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Pray For Peace On Sept. 21 And Everyday!
Join many Human Beings on our Mother Earth on Sept. 21 to pray for peace one day. Celebrate Peace on just one day everywhere on Mother Earth ! Spread the positive love vibrations to all you see that day. Practice random acts of kindness . Go to www.peaconeday.org and view the documentary of Jeremy Gilley and how he approached the United Nations and got them to declare Sept. 21to be a day that all peoples of the world stop all hostilities and pray for Peace! Join me on that day and know that on the top of every hour I will stop wherever I am and take 3 minutes to pray for Peace. I will be announcing to all I pass and encounter that it is Peace Day . I will hand out fliers that give the Web address to the Documentry. Please join me not only on this day but everyday. Spread positive energies to all you meet. ! Love and Big Bear Hugs to you all!

Prayer For You
i created a fictionthat thought me a realityabout a life that used for being emptyand now that sorry is the worst thing to say,I'm going to utter prayers all the way may all your hurting nowbe converted to blessingssorrows and downfallsmake you a better beingmy presence may be a curse for your sighti still hope that tomorrows for u will be alright this may caused you the darkest of midnightmay you find the treasures of wickedness insideand all your griefs be a halo of gracemultitude of wordsI'll offer for your praise...

Prayer Of A Truck Driver's Wife
Prayer of a Truck Driver's Wife Dear Lord,Please bless my husband while he's out on the road. Please protect him from the wind and rain and cold. Help him to keep that big rig between the white lines so he can make it to his destination on time. May he find his back-haul quickly and make it home soon. Please light his night on the road with your stars and moon. Let him rest peacefully in his sleeper's bed, and please let there be a good meal and fresh coffee at the truck stop ahead. Help me to keep the home fires burning while he's out there movin' on. And give me the strength and wisdom to take care of things while he's gone. May the road he travels be clear and dry, and may not temptation catch his eye. Help him remember when he's all alone that his loving wife and best friend is waiting for him here at home.Amen

Prayer
THE POEMI knelt to pray but not for long,I had too much to do.I had to hurry and get to workFor bills would soon be due.So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,And jumped up off my knees.My Christian duty was now doneMy soul could rest at ease.....All day long I had no timeTo spread a word of cheerNo time to speak of Christ to friends,They'd laugh at me I'd fear.No time, no time, too much to do,That was my constant cry,No time to give to souls in needBut at last the time, the time to die.I went before the Lord,I came, I stood with downcast eyes.For in his hands God held a book;It was the book of life.God looked into his book and said"Your name I cannot find.I once was going to write it down...But never found the time"

Prayer
LORD, thank you for the open air, the feel of wind blowing through my hair; Just me alone upon my bike, the thrill of freedom's what I like. To wind through country unexplored, not knowing what I'll see next LORD; That's what I seek when off I ride, I'm thankful that you're by my side. If I should ride 'til morning's light, please keep me safe throughout the night; And when I've come to journey's end, It's you I'll thank - protector, FRIEND MAY THE SUN RISE IN FRONT OF ME MAY THE RAIN FALL BEHIND ME AND THE WIND FOLLOW ME MAY THE ANGELS OF MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS WHO HAVE GONE BEFORE ME GUARD MY TRAVELS FOR THEY KNOW THE PERILS OF THE ROAD AHEAD OF ME KEEP ME SAFE THROUGH THE ROUGH CITY STREETS ON MY WAY TO THE LAND OF SWIRLING TURNS AND ROLLING HILLS LET THE COLOURS OF FALL KEEP ME WARM LET THE EAGLE GUIDE ME TO THE MOUNTAINTOPS

Prayers Go Out To Families N Friends What Was To Celebrate 10 Yrs Together Turned Wrong
A rural highway in Southern California was reopened Sunday after a collision that killed five, the Highway Patrol said. Four members of a San Diego-area motorcycle club were killed Saturday along with a passenger in a car in the collision near Ocotillo in Imperial County. Highway Patrol officers told the Los Angeles Times seven bikes from the Saddle Tramps were hit by an oncoming car that swerved to avoid another vehicle that was passing the motorcyclists on Route 98 Saturday afternoon. The victims included a husband and wife who were riding on one of the bikes. Five people were injured, including one critically, and were airlifted to area hospitals, Imperial County firefighters told The San Diego Union-Tribune. The Saddle Tramps were marking the club's 10th anniversary with a ride along the desert highway 80 miles east of San Diego. A rural highway in Southern

The Prayer Chair
A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit. "I guess you were expecting me," he said. "No, who are you?" said the father. "I'm the new minister at your church," he replied. "When I saw the empty chair, I figured you knew I was going to show up." "Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man. "Would you mind closing the door?" Puzzled, the minister shut the door. "I have never told anyone this, not even my daughter," said the man. "But all of my life I have never known how to pray. At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer, but it went right over my head." "I abandoned any attempt at prayer," the old man continued, "until one day about four years ago my best friend said to me. 'Joe, prayer is just a simp

Prayer Mother Earth
Oh our Mother the earth, Oh our Father the sky, Your children are we, and with tired backs We bring you the gifts you love. Then weave for us a garment of brightness; May the Warp be the white light of the morning, May the weft be the red light of the evening, May the fringes be the falling rain, May the border be the standing rainbow. Thus weave for us a garment of brightness, That we may walk fittingly where birds sing, That we may walk fittingly where grass is green, Oh our Mother Earth, Oh our Father Sky.

A Prayer
A Prayer ~~~Clarissa Pinkola Estes Refuse to fall down If you cannot refuse to fall down, refuse to stay down. If you cannot refuse to stay down, lift your heart toward heaven, and like a hungry beggar, ask that it be filled. You may be pushed down. You may be kept from rising. But no one can keep you from lifting your heart toward heaven only you. It is in the middle of misery that so much becomes clear. The one who says nothing good came of this, is not yet listening.

The Prayer Of Saint Francis
Prayer of St. Francis Sebastian Temple Verse 1: Make me a channel of your peace. Where there is hatred, let me bring your love. Where there is injury, your pardon, Lord, And where there's doubt, true faith in you. Verse 2: Make me a channel of your peace. Where there's despair in life, let me bring hope. Where there is darkness only light, And where there's sadness ever joy. Refrain: Oh Master, grant that I may never seek So much to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand, To be loved as to love with all my soul. Verse 3: Make me a channel of your peace. It is in pardoning that we are pardoned; In giving of ourselves that we receive, And in dying that we're born to eternal life.

Prayer
Pray if you want to! CBS and Katie Couric must be in a panic and rushing to reassure the White House that this is not network policy -- re: Andy Rooney's commentary on prayer. Folks, this is the year that we RE-TAKE AMERICA & CANADA ********* Get Ready ********* Keep this going around the globe. Read it and forward every time you receive it.. We can't give up on this issue. Andy Rooney and Prayer

A Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, one less terrorist this world does keep. With all my heart I give my thanks, to those in uniform regardless of ranks. You serve our country and serve it well, with humble hearts your stories tell. So as I rest my weary eyes, while freedom rings our flag still flies. You… give your all, do what you must...with God we live and God we trust !

Prayers To The Winds
FOR MY CHILDREN: i pray that my children are safe throughout their day. that they never know the pains i have survived. i pray that happiness follows them everywhere they go because they deserve to know what happiness is. they deserve the chance to live life without the repercussions of mine. i pray that their hearts are ever filled with love and that they use it to do good things. FOR MY LOVE: i pray that i am always going to be exactly what you need AND what you want. i pray that you respect me the way i respect you, that we will always work together. i pray that the lies, harships and heartaches i journeyed through just to get to where you are lie behind me. i pray that the trust i've given to you is not misplaced. FOR MYSELF: i pray that i will always remember the life that defines me. that i will continue to forgive the hurts that have slowed me down and the people that inflicted them. i pray that each new day brings peace to my life and the lives of those around me. i pray t

Pray Until Something Happens - Push
~Pray Until Something Happens~ A man was sleeping one night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light, and God appeared. The Lord told the man he had work for him to do, and showed him a large rock in front of his cabin. The Lord explained that the man was to push against the rock with all his might. So, this the man did, day ...after day. For many years he toiled from sun up to sun down, his shoulders set squarely against the cold, massive surface of the unmoving rock, pushing with all of his might. Each night the man returned to his cabin sore and worn out, feeling that his whole day had been spent in vain. Since the man was showing discouragement, the Adversary (Satan) decided to enter the picture by placing thoughts into his weary mind: "You have been pushing against that rock for a long time, and it hasn't moved." Thus, he gave the man the impression that the task was impossible and that he was a failure. These thoughts discouraged and dishe

Prayer For Our Soldiers
Now I lay me down to sleep....one less terrorist this world does keep....with all my heart I give my thanks...to those in uniform regardless of ranks....you serve our country and serve it well...with humble hearts your stories tell....so as I rest my weary eyes...while freedom rings our flag still flies....you give your all, do what you must...with God we live and God we trust....Amen

Praying For Raindrops....
today i did something i forget how to do sometimes.... i prayed. Im spiritual but very private..... i really want God to hear me..... he answered me... its raining right now on the other things i asked for...well if he gave me the rain then i can smile inside... everything else is going to be okay. Live, Laugh and most of all Love.. yourself, your loved ones around you then keep your heart open for the Love of Your Life... You just dont know what a simple lil girl will be asking God For... ~Rags~

Pray For This Family And Cause
Show Your Hearts will facilitate the efforts of all people who want to come to these children's aid and support them in this time of need. Donations will be made directly to the Joshua and Robin Berry Children's Trust. On July 3rd while returning from an annual family road trip in Colorado back to their home in Houston, Texas the Berry Family found themselves to be victims of a horrific and tragic fatal car accident. Their Minivan carrying parents Joshua and Robin Berry and their children Peter age 9, Aaron age 8, and Willa age 6 was hit head on by another vehicle who had crossed into their lane of traffic. The parents Joshua and Robin Berry were tragically killed leaving their 3 children behind. While the children did survive the crash, both boys sustained serious spinal cord injuries and they are both paralyzed below the waist. The children are currently being treated for their many injuries in a Houston, Texas area hospital. There is a significant urgent need to raise funds to a

Pray For Rain
In deepest hollow of our minds A system failure left behind And their necks crane As they turn to pray for rain And their necks crane Dull residue of what once was A shattered cloud of swirling doves And their eyes change As they learn to see through flames And their necks crane As they turn to pray for rain And their eyes change As they learn to see through flames And their necks crane As they turn to pray for rain Drops on rocks fall fast and fleeting Hearts and wings commence to beating Woods unseen with all believing Vision walls fall all receding Vision walls fall all receding Drops on rocks come fast and fleeting Rhythm laws unleash their meaning Usher us into the dreaming Vision walls fall all receding Hearts and wings commence to beating All unending all completing Vision walls fall fast and fleeting Vision walls fall all revealing Vision walls fall all revealing In deepest hollow of our minds A system failure left behind Dull residue of what once was A shattered cloud of swirl

A Prayer For The Lost And Lonely
Dear God, My heart is moved today for people who just cannot seem to find their place. They feel lost, empty, out of place, floundering. Some are discouraged; some are depressed; some are anxious; some are hopeful; some are searching; some have given up. I pray that today will be a day of breakthrough for them. I pray that the right job, the right ministry opportunity, the right words, the right whatever it is they need will be there for them today. I pray that you will open doors and lead them through. I pray for encouragement and guidance. I pray for joy, excitement and blessings of the heart and spirit. I pray for contentment, initiative, passion, thankfulness in their attitudes today. May they look to you and receive the gifts you have in store for them. And may you, oh wonderful gracious God, be glorified. In Jesus' name I pray, amen.

Praying Im Not Alone For Christmas
its december im waiting on and see my family its been so long .. its getting colder and colder and this aussie girl is so homesick she could cry over and over.. the passport took so damn long to get .. my brothers , sisters , Aunts ,Uncles and cousins are all there waiting for me.. and here i am . trying to wait patiently .. but its getting harder and harder.. to wait i just want to be in their arms hugging them telling them so many travel stories i can't shut up for hours and hours .. this homesick girls heart bleeds from missing them for so long.. i can't wait to be meet my neices and nephews .. and my lovwly sister in law.. i miss having a family so bad... i miss my dad too .. eve though its not always easy hes always in my heart .. i hope i get home to say merry christmas to seem all . or ill know i'll cry so many tears and when everyone else is happy.. ill be all alone .. well not quite all alone i could see my ex .. force my myself to be nice. but it wouldnt be the same..

Prayer For A Truck Drivers Wife
Prayer of a Truck Driver's Wife Dear Lord,Please bless my husband while he's out on the road. Please protect him from the wind and rain and cold. Help him to keep that big rig between the white lines so he can make it to his destination on time. May he find his back-haul quickly and make it home soon. Please light his night on the road with your stars and moon. Let him rest peacefully in his sleeper's bed, and please let there be a good meal and fresh coffee at the truck stop ahead. Help me to keep the home fires burning while he's outh there movin' on. And give me the strength and wisdom to take care of things while he's gone. May the road he travels be clear and dry, and may not temptation catch his eye. Help him rmember when he's all alone that his loving wife and best friend is waiting for him here at home.Amen

Prayers Needed
Hello to my fu friends and family.....my family is in great need of prayers....i have a cousin that was ran over yesterday and is in icu in chattanooga.....he is in really bad shape...his skull is broken and he has some broken ribs and a broken hip, one foot is barely hanging, and they are having to give him blood, also his lungs are swollen pretty badly. please pray for him ....thank you all love, vampy38

Prayer
I place my heart in your hands God , for you to hold it and treasure it first , like no other you are my father , the lover of my soul You knew me before i was born , you know how many hairs are on my head you know my heart , and you of its sincerity you know my future , my past and my present .. Lord , wrap your arms around me and comfort me in times of lonelieness , send your holy spirit to keep me company til you bring my husband to me ..Lord help me to best to be the best i can be ,and to help the noes you cal on me to help and let me lethe ones you call on to help me , May i put aside my foolish pride , and look to you for wisedom , and guidence.. trust in you even when all seems hopeless .. Love always your daughter in christ Briar

Prayers Needed Please
My MIL was in a severe car accident yesterday... totalled her car around a tree.. she is alive but very injured... Altho he is an Ex, I am still extremely close to his Mom & family.... Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers... thanks so much as always peace baby that is all

Prayer For Those Who Hate
Lord thank you for blessing me with this game. All this pain that seems to run threw my vains. Also thank you for all the stupid ish that i'm facing. Cause it seem to help my motivation. I look up to you for all my inspiration. Told me I wasn't ready yet so i've been sitting down patiently waiting. Praying on everyone out there hating. It's not like there's no escaping remember you can still change the station. BEAT LINK: http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=12232318

Prayer
And shepherds we shall be, For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

Prayer To Great Spirit
Native American Prayer "Oh, Great Spirit Whose voice I hear in the winds, And whose breath gives life to all the world, hear me, I am small and weak,... I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset." (translated by Lakota Sioux Chief Yellow Lark in 1887)

Prcb Debates Sts-122 Atlantis Options - Includes Rollback And Tank Swap
Two options were debated by the all-powerful PRCB (Program Requirements Control Board) meeting, one of which will allow Atlantis to aim for a late January - or more likely - early February launch date, the other involving rollback. Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton 12-28-07 Currently, "Option A" appears to have the support of shuttle management, which will involve the soldering of the LH2 Feed-through connector pins. "Option B" involves rollback and a tank swap with ET-126. A large contingent of engineers are calling for 'Option B' - which will involve the STS-122 stack being rolledback to the Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB), due to the requirement of having to enter the tank to remove the entire Feed-through assembly. Such work at the pad is no longer considered as an option. Once inside the VAB, Atlantis would be de-mated from ET-125 and re-mated with ET

Prédiction: Est-ce Que Android Phones En 2016, L'article
302 000 000 smartphones ont été expédiés dans le monde entier en 2010. Android a été exécuté sur environ 23 pour cent de ces smartphones. Selon un article de Don Reisinger, CNET, Android était 2e, le mettre juste derrière Symbian, qui a récolté 36 parts pour cent du marché l'an dernier. RIM capturé 16 parts pour cent du marché en 2010, tandis que l'iOS d'Apple détient 15 pour cent du marché. Microsoft Windows Phone 7 part était de seulement 0,6 pour cent. -android 4.2 ABI Research affirme Android sera facilement dominer le marché en 2016. ABI prévoit Android sera exécuté sur 45 pour cent des smartphones livrés en 2016. Conformément à l'article Reisingers, la firme de recherche dit que la part de marché d'Apple va augmenter à 19 pour cent en cinq ans, suivie par la part de RIM de 14 pour cent. étonnamment, le système d'exploitation Bada de Samsung pourrait avoir jusqu'à 10 pour cent de part de marché en 2016. Chose intéressante, l'affirmation ABI Research est, en 2016, Microsoft Window

Preacher
It was a long time ago longer now than it seems. A place that perhaps that you have seen in your dreams... welcome to my world, is it what you thought it would be? I am trapped inside this hell between blood queen and purgatory a coop filled covered hall, a tatooed baby doll, I've got the devil in my corner and Jesus on my wall. today is an oatmeal day I fell like a monster babe preacher, save me with your call and I will be your little miss scareall. One eye's green and one eye's blue. Demons, angels, a love that's true catch me as I start to fall, let me be your little miss scareall. Halloween is over but I will keep you scared, take you to the fright side I know you'll come prepared, be your deadly nightshade, turn your christmas black and you can be my johnny homicidal maniac Forgive me preacher for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my first confession. I am the one... hiding under your bed. My teeth are sharp, my lips are red, I am the o

Preacher & Babies
> There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. > > After six children, this started to get expensive and the > congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. > > Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd,"Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." > > And the congregation said, "Amen."

The Preacher
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation.... no one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, .... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, a nd his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ...."If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause, . Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!" There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90 year old

A Preacher
An old-time southern, hell fire & brimstone country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: - a Bible, - a silver dollar, - a bottle of whiskey and - a Playboy magazine "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too............ But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good, low down drunkard, and, Lord, help me...., what a s

"preachers Of Love".
Long stemmed flowers, White gloves and silver magic sticks. Youthful, young people Dressed up in enchanting cloaks. Colorful and bright. Muffled up against The chill of evening winds, Holding banners, Flags, Colors of which had faded, When twilight darkened, With ghostly shade. They stretched their hands, Towards the sky, Open, vast, unblemished blue. Realm of Greatness. And plaques! With casted rings, Glittered alike, Clustering mid-night stars. As bright, As the colors of Mars. Followers, supporters and bonded lovers, Encircled by them all. Marching with grace, Dignity and pride, Rigorous strive, Hustled, And rushed, Towards the City Hall. After a long march through The narrow, Crocked, Curving, Hustling, Streets, Ended at the steep. There emerged suddenly. A yelping group of people, Filled with plaudits pride, Embellished they were, As newly wed bridge. Crowd was enthusiastic, Their hea

Preamble For Your State Constitutions
Do you know the Preamble for your state- interesting- -Important commentary at the end. Alabama 1901, Preamble We the people of the State of Alabama, invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution. Alaska 1956, Preamble We, the people of Alaska, grateful to God and to those who founded our nation and pioneered this great land. Arizona 1911, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arizona, grateful to Almighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution. .. Arkansas 1874, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arkansas, grateful to Almighty God for the privilege of choosing our own form of government. California 1879, Preamble . We, the People of the State of California, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom. Colorado 1876, Preamble We, the people of Colorado, with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of Universe. Connecticut 1818, Preamble. The People of Connecticut, acknowledging wi

Preamble For Your State
Do you know the Preamble for your State? . . . interesting: --- Be sure and read the message at the bottom! Alabama 1901, Preamble We the people of the State of Alabama, invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution. Alaska 1956, Preamble We, the people of Alaska, grateful to God and to those who founded our nation and pioneered this great land. Arizona 1911, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arizona, grateful to Almighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution... Arkansas 1874, Preamble . We, the people of the State of Arkansas, grateful to Almighty God for the privilege of choosing our own form of government... California 1879, Preamble We, the People of the State of California, grateful to Almighty God for our freedom... Colorado 1876, Preamble We, the people of Colorado, with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of Universe.. Connecticut 1818, Preamble. The People

The Preacher
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the Congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and Discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family Expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation Decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's Additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a Gift from God," he said. Silence fe ll on the congregation. In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail Voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, We wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "amen."

