, among the renewed life cyle of Mother Nature - that brings forth a certain hollowness that is hidden deep within my core. It's not the reminders of the love I do not have, but the love I've had that has slipped away into another realm. It is the memories of those souls who have touched me the deepest, the ties that bind which should never break, that have seemingly unnaturally been severed. It is the deepest of bonds that have been broken, and in turn have left me slightly broken. May 29, 2003 an angel was born into my life. He was called Brayden, and though he wasn't from my body, his spirit was and is eternally bonded closer with mine than any I've come across. He wasn't supposed to live after his second week on this earth. At first, I couldn't bring myself to see him. I didn't want to love someone else whom I was going to lose. I finally mustered up the courage to see this tiny gift. I'll never fo

Helpful Signs Lol
Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************ ********* ***** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************ ********* ***** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************ ************ ** On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business" ************ ********* ***** At a Proctologist' s door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************ ********* ***** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************ ********* ***** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************ ********* ***** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************ ********* ***** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************ ********* ***** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************ ********* *****

New Adult Poem
Cuddled up together on blanket in a soft, ensual embrace.Our only lightcoming from the glow of burnng wood in the fireplace.My hand brushes your hair away, so that i may look into those beautiful eyes.Leaning in to you ,our lips touch with only a wanton sigh.Becoming tangled in each others arms as kissesbecome more intense as each moment comes to pass. AS we do not even notice that we have knocked away a wineglass.Soon we realize our skin has become bare.Engulfed in the passionate lust for each otherthat we share.My lips slowly glide down your neckwith kissesso gentle and light. As my hand eases down to your breast caressing each as i graze my fingertips across your nipples, i find them engorgedto much delight.Still not sure of the pleasure each of our bodies has in store. Over each of bodies , ours hands begin to explore.Your hand finds me alreay hard and throbbing with desire.As my hand soon findsyou aroused, wet andnearly afire.Now unable to control my hunger for you.You welcome m

Warning
>>Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to > >>be > >>alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many > >>females > >>use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." > >> > >>The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in > >>bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female > >>sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to > >>go > >>home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a > >>few > >>units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. > >> > >>Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, > >>men > >>will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women > >>whom > >>they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often > >>awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the > >>night > >>before, ofte

What Do You Think?
Good guy's you wanna know why you can't get the girl your chasing? It's because theres nothing wrong with you. The kinda hearted woman wants to feel protected in which most good guys can't give that feeling and two self esteem issues in the woman themselves. If she feels like a guy is worst off than she is then she worries less on whats wrong with her and trys to fix him. How is this unfair well the good guy is the one that hears that all men are dogs speech and how how where thought. Write give me some thoughts

5am
ive been putting off updating since friday but not for any real reason- just the fact that i procrastinate, a lot. So ill recap from friday until today- 5am, on sunday morning....lol friday Caitie, Steve, Joe and I headed to the meatpacking industry for our digital class assignment and basically took the entire time just getting there- because we were all easily distracted by fun things like the homeless---or not homeless man since he gave steve his adress to mail the photos we took of him- man who performed for us on the streetcorner, and messing around with joes fisheye that he rented from the cage, stopping to get caities colors to 'pop', and walking into bakeries that smelt good, photo equiptment rental places with 'cute boys' as caitie put it (totally not cute, blehh), the chelsea market, and of course at some point we DID photograph the sign we needed to shoot, among other things..... i was sorta dreading the trip because it was alittle chilly and i wasnt really in the mood

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rule

Dreams
What are they? Imagined hopes that our life will be different from what they are? We all tend to have them and very few reach them or achive them. But do we really need them? Honestly. Granted it is hopes and dreams that make some people reach a point where they can benifit mankind. But unfortunatley that is so rolled up with profiting from it that the true effect on the human race is lost in the sounds of money being counted. I have had dreams and things that I have wished for myself. Things that would not make me rich and some that would. But I don't care if I ever reach them or not. It is a case of "If I do then great If not then I have lost nthing I didn't have" But people strive so hard for these dreams now days that nothing else matters. Many hurt others along the way and inevitably hurt themselves. Tryting to reach an Ideal place that does not actually suit them. Sometimes settling for second best can make a person happier than reaching a goal. But who knows

What's Your Bitch Profile?
You scored as Controlling Bitch. You are a controlling bitch! Everyone must do what you say at all times. You always know where your boyfriend or friends are and if they change their plans they have to tell you. You may be a little stressed out but its all in the power of control. You should consider a job in management where you can boss everyone around. Controlling Bitch60%Dyke bitch!50%Not a bitch50%Evil Bitch35%Think your nice but you\\'re just a bitch!20%Manipulative Bitch15%What's your bitch profile?created with QuizFarm.com

For Once The Blonde Gets Even
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!" FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

The Name Change.....who Cares??? Really??? I Don't
SO WHAT IF MIKE CHANGED THE NAME OF THE SITE. WHO CARES!!!!! ITS JUST THE INTERNET. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT NO BODY COMPLAINING OWNS STOCK IN THE COMPANY, SO JUST LET IT BE ALREADY. ITS STILL ALL THE SAME PEOPLE HERE. THE SITE HASN'T CHANGED JUST THE NAME HAS. AND IF YOU SPENT MONEY ON LOST CHERRY MECHANDISE THEN GUESS WHAT YOU SOME VINTAGE STUFF NOW. THE NAME MAY HAVE BROUGHT YOU TO THE SITE BUT IT WASNT THE NAME THAT MADE YOU STAY. SO ENOUGH ALREADY. THANKS.

For Women And Those Who Care About Them
For women and those who care about them This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I kne

What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
You scored as Gangrel. You belong to the Gangrel bloodline. Gangrel are very in touch with nature and for this reason are often loners and hermits. They have a very keen sense of the beast inside them and can let it out with devastating results. They do, however, have a bit less control over their impulsive, animalistic nature and are easy to drive into an uncontrollable frenzy. Toreador75%Gangrel75%Tremere63%Malkavian58%Brujah58%Nosferatu58%Ventrue50%What vampire clan do you belong to?created with QuizFarm.com

Naughty Riddles
Naughty Riddles Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it - we're closed. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?

Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius92%Dracula83%Armand58%Angel58%Lestat50%Deacon Frost50%Blade42%Spike42%Louis25%Akasha17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Tuff Gurl Am I
I'm sure you've all seen muh new pix.... Just wanted to give a full explanation...... I was NOT beaten up by a guy.... well persay. I was in a fight yes, with a guy yes.... I had a run in with the creepy atalker tonight. It was not fun and I would rather not have had to do what I did. I climbed out my bedroom window and walked around in the snow for 2 hrs came home and he was till lurking,, so I took matters into my own hands. Simple as that. I shouldn't have done it and I payed the price ..... BUT YOU SHOULD SEE HIM! MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY LOVES N LOVERS

Dream Simple Love
dancing in this dream relinquishing a momentary gleam everlasting in this dream adapting my beam managing this dream simply closing my eyes imaging your heart making a beat pumping the engulfing love throughout my soul everlasting from this moment love spins our world other quandaries follow vulnerable to love engulfed in this dream.

Moving
well i got my own apartment and i move in tommrow which im really really excited about i mean its kinda small but then again its only me gonna be living there so it cant be that small and one of my friends was helping me move shyt into it like lastnight n tonight well earlier around 12 n shyt but later today im moving the rest of it in like my bed my dresser my computer and bookshelf woot woot and then november third is my 22nd birthday i was thinking of having a party at my apartment but not sure which day i will have the partyyyyy but alls i kno is i want there to be tons of booze

To Special Someone
In all the days I've lived on this heavenly Earth I've seen sorrowness that blanketed gayful eyes I've seen tears that fell across glistening innocent cheeks I've seen emptiness amid this crowded world And I've seen myself searching for a cure to my wounded heart I've watched every sunset and every full moon I've waited for each downpour to stop to watch the rainbow I've been amongst people to share the bondings that could warm my heart Then you decided to stop my aimless wanderings And you gave back my eyes the lovingly glow You cleansed my cheeks from the lonesome tears And you alone are everything I ever needed With you tucked into my life and by my side I no longer have to watch the sunsets and full moons I no longer have to wish for rainbows And I no longer feel the coldness in my heart The warmth of your heart will feed my hungry soul The hunger not for food and shelter nor for fame and wealth But the hunger for someone, for a soulmate To deliver me ete

Hmmmmmmmm
Only Odd Has it ever struck you that nobody pays attention to the "normal" anymore? Today, as I was going about my business, it occured to me that people rarely, if ever, stop to observe the "obvious." Why is it that if we come upon someone new in the coffee shop, they instantly command our attention, while we don't take the time to reevaluate the regulars? Most of the time after you've know somebody for long enough we stop observing them like we do the people we haven't known for long. Now I know that i'm not saying anything new here, far from it, but let me get to my point. I was browsing through Myspace today and looking at someone's page that i thought i knew relatively well, when i took a look at his friends list. I was surprised to find that i knew only a handful of his contacts. I have known this person for years and we have been like family for some time, yet i knew only a few of the people he had on his friends list. This made me stop momentarily to ask myself where

Everything I Touch Turns To Shit
Yet again I am reminded how shitty my life really is. I had another run in with the ex, and the fact that everything I touch seems to turn to shit. I am beginning to wonder if there is something seriously wrong with me that would make every woman I get involved with either lie to me or cheat on me. Do I have sucker tattooed on my forehead? or loser even? I do know one thing for sure, I am seriously getting sick of wearing my heart on my sleeve only to have some demented bitch rip it to shreds. Like I said in one of my earlier blog posts, I have the greatest girl in the world staring me right in the face. The sad thing is, I am scared shitless of getting involved with her because with my track record I would turn that to shit too. However, it's kind of like a double-edged sword, if I don't take the chance I would miss out on what could be the greatest relationship of my life. Sooner or later, I gotta take that leap though, because I am not about to let a few crazy whores get to

More Brilliant Lawyers.....
Q: What happened then? A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." Q: Did he kill you? Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? Were you alone or by yourself? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? Was that the same nose you broke as a child? Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable? A: I used to be. Q: How many times have you committed suicide? So, you were gone until you returned? You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it? Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? A: Not yet. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question." A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher

Venus Beckons
Venus beckons in lace bound fast by chains of love wrapped tight Her lush lips so tenderly pressed to the earth's ancient grassy breast, Goddess mine please hear my prayers smile down on your slave of love carry my spirit to that place you dwell that altar between your silken thighs her moans and sighs sweet music calling me to her fervent worship in that temple of secret delights surrendering all I am to you freely I sing for you an ancient primal hymn soft muffled songs roll from my lips shake the earth and rock your hips take my offerings, mark me as yours Press my face to that cup of sacred wine and drink deep that sweet water of life far beyond the realm of mortal desire love's alchemy, carnal made the sublime

Insomnia
Now that my sleep pattern has dramatically changed, I am up to the ungodly AM hours. Those hours tend to be the ones that seem the best to contemplate all of lifes quips and quos. One of my favorite phrases is "Don't be with someone if you can't be alone". Basically, what it means is, I am of the opinion that unless a person is able to rely on themself, and is perfectly capable taking care of themself, then they should not be a burden to someone else. It is pointless to be in a relationship, and give 100% to the other person and the relationship itself, when you don't do so for yourself. I know this does not make much sense, that is probably because it is around three am and I can't sleep again. Who knows, maybe it makes sense to someone that has insomnia and is awake around this time. All I know is that relationships, love, and things of that nature are the most talked about, written about, debated subjects of all history. Everyone thinks they know the answer, when in reality,

69 Things Ive Done
The 69 yes or no questions Survey 69 questions about what you have done, be truthful! Q1) smoked a cigarette~No Q2) smoked a cigar~No Q3) crashed a friends car~No Q4) stolen a car~No Q5) been in love~No Q6) been dumped~yes Q7) done a shot~No Q8) been fired~No Q9) been in a fist fight~Yes Q10) snuck out of your house~NO Q11) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back~Yes Q12) been arrested~No Q13) made out with a stranger~No Q14) gone on a blind date~No Q15) lied to a friend~Yes Q16) had a crush on a teacher~No Q17) skipped school~Yes Q18) seen someone die~No Q19) been on a plane~Yes Q20) thrown up in a bar~No Q21) done hard drugs~No Q22) miss someone right now~No Q23) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by~Yes Q24) made a snow angel~No Q25) played dress up~ Yes Q26) cheated while playing a game~Yes Q27) been lonely~No Q28) fallen asleep at work/school~Yes Q29) used a fake id~No Q30) felt an earthquake~No Q31) touched a snake~Yes Q32

Let Me Drink
Let me drink from that chalice of such wondrous design as I lovingly hold it my mouth filled with your wine a sacrament to love's grace ambrosia, so sweet and rare let me be transformed by it loves alchemy, dross to gold let me drink of it deeply I want to kiss the pink pearl... that adorns its, delicate rim to polish it till it glows a labor of love, freely given such a quest to find it the grail of my heart a treasure to fill my dreams elusive goal, that consumes me let me worship the goddess at the altar tween your thighs on my knees, sweet surrender to a force so divine let me be love's servant bearer of the message of desire to whisper my prayers to her to burn with celestial fire

Ave Kid: Detective
I woke up startled. Head was pounding like I had banged my head against the wall for hours. Spent all night at a local cops bar, drowning myself. My phone was ringing, but I didn’t answer it, I was still lost in my own thoughts. I looked at the clock, it said 4 am fuck, there’s nothing worse then having to go on a case feeling like shit, but I called back the chief. Told me to get my ass down The Ave, there had been another death. Great just what I need another fucking murder on the worst beat in town. I put on my pants and glanced over to the night stand. Looking at a picture of my wife I scowled even worse. Fuck you dear but please make sure the check is on time. Yeah I fucking hate my ex wife, took everything but my pension, probably get that too. I walked over to my bathroom and washed the grit off my face. Locked my cheap motel room of apt, got in the car and drove over to the Ave. I took my gun out of my shoulder holster and put my bullets in while I drove. It wasn’t far bu

Q&a....
Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper btw anyone reading these my duaghter is blonde, so i have nothing gainst them i just found these funny

Moonlight
Moonlight pours through the window bathes your skin in it's milky glow delights my eye and sharpens my hunger hear me whisper to you soft and low be mine, and let me be your lover to worship your body, so divine to pledge my heart to you forever be my goddess, please be mine your smiling lips are so inviting your breath sweet gentle breeze stirs my hair and warms my heart your graceful curves seducing me the flickering candle burns low, and out we are entwined together, two as one the sweet sound of our desire fills the air loves dance greets the warm morning sun

Sky Diving ...
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

Hunger Shouts
Warm breeze blows into the bedroom window, the moon is pouring over us in a silver wave. aching I watch it's flowing gentle movement rippling slowly over your pale smooth skin The beauty of your glowing body beckons me to touch, to taste, to love it's graceful expanse, from your forehead to toes, fingers to nose How I hunger to know you so completely To gladly find all the wondrous places that bring you such sweet pleasure. forging bonds that tie your heart to mine, two hearts beating wildly together as one

My Woman
Ilook at you, my love, and see a most unique kind of woman, Who brings out the very best in me in any way that she can. You rise with me each dawning day, fall asleep beside me each night. You fill my life with laughter and play, with joy and with delight. A most loving, caring father to all of our family continually, Taking the quality time to bother, encouraging them their best to be. You listen when I need to talk, hold me tightly while I weep, Find time together for a quiet walk, and all my secrets sacredly keep. Each of these qualities separate and alone, may seem not to play a big part But mesh them together from many to one, they become the secret to my heart.

