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Temporary Madness Or Past Memories?
The memories flow even when you wish them not to, They wrap themselves around you and awaken who you used to be. Once opened they can't be contained They seek you out and call you by past names. Its in the blood, its in your genes. You can try to escape them but its not within your means The rhythum flows like a long forgotten dance Entwining them with now you can't escape your past. Eons come and eons go Time isn't linear it just flows Like a web you stay entwined with the same people time after time Like celtic knotwork a perfect maze Beginning without end we start another phase Does destiny control us or do we make our own Perhaps we choose to repeat the things that feel like home We weave a pattern throughout the realms We each create our own heaven or hell So stop and listen softly to things that you once knew We each walk through the realms holding pieces to renew In this time and the next The cycle will repeat Sometimes we are but pawns in a tale t

Temple
Love is an empty mailbox. Pregnant with anticipation Bloated with disappointment. Lust is a fingerswirl of capaccino. Lofty bubbles of caramel hue placed preciously, firmly on my tongue. The jade eyes and soft soft soft soft lips always help. Take me to sweet Zion baby. Where water pours sweet as honey and every hour is happily lost in your embrace. The sky is always overcast here Like its waiting to escape. Or perhaps blocking that heavenly tryst between the sun and moon all the earthly eyes of mortals would turn for that show. Struck blind by their secret eclipse. Love is an overcast wasted day, cool coffee, and I eagerly aching for your response. The plains between us. The world in a promise. The beginning of eternity in my jade paradise.

Temptation Playhouse
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Temptation Sometimes Bad
His soft kisses make my knees feel weak, I'm melting to the floor as he follows me there. Laying me gently on the carpet, outlining my jaw with his tongue. Sliding my hands up his lose black shirt, shivering over me, I drag his shirt off him and toss it the bed. Slow circles are created between my legs with his fingers, the sweet spot, biting my lower lip and whimpering under him. I notice that butterflies are flying around in my tummy and a burning sensation growing deeper inside me. "You will surrender to me" he whispers into my ear "never" I manage to say. Undoing his belt and unbuttoning his pants, he takes them off and throws them else where, might have hit the mirror on the dresser. "It's a good thing you just got out of the shower, now we'll just take off this towel wrapped around you and I'll make you mine" giving me an evil wicked smile he removes my towel and kisses my tummy following it up.............. Under Construction...hehehe...

The Temptations
Sunshine, blue skies, please go away My girl has found another and gone away With her with my future, my life is filled with gloom So day after day, I stay locked up in my room I know to you it might sound strange But I wish it would rain (Oh how I wish that it would rain) 'Cause so badly I wanna go outside (such a lovely day) But everyone knows that a man ain't supposed to cry I gotta cry 'cause cryin' is such a pain, oh yeah People, this hurt I feel inside words can never explain I just wish it would rain (Oh how I wish that it would rain) Rain, rain, rain (Oh how I wish that it would rain) Day in, day out, my tear-stained face is pressed against the window pane I search the skies desperately for rain 'Cause raindrops will hide my teardrops And no one will ever know That I'm cryin', cryin' when I go outside To the world outside, my tears I refuse to explain Oh, I wish it would rain (Oh how I wish that it would rain) Let it rain, let it rain I need rai

Tempting Enchantress Has Autos On Now!
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The Tempting Waitress
I am Prakash and work in a Multinational Consumer Durables company as a General Manager at their production facility in Mumbai. My workplace is far-offish from the main city and even I live a bit far from the town. I keep myself supplied at regular intervals from the city. I am 29 and a single. I am 5’9” in height and have an athletic build and a fair complexion. Often I have to work late at my office and have to eat out on those occasions at a local eatery on the way from my office to my home. I like its ambience, food and most of all its waitresses. They are cute and one of them is my favorite as she is quite young as they come and she goes all head over heels to please me when it comes to waiting at my table. She has quite a figure for her age. She has a 34-22-34 figure and is of 5’5” height. Most of all, she has a fair complexion, dark brown hair and hazel eyes that seemed to smile every time she looked up on you. It all happened when one night when I was leaving the restaurant,

The Tempest Of Fates Blade
The Tempest of Fates Blade By Ashlae Grisham Walking through sheets of mist Along the snow riddled riverbank A solemn face And a heart soaked with fear I take a look upon our frozen river of love Images that are stone still in time Unable to be further defined The tempest wielded her blade Severed the thread of your being Slowing the breaths you made. Remembering the stoic expression Upon her face I cry my crimson tears Of selfishness and pain The hollow beat of my heart The only sound I fall on my knees on the Wet soggy ground For a fleeting moment I see your face staring down at me With love and tenderness With one last hug and One meaningful kiss You release me into the world I belong My head gyrating down out of the fog I cry my crimson tears I wish I could hold on to you Until eternity But I fear the Tempest of Fate Has something New for me. copyrights: AshlaeGrisham

Temple Of Wonder!
materials interwine as threads of joy, under the clear blue skies passing us by , fly a fiery flag for those you support , let them ride upon the wind , with steel skates of pure polished silver, float across the sky as the angels that be, dont forget your past or your future, Your friends & aquitances, keep on riding up wisps of gentle white, under plain blue skys & delicate sheets off ivory white pastures filled with snow, forget the grey that exists in your soul, run into the trees where only the blind can smell, Be thankfull that your living another day, The mind still ticks steady, Equilibrium takes hold with gravity, Shapes & Numbers swirl under the stars, Kaliedoscopic colours dance in the twilight, Filling the body with estatic energy, Run when you need or walk gentle steps, Upto the temple of wonder, Karma embrace your soul.

Tempting Darkness
how long can i resist it the pull is so strong no matter what i am doing i can feel it biting my lip to not think about it in hopes pain overwhelms thought my dreams are filled with it images of heated limbs and fevered kisses bites of flesh devouring me whole all thoughts of doing the right thing are gone thoughts of wickedness fill my head i cant hold out the walls are barely up one hard knock it will all end when i am alone you come to me filling me with want aching for more ive become addicted to you do you know what your doing to me do you even care closing my eyes now feeling your pull can i resist you my tempting darkness

Temptation
I always wondered what he looked like up close and personal. To see those blue mesmerizing eyes that almost look white staring back at me. To run my hands through that long black hair that seems like stands of silk. His creamy white flesh so soft and muscular under my finger tips. He is so erotic just standing there motionless and his movement so fluent like skating on ice. I close my eyes and picture his fingers trailing my cheek and lips. I can almost feel his lips on mine as he leans in to taste me. How I long to feel those fangs brush against my wet skin and to hold him close as he takes my blood into him. I sense him watching me, as i watch him. Is it all a dream? or a fantasy? Could it be real? One will never know unless they come face to face with their own vampire.

Temper
My son is 17 months old and and his temper seems to get worse every day.. he gets his temper from my fathers side.. 90 percent of the men in our family have this terrible temper and i prayed that he would not have it.. Cause all i see in his future is lots of trouble... Im scared he will have the trouble my cousin had trying to keep it under control. my cousin finaly has it sorta under control.. but he now has a long criminal record.... and has been in and out of jail too many times to count and was in prison for 3 years all because of his temper.. i dont want this for my son... i mean my son is so sweet but a wrong look and he is mad...

Temptation
I cant sleep. the motion of you lying beside me makes me tremble makes me weak. i want you to awaken and just give me a peck, you know a kiss upon my cheek. your hands so ruff as you curess my curves i want this feeling not to stop but for more to occur. i awaken your body with a sweet gentle kiss. your heart beats so fast so quick. without no thought or question in mind i take advantage of you and try to please mine. i rush your hand up and down my thigh oh this feeling makes me feel good inside. your eyes light up when i let out a soft quiet moan. you give me a look "I'm glad were alone". i don't know what ive gotten myself into. all of a sudden you start to move. kissing me everywhere on my body "oh your kisses kill me", but i let the moment be. breathing so loud i yell out a shriek "you've done it baby you brought out the freak in me". i unzip your pants and you undo mine. we all know whats going to happen next its the perfect moment in time. i just cant resist. i bite your bottom

Tempermental
You are Observing Phlegmatic Phlegmatic personality types are introverted. Your calm, cool, and collected personality is pleasant to have around. You make a good parent, an easy going friend, and an agreeable spouse. Your weaknesses are laziness, indifference, and indecision. Snap out of that surfer girl/dude mentality and accept responsibility for your life and happiness. Opposites attract so you'll wind up with a Choleric.

Temptation
Shaking of the hands, Migraines in the head. Pressure of others, Surrounding the packed mind. Hair discheavled, Thoughts never stopping. Depression increasing. Body being run over, By a foreign creature. Skin soft as silk, Pale as the moon. Nature eyes turning red, Feeling dead. Thoughts of death are gaining up on her. She will not do what others say. She will die, Instead of killing others. She is suffering slowly, Blood in the body is decreasing. Hunger growing stronger, The sanity of mind is fanitly still there. She is growing weaker. Becoming more and more like an animal. Not knowing what is wrong and what is right. Sanity completely gone. The smell of blood is appealing. She is gone…

Temple
Temple Temples and spiritual dwellings are common in dreams. This is because many dreams include events of cleansing, preparation, moral judgment, or divine communication. Often times, these dreams occur at times in your life when inner peace is elusive and sought after. Often, such dreams involve strangers as temple ministers or priests. These ministers will often give clues about what type of temple service is needed and what area of your life is to be effected. They may be presented as all older than you, all of one particular gender, or dressed in particular ways. If ministers and priests are absent from the temple, that could indicate an inner journey or struggle that needs resolution, versus the outer moral choices illustrated above.

The Tempest Act 4, Scene 1, 148–158
Prospero: Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air, into thin air: And like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd tow'rs, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff As dreams are made on; and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. The Tempest Act 4, scene 1, 148–158 This play has fascinated me since the time when I recalled a personnage from my toddler days that inhabited the short stay of a family gathering whom no-one else could recall. Like the child who waited with me in a doctor's office years ago, despite my awareness of her at the time, she is faded into the mist of a memory. Was she real? Did she have a life, pains, sorrows, griefs, loves, plans and dreams? Or was she herself a dream? Much is made

Temple Grandin
I can think of a handful of movies that have made me tear up over the years, hell, I don't even cry at Ole Yeller, but I just watched Temple Grandin on HBO and I had to wipe a few stray tears. It's an extremely interesting and touching story about a woman with autism that not only earned a Doctorate in Animal Sciences, but became an inventor, designer, best selling author, consultant to the livestock industry and an autism advocate. Truly an amazing movie about an amazing woman... you just have to see it yourself. Temple Grandin Movie Trailer

Temporize
temporize\TEM-puh-ryz\ intransitive verb; 1.To be indecisive or evasive in order to gain time or delay action. 2.To comply with the time or occasion; to yield to prevailing opinion or circumstances. 3.To engage in discussions or negotiations so as to gain time (usually followed by 'with'). 4.To come to terms (usually followed by 'with').