The Preachers Message
Those of you that know me understand this situation. I am a former Catholic turned Witch. I married into a Christian family and my family of origin still practice the Catholic faith. Because of this situation occasionally my children do get exposed to church. They also get exposed to tarot cards and such. It's hard to actually celebrate sabbats and stuff with them because of the marriage. The husband would probably have a fit. A month or two ago my daughter asked me to take her to church. Even though I hate going to church when she asks I try to take her. Well about three weeks ago I took her to a service. What was interesting about the service was the preachers message. As well as the childrens church talking about Ester ( a woman in the bible). If only ther realized what they were truly teaching. ;). Well I sat in the back row because of the two kids and my 3 yr old not being exposed to church services nearly as often as my daughter doesn't behave very well in that setting

The Preacher
Subject: The Preacher The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees

Preacher Funny
This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

The Preachers Wife Is A Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeek...!
Did you forget about Bambi?" Jamal pressed. "No, I didn't forget about Bambi." "So tell us, are you going to eat from the forbidden tree?" Keith inquired. "I don't know, man," I sighed. "How old is she?" Calvin asked. "She told me that she's forty-nine, and turning fifty next week." "Damn, dawg, she looks like that at fifty?" Calvin said, flabbergasted. "You are well on your way to getting your bicentennial wings," Keith commented. "What the hell are bicentennial wings?" I asked. "Fucking a woman fifty or over!" Keith shouted. The fellas then started chanting, "Serious for President." "You know what? You're stupid, you're stupid, and you're stupid. Three stupid muthafuckas," I replied while flipping off each of them before heading to my cabin to get some rest for the festivities later that evening. As soon as I removed my clothes and got relaxed, there was a knock on my door. "Yo!" I yelled, but was unable to make out what the person on the other side was sayi

Preamble
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... 'We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.' ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a n

The Preacher
he stood on the stage where the podium was and stood behind it his church full of brothers and sisters of his congregation..he smiled biggly (yes thats a word) lol. and spoke these words: "Brothers and Sisteres, little ones of all ages, God!!!! everyone jumped! did not bring us here to talk about our sins...someone yelled out an Amen! he brought us here today to be with his Hollllllyyy FAMILY! all jumped again. he was seeing who he thought was innocent, not guilty of sin..and he smiled. he strode across the stage with a gait of pride in his congregation and then stopped and pointed at a young man....SON! the boy nearly flew out of his seat as all chuckled....y-y-yes sir? You sinned last night did you not? The boy paled as his parent looked at him with their mouths on the floor their little boy had sinned?OMG!!! Tell us what you did my son? the boy blushed and sasid well last night mom and dad were in the shower i heard he moaning and dad too..so iwent to investigate..i took the

Preacher And The Drunk
Baptizing a Drunk A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again -- - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preac

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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the

Pre Advising Everyone Of The Auction Starting On Friday
Hello to all my friends and those who arent friends yet. I have entered an auction which starts tomorrow (Friday) and I am just letting everyone know in advance. Starting bid will begin at 50k and what I am offering is priceless. I am looking for new friends and would love to see yall come out and bid for me. I will be ataching the link to the auction on the next blog when I get it. Thank you all for your help in me leveling up and hope to make some new friends and have a some fun with this. Hope to see yall there.

Preacher
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects. 1. A bible. 2. A silver dollar. 3. A bottle of whisky. 4. And a Playboy magazine. 'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself.'When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all if he picks up that ma

Preacher Abu Qatada Wins Appeal
Preacher Abu Qatada wins appeal Qatada has been convicted in Jordan in his absence Islamic preacher Abu Qatada has won an appeal against deportation from the UK which could lead to him being freed. Qatada - in prison pending deportation to Jordan - has been dubbed "Osama bin Laden's right-hand man in Europe". The Home Office says it will challenge the ruling, and in the meantime he will remain in prison. The Court of Appeal said it was concerned that evidence allegedly obtained under torture may form part of a future trial in Jordan. The Jordanian national has been fighting extradition to his home country where he has been convicted for terror attacks. I believe that we will be able to secure his deportation to Jordan and we will push for it as soon as possible Tony McNulty Home Office minister The appeal panel said the Special Immigration Appeals Commission (SIAC) had misdirected itself in law over the issue of any evidence obtained by torture.

Preacher Man
PREACHER MAN Preacher man preacher man stop telling me how things are going to be I can think for myself and I only believe what I can see My mind is open to all things and opinions that man has to sell but you say if I don't believe what you believe, I'm going to hell Preacher man preacher man preaching your fire and brimstone tell your fairytales to someone else and leave me alone Who is more righteous, the one who does good because of the hell that you sing or the one that does good just because it’s the right thing Preacher man preacher man you know all too well that man made this place you call hell Nothing is right and nothing is wrong it is just man that makes it that way in his song Preacher man preacher man maybe things are as you say I hope in my heart that they are every day Oh it would be so great to have a heaven above a place that has nothing but love Preacher man preacher man there's nothing you can prove, it's just something being read b

Preacher's Horse Racing Exploits
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Preacher Goes Hunting
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish...please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!" That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet. "Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive...."

Preachin To The Choir
Dear Miss Ninja,I am in trouble deep! I know you're going to be upset because I was always your little girlBut you should know by now I'm not a baby. You always taught me right from wrong. I need your help, please be strong. I may be young at heart But I know what I'm saying. The one you warned me all about, The one you said I could do without, We're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe. Please don't preach, I'm in trouble deep, I've been losing sleep, But I made up my mind. You've guessed it, I'm keeping my baby. Signed,miss ciccone Miss ciccone, I'm not your papa, so I won't preach. I don't care if you want to keep your kid, I just don't want to be the one paying for it. So as long as you aren't living off my tax-dollars, I'm going to tell you to do what the hell you want. The day I start supplementing your little drunken night spawn is the day I'll start demanding you get off your ass and get a job.

The Preamble
The Constitution of the United States Preamble Note We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Pre-ashland Vacation Agenda For The 1st Weekend In September
Mom will help me prepare Banana Nut Loaves for all three of us and for St. Mary's Wild Rice Festival this September. Make sure Mom and I pack up for our three-day/two-night trip to Ashland and Bayfield Counties, Wisconsin - home of the South Shore Brewery. Be sure to place my ASUS tablet in my storage case (allegedly). We still visit Walmart and Kolowski's Market, respectively, and purchase many of our favorite everyday essentials in each aisle. Finally, on Labor Day, T.C.F. will help me and Mom cash in on my checking account.

The Pre-booty Call Agreement
The Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut individual up with a kiss and re

“pre-booty Call Agreement”
“PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT” This pre-booty call agreement, hereinafter called the AGREEMENT, is made between _________________ and ________________ two consenting adults. This AGREEMENT, is entered into this ______________ Day of ___________, 2004. The following conditions shall apply to both parties unless otherwise agreed to by both parties: 1. No sleeping over. 2. No meeting in public. 3. No calls before 12:00 am. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit. 5. No emotional discussions. (Example: Where are we headed with this? You know where it's headed - to the bedroom only!) 6. No plans made in advance... that's why you're called the backup! 7. No non-sexual gifts. 8. No baby talk (dirty talk is encouraged). 9. No calling for chit-chat between booty calls. 10. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (in fact, no conversation is better!). 11. No kissing, It's too intimate. 12. No calling each other "friends with benefits." (We are

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PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (here and after referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. No calling each other "friends with benefits". We are not friends, just sex buddies. 8. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be o

Pre Booty Call Agreement
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Pre-booty Call Agreement!
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Pre Bootycall Agreement *winks
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THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over- unless very good and needs to be repeated in the morning. 2.No meeting in public-except to get drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm-we don't have shit to talk about. 4.It is not "LOVEMAKING"- only vigorous mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No EMOTIONAL discussions(i.e. Where are we going with this? Do you love me?) THE answer is NO so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance- That is why you are called "THE BACK-UP" 7. ALL GIFTS ARE ACCEPTED- money is best. 8. NO baby talk shit- Dirty talk on the other hand is welcome. 9. No asking for comparisons with other partners- NUN YA BIDNESS. 10. WE are not "Friends with Priviledges"- We are not friends, we know each other and we happen to fuck on occasion. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is ok- Do not get offended. 12. No extra clothing- I don't want shit of yours "forgotten" when you leave. 1

Pre-booty Call Agreement !!!!!!!!!!
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced a

Pre-booty Agreement
Pre-Booty Agreement = Awesomeness This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2006, by _______________________ (hereinafter referred to as "The Pimp") and ______________ (hereinafter referred to as "My Biatch"). THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e., Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good

Pre-booty Call Agreement
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Pre-booty Call Agreement
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMNET Body: ALL WHO WISH TO PARTICIPATE ARE REQUIRE TO FILL OUT FORM I NOW HAVE AN AGREEMENT FOR YOU GUYS THIS PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT, HERE-IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS THE AGREEMENT, IS ENTERED INTO THIS DAY OF _______________ 2006, BY ___________________ AND ____________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER ALL THE FOLLOWING RULES & PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it wTHIS PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT, HERE-IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS THE AGREEMENT, IS ENTERED INTO THIS DAY OF _______________ 2006, BY ___________________ AND ____________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER ALL THE FOLLOWING RULES & PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it was very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 p.m. - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that love making shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e., where are w

Pre-booty Call Agreement
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Pre Birthday Bash....help Me Become A Godmadame
Pre Birthday CelebrationTreated myself to an Auto 11 as a pre birthday present, so come help me move up to GodMadame and beyond ... let's have a great time!I will be running another auto on my bday Dec 11th, and I know between the 2 it can be accomplished!Come show my page some love and spank me hard...I likes it!I have a little over 2000 pics you can rate and snag, so there is plenty there to keep you busy. And while you are there Fan, Add, Rate Me..Crush Me..Bling MeI would so love a Moon Bling for my bday!!!!!And send me fubux too!This bully brought to you byAYASHARepost for me please!

Pre-booty Call Agreement (feel Free To Fill This Out)
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Precious
Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation while waiting for their flights from the LAX Airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation got around to children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" My

Precious Gift
PRECIOUS GIFT TODAY IS MINE, IT BELONGS TO ME TO LIVE THE BEST I CAN. TO SHAPE, TO MOLD, FOR ETERNITY A DAY THAT IS SIMPLY GRAND, I MUSTN'T FILL IT WITH PETTY THINGS SELFISH THINGS, AND SMALL I MUST LIVE ONLY FOR THE JOY IT BRINGS TO GIVE MY BEST, MY ALL GOD MADE IT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY A SPECIAL DAY , YOU SEE HE MADE IT BRIGHT AND SHINY THEN HE GAVE IT TO ME YOU TOO ARE GIVEN A SPECIAL DAY A DAY IN WHICH TO DO NOT ONLY WHAT YOU FEEL YOU MUST BUT ALL THATS EXPECTED OF YOU EVERY DAY IS A SPECIAL DAY A DAY IN WHICH TO GIVE THE VERY BEST WITHIN YOU EVERYDAY YOU LIVE

Pre-cana Day 2
clucas6416It's 6:20 AM in the morning. I most really love Kathy, the weekends are only days I get to sleep late. I'm up about to walk out the door, to go back to finish for the second and last class 9AM to 5PM. I hate the weekend train Schedule, after 9 years this better be worth it. Men, I paid for ManagaNext and now out that money, I be their Sunday. All this for a Certificate to be Married in the church. 9 years...the even of next year will have been 10 year together and the almost a full into our first year as a married couple. So long time to be with the same person........

The Precious Opal Is The Queen Of All Gemstones
You will always remember the first time you hold in your hand the queen of all gemstones; a brilliant precious opal. Beauty in nature will seldom speak more clearly or boldly to you as the first moment when you peer spellbound into the magnificent luster of the opal's kaleidoscopic inferno. One must think it would be God's own vision if he held in his hand the Earth itself to gaze at the heavenly fires of her aurora borealis. Seduced, as you gaze into the opal's labyrinthine nebula of fires and color, you will know that were the expanses of the universe ever to be contained they would abide in the effulgent opal's blaze. Resplendent hues of unfathomable color and fire leap from its form. Your eyes and entire being will satiate with visual harmonies of color. There are greens that leave jealousy without color; greens with depths that pale rich emeralds to light jades. Opulent blends dance before you in infinite shards of light infused with a cosmos of motley infinitudes of reds, like bl

Preciouse Treasures
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Preciouse Treasures Way too often we do not realize what precioius treasure we have within our grasp until it's gone. Too often we wait until it's too late to say "I'm sorry, maybe I was wrong." We seem to have the propensity to always hurt those we hold closest to our hearts. Without really thinking we allow silly, foolish, little things to tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let unimportant thoughts and petty ideas dictate to our mind. And then it's usually too late to see why or how they could have made us blind. Be sure to speak up and let loved ones know how much they mean to you. Take time to say the words that may be hidden deep in your heart, before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate everything, even all the little things, those you may have forgot. And be thankful for those secrets of your heart, all the little en

Preceding Blog Post Being-
removed because she has removed the last of her photos and I'm assuming her profile will be deleted in due course. The main point about dropkicking noncommunicative liars (communicative liars too but I'm at once angrier and also willing to consider the possibility that they might want back rather than be wholly indifferent, which may be fine -- if trust can be established) - that remains of course.

*precious' Talent*
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Precious Tears
No words are enough... to take back the precious tears that your beautiful eyes have shed, the eyes that were once smiling and I... and I made them cry. I'm really sorry for everything I've done or said, It's useless taking back the tears... but returning the smile to your eyes... I'll try with all MY soul and tears.

Precious Things - Tori Amos
I've always wanted to see her live. This is my favorite song from her ever I idolize everything this woman stands for. So I ran faster But it caught me here Yes my loyalties turned Like my ankle In the seventh grade Running after billy Running after the rain These precious things Let them bleed Let them wash away These precious things Let them break their hold over me He said youre really an ugly girl But I like the way you play And I died But I thanked him Can you believe that Sick sick Holding on to his picture Dressing up every day I wanna smash the faces Of those beautiful boys Those christian boys So you can make me cum That doesnt make you jesus These precious things Let them bleed Let them wash away These precious things Let them break their hold over me I remember Yes in my peach party dress No one dared No one cared To tell me where the pretty girls are Those demigods With their nine-inch nails and little fascist panties tucked in

Precious Love Eternal
Precious Love Eternal Across the great unknown Perfect union, equal pair Built on trust alone Precious love eternal Embrace the beauty of the sun Blissful, peaceful, passions lure Soul mates freely bound as one Precious love eternal My heart your hand does lead To cherish every wonder For all the future brings Precious love eternal Your eyes they move me still Deep the light that shines within Together dreams fulfilled Precious love eternal Our majick sure and sweet A thousands lifetimes answered Of all that’s meant to be

Precious Words
I caress those words, like diamonds… and am not surprised by the hard glitter or the chilling shudder – like certain eyes that fixedly stare, cold and rough – that they, the words, carve upon my skin. So, I tear them from my caresses, yes, from my fingers, and open my hands to let them fall, the words, as obsolete as jewels of treasures no longer sought, to the bottom of nothing. Thus I strip myself and my caresses of those words, like diamonds… And I am not surprised that a precious, warm reverberation, a gem-like splendour glowing from other fingers, from other eyes, as smooth as lips – bare of words and simply loving - suddenly, eloquently, come to adorn me … of caresses.

Precious
How precious is life, really? Do the people in your life really know you? Does everyone know how you truly feel about them? How happy are you, really? It’s amazing how things happen and you never suspect it. You never know how precious life is until it’s gone. Incidentally you don’t know what is going on with the person setting next to you at the office or at the dinner table. Some of the happiest people on the surface are in horrible pain on the inside; so many of us take life for granted. I know all of us are busy in our own lives and things get so routine, but today stop to tell someone you love them. Not the same old way you do everyday when you get off the phone or rush out of the house. Take a minute today to reflect on how important the people in your life really are. A friend of mine took his own life yesterday, which none of us saw coming. He was what we thought a happy person. At 39 years of age he decided he couldn’t go on anymore. I wonder how you get to that point.

Precious Boy
We're cute right? I promised more pictures, so here's some more pictures. This is from our first date. Lol. He was so cute. Sucks at pool though. Lol. Tomorrow is the one week mark of dating him. Not real special, I know, but it's information. I'm really liking this kid. He's funny, though reserved, and genuinely seems to like me for who I am, not what I can do with my tongue... though this still confuses him.That's my TONGUE by the way.... A talent... Anyways. I really like Vaunder. He's sweet and doesn't ask much of me. Lol. I know that sounds horrible but I've dealt with guys that asked far too much from me. Like Robbie... Oh... Here's a pic I pulled off my phone speaking of Robbie. This was back before he was an asshole.Such were the good old days, but really, he's old news. I actually think I might hate him... but who cares... I absolutely adore vaunder. I love the way he holds me, the way he tells me I'm gorgeous, the way he looks me in the eyes, the way I haven't annoyed him yet

Precious Loan
Precious Loan © By Mary K. Guerrero God blesses us each with so many things And sometimes that blessing is a child. He chooses a special angel, picked just for you And loans them to you for awhile. From the time they arrive They hold your heart in their hands And add countless precious moments to your life And each night we bow down and ask the good Lord above To protect them and keep them from strife. For this oh so precious gift, God doesn't ask a large fee. “Just love and care for them, and teach them of Me”. So we do what we can, We work hard and we pray And watch them blossom and grow With each passing day. Not one of us knows how long they'll be here Or when God will call for his loan, And take that special angel, picked just for you Back to his glorious home. But he made us a promise and I have no doubt, He will carry you through this great sorrow. Because when it's your time, she'll be first to greet you And you'll be blessed with an eterni

Precious Words
TONIGHT I AM ALONE... THINKING OF UR VOICE AND HOW I FELT SO HAPPY TO KNOW THAT U REALLY CARE FOR ME. AS I DO U. DREAMING OF UR FACE AND WISHING THAT U WERE HERE TO PROTECT ME FROM ALL THE BAD.. ALL THE CRUELNESS OF THIS WORLD. HOPING FOR THE DAY WHEN OUR LIVES WILL COME TOGETHER AND I WILL SEE U THE DAY THAT I CAN LOOK IN UR EYES AND KNOW THAT U R REALLY MINE. NEEDING TO HEAR THOSE SWEET WORDS OF LOVE AGAIN THAT FALL EFFORTLESSLY FROM UR MOUTH. THOSE 3 PRECIOUS WORDS... I LOVE YOU...... MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts

The Precious Few
A cry goes up, and out they go, the nation is at war With no demands, they pack their bags, and slowly close the door The wives they plead, and children cry, but daddy he must go Wars been raged, freedom challenged, and all the soldiers know The bullets fly, the briefly lull, this battles might is fierce Creeping low, then sprints to move, but through his chest was pierced The letters come, to love ones left, from daddy gone again Mothers cry, confused about, how long till the battles end A fear runs through, bodies shake, a telephones haunting ring Terrified, by what it hides, what message it will bring As soon as answered, the wife collapses, the children wondering why The telephone said, I'm sorry ma'am, your husbands no longer alive Now walking through, the garden of stone, it's a little more understood The grave stones speak, though mild and meek, it echos through the woods Your husband was brave, and welcome here, looked after he will be Just like th

Precious Time
Tears shine like diamonds, As they rain from my eyes, I send this lonely wish, To the first star in Heaven's sky, A wish to hold you close to me, And wake by your side, Feel your breath on my skin, as I softly kiss your eyes, If these tears could make a river, The I could swim my way to you, I hope you know in your heart, I'd swim any ocean for you, If my thought of you could give me wings, I'd fly there tonight, And if it really is the thought that counts, Believe me I tried, If I could change time, I would speed it up and stop it too, To the moment you are in my arms, Then be lost in that moment with you, I've come to find some wishes, just don't come true, Thats why I am so greatful, For the precious time I spend with you. I love you my little angel!

Precious Child
My Precious Child The greatest gift we will ever know is a child, born to love and grow. Conception is a miracle in itself; the start of new life and good health. Such a treasure your precious child is, who will thrive on every hug and kiss. Hold them close and sing them songs; they will only be a child for so long. They may not always smell pure and sweet, a dirty diaper or a dampened sheet. But with a loving cuddle and a beautiful smile, the joys of parenthood are all worth while. "Thank you Lord for our precious child."

Precious Memories
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out " CROSS ." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS......." The pastor hollered out "GRACE " The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound." The pastor said " POWER" The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD ." The Pastor said "SEX " The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES ." Pass this along and make someone smile today (I just did). GOTTA LOVE LITTLE OLD LADIES

Precious Lives
Did you think it couldn't happen? Did you think it wasn't real? You thought of only fun and games as you got behind the wheel. You knew that it was stupid you didn't stop to think. You got into the car that night, you'd had too much to drink. You didn't even see the tree you were going much too fast. You drew in a sharp breath a breath that was your last. Three precious lives were lost that night you weren't the first to die. We think about you lovingly as each day passes by. This poem is a warning to each and everyone the results of drunken driving can never be undone.