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Turnabout
I wake to your soft laughter tied spread-eagle to our bed bound tight with soft leather my body hard with anticipation you pounce with feline grace ready to devour me completely my naked body a fresh canvas for your lipstick covered lips smearing rings of red up and down I gasp as you take me deeper with each inch of my aching cock throbbing in your hungry mouth I move with rocking of your head your deft fingers stroke my shaft coaxing me to spill my hot seed over your full lipstick covered lips

Are U Sure..
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Stormy Morning
good morning lover it's time to wake up look what the new day brought a promise of rain a roar of thunder a flash of lightning a trembling that shakes us like an earthquake as we hold each other tight as love flows like magma we rock there together in the dawn's smoldering light hours pass, time stands still you whisper moan into my ear mmmmmmmmmm I love you I smile and stroke your face and gaze in to your eyes such a wonderful day for a storm

Boxing Match....
Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?

Dog Track
Dog Track A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."' The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. "What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night

Yaaaaaaay!
so tonight some friends surprised me with a late birthday present....like 2 months late but sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worth it....they took me to see WICKED.....the musical about the witches of OZ....it.....was.......RAD. fucking amazing...you gotta see it.....this is why chicago rules...we rule.....lick me

For All The Ladies Who've Had A Broken Heart.
I tried to lay down, but my friend's issue is heavy on my heart, so I wrote some words down, and here they are. Sorrow fills my soul No outlet, no where for it to go. Unshed tears burn my eyes My head filling with your lies. You said you'd always be there That you would always care. I see the truth now I lost you, some way, some how. Darkness creeps along my skin I don't want to go through this again. I give all I have, show all I am But in the end, you weren't the right man. .::.Loyal.::.

Pierced With Beauty
her heart's pierced with the beauty breathless helpless, precious butterfly she offers her life for Him to treasure held fast for this moment of mounting her lips burn with her Master's name her heart was speared by his eyes, in her surrender her soul is set free her hunger wakened by His firm touch impaled deep upon Him, her hips rock circling close, moth drawn to a flame

I
"For the majority of people, the use of tobacco has a beneficial effect." - Dr. Ian G. MacDonald, Los Angles Surgeon, as Quoted in Newsweek November 18, 1969. "I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!" - Indicted Chicago Alderman "FIRST, CARRY TO FIRE." - Instructions on a fire extinguisher "Passive activity income does not include the following: Income for an activity that is not a passive activity." - IRS form 8583, Passive Activity Loss Limitation "Secretaries for openings in college administrative areas. Good typing, word processing helpful. Able to interfere with faculty, staff, and students." - Irondequoit, NY want-ad "Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel "Absolutely. I am not garbage - a single girl type. - Ivana Trump, on whether she will marry again

Surrendering
soothe the ache that gnaws at me wrap me warm in that tender place tame the beast that howls inside bond close to you by healing grace whole and smiling I'm alive again sweet surrender to my lover's call she stops my endless litany of doubt her nimble tongue pushed deep warmly filling up my hungry mouth while fingers soft, stroke my loins rising ready to meet our needs sweet surrender to hunger's call silken flesh slides lithely over me quiet strength that in love's service she pins me gasping to our bed legs round my head, she rocks till we tumble locked together sweet surrender to passion's call

The Headboards
Hot summer nights, wild, wild lovin windows open to the hot night air night breeze teases our sweaty skin we writhe and cry out crazy words shouting moaning the bed's squeaking The headboard's banging, loud and steady like a big bass drummer keeping time until even we can't take noise any longer, stuffing pillows tween the bed and the wall to muffle the sound of our frenzied desire I hear loud knocking upon the door open up! open up! this is the police! Is someone in there being kilt? open up or we will break down this door! neighbor's said someone's being injured stumbling naked, my robe forgotten Smiling sheepishly I let them in as they look me over and shake their heads you smile and wave from beneath the sheets they stammer apologies, then quickly leave us I lock the door, and return to your side we laugh like kids and wriggle together where were we, before being interrupted? I think I remember, but refresh my mind give me some help with this, lets

In Service
My temptress, goddess, friend and mate I long for your soft lips on my burning skin to take you, possess you, make you mine warm flesh pressed so close onto our bed your master and slave in love's sweet service in sweet surrender to love's sublime call lay beside me, moan for me, a hungry melody pinked cheeks made with such tender care cupped hand on your sweet round rump in time hours pass in our journey to that secret place where we flow like river currents entwined twin streams bound tightly by true love your back arches, in sweet surrender you belong to me forever my little one your mountain strong until the end of time I shall protect you and never let you go I cherish the gift you bring to me so freely that you win my heart and I cry your name we are both bound tight in this dance for I am a slave to you in love's service bound to you forever body and soul as you are my love slave forevermore sweet surrender to love's seductive call two wild hearts th

Squeeze Me Hard
hold me tight and rock me slow take me deep and don't let go the music our moans and sighs perfect for this mating dance share with me a soulful kiss tongues wetly part our lips lost in the heat of desire our breath a hot whirlwind aching for your supple breasts pressed to my sweat slick chest hands upon your rolling hips as you rise and fall upon me squeeze me hard milk me dry until we tremble, gasp and cry sweet release bodies flushed warm and spent joined as one

Emotions Masked
Emotions raw and strong, Seeming different with every passing hour of twilight. Longing for the loving friendship once shared, but now is gone like a flicker of light. Heart aches from things said and done... Unable to fix or undo what has been said or done. The things shared between us... Are now burned to ashes, And withered away with just one blink of an eye. Saying I'm sorry won't fix a thing... Our friendship has broken after trust between us was lost. Always remembering the happier days... Sitting alone sadden and wondering where had we gone wrong. If only you would have come to me first... Things would have been different, I could have explained all misunderstandings instead of laying here alone missing you. I'll always love you, no matter what you do. That is all I have left to offer to you.

Fuckers
I see you stopping by my page. I know why you keep coming by. You nosey little fuckwad. You're so insecure in your so called lovelife that you feel you have to go snooping around pages to see if someone posted something about you or your new found romance. Well to this I say, you're fucking pathetic. But please, by all means, keep coming by. Hell, see if you can fit my page into your schedule 3 or 4 times a day. Sooner or later you'll find something you're looking for. How do I know this? Cause I'm just bitchy enough to start posting shit to make your heart stop for a second or two. I told you I don't like drama and I don't. But one thing I hate more than drama is stupid ignorant mother fuckers that go around looking for it. Stop spending so much time wondering what they might be doing and spend more time trying to make your significant other happy. Then, and only then, you won't have to worry about somebody else dicking your bitch. Have a great weekend.

The Road To Travel
**~The Road~** **~The Road to Travel~** Success is a journey not a destination, ...the fortune cookie said. I wonder what's in store this life, whatever the future ahead. I met a 'Seer' along the path, and all his predictions came true, is life just so easy in fact, that I don't even have a slight clue? The road to travel is long & strange, with dangers at every bend, it will make you strong & very wise, and the test is right at the end... You can go off the path, and make mistakes; but you'll pay the price if you do, should you be wise and not hypnotized, anything in this world can come true!

Where R All Da Lesbians
HELLO LC. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON THIS SIT AND I HAVEN'T SEEN ALOT OF LESBIANS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE.CUZ I AM ONE YES THHATS WAT I SAID IMA HAPPY GIRL LESBIAN SO IF UR LES STOP BY TO SAY HI OR WAT EVA JUST SO I CAN C THAT I HAVE A GAY FAMILY OUT THERE.

H
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer "From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment's notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had." - Heather Locklear, Actress "Sonny Liston has a very unusual injury, a dislocated soldier." - Henry Cooper, BBC sportscaster "Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old." - Herb Score, Sportscaster "A period novel! About the Civil War! Who needs the Civil War now -- who cares?" - Herbert R. Mayes (Editor of the Pictorial Review ), turning down a prepublication offer to serialize Margaret Mitchell's novel Gone with the Wind, 1936 "Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do." - Hillary Clinton, former first lady, at a Democratic fundraiser "The war did not turn in Japan's favor, and trends of t

Oh My God
Oh My God An old man on the beach said to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts!" "Get away from me, you crazy old man!" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he said. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you $100!" he stated. "NO! Get away from me!" "$200", he offered. She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!" "$500 if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough ... and $500 IS a lot of money ... "Well, OK ... but only for a minute." She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel. Then he started saying, "OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ..." while he was caressing them. Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God'?"

Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER:Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that? SAFER:Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST:WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine DANGEROUS:What are you so worked up about? SAFER:Could we be overreacting? SAFEST:Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that? SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS:What did you DO all day? SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFES

Chain Letters, Drama, And Shit I Feel To Rant About.
Ok. First off. Chain letters. The next son of a bitch that sends me a god damn chain letter is going to be hunted down and beaten to death with a dead rabbit. Second. I don't care about drama, just don't involve me in it. YOu put me in it, I'll end it, wether you like it or not. And finally. I am in an INCREDIBLY shotty mood since I found out my best friend on this entire planet has Lymphoma and she will be lucky to live to 23. :'(

How Much Lust Do You Have?
Your Lust Quotient: 33% You are a fairly lustful person, but nothing out of the norm. You usually keep your lust under control, but sometimes it gets the better of you. How Much Lust Do You Have?

Boo Bash 2k6
I had the most killer fucking time hanging out with my best friend and another good friend and her husband tonight. I even got to have Mario sign my arm. Yeah yeah i know lame but i like him so FUCK YOU. Well its nighty night for me and siz .. talk more later. @

Angels Weep
Angels Weep Angels weep within me, as I gaze onto your bed. And find envy of such things, as the pillow neath thy head. The night she holds you sweetly, And my eyes can't turn away. Just watching as your sleeping, gazing where you lay. Do not wake sweet angel, let me wacth you more I pray. For soon i will be woken, and you'll be a world away. Angels weep within me, as we whisper of this sight. I weep myself my darling, for the wish to kiss goodnight. DJ

A Sudductive Adult Story. 18+
He walked in from a long and disturbing night of Duties when he found her, awaiting his return She stepped up to him and looked at him with a deep burning passion and spoke in a soft southern accent. "You're home now let me take your mind from such a cold night" Without so much as a word she removed his button down Camo jacket sliding it down it hit the floor and his arms wrapped around her waist taking her and looked at her eye to eye so she could see the hunger within his eyes and he spoke back to her. " I come home for you and the warm embrace we share every night, I hunger for your kiss and groan for the taste of you on my lips" He picked her up and moved from the front door of their home and moved towards their bedroom that was covered and made specially for just them and the love they shared. Red curtains adorned the window and red silk sheets covered their king sized bed with matching red pillows, Candles along the wall was the only light within the room, no tv and no mus

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?
Your Lucky Underwear is Blue You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first. What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are Elmo Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

If I Knew...
If I knew it would be the last time I'd see you fall asleep, I'd tuck you in more tightly, And pray your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time I'd see you walk out the door, I'd hug you and kiss you--and call you Back for just one more. If I knew it would be the last time We'd spare a minute or two, I'd stop and say "I love you," Instead of assuming you know I do. If I knew it would be the last time I'd be there to share your day, I wouldn't wait until tomorrow, Letting time with you slip away. For surely there is a tomorrow To make up for an oversight, And we'll always get a second chance To make everything all right. There will always be another chance To say our "I love yous," And certainly there's another chance To say our "What I can dos." But just in case I might be wrong, And today is all I get, I'd like to say I love you, And hope you never forget. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, Young or

What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Halloween Party Pics Are Up
As promised the halloween costume party pics are up and I look like shit but its all good. It was a decent night of being left out of conversations and ignored for the most part since I am not actually a CVS or Sav-On pharmacy team member but what can I say? It was a night out nonetheless.

Well Well Well
Well i cant seem to see how this is more interseting then my space at 230 in the morning.except that there are more skinny big breaste woomen for my boyfriend to look at so that i feel more like shit then i already do. Yes u can go ahead and say it "she's a jealous bitch" and damn right im jealous. Jealous that the one i love more then anything has to look at women on here and no i wont call them ladies because a lady doesnt show herself off some a ho or whatever. I mean no offense to anyone. I just cant see how someone can say they love some else and not be turned on by them. I guess its not meant to be understood or something. oh well anyways guess ill find something else to do since this cold isnt gonna let up anytime soon and the coughing is keepin me up.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You're easy going about who you're with, as long as they love you back. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Lonelyness
Lately Lonelyness Has Taken over and I Feel So alone as it Passes me Everyday. This is not a poetry or a Verse. This is me Writing to See if annyone out there listens to what i say I Know i have a Broken Foot and i Cant go annywhere But i try meeting People and no one gives me no attention To Them im Just a Number in their friendlist or Myspace;s i Just wish Someone would give me attention Cause its HORIBLE To be Home for 5 months Everyone has perfect lives and perfect girlfriends and friend and they go out and hangout and i feel so Depressed not to be like them :-( paulo

How Much Have You Changed In 10 Years?
You've Changed 40% in 10 Years Ah, the past! You may not remember it well - because you're still living in it. While you've changed some, you may want to update your wardrobe, music collection and circle of friends. How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?