Temp
Often the damadge caused by Insulin is temporary and sometimes permanent. It is criminal to hide it in a surgery that was not needed. I was dead on 1/14/09 and only to be alive and doing much better not because of any surgery or medicine but because I lisetened to that quiet voice of God within rather than the howling madness of medicnine and its ability to hide any crime they wish by sticking togeather. Hold the ranks as God dismantels your sacred oath. Glory to God Norio

Temperature Conversion Allows You To Groom Comfortably When Motion Abroad
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Temporary Insanity
Dear Ninja, Are all online people completely insane..or is it just the people of fubar?SignedInsane in the Membrane Dear Insane, Most people on the interwebs aren't completely insane. The internet just gave crazy people a place to congregate. There aren't more on here than there are on say, facebook, you just get more pervs here because you can see a lot more nasty for free. And on the net, they seek out each other to validate their psychotic behavior. For the 1000 people who will tell them they are stuck on stupid, there's always a few who will reassure them that their idiocy is completely warranted. The internet also gives people the security of anonymity. Those keyboard gangsters will throw out all kinds of crazy thinking they won't ever have to meet the person on the other end. Just remember, threats of violence or cyberstalking is actually a federal crime these days, and can be reported and prosecuted. If you happen to run across one of the nests of psycho, it's best

Temptation
atingere a buzelor tale împotriva mea, mainile pe corpul meu, i dor de tine si numai tu ..... Nu vreau nici un alt om ... nu poate Tot ce vreau este dragostea văd în ochii tăi, atunci când sunt mă ţinea, mă iubeşti ..... făcându-mă atinge pentru cea mai mare stele. este prea mult pentru mine să sperăm c

Temporary Blog Just To Get Started
i'm posting this now just to clean out the turf innner wall for now. will figure something out later. so far i havm't received any input so just rollin with the flow :) will update or create another blog later. some of this stuff is currently ourdated. plan to reupdate later. check out our friends in WHS,SDS,WTR,SYNERGY and OBLIVION lounges! [ http://fubar.com/lounge/wickedhotspot ][ http://fubar.com/lounge/76533 ] {--- Oblivion[ http://fubar.com/lounge/silverdollarsaloon ][ http://www.fubar.com/lounge/77456 ] {--- wild & tame radio lounge[ http://www.fubar.com/lounge/73940 ] {--- Synergy lounge will be revising this soon,maybe dumping it into a blog to cut clutter in here....welcome to the team everyone. this part of the wall is seen by turf members only. this turf is typically a laid back turf,but we protect/back our team/turf mates when we can. not all of us can be online regularly and this is meant to be fun for socialising and meeting new peeps. this turf will consist of p

Temp Angel Family Adds
She needs your help to level up! She got her points done, now she needs angel family adds, even if they are temp. She is currently a demon she had to get all her ability points done. So add her so she can level!!! She will return the love!!! Thanks! GO LOVE ON HER: http://fubar.com/sweetashoneyy

Temple Of The Dog. *call Me A Dog*
You call me a dog well that's fair enough'Cause it ain't no use to pretendYou're wrongWhen you call me out I can't hide anymoreI have no disguise you can't see throughWell you say it's bad luckTo have fallen for meWhat can I do to make it good for youYou wore me out like an old winter coatTrying to be safe from the coldBut when it's my time to throwThe next stoneI'll call you beautiful if I call at all, You call me a dogYou tell me I'm low 'cause I've slept on the floorAnd out in the woods with the badgers & wolvesYou threw me out 'cause I went digging for goldAnd I came home with a handful of coalBut when it's my time to throw the next stoneI'll call you beautiful if I call at allAnd when it's my time to call your bluffI'll call you beautiful or leave it aloneYou call me a dogWell that's fair enoughIt doesn't bother me as long as you know

Temporal
Temporal by Kenneth Matlock on Monday, January 16, 2012 at 7:43am Blinded by the thoughts that creep in day by day Think of all the things that have gotten in the way It's perfectly insane to think it all would change Like a sniper picking shots well out of the range Piercing little stories that keep you intertwined Just another way to get past feeling blind It scratches at your throat and tickles deep inside Though it's not joyful and rarely does it subside I've gotten used to life this way but I don't know how Blazing from the past it seems so simple now It's just a useless little melody to keep me feeling here What is coming next? It's all increasingly unclear. Will it all fall in my lap and give me something real? Or will it always be this same old sour deal?

Tempête Dans Une Bouteille D'eau
On dirait que l'indignation des responsables de Washington sur la décision apparente de servir de l'eau à partir de bouteilles, et non pas les robinets de la ville, lors de l'inauguration présidentielle est,lampe torche laser ainsi, de l'eau sous le pont. Les vagues ont commencé lorsque le sénateur Chuck Schumer (DN.Y.), membre de la commission mixte du Congrès pour les cérémonies d'inauguration, a annoncé que les événements de janvier servirait l'eau en bouteille de Saratoga Spring, une société dans l'État d'origine Schumer. Responsables DC protesté, demandant Schumer à envisager de servir DC meilleurs de la place - c'est moins cher et plus écologique, disaient-ils. Aujourd'hui, George Hawkins, directeur général de l'Eau DC, raconte la boucle que les eaux ne sont plus calme - Schumer a juste écrit pour lui expliquer que les participants de l'événement l'année prochaine sera offert l'eau du robinet, en plus de l'eau en bouteille. L'eau en bouteille servis au déjeuner du Capitole e

Temper Had Calmed Down 20
GREENSBORO, N. Michael Turner Elite Jersey .C. -- If any members bounces went Carl Petterssons way Thursday at Sedgefield Country Club, well, theres a good reason for that. "Thats right -- I am a member," Pettersson said, laughing. "I forgot." Pettersson shot an 8-under 62 to take the first-round lead in the Wyndham Championship. David Mathis and Tim Clark were a stroke back, Tom Gillis, Scott Stallings and Troy Matteson shot 64, and Matt Every had a 65 in the final event before the FedEx Cup playoffs. Graham DeLaet of Weyburn, Sask., is tied for 60th with a 1-under 69. David Hearn of Brantford, Ont., shot a 74. The top of the leaderboard had a decidedly local flavour. Pettersson went to high school in Greensboro and lives in Raleigh, and both he and Clark played at North Carolina State. Mathis grew up in Winston-Salem, played collegiately at Campbell and lives north of Raleigh in the town of Wake Forest. Pettersson, a Swede who became an American citizen during the off-season, had the

Tempe Police Arrest Compassion Club Owner
Police arrest an owner of two compassion clubs at his home and seized over 120 medical marijuana plants after serving several warrants. Tempe police say the the businesses were operating illegally. 39-year-old James Earl Chaney was arrested at his residence after police bust two valley compassion clubs and a grow house seizing over 120 marijuana plants intended for card holding patients. Chaney is the owner and operator of Top Shelf Hydro College where a series of several warrants were served for illegal drug sale among other drug related charges. According to The Associated Press, undercover detectives were able to purchase large amounts of marijuana at one of the Tempe locations, which is in violation of state law. "They were saying it was for donations, but when our undercovers would go in, there was a price they had to pay, for quantity and for quality. There was a different price for each one," says Tempe Police Sgt. Mike Pooley. There has been no word yet on whether or not t

Temptation
I don't want to But I need to I really can't But yes I can I would never But yes I would I don't need to But I really want to Lips welcoming sin Melting my morals The door is open The devil came in I can fight him But I don't want to I need this man To feel his power His intensity His animalistic nature To burn me with his fire To scorch me with his tongue Goosebumps brand my flesh As tingles chill my body I have a man at home But I want this one right here Desperate for him Desire is overwhelming He enters me And it's all over I can't stop now But I never wanted to His powerful thrusts His hardened caresses I scratch my passion into his skin Marks of a craving Only fulfilled by him His phenomenal lovemaking Is untamed and unmatched His fingers drip my liquid heat He savagely savors my fountain I cry rivers of blissful satisfaction He feeds my insatiable appetite He rids my sexual frustration Simultaneously reaching our peaks The rollercoaster is about to end I want to ride again I n

Temps Also Published Il Une
Ce docteur Célèbre A dit qu'il a published ONU passage et en same Temps also published il une Une Brève biographie Qui Mentionne le passe-temps de CE docteur jardine. Il a Donné Une lettre de l'Avertissement Qui dit à CE docteur Que le jardinage is also ONU passe-temps dangereux. Il y aura en plus qu'assez, dit Tepper. Et Toujours 100 coulée cent brosse du poil du sanglier naturelle, Jamais traction et Art. Dans Le Cas de Beckham,maillots football Vrai Madrid a frappé et un cherche à Devenir Une marque Globale DANS celui région du monde qu'il a manqué de Produire Beaucoup de bourdonnement: Asie. If you AVEZ Besoin de Toute Preuve de l'ACDE, Pensez Qui le statut près de-Dieu de Beckham en Asie - ou non statut de Lui une Été Elève à Bangkok - Aidera en Outre cristalliser télé clé et le parrainage négocie ..S'il vous pla t examinez la Politique du secret et Termes d'Utilisation avant d'this site? UTILISER. Votre utilisation du Site Indique Votre accord Être Lié par les Termes d'utilisati

Temp Adds
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Temporary Fences Are For Safety And Security Reasons
Temporary fences are ideal tools to be used for safety and security reasons. There are several reasons why folks use to install fence to designate a certain area. If you are going to build a house, you will surely need a temporary fence to secure and to safeguard the construction equipments and the other important things around the construction area so that it will not be affected during the construction. By putting fences, it can protect the construction workers, onsite materials and the public. This is very ideal to construction industry since it is easy to install and is also easy to get and bring to another site. These fences are boundaries to give safety, privacy and control the crowd. These are mostly used in the construction places, political gatherings, parades, traffic locations, outdoor parties, concerts and many more. When there are a large number of people will visit on that event, temporary fencing is ideal to control the crowd and there will be not accident takes place.