Precisely!
I am silly, impulsive and inadequate I am scared, alone and afraid I am needy and lost Yet somehow he can look past all of my flaws And see something eye-catching, Something hes been looking for. I dont know what it is, And I have no clue how all this came about, Let alone how he found what he was looking for in ME. I love how he always brings out the best parts of me, When my world is crumbling all around, Even though he isnt here. All I know is my mind is racing; Wondering, hoping, wishing That distance wasnt so extreme Because HE is PRECISELY what I NEED.

Precious Gift
A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him. She did so without hesitation. The traveler left rejoicing in his good fortune. He knew the stone was worth enough to give him security for a lifetime. But, a few days later, he came back to return the stone to the wise woman. "I've been thinking," he said. "I know how valuable this stone is, but I give it back in the hope that you can give me something even more precious. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me this stone." Sometimes it's not the wealth you have but what's inside you that others need.

74-precipice
Baby...i'm gonna take you where the river is running and wide Have you beggin' for the darkest of nights Have you feeling like there's nothing to hide Baby you get me beggin' for the rest of my life Got me screamin' like a man on fire Girl you're my one desire So take me to your precipice Take me to your precipice I said Baby...you're making it so hard just to walk out the door I'm lying face down beggin' for more Can taste the rain and its starting to pour Baby...you know I love it when I'm watching you fly And I can tell when you're closing your eyes My pheonix is starting to rise As you take me to your precipice Take me to your precipice I said baby...you know I love it when you're sayin' my name No one ever gonna say it the same You know that you're gonna drive me insane Standing at your precipice Damn baby I'm lovin' your precipice

Precipitation
there are stories of pleasure,there are stories of pian But the gods torment me with slad of rain it started on thursday and went double fortnight And Junior read stern by the pilot light he ate more cheese then time allowed Sowe stood him up sharp we stood him up proud And they looked at him funny ,but theylooked at him with spice I speak the thuth, i tell on lies been masterbatin' since the forth of july Spill the beans spill'em all The precipitation filled spring from fall he didnt like faxes he didnt like phones When he stood among many he stood alone He loved his sausage, but shied from greens Used to spin his little sister in the washin' ashine from the great mind of LES CLAYPOOL

88 Precepts
88 PRECEPTS by David Lane (P.O.W.) Member of The Order Until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, every writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The world is in flames because Races, Sub-races, Nations, and Cultures are being forced to violate their own Nature- ordained instincts for self-preserv

Precious Angel
by Dane Hall And from an angellic voice came, 'you are the most romantic man, I have ever known.' Ataken back by the sweet words of love, A journey abound by a path seperated, Join together of misplaced love. And, on a cool April eve, Our hearts, minds, and bodies, Again, become one. This is right, this is real and true. This we both feel, this we cannot deny. Together, we will overcome all, That has gone awry, with faith, And hope from high above. And in turn, to my precious angel, I bestow upon your ears, And into your mind, 'you are the most passionate woman, That I have come to know, only care, And to forever love.'

Precious
Precious are your eyes They pierce my soul. Precious are the feelings That are out Of control. Precious are all of things you make me feel. Precious in my heart In which for you to steal. Precious are all the things inside. Precious are the things you make me unhide. Precious are these things we know to be true Precious is all I see When I look at you.

Precious Angel
glitter-graphics.com 02-02-02 - 09-16-07 Precious Angel _________________ Precious you were suddenly taken away When we wished that you would stay. You will always have a special place in our hearts That you will forever stay and never fade away. You maybe gone but, you will never be forgotten Your spirit will forever live on. You were so Precious now your an Angel We will miss you our Precious Angel. Copyright ©2007 Lynn wrote on: September 16, 2007 glitter-graphics.com

Precious Perversion
I take his wrist, licking along the vein, my tongue trailing from his palm to his middle finger before sliding it between my lips, licking and sucking teasingly, smiling as I hear him growl with pleasure. He draws away from me, chuckling when he sees me pout as I nip the tip of his finger. On the index finger of his other hand, he wears a ring with a large spike at the knuckle- with this he slashes his arm right below the wrist and my eyes glitter when I see his blood pooling to the surface. "Drink." A demand, not a request when he holds his arm to my lips. "Become part of me." I take his arm and lick the blood flowing down his arm before closing my lips around the wound, drinking in his sweet, salty nectar as he strokes my hair, purring deep in his throat. Suddenly, he grabs a fistful of hair and pulls me away gently from my prize to lick the blood from the corners of my mouth, then consuming my lips in a passionate kiss. I wince slightly when I feel him run the spike slowly

88 Precepts
88 PRECEPTS By David Lane (P.O.W) “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.” Before we start I would like to say that until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, ever writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The wo

88 Precepts By David Lane
88 PRECEPTS By David Lane (P.O.W) “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.” Before we start I would like to say that until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, ever writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The wo

Precious Moments
The birth of a child, that perfect wedding day. The first love of your life and your first kiss. These are just a few of those precious moments. Getting those divorce papers from the one you use to adore. The photo's of loved ones from the past and present. The loss of your virginity that you held for so long. These are just a few of those precious moments. Sidelining as a cheerleader or out on the field. Wiping those tears when your child falls down. Going to the dance and doing your thing. Moving from home for the very first time. Knowing that you learned what your parents did share. These are just a few of those precious moments. Giving of yourself because you really do care. Last but not least something you should know, those few precious moments happen everyday that you grow.

Precious Stars
But for the precious stars, that hang their head at night. When at last you whisper quietly, you'll make all things just right. And for the precious moon, that shines so in your eyes. And your kiss delivers me, across the star filled skies. What of the tender darkness, that finds lovers out of breath? And spent he lies their motionless, still upon her chest. But for the precious stars and all they see tonight, will be as if twere nothing, when at last I hold you tight. Devl

Precautions Useless
Precautions Useless Tears fall just like they have before; It's no surprise, I was fairly warned. Yet, my body sought your sensitive embrace, My lips needed to caress your sweet face. I looked; your love couldn't be replaced, Running & hiding,I thought I had escaped. Can i ask? Why you planted this seed? Now, I face each day with It's roots inside of me. Crawling into darkness, I beg to be consumed, I tell myself there's no use, my soul is doomed. Then you come near, my world turns alight, Your heart shatters at this poor pitiful sight. You speak so tender, so clear, whispers in my ear, Telling me all the things, I'm scared to hear! Your contagious sickness invades my inner body, Still, you show no signs your even slightly sorry. Pulling me close, you say you need me back. No fear of all the things inside,I lack. Again, all my tears fall just as the times before, Whispering showing me you understand...I was warned. RWSII

Precious Pain - Melissa Etheridge
Everybody's got a hunger No matter where they are Everybody clings to their own fear Everybody hides some scar Precious pain Empty and cold but it keeps me alive I gave it my soul so that I could survive Keeping me safe in these chains Precious pain Everybody's got a reason To abandon their plan How can I think of tomorrow With my sorrow in hand Precious pain Empty and cold but it keeps me alive I gave it my soul so that I could survive Keeping me safe in these chains Precious pain Each road that I walk down Reminds me of you This whole town is haunted There'll never be anything new Precious pain Empty and cold but it keeps me alive I gave it my soul so that I could survive Keeping me safe in these chains Precious pain

Precious Declaration(song Lyrics)
precious declaration by collective soul hitched a ride to the peaceful side of town then proceeded where theives were no longer found cant crash now ive been waiting for this wont crash now i found some encouragement preacious declaration reads, yours is yours and mine you leave alone now precious declaration says, i believe all hope is dead no longer new meanings to the words i feed upon wake within my viens,elements of freedom cant break now ive been living for this wont break now im cleansed with hopefulness precious declaration says yours is yours and mine you leave alone now precious declaration says i believe all hope is dead no longer once i jumped through hoops of fire as high and far as you required i was blind but now i see salvation has discovered me

Precursers To Us Wars
I find it interesting that the creation of a central bank *the Federal Reserve* happened in 1913. After that The USA has a history of involvement in wars around the world. I've decided to look at how the USA entered into these wars. Below is a list I have compiled based upon actual taught history. WWl- USA entered war after the sinking of the lusitania, a commercial passenger ship. The ship was sunk by German ships after it entered the war zones. The German Embassy ran a clip in the NY Times warning americans that if they boarded that ship and the ship was sent into German controlled waters it would sink. The USA sent the ship anyways. WWll - The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. The USA claimed this to have been a suprise attack by the Japanese. Yet actual gov't declassified documents proved that there was more than 2 weeks notice. The Japanese claimed that the attack was brought about by the USA's violation of international laws and treaties committed against Japan. The USA embar

Precious Moments
The precious moments that will ever last - The sentimental times to come to pass - Memories and future endeavors for sure. Stopped moments in time come rushing ashore. Little feet in the sand - Tiny fingers in hand. An un-broken bond that will forever survive, A beautiful woman who made your reality alive. Forever hold her deep within your heart, She is the maker of your brand new start. A lifetime of tests. No failures, no regrets. Just love them, and smile -

88 Precepts By David Lane
88 PRECEPTS by David Lane (P.O.W.) Member of The Order Until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, every writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The world is in flames because Races, Sub-races, Nations, and Cultures are being forced to violate their own Nature- ordained instincts for self-preservation. Many men of good

Precious Moments
Precious moments is what I have of the time I've spent with you The length of time is not enough I don't know what to do When I close my eyes at night times end and wake at morning light Its you that I will think of and wish you were in my sight Dreams of our days and nights together tho short and sweet so true Its when my tears will fall down when I really want to be with you But the thoughts of returning in your arms is what keeps me really strong For I know and feel within my heart its with you where I truly belong I wonder at times if you feel this, the same feelings like in my heart And I wonder if your thoughts of us are that we never part I miss you so much already and yet I am still here with you When the time comes for me to go I don't know what I'll do Tears will fall upon my face and heartbreak is what I will feel But time is what it will take to make my hurt all heal I will miss you truly and I hope you will miss me But soon I hope to be with you for all eter

Precious Life And Death
After the Superbowl I witnessed on HWY 196 (for those from here... ) a truck that recked and I was the first on scene... There was so much debre from the wreckage and so poor lighting I could not see the driver. I called 911 and The Fayette County Fire Dept. was there in minutes, and they found the man DOA. I feel... numb, I don't know what to say else... I just had to tell someone about this experience outside the Highway Patrol.... God Bless you and everyone you love.

Precious Memories
A minister decided to do something different one Sunday morning. He said "Today in church,I'm going to say a single word and you and you are going to help me preach .Whatever single word I say,I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out "cross". Immediately, the congregation started singing in unison,"The Old Rugged Cross. The pastor hollered out "Grace".The congregation begin to sing "Amazing Grace,how sweet the sound." The pastor said"Power." The congregation sang,"TheresPower In The Blood." The pastor said, "Sex". The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in total shock.They all nervously began to look around at each other,afraid to say anything.Then ,all of a sudden,way in the back of the chuch,a little ole 87 year old granmother stood up and begin to sing, "Precious Memories"

Preceptors
Thursday, March 27, 2008 preceptors Glory of lord speaks with clear version that those who adore and greet the pollen-like feet dust of their preceptors which in form refulgent, fragrant and flavored induce the true pace in their life. It note mare of dust called so but in fact it is a lovely powder of life giving herb, which allays the host of all attendant ills of mundane existence. The splendor of gem in the form of nails on the feet of blessed preceptor unfolds divine vision in the heart by its much thought. The luster disperses the shades of infatuation, highly blessed is he in whose bosom it shines. With the very appearance of the bright eyes of the mind get opened; the attendants evils and sufferings of the night of mundane existence disappears; the gems and rubies in the shape of glories of great lord, both patent and hidden, come to light to facilitate the world of true vision. May lord bless all on the subject of true human life. Thanks please.

A Precious Name!
A Precious Name! I hear them call her mommy An ordinary name. It holds no tinge of glamor Nor dose it speak of fame! It's just a simple home word, but oh!it reaches so far, extending to the depths of childeren's trusting hearts.... 2 syllables of loving is what it means to me... 2 syllables of praying , down on tired bended knees, 2 syllables of wisdom stored deep within her heart! 2 syllables of singing still when all in the world seems dark! I hear them call her mommy oh what a sweet refraim! it is a smoothing ointment that heals all childhood pain! so what if it holds no glamour? nor over turnes no fame? for every women called mommy.....yes!!! It's a precious name! by:jessie 12/23/98

88 Precepts
The 88 PRECEPTS 1. Any religion or teaching which denies the Natural Laws of the Universe is false. 2. Whatever People’s perception of God, or Gods, or the motive Force of the Universe might be, they can hardly deny that Nature’s Law are the work of, and therefore the intent of, that Force. 3. God and religion are distinct, separate and often conflicting concepts. Nature evidences the divine plan, for the natural world is the work of the force or the intelligence men call God. Religion is the creation of mortals, therefore predestined to fallibility. Religion may preserve or destroy a People, depending on the structure given by its progenitors, the motives of its agents and the vagaries of historical circumstances. 4. The truest form of prayer is communion with Nature. It is not vocal. Go to a lonely spot, if possible a mountaintop, on a clear, star-lit night, ponder the majesty and order of the infinite macrocosm. Then consider the intricacies of the equally infinite micro

Precious Photos
I want to thank everyone who has viewed my photos. Please continue to do so. I will upload more as I find them. My husband and I have been married for 33years. And I have loved this man for longer than that.But this is probably our last year together.He is dying of cancer. I don't know if he will live to see Christmas. I feel so helpless knowing we have done all we could for him. Renewing our vows was the only present for our anniversary I could give him, that I knew he would love. I am glad I put these photos here, where they can be wiewed and appreciated. He is so precious to me, and it breaks my heart knowing that one day I will have to say good bye. And these precious photos will serve to keep our love fresh in my heart.

88 Precepts
By David Lane (P.O.W) “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.” Before we start I would like to say that until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, ever writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The world is in fla

Precious Moments Train
Welcome to my Precious Moments Train! To join please rate my Precious Moments Album and leave a message on the last picture. This pic will take you there! Now Rate/Fan/Add everyone thats already on the train. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment "Precious Moment Train" or "Life is full of Precious Moments" When new people join the train,please DO NOT just accept the friend request-Rate/fan/comment back. No cheating,or you will be removed from the train! Private message me when you have finished and I will make you this Thank You Tag! The Precious Moments Riders.... Your Hostess... 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~ 2. ~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Greeter @ Good Ol' Boys and Gals~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire 3.◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD GREETER FOR CLUB MIXTURE ◊ 4.☆Ǥįиá_Łʎȵ☆ 5.

Precious Mother
Precious Mother My precious Mother you wiped away the tears that fell upon my face. My precious Mother you loved me even when I fell from grace. My precious Mother you stayed up countless hours when I was ill. My precious Mother you picked me up when I fell. My precious Mother you held me close when my heart was broken. My precious Mother always gave me love's token. My precious Mother you kissed the bump upon my head. My precious Mother you tucked me safely into bed. My precious Mother you were always strong. My precious Mother you showed me right from wrong. My precious Mother no one can ever replace your sweet face. My precious Mother in my heart will always be your place. My precious Mother this poem can never be enough. My precious Mother to show you how you are truly loved.

Precautionary Measures!!!!!
A friend shared this item with me. I would like to remind those who already knew these facts and I am just hoping that this blog may inform those who are not yet aware of this precaustionary measures: * No plastic containers or plastic wrap in microwave. We should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers... This especially applies to foods that contain fats. The combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body... A dioxin chemical causes cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Instead, use glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food... You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's

Precious Gift
He sees her kneel before Him, The gift she gives overwhelming, A gift to be protectedand cherished, A girl to be loved and worshiped, she gives herself to Him completely, and Utters a word that leaves Him speechless, her Master, the Man who she belongs to now, Who loves her so tenderly, Worshiping her devoutly, she feels the collar come around her throat, His lips to hers in a loving kiss, Knowing He will cherish her all the days of His life, This gift she gives shall never be shunned, This gift that has touched His very soul, The gift of submission, of herself, He holds her in His lap in a loving tender embace, Tears flow freely down His cheeks, Tears of happieness and joy, Words cant express his gratitude or depth of love, For the lil gem and the Gift she has given... Kevin E Brooker

Precious Poison (december)
Precious poison found within the flower Remorseless soul within a corpse From light springs dark eternal Broken vessel of your spirit A shattered mind screams I bled for this pretty fake Meaningless sacrifice Bled for days Smile out my rage Masking what I feel Make my weapons Preparing for a war Sharpen my teeth against this Scarred by it all Yearning for the cold December Ice will take away the pain Frozen I can shatter what breaks me

Precipitous
(adjective) Resembling a precipice; extremely steep. Synonyms: abrupt, sharp Usage: The track now becoming narrow, they were obliged to pass in single file along the precipitous hillside, led by this escort.

Precious Alexander
The darkness of the graveyard is scary to most.. So why isn't she scared? Because Ravyn is a ghost. She carries herself through the dark night all alone. She walks silently past all the marble stones. She stops at one stone and drops to her knees . It is one of a child, the child she lost you see. Her little Alexander is all she ever wanted, but all the love she had for him couldn't keep him alive. She wished she could go back before the morning that he died. He was all she had after his father died and gone away. She wished and prayed that he would be okay. But little Alex just couldn't breathe, She layed upon the hospital bed and looked over trying to see. The nurse said the little one didn't make it, that he was gone. She didn't find out until the next dawn. She cried for him, I guess she always will. No one can ever take his place, nothing can fill. The young Ravyn only fourteen lost her first son to death. She isn't dead herself she just feels that way. She misses the one s

The Preceeding
THE PRECEEDING OF DOCUMENT X: DOCUMENT TWO(2) OF TWO(2) "THE GRANDEST OF ENEMY" -By General McGruder- As you were reading the latter document, I was explaining the finer details of what repressed us as human beings. Now, the concept of leaving the material world is nearly impossible to fathom at this point in time- By now, it's the only thing people know how to do. It's the easiest form of living, and life, and it's the most commonly travelled road, from any ethnic background. The select gentlemen knew that the tables would turn this way, and catalogued it, so future generations of leaders could refine these plans to benefit themselves. There are some basic facts that should be explained before we go further- -There is no such thing as Terrorism. The few people referred to radical terrorists, insurgents, Al-Qaeda, etc, etc are nothing more than people trying to fight for what's left of their homelands.They use terminolo

Precious
I cant help but take this second to breathe wonder do I really have something more to offer than my body and exhale I don't want to let go of anything except the sense of raised heat exteme waves fist clenching dry mouth pleading lips flesh tearing exctasy sighing whimpers cries of passions not missed collisions of the instance we both feel restraining pleasure second rate love screams of thrill sweat relentless desire for more and the thoughts of this all never ending that is all I have to offer... its sooooo much more than my body.

Precious Gems
The twinkle in their eyes of a shimmering diamond Those effectous little giggles like an opal in the light They shine to all around the world as the emerald soothes the mood Their smooth smile gets you like an aquamarine gets the pearl The sad sighs and short tears of a peridot glowing in the candle light Soft hands upon the cheeks reminds you of an amethyst at its finest Tender footsteps across the room as a garnet shines true The playfullness they share like a saphire at its moment The love they give and treasuree like a ruby in the sun Writtin by Kat Buske

Precious Angel
When times seem too hard to bear & I l feel like giving upI vision your beautiful face, the twinkle of your eyes and things of such.The bond we created from my womb to the day you were bornIs a mother and daughter bind that can never be torn.With the strength and guidance of God and the blessings he pours down from aboveI want to be the best mom I can be to you and embrace you with all my love.You are as precious as a flower and as gorgeous as a roseYou have been specially made to the very tip of your nose.You are as sweet as honey; such an innocent young childYou are brighter than any star in the sky every time you smile.I want you to be proud of who you are and strive to be the bestPut forth your efforts to achieve your goals and let God do the rest.I will always be your mother first, but I'm also your friendYour are the most precious gift, that I've ever been given!

Precious
I found this post on Facebook...and found it very touching. I did not write it, I do not know who did, but I do want to share it. I was walking around in a supermarket when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her af

Precisely Why Opt For Canada Goose Costume This Off Season?
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Precious Angel
Days have dwindled, Voices sing softly, Our hearts are warmed, For the angel has come... A statue of true beauty, She is the essence of Purity, All that we had hoped and dreamed, For all the life I have lived... Woman of beauty and grace, Be it so precious, Just to feel your embrace, That I gave my life for you... Please be happy, Cause I've lived a good life, With my heart at rest, I do not suffer.