Looking For Herman
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ************************************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." ************************************************** Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay." *******************

Jaycee & Kat Go To The Movies [[w/ Pix!]]
Hmm...so today wasn't as exhillerating as I thought it would be.I realy don't know where the hell my head was because I've been doing soooo many stupid fucking things aaaaaaall day. Like, I'm looking for my keys and they're in my hand the whole time. What a douche. Anyways, sometime this afternoon me n' my bro went to the Wendy's drive thru thingy for lunch. I pulled up to pay the dude and I handed him the $10 I had in my hand and the FUCKING wind blew the fucking money outta my hand. So I had to get out of the car and chase the fucking money around the parking lot while my car is STILL at the fucking window. I looked like such a retard...and thats how my day started. After I ate my food, I decided to get in the shower and get ready for the night. I've been looking like such a boy the past few days. Hair tied back, big ass sweatshirt, jeans, the whole deal so I actually wanted to be a girl today. So I spent forever doing my hair and makeup and what not. I was thinking I'd be ou

Exploration Erotic Acomplished
The secret world of smooth warm flesh Your graceful curves delight my eye They call my fingertips to explore them Such a wondrous geography, paradise I ache to be your favorite native son, born to love each rise, and silken valley, humbly bow my head to drink so deep from your wellspring of sweet desire I long to quench my lusty thirst in you Parched, like a desert nomad's throat Dream of the day when you float above Find sweet release, like clouds and rain Your hands reach out, to take my face And pull me to your waiting breasts To suckle you long as a greedy child Lulled by the music, of your hot breath Your fingers plow furrows in my hair And trace my brow, fever flushed Softly croon song of love to me Need binds me tight to your side Do you feel me throb so deep inside? A counterpoint to your rolling motion? My growling voice echoes in the room Your name kisses my lips and tongue Trembling thighs, so graceful spread Heaven's gate open so wide

Happiness Is A Journey--not A Destination
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation,or when we retire. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with... And remember that time waits for no one. So, stop waiting --until your car or home is paid off --until you get a new ca

The Calligraphy Of Desires
My velvet brush dips deep and lingers there In the warm inkwell of your endless desire the ink of passion flows for me tonight So I may show you how It feels my muse To be so truly needed by an ardent lover I hunger to write poems of love's power Upon the warm supple parchment of your skin Secret words that only you can comprehend Till my brush runs dry and I return to dip again In ink made by god for the calligraphy of desire

Is There A Clown In Everyone?
You can say that i made this blog to actually see if there is a clown spirit in you. Not saying that it has to be there only if you dress up as one. Everyone has a goofy side to em down deep. Sometimes it comes out in awkward moments or just around friends and family. I think of it as a need to get yourself cleansed from all the boredom in adult life. Sometimes humor and humilation is all you have to feel alive.

Hunting Season
There was this newly married couple, that were taking a tour bus up to Minnesota for their honeymoon. As they were on their way, the bus got a flat tire, and was forced to pull over to the side of the road. The man, named Sven, said to his wife named Olga, "Why don't we go up to the woods and make love? It would be so romantic." Olga said, in reply "No, we must wait til we get to Minnesota, in order for it to be special." Sven said "Ok," and they got back on the bus, and continued on, in persuit of Minnesota. While they were on the bus, the couple began talking to the other passengers, and were starting to have a good time. Among the group, was a bunch of hunters, hoping to get a shot at a huge animal in Minnesota. Just about that time, the bus somehow ran out of gas and was forced to stop for the second time. Once again, Sven ask Olga if she wanted to go up to the woods and make sweet sweet love. Olga responded the same way, by saying that they should wait until they get

Hungry Heart
Sweet Sexy Vixen Of Mine pink orchid of love fragrant flower so rare of desire's full bloom nestled in that glade below your mossy rise my tongue, a hummingbird hungry for passions nectar hovering above you, wanting to drink so deep, and long till my thirst is quenched my hungry heart is filled but for a short blissful time then hungry again, takes wing to drink deeply of you again sweet pink orchid of desire

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As Kids.........
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All

Ok, Please Read
I come into the bedroom to see love from all my cherries. It took me two and a half hours to send love to all my cherries for Halloween today (in a form of a comment, I'm sure you all received it, the skeletons fucking around, the video and then my tag) I do take the time to show love to all my friends, because I appreciate each and every one. If I could, I would have you all as my family. You all cheer me up, and lately I've needed it. I'm not gonna say why because I don't want pity, and I want this to stand on it's own two feet, not with some other bullshit tagged on. So I became friends with Love Sex n Death and thought he was so great I made a sign and held it and took a pic for him because he asked me to, about his band (LSD). He was in my family list. Enough said. So I go through all the trouble of sending everyone halloween greeting and this is what I get as my comment. It's still on my page if you don't belive me: Love Sex n Death 2006-10-28 20:29:28 WHAT THE FUCK

My Sweet Venus
My sweet venus in white lace bound tight to the warm earth by the silken cords of desire burning passion's chains bind her wrapped round her racing heart My goddess and slave of love she wakes the hungery beast that by her touch may tame she bends it's will to her needs she softly calls out my name warm as a summer breeze she beckons me come closer an invitation to worship deep her flawless alabaster temple in that secret perfumed grotto heaven nestled safe between those smooth and graceful twin pillars of her supple thighs to drink my fill of ambrosia made drunk by that spring flowing so pure for me alone

Like Shaking A Coke Bottle
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way. "Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?" "Yuck!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!" He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?" "Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that." So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out o

My Goddess
A vision in turquoise fills my hungry eye your golden curves framed to perfection dark curls spill over white linen pillows your graceful body arched like a spring my goddess in high heels, temptress divine I feel the waves of heat rise from you shimmering in the soft candlelight like the sun pouring it's warming glow your scent drifts seductive to fill my head your soft moans hone my raging appetite I silently circle you like a hungry wolf hooded eyes glowing unblinking sniffing the warm air, I growl to you a flash of knowing passes between us two ancient souls bound by passion a silent invitation in your sparkling eyes, desires message mirrored on your full lips the need and hunger is there unspoken your call loudly rings in my heart's ear yes my lover, yes my mate, Shakti mine your silken bonds hold you so tightly your proud round rump raised high for me a line of turquoise, like a winding stream between those soft hills that call to me to kneel behi

Lonely
have you ever loved something or someone so much that it hurts? well right now i am at that point in my life. I want to be happy, but i cant, ive been trying so hard but no matter what i do or who i am with i cant be. im not around the person i care about and im not happy at all. I think this is the hardest thing ive ever had to go through. i dont feel "hole" i know it sounds so lame but there isnt any other way to put it. I just want to feel normal!

A Glance Of A Dark-skinned Woman
They made their way through the house, through the softly lit parlor with abundant pillows and the big screen television, sound muted. Most bodies were upright but some were already horizontal and squirming -- all were naked. He had a nice build, with well-groomed pubic hair a testament to his regard for genitalia. Pierced nipples, too. Very nice. She was much smaller, with a delicate pussy. Great succulent nipples. The man was the first to notice the steady stream of porn being played on the wide screen but the woman saw that the coffee table was strewn with glossy nudie magazines. Steps from the kitchen, where voices and laughter suggested friendly interaction, she had a small panic attack and clutched his arm. I couldn't hear what they said but I can only assume that the steady visual stream of tits, asses, cocks, pussies, moans, and slippery sloshing noises overwhelmed her. It scared the hell out of me the first time, too. And she was a tiny thing, which made her seem mor

My Letter To You On The Date October 28th 1684
October 28th, 1684 Dearest : Your letter of the 27th is before me. I am always glad to hear from you, but your letter is so cold and calculated that I do not like it. If you love me any at all you might write in a different style. Dearest, I do not like to chide you for anything but please write me something from your heart. My soul aches for want of reciprocating feelings. I am surrounded here with nothing but the cold formalities of this cruel service and therefore expect from you, as my only love something that will cheer my desolate feelings. Dear, dear Love, do you not think I am partially right – or do I ask too much from you? I really hope you have not forgotten yet those happy, very happy moments we have passed together. Love, do you think I love you at all or do you think I have married you for a mere tool that I could use at my moment? God forbid that such a thought should ever enter my mind. I know Dearest that I have been the cause of much grief to you. I know I

Just Sayin Hi To All Cherry Fans Wuts Up
come check me out im wicked evil i go by red hair demon my real name is jeffrey but i go by jeff or red hair demon feel free to add me as a friend or become a fan and so on theres lots to do on here but yeah come comment me and stuff

What Mythical Creature Or Race Are You?
You scored as Angel. Congratz! You are an angel. The world looks to you for advice and comfort. You\\\'re very protective of the ones you love and help anyone that you may pass on the street. You will fight if you absolutely have to, but you WILL NOT kill. You treat everyone, even your enemies, with mercy. While you help everyone, you still feel a hint of sadness... for not everyone would truly accept you, if they truly knew you, so you usually keep to yourself.Angel80%Elf50%Fairy40%Dwarf30%Halfling30%Demon10%Orc10%Gnome10%What mythical creature or race are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Costumes
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots. "Where is your costume?" the husband asked. "This is it," replied his wife. "What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the husband. "Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on." The husband went upstairs and was back in about 2 minutes. He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis. "What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the wife. "I am a fire alarm," he replied. "A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing. "Yes," he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice and I come."

Bringing Sexy Back
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More Or Less My Random Thoughts...
The worlds a tough place...when you don't have a job, don't have someone by your side, don't have friends to have your back, have nothing to show for it...When you have the world in the palm of your hands then have the rug torn out from under you. Feeling more self-defeated than I have in years I find myself wondering if its gonna get any better. And though common sense would say it would and past experience as well my heart still finds it necessary to have such thoughts. I want to rise up. I want to meet the expectations of others and more or less myself as well. And I'm failing...at lot of things, this I know to be true. I'm not looking for pity just having a night of self reflection. And every time I get beat down its always worse then the time before, and I never truly catch up...always kinda two steps forward and one step back. And just wondering if I'm ever gonna be simply two steps ahead. Eventually I know I'll get back to the great man I once was, so full of hope and love for e

Are You Winter Or Summer?
You scored as Autumn/fall !. You are autumn. Because you just love the autumn. Maybe you should try to see the good things in some of the other seasons of the year, and try to love all the year :)Summer!50%Autumn/fall !50%Winter !42%Spring !42%All seasons !42%Are you winter or summer?created with QuizFarm.com

Revealation Of Hearts
Eternity ************** I smile whenever I recall The special moments we have had, Walking always hand in hand Through the good times and the bad. Sometimes, I think it is a dream- The love you give me could not be, But then when you are in my arms There's no mistake in this purity. Whether I'm with you or far away, My thoughts are always drown to you Like a compass needle pointing North To a love much more than true. Of all the people on this Earth- How lucky can a person be, To have found the likes of you, my love With whom I share eternity! Wondering thoughts ******************* O dreamy languors and the violet mist Of early Spring, the deep sequestered vale Gives first her paling-blue Miamimist, Where blithely pours the cuckoo's annual tale Of Summer promises and tender green, Of a new life and beauty yet unseen. The forest trees have yet a sighing mouth, Where dying winds of March their branches swing, While upward from the dreamy, sun

Condom Questions
A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and quantities. Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection, son. Protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love." The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three? The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon." "UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then, why are these in packages of six?" The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and two Sunday afternoon." "WOW" said t

Lc/ct Members Buggin The Crap Out Of Me!!!!
I really like this site. I was on LC back in the early days and hated it! But I came back earlier this year and loved so here I stay. There is a problem though. Cherry Tap members are some of the whiniest people ever!! STOP WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING! ~People don't repost my bulletins ~People rate me low ~No one is commenting my pics ~That Fat Sonny retard! ~My friends don't help me level-up Etc. etc, Blah! Blah! Blah! Shut up! All of us have opinions and we should all voice them. But there is a right and wrong way to express what you feel. Just remember: be respectful, don't whine and complain and if you have a problem with something offer a solution in addition to griping. And about the name change to Cherry Tap? I think everyone is right. A heads up to the members would have been nice! But it's done and won't change so go to the administrators tell them how you feel, offer a solution to the issue for next time, then get over it. *Choco steps off his soapbox*

Do You Know How To Have Sex?
A man walks up to a farmer's house and knocks on the door. When a woman opens the door, the man asks her if she knows how to have sex. Not amused, she slams the door in his face. The man knocks again and again asks the same question. Again, not amused , the woman screamed to get the hell away. Later, she told her husband of the incident. The husband said he would stay home the following day just in case. Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while the lady answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she said, "Yes." The man then said, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him and tell him to keep away from my wife!"

If We Had Sex! What Would You Do?......
1. Would you be in control? 2. Can i get your number? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you ? 20. WOULD U Fuck me TODAY?

Friends With Benefits
i'm in a long-term relationship that i do not want to leave. nor am i looking to come between anyone elses relationship. but the passion has ebbed from the sex life that i have with the woman i share my life with. i want that passion, that primal sex back in my life. i need the passion. i'm searching for a woman, married or not, or a couple that might be in the same boat as me for mutual gratification. NSA casual relationship. we would only have stolen hours when the opportunity is right for the both of us. no commitments, no obligations. i'm safe, clean, drug and std free, sterile, relatively attractive, discreet, intelligent, good listener and well versed in the art of pleasing a woman. oh, yea, i'm honest and upfront, too. i have joined just about every adult dating site on the web without positive results. i do not believe there are no women in this area that do not have the same interests as me. is there something wrong with how i am stating it? i would appreciate

Rise Your Candle Please!!
What more can I do?? Sorry!! All!! I just found out like 5 mins ago!! That my ex boyfriends dad.. Just passed on!! Sooo please.. Rise you candles for him!! He is a dear friend.. Please rise you candle... Last week he when in for open-heart surgery... He is was a funny, great, man!!! Please repost for all to see!!! Thanks all you cherres!!! I will keep you posted on this!! Jeannie

Doctors Visit
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a huge grizzly bear appeared in front of him! Terrified, he raised up the umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No" The doctor continued, "There was a loud explosion, and the bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot the bear." "That's kind of what

Kittyland
Knowing not where I’m going. A place not found on any map. I may get lost, but never will I lose my way. Exploring your low land valleys. Climbing your majestic mountain ranges. Crossing your heartland through your prairies. Trekking along to your wetlands. Arriving at Beaver canyon. Taking in by it’s natural beauty, I carefully descend into your canyon below. As I paddle down Pussy River Rapids, slamming against the countless number of rocks ahead.. Mercilessly dragged along the bottom, holding tightly. Bouncing along until reaching the calm waters of Full Kitty Bay. Enjoying the ride, the joy of my journeys climatic end pulsates throughout my entire body. Forever I'll be in Kittyland.

My Voice
To many times people play so many games on here so since I saw this cool thing on one of my friends pages I decided to do it on mine as well. If you go to my profile you can now scroll down and hit play and here my voice. Now with my pics and my voice you will see I am no player here....hugssssssssss

Who Wears The Pants?
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"

Cassie
Seriously you need to take advantage of my one time offer of 39.95 i will give ya lessons in spelling and grammer. But wait thats not all if you act now i will teach ya to be a smart ass just like ME. This offer is not available in stores so ACT NOW!!!!!