Temporary Relief
I very recently met a man The past 48 hrs actually And he actually appreciates Excruciating depth Unusual So of course I am skeptical But he has sent me PDF files Of quite heady stuff Knowing I will expound with my own theories Like why highly intelligent people have cowlicks I have a convincing theory on that but will take too much right now To explain...suffice it to say that brains are awfully close to skulls The intellectual joust To see how far the other goes I said I wanted to shoot Sarah Palin in the head like a deer Hang her carcass from a tree...smoke the meat And send Xmas jerky to my religious relatives He got the metaphor and laughed Sincerely No nervous omg are you a serial killer? Even tho I am quite capable of that He knew that is not what I meant Hyperbole a dying art recognized by few So we shall start a new business Contract killers based in Oslo They would welcome us there ....or not

Tempted - Squeeze
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste A flannel for my face Pajamas, a hairbrush New shoes and a case I said to my reflection Let's get out of this place Past the church and the steeple The laundry on the hill The billboards and the buildings Memories of it still Keep calling (keep calling) and calling (and calling)But forget it all I know I will Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered What's been going on Now that you have gone There's no other Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered I'm at the car park, the airport The baggage carousel The people keep on crowding I'm wishing I was well I said it's no occasion It's no story I could tell At my bedside empty pocket A foot without a sock Your body gets much closer I fumble for the clock Alarmed by the seduction I wish it would stop Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered What's been going on Now that you have gone There's no other Tempted by the fruit of

Temperament & Warm Knitting Tops Styles
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Temperament Woolen Coat Matches With Dresses
Preface: If you want to wear clothing with elegance in winter, the best match is the coat and dress. Piercing charming thin gestures, matches with high-heeled shoes or boots. We recommend several Korean fashion woolen coat, clever ride dresses instant shine femininity. Lapel collar wool coat matches with sweater and dresses, will be beautiful and warm. Navy blue has been fantastic, elegant and romantic femininity. Coat matching with sweater is the best mix, and wearing with boots and bags with the same color is also very out of color. Knitted woolen coat lapel is Korean fashion style. It’s very easy to match and full of delicate style. Matching with irregular leopard dress to go shopping and take leisure vacation travel is a good choice. Woolen coat dress demonstration match: Tan suit coat, with crisp and stylish large lapels, handsome, bright colors, will bring ultra-high eye-catching effects. Slim straight version of type, can make figure be more slender three-d

Temperament Noble Korean Fashion Winter Coats
A noble temperament type fur collar woolen coat of Korean style clothing, with classic brimmed hat design; with detachable luxurious fur which is soft, delicate, gorgeous and warm and do not hurt the clothing; with exquisite handmade buttons which is with romantic fashion and elegant temperament, comfortable cuff design; and with waist pocket design which is simple and beautiful, easy to store items; also with excellent production process, fine stitch, and more to enhance the quality of clothes, can make you a elegant women. The temperature is lower day by day, funky coats become many girls’ essential items to against the cold wind. Handsome collar frock coats, cashmere coat lapel, retro elegant houndstooth coats and youthful denim coats are both stylish and will be popular for a long time. Large Plaid wool coat has a loose interpretation of many species approach. If you want to take the Korean fashion youthful style, it is ultimately a baseball cap, which matching wit

Ten
The moon shines through my window My clock strikes 3 a.m. The knife sits on my night stand And i slowly count to ten Number 1 is: Sorry That i wont be there for you Number 2 is: Crying From the things that i've been through Number 3 is: Hurting From the things you said to me Number 4 is: Flying For my pain is finally free Number 5 is: Blackness Which is now my only light Number 6 is: Frightening From the things i feel at night Number 7 is: Blood Which is soaked into the floor Number 8 is: Body Which is cut up to the core Number 9 is : Breathing For my body lays there dead Number 10 is: Thank You Its the last thing that i said

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Ten Best Ways
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Ten Commandments - Texas Style
USA Today in its 3/10/03 edition had a large article on two Cowboy Churches in Texas. They printed the Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas. Possibly if we all used these instead of the one with all the "shalt nots" in it, we could probably understand and live up to them a lots better! (1) Just one God. (2) Honor yer Ma 'n Pa. (3) No telling tales or gossipin'. (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'. (5) Put nothin' before God. (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. (7) No murderin'. (8) Watch yer mouth. (9) Don't take what ain't yers. (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. Guess Texans just kinda tell it like it is!!! And this the only way!! To all Texans, thanks for been honest.

Ten Commandments For "working Hard"
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The Ten Commandments Of A Military Wife
1.Thou shalt not write in ink in thy address book. 2.Thou shalt not covet choice assignments of other uniformed braches of service. 3.Love thy neighbor. 4. Honor thy Commissary and Exchange as long as they both shall live. 5.Thou shalt not ridicule a local politician, for mighty senators from local politicians grow. 6.Thou shall look for the best in every assignment, even though the best may be. "The most childhood diseases in one year," or "Record snow in one months time." 7. Thou shall remember all thy friends from all thy assignments, with greeting cards at Christmas, for thou never knowest when thou may wish to spendeth a night with them while enroute to a new post/base. 8.Be kind and gentle to retired, white-haired Exchange and Commissary customers, because thou too will be a retiree someday. 9.Thou shalt not curse thy husband when he's on TDY on moving day. 10.Thou must never arrive at a new post/base and constantly brag about how everything was much be

Ten Commandments For Parents Of Childrn With Disabilities
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Ten Commandments Of Human Relationships
1. SPEAK TO PEOPLE: There is nothing like a cheerful word of greeting. To really connect, look them in the eye as you speak. 2. SMILE AT PEOPLE: It takes 72 muscles to frown, only 14 to smile. They can hear the difference in your voice - even over the phone. 3. CALL PEOPLE BY NAME: The sweetest music to anyone's ear is the sound of his/her own name. Be sure you say it correctly. Say it often. 4. BE FRIENDLY AND HELPFUL: To have friends and build relationships, be a friend first. 5. BE CORDIAL: Sincerely speak and act as if everything you do is a genuine pleasure. 6. BE GENUINELY INTERESTED IN PEOPLE: You can like almost everybody if you try. They don't care how much you know until they know how much you care. Be sure they know how much you care. 7. BE GENEROUS WITH PRAISE: Praise publicly, correct privately. Everyone wins this way. 8. BE CONSIDERATE: Of the feelings of others. There are usually three sides to a con

The Ten Commandments Of Mother Earth
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The Ten Commandments In Cajun... (keeps It Real Simple)
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The Ten Commandments
ten commandments 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having crimes (like Nike says, just do it) 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave "em in the middle)

Ten Comandments
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Ten Commandments
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Ten99 Club In Reno, Nevada, Usa
These parties start at 8 PM and can last for up to 6 or 7 hours. The cover is only $10. Your boundaries/limits will be respected. Please respect ALL, if you attend. Floyd & Barb (Hosts) 1099 South Virginia in Reno, NV 775.329.1099 January 19 - 70's & 80's Retro February 09 - Pretty in Pink March 15 - Who's Your Lucky Charm? April 19 - Passion & Fantasy May 10 - Slave June 21 - Just Because July 12 - Hawaiian Luau & BBQ August 08 - Leather August 09 - Lace September 06 - Lingerie September 27 - Leather Vibrations October 18 - Halloween Costume November 22 - PJ December 13 - Sexy Santa's Helper Unfortunately, this Club closed it's doors in July of 2011. The Chapel Tavern is now located here. I haven't been to this establishment, yet .. after I visit, I will write a review.

Ten Commandments - (how To Fulfilla Submissive)
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Ten Commandments (how To Fulfill A Submissive Woman)
1. THOU SHALT PAY ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS OF HER DESIRE: Find and touch her personal, "pleasure points." A sub's Emotional and Physical pleasure points are chinks in her "armor" that allow her to receive erotic pleasure and fulfillment. 2. THOU SHALT STIMULATE HER SENSES: Looking good is never bad. But women are less visual than Men, so it's vital that you speak to all her senses. Say arousing things, be clean, smell and taste pleasant and remember she is sensitive to touch. Explore the sensual paradise of her body. 3. THOU SHALT COMPLIMENT HER MEANINGFULLY AND OFTEN: Compliment her body, and she'll be more likely to want to share it with you. Respect her mind, and she'll give you the key to unlock her desires...Just because you've told her you love her once, doesn't mean you shouldn't tell her again--and again. 4. THOU SHALT ENCOURAGE HER TO SHOW AND TELL WHAT PLEASES HER: Reassure her that it's okay for her to tell you what turns her on. Tell her to mastu

Ten Comandments
West Virginia Ten Commandments Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't> used to talking in those terms.. So, some folks in West Virginia got together and translated the 'King James' into 'County' language..... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia) (1) Just one God (2) Put nothin' before God (3) Watch yer mouth (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa (6) No killin' (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (8) Don't take what ain't yers (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

The Ten Commandments...west Virginia Style
The Ten Commandments...West Virginia Style Maybe this is the way to teach the 10 Commandments today! Maybe then people would 'get it' and it wouldn't be construed as religious. West Virginia Ten Commandments Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't> used to talking in those terms.. So, some folks in West Virginia got together and translated the 'King James' into 'County' language..... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia) (1) Just one God (2) Put nothin' before God (3) Watch yer mouth (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa (6) No killin' (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (8) Don't take what ain't yers (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have

Ten Comandments...wva Style.....
West Virginia Ten Commandments Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.. So, some folks in West Virginia got together and translated the 'King James' into 'County' language..... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia) (1) Just one God (2) Put nothin' before God (3) Watch yer mouth (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa (6) No killin' (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (8) Don't take what ain't yers (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.

Ten Commandments
The Indian Ten Commandments Treat the Earth and all that dwell therein with respect Remain close to the Great Spirit Show great respect for your fellow beings Work together for the benefit of all Mankind Give assistance and kindness wherever needed Do what you know to be right Look after the well-being of Mind and Body Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater Good Be truthful and honest at all times Take full responsibility for your actions

Ten Commandments Of The Cowboy
1. A cowboy never takes unfair advantage. 2. A cowboy never betrays a trust. 3. A cowboy always tells the truth. 4. A cowboy is kind to small children, to old folks, and to animals. 5. A cowboy is free from racial and religious prejudice. 6. A cowboy is helpful and when anyone's in trouble he lends a hand. 7. A cowboy is a good worker. 8. A cowboy is clean about his person and in thought, word, and deed. 9. A cowboy respects womanhood, his parents, and the laws of his country. 10. A cowboy is a patriot.

The Ten Commandments Of Marriage‏
Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6 Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment 8 Every man wants a wife who is beautiful

The Ten Cherokee Indian Commandants
THE TEN CHEROKEE INDIAN COMMANDANTS 1. remain close to the great spirit 2. show great respect for youre fellow beings 3. give assistance and kindness wherever needed 4. be truthful and honest at all times 5. do what you know to be right 6. look after the well being of mind and body 7. treat the earth and all that dwell there on with respect 8. take full responsibility for your own actions 9. dedicate a share of youre efforts to the greater god 10. work together for the benefit of all man kind.

Ten Days
Well only ten days left til Rob gets home...I dont know what to think about it. I mean yeah I'm glad he's fianlly gonna be home but at the same time I'm nervous. As most of you know him and I havent been getting along the greatest and well I'm just scared shitless that when he comes home we are gonna continue to fight and then things aint gonna work out. Damn I hope this feeling is wrong and that things will work out just fine. Well just thought I'd let you all know its only ten days now.