Precious Angels
Precious Angels Women are precious Angles sent from the heavens above. Placed on this earth to show men how to love. Without them men would be in hell. Holding back feelings with no one to tell. Hating each other for there would be no peace without a woman to help you release. We would be fighting each other till one of us dies. Without a woman proudly standing right by our sides. Men would be loving one another and none of them even be under cover. But God created woman for the man to see. She is meant to be his true destiny. For she is a Precious Angel who has a special power. With the right one magic can be inspired.

The Precipice
It was something akin to that feeling of clarity right before death, I was staring off the precipice I could almost imagine that one more step in any direction would certainly be the last. Looking over the edge I think I secretly longed for the plunge and in the back of my thoughts was always her. I looked around and rubbed my eyes I had been going somewhere but just the idea of it seemed so long ago since... I was clearly having trouble yet I was powerless to stop the current any more then a fish could change the direction of the stream, I was free to swim yet stuck within the confines of my own prison. "You and your mental ramblings I do wonder" ... I laughed. "you love every minute and you know it!" The couple walking on the other side of the street and an old lad.y walking her dog heard my rant into thin air and smiled. as was her fashion the object of my speech whisked me away into thin air. It was an odd feeling every time, a weightless disintegration of being, descendi

Precious Moments
Life provides only a series of precious moments that make someone feel for an eternity. Her love and strength through adversity. The test of time that proves no one will ever see her back away. The broken scraps recombined to make herself whole again are only a shattered reminder of something that can not be destroyed. The beauty of her heart only shadowed by cracks it has been given. With each beat is life proving you can not break her. That strength, you could not anticipate. Trial by fire and brimstone this girl has been through hell. Never backing to to a corner she stands strong and proud, this world can not bring her down. Wolfs in sheep's clothing nipping at her knees, she pleas for peace and no one will let her be. Kind and simple is what she displays, the advantages people take their loss her gain. Once she turns her back you must forever let her go, If you hurt her once the torch that burns you is the last thing she will leave your heart to feel. Emptiness is all that she lea

Precious Ore
Precious Ore March 19,th,2013 Watching my sunsetter retractible awning, Feel froggy & wanna leap of faith with me & do some spawning, some if not all of God’s creations is what I want. In a confused mind state, confounded by that silly rule=no sex on the first date, want some head so I can nut all over a plate, just 2 watch a bitch lick it up, The world is watching & doing too much talking but ain’t doing nothing. & Just cuz I don’t say much don’t mean U know what I’m capable of. I don’t like the drugs but the drugs like me-No: I luv drugs till I take em’ with me 2 the gallows 2 hang w/lil Reid. aw man,No-High Five? Don’t leave a friend hanging. Whispering in my ear drum & Begging in the bedroom is the only time whispering & begging is sexy So tell me what U know & what U want. I’m not a mind reader. However, I am a fortune teller, I’m fortunate enough 2 make good use & learn a little from my failures, & just cause I&rsqu

Precio Bajo, Sino Como Wow Como Iphone Y Galaxy
¿Qué el mejor teléfono? I phone 5 Samsung Galaxy S4 o, Samsung y los teléfonos de Apple 2GB ROM moviles han sido siempre la principal tendencia de los flujos que favorecen por muchos teléfonos. Las razones por las que tantas personas como ellos son variados para diferentes, en general, se trata de obras y tomadas como un teléfono divertido utilizando para nosotros.Los nuevos tipos de tres teléfonos celulares se parecen a la de Apple y Galaxy que tienen mucho en común. Tiene un alto grado o tan fácil para su uso? voy a presentar unos moviles chinos y baratos. Los siguientes factores pueden explicar las mejores características para usted.P16 Android 4.1 es de 4 pulgadas del cuerpo con el teléfono inteligente de doble núcleo, con una CPU MTK6517 1 GHz, la pantalla es también más nítidas y más rápido si el navegar por la web o ver la película y la lectura. El teléfono elegante androide P16 es más grande que el de Apple 4s en la pantalla, lo que le proporciona una visualización

Precio De Lanzamiento Inflado: Htc One Max
Este año HTC ha lanzado tres productos estrella--nuevo HTC One, HTC mariposa s y HTC One Max. Último buque insignia teléfono HTC, hardware HTC Max uno muy bueno, recolectó más popularidad antes del lanzamiento. El paseo continúa HTC una tradición familiar de cuerpo de metal y diseño de moda al mismo tiempo, el auricular pantalla tamaño upgrade a un 5,9 pulgadas pantalla grande y se unió al lector de huella digital, el rendimiento también es muy potente. Los chinos Moviles Android sólo debido a la actual lista pronto, así que ese precio global sigue siendo muy alto, pero, según los movimientos de precios HTC de uno, por el final del máximo de una cortados precios, tiempo será un buen comienzo. Historia de HTC un máximo de un estilo de metal, toque cuerpo globoide sostenga con una experiencia muy confortable. Este frente tiene una pantalla táctil capacitiva grande de 5,9 pulgadas, resoluciones HD completa hasta 1920 x 1080 píxeles-nivel, mostrando imágenes muy nítidas. Hardware, esta má

Precio Está Desactivado Por Onda V711s Tablet
Cuando estaba en HK, encontré, la gente en HK son propietarios del iPad mini es mucho más. En primer lugar, creo que el precio decide que, en segundo lugar, las mini tablets son cada vez más aceptadas por la gente allí. Y ahora, la situación en España es cada vez similar. Sin embargo, ahora la tableta de la pantalla grande sigue siendo la corriente principal, los mini tabletas comienzan a ser más popular que antes. Ahora en ontablets.es, hay dos buenas mini-tableta, una es la Hyundai T7S, y la otra es la Onda V711S. Hoy en día, vamos a ver algo al respecto. Onda V711S es bastante barato, por supuesto, a rebajar el coste, Onda adopta la CPU de cuatro núcleos Allwinner A31, no el chipset Rockchip ya que es más expensve. En segundo lugar, la pantalla es la pantalla de 1024 * 600 IPS, la resolución es un poco mejor que el Hyundai T7S. El precio es también más barato, sólo € 115 ahora. ONDA V711S Quad Core A31S Tablet PC de 7 pulgadas IPS del android 4.1 1G RAM 16G de vídeo 4K Cara

Predominant Emotion Test, Take It Man/woman!!
Your dominant emotion is Happiness You are a happy person in general. Your friends can always count on you for a good time, and to lift their spirits when they've had a bad day. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Predominant Emotion Test
Your dominant emotion is LOVE Your dominant emotion is Love. You tend to always find the best in people and give all people the benefit of the doubt. You love your friends and family and they are what drive you. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Predatory Homosexuals
This is just an introductory statement for the blog I'll type up inthe morning. But for now all I gotta say is that if ya do a Blast...be prepared for some unwanted consequences. I'll leave it at that for now. Stay tuned for tomorrow's full featured update...lol

Preditor Alert
Hello everyone, It seems my phantom that was so taken by me has decided to play not so nice with me. He has changed my password to my account so I had to come into Cherry Tapped with a different email account and start all over. So here's the preditor and women all be very careful of our Lost cherry Phantom.He has even deleted all my blogs. I guess he wants to try to cover his tracks. He is playing with the wrong girl,I may look innocent but I can be lethal. Heres his link: http://www.cherrytap.com/user/267953 HIs real name is Jonathan Hesse he lives in Mesa Arizona and he works for Intel Corporation . Tell him he is not very nice for hurting me Thanks,Kat /simikathy.com

Preditor Alert
Hello everyone, It seems my phantom that was so taken by me has decided to play not so nice with me. He has changed my password to my account so I had to come into Cherry Tapped with a different email account and start all over. So here's the preditor and women all be very careful of our Lost cherry Phantom.He has even deleted all my blogs. I guess he wants to try to cover his tracks. He is playing with the wrong girl,I may look innocent but I can be lethal. Heres his link: http://www.cherrytap.com/user/267953 http://www.cherrytap.com/user/267953 HIs real name is Jonathan Hesse he lives in Mesa Arizona and he works for Intel Corporation . Tell him he is not very nice for hurting me Thanks,Kat /simikathy.com

Predatory Homosexuals Continued
Okay so here's the deal. I did the Cherry Blast thing a few days ago. I had seen a few friends pop up on it and thought hey that looks kinda cool. So I went ahead and did a 3-day Cherry Blast...thinkin all these ppl were gonna see muh bald shiney head and wanna check out my profile and possibly network. I've always liked to network...I just think life is like a fingerprint...everyone is unique...so I like to get to know ppl...possibly learn something I didn't know before...and perhaps make genuine friends. At the time I got the blast...I had the name OMG IT'S DICKZILLA...that was mistake numero uno. Little did I know the Zilla would be a keyword to atract predatory gays. If ya knew me a couple years ago when I worked another job you would totally understand the name...it has absolutely nothing to do with the size of my trouser trout, so girls...I'm sorry I'm not the CT John Holmes ya prolly thought I would be...lol. So anyways..that was mistake number 1. The second mistake

Predjudice Managemeant Classes
Everyone is prejudice in one way or another. When I say " predjudice piece of shit " it's someone who discriminates based on their predjudice feelings basicly. It's acting in an bad way because of your irrational feelings towards people before you know them that is awefull. Kind of like being angry. Everyone gets angry, and it's ok. It isn't ok however, to go beat the shit out of someone, and/or destroy their stuff simply because you are angry. I guese what they need to do is have predjudice managemeant classes.

Predators!!
i ran across a guy on this site. his name is marc klaas. his daughter 10yrs old, was kidnapped, raped and murdered. since then, marc has dedicated his life to finding missing and exploited children. he is a good man and i feel everyone should visit his site and see his links. he is on utube and has a documentary called the marc klaas project, check it out!! his name on here is swampy....

Prediction - Wwe Royal Rumble 2007
Yeah, I know, wrestling is fixed and predetermined, but its fun. Following the storylines . . . - Shawn Michaels will win the Royal Rumble. - John Cena will retain his title. - And the rest of the card will suck and kill time.

Predictions
funny quotes predictions (alleged) "Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons." (Popular Mechanics, forecasting advance of science, 1949.) "I think there's a world market for maybe five computers." (Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.) "I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." (Editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957.) "But what is it good for?" (Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, commenting on the micro chip, 1968) "There is no reason why anyone would want to have a computer in their home." (Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp, 1977.) "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." (Western Union memo, 1876.) "The wireless music box has no imaginabl

Predictions For The Century
Predictions For The Century Approximately every two thousand years, our planet comes under the influence of a new zodiacal sign. January twelve, 1996 marks the entrance of Uranus (the future) into his own sign of Aquarius (New Age). We slowly begin to explore the possibility of a new consciousness and uncover both the strength and danger of this incredible upcoming age. This liberal sign follows nebulous Pisces. Over the last twenty years, Uranus (the awakened) has advocated more discoveries than have been made during the last 2000 years spent under the illusive power of Neptune (ruler of Pisces). Pisces is the last sign of the Zodiac, and traditionally, it rules the twelfth house. This area governs restriction, sorrow, imprisonment, psychological trouble and secret enemies as well as creativity, dance, high forms of music and works of art. Enclosed and confined places such as asylums, hospitals, churches, prisons, movie theaters, concert halls and theme parks are Neptune's legacy.

A Predicament...
A lot of you guys are real cool and I would love to spend time chatting with you on here, but the fact of the matter is is that I really don't have much time on the 'Full access' net and spend time in my office on the 'limited access' net. So I do see you guys but with only a few minutes on here I cant hit each of you up like I want to. Long story short, you're more likely to get me on email if yu really want to get to know me and all that good stuff. So if you read the profile or not my email address is nuttcenter23@yahoo.com See you there Realest PS The realest benefit of hittin me up on email is the exclusive pics... :)

Predictions
4/13/2007 Dear Readers; As I always said on the George Noory show “I DO NOT PREDICT ANYTHING”. At this point people interpret the word prediction with premonition, forecast, chances or a good guess! It all depends of the location of your natal Mercury (logic/common sense/reasoning) or the critical thinking and dictate why some people could easily miss the forest for the tree in my work. An objective Mercury location in your chart such as in any air sign would easily grasp the message and not the grammar used. A weak Mercury will produce people lacking objectivity and concerned with details and society needs great people with great organizational gifts. My Mercury by birth is in the sign of Aquarius (dignified) and do not deal too well with boring detail but it gives me the natural aptitude to enter the archetypal realm of consciousness and handle accurately the “Cosmic Code”. It amazes me to see my premonitions unfolding regularly with my “predictions, premonitions, forec

Pre~dating Exclusively Agreement
Pre~dating Exclusively agreement! PRE DATING EXCLUSIVELY AGREEMENT.... (our my comments) 1. Before I agree to date you and only you, you must read and agree to all statements in this contract. By signing this you take full responsibility to ensure all rules are followed. By not signing this agreement, dating exclusively is null and void. This contract is NON-NEGOTIABLE! 2. If you stop insulting Nascar racing and concede that it is a real sport, that it takes talent and skill, I will stop calling your WWE wrestling a bad soap opera with untalented actors. However, I won't stop thinking it. 3. If you take a genuine interest in racing, I will be more than happy to help you gain an intimate understanding of the sport. 4. Events and activities are to be planned AROUND NASCAR races. So learn the race schedule. Under special circumstances, this may not apply, However, If I will miss a race, it must be taped using TWO VCRs (just in case one fails). NO special circumstanc

Prediction
Julie Location of Death: Herndon, VA Date of Death: 5/11/2021 5:42:19 PM Last Person Called: Bo Last Number Dialed: (703) 376-644* Autoposy Performed: None Performed Date of Autoposy: N/A Cause of Death: Suicide See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game

Predictable
The father of Josh Hancock, the late St. Louis Cardinals pitcher killed earlier this month while driving drunk, has filed suit against the restaurant Hancock was at the night he died as well as the towing company whose truck Hancock hit. Curiously, he has NOT filed suit against the Cardinals. Call me cynical, but it seems Hancock's father doesn't mind blaming everyone under the sun for his son's death except his son and his employer, who from all accounts knew about Hancock's issues with alcohol. Don't get me wrong -- I'm not saying the Cardinals are responsible in any way for Hancock's death. Far from it. But neither is the goddamn tow truck driver (who is lucky he wasn't killed by Hancock) or the bartender who served Hancock his drinks that evening. Personal responsibility is less en vogue every day. And a sad story gets even sadder with the taint of opportunism and greed.

Predators And Prey
Ok, are you a predator, or are you the prey? I'm a predator I guess, when did it get to a point in our lives where every guy on the internet is looking for c2c chat sex and girlfriends? It is now to the point where if any male add's a female on myspace for example it is an automatic denial without a message. What is strange I think is, what do you say to a strange female? Hey baby nice pic, wow your hot or sexy. No matter what you do or type you still come across looking like a stalker or pervert. Although, I expierince the same thing. Everytime I have a male send me a message or IM, I go on the defense. You know what do you do? I allways figure It is some dude trying to pick me up or something predatorial from the homosexual point of view. Funny thing is I'm not homophobic either. So I would guess it is the same thing that most all females go through... Now the males aren't exactly all to blame. It depends on how cute or hot the guy is and all women married or not,

Prednisone
Prednisone sucks lol. But I do feel a little better. The side effects get less each day I think. Was hoping to have the Dr cut it back in dosage today, but he wants me on this level another week and then cut back next week. And he needs me to do things that make my ankle sore so he sees how it reacts to the meds. I suppose that makes some sense. Can't tell if its working if I don't get off my butt. Its another beautiful day. :) Maybe I will take a walk with my son and Pluto in a bit.

Prediction: Paris Hilton Will Go Back To Jail
Here's my prediction for the day; Paris Hilton, who without her family's wealth would be completely unknown, is going to go back to jail. I think she should serve her complete sentence in jail. Indeed, I think all sentences should be served completely. Now, I've heard that convicts are sometimes let out of jail for "good behavior." I can't say that I've ever heard that whining can be used to get out early. So, here's my opinion on these matters. Excessive whining, or any bad behavior for that matter, should result in an extended sentence, and perhaps additional punishments. Good behavior, on the other hand, should be used both to avoid jail in the first place, and, after a convict has been released from jail, to avoid a return to jail. "Good behavior" should never be used to avoid responsibility for bad (or more technically, illegal) behavior. Now, we have to wonder why Sheriff Lee Baca would countermand Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer's sentence. Sheriff Baca'

Predictions For American Idol Tonight
My predictions for American Idol tonight -- So, I think LaKisha will probably go home -- or perhaps Blake.Chris Richardson is such a cutie. I know the judges liked his performance last night, but it didn't quite work for me -- but I still like him. Eric Clapton is a tall order.Melinda Doolittle did great as always. I really want her to win. I think she deserves it -- but I think Jordin may get the young kid and teen votes. I didn't know the Faith Hill song she sang -- but no matter what she sings -- she radiates! She has amazing talent!Blake Lewis. I just can't get past the blank look on his face all the time with the raised eyebrows. He has a nice voice -- but I need to connect and see more personality from him -- more sincerity -- which is ironic because the judges seemed to think he performed "Imagine" by John Lennon with emotion and sincerity -- but it just didn't come across to me. I know he's popular and I liked his beat-boxing and style at the beginning, but it's gotten old now.

Predictability
spontaneity, unplanned anything, routine is the death of all i had a dream you came home i made love to you but that doesn't mean making love follows all dreams you gave me a back massage it led further, that doesn't mean i want it to every time kissing followed by touching followed by oral followed by sex does it always have to go that way?

2008 Predictions Updated
8/23/2007 Dear Readers: First let me warmly thank you SO VERY much for the incredible amount of orders I already received today requesting my "Cosmic Code" newsletter. Remember you will receive the first of MANY this newsletter on January 1st 2008. I received MANY emails like this one and I decided to send another one to stop the flow of requests for the right link. ----- Original Message ----- From: Eileen To: Dr. Turi Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:56 AM Subject: Re subscription to Cosmic Code Newsletter I'm sorry to inform you that the links in your email on the 2008 predictions to subscribe to the Cosmic Code newsletter do not work. Can you please advise me how I can subscribe to this newsletter? I appreciate all the work that you do and I just can't seem to live without those predictions. It has helped me with my family and friends in knowing dates and times to approach them. Keep up the good work. Love and Light Eileen Here is the right l

Pre-dating The Love Of Chocolate
Chemical and archaeological evidence has pushed back the earliest known use of cacao, the key ingredient of chocolate, by 500 years. The chemical compound, theobromine, which only occurs in the cacao plant, has been found on pottery vessels dating back to as early as 1000 BC. Experts say the vessels were used to serve a fermented cacao drink that was made from the sweet pulp of the plant. The vessels were unearthed at sites in Puerto Escondido, Honduras. "The earliest use of cacao in Mesoamerica is likely to have been for a fermented drink," lead author Professor John Henderson wrote in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS). "Such drinks may contain up to 5% alcohol in volume," the Cornell University, US, academic added. Frothy chocolate Map of Puerto Escondido, Honduras As well as chemical evidence, a change in pottery vessel shape allowed scientists to pre-date the use of cocoa. It had been known that the seeds were used to make a frothed

Predict Your Love/sex Life... Wow Amazing
I just tried this out and was pretty surprised at the result. Copy and paste this link and check it out. You will be amazed. http://www.crush007.com/v2/predict/1196630232cdb Let me know what you think. Rick

Prediction On End Of The World In 2012
ok so...people are saying that the world will come to an end on dec 21 in the year 2012. i dont know where in the world do they come up with this idea....i mean don't get me wrong i know for a fact everything must come to end but when it comes to the world no one really knows when or how...etc all i know is that all these predictions are just full of shit...we dont even know if the world may end tomorow or the day after so i dont know why people are making a big fuzz about it i guess they are freaking out that the ice from the north pole are melting in a rapid way and may cause the ocean to over flow in some places i dont blame them but anyhow my point is no one knows when it will be the time for our planet to go

Predictions
AIRLINES & INTERNET RESTRUCTURE 3/19/2008 Dear readers; Another prediction involving the “restructure” of many airlines companies came to pass due to the French Corporation building and selling the biggest and better plane ever based in Toulouse City France. Airbus is an aircraft manufacturing subsidiary of EADS, a European aerospace concern. Based in Toulouse, France and with significant activity across Europe, the company produces around half of the world's jet airliners. To those of you who read my previous newsletters, 2008 Moon Power Universal & Personal Guidance and predictions http://www.drturi.com/books.php or heard me many times on Coast To Coast with George Noory, I unarguably predicted interesting news coming from France (and Italy) and with the new Dragon’s Head (expansion) in the futuristic sign of Aquarius (aeronautics) I saw years ago how the Dragon would affect this particular industry. Delta offers buyout to 30,000 Delta Air

Predictions For The Year 2029!
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036 Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to

Predictions 2009
As most of you know I have some psychic ability. I have often predicted things before they have happened (obviously :P) and this year I thought I would actually write them down (and add to them) to see if they actually came true. Any TRUE psychic will never admit to getting 100% right, at the end of the day a psychic is only as good as the information they recieve... but the very best are statistically about 80% accurate, so if I get about 6 out of 10 things right I'll be happy. Here's what I think will happen in 2009... There will be a terrorist attack (a bad one) on Dubai (or Mumbai but I think its Dubai) There will be a very bad airplane crash with a major American airline (a very big plane) I think somewhere towards the end of the year. France and Germany will have problems with staying in the EU There will be uprest in UK where there will have to be an early election. From March the eceomy will get better. From March we will see new ways of fuel consumption

Predetors Eyes
I HIDE WHEN I CRY AND YOU WONDER WHY. ASHAMED OF MY PAIN, ASHAMED OF MY PAST HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID TO LET THAT MAN GRASP WHAT LITTLE CONFIDENCE I HAD LEFT. I STILL SEE HIS PREDATOR EYES IN THE BACK OF MY MIND. HE TRIED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE JUST BECAUSE OF THE INNOCENCE I HAVE I DENIED, I REFUSED UNTIL HIM AND MY BEST FRIEND BROUGHT ALONG THE BOOZE. SHE LEFT ME SCARED AND CONFUSED HE TRIED ONCE AGAIN HARDER THIS TIME TO TAKE MY PRIDE KNOWING I WAS PHYSICALLY OUT NUMBERED INCOHERANT AS I WAS. I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP. THAN GOD SENT A MIRICLE MY FRIEND CAME WITHIN EARSHOT AND HE BACKED AWAY. FOR THEN ON OUT I WAS NEVER ALONE WITH HIM AGAIN EXCEPT FOR IN MY HEAD. A FEAR I BURIED DEEP INSIDE SCARED TO UTTER A WORD. BUT NOW I TELL YOU. EMPTYING MY PAIN I TYPE OUT THE LETTERS WHICH REPRESENTS HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HID AND CRIED BECAUSE OF THOSE PREDERIOUS EYES.