Lift Your Eyes
Lift Your Eyes When you lift your eyes to heaven, I'm afraid I wont be there. To return what you are looking for, within your empty stare. Heaven was made for angels, a place for them all to sing. But I will not be in heaven, Lifes broken all my wings. I will not be there to greet you, or show you where they play. While you still fly in heaven, on the ground is where i'll stay. So if ever your flying over, and forget to say hello. I'll know that your an angel, to busy for us below. But if you fall from heaven, i'll be there when you bleed. For with you i'll too see heaven, your smile is all I need. DJ

Movie- Open Season
ok, i wanted to take my son, hes my usuall excuse for seeing these movies, but since he is beyond grounded, i just went. open season was great and so worth seeing. i am so buying this movie.. for the kid, really! there are plenty of jokes for the adults to enjoy, that leave the kids wondering why we're laughing...

Lutcher Assholes
Ya know I'm really getting sick of these Lutcher bitches around here. Seriously most think they're all that and a cup a fucking tea when they're flashing their parents money around. Time to grow up little lutcher kiddies! You're not a real man or a real women till you can make it on ur own! Why is it people around here have their head shoved so far up their ass that they cant see that they're not better than anyone else. And for those who think they're perfect once again I'll say this TRY WALKING ON WATER. Only person in this world who is PERFECT IS GOD. Ok and as for all the fake fuckers out there. Dont act like you're someone's friend when you turn around and lie to that person. I mean if you dont want someone to go somewhere with you JUST TELL THEM and stop being pussies. To Lie and tell someone they must have a costume to get into HOLLYWOOD LOUNGE tonight when that person can call and find out is just upright being an asshole. One thing EVERYone int his town NEEDS TO LEA

I Heard You Speaking For A Heart
I heard you speaking for a heart, your heart--- wondering what was different, wondering why it felt like golden velvet folded unto itself. You did not speak of partings, but I felt it in the way you joined to my skin, listened like a fretful child for the beat of my heart. And I said I would hold you somewhere inside me, in days or months or years, and wept when you said I should not murder my seldom spoken dreams. I could not and you could not say a sort of farewell without this touching, You asked if I knew what I had given you, and yes dear one---I did. I gave you safe harbor, and a touch you hungered for, and I taught you just how much was worth loving, and I did so knowing this night would come, So my sweet love, go. Regret will not wear your name, and I will never wish That we had never happened. Doubt yourself. Doubt the world. But never doubt what you are to me, and I do fondly love you.

Haunted Review
ok this is a second hand review. i have it on gfood advice that the tallon falls haunted house.. woods, what ever it was in tallon falls ky was worth the drive there and back. who was t his trusted person? my 12 year old daughter, four of her friends and the three adults w ho accompanied them.. lol so if you get the chance go, i believe theyre open from now till halloween.

Young Wife
Young Wife A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice. "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?" The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her." "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help." Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home. "

Parrot
"Parrot" David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, very rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and became even more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was quiet - not a sound for half a minute. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct

Lol Nice Party!
hehehe it wasn't very nice but i danced dj sucked but it was still ok not a lot of people but still funny wearing a costum (in fact i took the clothes of my sister, she's a doctor) check out the pics i uploaded! i'm waiting for the pics that my friends took too! i came home at 7:30 am and went to sleep at 8 and i slept till 7pm lol 11 hrs!!!!!! hahaha now it's almost 3am again, i'm thinking about to go to sleep soon :P well it was a lost saturday lol hope everyone enjoyed it! :P much love Maria

Damn
I was away for 10 hours...and LC is now CT. Interesting. First thing I did was browse through my bulletins, and sure enough, people are not happy about the name change. I don't think CherryTap has quite the same ring to it as LostCherry, but I do see Mike's point in changing it. LC really does sound more like a porn site than a social networking site, so I think the name change will help attract more people. We'll all get used to it, just like we do with all the physical changes. Oh well, that's just my two cents on the whole thing. Just sucks to be all you suckers who bought $20 T-Shirts! lol jk friends ;)

Blind Date
"BLIND DATE" An attractive young woman was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of girl!" "I believe ya," her date said, as he tried to comfort her. "You're the first one," she gulped. "The first one to make love to you?" he asked. "No!" she replied. "The first one to believe me!"

Only A Few People Can Read This....
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I Got Something To Say!!!
I HAVE A FEW SAYINGS I AM FOND ON USING... 1)IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T LOOK... THIS MEANS FOR PPL WHO DON'T LIKE THE WAY I LOOK THEN DON'T LOOK SIMPLE AS THAT... 2)I AM OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER BUT YOUNG ENOUGH TO LEARN... 3)I AM SO GOOD I'M BAD I AM SO BAD I'M GOOD... 4) JUST SOMETHING TO THROW IN I AM THE BITCH OF MY CASTLE AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM SAYING THANK YOU WHEN SOMEONE CALLS ME A BITCH...I AM THE #1 BITCH SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE IT STRAIGHT... I AM SWEET LIKE CANDY BUT I KNOW I CAN BE A BITCH AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT!!!

Join My New Contest's!
Hey everyone, Im Havin 2 contest's this time, Im lookin for 10 females per contest 20 in total! 1st Contest "PHATest LC Ass" Lookin for 6 girls who think they have the PHATest Ass on LC! Any pics of your ass can be up in the contest, obviously the better the pic, the better the vote's! 2nd Contest" "Sexiest Halloween Costume" Anything goes in this Sexiest Costume contest, Any kind of costume the Sexier the better! Female's only please Need 8 more ladies! If you are interested in either of these contest's please contact me for more info or with pic information to put you in! ~LiLRoc420©~@ CherryTAPb

More Updatez On Me
Saturday, Still got that damn headache, Today my moms wedding was today you all should seen it.. It was really pretty, I almosted Cried lol but I was ok I was taking pictures for my new cousin Lori she is really cool love her to death.. I have three new pictures of me an I will put them on here when she gets them on the computer you all going to love my new look lol.. But I know It will be great to have a really new look.. I really like everyone in this house said that I was really cute.. hahahaha yeah right.. Any How I will give you all updates how I am doing ok.. I hope you all have a really good safe weekend ok.. Virgo24

Hmmm....
Ok, this new name... hmmmm where to begin. I personally dont like the new name, it's kinda lame.. doesnt really have a hook to it like the LC did. They should have put up a poll asking members for suggestions on new names or letting members vote on names they are thinking of. The Cherry Tap... for some reason when i say that it automatically brings "crap" to mind. I know it wont kill the site because the site does rock and has tonnes of very cool people on it and some of the nicest you'll find on a site like this. A poll still would have been nice to see and possible give members a chance to really affect the site and show creativity. They have the contests for getting new members to join, how about a contest to name the LC something more suiting. Just my rant.. take it or leave it, i'm blogging :P. Ren

Id Die Without U....
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said..no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever..and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... Your not pretty, your beautiful, i dont want to be with you forever, i NEED to be with you forever, and i wouldnt cry if you walked away...i'd DIE......

Omg!!!!!
Ok first I would like to address and issue that is buggin the whole shit out of me....why is that here lately only like skeezy old dudes are hitting on me???? Why cant I find a BAM look a like that is totally hot for me instead I get Don Vito!!!! I mean cheese and crackers people!!! yes, Im married and no it shouldnt matter if hot guys dont flirt with me but, it does matter because Im a girl and girls like hot guys to hit on them!!!! granted some really hot guy called me a little goth princess because of the fact my hair is now like black as night... Ok next issue up for review is the fact that as of the clock on my computer says midnight the concert is officially tomorrow!!!! granted I felt like wild e coyote planning the damn thing because anything that can go wrong has but, still OMG!!! Im so excited!!!! I made t-shirts for me and the barb to wear which are black with glow in the dark paint pray that nothing happens to them while they are drying!!!! knowing my luck my cat wil

Why Did I Do That....
Ok Alot of you dont know me from Eve... and that maybe good Or it might be bad. The question Is, Will I Ever find the One who Is right for Me, and He HAS to Accept that I am a Mom with a lil one who comes first. The One I want, Well.. He and I Are Still Best Buddies and Still when we get a chance talk about things and I know WE would get with Each other in a Heart beat. But What I cant get is why He and I Split in the first place. It was So right, We never fought.. nothing Like thast ever happened, I Always felt So Safe with him. I think back to the days when it was Just me and Him and them feelings come over me again and No one can Ever take them Away from me... Can Anyone relate to Me here?? :(

New Dog?
sup folks, well to those who don't know i have a year old black cockapoo named sohpie. well we just got another one. my mom just pulled into our drive way. when she step out of the car,and tured around to find a tiny little dog. it had a collar but no tags. all it had was its raby tags(that god) well we feed it (it was starrving). we are calling it homey. ill try to get pics when i can. so for now i guess we have two dogs.

And You Thought Ambien Texting Was Bad...
Drunk Dialing. It can be fun. Or it can be embarrassing. Or it can result in a restraining order. Ambien Texting. You have read my stories. It should be avoided. Well, at least I think so. Those on the receiving end of my pics of pink parts seem to enjoy it. But there is a new danger. It is called Sex Texting. Sex Texting happens when 2 people are getting hot and sweaty and decide to put the camera on their cell phones to good use. You know, catch a little action on film. Maybe send it to a friend. There are a few problems with this. I mean, aside from angle, flash and focus. First of all, it interrupts the rhythm. Second...it makes you think about the best pose, and not concentrate on counting to 6. Third - Yep, you guessed it. When you are distracted by the whole banging thing, you can't be sure who you are sending your pictures to. So, there you are. Thinking you are getting freaky. Sending a picture or two (or 5) to a friend, to turn them on. Letting them in

New Baby
Just wanted to let everybody know baby is here, he is a little early but he is very good now. He had a rough start and had to be flown to bigger hospital for NICU. It was horrible 1 doctor would say one thing and another would say something else it was crazy, still dont really know what happen. I am just very thankful to the goddess for him and the fact that he can breath now and I can hold him and walk around with him without tubes and alarms. And the fact he only had to be there a week. I know alot of other babies are there longer. He is truely forth the 14 years I waited for him. His big sister is very happy with him also. I have to fight her for him all the time.

Pathetic Pathetic Pathetic...
So I get asked out on a date yesterday but I already had plans with a friend of mine so I didn't go. He was begging to take me out to dinner or to go get a drink somewhere. So tonight, I say are you still up for the date, and he goes "well just come over here to my house" Ok for one thing. I have never met this man before. he lives in my town. I don't just go over to strangers houses to meet them. Secondly, he is kind of pervy and always talks about how he'd like to have his way with me (these kind of things I do not care about, words are just words, blah)... So I keep telling him that I'm NOT going to just go over there so he can maybe take advantage of me. I suggest going out and he thinks every place in town will be packed cuz it's Halloween. WHATEVER so I'm sitting here in a cute v-neck sweater and new jeans and my new boots and have no where to go. Men. SUCK. And that other guy I spoke of. Still has not called. I sent him a message asking what he was up to

Driving Age
Last weekend in Sydney three tennage boys were killed in a car accident ages 16 & 17 yr olds their funerals were Friday & Saturday The driver went to all 3 anyway speed was a big faxctor as always but these kids never learn. Then a L plater was clocked 80Km past speed limit on her own without supervision this is becoming ridiculous the age for Learner drivers here is 16 which i think is to young, anyway i just wish these kids would learn that speed kills no matter how long they have had their licence. I think the age limit should be lifted to 21 but know that wont happen, just wish kids would take it easy on the roads & respect the car they are driving its not a toy the problem is today kids think they are invincible pity its not true. what are your views?

Keeping Our Love Alive
1.Talk to each other. Best friends talk!!! Once the initial passion dies down, you are left with conversation. If there is no conversation then the relationship may only be built on the physical, and thus, not likely to last in the long-term. Find new things to talk about every day, even if it is just reporting your day to your loved-one. Talk about current events in the news, the plot of your favorite movie or just discuss plans for the next time you go out. Talking is the key to longevity…don’t forget it! 2.Get away with each other. Take a trip together, whether for a night, a weekend or a week - it will breathe new life into your relationship, as well as test the waters by forcing you out of your ‘safe" environment. Plus, you will be creating memories to last throughout your relationship. (Be sure to take pictures!) 3.Give gifts. Sure, you can survive on love alone - but why? Don’t ever forget the importance of gifts! Don’t feel like you must spend a fortune on gift-givi

People, Family And Friends
I wanna write cause I feel like I have so many things to say. But, I just don't know how I want to write them. You know you would think by the time you grew up you would be more the wiser. But, at 45 and changing who you are. Or, more like how you act and treat someone or people is and has been tough for me. Maybe I think to much, take certain obligations to far. I honestly don't know. But my biggest challenge and the one I am the most proud of is raising a wonderful 14 year old daughter. Feeling vulnerable and humble after 45 years of being and asshole is tough. And it makes it very emotional for me. It is nice and the reactions I have gotten from people has really opened my eyes. Thinking about a very good person and someone I call a friend. Who just lost is father brings back or really starts some emotions that I never felt when my father pasted over 10 years ago. Or, a co-worker that his wife has had to have my understanding a second surgery for cancer. Today these th

God's Two Gifts
God's Two Gifts One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time

Walk Away
So watch me walk away this time from you, after all this hurt you've put me through, and just maybe one of these days, you'll look back on me, and you'll remember what we used to be, and in a depressing moment, to yourself you’ll say, I guess she's the one that got away.

Captured
Captured by the look in your Eyes Lost in the gaze and taken by surprise Sweetest desires stir the soul Surrender the fight and give in control Day dream of one who is the one Sought inside the mind till dream is done Fed on hope and longing desire Burns so deeply the hottest fire Seeking one who is all to me Praying to god just let me see The one who’s love can make life sweet The one who makes life so complete Lost in the gaze and moment sublime your eyes hold me suspended in time By R. Thomas Dinsmore

I Love You
I loved you from the start, From then on you stole my heart. I whooped your ass in that game, Things will never be the same. You're the one that I want most, I'll still be here at the final post. You can talk to me and I wont judge, I am here and will not budge. It really hurts me to see you down, That's when I become your clown. I'll be yours forever and ever, Being with you feels like heaven. All our friends can plainly see, That we are really meant to be. If loving you is a crime, I'll be sentenced for the rest of time. I wrote this poem just for you, Just to say I love you!!!