Tender
so soft an tender so fresh and new so sweet amazingly beautiful strong in a caress kisses so erapturing seeing her in my dreams my heart swells seeing her sleeping my heart breaks with the thought of disturbing her speaking to her when i know she can not hear professing my love proud an clear gentlely i wake her with a simple kiss

Tender Moments (in Memory Of My Grandparents)
TENDER MOMENTS a morning spent on a sandy shore hand in hand, spirits soar the sun colored pink, purple and blue the clouds in the sky formed a heavenly hue together they shared in daybreak's glory this the beginning, a true love story a mid-morning walk on a cool mountain trail side by side, never to fail the heavens dreary tempests grew dark clouds in the sky split in two together they huddled against the storm this the struggle, one heart to form a picnic at noon on the Sea Sprite Amour heart to heart, on a wave driven tour dreams of passion treasures drew a future of visions, bright, shiny, new together they planned a heaven of bliss this the desire, captured a kiss a turn at the plough in the afternoon hour face to face, prayed for the shower hearts in turmoil strived to be true dust in focus, veiled the view together they fought each mighty foe this the battle, trust to grow an evening dance out on the moor cheek to cheek, at moonlights door s

Tenderly
Born of grand effort With vigor oft dim Across vast expanses Along lines of whim In soft subtle shadings Of languid intrusion Life's honeyed expressions Brush shadings of notion This heart shan’t mull Fond passing ne’er spoken With struggles amended A specter unbroken Ingesting the dew Of glories renewed Roaming untainted in Pure unguent colors What mind hath espoused On knolls oft at ease Clear light of perception Yon glimpse to appease With parchment unrolled And dip of the pen A dear soul savored In tender words spoken

Tender Words
you're the only one for me... 'tis a simple choice you see my love for you... I needn't use my voice you see me clear, my lover... through eyes of blue you know how my body reacts.. to my thoughts of you you have my heart in your hands.. gently you enfold I gave it to you freely love... it's for you to hold I love you more each day we spend.. hours just for us your love for me is so pure... it's simply marvelous together now we are today... and never shall we part for with one simple twist of fate, you've captured my heart. a. boudreaux 2006

Tending The Virtual Garden-- Please Read!!!
I'm not prone to caps-shouting. I feel it necessary, though. for the simple reason that I need to get **everyone's** attention here. My friends list-- my virtual garden-- is getting kinds weedy. I feel like there are an awful lot of you out there who sought my friendship solely for points. I'm here to try and form acrual friendships-- you know, talking about things. Now I do feel blessed by the ones who really make an effort to come by and keep in touch-- Maggie, SeidrDragon, Shalai, DivaDez, Janice, Amourette, and others, and new ones like AWitch4Life who do genuinely enjoy the art of conversation. There are others of you-- I won't name names-- who have never stopped by and said anything. I've rated everyone's photos, and stash. So I know I've done my part. I stop by every now and again to wish everyone a good weekend or whatever. What's really disgusting is that if these people are into my friendship for the points, then they aren't even rating my pics and stash which is

A Tender Little Kiss......(poem)
A tender little kiss on the tip of your nose. A gentle caress in the field where love grows. A fingertip on your cheek, a heart that's humble and meek and affection so warm and so caring. My whispers softly blowing through your hair. My joy of knowing that you always are here. Not a word spoken in haste, not a rose that's laid out to waste but the tender feelings the two of us are sharing.

Ten Dirty Things You Didnt Know About Me
1. I can get you hard in just one kiss 2. I do this amazing thing with an ice cube during sex =) 3. I like it dirty 4. I like it rough 5. Spank me, pull my hair, bite me, and call me your bitch, i like it all. 6. You should see what i do with a banana during sex =) 7. Ive had 2 threesomes. 8. I swallow 9. I take it up the ass. 10. When people watch me, it turns me on.

"tenderheart"
Wandering through an aimless life, I came across a tender heart Who made a great impression, Right from the very start. I could tell that he once glittered In a better yesterday, But invested in those not worthy, Now the years have quickly slipped away. Shattered dreams and broken promises Restarts that will not end. Searching in a hardened world For another tender-hearted friend. A heart of gold, so full of love. But it's buried deep within Where others could not see it, For it fears to love again. Skeptical now of all around, Less hopeful day by day. Tired of chasing rainbows Falsely put within the way. I know that path which you have traveled, For I've made that journey, too While searching for the tenderheart That I've finally found in you.

Tenderheart
Wandering through an aimless life, I came across a tender heart Who made a great impression, Right from the very start. I could tell that he once glittered In a better yesterday, But invested in those not worthy, Now the years have quickly slipped away. Shattered dreams and broken promises Restarts that will not end. Searching in a hardened world For another tender-hearted friend. A heart of gold, so full of love. But it's buried deep within Where others could not see it, For it fears to love again. Skeptical now of all around, Less hopeful day by day. Tired of chasing rainbows Falsely put within the way. I know that path which you have traveled, For I've made that journey, too While searching for the tenderheart That I've finally found in you. (Poem links to original/author)

Tenderheart Bear!
table width="350" border="0" bgcolor="#FF7030">Tenderheart BearYou are thinker, organizer, peacekeeper, and leader all in one. You have a power to command attention and people listen to you. However, you are often so concerned about not hurting others' feelings that you don't tell them what they need to hear and this gets you both into trouble. But you always have loyal friends to help you out.Take the Which Care Bear Are You? Quiz!

Tender Words
Tender Words... you're the only one for me... 'tis a simple choice you see my love for you... I needn't use my voice you see me clear, my lover... through eyes of blue you know how my body reacts.. to my thoughts of you you have my heart in your hands.. gently you enfold I gave it to you freely love... it's for you to hold I love you more each day we spend.. hours just for us your love for me is so pure... it's simply marvelous together now we are today... and never shall we part for with one simple twist of fate, you've captured my heart. a. boudreaux 2006

Tender Love
holding you close to me. feeling your breath on my chest, girl, it makes me weak in the knees. holding on as if the world was going to end.if it were,i would freeze time and rewind it, so we could begin again. to imagine my world without you would drive me mad.because i know i would never love someone so much or need their love so bad. so as i lay here tonight, loving you so,so much. one thing is for sure, i will love your every touch.goodnight my darling ,i have disturbed your sleep long enough. nestle in right next to me, so i can feel your tender love. what can i say? i got so much love to give!

Tender Kiss
As I lay in my bed thoughts of you running through my head. You put a spark back into my heart just when I thought it was dead. The time is mine,my impure thoughts devine. Will you reach out to take me into your arms? Your looks your charm is so attractive, the butterflies swarm in the deepest part of my stomach,feeling so warm, just like your tender kiss.

Tender Wisps
The soft flesh of her moist yes upon my lips and arms now reaching around and drawing her nearer nearer nearer to me as we hold our breaths and electricity passes between us - oh the tender wisps of touching softly pressing now together and her tongue my tongue my god I feel the tingle and the tension released as we are one in this great and first kiss. © All rights reserved

Tender Love
How can I make you feel this way? Give you this feeling night and day, make you know you're loved by me, baby just tell me so I can see. What it takes to make you whimper show me what makes you want to whisper about how much you like when I touch there, while I still keep a hand stroking your hair. Let me know what makes your head toss back, and then I'll know where to put a gentle attack. It's not for me as much for us but just for you, so baby take the time, tell me what to do. I won't strike your body or break your skin, and I won't leak the blood flowing within. You know how I love to make you whine and I'll not stop, I'll just make you mine. And all the same you make me yours we do this together behind closed doors. I know you hear me say it's not real, but that's because I love how it feels to have your body right up against my own, where I can keep a hold on what you hone. Now you know I'm not some brutal heart breaker, I'm just your husband and tender lov

Tender Situation
Tender Situation state this ache as the final break tender situation - create a good illusion feel the grip of your slavation this is indeed a tender situation make a move man state your case taste the waste man taste the waste what is your place in my glorification yeah this is really a tender situation get off the pot man shake and bake taste the waste boy taste the waste pump it up or stray from that old station yeah dude this is really a tender situation

The Ten Dollar Bill
Grandma and Grandpa were driving from Washington to Florida to attend their grand-daughters graduation from medical school. Halfway through their trip, they stopped to visit one of their sons in Kansas for a night. Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet. He asked his son about using one of the pills. The son said, 'I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and very expensive.' How much?' asked Grandpa. 'Around $10.00 a pill,' answered the son. I don't care,' said Grandpa, 'I'd still like to try one; we'll be leaving early in the morning, so I'll put the money under the pillow.' Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He immediately called Grandpa on his cell phone and said, 'I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00. 'I know,' said Grandpa. 'The hundred is from Grandma

Tender Passion
Naked bodies locked in passion’s throes, behind closed doors, so no one can see. The heat of their loving, within their embrace. The soft and tender murmurs that their voices make. The passion rises, and theirs voices adhere. They are locked together, two becoming one in the heat of the passion, which no one can feel, but them. The steamy seductress where loving is our fate, now laying side by side, arms still locked around one another, now that the passion is over.

Tender Is The Night
Tender is the Night by LateNiteFantasy© relishing moments of the night yearning to hold daylight at bay beyond bedroom windows twilight rouses kindred spirits, night and I absent from light, shadows at play tenuous reality finds us not heavenly moments we rejoice in easily laughing, pleasuring, loving perfect unions under starlit skies awakening the child within us softly turning back pages of time till mystery, freedom, innocence renews into the night we travel seeking out each others hand with onslaught of day adulthood returns, glaring, angry, demanding time has run out as reality has its vengeance calling us to attention, responsibility, duty having no choice, we begin routines inside hide our children of night navigate our daily course going god speed toward cold graves you and I....longing for the darkness occupying time with memories of night ulterior thoughts, musings in harsh light....

Tender Misery
I thought I could go on not having you around I thought I could hate you dispise all that you are But now I lay here trembling with rage Not sure where to direct it or how it still remains Memories they haunt me both good and ugly How you seemed to be somebody then in an instant you changed Claiming I am the wrong one the one who walked away So why do I stay here wounded and afraid? Cast out by your judgement no where else to go Strangers now more than ever biting remarks to make the other burn Such sweet sorry is how the saying goes But what is inside me is bitter to the bone I think I hate you I think you did me wrong So why do I lay here suffering and alone This misery runs ever deep pretty sure scars will remain Tender emotions tender misery my mind disengaged

Ten Die In Alabama Shooting Spree
The man opened fire at a petrol station in Samson, close to the Florida border At least 10 people have been killed in a series of shootings across two towns in the southern US state of Alabama. Officials say there were at least four separate shooting incidents, before the gunman killed himself. He fired on homes, a petrol station, shops and vehicles in Samson and Geneva near the Florida border. Five people - including a child - were killed in one home. Some of the victims are believed to have been members of the gunman's family. The body of his mother has been found at her home, which was burned down, the Associated Press agency quotes local coroner Robert Preachers as saying. It is not clear whether she was shot. The coroner added that the suspect had killed his grandparents, aunt and uncle in Samson. Gunfire exchange The gunman fired shots at other targets in the town. "He just cruised his automobile through Samson and was spraying the people with s

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There are so many differences between the eastern culture and that of the west. Take wedding for example, they differs in many aspects. Weddings performed during and immediately following the medieval era were often more than just a union between two people. They could be a union between two families, two businesses or even two countries. Many weddings were more a matter of politics than love, particularly among the nobility and the higher social classes. Brides were therefore expected to dress in a manner that cast their families in the most favorable light, for they were not representing only themselves during the ceremony. Brides of an elevated social standing often wore rich colors and expensive fabrics. It was common to see such brides wearing bold colors and layers of furs, velvet and silk. Brides of a lower social standing often copied the elegant styles of wealthier brides as best they could. Prom dresses have traditionally been based on the popular styles of the day. For ex

Tending The Hearth
Women’s Work In the recent past, the term women’s work has come to have a derogatory connotation. Women’s work encompasses all the domestic chores that have historically been associated only with women—cooking, cleaning, and raising children. Whenever a person is limited to only certain kinds of work in a society, there is a need to break free from that work in order to inhabit a place of choice. However, when we choose to do women’s work because we enjoy it, there is nothing degrading about it. There is an honor to it, and when done alone or in a group this work can be truly meaningful and fulfilling because the home is the foundation of security for all who live in it. The importance of tending the hearth that nurtures all who bask in its warmth cannot be overstated. In addition to being essential to the functioning of the world, women’s work offers creative fulfillment, intimate interaction, and personal satisfaction. The more we become aware

Tender Hearts
Shitty thing about having a wall up for so long is that when you let someone in even the slightest bit the smallest amount of confusion and misunderstanding on anyones part can tears you heart to shreads. I thought I was being so careful and didn't even think I felt much for some one. New I liked them new I wanted to get to know them more and had an inkling that I wouldn't mind if they were around for a while. It wasnt until somthing stupid and meaningless happened that I like the jealous ass that I have always been couldn't seperate reality from the damn computer and had a fit. I don't know if I have lost this person or not all I know is I think I'm holding on by the thinest of threads and it hurts more than I thought it would. I'm sorry for being the idiot and I wish I could restart the day.