Predictable
Would you let me be your guide dog, if you happened to go blind. Can you let me be your light, when you feel left in the dark. I'll try to be your sunrise, when the night drags on. I want to be your faith, when for you life holds no hope. I would be your map, for when you feel lost or alone can I be your steady rock in this unpredictable life Do you trust me enough to let me be your shining knight.?

::pre-deployment Thoughts::
After not hearing from the mister for a week via the phone, I finally got to hear his voice again tonight. It's funny how in such a challenging circumstance, just hearing his voice can bring me comfort and make me smile. I hear that voice and just hearing it assures me that I'm doing the right thing and that he is worth the wait.....and if this cost me a friendship or two, then so be it. I also know it won't be easy with him being gone, so if you pass a Starbucks and happen to see a dark red-headed chick wearing a "Bauer 2012" shirt that's around 180s lbs with her head buried in a *NEW* Trenta-sized frappucino from Starbucks, just carry on! MMMMMMMM Trenta sized frappucinos....

Predator
One that eats other beings basically We define beings as animals As opposed to plants But aren't they organisms as well To be free from the moniker PREDATOR One must derive sustenance from the air & soil DIRECTLY NEVER to consume another living thing So can we all agree that Human Beings are Predators Even Vegans The closest I have seen a Human come to non Predator status Are a few men in India who eat nothing but leaves from The Neem Tree Or those that eat only soil Those people don't live very long & their lives Are quite unpleasant AGAIN!...shall we all agree upon PREDATOR STATUS YAY!!!!!.....Now it's just a matter of degree And since the Human Being has evolved to the Truly impressive point of breaking the barrier Of this planet & travelling to the Moon Based on the concentrated Amino Acids & Sulfates Derived from eating COOKED MEAT Can we even contemplate things like Philosophy & Irony Or even define what a Predator is And yet we bother to do so We go so f

Predator Soccer Cleats
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2013 Predictions
2013 predictions At the end of 2012, Adams put up a list of 20 "dark" predictions about 2013, which he believes to be "1984 on steroids". Watch out, because if Adams is right (and that's a big if, considering his predictions for 2012[73]), the following are going to happen:[74] Global economic collapse: "When record-low tax revenues are reported in April because of Obama's planned destruction of the U.S. economy, ratings organizations will downgrade U.S. debt, setting off a global selloff that could thrust America into a "nightmare" scenario of being unable to sell more debt" "Obama administration attempts to gut the Second Amendment". "Martial Law declared across America" "Extreme shortages of guns, ammo, magazines as their barter value skyrockets" "Tactical weapon strikes target Iran" "Massive false flag attack carried out in USA and blamed on patriots" "DHS arms the TSA and begins insane abuses of Americans on roadway checkpoints" "Secret resistance groups begin to form acr

Predicción: Android Phones Gobernará El A?o 2016
302 000 000 Smartphones se envían a todo el mundo en 2010. Android se ejecuta en aproximadamente el 23 por ciento de los Smartphones. Según un artículo publicado por Don Reisinger, CNET, Android fue 2 o, poniéndolo detrás solamente de Symbian, que anotó 36 por ciento del mercado el a?o pasado. RIM capturado 16 por ciento del mercado en 2010, mientras que iOS de Apple celebró el 15 por ciento del mercado. Teléfono de Microsoft Windows 7 cuota era sólo el 0,6 por ciento. -android 4.2 ABI Research afirma fácilmente Android dominará el mercado en 2016. ABI predice Android se ejecuta en un 45 por ciento de los teléfonos inteligentes vendidos en 2016. De acuerdo con el artículo Reisingers, la firma de investigación dijo que la cuota de mercado de Apple se incrementará a 19 por ciento en cinco a?os, seguido por la participación del 14 por ciento de RIM. Sorprendentemente, el sistema operativo Bada de Samsung podría tener hasta un 10 por ciento del mercado en 2016. Curiosamente, el argumento

50 Predictions For 2013
50 Predictions For 2013 Michael SnyderThe Economic CollapseJan 2, 2013 Are you ready for a wild 2013? It should be a very interesting year. When the calendar flips over each January, lots of people make lots of lists. They make lists of “resolutions”, but most people never follow through on them. They make lists of “predictions”, but most of those predictions always seem to end up failing. Well, I have decided to put out my own list of predictions for 2013. I openly admit that I won’t get all of these predictions right, and that is okay. Hopefully I will at least be more accurate than most of the other armchair prognosticators out there. It is important to look ahead and try to get a handle on what is coming, because I believe that the rest of this decade is going to be extraordinarily chaotic for the U.S. economy. The false bubble of debt-fueled prosperity tha

Pre-employment Credit Checks...
I still would like to know how it can be LEGAL for companies to perform credit checks... they are NOT extending credit to you only offering employment. if your concerned with dishonesty - run a criminal background check... just because a person had problems paying their Visa bill shouldnt mean you cant get a job! well enough ranting.. just pissed is all!

Preface
Every person has a million thoughts that flash through their brains. These are going to be the ramblings of a middle class guy, approaching 50 (GASP), who, one day while driving to work (well actually while stuck in traffic), decided,, rather than to just let these thoughts pass in and out of the abyss, to try to remember them to write down, when he looked back, he would remember what his thoughts, feelings, and beliefs were at this time, and what makes him tick, and made him as STRANGE as he is. SO.... since I have this forum, I thought maybe I would do it here, just in case anyone else was interested, not that I could understand why). I warn you, I have a tendency to ramble at times and go off on tangents that seem unrelated---but that's OK--it's part of the jumbled mess I like to call "MY MIND" Continued tomorrow.....

Preference
You know, just cause I've been on CT a lot, I've noticed a trend, and wanted to write about it... Women are more likely to say that they're bi or bi interested...Why? Neither gender really cares, they figure cool, good for them. Yay for women. MEN, on the other hand, feel that even if they're slightly interested in some kind of play near their ass, it's evil, bad, and how dare anyone even think to bring that up! Ok, whether it be tonguing, finger, dildo, fisting, WHATEVER, let me explain something men.... Just because you want something kinky for your girl to do to you, does NOT make you gay (and honestly, why is that such a big deal anyway???). It might, at the most, make you bi, but even then, most guys wouldn't let another guy do that to them anyway. SO, I guess the point to my rant is: guys, let your girl tongue or finger or something. You have no idea how bad she wants to do that, just to give YOU pleasure. You are capable of giving us so much, and we merely want t

Preface
This is a story of seduction...and sexual exploration. This is also a sequel to a story I wrote a while back. Feel free to comment, suggest, or whatever you want with this story. Who knows. Your ideas just might end up within the story line. :D Enjoy!

Prefound [ Dont Read Atwork Lol]
I WROTE THIS ALONG TIME AGO, BACK IN 11TH GRADE MY LOVE FOR YOU IS SO GREAT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, EVEN THOUGH YOU GAVE UP AND RAN BACK TO YOUR HOME STATE. WHY YOU TRIED TO SHOVE ME OUT OF YOUR HEART I DONT KNOW. i DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANTED TO START A LIFE WITH ME. YOU BECAME MY WIFE THEN YOU STARTED ALL YOUR CRAP. IF YOU EVER REALLY LOVED ME , THAT LOVEE CANNOT DISAPEAR AFTER ONLY A YEAR. WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU WANT NOTHING ELSE,BUT TO BE CLOSE TO THAT PERSON. IF THAT LOVE IS RETURNED, THERE IS NO WAY YOU WOULD WANT TO LOOSE IT. ITS SO SPECIAL WHEN 2 PEOPLE SHARE 1 LOVE. ITS LIKE 2 HEARTS COMBINE INTO 1, THE LOVE THAT BOTH SHARE COVERS THAT 1 BIG HEART LIKE A GLOVE. AND NOTHING CAN MAKE THAT LOVE DIE AND BE DONE. LOVE IS THE BEEST FEELING, YOU CANT IMAGINE A BETTER FEELING, AND ITS LOVE THAT MAKES SEX WORTH IT NOTHING ELSE. BUT WHEN YOU HAVE SEX IN THE NAME OF LOVE ITS CALLED MAKING LOVE AND ITS THE BEST. LOVE IS A MIRACLE, IT TRUELY IS A GIFT FROM GOD HIMSELF. IT

Preface To A Twenty Volume Suicide Note
Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note by Leroi Jones Lately, I've become accustomed to the way The ground opens up and envelopes me Each time I go out to walk the dog. Or the broad edged silly music the wind Makes when I run for a bus... Things have come to that. And now, each night I count the stars. And each night I get the same number. And when they will not come to be counted, I count the holes they leave. Nobody sings anymore. And then last night I tiptoed up To my daughter's room and heard her Talking to someone, and when I opened The door, there was no one there... Only she on her knees, peeking into Her own clasped hands

Prefect Love
Perfect love, Perfect trust, doesn't exist in a world of lust. old fasioned desired outdated by foolish games holding hands means nothing when you can't remember names. lips on cheeks, fingers in hair, are no longer gestures, to show you care. illusions of love, destroyed by what's real... teaches us to not trust what we feel.

Preface
Many years ago, I wrote a book of verse titled "Panoramic". We are all on a trip. We all have people, places and things that we are ment too see and do. Good or bad, we are to see, do and take them in for a reason. The road trip is long and this road is going to get bumpy through the highways of my thoughts. Better put your seat belt on, man.

Preface
i'm happy to tell u that there is very little in this world i believe in. Listening to people who comment on political, social, and cultural issues, i notice that most reflect an underlying belief that somehow things were better once and that with just a little effort we could set them right again. They're looking for solutions, and rooting for particular results, and i think that necessarily limits the tone and substance of what they say. Don' get me wrong, they're talented and funny people. i think people, in general, usually are anyway, even if they don't realize it, but they're nothing more then cheerleaders attached to a specific, wished-for outcome. i don't feel so confined. i frankly don't give a fvck how it turns out in this country-or anywhere else for that matter. i think the human game was up long time ago, when the high priests and the traders took over, and now we are just playing out the string. and that is, precisely what i find so amusing: the slow circling of the drai

Preface
I've been challenged to write on the dark side of things. I know we all have it in us, so the next couple posts will be just that. I think. I'm usually in a good mood and only write on the dark side when my heart has been ripped out and served to me for dinner, which hasn't happened for a while and hopefully never again. But I will give it a shot, you tell me what you think of the next couple posts as I write them. Crazynormal

Preface
Some of the things I will put in this blog I wrote some time ago and thought that I should keep them because they were written well. This blog contains sexual content. I struggled with creating this blog because there is a shy side of me that has stopped me a couple times. But this site seems to bring out the best in all of us so this blog will bring out the sexual side of me. Crazynormal!

Preface
Saturday, January 20, 2007 6:35:28 PM Many people may call me a "bitch," but none of them know me. They always judge without knowing my story. If only more people were like me I'd be better understood. The fact of the matter is that I am the way I am because of how others have treated me in my life. It all started with my family, well for most people it starts with their family. My Dad apparently never thought about anyone but himself. He and my Mother married and filed for divorce, then found out they were pregnant with me. Now, a smart person would see that if they couldn't make a go of it then that I wasn't going to help. Children only complicate things, guess their parents never told either of them. Hell, the two of them couldn't even decide on a name for me, they thought; "Oh well, we'll just call the baby Michael and if it's a girl we decide on something then." Guess what, I'M A GIRL! Then of course, things were further complicated by my Fathers' drinking and drugs. I don't know

Pre- Face
VERSE1: lee yells let all trash be sorted! and be placed in the right vestibule and jeffers yells true dat foo! VERSE2: Trash that yees to be sorted will be made "holy" and placed on thine galley floor. VERSE3: lee shouts to thine people above if you do not obey these rules thine coppers will be filled with rubish and jeffers states "yup". VERSE4: if thy refuselet it be known that we will strickey you from the depths of below with moldy cabbadge, rotten celery, and other unholy products found on the refer decks. VERSE5: if thine personal misconstrive with the trashroom dwellers of the deep thine sheets and blankets will become one with due thanks of the cpo. VERSE6: if all who readeth these adendums of a know stated nature, and rightously becomes disobedient to them, ye shall be smitten with trash refused guilt. and that sayeth man and men promulgated before thee"lee and "holy" of holies" jeffers" shall then smote ye. with foulness and its sfore mentioned bindings (warner 1-23:55

Preference
You know i have tried men my whole life and been with a few beautiful women of all my women treated me as a queen abd my men always beat me.... so heres to all the sexy women love you all and love the games you DONT play

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Pregnant
well I found out yesterday that I am 6 months and 2 days now pregnant I am excited and so isn't the father of the baby. We are not together but he is there for me to help me every step of the way and I love him so much for that he is my bestfriend. I am scared but also excited at the same time. Talk to you all later.

Pregnant 2
well I told my parents today about me being pregnant they didn't say a word about justin which made me happy and my father told me that they are there for me every step of the way which I just sat there and cried about because I was so happy. Now I just hope I can carry the baby full-term I am hoping. Right now the baby is healthy and the cervix is strong I just have to start eating healthier and more vegetables and fruit. So wish me luck everyone. I will keep on updating you.

Pregnant Turkey Story
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY (Just in time for the season) One year at Thanksgiving, my Mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my Mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my Mom took the turkey my sister was cooking out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Pregnant Lady
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming" and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself. BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident." I lau

Pregnant???
okay so i originally started on my cherry so that i could have a place that was my own that no one knew about and i could write *figurativly speaking* down my thoughts. Well here it is the 15th of November, been married for a little over 2 months. I am happy as can be...however i am having all these sypmtoms of being pregnant. i am a few days late and totally spazing out. this will be my second if i am. my husband seems to be happy as a clam this will be his first. i have a drs appt on monday to find out for sure because stupid home pregnancy test has a faint line in the positive area...and i dont trust those stupid things all too much, when the last time i was pregnant i had to take 4 of the damn things 2 said neg. 1 no control line and finally the fourth said positive. so here we are once again down this road and i am having mixed emotions about the whole thing. yes this is something that we BOTH wanted first and foremost!! but thinking about it and actually doing it (so to sp

Pregnant Turkey
Pregnant Turkey Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pre gnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep . . ...SHE'S BLONDE!

Pregnant Turkey
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's > house for the traditional feast. Knowing how > gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. > She told my sister that she needed something from the > store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey > out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a > Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and > re-stuffed the turkey. > > She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the > turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the > stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she > reached in and pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother > exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" > > At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister > started to cry. It took the family two hours to > convince her that turkeys lay eggs! > > Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE.........

Pregnant Turkey Happy Thanksgiving
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the > traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided > to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. > > When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed > the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, > and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the > oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit > something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, > "Patricia, you’ve cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this > horrifying news, my sister started to cry. > > It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!* > > Yep..................SHE'S B

Pregnant Turkey.......
: Pregnant Turkey > > > One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the >Traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided >To play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the >Store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, >Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the >Turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird's) back in >The oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out >Of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving >Spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. >With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, >"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this >Horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two >Hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep.................SHE'S >BLONDE.......

Pregnant Again!
I have a 25 week old and I am 8 weeks pregnant! I love babies and will take all that god wants me to have . I just dont know how I am gonna handle it. My baby will just be a year old when I have the new baby. But I guess we all do what we have to and I am sure I will handle this just like I do everything else that comes along in my life.

Pre Goodbye
I am not a perfect man. Perfection has alluded me until i fell in love with you.I want you as my everything because you make my everything better. I've sensed you'd rather me be more hard... That's not me with us... I don't want that. i want your kisses. i want your hugs. you make me want more time just to feel you.i've never been sure how you feel about me until you're pissed. Even when i'm mad at you i don't ever want to give you the impression i'm not trusting you. I don't yell, i don't beat, i'm not accusing you of anything..I trust tou. I get jealous alot more then you know and i hate it.i look and i get jealous. i talk and i get jealous. i'm not there and u say shit and the fact i'm not there..i get jealous.it replays in my head over and over. I would never want to desrespect you in any form. You're my baby and i love you with every ounce of my heart. the thought of not being your man makes me ill. I don't know what's in your head. I had to switch pictures on my phone because see

Pregnant Blond
The other day my neighbour Fran, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked," What do you mean 'more?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said. "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

Pregnant!!
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The Pregnant Turkey
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the > traditional feast. > Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She Told > my sister that she needed something from the store. > > When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the > stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,and > re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven And > proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, She > reached in and pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, > you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, My > sister started to cry. > > It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eg

Pregnancy Advice Column
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs? A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all. Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant? A. Have sex once a year. Q. My blood type is O-positive and my husband's is A-negative. What if my baby is born, say, type AB-positive? A. Then the jig is up. Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this? A. Your therapist. Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it's the flu, you'll get better. Q. My brother tells me that since my husband has a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true? A. The odds are greater that your brother will have

Pregnant @ 17
If any of you have any advice for me it would be much appreciated, i know advice from a networking site....whats a girl to do? if you have any advice please feel more than free to leave me a comment, thanks!

Pregnancy And Infant Loss
After seeing Innocentprncss's profile and her support of pregnancy and infant loss I am a survivor and supporter of this so like her I added a guestbook to my page for those who have suffered a loss or those who support those who have to add themselves. If this pertains to you or someone you know, please stop by and add yourself. Those who are grieving need to know others do care. And while we watch beautiful Kimmy grow and anticipate her delivery with joy and love for them in our hearts, feel for those who were ripped apart by sudden loss of life so new. Thanks to Kimmy and any other moms-to-be on CT for sharing her pregnancy and joy and beauty with us all! I have suffered two losses and have 3 grown children for which I feel very blessed, but I will never forget. Thanks to Innocentprncss for caring and sharing on this wonderful forum and for the guestbook idea for this, and all you do for this cause. Thanks for your time.

Pregnancy
As most of my friends and family know, as well as those i have told online, my wife is pregnant. I'm so fucking happy. When we found out we were going to have our daughter, we were really scared.Mostly that we didnt know what we were getting into and how our families would react. So far everything is ok, although her parents are in Mexico, so we can't tell them just yet. I am still a little worried about how her parents will react, but i know they both will be very happy. So far it doesnt seem like a big deal that we are pregnant. I think mostly because we aren't as scared and we know what we can expect and that our parents will be there to help us if we need it. Also, we still have a lot of baby things that we decided to keep for just this occassion, which is great. For me, i think it feels more natural, more relaxed. Mostly because i don't have to worry about what anybody thinks this time around. I also know that we can handle anything and everything that comes our way.