Unfelt
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway

Lust
FOR ONE SO LOST IN THE HEAT OF DESIRE LUST FORGED SO STRONG IN PASSIONS FIRE KNOWING THE THINGS I LONG TO DO DESIRE ONLY TO DO THEM WITH YOU FEEL THE CARESS AS WE DRAW NEAR GIVE IN TO OUR LUST LET GO OF ALL FEAR KISSING OUR BODYS AND TASTE THE SWEET JUICES TOUNGES DANCE IN PLACES OUR FIRE SEDUCES LICKING AND SUCKING AND GRINDING IN HEAT TO US WE SEEK THE GREATEST TRESURED TREAT CUM IN MY MOUTH AND LET ME DRINK YOU IN MY NEED FOR THIS IS NOT BORN IN THE SIN I TASTE YOU AND LOVE THAT SMELL SO TRUE MY DESIRES ARE ONLY TO BE THERE WITH YOU TILL TIME IS A MEMORY AND ALL PASS AWAY GIVE YOU MY HEART AND ALWAYS TO STAY KNOWING MY PLACE AND THIS LUST WE SHARE THE FEELING KEEPS GROWING NONE CAN COMPARE BY R Thomas Dinsmore

Let's Start Over
Lets start over Have a new begining But baby all I'm seeing Is an unhappy ending Watch I'll show you I'll change I'm gona start to call But you haven't even called Since we got back together You haven't at all I don't want to give up Because I believe in us But you got to do some thinking You need my trust I want you to hold me in your arms I want you to do it in front of your friends If this doesn't happen soon We are going to come to an end I don't want this to happen But I might not have a choice Baby all I'm asking you Is to call so I can hear your voice When I see you all I do is smile But this only happens Every once and a while I want to smile all the time I want you to be happy That you can say she's mine But I still can't get out Everything I want to say Line after line... I can't get you out of my head Time after time...

Not A Poem Just Erotic Writing
We meet at the door. I kiss you and you are sweet. the gentle softness of your skin is so enticing. I hold you in our heated embrace. My heart races at the thoughts of those things I want to do to you. I am carried away on thoughts of your naked body next to mine. Of fondling your breast and sucking the nipple. Of using my tongue in circles around the nipples. Of nibbling your ears and neck. Of slow kisses that lead me on down. Of the pleasure I will feel as I circle you pussy with my firm tongue.. As I flick it hard against your clit... as I feel your g spot with my finger. Working slowly at first and then faster as I see you respond.. How I love the look of ecstasy as it comes of your face... I lick harder and faster to bring you there... I know your getting there because you begin to grind into my face... I love it yes baby use me... you push my face into it harder and I am thrilled with knowing you will soon explode... your orgasm is cumming and I taste your juices beg

Scars
The scars on my heart are finally fading The pain in my life is finally subsiding And the fire of my soul is burning once again There is now a new meaning to my very existence I actually look forward to being able to laugh And I find that it no longer hurts to smile The past is now nothing more to me than a distant memory The ones who existed within it can hurt me no longer And those who have kept my heart captive must now set it free The future is simply all I long for now Not knowing what’s to come destroys me the most But I fear that my days ahead will not be as I want them I know that the path we’ve chosen to take will test our strengths It shall question every possible moral, value, and belief But it will prove to us both the true meaning of everlasting love You have shown me that it’s okay to love once again You have made me realize how lucky of a person I truly am And you have made me absolutely the most appreciative person in the world I need you a

Someone
I promised someone one time I would be there one and only I promised someone one time I would never leave them lonely I promised someone one time My love was only for them I promised someone one time I wouldn't fall in love with him Someone promised me one time That they would never cheat Someone promised me one time They would never leave Someone promised me one time Their love I would have Someone promised me one time They would never leave me sad Someone promised me one time Their secrets they would share Someone promised me one time They would always care But someone broke that promise And from me they ran away Leaving me to relive All the promise's made that day Someone broke those promises All though to mine I held true Someone broke those promises All though I still loved you Someone broke those promises And someone broke my heart Someone broke my soul They tore my world apart Someone broke those promises When my eyes were blind

Hell Hath No Fury...
HELL HATH NO FURY .... LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to se

I Can't Stop.....
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

The Death Wish Generation And The Police
Dear Readers: A new Study Finds Crime Growing at 'Alarming Pace'. Some Cops Say Hometown Security Sacrificed for Homeland Security This huge problem is going to get worse before it gets better and all in the name of ignorance from the law enforcement executives and all the people in power would they be from the educational, political, religious or scientific community. The sad reality is that the very essence of their problem is due to pure ignorance and it is catching up with them and society at large. For years now I have pointed out this "Death Wish Generation" and its deadly subconscious attitude. Conventional educationists are simply helpless and keep drowning deeper in their lack of knowledge. There is so much more than what logic has to offer to those mental snobs and the obvious facts is that; the educational systems either scientific or religious values do not work and is failing miserably. This world's leaders are so logical, so rational so earthy and so slow t

The Power Of Your Subconscious
Hello Readers, What about teaching you something that is free, enjoyable and terrific? This essay is a fragment of my upcoming book titled ..You Are God!.. The last Full Moon of October 6th, 2006 in the sign of Aries (the Head) will support anything involving the Mind and finding oneself. Thus I decided to use this lunation to serve all my faithful readers by offering you the option to auto-analyze your God given gift of creativity. As you all know I am also a Clinical Hypnotherapist and over the years I realize how little is known of both the Subconscious and the Superconscious hugeness productive forces. When I arrived in the US back in 1984 I was totally destitute with no friends, no social security literally homeless and only $50 left in my pocket. But today I enjoy the true American dream, I achieve world wide fame, I own my own publishing company, I am ..Who is Who in America.., I have been on all major radio and television programs, I enjoy very famous friends, I

Soon
As you sit there so peaceful and quiet, my heart begins to beat faster as if to riot ways to get you to see all the pain and suffering you had caused me there’s no where to run there's no where to hide you have brought the demon within outside, as you sit there bound to a chair, you yell at me in your pitiful despair, well you can yell to your face is blue still nothing can save you, I take the knife and cut your lips, and give you one last kiss, I can taste your fear that death is near. And I take the crimson knife and X a mark, over your heart lean down and look in the eyes, and tell you everything is fine, cause real soon your heart will be all mine.

Save The Children From Deadly Religions!
If you support my work sign up for Free Newsletter http://www.drturi.com/news/ Download Moon power it free http://www.drturi.com/moonpoweroffer2006.php Dear readers: Take the time to watch this trailer and see how religious poisoning occurs in the very vulnerable minds of children. Now you wonder why the Muslims who have been poisoned for years want to kill for the "Prophet"? In the US Christians are doing the same thing for Jesus. What a crazy world! http://www.jesuscampthemovie.com/ http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movies/movie.html?v_id=342517 I am amazed at the IMBECILITY of some religious teachers out here. This is really scary I may add as this young victimized generation was born with both Pluto (death) in Scorpio (drama) and some younger children with Jupiter (codification of thoughts/books/bible/Koran/education) in Scorpio (death/drama/fanaticism/terrorism). Read what I wrote in Moon power 2007 about Pluto in Scorpio: "The Death Wish Generation" Pluto

Odd Ramblings
There is so much romance to life... it is everywhere. We spend so much time trying to bend life to our will, to control and change and modify, that we often forget sometimes its enough to just enjoy. There is magic all around us... I've forgotten that, and bought into the other con. My two favorite subjects are math and science. To me I see the intracacies of life in these fields.... so many layers. There is a magic to mathematics, a music in the numbers, a symphony in the equations. Its more than merely counting, the language is so expressive and so unmistakable. When you get good at it, the numbers will dance before you, speaking their own tale.... In chemistry there is the same symphony of magic. So many nuances, so much elegance. Not the formulas, or the problems, but the underlying concepts. There is a magic to chemistry, how it functions, the precision. Change one particle, smaller than we can comprehend, and you change a deadly poison to the aroma of a flower.

The Pope And The Stars
Dear Readers: Sad enough it looks like if my predictions made on the Art Bell show in April 1991 about the US going into a religious war is coming true. In this show Art literally screamed on the air due to the sensitivity of the topic and my direct announcement. Sad enough this show has been removed from the archives since then and luckily for me I am a good friend of Tom (George Noory's producer) and after a quick telephone conversation Tom assured me he would in time retrieve this important and unarguable prediction. I am saddened by the humongous amount of ignorance mankind is suffering by teaching, supporting, endorsing and following religious dogmas for the last two thousands years. In the process, the poisoned human psyche lost the real meaning of the truth and its direct relationship to the Universal Mind and its impact upon all living things on earth. When will the world realize that confining God to a Church, Synagogue, Temple or Mosk can only bring separation, ani

A Black Heart
A black heart is an impure soul one of which that bleeds innocents to hide the pain and suffering the ones it loved had impaled upon it infecting it with corruption and loneliness Blood on your hands body on the floor the knife that once was is no longer in the drawer You say you don’t remember picking up the knife piercing flesh and soul taking another persons life You recall it a very haunting dream hoping everything is not as it seems Your rage you try to conceal for you refuse to see that what’s before your eyes is real

My Promise
Things haven't been the same Since you've been gone. For a while I wondered How I'd carry on. The emptiness inside, It aches all the time. That is the reason why I am writing this rhyme. When I heard the news, I didn't know what to do. It happened so suddenly, It just couldn't be true. They said you'd passed on, And you weren't coming home. You'd gone on to Heaven, Where your soul could roam. I cried all day And I cried all night. I say I'm okay, But I'm not quite alright. How can I pretend That I'm not still in pain, And wipe away the tears That fall like rain? I'll remember that day, The day that we met, And your smiling face I will never forget. This is my promise, A vow I'll keep evermore: You'll be in my heart Until I reach Heaven's shores.

Hey Just Added More Videos To My Cherry Stash
hey just added more videos to my cherry stash on my page please go by watch them and leave me comments on them ok rate them to i would like to know what yall think of them and if you rate them it would show me how much yall like them so please do so and thanks to whom ever does much love to ya

Wonder Pill
Wonder Pill A woman walks into her sex therapists office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says she doesnt know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she doesnt know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex jus

The Angel In Heaven
Today God, you've taken away a person that many of us loved dearly. Now our lives will be changed forever and that is a burden we all will have to bear. All we ask is that you take good care of her because now she is in your hands. and to help those of us still here to understand. We know that she is going to be with us every step of the way And at times things may get tough and we may not know what to say, That's when we will think of you and what you might say. Myrna, we know that you would want us to continue on and be strong Trust me, we will try our best even though it all seems completely wrong. As we prepare to say our final Good-bye the tears begin to flow, We now know that the healing process will be slow. By the grace of God we know that we can work through this if we all stick together, For we all know that the pain we feel is not forever. Yes, we have our good days and bad days, When people ask how we are we doing we don't know what to say. Yes the tears ar

What The Bleep Do They Known
What The Bleep Do They Known PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight. http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/astronomers-give-pluto-the-boot-as/20060824050509990019?ncid=NWS00010000000001 Hello readers; I am not surprised of the outcome knowing that in 2,500 astronomers from 75 nations attended the conference only about 300 showed up to vote. This mean, 2200 others people did not vote and that is a significant number that could easily have turned the balance around. It's really a shame that they still proceed with the vote knowing that 2200 other person were missing and that is an injustice in itself. Since when numbers don't mean anything to science when science is all about numbers? Right from there common sense dictates the vote is NOT effective. Imagine if any politician running for office found out that 2200 votes we

Lost Secrets Of The Ancient World
Lost secrets By their pure representation, Tiahuanaco, the Pyramids of Egypt, Ba'albek and numerous sacred sites all over the world, project some light, reflecting bygone civilizations and their incredible enigmas. All of these edifices must have left printed or carved material for future generations and indeed they did. I have gathered some well-documented information pertaining to the many crimes committed against mankind, in a combination of greed, ignorance fueled by fear and a specific religious agenda. Julio Cesar carries with him the heavy responsibility of setting the first fire in the Alexandria Library, where erudite "Ptolemme Soter" assembled an incredible inventory of over 700,000 books representing much of the totality of the human knowledge, since the dawn of time. Four centuries later, another fire started by an ignorant bunch of vandals, completely destroying the remaining of this extraordinary knowledge. In the year 641, this spiritual site was finally remove

Rejection And How To Deal With It
Free Newsletter http://www.drturi.com/news/ Rejection and How To Deal with It With the statistics pointing out to more than 75% of relationships ending up with failure we will all have to experience refutation a few times during the course of our life and one of the most difficult experiences to deal with is indeed "rejection". Rejection may come from many sources and some of those causes can be somehow ridiculous for some but extremely serious for others. Incidentally the most common reason for rejection is a feeling of inadequacy and a fear of failure from your partner. Regardless of the reason your significant other is dropping you is still devastating to the ego. The list is endless but let me mention a few reasons why you could be dropped. A lack of communication A lack of chemistry A lack of mental support A lack of sexual activity A lack of understanding A lack of good health A lack of spirituality One must remember that you can only perceive

Going Home
Go rest now precious one, Your life in eternity has just begun. Now you can walk, your legs are brand new. All of heaven is now in your view. Look all around, it's all in your sight, There will never be another dark night. Flowers and jewels, the street of pure gold, and all of the things that have been told. I can just imagine the smile on your face as you walk all around in that beautiful place. Greeting our loved ones as you walk along, while singing heaven's most beautiful song. This is so very hard, but it will all be okay, it isn't goodbye, we'll see you one day. We love you and we'll miss you and at times it will be tough, but as with everything, God's grace will be enough.

Fly
The night I met you in words only on a screen I knew I had to have you not only in my dreams! The words that we have shared, have caused my heart to care. At first I was a little frightened to share myself with you. but you showed me ways to make my nights better and new. You loved my body over and over again, you took me to heaven and made me live again! I have come to want to devour you, not just on this place, but I want to touch your body and feel you near. I want to hold you tightly, not just in words, but face to face. I want to pleasure you in all the ways we shared, I want to do things to you that others would only dare. I want to make our fantasies all come true... for, babe, I want to fly with you.

Know Its A Stupid Question But!!!!!
As you all know i am from Australia & we dont celebrate Halloween here but was just wondering if its a public hiliday In the U.s or just a normal day? alsois there any story that got Halloween started? & no not like the Movies lol. Would appreciate your comments? & by the way HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL YOU GUYS HUGS

Death
Her eyes begin to close as the tears roll to the floor. She knows death has pranced into the room for the reason of the kiss. She hears the moon calling as the ocean whispers her name. She lays there, Her hand slowly begin to grow cold. She is torn if she should go with them or not into the deep night sky. She decides to stop fighting them for she knows they will not leave without her tonight. Hearing the calling of her over and over again, She my now rest her head with ease, As she dances into the calling of the moon, And the ocean's soft whispers.

Juggalo's Juggalettes? What's Wrong With You Guys?!?
Below are the saddening views of Violent J himself... Important words from Violent J!! Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin each other juggahoes over spots in line at sho

Signing Off.....
Well, looks like it's time for me to get off of here for another prolonged amount of time and get back on the road. I bet there are a shitload of exciting places in New Jersey, I'm just not in one of em. :( Anyways, thanks to all of you that stopped by and showed me love!! I do appreciate it. It's kinda boring and a bit depressing being on the road with only another dude to talk to most of the time. But it's part of the process. When I'm on the road solo, I'll probably enjoy it more. Hell, I might swing through your town. If you're up for some LC company, holla at me! :) Hope you all have a great day, week, month, or whatever. I'll be back in about 2-3 weeks. I'm on my way to Atlanta, then who knows from there. And if you're voting for the rockstar pic contest, don't forget to vote for my sexy buddy Spunky! She's a sweetheart and deserves to win the contest. Help her out. Take care, Coley a.k.a. Catdaddy

My Thoughts On The Name Change.....
Ok so the decision was made to change the name. I had nothing to do with it, so I have no control over it. But as an American, I need to say something. I think I speak for a lot of people when I say one of the main reasons we are HERE and not at myshit.com is because the site is more interactive for us. YES ADULTS!!!!! The site has a veryclear disclaimer that this is an 18 or older site. Lost Cherry was the PERFECT name. Parents will pass past a name called "CherryTap", but show me a parent that would pass up a name like "LostCherry" showing on thier child's computer. Why should the name of the site be changed because some irresponsable parents don't monitor what thier kids say. As for other adults "Raising Thier Eyebrows" at the sites name: THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO!!!!! Controversial names hide some of the best sites. It keeps the "Holier-than-thou" people out. Now I understand this is not a "Porn Site," but DAMMIT, there are no sites out there that are for adult

The Crazy One!
You have been Donkey Punched in the Back of the Head by Temptation~X~Radio now come join the party, just click the pic! NOW you ALL have to bring EVERYONE to the party NOW!!!!!! The Crazy one is now spinning tunes !!

Rips
some one just ripped my pic with out asking...and im really upset about it, i have moved it to my private pics but it does not undo what that person has done, only one person has permission to rip that pic. now my other friends cant see that pic because of that one persons selfish act. sorry guys.

This Was Poem I Wrote For A Couple Of My Family Members Who Passed Away A Week Apart
Dedicated In The Memory Of Christine & Dawayne A mother and a son have passed on to the promised land,To those who knew and loved them the most the mother and son will forever remain in the hearts and memories of those they leave behind. But do not weep for them in sadness I say, But be that it may you rejoice in knowing for that they are in the presence of our lord. They are standing together,side by side, hand in hand, with each other with our lord, waiting and watching, over us and knowing that we shall all meet again soon someday. In the hours that are ahead the lord shall come to comfort and stand beside you and in the midst of the hour the lord shall whisper in your ear these sweet tender words of love, "Give me your fears"

The Spiritual Ideal Of Love
Two souls as one so did we begin Then man took the fall of original sin To wander this world till one day we meet Together then forever so sweet I feel you inside my spirit my soul Coming together two half become whole Love as it was always to be You and I for all eternity Your that one true love I begged god for Upon my knees till tired and sore Wishing to love one and be loved as well Beginning to wonder if this world was hell A state of mind where nothing is right Alone in the darkness and shunning the light Till there was you and my soul found it’s voice I need to be with you for I have no choice But to love forever and ever in truth without end You're my lover, partner and my best friend Thank you sweet Jesus in your name I swear To keep this love alive and always to care To share all of life with this one dream of love come true To offer always my blessing as a tribute to you Thank you sweet god for hearing my prayer I promise to love,

Alone
Tonight I sit here thinking about how to approach this business propostition I have to present on Monday, and I feel all alone. I am tired,a nd can not think straight and I wonder how many others are out there just like me? I have to say thank yous o far to everyone on this site who has added me or become my friend you are a great group, and keep up the good work.

Best Ass Contest!!!
so i desided today to join in on a best ass contest, and i'm not winning... but i would like to... so you should all go and vote me a ten! yup... you really really really REALLY should! ok... thanks!

On My Way Out
Today is saturday the 28th of october and tomorrow morning i am on my way to kansas for my dads wedding then i will be off to texas probably to live. I am leaving people out here in cali and if any of you from cali read this just rember i love and will miss you all and i will never forget about any of you and i will come home to visit soon guys i promise. Anyways this will be a fun and interesting trip i am nervouse because i am going to be meeting all of my new step family. Anyways i will post when i get there and tell everyone in cali how i like it anyways yall i will talk to yall soon and i just want yall to know cali will always be my hom love all the ones in cali bye guys. Tay

It Was A Bitter Split
A betrayal of the soul A sickness that cuts deep within my shattered soul missing the pieces that make it completely whole The touch that warms me like none that can really be the embrace of the innocents now taken away from me Lost in the petty fight of two who vowed to be one attempts on the love by one who would have all undone A pitiful sight to behold the queen of lies a murder of character before everyones eyes The genuine loss is seen by those who will see for those who will not they believe it to be A horrible truth that can only be known by the victims to find that a war wages at all cost for the benefit of her sickly mind A change has come at a price that is far too high to bear something sub human has shown prides true error Unable to believe that one could turn away from the leach lost is her meal of a spirit kept so far from her reach Seeking to hurt all who come near her truth to behold one who is hurt and hides from the light, growing

My Prayer For You-i Liked This Alot
When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this. Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as they seek to have a closer relationship with you. Amen. Then send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours five people have prayed for you, and you will have caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in ! your lif e. P. S. Five is good, but more is better.

Old But Worthy
agony In the rush to become what is ideal failing to think about what I feel working so hard to live up to expectation see the thing I became for others elation loosing all that I held dear giving in to all for sake of fear beholding the path that I had taken Feeling so lost, alone, and forsaken price paid in blood and sweat held cheap too high a price when the pain cuts so deep lesson learned and change given its due be true to myself and no one else new guard and beware of those called friend trust in no one until life is at an end selfish uncaring masses live and turn to dust believing the lie that the world is just By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Caffeine
Pour shame all over us Harden into a crust - - - cement - - - Forget the glamour and Mumble a jackhammer - - - under your breath - - - Hide your face in the curtains Better unsaid, so close And it rolls off the tongue ALMOST The world expects the pose Perfectly natural - - - loosen up - - - Smearing wet concrete And swearing you'll never be - - - caught - - - At your weakest, etched in stone And we're frozen here, peeking ALMOST, sweet talk, CAFFEINE Make contact Up to my neck I confess in quicksand "But it's so easy for you" "There's always one thing" "Do you have something to tell me?" "Say something" "Anything" "I'm warning you" "I'm warning you" "I'm fucking you" "I'm warning you" "Relax" "It's just a phase" "You'll grow out of it" Believe anything anyone ever tells you It's not funny any more It's thing you hate the most The thing you hate the most The thing you hate ALMOST

Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Well I'mm strongly considering leaving here,gonna decide in the next couple days. Sometimes you have to do things that you really dont want to do,but in the end you know its something you NEED to do.

Why The Name Change
l know myself n lot of others are pretty pissed about the name change, i mean i have personally added 23k plus ppl to this site since i signed up, n i think it would have been nice if the administration ask everyones opionion on this, instead of just changin it without no one knowin, n by the way i still have not gotten credit for all the referrals that i sent to this site but thats kool, i wanna know yalls opionion on this or am i the only one that doesnt agree with the managment on here?

The Brick
THE BRICK A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?" The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick bec

Ashes To Ashes
I want them to know it's me It's on my head I'll point the finger at me It's on my head Give it all to you Then I'll be closer Smiling with the mouth of the ocean And I'll wave to you with the arms of the mountain I'll see you I will let you shout no more It's on my head I'll pick you up from the floor It's on my head I'll let you even the score It's on my head Give it all to you Then I'll be closer Smiling with the mouth of the ocean And I'll wave to you with the arms of the mountain I'll see you Give the same to me then I'll be closer, closer Give the same to me then I'll be closer, closer Smiling with the mouth of the ocean And I'll wave to you with the arms of the mountain Give the same to me then I'll be closer

Will We Ever Get It Back????
This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School, Kingston, Tennessee, by school Principal, Jody McLeod. "It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country." Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate lifestyle," and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex." If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a "viable means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involve students in activities to worship rel

Last Cup Of Sorrow
This is getting old and so are you. Everything you know and never knew. Will run through your fingers just like sand. Enjoy it while you can. Like a snake between two stones it itches in your bones. Take a deep breath and swallow your sorrow tomorrow. So raise it up and lets propose a toast. To the thing that hurts you most. It's your last cup of sorrow. What can you say? Finish it today. It's your last cup of sorrow. So think of me and get on your way. It won't begin until you make it end. Until you know the how the where and the when. With a new face you might surprise yourself.

As The Worm Turns
One day you're thinking that maybe you're feeling better And you're probably an OK person, if only you had a job... Through the hollow tombs can see them Through their mouths I can hear them praying for pain But it's only a game Listen, man, I know That things are really rough And everybody gets you And life is really tough But I know that deep down inside There's a feeling that rides All the way to the end Thursday you sit in your room with the lights turned out And you don't answer the door Friday morning looks sunny and bright Like it's going to be a good day And it would be if only you had a job Time is on your side, you're young Don't waste your time today

Busy
I been reading and partying I guess this weekend. I can't do either all day. I can only read so much. Been busy sorry if anyone feels neglected.. That's all, I have to go now. Ya'll have fun halloween sort of weekend.

Lost 2 Pounds Today
This is an update on my progress so far. I'm down to 177.5 as of Today. I'm wondering if it's all the work that I was doing today or something else, I don't know. But I guess what I really need to do is to be more healthier from now on. Since I found out that my Cholesterol levels are a bit high, I was scared to think that I might end up losing my life if I don't do something about it. So now I'm taking charge of my life as well as my body and lose as much weight as possible as well as lower my levels.

Down With The Clown
[Violent J] How long will the juggalos be down with me? How long till they forget me? Check it out What if I grew another fucking head? And his name was Violent Ed? And he head butt me every time I cussed? I would need two microphones when I bust Would you show me love even with another head Or would you be like, "Fuck you and Ed"? Or what if I sold out like a bitch? And took the make-up off and went soft? Called myself Detroit Southwest Lover And put my ugly ass face on the album cover With R & B top ten hits And we had Jodeci singing all over our shit (aaahhhh!!!!) Fuck that, though, yo, I'm a juggalo So don't forget me like you did with Menudo [Chorus (1x)] What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down) What about when I'm 103, what will you be? (down, down) What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down) What about when the carnival comes to your town? (i'm a be down with the clown) [Violent J] How lo

Breast Cancer Awareness Benefit
I am an independant PartyLite consultant and I was asked to set up a table of my stuff today to sell. I was so honored to be asked to be a part of this and I would be happy to help out again next year, this is an awesome cause. I had decided that I would donate the profit from everything that I sold. Well you would think that being a benefit that was advertised over the radio and everything would have been awesome, especially for a good cause. WRONG!!!!!!!!! =( I even sent out emails to everyone that I knew. I was really sadend to see that there was only like a hand full of people other than the vendors to show up. The profit from this even was not to go to research, it was to go to a person struggling with Breast Cancer, who is down and out emotionaly, physicaly, mentaly, financialy, and etc... This benefit was also held to get the awareness out there that breast cancer can be undetected at an early age. The lady that asked me to do this event was throwing it in the honor of

I Have Learned!!!
I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things: a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life.." I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

Happy Fucking Halloween!!!
my car's still dead, i'm pretty much broke til Thursday, and to top it all off, i got one more day of work tomorrow. on the bright side i do have Halloween night off. maybe i'll get lucky and one of the few channels i get will show some old cheezmo horror flix. then again, they'll probably go full into X-mas mode, seeing as fucking trees went up in stores back at the end of September, and i'll end up with an all night Miracle On 34th Street marathon. WTF!? so, seeing as my Halloween is pretty much a bust, anyone doing anything for Dia De Los Muertos??? you know that weird X-mas/Halloween thing that Pookie's ppl celebrate at the beginnig of November...lol. c'mon! work with me here! i don't get paid til thursday. remember? yep. that's what i'm gonna do. cash my check on Thursday, grab some Dos Equis and Dos Gusanos, and wait for the Mexican equivalent to the Great Pumpkin to come give my drunk ass some presents...lmao! oooh, i'll have to ask Pookie if Dia De Los Muertos's Great Pumpkin w

Strange Survey
The Strange Questions Survey# 1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? no 2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club? yup 3. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you have dated? 11 years 4. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert? yuo 5. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker? yup 6. If so, how did that turn out? not so good 7. Ever been in a car wreck? yup 8. Were you popular in high school? nooo 9. Have you ever been on a blind date? no 10. Are looks important? hmm, lil bit? 11. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more? yup 12. By what age would you like to be married? pfff, 125 years old 13. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them? no I slept with alot 14. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex. yup 15. Have you ever made a mistake? yup

Hmmmm Who Is Truly Your Friend???
Yeah... so this is kind of like a bitching session.. I guess... but I'm just curious to know how people really can think of adding you as a friend ... if that is not your intentions??? I mean yeah its nice to get the points... by adding friends... but in my opinion... a friend on here is someone that helps you out if you need to get to the next level... reads your bulletins.... sends you comments... just because maybe they saw you on line or what not..... rates your new photos.. and blogs because they are showing interest in what you do on here...... that is a friend... not just a fukkin number... and someone... who you never even speak with....... you just add them for the points... why fukkin bother???? So needless to say... I am downsizing... I send comments everyday to ppl and there are many ppl who have never not one time..... send me a comment back... lately i have been taking extra time to find sweet comments.. even homemade comments to send to my friends...... not that i expe

Ummmm!!!!!
ok, I don't understand why we even have bulletin boards to post on, when nobody reads the posts, somebody please explain it to me, I am so f*cking puzzled over this situation. I have been trying to level, how is anyone suppose to level if nobody reads the bulletins. I am going to post one more and see what happens. I always respond and repost other peoples bulletins. OH Well!!!

Dream
Are you climbing up a slippery pole? Fallin Deep In A Hole? Fallin Down Are you lost in an exitless maze, Chasing impossible ways? Are you runnin up a slippery hill? Are you going to spill? Can't you build a snowman in the desert? Are You chasing an imaginary treasure? Walls, they go under and there over the top They haven't made a cage strong enough to keep 'em keep 'em keep 'em Mountains are enormous, but they all have a top It's up to someone with a dream to come and reach 'em reach 'em reach 'em It's Just A Dream You're Only Dreamin' Another Dream

If Tomorrow Never Comes
we take for granted that the one you love will always be there we take for granted that there will always be more time we take for granted that the one you love knows you love them If tomorrow never comes Would you regret not saying all you wanted not showing all you feel not making the right choice So in case tomorrow never comes I Love you Jamie I Love you Jamie I Love you Jamie forever in this lifetime and the next and so on

Love Is ...............
Love is Current mood: loved Love is Love is being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the person when they are sad being together in good times and being together in bad times Love is the source of strength Love is being honest with yourself at all times being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth and never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is an understanding so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is the excitement of planning things together the excitement of doing things together Love is the source of the future Love is the fury of the storm the calm in the rainbow Love is the source of passion Love is giving and taking in a daily situation being patient with each other's needs and desires Love

Always In Second Place
I love doing things for people. Everyone you meet. What makes them special enough for you to hang around with them even though they show no interest or very little. At work I will bring food in for everyone usually a dessert or candies that I made. I go out and buy snakes that I don’t even eat or like for everyone. I bought an entire box of mints from chic-filet for a co-worker in a past job (she was a friend). It was like 2000 individual wrap mints. I gave money to a friend so she could pay her bills knowing I would never see her again. (She moved back in with her abusive husband). I use to buy Maple cotton candy every year from the fair and send it to an old friend in Virginia. I help paid for a Christmas for a friend when she couldn’t buy the gifts she wanted for her kid. I also went to see her in the hospital when her boy friend put her there. She lives 2 hours away and I brought her vanilla ice cream (her favorite). If I could afford it I would do 10 times what I do now for people

There Aint No Room In The Juggalo World For Kings & Queens!!! Slingyz Soapbox Continues!!!
well here i go again!!! this is actually directed to the Juggalo community but i want everybody to understand us a little better! it has come to my attention that there are a few, like most groups have, haters among us!!! tellin people who has the right to carry the Juggalo name & calling people jeffalos & juggahos! FUKIN STOP ALREADY!!! have you ever even heard what Violent J had to say about it??? he said that he wished it had never come out that he used the term because of the separation it has caused! who, in our family, has the right to judge which lo or lette is better than anyone else??? answer=NO-FUKIN-BODY!!! if Violent J says it's not right, then why do you do it? he's is the reason we are here to begin with!!! he is fukin sad & sick of the divisions & if you dont believe me, you never read his letter, listened to his lyrics, read his book, seen his interviews...maybe, just maybe... you're the jeffaho!!!! QUIT!!! i aint nothin but a poor carnie scrub jus

Weeeeeeee
Alright. SO... all i have to say is... 9 - 0 baby!!! Fuck Yeah! UofM ♥ On another note. Yes im back shitheads.. weeee for me. Ahhhh time for vacation ♥ im going to NY but shhh dont tell anyone Oh yes... Daniel ♥ i love you mucho grande baby.. always have always will.

Another Poem
picture perfect i may be, but you cant have a pic of me. cute and sweet i may seem, but you can not hug me. irresistable i may be, but you sure cant have me. very wild i may be, but you cant tame me. slutty i may be, but you cant fuck me. valuable i may be, but you cant buy me. beautiful, i know i am, the proof is on my cam.

Just A Thought...
For those who like to pimp out your friends, make sure you remind them that its only to polite to return the love. I dont mean they have to come and rate all my 100 pics..Just a simple profile rate to acknowledge that I took some time to go and help them out. I'm sick of helping people who arent even my friends out and not even getting a thank you in return. It's rude.

Halloween
Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Two more days to Halloween....something something something My boy is soooooo excited Keeps asking if its Halloween got his Superman outfit ready got his Treat or treat down he wants some candy!! Give him some candy!! ( for those of you with Adam Sandler now in your head, we are on the same page) Happy Halloween All Give more treats and dont do them tricks (who knows what they may have)

Updated Pics!
I posted new pics.. I have about 80 pics now.. some "naughty". Not sure why it didn't send out an alert thingy that I added photos but I did, so check them out!! Rate and comment.. Thx!! -Ghetto Barbie PS. Leave me some love on my voice comment thingy on my page :)

Dont Be Doin This
have you ever had someone tell you things and then act like they swear it to you ? well recently i have found this out and i dont like it. i mean yea ok tell a person something...make them believe it and then they got to go find out for them selfs that someone else is being told the very same thing? well DOO NOT BE DOIN THIS TO ME !!! find someone else to screw over there feelings with so yeah to that someone my profile song is to you.. hope you enjoy!!!

Course Of The Flesh, Video Poetry Series By Bryant Mcgill
Course of the Flesh, Poetry in Motion Video Poetry DVD Series by US Poet, Bryant McGill. Permission for non-commercial use hereby granted. www.bryantmcgill.com If you like this, please tell your friends, or post this video on your page.

Are You Right Or Left Brained?
You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

How's My Karma?
Not real into Karma, but what the heck...? You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

Bettie Vs Betty Page
There has been a huge debate over whether she spelled her name Bettie or Betty, but I stumbled across one a few of her strip-tease films and at the beginning they all say "Betty Page". Mystery solved.

Are You Psychic?
You Are 80% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Passion is Pink Innocent and naive, you approach sex with a virginal mindset. You tend to enjoy teasing and flaunting much more than actual sex. You're a notorious flirt, and you can pick up anyone you desire. As a result, your reputation is a lot steamier than your real sex life. What Color Is Your Passion?

Dating Purity Test
Your Dating Purity Score: 52% You are an average dater. You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend... Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love! Dating Purity Test

My New Cellphone Store!
Hey everyone check out my new cellphone store i openned called the "Cellphone Shack" We offer great deals on "unlocked" cellphones!!!! You can get them for a fraction of the cost of there retail value if you already have cellphone service!!! Check us out and let me know what you think!!! leave some comments!!!! Visit us! http://stores.ebay.com/Cellphone-Shack

My Brain Patern
Your Brain's Pattern Your brain is always looking for the connections in life. You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first. You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker. You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

7 Kinds Of Sex
7 kinds of sex Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "fuck you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to cou

The Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In re

How Shy Are You?
You Are 52% Shy Although you live a pretty normal life, you tend to be a fairly shy person. Many situations make you feel uncomfortable, and you sometimes find your shyness hindering your life. How Shy Are You?

Survival Of Youth
Those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koo

The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Personality Profile You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test

Flowers
This is just a peom I wrote FLOWERS Flowers flowers oh the sweetness of there power when the worlds showers you with worry some how they bring peace a sense of releif when your barried beneath all the stress and you cant even seem to rest from all the burdons that lay on your chest just seeing there beauty and since of love as lovely as a soaring dove flowers seem to give somehow gives you hope just when your hanging so tightly a at the end of your rope there seems no way for you to cope and then the you see the flowers starting to bud it is just a reminder of gods never ending love showing he will always bring our lives back to peace happiness may seem not to exsist but just as the flower continues to grow so will our happiness always come back to over flow they were just barried under a cold winters snow but you see there always restored back to always glow

Trash Day
I am tired of being treated like trash. I am not garbage. I am something special and should be treated so...I am not saying i am conceited but i deserve alot better than what i am getting right now. thanks and goodnight.

Northeast Winter Storm Warnings
well old man winter is serving up round one for the season , snow and high winds, looks like its gonna be a busy night !!!! stay tuned and i will fill you in on the details when i get them or come back home from the firehouse

Good Friends
Thank you to those that have helped me in my most time of needs. I know I do not take the time to thank you and I should. There is one really good friend that has done so much for me when he did not have to. You know who you are. I am very greatful that you have helped me in the most wonderful ways. If it were not for you, I would not have some of the things that I have today. You have shown me that you are what they call a TRUE FRIEND. I do not have many of those so I cherish the few that I do have. Anyways, this friend gave me the best advice. Just be yourself and others will like you for you and if not then they are not worth the time. I have learned that about a lot of people. Jealousy is not a good thing when it comes to friends. I have learned the hard way with some friends. So....everyone I think you should take the time to thank those that have helped you. A friend of mine just told me that. Cherish what you have and do not take advantage of what you have or are given. Take

I'm Acid...
Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

How's Ur Karma
You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?

Mhmm Eyes
You scored as an eyes person. You can see the magic in a persons eyes, you can see their soul, you know what they're really thinking, and know if they mean no even if they say yes all from their eyes. Yet they still hold some mystique, and for that means you can look into someone's eyes for a long time.an eyes person88%Mouth man83%personality75%The space between the legs71%Ass man63%Breast Guy46%What are you attracted to in a girlcreated with QuizFarm.com

Mhmm Deamon
You scored as You are a Demon. There's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon!` And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun!!You are a Demon83%You are a Vampiric Elf!75%Vampire75%Fallen Angel58%Black Witch50%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Funny Star Trek Joke
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met Condoleezza Rice. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." Condoleezza Rice said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs." "My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek." " Condoleezza Rice laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

The Tyrese Concert Was Kick-ass
yeah so I went to the tyrese concert on thursday night. And he reached out and held my hand while he was on stage singing. I nearly passed out. I totally cried my eyes out cause I was super happy. But even though, all of that happened. I only had one person on my mind the whole night and no it wasn't TYRESE. It was a guy that I really like. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Things You Should Know But Dont
Subject: THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T . . . 1 . Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter I is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average,12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explo! de.

Canadians Who Gave There Lives In The Ause Of Peace!!!
Canadians who gave their lives in the cause of peace while serving with United Nations Peacekeeping Missions 1. A/BGen H.H. ANGLE, RCAC, UNMOGIP, 17 JUL 1950 2. Spr R.H. VEZINA, RCE, UNEF I, 09 MAR 1957 3. Lt C.C. VAN STRAUBENZEE, RCAC, UNEF I, 10 MAY 1957 4. Cpl K.E. PENNELL, RC SIGS, UNEF I, 15 SEP 1957 5. Pte B.O. ADAMS, RCASC, UNEF I, 20 SEP 1957 6. Sgt I.L. STARK, RCE, UNEF I, 27 SEP 1957 7. Tpr R.E. McDAVID, RCAC, UNEF I, 29 NOV 1957 8. Pte I.A. SAWYER, RCASC, UNEF I, 22 APR 1958 9. Sig N.E. MASON, RC SIGS, UNEF I, 15 MAR 1958 10. LCol G.A. FLINT, PPCLI, UNTSO, 26 MAY 1958 11. Cpl J.T. ROBERTS, RCASC, UNEF I, 10 JUN 1958 12. Cpl G.S. PORTER, CProC, UNEF I, 23 APR 1959 13. Maj H. MOREWOOD, RCOC, UNEF I, 26 JUL 1959 14. Tpr R.H. ALLAN, RCAC, UNEF I, 28 NOV 1959 15. Pte A.T. HURST, RCASC, UNEF I, 04 FEB 1960 16. Cpl G.A. GAUTHIER, RCASC, UNEF I, 20 FEB 1960 17. Tpr R.J. WILEY, RCAC, UNEF I, 07 SEP 1961 18. Sgt R.H. MOORE, RC SIGS, ONUC, 06 OCT 1961 19. Cpl J

Okay Now...what The Hell?
For the most part, I love getting mail. UNLESS it needs to come with it's own translation guide....guys, if you're trying to hit up on a woman, this is an example of what DOES NOT work: "yo you good i like ya style fa real nice u putta moe foe in check i still think ya fine and got what i got but you called my whole card and know tha shots so im sayin go head wit ya fine ass but guess what offer still stands cuz if anybody give up on they dime then guess what they settle for a nickle or less holla back game aint changed thats what i said but its true i like to show ya how and what i know to do but i been hurt i aint gone lie and want some body to chill wit you know they my girl we do what we do and i mean ya feel me holla i wrote to much but i iant gone erase it i cant type no way loil holla on tha real but come full force i like your style" M...K........what the hell just happened here? Normally I would pick apart grammar and puncutuation....but damn, look at that...who has tha

Mhmmm,, Kinky
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM78%Sex God68%A Romantic58%Virgin45%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Past
about two year ago all my friends and family didnt talk to me because i got into trouble and then it just went down hill from there had to spend two months in jail and not beable to see my children let tell you this the stupid shit we do for the pepole that we are suppose to care about or that are suppose to care about us but now that i have learnde my lesson and everything it is alot better i have learned from my mistakes but the one person that i did upset for a very long time would not talk to me for almost a year or more and i also looked up to her and still do and she knows who she is if it was not for her in my life i would not be the person that i am right now thanks you to my aunt and that i love you very much

Bad Accident!
Hey all just wanted to let everyone know that I was in a bad accident yesterday morning. I was helping a friend move to Texas and on the way back I lost control and rolled the truck and trailer multiple times down a hill off the interstate and ended up upside down on the service road at the bottom of the hill. I am pretty sure I am ok just pretty banged up. All the emergency personnel said they couldnt believe I crawled out of that on my own or that all I ended up with was 2 band aids. All I can say is it was very scary and I thought I was a goner when I started to roll. When the truck came to a stop I was upside down but couldnt believe I was still awake. I had a hell of a time getting the seatbelt to release but finally got out and crawled out a window which was only 20 inches tall after the cab was crushed. Right now I am just thankful to be alive.

Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy

Mhmm Dragon
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon92%Faerie75%WereWolf67%Demon67%Mermaid50%Angel42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Fetish 1???
Okay...I think you all know by now that I am pretty open-minded when it comes to sexuality. As long as it involves only consensual adults and isn't causing harm to anyone, I say to each his own. I don't think about sex it terms of normal vs abnormal, so I have no problem with fetishists. Fetishes are mostly harmless as long as people are using common sense. The only time they can really cause harm is to the fetishist themselves, if they are made to feel shamed for their desires. So if something is, it has been fantasized about. Seriously. So today I want to showcase five of the fetishes out there that fascinate me, in no particular order: Clowns Yes, its true. There are people out there that like to get busy whilst dressed like clowns. Clown porn often has clowns in lingerie, topless clowns, even clowns a la strap-on. This does not help me with my fear of clowns one little bit. Furries These people dress up in theme park type getups modified with e

Mhmm Serial Killer...
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw80%Pinhead75%Leatherface70%Michael Myers65%Hannibal Lecter60%Candyman60%Freddy Krueger45%Captain Spaulding45%Buffalo Bill40%Jason Voorhees40%Whic

Ancient Origins Of Halloween
Halloween's origins date back to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain (pronounced sow-in). Door The Celts, who lived 2,000 years ago in the area that is now Ireland, the United Kingdom, and northern France, celebrated their new year on November 1. This day marked the end of summer and the harvest and the beginning of the dark, cold winter, a time of year that was often associated with human death. Celts believed that on the night before the new year, the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred. On the night of October 31, they celebrated Samhain, when it was believed that the ghosts of the dead returned to earth. In addition to causing trouble and damaging crops, Celts thought that the presence of the otherworldly spirits made it easier for the Druids, or Celtic priests, to make predictions about the future. For a people entirely dependent on the volatile natural world, these prophecies were an important source of comfort and direction during the lon

R.i.p Grandfather
My grandfather was murderd on July 11th 2006 caused from a blow to the back of the head. some self centerd asshole thought he was better. I honestly don't know why people need to do this to other people. People don't even deserve this kinda treatment, Why should my grandfather have to be six feet under and silent? He has no say in anything. and all this guy is getting is a slap on the hand and five years in prision. my grandfather was a cancer survivor, He will never be forgotten, He was loved by many family members and friends. Nothing will slip my mind to make me not think about him. Nothing makes sense anymore. This world is getting way too violent. What is it gonna take to make everyone relise what's wrong with this world? He was sixty-one years old and still had another twenty-five years to live. Yes we have all heard people murdering people, People stabing people but it's never happend to us. So is that what its going to take? For someone to murder one of your family members o

How Do You Fall In Love
How do you fall in love How do you say I do When is the perfect time To spend the rest of your life Seasons may come and go And sometimes it rains and snows And there will be highs and lows So only you will know You never know just where it will find you 'Cause it can come on you so fast Seems like it takes forever When you want it so bad But don't ever take it for granted 'Cause it's more than sowing some seeds It takes sun and water So give it what it needs And that's how you fall in love That's when you say I do That's when you know it's time To spend the rest of your life Now seasons may come and go And sometimes it rains and snows There will be highs and lows So only you will know There will be highs and lows So only you will know

Naughty Horoscopes
~Leo's and Scorpio's call me! ha ha ha.... BTW I am an Aquarius for those who are wondering and yes, this is compiled from my knowledge of the zodiac and personal experience... Naughty Horoscopes Aries LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. A

The Process Of Eating Human Flesh
This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any field, there are a number of methods to the practice, and you may wish to view this as a set of suggestions rather than concrete rules. You will notice that the carving of the larger or "commercial" cuts down into smaller specific or "retail" cuts will be only mentioned in passing, and not concentrated upon. Also, the use of human fat and viscera is generally avoided, and left only to the most experimental chef. These choices, along with recipes and serving suggestions, are nearly infinite in variety, and we leave them to you. We've found these guidelines to be simple and functional, but recognize that there is always room for improvement and we welcome your suggestions. Before getting to the main task, it must be mentioned that the complete rendering of the human carcass requires a fairly large amount of time, effort, and space. If the consumer does

The Bible And Marijuana
Marijuana & the Bible And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more. -- Ezekiel 34:29 "The Lord said unto me, 'I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs.' " -- Isaiah 18:4-5 Jesus • Medical Marijuana • Relevant Quotes "Lord, when did we see thee sick or in prison and came unto thee?" And the King will answer and say unto them, "Verily I say unto you, inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethern, ye have done it unto me." -- Matthew 25:39-40 Go forth, and visit a prisoner today. http://www.hr95.org What is the Word of God on the Cannabis plant? The hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, slang: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" created and blessed by God on the third day of creation, "and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:12) He gave hemp for p

Oh Boy This Is Gonna Be Bad
parents are gone. party is going on.. lots of booze... lots of people.... i don't know what to do..... its my sisters birthday and i don't want to ruin it but I feel like this is going to get out of hand...... ugh what a mess.......

Who Is He
Who Is He He is profane and irreverent, living as he does in a world full of capriciousness, frustration and disillusionment. He is perhaps the best-educated of his kind in history, but will rarely accord respect on the basis of mere degrees or titles. He speaks his own dialect, often incomprehensible to the layman. He can be cold, cruel, even brutal and is frequently insensitive. Killing is his profession and he strives very hard to become even more skilled at it. His model is the grey, muddy, hard-eyed slayer who took the untakeable at Vimy Ridge, endured the unendurable in the Scheldt and held the unholdable at Kapyong. He is a superlative practical diplomat; his efforts have brought peace to countless countries around the world. He is capable of astonishing acts of kindness, warmth and generosity. He will give you his last sip of water on a parched day and his last food to a hungry child; he will give his very life for the society he loves. Dange

War On Drugs
10 Steps To End The Drug War By Mark Greer While the main purpose of DrugSense is to encourage accuracy and honesty in the media with respect to illegal drugs, our goal is ultimately to stop the costly and ineffective drug war. Through our extensive archive of more than 170,000 articles on all aspects of drug policy, we have identified 10 specific steps that would result in ending prohibition as we know it. 1. Grant agronomist Lyle Craker a license to grow medicinal-grade cannabis at the University of Massachusetts. http://www.mapinc.org/people/Lyle+Craker Effect: End the federal government's monopoly on growing marijuana to meet the FDA's requirement for an independent, high quality cannabis supply for approved cannabis-based research and product development. 2. Pass the Hinchey-Rohrbacher Amendment. http://www.mapinc.org/people/Hinchey Effect: End the costly DEA harassment of California dispensaries and allow states in which medical cannabis is legal to begin

Omg Roflmfao
A young boy went up to his father and asked him: "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered: "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied: "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied: "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course,"

To Start With
this is just to start with putting all the CF's here untill i have as many as it takes to make a proper ty mem..... if u know of any other canadian forces on here please private message me there links so they can be ut in here too an not forgotten about ty very much it means the world.... please feel free to leave a comment oliek@ LostCherry ninjaSabby@ LostCherry cumgetsum@ LostCherry ShadySailor@ LostCherry Eskimo@ CherryTAP Leo@ CherryTAP

For The Respect
Ok i would love to do some thing here for all my fellow canadians!!! as well all know there are many canadians on this site!! an i know for a fact we have some CF on here as well so i would love to see some of em pop up an repost this for me if u can send me the link to your profile!!! let me know what part u are in weather it is the navy or army or air force!! i havnt seen any love an support go out to our troops here in canada so i wanna show em they are very important an loved!!! we need to remember that we are out helping as much as we can too.... of the major hurricane out in the states did u know they sent over 2000 canadian navy men an women there to help??? Wife, daughters mourn at burial Oct. 25, 2006. 10:42 AM CANADIAN PRESS OTTAWA — Sgt. Darcy Tedford’s widow gently stroked her husband’s beret and medals as he was laid to rest today at the national war cemetery. Family, friends and comrades from the Royal Canadian Regiment gathered at the grav

Your First Date Faux Pas
Talking too much about the future Your first date faux pas is talking too much about the future. Despite what you may think, you don't need to discuss marriage, kids and your hopes for the future during your first date. You might give the "false" impression that you are crazy. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Eye Can Sea My Point
Win can ewe tell sumone does knot no how too spell? Today at work I asked the new delivery driver / product technician to assembly a stand for a JVC tv. He promptly laughed about not needing the directions, but when I returned twenty minutes later he had all the pieces scattered everywhere and looked up from the floor with a puzzled look. "I just don't understand why it wants me to start by putting these things in here first." He said, pointing at Step 3 on the directions. Sigh -Robert

My Best Friend
Thoughts of you dance through my mind and I cannot help but smile. I cherish the hours we spend together for they bring me unending joy peace, happiness and security. Many times words are left unspoken but I know in my heart you understand exactly how I feel. You are my friend, my hero, my confidant... the one person to see me through all the madness. You mean more to me than I could ever truly express but I hope someday I will find the words. Until then know that you are everything that is right in the world, and no single person will ever compare to the way I see you!

How Evil Are You?
center>You are 26% evil You are not so evil. You are overall a nice person, although I wouldn’t want to get on your bad side. You have an extravagant imagination. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Illiad Character
Which Greek Warrior From The Iliad Are You? Odysseus: Always remembered as the clever one. Fortunately for you, everyone seems to overlook your hypocrisy in staying faithful to your wife.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Fetsh Party Tonight!!!
HEy LC. To anyone who happens to read this, I am going to a Halloween Fetsh Party tonight. It is not a house party kind of thing. It is being hosted be a store here in Ft. Lauderdale called the Fetish Factory! Goto FetishFactory.com so you can see pics of what might happen there tonight. I have never been to a part like this, so I am a bit nervous especially considering what I am gonna be wearing. I will be wearing Bondage Pants, and nothing else. Thats right boys and girls, i'll be topless. I will try and take pics before I go inside the party(they have banned cameras and camera phones) I will post any I take her for anyone who wants to see them. So I am off to jump in the shower and star getting ready. I'll let ya'll know what happened tomorrow!

Horny?
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny75%Super Horny63%A little horny50%Normal Horny50%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

American Idol Spin-off!!!
From the people that brought you the wildly popular reality show "Who Wants To Marry An American Citizen To Obtain A Green Card?" comes their newest smash hit....... Ladies and gentlemen....LC-TV is proud to present....... "AMERICAN IDOL: BACK-UP SINGER"!!! And now, here's your host, LC-TV's own reality show fanatic and Canadian, GEOFF JONES!!! Geoff Jones: Thank you......thank you, and welcome to AMERICAN IDOL: BACK-UP SINGER!!! I am your host, Geoff Jones, eh? Tonight and over the next several months, we will be making our way through thousands of people that all share one dream......to be the best back-up singer in the land!!! We aren't wasting any time here folks, so here is your first contestant......from Omaha, Nebraska....please welcome Clarence Paterson!!! Clarence is the manager of the home appliance department at his local SEARS store, but with a little luck and the blessing of our judges, he hopes to change all that! Clarence......the stage is yours!!! **

This Fuckin Sucks
Ok for the past 3 days I have been in alot of pain. I thought I had just pinched my lower back but that wasn't it. So today I go to a doctor to find out it is a spider bite. It hurts to stand or sit. I can't really play with my kids and I a really pissed about it. The spider that bit me is one luck some bitch cause if I had caught it he would have been really hurt. So now I am stuck taking anibiotics for a spider bite right at the top of my butt crack. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this hurts like shit!!!!

Different
How are we so "different"? If "different" is just a thing. If we all have certain features, What does "different" bring? People filled with hatred, Can't possibly see, That there's not really "differences" Between you and me. Looks can't show "difference", If they're just there to be seen. If you don't look like someone else, Why are they so mean? If being "different" is what is wrong, I'd rather not be right. And I'd want to finish living, Doing the "different" fight.

2nite
Put your arms around me, feel me close in and surround you with a passion that's just beginning. Look into my eyes, can you see it? Can you see what I have prepared for you? Kiss me if you don't believe me. I know you felt it then. Feel my hands glide across your body as if feeling my own. Your lips are so soft baby and your tongue makes me envious of them. How can I possibly break this kiss? I know you have a lot more that needs attention, so regrettably I pause...But can't you still feel it, is that a moan I heard? Or is that the result of me kissing my way around you neck and down. Can you feel the heat? I'm kinda scared I might be to hot for you, but every time I touch you, you seem to tremble. Feel my tongue slide between you breasts and around each. Your nipples are the center to this swirl, as I take each in, I pinch the other so it knows ... Damn I miss those lips, I proceed to kiss you in a way that lets you KNOW I'm gonna be here for a while. What's that? Can you hear t

Loyalty
Dreams savagely put down by reality's uncompromising honesty. Fantasy turned to nightmarish depictions of assumed desires. Wanting to craving, craving to needing. needing to addiction. Smiles given at a 180 degree reflection of it's intent. Truth destroyed by betrayal's kiss , yet reborn from destiny's love for loyalty... E.D.M.L.

Traditions
I sit here and I crave all u are. I want every part of your soul to bask in my giving. I’ve wished upon a star and was granted you. My wish’s expectation has been exceeded by our mutual vision of I DO. All I desire is to make your heart proud to surrender it self to me. I want every moment spent together to be a moment frozen in time as years from now we are studied as love’s perfect example. Forever is only possible through the belief that something is worth being passed on. Let our love be a link to forever’s traditions…E.D.M.L.

Halloween Magic
A bald-headed ghost Drank some witches' brew And on top of his head A strange thing grew. It was pointed and tall And black as a bat With stringy long hair Where his head was flat. The sad little ghost Didn't want any hair Or a black pointed hat So he said, "Witch beware!" Then he chanted some words With a spell-casting switch And gave Halloween Night A bald-headed witch!! ~Barbara M. Hales~

Riding
I love the flow of ur hair when you're riding me. I love the bounce of your breast when you're riding me. I love the juices you squirt on my balls as you're riding me... But baby let papi get on top now. Time for ur legs to be spread wide as my arms can take them. Time for my balls to slap that ass forcefully. Time for that down angled stroke that hits that spot that opens the mouth only to have it scream silently...E.D.M.L.

They Walk Among Us
A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us ==================== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???" They Walk among us ==================== I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanti

War Inside
desolation, barren view the bloated belly of the carcass of my hope in plain sight. rotting in the searing heat of the pain in my heart. worlds pass and i am alone. showing a mask of what once was repeating the careless smiles and fake laughter hiding the wasting, debilitating agony. the spiritless anguish of what's left inside. the sprouts of love wither in the onslaught of indifference. as trust is defeated and suspicion glares its beady eyes at all comers. a hand held out in supplication is drawn back bloody as the fangs of mistrust and the claws of skepticism are bared. not daring to allow hope to grow not daring to allow anyone in. the knife in the back screams in agonizing sufferance and festers with the infection of doubt. warring with all who try to pull the knife. yet wanting someone else to win this fight. needing a victor to conquer the hate and force this battered heart to love again. (c) 2006 D. R. Hyden

I Want
i want everything. everything ur body cums from i want i want everything ur mind assumes is real I want everything ur heart pleads to be. Be more then everything my plead calls for. I want my heart to enhale your rhythemic pattern and i want ur's to exhale ever desire i possess.. My inability to create a utopia in ur heart leads me to expect inperfection as the standard. I have wanted pieces to recreate themselves into stars and heaven be their background. i've never dreamed of moons, but star seem to be in my future. Does a kiss felt in a dream make you scream to never wake? Your lips make me happy and your heart makes me whole...E.D.M.L.

I Do
Every expression of love has led me to believe , i do, is not enough. I do want to rest my head, not at night fall but when my time is called. I want my thoughts to be about the utopia of perfection you created. You make me smile with an expression. Desire you with a hint. I can taste every part of every I LOVE YOU that comes from your lips. Devine and like nectar it creates a sweettooth that has become as essential as air. The thoughts of forever are only exceeded by the realization of todays offering of your love...E.D.M.L.

My Eyes Are Bleeding
Well they dont really, but its one of the lines from the lyrics of Stargazer by Rainbow, so if you havent heard it before i put a player together with a few of me favourite Rainbow tracks. Anyway the birthday festivities went better than planned, I got to work Friday and they had sprinkled me desk with lots of pink and silver name things and strung up the number 40 all over the cupboards behind me and all over me desk. Thought that was quite funny. Anyway Mad Lizzie one of me work colleagues who loves bargains and free stuff had bought me lots of pink and fluffy stuff, jeez they know that does me head in, thought it couldnt get worse but it did. They did a presentation thing to me where they all gather round jeez i dont think i have ever gone so red in the face in all me life. Well I ran away at 4pm to get the bus into town to meet up for the works night out in town, there was me, Alick from the West coast of Scotland and Daniel from Melbourne in Australia and we were me