Tender Heart
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Tender Lips Of An Angel
Looking through a life like window, I only see what I mostly desire; to kiss the tender lips of an angel. Holding onto the urge of kissing the screen of my computer, I hold everything inside even I love you's and how much I care. Those arms are so strong and muscular that I want to be held by them, to rub my hands up and down the smooth bumbs that the muscles make. Holding the urge to grab the screen to hug, I can only dream of the day to be in those arms. Dreaming of kissing those tender lips, you are my angel. Those tender loving eyes that hold hope of the day I appear in front of him, those very eyes I see trying to look in my eyes to see what I mostly want. Those eyes that make everything bad go away, when something happens. How those angel eyes say, " I love you, with everythinng I can offer." Those very eyes that I want to look deep into, so I know that he is wanting me there more then he shows. Holding the urge to get really close to the screen, I want so badly to stare d

Tendencias De Moda De Invierno 2010-11 De La Mujer
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Tender Love And Care
If you miss me when I'm not here, you have saved me you have saved a falling tear. I feel I owe you one now, thats just me you don't need to know why or how. I am a twinkling star, always here, still shining to brighten the way near or far. In the dark of night, I can be seen, maybe not felt not many want to hold me tight. I'm alone in a cold space, yet among so many others always dreaming I'm caressing your face. I may not be part of your daylight, but I alawys try to add excitement and thrills to your night. I wish you true happiness, while the world is in such a mess. I wish you tender love and care, all the time and everywhere. I miss you all the time, if dreams do come true I'll be yours and you'll be mine.

Tendances à Surveiller En 2013, L'industrie Application Mobile
Les expériences de l'industrie des applications mobiles change tellement vite que vient tous les jours avec de nouveaux développements qui sont classés comme des tendances. Cependant, il ya des tendances qui sont plus importants que d'autres et qui sont là pour rester. Par exemple, l'année 2012 a introduit l'utilisation accrue et la popularité de la plate-forme OS Android et déploiement d'applications Android est devenu la tendance. Ici, nous prenons un oeil à quelques tendances qui devraient dominer l'industrie du développement d'applications mobiles dans l'année 2013: -android 4.2 1. Développement d'applications en utilisant HTML5 Selon les rapports révélés par des études de marché mobiles 2013 verra l'émergence des applications mobiles en cours de construction avec le langage de script HTML5. Depuis le co?t total de développement d'applications HTML5 est relativement moins en comparaison avec le co?t de construction d'applications natives, les petites et moyennes entreprises devrai

Tendances à Surveiller En 2013, L'industrie Application Mobile
Les expériences de l'industrie des applications mobiles change tellement vite que vient tous les jours avec de nouveaux développements qui sont classés comme des tendances. Cependant, il ya des tendances qui sont plus importants que d'autres et qui sont là pour rester. Par exemple, l'année 2012 a introduit l'utilisation accrue et la popularité de la plate-forme OS Android et déploiement d'applications Android est devenu la tendance. Ici, nous prenons un oeil à quelques tendances qui devraient dominer l'industrie du développement d'applications mobiles dans l'année 2013: -smartphone android 1. Développement d'applications en utilisant HTML5 Selon les rapports révélés par des études de marché mobiles 2013 verra l'émergence des applications mobiles en cours de construction avec le langage de script HTML5. Depuis le co?t total de développement d'applications HTML5 est relativement moins en comparaison avec le co?t de construction d'applications natives, les petites et moyennes entreprises

Tendenze A Cui Prestare Attenzione Nel 2013 App Mobile Industry
Le esperienze del settore di applicazioni mobile cambia così velocemente che ogni giorno viene fornito con i nuovi sviluppi che sono classificate come le tendenze. Tuttavia, ci sono alcune tendenze che sono più importanti di altri e che sono qui per restare. Per esempio, l'anno 2012 ha introdotto l'uso migliore e la popolarità della piattaforma di sistema operativo Android e la distribuzione di applicazioni Android è diventato il trend. Qui diamo uno sguardo a alcune tendenze che dovrebbero dominare il settore di sviluppo app mobile per l'anno 2013: -android 4.2 1. Sviluppo di applicazioni con HTML5 Secondo i rapporti rivelati da ricercatori di mercato di telefonia mobile, il 2013 sarà vedere l'emergere di applicazioni mobili che sono costruite con il linguaggio HTML5 scripting. Dal momento che il costo totale per lo sviluppo di applicazioni HTML5 è relativamente meno rispetto al costo di costruzione di applicazioni native, le piccole e medie imprese sono tenuti ad adottare questa ten

Tender Feet And Broken Glass...
i take a look at all i've donei take a look at what i've becomethe voices of the past seem to cry out to me so loudlymy pedestal is shamei hold my head only not so proudlydays they come and days they goand through bitterness it showsthe weight of guilt is like a ton of goldand most assuredly takes it's tollfor some there's always questionsthey haven't resolve enough to askfor me there's only actionsand all those things i can't take backfor some it seems so easyjust to shut the doorfor me it is internalsthat engage themselves in warand so it's never endingthis consciousness of blamei find my sentence damningand my pedestal is shame

Ten Examples Of Crap English
A comma here and a hyphen there would make all the difference to these needlessly misleading sentences. 1. Waitresses required for breakfast. 2. The box contained old Enid Blytons sex books and videos 3. She liked cooking Delia Smith in particular. 4. He put on his dress shirt and shoes. 5. Slow workmen in road. 6. I decided on an alteration of course. 7. Elephants please stay in you car. 8. Playground fine for littering. 9. The man how hunts ducks out on weekends. 10. Monster man eating shark.

Tener Fe
Tener Fe Tener Fe, es aceptar los designios de Dios aunque no los entendamos, aunque no nos gusten. Si tuviéramos la capacidad de ver el fin desde el principio tal como Él lo ve, entonces podríamos saber por qué a veces conduce nuestra vida por sendas extrañas y contrarias a nuestra razón y a nuestros deseos. Tener Fe, es dar cuando no tenemos, cuando nosotros mismos necesitamos. La fe siempre saca algo valioso de lo aparentemente inexistente; puede hacer que brille el tesoro de la generosidad en medio de la pobreza y el desamparo, llenando de gratitud al que recibe y al que da. Tener Fe, es creer cuando resulta más fácil recurrir a la duda. Si la llama de la confianza en algo mejor se extingue en nosotros, entonces ya no queda más remedio que entregarse al desánimo. La creencia en nuestras bondades, posibilidades y talentos, tanto como en los de nuestros semejantes, es la energía que mueve la vida hacia grandes derroteros. Tener Fe, es guiar nuestra vida no con la vista,

Tenement Funster
My new purple shoes Been amazin' the people next door And my rock'n'roll forty fives Been enragin' the folks on the lower floor I got a way with the girls on my block Try my best to be a real individual And when we go down to smokies and rock They line up like it's some kind of ritual Oh give me a good guitar And you can say that my hair's a disgrace Or just find me an open car I'll make the speed of light outa this place I like the good things in life But most of the best things ain't free It's the same situation just cuts like a knife When you're young and you're poor and you're crazy Young and you're crazy... Oh give me a good guitar And you can say that my hair's a disgrace Or just find me an open car I'll make the speed of light outa this place

Tenets
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. These are the tenets of the Sith. Not words to be rehearsed, memorized, but words to understand and to live by. Emotions fuel the power of the Sith, and the force fuel emotions in an ever growing cyclone of power.

Tenets To Live By
1) Be who YOU choose to be, and never bow down to those who say it's wrong. 2) Always fight for the things you want. 3) Life sucks, so take pleasure in the small things. 4) Choose to love, always. Because without love, life is pointless.

Tener En Cuenta En La Compra De 10-pulgadas Tablets
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Ten Feet Off Of Beale...
OK. Tomorrow (Monday 6/4) I am going to pull an all-nighter on Beale St. in Memphis. I LOVE Beale St.!!! If any CTAPpers can join me, that would be AWESOME! I should be there by 7:00, and I'll be wearing my blsck snd red #3 cap. If anybody wants to hang for awhile, PLEASE look for me (you'll recognize me from my photos). I will buy any and every CherryTAPper on Beale St. a drink (or more...!). If you are shy, just walk up close to me and say LOUD "CHERRY TAP!!" I'll know it's YOU!! Hope to see you tomorrow. --TennDocc

Ten Fuck Yous
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Ten Footsteps
I will have compassion for all sentient beings; and will not cause needless hurt or unnecessary harm. I will seek enlightenment, the distinction between right and wrong, liberation from delusion and the malevolent influences of greed, jealousy and rage. I will seek to transcend unnecessary dichotomy, and learn to accept that differences are often an attitude of mind. I accept that of greater value than the accumulation of goods, are justice and creativity, right motive and action, and essentiality, love and peace, and the freedom to grow. I will act with honour, without contriving for self-advantage or egotistical effort, false pride or humility. I will try to live my life so as not to give cause for later regrets. I will help those who are suffering, or disadvantaged, and those who seek liberation or enlightenment.