Pregnancy Survey♥
Long Pregnancy Survey!! About the mommy! Name: Vanessa Age: 24 First child?: Yep!! :) About the daddy! Name: Travis Age: 24 First child?: Nope Finding out!! What day did u find out?: December 26 2006 How did u feel when u found out?: all sorts of diff emotions went through me that day.... Who was with u?: Tiffany Who was the first peson u told?: My Grandma How did they react?: Excited and kind of worried... How did the daddy react?: Scared kind of ...shocked now he's happy Telling the grandparents! How did ur parents react?: See above lol How did his parents react?: His mom didn't believe it she was shocked Are they helping with baby names?: Nope don't want them to I can pick my own out :P Have they bought anything for the baby yet?: My grandma and aunt have :D How often do they call to check on u?: lots About the pregnancy! When was ur first appointment?: jan 13th I believe When is ur due date?: August 18th

Pregnant
An elderly woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 69 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

Pregnant Blond With Twins
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack! . Both tests came out positive!"

Pregnancy Q&a & More!
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q&A & MORE! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: Im two months pregnant now. When will the baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says its not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my w ife is in labor? A: Not unless the word alimony means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's d

Pregnant?
Hello all took a preg. test this morning and it came out that I was pregnant. Have to make a doc appointment to make sure but keep you fingers crossed Jimmy the Hand has not stopped smiling sence he say the test results LOL would you! Keep your fingers crossed we would like a boy as we already have a girl but as long as it's healthy we don't care. thanks all of my cherry family and friends - Hay my first Blog I just want to let all of you know. I love you Jimmy the Hand you hold my heart for ever and always love you more then you will ever know. : ) Nellie

Pregnancy, Estrogen, And Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal agai

Pregnant
So everyone im pregnant FINALLY i will be 2 months in like 2 weeks. And for everyone who knows that Nick and I were having some serious relationship problems we are staying together hopefully it all works out we will be a year in may ohh and the estimated due date for the baby is Nov 23 so yea

"pregnant"
TRY NOT TO LAUGH ( i didnt believe it, but it works!) ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? start thinking something you really really want * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You have just been visited by TINKERBELL I will grant you one wish. Make your wish w

Pregnant!!
For all you people on my friends list I thought you might like to know that I am pregnant.....I'm only 3 1/2 months along but time is flying by...Don't worry I wont be keeping the baby fat...Things have been going well for me since I've past the throwing up stage....I'm just waiting to find out if it's a boy or girl....Don't be sad for I will be back in no time once the baby is born and will start taking more pics for you guys.

Pregnant Turkey
I can't believe that some people are this gullible. One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE

Pregnancy
So I know that is says on my profile I am pregnant. I don't go into detail with that. I however, am single and pregnant. Sometimes, it is hard to think about it, other times it can be exciting. But if people have questions I can provide some answers I guess.

Pregnancy
The joys of being pregnant is like a roller coater ride. I told myself that I would NOT give in to buying maternity clothes. Well what do you know, I did. I feel like a lil fat kid who has to wear jeans with the elastic waist band...lmao...the clothes are nice and comfy but everyday when I go to get dressed thats the first thing that pops in my head and then the OMG. I look at all my jeans hanging in my closet and then I look to the ones that I have now and it just feels like someone ran off with my last smarty...lol...wow its a lil sad but I make a joke out of it and it brings a smile to my face. Although I have a few months to go I am getting very excited to get my waist line back and a smaller ..umm...well I just want my regular chest size back 2 lol...and not to mention the baby..yup I got a few things already now Im just waiting patiently to meet this lil person that keeps doing the red river jigg inside of me lol. I forgot how being pregnant has its ups and downs but hey Im enjoy

Pregnancy
In May 2006, My husband and I had decided to try for a baby, the beginning of July I found out I was pregnant, In August my doctor had told me that my pregnancy would not be viable so we had to terminate it because it would everntually become a painful miscarriage. So we did that and since then we've been trying to conceive so today May 10, 2007 I took a pregnancy test and it was positive! I am so nervous, I just hope it does not turn out to be another miscarriage. ok well that's all and thanks for reading!

Pregnancy, Estrogen And Women
Pregnancy Q &A &more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our bab

Pregnant
Today I found Out I was pregnant again.I don't know how to feel about it. my baby just turned a year old on Saturday,May 26.This pregnancy diffently wasn't planned.I also have medical problems that may or may not interfer with this pregnancy.But,just a few to list..I have problems with my kidneys,Diabetes,obesity,High blood pressure,etc.Well,I will close for now on this,may add more later.

Pregnant Cherry....:p
Well...havent blogged in a while. Missed all you guys a lot. Anyhoo, sharing the news....currently a pregnant Cherry. Having mixed feelings about it. I hate the whole pregnancy thing....can't wait till it's over. I eat all the time and i'm extremely horny which really sucks since my man is in New York right now......havent had any since april.....ughhhh!!!! Sometimes I just want to shoot myself...not to mention I've already gained 20 pounds since I stopped smoking cigarettes!!! I'm a fat cherry...at least I think so....does anybody have a fast forward button for this type of thing?

Pregnancy Question
I know most of the women on here are mothers. I found out on monday that I am 5 wks pregnant. What are some of the symptoms of the first month of pregnancy? and is there a high risk of miscarriage? Im asking because Im a first time mom.. This is all new to me

Pregnant Belly Pertition
PREGNANT BELLY PICS NSFW?!?!?! I THINK THAT RULE NEEDS 2 B CHANGED BEING PREGNANT IS SUPPOSE 2 B A GOOD THING ITS NO WAY NSFW IT SHOWS THE PARENT OR PARENTS BEING PROUD OF IT HOW IS THAT NSFW?!?! ADD UR NAME IN A COMMENT IF U AGREE, THIS WILL BE HELPING OUT A LOT OF PEOPLE IF WE GET ENOUGH SIGNATURES

Pregnancy
I am 6 monthes pregnant and what I learned so far is being pregnant again sucks. I did'nt know it would happen with it being close to after having my daughter. when I found out I was pregnant again my daughter was 3 monthes and now that I am 6 monthes she is 8 monthes and getting really hard to catch with her crawl and kind of eating hard things don't get me wrong she doesn't have any teeth yet but, she can gum stuff down pretty good. As I was saying when i got pregnant again my morning sickness was worst and the usually UTIs that I got turned it ten minuets of sitting on the toilet and push I have never gotten leg cramps until this second pregnancy. I am not complaining I am telling you that if you do want to get pregnant with one and then have another one be prepared to get the same symptoms twice as worst. It ain't all that bad until well it decides to come out the other end.

Pregnancy Attire
I don’t know if it’s me but is there a new trend that while you are pregnant you wear the shortest and tightest of clothes? I was in the mall the other day and crossed six pregnant women. Of the six only one had real maternity clothes on. She looked radiant and absolutely beautiful. Why must we all have to look at large bellies in small clothes? Just needed to ask if I was the only one noticing this new trend.

Pregnant Blonde
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

Pregnant!
Just found out yesterday that I'm pregnant!! I'm sooo happy. By my calculations, the baby should be due around July 14. I will be going to the doctor next Monday or Tuesday, so I shall write about that. I'll maybe start a pregnancy blog and talk about what I go through. I'm so happy!

Pregnant...
So today at work I took a pregnancy test and it came back positive and then I took another one tonight and its positive also... Dear gawd what the hell am I gonna do?? I guess shit happens for a reason.. and I be dam if I didn't already get sick tonight.. lol... Im excited and sooo not ready for this baby.. Hell its been nine years since I had a kid... Im gonna go crazy lol Anyways lata

Pregnant Turkey
Pregnant Turkey Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

Pregnancy Q And A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was b

Pregnancy
well, so far so good on my pregnancy news. my baby girl is doing great. moving around like hell too. it's awesome though b/c my real life hubby got kicked in the face three or four times by the baby when he laid his face on my belly. it was awesome. i love being pregnant right now. i mean just knowing that there is a little life inside of me is just amazing. well, happy holidays folks.

Pregnancy, Estrogen And Women
Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q & A! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children! is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A:

Pregnancy
Pregnancy has two points of entry into our dream lives. The first is dreaming of oneself as being pregnant. The second is that you actually become pregnant in waking life and that trigger event creates this particular dream content. In dreams, anyone can get pregnant. It is not an experience that is limited by gender or age. Generally, it is a herald of creativity, virility, or wealth. However, there are numerous underlying themes that need additional interpretation. If you are a younger woman who dreams of getting pregnant, but has no waking intention of doing so, it is likely that you are working through an archetypal transition into a new self-awareness. One of Jung's archetypes is the archetype of parenting or preserving the species. To see oneself engaged in such activity is to grow from being a child to identifying more prominently with adults. If you are sexually active, but without the intention for pregnancy, your dreams of pregnancy may occur in harmony with your month

Pregnancy At 30 Weeks
Your pregnancy: 30 weeks How your baby's growing: Your baby's about 15.7 inches long now, and she weighs almost 3 pounds (like a head of cabbage). A pint and a half of amniotic fluid surrounds her, but that volume will decrease as she gets bigger and takes up more room in your uterus. Her eyesight continues to develop, though it's not very keen; even after she's born, she'll keep her eyes closed for a good part of the day. When she does open them, she'll respond to changes in light but will have 20/400 vision — which means she can only make out objects a few inches from her face. (Normal adult vision is 20/20.)

Pregnant Women In Bars
I've been cruising Fubar today just...chillin'. And something very disturbing caught my eye. The winner of some fu-contest (that I generally pay no attention to) was pregnant in their default and proudly displaying her belly. I don't think pregnant women are gross by any stretch of the imagination. Having been a pregnant woman at one time, I know it's a beautiful thing and there is nothing wrong with a woman who is proud to show off her belly. This is an online bar. It's like walking into a bar, seeing a pregnant woman with a belly shirt on, cigarette dangling from her fingers and a shot of JD in her hand. "Down the hatch, little one! Mommy loves you!" Eww. The beauty of this site is that people can generally post whatever they want. No one I've ever spoken to has had an issue offending me, so therefore, I have no issue offending anyone else. Is it me or is that sick?

Pregnancy Survey
Pregnancy Survey How far along are you? -30 weeks 6 days What is your baby's gender? -Another girl What were your feelings when you found out? -I was very happy Strech Marks? -Same amount I had before The worst pregnancy symptom that you've had so far? -Heartburn and gagging Was this baby planned? -Yes, but didn't plan for it to happen within 2 weeks of coming off the pill Do you read all those pregnancy books and ask a lot of advice? -Nope What is the worst advice you've ever gotten about the baby? -Nothing so far Is this your first baby? -Second Will this be your last baby? -Yes! What are you going to name your baby? -Chloe Anne What other names did you have picked out? -Lily Anne and Jeffrey Daniel (for the boy) Who did you name your baby after, if anyone? -No one Who named the baby? -Chris chose it Do you have any other kids? Names and ages? -Sarah Elizabeth age 5 Do you think two people should get married just becaus

Pregnancy
Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q &A &more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a b aby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not i

Pregnancy At 35 Weeks
Your pregnancy: 35 weeks How your baby's growing: Your baby doesn't have much room to maneuver now that he's over 18 inches long and tips the scales at 5 1/4 pounds (pick up a honeydew). Because it's so snug in your womb, he isn't likely to be doing somersaults anymore, but the number of times he kicks should remain about the same. His kidneys are fully developed now, and his liver can process some waste products. Most of his basic physical development is now complete — he'll spend the next few weeks putting on weight.

A Pregnant Woman Has No Soul..
Driving to Burger King today for a lunch play date with my kids, my 6 yr. old son says to me out of the freaking blue. "Mom, your soul like a ghost in your heart" and when your body dies, and your heart stops, your soul leaves and then goes to a pregnant woman for her new baby.” I was dumbfounded to say the least, he has said some pretty intense things before, but this trumps them all. I said to him, "Adam, where did you hear that from?" Adam "Just was thinking about it, cause my soul belonged to a man named John Songa/Sonja, who died in California before I was born." Now keep in mind, I have not raised my children with any religion to speak of, let alone went into an philosophical talks regarding souls etc. He goes on to tell me that “John traveled all over the world, and he was old when he died, he spoke English & Hebrew and I think France (meaning French), he had a wife and a bunch of kids, and grand kids”. I think my son is intelligent, but this goes b

Pregnant Man Stns Medical Prfession
A man who used to be a woman is five months pregnant, according to an article he has written for an American magazine that features a picture of him at 22 weeks, with facial hair and a man’s flat chest above his swollen stomach. Thomas Beatie, who was born a woman, describes himself as a “transgender male” in the piece which says his decision to have a child “has been met with discrimination and outright derision by health care professionals”. Read the following links - I could not believe it what i saw and read http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/24/transgender-man-is-p.html http://www.popfi.com/2008/03/21/the-story-of-the-pregnant-man/ When i looked further there is a Pregnant man website http://www.pregnantmen.net/ unbelievable!

Pregnancy Nsfw?!?!
Some fucker flagged my 21 week photo as NSFW!! Pregnancy is the most beautiful thing on earth, bastard! It is in NO way sexual. Get your head out of your perverted ass and appreciate the miracle of life!!!!!

Pregnant And I’m Going To Kill Him Soon
Pregnant and I’m going to kill him soon I was three months when I found I was pregnant, and my super proud husband immediately swung into protect the precious wife mode. He started cooking for me, and at first I was pleased, that was until I tasted it, It was absolutely foul, but he just smiled wider and swaggered out of the room wiggling his butt, feeling like a chippendale dancer, I can tell you exactly where I wanted to shove that piece of toast. I t was still six months to go, six LONG months. In the living room he vacuumed, breaking my favourite vase, and thinking he was so smart when he swept the dirt under the sofa, but he never lost that innocent “I love you so much” look. Later he broached the subject of getting time off work to look after me, and my mind whirred like a broken clock as it desperately tried to think of ways and reasons to say “No!” Eventually I had a flash of inspiration and said that we could never afford nice baby things if he took time off.

Prego
Okay so a Blonde, Brunnette, and a Redhead all are pregnant. The brunnette says: "I'm havving a boy becasue we did it missionary." The Redhead says: "I'm having a girl becasue i was on top." The Blonde Says: "oh no! I'm having puppies! We did it Doggie style!"

Pregnancy, Estrogen, And Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper v

Prego Update!
I go to the doctor on the 30th of this month. The morning sickness ...aka..ALL FUCKIN DAY SICKNESS.. has started and is only getting worse. It's to the point where I even went and bought peppermint gum the other day (and I hate peppermint gum). I've drank more sprite/sierra mist/7-up in the past 3 days than I think I have in my entire life..lol I'm excited and scared at the same time. The hormones are already fuckin with me. I balled my eyes out yesterday for no apparent reason at all. I just started ballin and couldnt stop. The cravings havent started yet.. THANK GOD! I have however developed a severe case of pregnancy induced insomnia..lol I'm tryin to decide what I want to differently with this labor/delivery. I'm leaning towards a water birth. I think it would be neat. I'm also leaning towards no pain medication this time ( last time I had an epidural). Anyway, like I said last time I will try to keep this updated as things progress. If ya want to know

Preggers Update!
Well, the morning sickness is getting better and worse at the same time( if that makes sense). I go to the doctor next Friday. Nothing exciting will happen more than likely..lol My close friends already have bets goin on it being a boy or a girl or both...How nice of them..lol I'm starting to show a little bit which is what is making me think that I'm gonna hve twins. Im only 10 weeks. Other than that not much else is happening.

Pregnancy, Estrogen And Women Lol Funny
Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a ba

Pregnant!
Things have slowly begun to look up in so many ways and All I know is that I am happy. I found out a few weeks ago that I am pregnant and am looking to be giving birth around the end of December to the beginning of January. I am excited and hopefully all works out. I may also be having twins but wont know till I can get an updated ultrasound. I just pray that I can get through this pregnancy without any complications. So it all depends upon the care of myself for the sake of the kids! May the lord and lady be with me through this journey!

Pregnancy
Life is full of suprises. I come home from college hook up with a friend which is something typical for us. I thought we would pick up our friendship right where we left off but i guess i was wrong. I try to hang out with him but he just makes up reasons not to. This guy even bailed on me on my birthday. Shortly after that I started having or realizing symptoms of pregnancy. Headachs, nausia, bloating, fatigue, backachs, darkening nipples, vomiting, ect. So i talked to my friend about it that was it. Well one day i go out and hear lots of things about this guy that he is a player, lier, cheater, user, basicly a scum bag. So I am even more scared and frustrated. I go to him the next day and talk to him about everything i heard. Some it is supposidly true and some of it not. I kinda believe him i kinda dont im not sure what to do. Well I ask him today him he wants to hang out he says no i ask if its cause of the situations he says yes he needs space so i leave him alone. Then i start get

The Pregnant Bride
An 80 year old man was having his annual check up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle, and do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

Pregnancy
Well, it didn't work this month either. *sigh* I didn't even want to get pregnant, and I did... and now that I want to, I can't. It agitates me beyond belief, because I WAS pregnant, and constantly fighting with my god forsaken EX... and that sure didn't help. And we're trying. We're tracking my ovulation, blah blah blah. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know how to make a baby, and when to do it!! Looking back on my life, and my pregnancies... I've had a couple miscarriges. One in the fall of 2003... i was on the patch when I got pregnant then. I was kinda on the pill when I got pregnant with Tash... in 02... I wasn't on anything when I got pregnant with Alexis, I dont think anyways... And I was on the Nuva Ring when I got pregnant earlier this year. And I'm like, HELLO??? Should I get on birth control to have a baby??? I ovulate fine, my periods are exactly to the date 28 days apart... so it's A LOT easier to plan these things... *sigh* Although, I can't complain a whole l

Pregnancy Update
Everything is going well, I'm measuring a little earlier than we thought. We couldn't find out the sex and the baby is breech. I have found a doctor and hospital willing to work with me to do what I want to do. Doing a VBAC is much more safe than having another csection, why some people can't understand this I don't know. Why in the world would you want to have major surgery and risk more than doing it nautrally and risk less. Giving birth in any way is a major risk in itself. I know some people haven't done research and don't understand the facts. Some people thought I should just go along with all the other doctors who said I would need another csection but I have found a doctor that will do a VBAC. These people still think I shouldn't have a VBAC b/c I've talked to a ton of doctors who just want to do a csection. I think it's really sad that as a pregnant woman you have to fight for what you think is best for you and your child. This shouldn't be happening and people should give sup

Pregnant!
OMG!!! I'm gonna be a granny... Yup its true... My son is expecting a Jr. But hes not pregnant..lol So its a boy!! Does that mean Im gonna be a granpa? I dont think I fit the granny profile but I sure dont fit the pappy one either. Well I guess we'll see when he gets here! The blonde went to the doctor and said her stomache hurt. The doctor asked her if she could be pregnant. The blonde just lookd at him with a dumb look on her face. The doctor then said "I mean are you sexually active. The blonde then replied "No" The doctor went ahead and did a pregnancy test anyway. It came back positive. He then ask again are you sure your not sexually active. The blonde replied... "no I just lay there." The doctor then told her she was pregnant and she asked "Is it mine?" The doctor said well do you know who the father is. She said" No who?" I dont feel like a granny..Do I look like one?

Pregnancy Q & Z
Pregnancy Q & A: Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you ch

Pregnant Again
Well ...this marks the 5th time in my short life that I've been pregnant. Thank God, this will be my LAST time as well. I had a great and wonderful relationship ( or so i thought) we had progressed to the point where we moved in and made our two families one. In the blink of an eye, ego's became too big, pride even bigger and sight was lost on what was really important. A few weeks after our split i learned that I am pregnant. Because of this pregnancy I've managed to see life in a different light. But i'm also caused a great deal of stress and worry. Not too sure what the future is going to hold. I'm working in a locksmithing / road side service company now. I no longer stand on my feet and complain about being tired. That's SOMETHING that I have in my favor. I'm just tired of feeling nausiated all the time. ugh! Well... i've got about 11 - 15 more weeks before I find out who it is that I'm having. If it's a boy, his name will be Aiden McGuire. If it's a girl...sh

Prego Pics
there are some really simple minded people on here... someone seen fit to mark pics of my daughter and her prego belly NSFW. thats really cracks me up.. i'm thinkin its someone that is jealous, because no matter how big her belly is, she is still beautiful and they are butt ass ugly... there is nothing NSFW about a pic of a prego woman showing her belly.. my god, there are way worse pics on here that should be marked that and aren't... i think someone needs to grow-up and remember this is an adult site and if you don't like the pic, then stay the hell outta them

Prego Jokes...
Pregnancy Questions & Answers Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change their diapers often.

Pregnancy
Don't get me wrong pregnacy is a wonderful thing there is just the things that you least expect to bother you. I am 26 weeks right now and honestly beside the daily back pain, and pelvic bone crushing I love it. Because it is gonna be a boy he sits low...thus for increasing the pain/pressure in my spine. Wonder if anyone out there knows a few trick to help lower the pain.....Let me know plz.