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From: OZZFEST 2008 (Coming Soon!)Date: Nov 13, 2007 5:44 PMBid on Ozzy's signed 10 foot Les Paul Gibson guitar designed by Gerald ScarfeFor any Ozzy Osbourne fan, this is your chance to own a piece of rock 'n roll history. Gibson Guitartown London, the capital's most vibrant summer public art exhibition announces that all 61 unique hand painted and signed Gibson guitars are now available to bid online exclusively at Ebay via the www.londonguitartown.com website.This is your opportunity to bid exclusively for Ozzy Osbourne's personally signed 10 foot Gibson Les Paul replica guitar. The giant fiberglass guitar called "Skull" was designed and hand painted by the highly acclaimed Sunday Times caricaturist Gerald Scarfe and displayed publicly around More London on London's South Bank by City Hall, SE1 from June 2007 to September 2007 attracting over 2.5 million visitors.Gibson Guitartown London is a charity inspired campaign bringing the power of music together with art to raise money for N

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Tengo Ganas
by Victor Manuelle Con un nudo en la garganta con el alma hecha pedazos solo quisiera decirte no te he olvidado y a pasado tanto tiempo desde el día aquel te fuiste de mi vida y no supe entender Yo no se si mi fue mi culpa o en que cosa te hice daño solo quisiera decirte cuanto te extraño que mi vida ya no es vida desde que no estas solo vivo en el recuerdo y en la soledad Tengo ganas de volver a enamorarme pero siempre tu recuerdo me lo impide Tengo ganas de hacer el amor con alguien y el fantasma de tu cuerpo me persigue Tengo ganas de volver a enamorarme de entregar mi corazón mi cuerpo entero pero tu recuerdo viene a molestarme y me susurra en el oido que aún te quiero Yo no se si me fue mi culpa o en que cosa te hice daño solo quiero confesarte cuanto te extraño Que mi vida ya no es vida desde que no estas solo vivo en el recuerdo y en la soledad Tengo ganas de volver a enamorarme pero siempre tu recuerdo me lo impide tengo gan

Ten Husbands
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought

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The Ten Internet Commandments Just a little something to keep in mind, going into the new year. 1. Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop-up ads or spam. 2. Thou shalt not post thy email address, phone number, address or social security number to the internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's. 3. Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday. 4. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates. 5. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing a firewall. 6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number. 7. Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar. 8. Thou shalt not reply to the email from the Nigerian banker. 9. Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family. 10. Thou shalt not use "pas

Ten Inches Of Water
A boy was sitting in a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great! he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not. Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local University. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his Joy. Hey, asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle. The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy and began to try to open his eyes to the realities of the miracles of the Bible. That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10 inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wad

Ten Illegal Immigrants Caught After Van Stopped
Only if you see suspected illegal cross border activity, contact: OHIO BORDER PATROL 800-537-3220 Put this # by your phone or in your cell! Lake County falls within the 100 mile radius for the Ohio Border Patrol and they can be on site within minutes! The Detroit sector Border Patrol is responsible for Ohio, Illinois, Indiana and Michigan. You may recall that when the Sandusky Bay Ohio Border Patrol office opened up a few months ago, there was a huge outcry from the opposition questioning the need for such an office in rural Ohio! Well, we know all about the marijuana Illegal immigrants are planting in those corn fields don't we? __________________________________________________________________ Ten illegal immigrants caught after van stopped

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There are many brides who thrive on conventional weddings. This kind of bride is all about formal invitations, fashionable bridal portraits, Cheap Maternity Wedding Dresses and specific primary dance songs. She yearns to sachet along the church aisle to "Here arrives the Bride" whilst hundreds of her buddies and family members gaze upon the natural beauty of her traditional wedding dress. And then there may be the other type of bride. The free-thinking, non-conforming lady. The lady who doesn't stick to convention for convention's sake. Cheap Couture Wedding Dresses The one who has normally marched for the beat of her personal drum. It is this independently-minded lady who will probable opt to stroll along the aisle inside a wedding gown that daringly departs from all convention. If this lady is you, right here are ten ideas about wedding gown characteristics that you just could possibly desire to take into account for the upcoming nuptials: One Shoulder Ball Gowns There are a lot

Tenjooberrymuds. (hilarious)
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow July den?" G: ".....What??" RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please." RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" G: "What?" RS: "An toes. July Sah

Tenjooberrymuds
By the time you read through this YOU WILL > UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... > > > > In order to continue getting-by in America (our > home land), we all need = to > learn the NEW English language! Practice by > reading the following = > conversation until you are able to understand > the term = "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". > > > > With a little patience, you'll be able to fit > right in with the growing > trend!!! > > > > Now, here goes... > > > > The following is a telephone exchange between a > hotel guest and > > Room-service: > > > > Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." > > > > Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed > room-service." > > > > RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to > oddor sunteen???" > > > > G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and > eggs." > > > > RS: "Ow July den?" > > > > G: ".....What??" > > > > RS: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?" > > > > G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... > Scrambled, ple

Tenjooberrymuds!
This is something we are all encountering when we have to make calls for information or service, whether it be the mail order house or the health care provider or the computer company. We just have to be patient and try to understand what they are telling us and keepa smile on our face. By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon

Tenjooberrymuds
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" Guest: "Crisp will be fine." Room Service: "Ho

Tenjooberrymuds
TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... This is a hoot .... sad, because it is TRUE ..... but a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOO BERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?

Tenjooberrymuds
This is the kind of misunderstandings I have to go through every day of my life here - - you should feel sorry for me..! By the time you read through this you will understand TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to get by in America nowadays we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow July den?" G: ".....What??" RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please." RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" G: "What?" RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?" G: "I...don't think so." RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes

Tenjooberrymuds
Tenjooberrymuds ____________________ By the time you finish reading this the title will make sense.This is a hoot .... sad, because it is TRUE ..... but a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.Now, here goes.... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: "......What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, th

***ten Keys To Sexual Bliss***
***TEN KEYS TO SEXUAL BLISS*** HOW TO HAVE GREAT SEX by Lybi Ma from Psychology Today : Everyone wants great sex, but how do you get it ? It takes a lot of ingredients such as having the right attitude, trusting your partner and getting over your hang-ups. Yet once you have the elements in place you can look forward to a more fulfilling sex life. From letting it happen, to desire and foreplay, therapist Arlene Goldman shows us the ten keys to sexual bliss. LET IT HAPPEN You can't force sex to happen; great sex must be allowed to happen. The act of pursuing orgasm breeds performance anxiety, which then undermines sexual arousal. The idea of goal-oriented sex flies in the face of letting it happen, you may end up faking orgasms or having problems with sexual function. So relax and enjoy the process. THE RIGHT ATTITUDE Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and it's pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgements and personal h

The Ten Kitty Commandments
1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer. 2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. 3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator. 4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible. 5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 A.M. 6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it. 7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly. 8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house. 9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down. 10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.

Ten Looooong Days
My name is Angela, and I am a nicotine addict. I have stopped nicotine for 10 days, 2 minutes and 18 seconds (10 days). I've not smoked 200 death sticks, and saved $35.02. I've saved 16 hours and 40 minutes of my life. I just not-smoked a carton!

Ten Minutes Too Late
I weep and scream. I claw my skin raw. I bleed and die. My hair is torn from my head. No I am not crazed, or at least i wasn't. the abilty of my words is fading. I do not meet with your approval. You mean shit to me. Fuck you and your judgement. I need to write for me. Without it I am driven to blood. To bleed the hurt out of me, to feel something besides the flow of ink and blood are linked. The two could kill me I choose the ink. Write damn you write. I cannot be stonic and still. I could die, prove you live. HEART BEAT. I am paniced and crying. PLEASE do not leave me skills. My hands grow weak. Cut arms cannot hold the pen. If you push down too hard, you slice the muscles. I read that somewhere. then it hits. Inspiration, hard between the chest. My reason to live Ten minutes too late.

The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes You Make About Men
"The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Men— And What To Do About It..." Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Women Keep Themselves From Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams— And How To Make Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them. MISTAKE #1: Betting Your Love Life On His "Potential" Do you know any women who want the man they're dating to behave differently? Of course you do. And just like me, I'm sure you have friends who date guys who don't have much going for them or who don't treat them very well. Somehow these women always have an excuse for the guy's shortcomings. What's going on here? It's actually very simple. Women (and men) don't base their choices of men on how "nice" or "good" someone is to them day-to-day. Women choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Some women will continue to put up with a guy that doesn't treat them very well. Sometimes for months or years... But why in the w

Ten Mistakes Men Make
“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women— And What To Do About It...” Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women—And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... Free Newsletter And Download eBook -By David DeAngelo, Author Of “Double Your Dating” MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A “Nice Guy” Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. What's going on here? It's actually very simple... Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you.

The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes You Probably
The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women And What To Do About It... Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With WomenAnd How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... Free Newsletter And Download eBook -By David DeAngelo, Author Of Double Your Dating MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A Nice Guy Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. What's going on here? It's actually very simple... Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you. I rea

The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes
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Ten Million Tears
THESE ARE THE LYRICS TO A SONG I WROTE A COUPLE YEARS AGO. ALTHOUGH YOU CANT HEAR THE MUSIC, I WANTED TO POST THEM. He sat at the table, where they first met staring at the ring he gave her He re-winded his mind to the minutes before when he said, Will you marry me She looked up at him with a tear on her cheek and said, I'm sorry..But we can never be Chorus: Cause I loved you before and would've given my heart walked down the isle, said till death do us part, but time has taken it toll, on the love we shared and that was Ten Million Tears ago A few years later, he was on his way to work when he saw her. He said how have you been I heard you married last fall, and she said I'd tell you the story, But oh it's much too long..We said goodbye a few weeks ago The fairytale ended, and now I know.. Chorus: That I loved him before and I had given my heart walked down the isle, said till death do us part, but time has taken it toll, on the love we sh

The Ten Most Important Things
LOVE: The special feeling that makes you feel all warm and wonderful. RESPECT: Treating others a well as you would like to be treated. APPRECIATION: To be grateful for allthe good things life has to offer. HAPPINESS: The full enjoyment of each moment a smiling face. FORGIVENESS: The ability to let thing be without anger. SHARING: The joy of giving without thought of receiving. HONESTY: The quality of always telling the truth. INTERGRITY: The purity of doing what's right now matter what. COMPASSION: The essence of feeling another's pain while easing their hurt. PEACE: The reward fro living the ten most Important things.

Ten Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex With A Man
I didnt write all of this! Just so you know... I actually found this online and well added a few things .... I thought it was pretty interesting!!!! I'm so tired of only reading about what MEN are doing wrong! Hey LADIES! We are at fault too at times.. Well in my case.. LOL More then Half! Enjoy ;) You see a lot of articles about what men can do during sex to make it better for the woman, but there's a lot less information - and opinion - on the mistakes women make. So, to set the record straight, here's our list of ten things for women to avoid. 1 Expecting him to think like a woman We've all seen loads of books with titles like "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" which highlight an unfortunate difference between the sexes. Men and women don't think the same way - and while we're not going to get into why this happens, it's important to remember that fact when you're in a relationship. In general, men are not as romantic as women, they don't see romance as a necessary p

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The Ten 'Mafiosi' Commandments are: 1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it. 2. Never look at the wives of friends. 3. Never be seen with cops. 4. Don't go to pubs and clubs. 5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife's about to give birth. 6. Appointments must absolutely be respected. 7. Wives must be treated with respect. 8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth. 9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families. 10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

Ten More Random Things About Me
1. I LOVE MUSIC 2. I'VE WORN GLASSES SINCE FIRST GRADE (thanks to a nun for realizing I needed them) 3. I WAS RAISED STRICT ROMAN CATHOLIC although no longer am a practising one. 4. I PREFER WOMEN AS MATES (great reason not to practice catholicism) 5. I LOVE THE OUTDOORS 6. I ADORE MY FRIENDS 7. I LOVE ANIMALS (presently have two cats) 8. I WANT TO RETURN TO COLLEGE 9. I AM A PEOPLE WATCHER, AND I LOVE TO STUDY PEOPLE 10. I AM A FU-ADDICT (who'd have thought it?)

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Out for a run one fine spring morning in Central Park, Bob the Jogger spotted a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around, he stooped over, picked it up and slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. After finishing his run around the reservoir, he headed back to his apartment, pausing only momentarily at Central Park West to wait for the light to change. A blond standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh, my goodness," said the blond sympathetically, "I can only imagine how painful that must be..... I once had tennis elbow."