Pregnant Turkey Story
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my Sister's' house for the traditional feast. Knowing How gullible my sister is, my mom decided to Play a trick. She told my sister that she needed Something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of The oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, And inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the Turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the Turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the Stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, She reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother Exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant Bird!'At the reality of this horrifying news, My sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that Turkeys lay eggs! Yep................. SHE'S BLONDE!

The Pregnant Turkey
The Pregnant Turkey One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen and inserted it into the turkey. She then stuffed the turkey again. She put the bird(s) back in the oven to cook. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Pregnantschool
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Prego?
So, I found out that my little sister is pregnant. I am so unbelievabled pissed at her, and I know that won't help her out right now at all. Apparently, her and my mom have known for almost 4 weeks now. She couldn't even tell me herself, she had to have my mom tell me, at like 5 a.m. today when I was heading to bed. So far, only her, my mom, my mom's sister, and my mom's mom know besides me. Apaprently, I have been giving the job of letting one of our other sister's know. I have been trying to tell my sister since last summer she was going to fuck up her life. Now she is having a baby, with a wigger boy, who dropped out of high school. Oh, yeah and she doesn't want to go to college now. I wish my dad were here. If he was still alive, none of this shit would have ever happened. Oh yeah. Might as well add in she is getting 6 months probation for trying to steal from Kmart. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Prego At Large
Police are looking for a pregnant woman they say tried to rob a North Carolina bank at gunpoint but left empty-handed after answering her cell phone. Which is funnier the fact that shes probibly blonde (i am a blonde and i even think shes blonde) or the fact that she still got away?

Pregnancy
ok so i know someone who says she missed her period and hopes she aint pregnant but is pretty sure she mite be... even though she didnt think she would get that way bc they were sure they were protected in ways... but heres the problem... she hasnt told him... and she isnt planning on it although someone told her she should... she doesnt talk to him any more... and shes kind of not wanting to... that way she can make sure she dont hurt him bc hes already been hurt enuf... but shes thinkin she dont want to keep it... not abortion just give it up... she thinks she can hide it from everyone who knows him considering she wont see most of them much longer... should she tell him or just let him think nothings different... bc they dont talk to eachother anymore and she dont want him stuck with her over a mistake.... i just wanted to know what yall think so i can tell her bc i dont know what to think... please comment on this if you can... im begging you...

Pregnancy
Pregnancy Pregnancy has two points of entry into our dream lives. The first is dreaming of oneself as being pregnant. The second is that you actually become pregnant in waking life and that trigger event creates this particular dream content. In dreams, anyone can get pregnant. It is not an experience that is limited by gender or age. Generally, it is a herald of creativity, virility, or wealth. However, there are numerous underlying themes that need additional interpretation. If you are a younger woman who dreams of getting pregnant, but has no waking intention of doing so, it is likely that you are working through an archetypal transition into a new self-awareness. One of Jung's archetypes is the archetype of parenting or preserving the species. To see oneself engaged in such activity is to grow from being a child to identifying more prominently with adults. If you are sexually active, but without the intention for pregnancy, your dreams of pregnancy may occur in harmony with

Pregnant Woman Has Watermelon Size Tumor, Ouch!
Imagine if you will that you are pregnant and it is found that you have teratoma tumor in your chest. A teratoma tumor is one that grows with hair and teeth. Nicola Ellington from the UK was told just that. She had been having pain from this tumor but was not discover until it was watermelon size. No wonder doctors practice. They never master their profession. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593007,00.html BlastFM is not a tumor. It is a terrific musical experience for those who enjoy real music not bump and grind nonsense. Give it a try. You’ll like it. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Pregamin Lyrics:
Pregamin Lyrics: before we hit the town we're slammin beers down its time to get your head in the game we're ready for the party before it starts so grab a beer its time to pregame aw yhea yhea we're all pregamin yhea yhea we're all pregamin yhea yhea we're all pregamin PREGAME we're all pregamin saturday morning get up its 10:52 we better start the drinkin got a football game at noon LETS GO hit the road before im late get ready to tailgate throw on a fratty shirt and pick up some paper plates cuz we're ready to get thrown get in the damn zone thrown back tall boys of nattys and keystone light up the flame grill let all the beers chill head ache from last nite BRODY NEED

Prehistory
An early draft of the document had been passed around and fell into the hands of a Dr. Nona Abbott, a Gangrel Historian and critic. (this happened prior to me finding thid document). In thois 20 page history there was 34 pages of corrections and footnotes as an initial response. Some of her text is apparently unprovable intellectual wankery or resentful misanthropy, but had a few compelling points which is summerized below. The rise of cities like Ur and Jericho in Mesopotamia in roughly the Fourt millennium BC marked the end of a purer, simpler culture for mortals and Cainites. From prehistoric times wander tribes of mortals lived according to a matriarchal/matrilineal code. When the tribe spent every day on the move, its social leaders had to keep the tribe together through force of personality rather than threat of violence, for when a tribe is tied to no land it is trivial for a dissatisfied member or family unit to flee the rest of the group. Such a social structure did not lend

Preists Beware
Sacrifices So I get frustrated, and I try to make the best of the day, and get more frustrated, and I try to chill out, and get more frustrated. So I go home. Now the bible says that if you think of doing something, it’s just as bad as doing it. It also says that if you make a living sacrifice that it wipes away the sin. People like me are why there are no longer sacrifices. The priests would come to me and beg me to stop bringing them sacrifices. I’d be all day killing critters and taking them to the temple. Today was the exception, I wanted to kill somebody. I had the near uncontrollable desire to kill “That stupid thug” by use of “Pain, lots of pain.” I decided that instead I would kill something else as a sacrifice. I grabbed the hatchet, strode into the back yard, and attacked a tree. OK, OK, it was half of the tree. Hey but that tree had it coming! It’s murdered hundreds of shoots of tender soft grass, by starving them of water and minerals and sunlight. It’s a genoc

Prejudice Verses Racisim!!
Our connection to the Earth, each other, and future generations is central in understanding many of the problems we and the earth are facing. Facing Our Future: from denial to environmental action, Jim Cole Facing Our Future Together: a Trainer's Guide, David McMurray One Illness, Many Symptoms: Prejudices and Environmental Denial Might our difficulty with accepting diversity and our failure to respond to threatening environmental crises be related? The problem seems to be rooted in our definition of who we are in this universe. Are we a generation of people with a common language, here only for ourselves, to compete with each other and all other people and life forms for domination of this space and time? Or are we organisms that are deeply rooted in this ever-growing web of life that has been unfolding from the beginning of time? Do we dominate and exploit all those we find an advantage over, or do we accept and cherish all life forms, knowing that we are inseparable pa

Prejudice And Descrimination
Okay, now try to follow me alright? I'll be as precise as possible, but i can't guarentee I'll be able to stay on one subject for very long. Alright, Here goes: Why are most people so stereotypical? I mean, only a small amount of people will not judge others by the way they look, or by the way they talk, their culture.....i mean anything.When most people look at a pretty girl (such as myself), they think (if it's a guy) 'Wow she's hott!!!!! or sexy!!!' (or a girl) 'Wow he's Cu-uute!!' (or watever way you swing). I just wish most people would take the time to actually get to know that person and not instantlt judge them. Anyway im gonna have moer on this later because i've got to go!!!!! Well TTFN (tata for now!!!) xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox -Jess

Prejudiced People
(Originally Posted on August 7, 2006)One thing that I have had to deal with for a long time is prejudice against my way of life. And I am not even talking about Satanism.I am a man who couldn't care less about sports. I don't like cutting the grass. I watch cartoons. I read constantly. I am bisexual (but not "practicing" right now; my wife and I are faithful to each other (although we are looking into starting swinging together)). Most people know I don't believe in their imaginary friend (Jehovah, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, etc).I have had to learn to find who I can trust with my deepest secrets. And there is nobody except my wife that I can tell everything.It's building up like a bubble ready to burst.And yet I know I can't tell the people around me anything like I want to. If I did, I'd suffer consequences I can't afford yet.Heck, if I went and egged the front door of a church-goer, I'd be hauled in on a hate crime. Yet I believe that if a church-goer came and trashed my car, I'

Prejudice
This scum Tallatron-who cares who walked into the bar!!!!!!@ CherryTAP is a huge racist. I copied and pasted some of her nonsense from a mumm based on illegal immigrants. Her ignorance is astounding. http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=56041&all_comments=1 illegals(invaders) should leave and take their so-called anchor babies with them. If Bush lets them all stay here he will have a revolt on his hands. If the illegals want to be here then let them go home and then line up for visas. ---Invaders, hm? I wasn't aware the janitor at the local high school was an invader!--- chrissy, the statement that "They do job we won't do is a lie" The illegals TAKE jobs so we CAN'T do them. ---I have yet to see a huge line-up of Americans wanting to work in a strawberry field--- Chrissy are you dating a illegal by chance? ---Apparently, I have to be fucking an immigrant to have empathy for them--- OK,Chrissy. What race is a illegal? Illegals sneek into the usa from hundreds of c

Prejudice
Prejudice = My uncle who has true hatred towards blacks. REALLY !!! His daughter is married to a black man. His grandsons are black. He's Prejudice !!!! Yeah like when his grandson sits on his lap, and he hugs him. When he goes and cheers his oldest grandson on at a game. When he kisses and hugs his daughter, and tells her to be careful. When he shook his son-in-laws hand, and gave him a hug right before he left to go to Iraq, and told hm to return home safely. Yeah he's Prejudice !!!!!! I guess to me it's watching people change, that is the greatest gift we as mankind can watch, and receive. Is he PREJUDICE !!!!! Not by the actions I see...... So quit the B.S. it is evey American fighting for us in Iraq, white, black, brown, and yellow, that makes up the characteristics of this Proud, and Free Country. Does it matter who protects you, or that you are protected. My Outlook, corky, just me. Can't blame me for being me..

Prejudice
How can you ask Only one group of people To embark upon a task In changing the world? Times are changing And the hate is still here There are no more hangings But now it is a different group of people How can you say That you are a better race When statistics show That that is nay You say you hate racism But you mean directed at yourself You could care less About any white person. I am the minority where I live And the majority are so ignorant They ask and ask and take and take But never give. If I called you that hated word I know I would probably be dead Yet you call you \"friends\" that You let the ignorance get to your head Why do you hate me? I am Irish. I bet you didn\'t know We had it worse even than you. How is it possible That you say you hate All the racism but But the names you call me are hateful? Society has it wrong You say that the minority Must be respected Rather you must say the minority must be respectful! You sa

Prejudice
it seems that i fucked up last night yeah, hard to imagine huh? in a certain mummettes blog last night(i`m not gonnna name names but she lives in canuckizstan and has a deli and import store) i guess i showed my evil prejudice when i made a comment about tanning beds must be illegal in canada. i now realize how such bias can be harmful and will be enrolling in a class to get me over my hue and tint discrimination after staying up all night drinking tequila and thinking of this subject i know i need to apologize to this great woman of low pigment hopefully she can find forgiveness in her pale heart for me does anyone think this will stop her from photoshopping the hell out me? have to toss this on too just cuz CUNT

Prejudice
There is an old saying you only get one chance to make a good first impression. Nearly everyone wants to make a good impression when meeting someone for the first time by putting forth their best appearance, behavior, and abilities. think about how you would prepare to try out for a school play or for a sports team. you would take pride in the manner in which you present yourself so that the person or persons who would make decisions would not become prejudiced against you. What does it mean to be prejudiced against someone? one definition of prejudice is to form an opinion about another person without just a reason or sufficient knowledge. a prejudice can be formed about another person without knowing all the facts about him or her such as judgement can be harmful or helpful to another persons character, reputation, or relationships with other people.

Prelude To The Prior Log
I knew someone back in 2001, she always came to me for help, and now she moved on and wrote me off. So much for being there for people.. And I still hold your hand in mine. In mine when I'm asleep. And I will bear my soul in time, When I'm kneeling at your feet. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me. I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow. I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

Prelude
He could see the parents crying, huddled in the corner, grief ridden, worry plain on their faces. The doctors had tried everything they could but it was futile, the child never had a chance. Now they were being asked to fill out paper work that they could barely read through tear soaked eyes. Finally with a great heaving of shoulders the man finds the strength to leave his wifes side and look over the paper work. Included was the death certificate and in seeing the words, the man sobbed in agony, dropping the papers on the carpet, fleeing te room, his wife following. He had seen it all before, countless times, and it never changed. If only he could do something for them, but until He changed his mind, death's hands were tied. Willing himself into the child's presence, he arrived in time to greet the newly released soul. They were always confused at first, not really knowing what happened. Even though this soul was inside a child newly born, it was an old soul, it knew on

Prelude To A Kiss
-Mike, I wrote this when I met you, I knew I loved you from the moment I saw you, You looked at me with those dark brown eyes and your sweet smile and I fell hard. You evoked the very truest of passions and purest of loves in me. My life is better because you were in it, I'm a better person now because of you. I know what love is and I know how to accept love because I loved you. That night still haunts me sometimes, but I know I'm luckier then most, I got my chance to say goodbye.... I can still smell the burnt rubber and pavement and still hear your voice, even then, in those moments your concern was me, your only intent was to let me know how much you loved me and not to be afraid, but I was afraid I had to watch you leave, even now I am still sometimes afraid I will never feel a love like that, but I am hopefull that I will. You gave me so much, I wish I would have shared this with you but you were gone before I had the strength to. To you my love...RIP Prelude to a Kiss

Prelude To The Rainstorm (story)
Prelude To The RainStorm by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) On a warm, but not sweltering spring day, the sun is out and shining, however the scent of rain is present. We are strolling alongside a meadow filled with butterflies and wildflowers. Up ahead, there is a tiny brook babbling down through river trodden stones, smooth for skipping, if one felt the urge to indulge their playful side. We come upon a rock of slate beside the brook where we decide to rest for a bit and enjoy one another. As I sit here, I cherish the presence of you. Your arm is around me, my head is rested on your chest while my long, blonde hair lays partially down the top part of your forearm. I can hear your heart beating along with the brook running its way through the earth, what a lovely melody. We exist as a miracle among miracles, two lovers listening to the soothing sounds of water flowing through those smooth stones, making mini rapids as it cuts its way through the Earth. Suddenly the sun

Prelude To The Dark
PRELUDE TO THE DARK PRELUDE TO THE DARK magnify NIGHT SHADE HAS FALLEN DARK WATERS ENGULFING DAEMON INFLUENCES INCREASING HARBORING LIGHT AND SHADOW MAKING SWEAT MUSIC CHOIRS OF ANGELS SING HUMAN CRY SCREAMING LOUD CYMBALS CLANGING HEARTS BLEEDING AS ONE HER DARK EMBRACE ENTICING OVERWHELMING KISS THAT'S OVER TAKING HER IS THE PRELUDE HERE IS THE EPILOGUE NOW MY EPITAPH MIXED IN THE BEGINNING NOT KNOWING TOP OR BOTTOM

The Prelude: How On Earth Did I...
You know, it's funny. Very funny. I joined here back in April. And surprise, it's now November. I don't usually do this. Bad enough I've got two blogs and a Kraftwerk fan fiction to fight with!! *head bash on desk* Well, anywho, to those of you who're my friends on here, heylo and, good to see y'all. Especially to my pal Mojito. You know darn well who you are. Yup. Otherwise, for the moment, check the music--yes, I finally got around to putting a decent playlist on there. The music's all Kraftwerk, going from '73 [like "Kristallo"] to 2003 ["Aero Dynamik"] and even some remade-in-'91 classics [like 1977's "Trans-Europe Express"]. Enjoy and, until the next round, Cheers!! ~ 'Sunshine'

Prelude & Entries 1 & 2
Prelude Good morning! Just a note to check in. I know you are busy with the kids and school so I do not expect to hear back any time soon, but just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you and you are missed. Hope you are doing okay and I do hope to see you soon. Her initial reply: And are we ready for the weekend? I bet you can't wait to get outside and freeze your (butt) off! I know I would love to stay home by the fire. I guess I will be bringing homework with me, I have so much to do. Anyway, just checking in to see if you were ready for the weekend's events (whatever they may be):) Talk to you then, bye.! Oh yes, I am ready, have been for a couple of years...oh, sorry, wrong topic. Entry 1 On a brisk fall afternoon a long sought out voice calls out of the piney woods. A tall stranger turns to the sound. Immediately, the voice is recognized, his pulse quickens as two and a half years of longing surge through his mind. Quickly he approaches the petite r

Pre-lim Applcation.. Still Editing..
Girlfriend Application This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying. Photographs may sway my opinion one way or the other, feel free to attach any that you think may help you gain this position. Just a reminder: be completely honest with all your answers. Thanks, and have fun. PLEASE CUT AND PASTE THIS INTO A PRIVATE MESSAGE. I WILL REPSPOND BACK TO ALL WHO REPLY Name: Age: Height: Weight: Eye color: Measurements: Natural hair color: Current hair color: CONTACT INFORMATION Email: BASIC INFORMATION How many past sexual partners have you had? Have you ever had a sex change? Do you smoke? Do you use any drugs? Do you have kids? If yes, how many & ages? Do you workout? Do you currently have a source of income? If yes, what do you do for a living? Do you live on your own? If no, whom do you currently reside with? Do you own a vehicle? Furt

A Prelude
So ladies and gents.. I'd like to welcome you to this window of opportunity for myself. As few of you may know I will be leaving within the next 4 days to begin my new extraordinary yet temporary alternative lifestyle. For two weeks I shall be exploring the Southern and Midwestern states. And I'd like to be able to share my many experiences with you all. Also this would be a great opportunity to run into a few of my favorite Fu's since normally distance would be a factor to us not seeing each other. Wish me luck... Life starts in 4!

Prelude Of Time
Prelude of Time by LateNiteFantasy© Time cycles us upon its endless track Searching for completion and fulfillment We travel upon time's carousel innocently Whirling 'round as we glimpse vistas of possibilities And those few who dare, reach out To grasp a memory to keep forever. That precious prelude to life's completion is love For to love is to share One's essence of being With others Love can whirl 'round us as we Oblivious to the obvious Continue our search Reaching out to the ether for memory traces. I have whirled 'round on the carousel For countless spins Grasping ghosts and illusion My ring not complete. The calliope of love piped out its tune As my carousel slowed And a vista of wondrous beauty Unclouded my foggy being As I gazed 'pon your essence reflection Radiating reason unto my obscurity. This is the Prelude of Time Acute vision, honed by rainbowed ridges of inner peace Shows the way as I step from the carousel I

Prelude To A Seduction
Prelude to a Seduction A touch of your cheek A warm breath across your lips A whisper of a fantasy Released from you to me Your secrets unveiled Without words But with full consent You tremble as I see through you As your passion intended all along I walk forward Softly Times is mangled in a multitude of possibilities We have found ourselves Found our desires Move and counter move My darling Your turn

Prelude To A Kiss
Sometimes I feel Like I don't belong anywhere. And it's gonna take so long for me to get to somewhere. Sometimes I feel so heavy hearted. But I can't explain cuz I'm so guarded. But that's a lonely road to travel, and a heavy load to... bear. And it's a long, long way to heaven but I gotta get there..... Can you send an angel.....? Can you send me an angel...... to guide me.

Prelude 12 21
This is what I brought,you this you can keep. This is what I brought, you may forget me. I promise to depart, just promise one thing. Kiss my eyes and Lay me to sleep. This is what I brought you, this you can keep. This is what I brought, you may forget me. I promise you my heart, just promise to sing Kiss my Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep. Kiss my Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep. This is what I thought, I thought you'd need me. This is what I thought, so think me naive. I'd promised you a heart, you'd promise to keep. Kiss MY Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep. KISS MY EYES AND LAY ME TO SLEEP. AFI I know it's not always original using someone elses work however sometimes a song fits the right occasion, the right mood, or even the right message. A lot easier. My songs of the day or hour.