Tennis Balls & Toilets
Did you know a toilet can create enough force to flush a tennis ball? My sons hockey team found this out last season. While in the locker room, after practice, they (and not all the boys were involved and to this day, I am not 100% certain that my son did nothing) totally destroyed the locker room. And by destroying, I mean major damage. The 'trouble maker' of the team decided to put his hockey stick in the wall - several times, flush a tennis ball and an entire roll of toilet paper. I don't mean the rolls you get at your grocery store, I am talkin about the industrial rolls..you know the kind... that you see in public restrooms.. Yeah, the BIG rolls. Well, at 10:30 at night, when the practice was over, a plumber had to make an emergency run to the rink to fix everything wrong with the plumbing. The next day, the repair work was done to the walls and ceilings and the remaining rolls of toilet paper that were not flushed, were removed from the walls and ceiling. The team was no

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My home state is TN...I love it there, all except for all the humidity in late summer and the year round possibility of a tornado....I've learned that a person can be safer strapped to a tree in the middle of a tornado rather than be in a trailor...of course I didn't know the severity of them until I was 18 and out of my grandparents safe brick home...The weather is the ONLY thing that I DON'T miss from TN...I miss everything else, some more than others, like my family, my kids, my friends, including the ones in Hickman county that I haven't seen in like 5 years....I still wonder if my friend Teresa is STILL gossiping about her on again- off again, 15 some year affair with a guy named Eddie...I wonder how much Bon Aqua has grown, if any.....I miss the sound of a whip-o-whil in the middle of the night...Mainly, I miss the country life I used to live. Ya know...horses, chickens being raised as pets in the house, being able to walk off into the woods and being lost for hours, but yet know

The Tennessee Farmer... Roflmao, Good One.
A Big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on theother side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own. The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee . We settle small disagreements like this; with the "Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on ba

Tennessee Is Weird....
Here's how I figured that out... Tonight I'm heading over with a group of friends to watch a screening of Existo (www.existo.com) at a local theater. The money raised tonight is going to benefit a play that will be held there next month called Hanging Mary. Apparently it's the true story of a circus elephant nicknamed "Murderous Mary" that was publicly executed for murdering her handler in 1916 in a small town called Erwin, TN. I had to find out more about this. So I came upon this: http://www.blueridgecountry.com/elephant/elephant.html I told you.....Tennessee is weird.

Tennessee Farmer
A Big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on theother side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own. The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee . We settle small disagreements like this; with the "Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and

Tennessee
*Sadden* So- I am the biggest Arizona girl ever! Yes- I've lived off and on in Arizona. I've lived in several states, such as: California, Nevada, Missouri, & New York. Sunday February 25, 2007 at 4:00 A.M. Is the day my husband and I no longer live in AZ. We're driving all the way to Antioch, TN. To buy a house and have a great life! He has family out there. His mother and step-father. I on the other hand have no one. Except for my family 7-hours away in MO. Scared? Yes- Definitly! I know- no one! But hopefully I need some cool friends. Just someone to hang out with. If you live in Tennessee- Then let me know! Much Love- T'Kayla Ayanna

Tennessee Ten Commandments
Maybe this is the way to teach the 10 Commandments today! Maybe then people would "get it" and it wouldn't be construed as 'religious ed'. Tennessee Ten Commandments Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language.... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.) (1) Just one God (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa (3) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Put nothin' before God (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (7) No killin' (8) Watch yer mouth (9) Don't take what ain't yers (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.

Tennessee Trip
Hey everyone i just got back from my trip to seee my Dad and his wife and my new niece in Tennessee. I also wanted to try out my new camera. I took many many shots which i cant wait to post on here. Well the trip was fun. I love down there so much and i wish i could move right now. I feel like i can berath and the people there are so nice and friendly. Not too mention the scenery is absolutely beautiful. Well any way off to bed for me as i just drove ten hours in a Jeep, which let me tell is no Caddilac.

Tennessee Ten Commandments
Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language.... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.) (1) Just one God (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa (3) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Put nothin' before God (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (7) No killin' (8) Watch yer mouth (9) Don't take what ain't yers (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.

Tennessee Love Poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, "SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER". SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL". "YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU'MOTHER BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER." BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, "MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY".

Tennesee Football(you May Have Read This But It Doesent Hurt To Read It Again)
This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at County High School , Kingston ,Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod. 'It has always been the custom at Roane CountyHigh Schoolfootball games,to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country.' Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it 'an alternate lifestyle,' and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, 'safe sex.' If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a 'viable means of birth control.' If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as 'Earth Day' and involve students in activities to worship religiously and

Tennessee Friends
FRIENDS:Will stand guard while u take a piss. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " FRIENDS: Cry with you. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will

Tennis Elbow
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine s

Tenn Lay Over
Tennessee layover Well – I am back from Hazard KY and since it is a three-hour drive to the airport I had a room booked in the Knoxville airport Hilton. Nice place, Restaurant, Bar, big beds, room service and the worst internet connectivity I have seen. I am starting to think it cant all be bad and the crappy laptop is to blame partly So I go off to the bar and hang out. There is a Dr’s convention or seminar of some sort and I overhear them chatting away in worst cases they have seen and mistakes they have seen. They are a pretty tight bunch so I sit there nursing a gin and tonic when a very attractive woman, younger than I, Sits a few seats down from me. “I take it you are not with the Dr convention” No she replies and goes on to tell me she is on layover from Continental flight. Her next flight leaves in the morning so many of the flight attendants stay there as it is close and comfortable. We strike up a conversation and I start buying rounds, me with my gin

Tennessee Friends! Hell Yeah!
FRIENDS:Will stand guard while u take a piss. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " FRIENDS: Cry with you. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will

Tennessee
USS Tennessee BB-43 (1920-1959) USS Tennessee, a 32,300-ton battleship, was built at the New York Navy Yard. Commissioned in June 1920, she operated in the Atlantic area for a year and then transferred to the U.S. Pacific coast, where she was based for nearly two decades. As a unit of the Battleship Force, she participated in regular training and fleet exercises, winning the "E" for excellence in gunnery during the mid-1920s. In 1925, Tennessee transited the Pacific to visit New Zealand and Australia. With tensions with Japan rising, her base was moved forward to Pearl Harbor in 1940. On 7 December 1941, Tennessee was one of eight battleships present when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Moored inboard of USS West Virginia (BB-48), she was hit by two bombs, which damaged two of her four gun turrets, and was scorched by burning oil from the sunken USS Arizona. In late December, after temporary repairs, Tennessee steamed to the Puget Sound Navy Yard, Washington, for an overhaul.

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Tennessee Temptress
for a long time ive wandered around the lands in search of the meaning of happeness.there were what seamed close calls but never the fullfilment i thought would be there,i actually had began to think that like love happeness was some word made up without any true meaning.then one day i began talking to a casual friend and family member (l.d.c.)id had a rather close call and she came to me with just a casual get well and understanding but there was something more to it.i felt id known her for years or from a differant lifetime and wed just been reunited,not just meeting for the first time.well things went on and i found myself talking to her daily and waiting for the time she came online so i could talk to her.i never believed in computer romances but here i was,beginning my day and ending my day with her on my mind.well to make a long story short i fell in love with her and we began a more indepth relationship.ive been with her now for a few days and its been the happiest days of my li

Tennessee
So, i'm down here visiting my gurl charity.. having a blast i might add. i cant remember the last time i laughed so hard and so much. It sure is nice to get away from everything once in a while. it seems though i never leave the house and i'm always demanded upon. I ve been seriously contemplating leaving my home and starting a new life here in tennessee. things here sure would be different. sometimes different is good. sometimes life has a funny way of making us look at things differently.I was just recently diagnosed with being diabetic. so life has taken a sharp unexpected turn on me. Its interesting. eh.. i'm strong i'll find a way thru this tough time even if i have to pave my own way. sometimes it would be nice just to have it easy.

Tennessee Tornadoes
Last night I posted a mumm looking for good places to get immediate local news. Was freaking out a lil. The good people of Fubar rocked my world with news, info, and love. I can't express how much those who talked with me helped me stay calm. And to post a mumm with not a single slam?? Well that just shows that people on this site understand and care for others and that mummers know which end is up so to speak. Update for any people checking in... Still haven't heard from my son, however, my Uncle in Nashville said all is well there. I called my Aunt in Macon county and she says there is just devastation everywhere. A church just up the road from her was demolished. A golf course by her was demolished. She is driving at this time (about 11 am PST) thru Hartsville where Columbia Gas blew up and the fire is out but the devastation is overwhelming to her. My cousin's wife's mother lost her home while she huddled in a closet but is alright herself. She said it was just black and

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The Ten Native American Commandments
1) Remain close to the Great Spirit ,, 2) Show great respect for your fellow beings ,, 3) Give assistance and kindness wherever needed ,, 4) Be truthful and honest at all times ,, 5) Do what you know to be right ,, 6) Look after the well being of mind and body ,, 7) Treat the earth and all that dwells thereou ,, 8) Take full responsibility for your actions ,, 9) Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good ,, 10) Work together for the benefit of all mankind ,,

Tennessee
•"Crimes against nature" are prohibited. • Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction. • Driving is not to be done while asleep. • Dyersburg: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. • Fayette County: You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. • Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. • Hollow logs may not be sold. • In Jonesboro, Tenn., a slingshot used to be classified by law as a deadly weapon. • In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it, waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. • In Tennessee hollow logs may not be sold. • In Tennessee it is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish. • It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. • It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso. • It is il

Tenn. Event
Will be playing in Chattanooga Tenn. in a few weeks....this will be my second play in Chattanooga...upon, writing this blog, I am getting bored with playing the same material---which I suppose is true with every player until they have wrote new material...

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Tennessee Pride Aka Lori Ann Williston
Skies so blue...stars so white..when you arrived..all was right You looked you smiled you shot a glance...You made me happy you made my heart dance You gave me love you gave me life..you gave me you when you became my wife I gave you all that I possibly can..I gave you me and all that I am Together forever no longer apart..entwined the hands..and entwined our hearts I love you Lori

Tennessee Titans On Sunday Against The Miami Dolphins -- The Young Quarterbacks First Game In More Than A Month. Titans Coach Mike Munchak Said Frida
NASHVILLE -- Jake Locker will start for the Tennessee Titans on Sunday against the Miami Dolphins -- the young quarterbacks first game in more than a month. Titans coach Mike Munchak said Friday that Locker looks good and is ready to go unless something comes up between now and kickoff. "He moved around well, his reactions were good, just things you look for to see if someone is limited in any way where we felt that he wouldnt be able to play at the level he needs to physically," Munchak said. "We didnt see any of that. ... So all the things you want to see, I think the best you can in practice, we saw it. There is no reason to think he cant play at a high level on Sunday." Locker separated his left, non-throwing shoulder for the second time in four games Sept. 30 against Houston. The second-year player was cleared for contact earlier in the week and practiced the past three days with the first-team offence. The Titans (3-6) listed Locker as probable on the injury report, a

Ten Of My Sexual Secrets
My friend, Sexy_Vixen, who is very, very sexy, requested that I do this: OK HERE'S ANOTHER ONE BUT THIS ONE IS BETTER HEHEHE (my awesome friend Poetic Angel made this) IM GOIN TO TELL TEN OF MY SEXUAL SECRETS AND PICK TEN PEOPLE TO TELL THEIRS HEHEHE 1) I lost my virginity to the first boy I kissed, all on my wedding night. 2) I've been with a man and a woman at the same time. 3) I've had pictures taken of me having sex. Not sure I am going to post them, though. 4) I've had sex in public, several times. 5) Until I was 27, I had only ever had sex with one person. 6) I love giving head, but I had only done it twice in my life, again, until I was 27. 7) I've been with 2 guys at the same time. 8) I am bi-sexual. I guess that is not really a secret. 9) I can be very aggressive, with both men and women. 10) I can be pretty loud in the sack and I love talking dirty. I am not sure who should do this survey. Whoever wants to, I guess.