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Prelude To The First-born
“And the LORD said unto Moses, Yet will I bring one plague more upon Pharaoh, and upon Egypt; afterward he will let you go hence: when he shall let you go, he shall surely thrust you out hence altogether.” The eleventh chapter of Exodus is just ten verses, and there are only two speakers in them – the LORD in verses one through three, Moses in verses four through eight, and the LORD again in verse nine. More on verse ten in a minute. The LORD is telling Moses that even with the plagues (this is also the King James Version’s first use of the world “plague” to describe the water turning to blood, the frogs, the lice, the flies, the death of the cattle, the boils, the hail, the locusts, and the darkness that the LORD has been using for the benefit of His chosen people, the children of Israel, and to humble Pharaoh) that have already occurred, it will take one more to convince and convict Pharaoh. He’s not just going to tell Moses “you may go”, he’s going to be glad to let the childr

Prelude To A Kiss~
From a distance I watch smiling, for her's there again hair...slightly tousled damp curls clinging to forehead framing green eyes.... heart skips a beat. She likes to swim in the ocean me?...well, I enjoy the scenery. Waves, caressing washing away worries cleansing my soul sand between my toes... not unpleasant peaceful. Getting closer now eyes meet...just for a moment laughter lines I note moving down to lips slightly parted would taste salty...I imagine. slender tanned shoulders slim waist and hips perfect shape actually... smile at this thought I smile She blush... Did she read my thoughts? her eyes linger on my lips prelude to a kiss? perhaps...yes, perhaps. ~W.H.~ ~2009~

Pre Lol'z
*Out of sheer baldness, and an odd frame of mind, the blog that prompted the fantastic reply.* Heartless, soulless, thoughtless and meaningless.There.I have summed up for you what approx 80% of the population seems to be out seeking on a daily basis. Is it because depth hurts? The eternal fear of, and sometimes longing for nonetheless, extraction? Emotional amputations leave scars, phantom aches and we sometimes carry these as shields against any further potential damage. In seeking the shallow solace of casual encounters, do we only do ourselves further harm and heart injustice?To be fair, I recently allowed myself to develop faith in someone who was seeking just such a thing. Lest you believe I have grown bitterly cynical (GROWN??? ah ha ha ha! ;) over this particular rogue, let me assure you that I had determined upon the dissolution of my last such entanglement that such arrangements were bleeding my karma dry. Of course, the realization of this mans goals was a huge let down. I w

Prelude
A figure of silver radiance stands in the centre of a large circular chamber. The stars shine down out of the heavens, like shimmering points of infinity…winking in and out of sight. Around the large, open chamber five similar figures of light, in various hues and colors, look on the first. The only sound that can be heard is the soft, gentle sway of a breeze. A figure of pale, sky blue mist stands. A thunderous roar can be heard somewhere off in the distance… "So," a melodious voice rings out, "you've decided then?" The pale blue figure regards the first in question. The silver radiance bows slightly in acknowledgement. "And You know the consequences of your choice?" Again the pale blue figure looks only at the first figure. The silver radiance nods ever so slightly, again. "And You know that once done, what you ask of us can never be undone…?" The silver radiance turns, scanning all in the room; returning to the image of the speaker slowly. Nodding sli

Preludes And Knock Knocks
sometimes when I think i have my life figured out something happens where i get kicked back down to the ground and then kicked in the ribs a few times. my life is a confusing turmoil that no matter how hard I try i can't seem to get things to work out to where everyone involved is happy. i have trouble with giving out my innermost feelings and thoughts because i can't risk opening up without knowing whether or not i'll get hurt in the end. and 90% of the time i end up hurting and trying to cover it all up. i put on my smile and make jokes but the smile is only skin deep the jokes a cheap cover up of what's going on in my head. as my namesake says I'm the joker. and a saying i like to hear is it only takes one bad day to drive the sanest man insane that's how far i am away from that. just one, bad, day.it's hard to stay focused sometimes. my life starts to interfere with my job and that's not good cuz that could get me fired. but i spend 75% of my life on the road working to try to mak

Prelude To Passion
Prelude to PassionLet me describewhat I have in mind.A couple hoursexiled from the world,an afternoon of love.Candles, music,a bed, food, drink,you and me.Alone.Together.No one elseto penetrate our paradise.Let me lay you down.Climb on top.Lean down to kiss you.My hair will protect usfrom the eviloutside the room.It’ll be a barriermade of steel.My hands,on each side of your head,powerful, soft guns.They will touch,caressplaces which haven’tbeen felt in a while.Let me kissyour birthmark,scars, lips,chest, fingers,manhood.Every inch that makes youyou.My lips,all over your body,will seal your life to mine.They will give youthe strength tomake it to the end.Allow my lipsto heal you from the outside in.Touch my body.Caress my thighs.Wrap my legsaround your waist.Enter my heavenon earth.Be still.Relish the feelingof becoming part ofonewhich never existed before.My bodywill be your homeaway from home.Allow my essenceto fill the darknessinside us both.Connect with meas only you can

Prelude
Floating through the wind-tides of my mind I pause now and then to reflect upon That I was once long ago; and, Through the mental haze that shadows My mind's eye I perceive a Visage of those long-ago days, coated, and Perhaps, cloaked and covered with the Trembling curtain of time. A curtain that at times enhances And exagerates memories of the past And during other moments confuses or

Preliminary Injunction To Halt Mandatory Flu Vaccination In The U.s. Has Been Issued
NaturalNews) A Preliminary Injunction to stop mandatory vaccinations has been issued in the United States District Court of New Jersey. This comes after a federal lawsuit opposing forced vaccines was filed in that court by Tim Vawter, pro se attorney, on July 31st with the federal government as defendant. When the judge signs the Preliminary Injunction, it will stop the federal government from forcing anyone in any state to take flu vaccine against their will. It will also prevent a state or local government from forcibly vaccinating anyone, and forbid any person who is not vaccinated from being denied any services or constitutional rights. Vawter's filings included a Complaint, and several pages of evidentiary Exhibits. Vawter's legal papers have been written not only for filing in federal court, but additionally so they can be looked at by activists around the world for ideas on filing lawsuits in their own countries to help stop forced vaccinations. Vawter believes that as the tr

Preliminary
Sex is Love. There is no sex without Love. So are there really two kinds of orgasms? Lust, Physical beauty, Imagination of sensual pleasure. Was it learned, imposed that I require an object to devote the product of my orgasm to? Empirically, intuitively, it becomes a sacred sacrament. The reward, it's intensity. The depth of pleasure is Loves efficacy. But not for the point of climax, alone, for that purpose I create a memory profound; and rather than one to be forgotten, one to be reveled in, revisited wanting it deeper with greater intensity and clarity. An incorporeal talisman by rite of devotion. To Love, to Lust and to the memory and thought of this object, now pleasantly plumping my cock.She's turning me onto Life Thinking of her while facing her direction. She comes to me, into my arms, looking into her face her eyes, her arms around my shoulders, her hands on the back of my neck, she controls me, but relents to me, exuding her Love into my heart, caressing her ass feeling our n

Preliminarily
Probably not. I've only come across one person in the last several decades whom I really and truly wanted/want to fuck but she has no interest in me. So generally the whole process, especially Heterosexually, seems like cock torture. Metaphorically or otherwise, take off your underwear put your stiffest blue jeans on and dry hump me until you cum. Don't rub my face unless you shave your facial skin off and don't fucking touch me. Better yet do the same thing on the floor. Christ no wonder people in porn look so pissed off. The guy is humping his stiff blue jeans and the bitch being paid to be so close is pissed because it's too fucking close!!No matter how close, you're awlays aloneButt my background regarding this unfortunate predickament is addressed in my other blogs (see The Biology of It ). I just don't have any luck with my cock.But I do occasionally have that sense, that if a young woman with long beautiful legs, would let me fuck her in my back yard, on a hot summer night, stan

Prelude Of Love
I walk upon the clouds, not wanting to get off, just gazing at the love that was brought forth to me. From the first time i saw her, i was amazed, astonished, admiring this beautiful woman. Our worlds were distant then, me mated with another her in the same path. Our planets were afar along time, but the admiration grew into a devoted friendship. This friendship, grew as we grew, my heart growing more fonder of the friendship in front of me. As time elapse, we adapted to our own worlds,the communication as distant as the time spent apart. She grew to admire others , i devoted my time to my path in life. but then something changed.... She became the same as i , single and heartbroken, me single an searchin... We began to see this in the same light, but both leary of events in both our paths. I saw something along time go that brought my heart to hers. Our paths now on the same road, our planets align, our worlds united as one. Were it takes us, i dont no, but my souls been

Preliminary Injunction Sought In School Rfid Tracking Badge Case
Melissa MeltonInfowars.comNovember 20, 2012 Related: Student Expelled for Refusing Location Tracking RFID Badge A Texas school district has come under legal fire after they expelled a student for failure to comply with their “School Locator Project,” an RFID chip tracking program currently being piloted in a middle and high school in San Antonio. John Jay High School sophomore Andrea Hernandez and her family have protested her school’s tracking badge policy for months, asserting that it violates her religious freedom and right to privacy. The school’s administration finally offered her a deal; she would comply with the project by wearing a program badge with the chip removed. Not wanting to endorse the program in any way, Andrea refused. On November 13, the school sent Andrea’s father a letter involuntarily withdrawing her from classes because “all students are expected to comply with the Smart ID policy.” In a just-released statement, The

Premature Ejaculation...lmfao
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit me really hard where it counts most and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

Pre-marital Sex And Marraige....
It's not called pre-marital sex if you don't plan on getting married and, the leading cause of divorce is marriage! So why are gay men so set on the marriage issue? I think that equal rights should be our main concern, and it shouldn't have to come with a label - "civil union / marriage / common-law" Just some random thoughts.... Velciane

Premature Ejaculation !!!!!
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit me really hard where it counts most and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

Premier Night
Premier night, Chris Nolan Deals Blackjack at the Whateveritsnameis country club somewhere in the vicinity of Reno. I guess it was a charity event, or maybe it was a bunch of tourists on a sightseeing trip. All I know is that they paid fifty bucks a head to play and that they were paying my wage. The group was a little rowdy, they’d all been drinking. All was going well until they started losing. I was pitching the down cards when the girl on third base decided to make a comment about her bad luck. “This dealer isn’t being very nice.” The next card was to her. I pitched it high over her head and she gasped. The card caught air, reversed course and landed right behind her chips. She giggled. I know I really shouldn’t do things like that, but there comes a time in a man’s life when he has to establish control over the situation. All in all it was a pretty fun evening, an hour and a half at the table at scale and ten dollars in tips.

Premonitions Of Pain
Have I made a mistake Have I Set myself up for a fall I find myself waiting for the heartbreak You know it always comes as if inevitable It's not that I'm pessimistic It's just I have been through this so many times I try to be optimistic But I know what to look for I know all the signs Could it be that for me my happiness is forbidden I have premonitions of pain and they are relentless They show me misery misery endlessly Always continuously always for me Tell me I'm wrong tell me it's a dream Tell me I'll wake up tell me this please Because if not I'm truly alone Wishing my heart could be made of stone @2007 LOKI

Premeptive Thank You And Apology
TODAY MY HEART CRASHED,AND I WILL NOT RESSURECT IT.THE EVOL COMING AGAINST ME HAS SUNK TO NEW DEPTHS,AND I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO IT NO MATTER WHAT.I WOULD JUST ASK PATIENCE FOR A DAY OR SO UNTIL I CAN GET MY SELF TOGETHER,I AM NOT AT 100% HAPPY RIGHT NOW AND ANYTHING I SAYWILL BE ANGRY,and not a true expression that my friends and loved ones deserve .so,thank you for being there and sorry if im an asshole for a few,blame this-

Premptive Discipline
Preemptive discipline is a spanking in which the wife has not done anything wrong yet, but is likely to do so based on here past behavior and is done to remind the wife of her place and what will happen if she misbehaves. By giving a preemptive spanking the HOH is informing his wife that she will be held accountable for her actions, and ensuring her behavior in the immediate future. For example, When Kim/kay and I go to friends to play cards at times she may act a little bratty, trying to be playful but will step over the line some, in order to remind her to watch her attitude, I have placed her across my lap and spank her to tears. Reminding her that at times she gets bratty and not to do so on this occasion, hence preventing her attitude before it becomes a problem. This type of spanking is meant to ensure the wife will behave, it is especially effective for those who do not practice maintenance spankings. Maintenance spankings are done on a regular basis to remind the wife o

Premier Post From Terestrial Moi On Slap And Tickle Again Perilous Reading.
Overdue felicitations mon cher ami and how are tou this tres dull and chilly jour. Moi hopes tou has had a bella jour filled with amour and laughter as well as leisure and pleasure. Moi has had uno tres tedious, damp and cold jour. Non much to report but oh, Moi is having one of those wet jours when everything Moi touches ends up all over Moi. To make matters worse it is drizzling and Moi is fed up with the gloom and having to light the lamps to see in the cave. Tut, Pah, it gets on mon candle. Where was Moi, oh the aqua splashes, Oui, first there is the stupid milk bottle, non tou really do non wish to know circa that as tou will think Moi is pulling votre member. Well the bottle brush was une tight fit as Moi plunged it sur the top and guess what occurred when Moi tried to retrieve it. Oui, Moi was totally splattered as was the work top and the window. Tut, Pah. Oh, mon cher ami Moi had a root through the fridge and found una tres old can of ale. It was rusty so Moi decidee to emp

The Premature Burial By Edgar Allen Poe
The Premature Burial by Edgar Allen Poe There are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too entirely horrible for the purposes of legitimate fiction. These the mere romanticist must eschew, if he do not wish to offend or to disgust. They are with propriety handled only when the severity and majesty of Truth sanctify and sustain them. We thrill, for example, with the most intense of "pleasurable pain" over the accounts of the Passage of the Beresina, of the Earthquake at Lisbon, of the Plague at London, of the Massacre of St. Bartholomew, or of the stifling of the hundred and twenty-three prisoners in the Black Hole at Calcutta. But in these accounts it is the fact - -- it is the reality - -- it is the history which excites. As inventions, we should regard them with simple abhorrence. I have mentioned some few of the more prominent and august calamities on record; but in these it is the extent, not less than the character of the calamity, which so v

Premarital Sex
I just thought I'd take a moment to say that I think premarital sex is a beautiful thing. We were watching Home Improvement tonight and it just seemed symptomatic of how Americans view sex. Kids are uncomfortable talking to their parents about sex because their parents are uncomfortable talking about sex. The truth is, it's natural and healthy to be thinking about it at that age. What's dangerous is the point where kids start having sex with no knowledge at all about it or its possible consequences. Personally I think that it's not healthy to discourage people at that age from having sex. It's healthy to let them know what they're getting into. It's healthy to tell them about the emotional aspect of it, and what happens if you get pregnant, or what happens if you get an STD. If they know, then they can avoid some of these pitfalls. Maybe they can avoid some predator taking advantage of their ignorance too. Maybe that predator would have been the one they married. The Net

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Premonition
Written by Paul Cain Through the times you see the lies a promise kept caused silent tears that wept The hand slides by slower and slower anticipating with hopefullness that its fine cause you told her the fact of the matter is not what you said its all own her own what she thinks in her head Secrecy developes wondering themes when it all comes to close its exactly what you'd seen If by some chance you take a glance at the cards that fate has dealt it would seldom seem to all add up to what you thought you knew and felt To care is hard to trust is harder thats a fact of life Through rich or poor and sometimes more it never seems to turn out right.

Premonition Alert!!!
The aircraft crashed into the field before my eyes. I’d been lazily strolling down a country lane when the jet fighter thundered overhead. And a couple of seconds later I saw the disaster. Well, actually, I hadn’t. I’d imagined it. I’d seen images, but they were within my own mind. Yet, a couple of hours later I turned on the news and there, not fifty miles from my location, a jet fighter of the same type had crashed. Was it the same fighter that had flown over me? halloween-3I don’t know, but chances were high. And there was little doubt I had had a premonition of disaster. Now, I won’t tell you the type of aircraft, or when it happened. As with most anecdotes, it is unproveable, and I mention it simply as an example of one of my many experiences, and the thought patterns following the event. You see, I didn’t go all mystical. I went all rational. First of all, I knew the jet type intimately. I’m ex-RAF and worked for 18 months on a squadron that flew the type. My office

Premanitions (blessed Be Tha Damned)
As I'm sitting in this room I'm feeling kinda cynical and criticalI think I need to do another fuckin' ritualI'm preparing for the coming of the doctrinesCause nothing's stopping the wicked rhymes that I'm droppin'And I'm on the altar of the Baphomets throneWith a hand full of rosaries, let's get it onSo I smear the menstrual blood on my face and in my mouthAnd as I close my eyes the incantations slowly come outIn the name of the Devil I carve a pentagram in my chestAnd watch the blood pour on to the altars breastI'm baptized in the name of the beastI'm lying there belly up , Lucifer and Satan, to say the leastAnd now I see the premanitions of the beastWhen chapter one drops, yo, it's going to be a feastOf the souls that are damned just like you and meTake my left hand and see what I seeBaptized by the glow of virgins bloodPreminitions of Hell are coming from the sky aboveAll blessed be the damned and all wretched be the sickAnd with the gun against your head and listen to it go clickR

Premature Ejaculation.....
One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol.Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol.The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."

Premmie Deer
Is a wonderful strange world; here they try hard to safe one and somewhere they slaughtered ! Premmie Deer You will probably never see this again. ...with all the gloomy news floating out there...here is a nice nature story that is uplifting...This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a wildlife hospital after his mother was killed by a car.Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult'shand, was born after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.At just six inches tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an incubator in the intensive care unit at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire.He has only recently opened his eyes

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Premature Ejaculation
Down your neck, down your blouse, tracing with my fingers. Lace gently falling away as they go. On your skin, scent of rose lingers. Silken lace replaced by bronze skin. Flesh exposed, lips cry in demand. Heartbeats race through frozen time. It's over before it began.

Premium, Just Perhaps....
My guess is, to some extent, important or maybe just a little more important to me than your knowledge. Simply because I don't really know that many people here and when my friends are not here I do feel out of sorts. I don't wish to step in anyones way. See when I am alone I am unsteady and unsure of where I tread. Today I received over 370 likes. That is just amazing!! Never had over 300. You all can go ahead and get you 5,000 or 10,000. Me I am happy with just under 400. Hell, I would be happy with less. If people are just going for points I am glad to help. If it because of the few posts I post I figure I am being noticed. I am not going to ask for much of anything just because I don't have Fubar down pat nor everything memorized. Therefore it is not that suspected that I would be able to soar above anyone else. It somewhat helps too when you don't really want to be the best. Something tells me if that was my want I would be upset more than I am. I see the beauty of li

Pre-matrimonio * Scarpe
Puramente qualcuno che ha sia l'esperienza, non per la pubblicità Recentemente scarpe negozio vende, con un passeggero può portare con discorsi pre-nozze Gli ospiti subito mi risponde: Han gonna non molto tempo nemmeno un'ombra sul scarpiera! Linea Non sono andato a Taiwan per filmare solo quando pre-nozze Ero con lo morse la mentalità unica sposa Ma quando vado in ombra quando trovato per primo, Dovrei prendere più di alcune paia di scarpe per ombreggiare it! Poiché l'originale molto tempo meglio il POST solo quando ho messo le scarpe che saranno esposti! Perché ho letto la legge sia sbagliato, penso che sia amante hogan interactive della serie non è così perfetto! Ma i miei punti marito ha rifiutato di rispondere con la mia serie ombra molti di esso! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Qu buona Wai duro [(cuore spezzato)]) Mi auguro che non tentare lo stesso con me, lo stesso errore Disponibile per tutti e due gli addii prima della partenza.! [(Pollici in su)]

Premier Prix Pour Le 920 Lumia Nokia En Europe
Nous avons rencontré début Septembre dernier. Son nom est Nokia Lumia 920, mp3 pas cher et de la volonté, de concert avec le Nokia Lumia 820, l'avant-garde du système d'exploitation Microsoft nouveau Windows Phone 8. Il existe peu de modèles qu'ils rencontrent dans les rayons des magasins différents, mais une concurrence plus directe pour ce modèle particulier est le HTC Windows Phone 8X. Il n'ya pas de date précise pour la libération des 920 Lumia Nokia, mais il ya quelques conseils à ce sujet. Et pas seulement cela: son prix. Au moins, pour le marché européen. La preuve vient du distributeur The Phone House. Plus précisément, de la délégation française à la multinationale. Là-bas, dans sa boutique en ligne, révèle déjà le 920 Nokia Lumia dans la version avec boîtier noir et un cadeau de couverture oreiller. Le lot, qui semble être prêt à être envoyé entre fin Octobre et début Novembre, coûterait 650 euros, ce qui reste dans la plage attendue équipe dirigée dit que ce se

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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40

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Ok run down. i had ekg.. blood drawn.. xrays of lungs, signed paper work.. got the nurse to explain procedure. where to go on morn of surgery, waiting rooms. 3-5 day hospital stay , your up next morn walking. you have iv,s cathather , pain rlievers injected in to iv,s. ,light food diet for first day ...I signed ,orders.. if i need blood , to give me blood ; any blood.. to donate organs if all else fails .. God forbid..Im ready , im ok. bit nervous.. yeah, but am ok.. god grant me the serenity to change the things i can and for the things i cant? hugs all Diana