Ten Oh Five Pm. December 21 2006 (now.)
what an insane utopia it has become? these days dressed in wine and self loathing. one mouth slanders a whole life we watch and laugh but all the while the tides ebb and fade this utopian ideal was birthed at Time's first birthday. and it will die at Time's funeral. the switchboard has been recovered in the ruins, and new hands control our utopia. the explaination is in the news, in the lies of the mouth on the face of the world. But the changes reflect the faces of us who do nothing to sway against.

Ten Odd Things...
Yet another viral survey has hit the blogs, so here's my answers... Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF 10. I can not be defined, thus I have no replies to this. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. YOUR TURN!

Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the trut

Ten Pet Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these

Ten Puns
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boas

Ten Points To Ponder
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Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans
'1' Blaming your farts on me.....Not funny... Not funny at all !!! '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!! '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? '4' Any 'trick' that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. '7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth: You're just jealous.

Ten Peeves That Dogs Have
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. < BR> 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, I can and you can't, so you're

Ten Predictions
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The Ten Rules Of Ems
1-Skin signs tell all 2-Sick people don't bitch 3-Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing. 4-About %70 of the battery patients more than likely deserved it. 5-The more equipment you see on a EMT's belt, the newer they are. 6-There is no rule six, insert your own. 7-When dealing with patients, supervisors, or citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was the wrong thing to say. 8-All bleeding, seizures, falls will stop....eventually. 9-All people will eventually die, no matter what you do. 10-If the child is quiet, be scared.

Ten Reasons I Like Animals More Than People. (and Not That Way You Sicko)
1) Animals are honest. They don't know how to lie. 2) If an animal shits on you, it's an accident. If a person does it, it's on purpose. 3) If an animal gets mad, it bites you on the leg. If a person gets mad, they stab you in the back. 4) If an animal hates you it lets you know in one way shape or form. If a person hates you, they act like your best friend. 5) An animal can't exagerate the truth. People can't stop. 6) An animal eats only what it needs and the rest is scavenged by other animals. People eat what they want, throw the extra in the garbage and then don't help feed the hungry. 7) An animal will not hate a person based on the color of thier skin. People do it everyday. 8) An animal will wait for you by the door. A person will sneak out the back. 9) An animal instictively senses sadness and tries to cheer you up. People sense it and try to make you feel worse. 10) And the most important. An animal will be there until the end. Pe

Ten Rules For Being Human
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate someth

Ten Rules For Submissives
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Ten Reasons Not To Eat Pigs
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Ten Random Things About Me
1. I am a kind person, there is alot I will take befor I frag someone. 2. I have a dark side to me that I rarly let anyone see. 3. I'm a Irish/Scottish christian celt, and proud of it. 4. I have Hooters double D's yep....but Hooter's wouldn't wont me I'm to heavy. 5. I have a brother and a son with serious drug problems. 6. I am a grandma two times over at 37. 7. I FEEL OLD SOMTIMES. 8. I have been married more then half my life, 20 years. 9. I secretly wont to be a ninja and run away to the circus....LoL 10. I have a new friend that is the BOMB Love Ya Anubis

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4 chicken breast fillets 1 C. shredded cheddar/Monterrey jack cheese blend 2 C. crumbled corn chips or fried tortilla strips Marinade: 1 C. water 1/3 C. teriyaki sauce 2 T. lime juice 2 t. minced garlic 1 t. mesquite liquid smoke 1/2 t. salt 1/4 t. ground ginger 1/4 t. tequila Mexi-Ranch dressing: 1/4 C. mayonnaise 1/4 C. sour cream 1 T. milk 2 t. minced tomato 1 1/2 t. white vinegar 1 t. minced canned jalapeno slices 1 t. minced onion 1/4 t. dried parsley 1/4 t. Tabasco sauce 1/8 t. salt 1/8 t. paprika 1/8 t. dried dill weed 1/8 t. cayenne pepper 1/8 t. cumin 1/8 t. chili powder Dash garlic powder Dash ground black pepper Prepare marinade by combining marinade ingredients in medium bowl. Add chicken to bowl, cover and chill for 2 to 3 hours. Make the Mexi-Ranch dressing by combining all ingredients in medium bowl. Mix well until smooth, then cover dressing and chill it until needed. When ready

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Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 10. Always remember the compliments you received, Forget about the rude remarks. So........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you. And always

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF SOLO SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF... BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF CHORUS SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY OH WHAT HAVE I DONE HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

Tequila Head Slam
1/3 oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila 1/3 oz. Grenadine 1/3 oz. 7-Up Shot Glass Build the three ingredients in a shot glass in the order listed. Fold a paper bar napkin and place firmly over the top. Slam the shot glass on the table, bar, etc. Make sure the drink fizzes. Turn the drink up and 'Slam It Into Your Head' before the fizzing subsides or try to be the first to re-slam the empty shot glass to the bar in a 'Group Head Slam'.

Tequila Shrimp
Jumbo shrimp sauteed in garlic, cilantro, and tequila Great over pasta, or enjoy with cocktail sauce." Original recipe yield: 6 servings PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 10 Min REA INGREDIENTS * 2 tablespoons unsalted butter * 4 cloves garlic, chopped * 1 1/2 pounds large shrimp - peeled and deveined * 1/2 cup tequila * 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro * salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Saute garlic until light brown. Place shrimp in the pan, and cook for 3 minutes. 2. Pour in tequila, and season with cilantro, salt, and pepper. Cook for 2 more minutes. DY IN 20 Min

Tequila Lime Chicken
1/4 cup tequila 1/4 cup frozen (thawed) limeade 1 tablespoon grated lime peel 1 1/2 pounds skinless boneless chicken breast halves, cut into strips 1 small orange or yellow bell pepper, cut into 1/4-inch strips 1 1/2 cups sliced mushrooms (4 ounces) 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 1 16 ounce package uncooked spinach fettuccine 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese Mix tequila, limeade and lime peel in medium glass or plastic bowl. Stir in chicken. Cover and refrigerate 30 minutes. Place chicken and marinade in 12-inch skillet. Stir in bell pepper, mushrooms and garlic. Cook over medium-high heat 10 to 12 minutes, stirring occasionally, until chicken is no longer pink in center. Cook and drain fettuccine as directed on package. Divide fettuccine among 6 serving plates. Spoon chicken mixture over fettuccine. Sprinkle with cheese. Garnish with additional grated lime peel if desired.

Tequila Pork Chops
4 center-cut loin pork chops (each about 3/4 in. thick) 1/2 teaspoon cumin seed 1/4 cup (1/8 lb.) butter or margarine 3 cloves garlic, pressed or minced 1/4 cup fat-skimmed chicken broth 1/2 cup tequila 2 tablespoons lime juice 2 to 4 teaspoons minced fresh jalapeño chilies Salt and ground white pepper 1. Trim and discard fat from chops. Wipe chops with a damp towel, then press cumin seed equally onto wide sides of each piece. 2. Place a 10- to 12-inch nonstick frying pan over high heat. When hot, add 1 teaspoon butter, tilting to coat pan. Add chops; brown well on each side, about 6 minutes total. Stir in garlic. 3. Remove pan from heat (away from a vent, fan, or inflammables). Stir broth, tequila, and lime juice into pan. Set over high heat. When liquids boil, reduce heat and simmer until meat is no longer pink in center (cut to test), about 4 minutes. Transfer chops to a platter; keep warm. 4. On high heat, boil pan juices until reduced to 3 to 4 tablespo

Tequila
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®. Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®. Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Si

Tequila And Salt...
The text below was copied from Shannon Stewart's Blog This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So............If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the on

Tequila Recipe
I made this over the weekend & they were great, I think. I don't remember. Good Luck!! [1. Picture yourself near a stream.] [2. Birds R sftly chirping in the cool mountain air.] [3. No one but u knows ur secret place.] [4. U R in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world'] [5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.] [6. The water is crystal clear.] [7. U can easily makeout the face of the person ur holding underwater.] [8. c, ur smiling already!!!] What u need: 1 C. water 4 Lg. eggs 1 tsp. baking soda 1 C. nuts 1 C. sugar 2 C. dried fruit 1 tsp. salt 1 Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila 1 C. brown sugar 1 C. lemon juice First: sample the Cuervo 2 check 4 quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, 2 B sure of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup & drink. Then: turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 C. butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp. sugar. Beat again. @ this piont, it's best 2 make sure the Cu

Tequila-cured Salmon Tostados
INGREDIENTS * 4 6-ounce salmon fillets, skin and bones removed * 1/2 cup chopped cilantro * Fine-grain sea salt * 1 cup silver tequila * 6 to 7 large flour tortillas * 2 8-ounce packages cream cheese, softened * 1 teaspoon minced chives * 24 to 32 small pieces of pimento * 24 to 32 thin half-moon slices white or red onion (about 1/4 of a medium onion) * Lemon zest for garnish (optional) METHOD Put each salmon fillet into a nonreactive container; sprinkle both sides with cilantro and sea salt. Add up to 1/4 cup tequila to each container. Seal and refrigerate for at least 24 hours. (The salmon will keep for up to two weeks.) When ready to assemble the tostadas, preheat oven to 250 degrees. Using a 2-1/2 inch round cookie cutter, cut cocktail-size rounds out of the large flour tortillas, about 4 or 5 rounds per tortilla. Spray a baking sheet with nonstick cooking spray and place the rounds on the baking sheet. Bake in prehe

Tequila Christmas Cake
Tequila Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon

Tequila Christmas Cookies:
Tequila Christmas Cookies: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle tequila Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality. Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so, try another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and str

Tequila Christmas Cookies
Tequila Christmas Cookies: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle tequila Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality. Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so, try another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and str

Tequila Christmas Cake
Tequila Christmas Cake > > 1-cup water > 1-tsp. baking soda > 1-cup sugar > 1-tsp. salt > 1-cup of brown sugar > Lemon juice > 4 large eggs > Nuts > 1 bottle tequila > 2-cups dried fruit > > Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it...several >times to check the quality and it is gooood) > > Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the >highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. (I'm pretty sure it's high quality) > > Repeat. (Yes, it IS high quality!) > > Turn on the electric mixer. > > Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. > > Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. > > At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try >another cup...just in case. (Yes it's, uh, what was I checking for?) > jade: Turn off the mixerer thingy. > > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > > Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. > > Mix on the turner. > > If the

Tequila & Lemons
In this busy Christmas season.........this actually made some sense to me!!! This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving frien

Tequila Christmas Cake
Tequila Christmas Cake 1-cup water 1-tsp. baking soda 1-cup sugar 1-tsp. salt 1-cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2-cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it...several times to check the quality) Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best o make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or somethi

Tequila Christmas Cookies
tequila christmas cookies Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt