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Ugh Feel Like Shit
If I seem to ignore ya'll tonight its just my head is pounding...I was running threw the house today to catch the phone ,triped on Koda ( my lil puppy ) and slamed my head on the tial floor .I went to the hospital and recived 5 stiches in my freekin head ...Damn i hate weekends lol Hugs and kisses my Kodas

Freak... Or Not ??
ARE YOU A FREAK?? What constitues a " freak" ? Lets see what Websters dictates... Definition: difference Synonyms: abnormality, anomaly, departure, deviation, difference, distortion, divergence, diversion, eccentricity, freak, irregularity, nonconformity, oddity, peculiarity, quirk, straying, wandering Antonyms: average, conformity, mean, norm, regularity, sameness OR: Definition: abnormality Synonyms: aberancy, aberrant, aberration, anomalism, anomaly, atypicalness, bizarreness, deformity, deviance, deviation, difference, eccentricity, exception, extraordinariness, flaw, freak, irregularity, malformation, mutant, oddity, peculiarity, preternaturalness, singularity, strangeness, uncommonness, unnaturalness, unusualness, weirdness Antonyms: normalcy, normality OR: Definition: expert Synonyms: arbiter, artist, bible, big cheese*, big shot*, big wig*, boss, brains*, brass*, buff*, city hall*, connoisseur, czar, egghead*, establishment*, exec*, exp

Somthing New For Me!
Well I have,kept up to the idea of not fooling around and have done it! So Im writing sumthing just to write because I cant sleep. Why is depression so prominant in the USA?Is it because there are so many streses?like trying to be the perfect parent?or hubsband or wife?Is it because every household as 1 person in it that spends mnoney faster then you can make it?Is it because peoples kids are alittle chunky and we read in the paper or online that the states can start charging thier parents for neglect?Is it because we have to pay through the nose for gas or electricity because the rich want to get richer?Is it because when we try to have a good time with our kids,like taking them to the movies it cost 40 bucks just to get in? Hell I dont know,I do know that at times,Im depressed but not because all of these and many more reasons.I consider most of these and many more,being a part of Life! I'm depressed because I cant do more for my kids! And I dont get a good lon

For My Adopted Brother Warchild Love Ya!!!
Ok everyone I do not do this just for anyone but I am going to for this very sexy man lol he adopted me as his foster sister this morning so I owe him this much.. He is the best...He is such a sweetie and a very good friend of mine.. He is funny as hell and I think if you all get to know him you will agree with me.. Just click on the link below and you will go straigh to his page.. Make sure you rate his pics, cause he wants to know everyones thoughts of him. Show this great sexy man some love.. warchild@ CherryTAP I dedicate this song to you, just because you are one of my sexiest friends and I love Ya!!! Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Here I Am
Here i am, Beside you, I won't break, As the pain goes on and on, While she sleeps i cry, I'll cry till the day i die, I'll love you till the end of all time. Set us free, I'm crawling on my hands and knee's Break the tide, For i weep, While she sleeps i cry I'll cry till the day i die, I'll love you till the end of all time, Alone in the world, As we all toss and turn, Feel strangers in the night, to scared by fright, Whiloe she sleeps i cry, I'll cry till the day i die, I'll love you till the end of all time. There is sorrow, wait till tomorrow, A new start, a new day, As i walk away, While she sleeps i cry, I'll cry till the day i die, i'll love you till the end of all time.

Narcotic Sweet
Take these questions from my mind I do not wish to know them anymore Stop my questions of your true heart For I cry thinking of them once more Like my tears The questions flow Unlike my mind My heart knows Scars on my heart Healed by your kiss You fill my life With utter bliss I want to hold you close Nothing more I'd rather do While I whisper in your ear Simply "I love you"

Hurt,,,
Well here we have a bitch names Amanda aka Panda nasty ugly stink bitch from the bx,, well i came @ her like a women but she still didnt care,,, bitch has no self asteem and i hope she likes the taste of my shit,,, literally,, this bitch is the worst eva,, 21 years old she will get hers,,just thought all my friends would love to see what my man cheated on me with,,,,Well as far as he says he didnt cheat,, but this bitch made sure she said all she could,,, ill always love him,, he knows a real women and she is just dreaming,,, but hey life goes on!!! well i mean my x,, has been and thank god its been ova. im out,, and im closing this subject,,,,,,,, JUST CLICK THIE LINK BELOW TO SEE WHAT A BEAUTY SHE IS,,, SHES A BEAST!!!!!! http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/butta4uboo/yukkkkkkkkkkll.jpg

100 Question Survey About Me.
100 New Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked. 1. First thing you wash in the shower? my hair. 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Black, with red lettering that reads "REVENGE" - its a my chemical romance hoodie. 3. Do you like coffee? I have recently fell in love with dunkin donuts coffee coolatas. 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? fat. as always. 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? AIM 8. Tell me about the last dream/nightmare you remember having. I don't remember details but I was staying in a hotel with Mark (the one my ex fiance left me to go live with), and we we're making out for some odd reason... he said he liked me, but somehow in a twist of dream, I was back with Steven. 9. Could you eat your favorite food everyday for a month and not get tired of it? I did that once, chicken tenders... yummie. 10. What are you craving? blood 11. Do you floss? yeah 12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? nasty dinners. 15. Would you dance to t

The Question For A Father
what dose one say to there little girl when she asks if you will always be her daddy ? me and my ex are no longer togther and i think she is soon to tie the knot ! now im not the strongest man when it comes to her . and what do i say to the man that will soon be a part of my childs life ?the things i want to say are not the best of heart . i dont even know the man but i hate him already ! some might say im wrong for this but i realy dont give a FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! how do i warn this man what will happen to him if my child calls me and says ,,,,, Daddy he spanked me !!!!!!!! OH how my top will blow. ,or even if she calls and says he hit mommy ? how do i handle these questions ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? please help !!!!!!!!!!!! Hank Williams, Jr.A Country Boy Can SurviveMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.

Vote For Me Dolls!!!
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=494071&i=671775983 I am in a piercing contest (though couldn't put up my nsfw ones hehe) and would love it if you showed your support. You're all dolls;)

Winter Magic
The snow begins to fall Their flakes unique as time Slowly floating to the earth To begin their minuscule existence Late at night When the moon is full Making my way quietly down the stairs The door creaks lightly as I turn the knob What draws me out this late What calls my name tonight? A passion that I need to follow Perhaps a dream I need to find. The snow crunches under my feet As I walk to the open field Vacant and deserted The moon glimmers brightly On the sea of white Standing alone my coat pulled tightly around me I slowly look upwards The snow gently caressing my face Tiny frozen bites as each flake kisses my cheeks and nose Before quickly melting and vanishing away Closing my eyes Letting my heart wander To a place of serenity Suddenly the sound Of each tiny flake hitting the ground Takes over my senses Is it me? Does anyone else hear this? The sound of the snow as it hits the earth So peaceful and serene Turning I see h

Love Before First Sight
Love Before First Sight Night after night, Dream after dream I see her face as if it were just before me. I reach out and touch her face, her soft, beautiful face. I look into her eyes, her crystal-like eyes. I kiss her lips, her soft lips. Her kisses might as well been lethal, but I could not stop. Every kiss, like being reborn. Every kiss, like being saved from the grips of Death. Night after night, Dream after dream. Her form looked as though it was hand-crafted by the Angels on high. Everything about her.......was perfect. Nothing out of place, nothing to be called a flaw. Perfect. I wanted her. I wanted to be with her. I wanted to be by her side, because I loved her. I couldn't explain why I loved her, I just did. Night after night, Dream after dream. I knew she was real. I believed she was real. I wanted her to come into my life so i could be with her. I told her, "I love you." And she replied, "I love you." The words echoed in my ears like heavenly music.

Wheelchair Drunk Driver Sentenced!
Every morning I take the subway to work, and most mornings I scan through the papers to keep tabs on the dumb things our species is doing. This is what I found: "After drinking a few beers at a local pub, Patrick Shanahan's night ended in a police pursuit, complete with sirens wailing and orders to pull over his vehicle - his mother's motorized wheelchair. "I don't need a licence to operate it, I don't need insurance and I don't need licence plates to operate it" The 35 year old told reporters yesterday after being sentenced for impaired driving in a Brampton courtroom. "So how can I be charged with impaired driving?" The article goes on for a bit. The only important (and shocking) details afterwards is that Shanahan is apparently an alcoholic (no really!) and apparently has been sentenced for impaired driving before (that time it was a car). This morning I felt alittle less smug about being a Canadian.

One
Back At One Brian McKnight It’s undeniable That we should be together It’s unbelievable How I used to say That I’d fall never The basis is need to know If you don’t know Just how I feel Then let me show you now That I’m for real If all things in time Time will reveal One You're like a dream come true Two Just wanna be with you Three Girl, it's plain to see That you're the only one for me And four Repeat steps one through three Five Make you fall in love with me If ever I believe my work is done Then I'll start back at one (Yeah-ah...) It's so incredible The way things work themselves out And all emotional Once you know what it's all about, hey And undesirable For us to be apart I never would've made it very far 'Cause you know you got the keys to my heart 'Cause... One You're like a dream come true Two Just wanna be with you Three Girl, it's plain to see That you're the only one for me And four Repeat steps one through three

Lisa
Lisa, Hey, I hope this is your car, I’m pretty sure though, because it’s the one I saw you drive away in, had to wait a long time for you to come out. Look I really enjoyed meeting you the other night, well not meeting you, really, but the way you smiled when you handed me my drink… and that coffee you made was the best ever! Anyhow is that your usual shift? I’ll make sure to swing by on my way home tomorrow night to see. See you then, I hope! Tim ------------------------------------------------ Lisa, I saw you inside, but you were really busy. Did you hear me laugh when you dropped that mocha? Why were your hands shaking so bad? Are you sick? I hope not, nobody, can make a mocha like my Lisa. Ok well, I’ll try again tomorrow. See you then Baby. Love,

The Declaration Of Evolution
When in the course of organic evolution it becomes obvious that a mutational process is inevitably dissolving the physical and neurological bonds which connect the members of one generation to the past and inevitably directing them to assume among the species of Earth the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and Nature's God entitle them, a decent concern for the harmony of species requires that the causes of the mutation should be declared. We hold these truths to be self evident: * That all species are created different but equal; * That they are endowed, each one, with certain inalienable rights; * That among them are Freedom to Live, Freedom to Grow, and Freedom to pursue Happiness in their own style; * That to protect these God-given rights, social structures naturally emerge, basing their authority on the principles of love of God and respect for all forms of life; * That whenever any form of government becomes destructive of life, liberty, and harmony

Being A Women Can Be Great!
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amus

Empty
I spend a lot of time talking to people on here. I listen to problems; I offer advice. I'm the sarcastic and often disgustingly optimistic voice at the other end of the 'net, telling you everything's going to be okay. And sometimes that makes people think that I don't get depressed. Well, people, I'm here to say... I get depressed. I usually get pissed off at myself shortly afterwards, because my life is pretty kickass in comparison to most people's lives. But, still, I have my moments. 'cuz being single at this point in my life was NOT in my plan... and I am a planner, people. I was supposed to be living in that four-bedroom suburban house now, with at least one kid. Dealing with all of the problems, and joys, that come with that type of life. And I was supposed to have someone to share that life with. I'm a loving, affectionate person, and right now I don't have anyone to lavish that affection on. Instead I'm looking ahead to a future with no shared laughter, kis

Need Help With Titles
I just want you to feel Feel like i do for you I know thing are different I cant see how or why All I've done was try to make you happy Before tonight I thought I had you Just listening to your voice before It made me smile knowing you care Although your voice wasnt the same tonight You sounded annoyed or bothered by me And what i had to say, with only one point Trying to get you to realize I care If you dont believe me then look at my face When i say good night for the last time With tears in my eyes, running down my cheek Trying to remember how it was The only thing i remember Is us being happy and us loving eachother

2 Free Game Passes To Clubpogo For 5 Days!
I'm bored and as I was sitting here trying to keep my eyes open, I remembered that I have 2 free game passes for CLUBPOGO for 5 days. If your interested send me a private message with your email address and I will send the link to ya there. I don't think that it will work for this email though. Make sure ya send your aol, yahoo or msn. Thanks! Tracy

06/15/07
As you well know from previous blogs my father passed away April 11,2006 and my mother passed April 23,2007. Now if I were a superstisous person I would be on edge every April. Because not just the last 2 years April has been a bad month for but a few before were too. April 15th we think of tax time but I don't. April 15, 1972 rings a real bell in my head. I lost my best friend...my idol you might say. He had survived his time in Viet Nam during the 1960's. He was out and got married and had a baby girl too. He was 10 years older than me and I really think I was the little brother her never had. I looked up to him as the big brother I never had. He was also a friend of my father too. He would be 60 this September if he were living but at the age of 24 he died in a auto accident. Sure was a sad time for me and for the people who loved him. Hi memory will live on with me..all the way to my grave. 19 years later another thing happen to me. It was something I thought would never happen

Urghhh Men!
I don't understand the men on here. Why pretend to be someones friend flirt n have a laugh then out right lie about something that I can see on their profile?? Just when you think you've heard it all someone comes up with another pathetic lie I dunno why I let them get to me I have a life I have real friends on here that I know will tell me the truth even if I won't like it. I am an adult I know how I look no one needs to lie to me I try to be nice to everyone I'm told I'm funny if you like me for me thats cool just don't feed me your BS cause I really don't need it ..... sorry to rant but I had to say it and here was better than in a shout box where I'd get more Bull

I'm The Slime
This tune by Frank Zappa accurately describes how I feel about most people. I am gross and perverted Im obsessed n deranged I have existed for years But very little had changed I am the tool of the government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you cant look away I make you think Im delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozin out From your tv set You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we dont need you Dont got for help...no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold Thats right, folks.. Dont touch that dial Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin along on your livinroom floor I am the slime from your video Cant stop the slime, people, lookit me go

What A Way To Start The Day
I woke up this morning naked, lying on my stomach. My upper body turned slightly to the side, bare breast just peeking out of the sheets hoping for some attention. My legs were spread open and my pussy was already getting wet and begging for some love. I noticed that I had begun to arch my back invitingly. Waiting for you to come and slide your hard cock inside of me. Slowly at first, teasingly. You lean in and pull my hair slightly. I moan, please. You smile the slightest smile. You know that I am dying inside, waiting for you to fuck me. As you sit back up you drag your nails down my back applying just enough pressure to peak every nerve in my body making my nipples hard. I moan some more and begin to press my pussy back on you. "Please" I ask you. You place your hands on my hips and roughly pull me onto you as you thrust yourself deeply into me. I am trying not to scream out in pleasure as you fuck me harder and faster. You can feel that I am getting close to cumming.

Reflecting/poem/ In A Bad Mood
LOST Sometimes I cannot help but to remember what I ‘ve lost. There is no music playing as I examine the cost. So many things await me. Sins I will one day answer for. My soul is mostly black & yet I sold it like a whore. I did not do it because I was in a dire need. I walk my own path . In the End it’s me who will bleed. I have so many choices; Y et my hands seem bound. Somewhere on this road I’ve become lost. I need to be found. My choices seem reckless. Bordering [to you ] almost insane. I died a long time ago, darlin’ . You see the shell that remains. Like a lost treasure I am hard to find…So true. I walk through Hell in my travels. All ask is……Will you?

Part 3
He motioned her to give into the other woman now laying beside her. She put her hands on the woman's shoulder's and slowly ran them up her neck and rested them on her cheeks. She kissed her gently, sharing and tasting each other's tounges. As they caressed each other, he slowly crawled in between them, breaking apart their bond. Both women began caressing him as he leaned back in an euphoric state. She guided the woman to sit on him and move slowly up towards his face. He grabbed the woman's hips and guided her where he could taste her sweet juices. He kissed each lip and slowing slide his tounge in between them, spreading them apart. As he enjoyed his new woman, she straddled him slowly letting his hard cock enter her. She gently slide up and down enjoying each long stroke of him. She took hold of the woman's shoulder's and togther they rode in sync, moans of pleasure filling the room.

Some Men Suck!
Ok, to start this off,I met a guy online. We got married after a point of time passed. We were married for 5 years and divorced in 2004. It ended due to the fact that he couldnt keep his pants zipped around other females! Not to mention he started the affair when I was fighting for my life in ICU. Then, I met a guy off the internet and went to FL to see him, stayed a week. Upon returning home to TX, I find out he has had a girlfriend the whole 6 months that we had been talking on the phone, also as the week I spent there in FL with him. He and I are now friends (strickly friends!) Finally, this last one.....we were together a year and a half. We met online same as the last 2. We fell in love. We became engaged online (as well as offline without having met). In October (nearly one year since meeting online) I moved to AZ to be with him. He refused to talk to me on the phone, or meet me. Claiming he wasnt ready. Then I start having depression and anxiety attacks, due to being in AZ

Saturday Night Survey
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Last night 2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? waking up from a nightmare 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? eating 4. What are you wearing? Jeans and a hubby beater as always 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? irritated 6. Last person to say they loved you? my mommy 9. Do you have a crush on anyone? Who? yes...Shane, chris, dj, mark...hehe 10. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? depends on which song is playing 11. Do you have any famous relatives? no 12. Have you ever had sex in a public place yep 13. Have you ever madeout in a public place? yes 14. How long is your hair? Just past my shoulder 15. How many different drinks have you had today? 3 16. What have you eaten today? chinese food and chicken nuggets 17. Are you good at math? nope 18. Do you have plans on Saturday night? It is Saturday night, and I am sittin ghome alone 19. Do you

Sunday
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Upon this Earth walks a perfect creature, so pure, in such beauty none can rival. So perfect is woman in form and spirit. Her ability for love knows no boundaries. Her capacity for intellect, limitless. Her forgivness, is complete. Her love, beyond the dreams of averice. Her beauty, beyond the physical, from a dream does she appear and light the way for the world. One perfect creature was created in our world, her name is woman and life begins in her eyes and it is built, upon the purest heart. © 2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Public Ct Apology
i am going to apologize to all my CT friends for never going to their (your) page and commenting, rating, or fanning any of my friends on here. i work fulltime(40hrs a week) and volunteer even more time at the ymca playing sports with kids, so almost all my time has been going to that. again, sorry to all my CT friends and i will be on soon as possible to to all those listed above! thanks for understanding and talk to you soon. larry (dragged_through_thumbtacks)

My 1st Blog Ever
To Whom Shall Read This Current mood: complacent Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes I am writing this to who shall ever read this, and if i dont get any comments back than thats alright. Well I would like to start out by saying that I moved to Los Angeles to be closer to my child and get the Phuck out of the county i was living in. Yes i spelled the f word wrong and it was done on purpose. Well I moved here and iam currently Living w/my good and closet friend/Hair Stylists Brother. I haven't seen Kyle my son yet, but and i have talked an I havent told him that iam only 1hour away if that from him :) Yeah i know thats sounds kinds mean but hey when he finds out that iam closer to him, he will be so happy as for I am. I am here in whole new world where i don't know anyone from my past, and to me that is a relief. I have done some terrible things in my life an Some iam not proud of and wish i could change some of them. But i believe that i have done enough since my past that KARMA has

Reason To Host A Passion Party!
Get some FREE stuff! Have a really fun night in! Okay ladies(and guys)! This is the deal. Passion Parties is a wonderful company that offers the opprotunity to experience and purchase sensual products through in home parties! Products range from mild to wild and can also be purchased online! We have consultants in every state in the US, also available in Canada! I personally do parties in VA and NJ, also in the surrounding states(if it's not too far)! But I can set you up with a consultant if you are in another state! Let me know if your interested in hosting a party and earning FREE stuff!

Stuff
I've been seeing this meme everywhere. 1.WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Kind of...My mom fund my name in a book. A Reader's Digest Condensed Book at that. The story was called "Here Come the Brides". For my birthday last year, mom sent me the Reader's Digest book and the original novel the story came from. Pretty cool. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Yesterday. Pat and I had a HUGE fight. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING ? Nope...looks like chicken scratch. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey, pastrami, salami 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 2 boys and 2 girls, and one granddaughter 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? You bet...just so I could get thrown out of bars 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? What's sarcasm? 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yep...nobody is taking those away from me! If I ever get them removed, I am going to keep them in a jar next to my bed. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Not a chance in hell. 10. WHAT

Morph Contest
Ok, to all the people who like my morphs, or just are bored and want to help out a friend, I have entered the morph I did of one of my good friends into a best morph contest, bomb the hell out of it people...:D When I last looked I was 700 out of first place, but they are a big family, so I'm really surprised it's going this good and I honestly appreciate every bit of help that has been sent my way, thank you. If there is ever anything I can do to repay it, just let me know and if it's in my power, then it's yours. Love all of you, you are all great, and thank you for your support.

I Need Your Help Read More
WRITE BACK Hey whats up it's me,So or Somong! And I was wondering on your spare time if you would be so kind, come by, and help me pick my first single. It's simple just click on the pic below and vote by leaving a comment of what you think in your own opinion I got a nice response going and trust me it all helps so so much ;) !!!! thanks and sorry if this seems rude. Again thanks for the time and have a great day/night.... If clicking the pic doesn't work just go to my blog section and you can still help thx again. Free ringtones only for a limited amount of time so hurry up and get them while they are FREE lol's Once again this is saying thank you to all of your support this is Music ya'll find your escape!! 2book So feel free to call Ricky # 407.782.2771

System Bulletin!!!! Ooppp!!!!
well that pretty much sucked! we haven't had server failures like that in a couple months, i suppose we deserved it. ;) site should be stabilizing now, it might be a little weird while some stuff catches back up, but should be normal in 15-30 minutes. it's beer o'clock! -mike

Let's Try This.
Your Latenight Place to Party!!! Click the tag below and come check us out! The Hottest New Lounge on Tap! Come on yallll... Let's get a party started. Anyone is welcome. We Proudly serve Budweiser

Will You Give This To My Daddy?
As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could no

Inside My Head...
I've been thinking..... -Is everybody going crazy? -Love never wanted me, but I took it anyway -Sigh, am I gonna have to gun down romance again? -Pain gives me the right, to be unkind -Wishing you were here,...I miss you -Hmmm....Mrs. Right, or Ms. Right Now? -Why am I here? -Why are YOU here? -Searching for something to be... -Broken Heart, shattered dreams...somebody save me... -Here I Am...Now what were your other 2 wishes? -Am I going crazy? -Someone explain to me why being "crazy" is now the new norm..... -Do I like you? -Do you like me? -Wow, there's a cute girl... -Are you looking at me? -All is nothing, in moderation, it's a dirty feeling, that makes you stronger...well I believe,..I'm just plain tired... -Save me, and I'll be your Superman.. -You're the best thing about me... -Are you the one? -Am I the one? I wonder if someone is thinking about me? -I'd die to know you love me, but I'm all alone -I'm sick of wearing this damn hollow smile -Well, no

Welcome To The Inferno
ok time to tell you how i became the inferno and i guess i also gotta say why i got the name. when i was about six years old, i had a lot of issues then,my dad nicknamed me inferno because i took our family dog doused him in gasoline and took a match and watched him go poof.my dad walked outside just as i set the dog on fire,its pitable squeel were rather loud. i watched my dad coming at me his hand on his gun,screaming at me to put the dog out.i remember the tears flowing into my dad's course beard. i dont want to write the rest but i guess i have to cant stop in the middle of the story and leave all my adoring fans wondering what happened. so as i stood there and watched my dog die, dear old dad grabbed me by the hair and hurled me into the toolshed. i hit the wall and slammed into the earth beneath it biting a chunk out of my tongue. i screamed at my dad til he put the gun against my head. i didnt know what to do as dad pulled his cell out of his pocket and called dr. drake. "drake

June20th 2007
WOW............. GREAT............ I KNOW ITS TRUE......... Your normal high spirits are usually infectious, but today they're downright contagious. Use this happy, hilarious vibe to get others (including a new cutie) to join in on one of your madcap adventures.

Hi All
Hey all, juss wanted to drop ya a line and let ya know I am stil alive. I started back to school and my schedule is totally insane!! Plus with coaching softball, I am bizzy all day and night. But I miss you all!!! Ball season is almost over and i will have my nights to cathcn up!! Thanks for all the love you guys are still leaving me even thou I am not around!!

To All The Girls Who Look Past The Nice Guys
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your ne

I've Had 107 Life Experiences
140 Life Experiences. Body: Level 1 ( ) I have had an asthma attack ( ) Smoked A Cigarette ( ) Smoked A Cigar ( ) Smoked Weed (x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x) Drank Alcohol (x) Been In Love or still in love (x) Been Dumped (x) Been Fired ( ) Been In A Fist Fight (x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House total so far: 6 Level 2 (x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back (x) Been Arrested/Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested (x) Made Out With A Stranger (x) Gone Out On A Blind Date (x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (x) Skipped School ( ) Slept With A Co-worker/ team mate (x) Seen Someone / Something Die total so far: 13 Level 3 (x) Been On A Plane (x) Thrown Up From Drinking (x) Eaten Sushi ( ) Been Snowboarding/Skiing (x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace (x) Been Mosh Pitting (x) Taken Pain Killers (x) Love(d) or Lust Someone Who You Can't Have ( ) Been in a BAD relationship total so far: 20 Level 4 (x) Laid On Your Back And

Questiions For Ya?
1. Who are you?: 2. Are we friends?: 3. When and how did we meet?: 4. Do you have a crush on me?: 5. Would you kiss me?: 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: 7. Describe me in one word: 8. What was your first impression?: 9. Do you still think that way about me now?: 10. What reminds you of me?: 11. If you could give me anything what would it be?: 12. How well do you know me?: 13. When's the last time you saw me?: 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?: OH AND THESE TOO; -What Would You do if... I asked you to help: I died from natural causes: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got in a fight and you were there: I pissed you off: -What Do You Think Of My... Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Shoes: Voice: Humor: Choice of music: Mannerisms: Family: Body: Friends:

A Time
A Time There was a time When I thought you were for me. I saw no flaws in my choice; I guess I didn't see. You didn't treat me nicely Despite how I treated you. I cared for you, I loved you And that you even knew. I kept telling myself That you could change your ways. But you proved me wrong Every single day. I didn't know what to do then, My heart was already broken. You broke my heart and you used it Like some kind of game token. You gained satisfaction From other people's pain. You never even cared for me YOU DROVE ME INSANE!!! I realize now that its impossible To even be your friend. There is no chance left for me, Our relationship's at an end. I can't believe I never saw it before. What had blinded me? Everyone knew this would happen How come I couldn't see? I guess I was overconfident That this would work out fine. I guess I was mistaken, I had crossed the line. Things will never be The way th

What Kind Of Kisser Am I?
Merritt, you're a Romantic Kisser Whew, is it warm in here or is that just you? When it comes to kissing, you get your drive from the lure of romance. For you, it's more than a meeting of the lips. You appreciate kissing for the rush and for what it symbolizes. Long-stemmed roses, candlelight dinners, and weekend retreats to bed and breakfasts. Sound about your speed? You're a kissing partner who can go beyond the sweet surrender of locking lips to discuss the meaning of relationships. To really express yourself, you're probably one who's concerned with setting the proper mood. You might light a fire or take your date to a beautiful lookout before cuddling and kissing. You probably like to make a lot of eye contact, gently hug and touch your date, and talk tenderly about your feelings. While your intentions are pure, your intensity might sometimes be a little overwhelming. Don't forget that being playful can also be a sign of affection, and remember, sometimes a kiss is just a ki

Starting Anew
I have been offline for over a week. Did you miss me? I have had a lot of time to do some soul searching. A few things I know for sure. I hate being alone. I hate waking up to just my cats. I hate spending time just soul searching. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong. I have been alone for almost 5 years now. The knock of opportunity is silent. My heart is open to suggestion. But no one wants my heart. Plenty want my body. Superficially. I want to love. I want to fill my life with love. But it is so hard. So hard. I'm so tired.

What My B-day Means Evidently
Your Birthdate: September 18 You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause. You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too. Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others. You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress. Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities Your power color: Crimson red Your power symbol: Snowflake Your power month: September

Old Boyfriend
I had this boyfriend and he was the best we were together for 5 yrs and we were gonna get married. We had custody of his son, had a nice little family. Then drugs and alcohol stepped in. The drugs and alcohol ruined the relationship and our little family. Its been 10 yrs now and not much has changed for him, hes been in/out of jail/prison. Homeless and living on the streets. Hes almost died a couple of time from alcohol overdose. I keep my distance from him but when he gets a chance he calls or writes manly when he is locked up or in the hospital. I talk to him when he calls but I dont write. I got a letter from him yesterday hes in prison again and wants me to write. I do care about his well being and I dont want anything to happen to him but I feel if I write or continue to take his calls he will think I want him back. Ive moved on but he hasn't.

101 Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men
101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home. 8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend. 9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber. 10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning. 11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie. 12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat. 13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home. 14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds. 15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival. 16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the firs

Chance Vs Time
CHANCE VS. TIME Chance passes by, & in her wake A million stares. He stands alone in a corner, Watching her float from one to another. She noticed him, He had the Devil's eyes. Both of them surrounded by others, Are attracted to each other. A subtle game, Of secret smiles & stolen glances. The rest, Surrounded in blissful ignorance. Yet another walks in to steal the spotlight, Time crosses the room & stradles him in his seat. He takes her in, But the other is not forgotten. The claim has been made, But Chance does not give up so easily. With his stare, He challenges her to make a move. She smiles and complies. Telling him what he already knows That they were ment for one another. But he does not let go of the one, Who keeps him rooted in his place. The two, Time & Chance stand speaking to one another, And illusion of relation. Time confesses her Love, Chance smiles, brutal, secret His confessions ringing in her other ear. But how could they be

So I Calmed Down
Ahhhhhhh listening to the Good Life always makes me put things in perspective. I havent slept but two hours since I woke up yesterday morning. ok afternoon, what day is it again?! I don't even know anymore. I just am cranky and I cried a little, but it's gonna be ok. Damn, I was being a little drama filled....but it's all good. I am just frustrated that things arent working out in my favor no matter how hard I am trying. But, Tomorrow is another day if I ever fall the fuck asleep and I think I am going to be up all night..... For all you guys that have been here for me, i fucking love you so much words cannot describe So Now I am leaving you with my "dance with Andi in Columbus to the Good Life" song! Friction nightclubs, nightstalkers fast women, fast talkers loose lips, loose limbs the lovely loveless sunset to sunrise black dresses, black eyes tangles of tangos hot hands, hot thighs why can I never get you? theres a sea of bodies between us. I recall the first

The Old Soldier Speaks
The Old Soldier Speaks By Bill Walker Remember Me? I am the one that won you your freedom. I have been in the fore front of your battles to keep your freedom. I have lived a very rough life. Sometimes I have fought in mud, in snow, in rain, in hot dry places. Sand blowing in my face. I have been left to do the best I can against a foe that out numbers me ten to one. Some times 50 to me, myself and I. But we will talk about some of these cases as we go along here. Us old soldiers hear that some of you young people from time to time need a refresher class in American History. So us old soldiers are going to do the best we can, about telling our story. Remember me? I was at Bunker Hill. I was at a few other places along the way. One was that winter at Valley Forge. I was the one without shoes, without much in the way of food. Without a warm bed, without that stuff called money. But with a gun that maybe would get off a shot about ever minute if my cold hands could load fast enou

How To Stay Young
HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madam’s tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam), she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind, if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is

Thoughts As Deep As The Pools Where Misquitoes Give Birth
The army is still in a recruiting slump and I've been giving some thought to how they could change this. I think if they give the people they sign up a pound of marijuana they'd get more people from the gang infested and heavily violent areas in our country. Just hang around Flint Michigan with Marine recruiters passing a bowl. Looking from Crips or Bloods. It would work. They all have the same color uniform after recruitment anyway. Just give them what they'd want to get in. You've got a militarized populace there. Our ass backward corporate ghettos can easily supply troops for our country. They know how to shoot already as it is. Why not use that economic inequality. Just ask the CIA for a little share of their drugs and hey you'd have divisions of willing young men. A pound on enlistment and a brick a month. That would solve the waning interest in joining the military as opposed to going to college for six years for the master's degree required to get any job paying ove

It's Been A Fast 30 Years!
1970: Long Hair 2007: Longing for hair 1970: The perfect high. 2007: The perfect high yield mutual fund. 1970: Keg. 2007: EKG. 1970: Acid Rock. 2007: Acid Reflux. 1970: Moving to California because it's cool. 2007: Moving to California because it's warm. 1970: Growing pot. 2007: Growing pot belly. 1970: Douglas Street bridge. 2007: Dental bridge. 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. 1970: Seeds and stems. 2007: Roughage. 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints. 2007: Popping joints. 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel. 2007: Our president's struggle with fidelity. 1970: Paar. 2007: AARP. 1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine. 2007: Being caught with Hustler magazine. 1970: Killer weed. 2007: Weed killer. 1970: Hoping for a BMW. 2007: Hoping for a BM. 1970: The Grateful Dead. 2007: Dr. Kevorkian. 1970: Getting out to a new, hip

Angelic Princess
All my life I'v been on my knees. Praying to god to have someone come recue me. My prayes were never answered and I begain to cry. I could feel myself dieing inside. Then one day a rabbit jumped into my heart. The beating it was trying to stop it agin did start. She's my Angel of love. The Princess that had the missing paice of my heart. I wish on a star for her to be in my arms. To hold on to so tight. All through the night. To Kiss in the morning as I awake. And again before we fall alseep in loves gentle embrace. Dreaming together of our lives eturnal. There beside me with a smile on her face. Kissing her softly and touching her gently. Never wanting to be away from her warmth.

Hummm......
so i have been jumping over this cherry tap thing and reading mumms and things and boy...i wonder to myself what kind of people are out there ...... yeah....with that said..... i am having a great day no headache no kids crumpy and no one home but me and shelbie..... she is so cute .....went to kitchen and made a butter and peanut butter sandwhich and really wanted me to eat it. now....i know that mommys are to be so happy and everything when kids do something so nice and there are even mommys that would eat just one bite...so that their kids dont get hurt....... well no not me ...i would not touch that with a ten foot pole....so i smiile and said..ohhh honey mommy just ate i am full....and with the biggest smile on her face she looked at me and said i will give it to daddy.....you go girl.... ~smile~ she watches nothing but the food channel on tv and then tries to make things they make on there.....i love it.......... well all talk later chow~

Chocolate Pecan Delite
Original recipe yield: 1 - 9x13 inch baking dish PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 45 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup butter * 1 cup finely chopped pecans * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese * 1 cup confectioners' sugar * 3 cups frozen whipped topping, thawed * 1 (3.9 ounce) package instant chocolate pudding mix * 1 (3.4 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix * 3 cups milk * 2 tablespoons chopped pecans DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. In a medium bowl, cut the butter into the flour with a pastry blender or two knives, until mixture resembles coarse meal. Stir in pecans, press into bottom of a 9x13-inch baking dish and bake 15 minutes, or until golden. Cool completely. 3. In a medium bowl, combine cream cheese, confectioners' sugar and 1 cup whipped topping with electric mixer until smooth. In a separate bowl, whisk together chocolate pudding mix

Room
Her friend was sitting on her coach like a picture of misery. Her nose and eyes were red and swollen and she had dark circles around the eyes.. She looked like she had not slept for weeks. Karen had just poured her a glad of Whiskey which she drank up in one go. "You want another one? Or would you prefer a tea?" "Hm, i think would like another one but a tea would also be fine." "Ok, i'll go to put the water on to boil." When Karen came back to the room with a tray in her hands, with a pot of vapor tea on it and two mugs, she still heard the sobbing of her friend. Up to now she did not know what had happened to her. "Ok now we both will have a mug of tea first and you also will get another Whiskey but then i want you to tell me what happened to you ok?" "Yes." Her friend blow her nose in a tissue and took the mug Karen was offering her. She took a short sip. Then she let the Whiskey flew down her throat. The silky burning taste with the comforting feeling in her stomach after

Milf
OK, here it is. As many of you know and some may not. I am a single mother of three. I have 2 boys and a girl. Well, my girl is entering the 6th grade and one of my boys in kindergarden this year coming up. Well, anyways I have been through many obstacles over the past year. To make a long story short....my question is, what is the story on the "MILF" situation?? On a seriosus note, I know I am not a bad looking mom, but the whole "MILF" thing is getting on my damn nerves. There is nothing more annoying than "men" who think they are gonna get some ass because they think some woman is feeling sorry for herself. It may be because I am a Ny'er BUT please let it be known that, this woman can do for herself. I do NOT need some dumb ass man coming along that thinks I am some lonely "chick" feeling sorry for myself. Please do note ALL..this "CHICK" does not feel sorry for herself and I am a woman that can take care of mysel, therefore if you are here for that reason..do not let MY

As One
I'm sitting here thinking about you like I do every day. I'm trying to concentrate, but these fantasies of you, hold me at bay. I'm imagining how great it would be if you gave yourself to me. I vow that I would willingly drown in this sea of ecstacy. I can feel your body pressed into mine, caught in a tempest of fire, enraptured by true love that's so divine. I can feel your kisses on my neck, and the play of your fingers upon my chest, and I'm enchanted by the spell that you cast best. I can hear your sighs and the urgent beating of your heart, and I become undone, while in my fantasies so steamy and hot, we become one. by: Pam 2007

You Know What Sucks?
You know what sucks? Well... the Cardinals are right now, for one. But what REALLY sucks is how people in St. Louis drive. NOBODY'S cars came equipped with blinkers. They are an optional feature in the St. Louis area. I have also found that we have 5 million people in the metro area- and not one single person, besides myself, knows that unless you're passing- you shouldn't be riding in the left lane. I HATE ST. LOUIS DRIVERS! God bless xanax... without it, there would be a lot more road rage!

Love
I see your eternal love, A picture in my mind. Sweet thoughts of you that never end, A picture left behind. It’s been a week since you’ve been gone, It seems it’s been 5 years. But love will keep me moving on, And rid away these tears. I see your beloved soul, To fight this pain inside. Pain that one should not endure, This ache I try to hide. I fight away what the monsters said, I wish they’d go away. Putting thoughts into my head, I keep your friends at bay. I see your dream of hope, The dream you always had, A smile runs across your face, A dream that makes me sad. It seems my love you wont detect, A love you will not deal Or is it that it can’t effect, A love that is not real. I see your beautiful smile, It brings some life to me. Sweet thoughts of you that never end, Sweet thoughts of you that will never be

One Last Chance
a little voice whispers from the past haunting melodies played for me tears for the silly daydreams of old all grown up, with a child of her own still reading bedtime stories and chasing fireflies playing race cars instead of dolls and praying your dreams come true my son as one chapter closes another is opening i have no clue how this is all going to work all i know is that this i am giving a chance a chance to grow, my own chance to dream a time to move on with my life and take the chances i have hidden from a promise given... intent made known... to make something work and take our time to learn and grow the sound of my pounding heart is all i can hear with your words streaming accross my heart one last chance one last dance one last breath and i am forever your this chapter is ours to write so where shall we start? time moves us from one place to another like the tides moving in and out and when i least expect it you came in...and swept me away lik

If You Read The 4th Of July Blog You'll Get This...lol
If you read my blog on the 4th of July events, you'll understand this. So....Friday at work I got a good burn in on the Beaz-man...lol. We went to put my check in the bank on my break, right? Well, when we got back to my work, we went up into the garage to my car to get the estimate for the repairs needed for it out of the front seat. Beazil had apparently looked up the blue book value of my car and was spouting off about it only being worth $1,800, saying he wasn't going to dump $1,000 into a vehicle that was only worth just over a grand. I said at least the car was paid for and that there was nothing wrong with the engine, just the cooling system. We can't afford to buy a new vehicle. Hold $1,000 in one hand and no vehicle in the other and see which one weighs more, ya know? And he started saying it wasn't just the cooling system, that the engine was messed up too...and the transmission was on its way out. I told him I had just had the transmission replaced the

Dantetv Dirtysex (36) Birthday Music Trivia Contest Posted!
Kicking off my yearly event of insanity, here a selection of music clips for you to guess the song name. Each song you get right counts as an entry into the DanteTV online contest. You don't have to get them ALL right, but the more right, the more chances! Email your answers to contest@dantetv.com before July 27th 2007! Dirty Sex (36) Birthday Music Trivia Contest Anyone can enter! Good Luck!

Juggalo's R Us
we need to tell the market man that we need FAYGO, HATCHETMAN CHARMS, A TICKETS TO THE GATHERING, FAYGO SHOWERS, ECT Things like this that we Juggalos could buy for one another..help me come up with cool juggalo gifts for Ct...and lets bug the hell outta market man to get them for us...lmwcao later Majick Neden

Omg!!!!!!!!!! He Leveled!!!!!!! Thank You So Much
I just wanted to thank each and everyone that took time out to level him up. What seemed like an impossible mission when this started has become a reality. Hes got lotsa of love to return when he gets home from work.To all my family and friends thank you so much for all your help. Thank you for rating and reposting multiple bulletins to help get him leveled. You are some very awesome cherrys. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for meeting the level up challenge and for always helping me with everyone to level. Much love to you...BoooBoo SARCASM DRIPS FROM MY LIPS, I EPITOMIZE AWESOMENESS, AND I SHOWER MYSELF WITH PURE LIQUID LUST@ CherryTAP

Naughty Questions
if you wanna answer this feel free and just send it to my cherrymail and i will answer and send it back to you 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend¡¯s list? 4. Do you like making love or having hot sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?

This Is Going To Drive Me Up The Wall If I Can Not Figure This One Out
ok i can not figure out how to put a video on my desktop...i am trying to upload oone from a web site but it does not have a download option. How do i do this?

Sleezy Pottydoodle
OK.....take a minute and laugh!! MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Pr ofes sor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,

Calling
Your face is burned inside my brain I lost my way Your taste, a stamp flows through my veins The cost of hate ‘Cause you’ll never understand me You want me to stay You’re calling but I can’t hear you I’m not listening anymore You’re subject to falling but I can’t save you I don’t see you anymore The race of slowing down the pain, I found a way The pace of speaking so mundane, the sound of gain But you’ll never make me happy So I’ve extinguished the flame You’re calling, but I cant hear you I’m not listening anymore You’re subject to falling, but I can’t save you I don’t see you anymore And what you want me to say I’ll never say You’re playing the game that I’ll never play So what do you want from me? Now I’ve extinguished the flame

I Need Money!!!!!!!
It doesnt matter how much Eric works we are behind and have some issues.I dont want to work but I am going to this way I can help out with bills and so we have some extra money.I just wish things were better.

Until You Earn It....
You might want to have a tissue close at hand just in case.... Very touching story..... Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." She told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing, third period. By early afternoon

My Shares
I have been using Paintshop Pro for about 5 years now and enjoy making comment tags and sig tags. I have a photobucket account that i let people snag tags out of. (http://s94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/DawnsShares/) I went over to that account tonight and found over 300 tags flaged by photobucket that i had to delete. Once Mike (babyj) changes the name here i will have to come up with new tags or just leave the site name off the tags all together. So if anyone wants to check out the share images i have, snag them. Load them onto your PC as i might be deleting some. ***The images were snagged through yahoo groups, if you are the original maker of the tag and don't want it in my shares please contact me with the email addy listed on the site, Thx***

Not Trying To Be Rude Or Mean
THIS IS FOR EVERY ONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN OR RUDE BUT I KNOW THAT I HAVE OVER THAN 8200 FRIENDS ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND MORE THAN 3000 OF YOU NEVER RATED MY PROFILE OR BECOME MY FAN EVEN THOUGH I DID BECOME A FAN OF YOU BUT RECENTLY I DECIDED NOT TO FAN THOSE WHO DIDN'T FAN ME,SO PLEASE BE KIND AND CHECK IF YOU DID OR NOT AND I'LL RETURN THE LOVE TO ALL...BECAUSE I'M GOING TO START DELETING WHO EVER IGNORE THE FACT TO RATE AND BECOME MY FAN.. JUST CLICK ON THIS LINK BELOW TO FIND OUT ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ fubar YOU CAN SEE IT ALL HERE THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT WEEK HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞

Not Missin A Spot
Subject:Slowly, not missing a spot Slowly, not missing a spot let me lick down your back, all the way to your feet. Allow my teeth to bite into your meat, gently though, lLeaving very little marks, and as you arch your back, then I'm on the attack. I won't miss a spot cause I know your getting hot, and when I've tasted all of you got from behind, then its time to being in front, I'm feeling drunk from the taste of you, embrace of you and oh yes, I love How you go ooh and ahhhhh. I keep my face in you, every place of you; my tongue will probe not missing an inch, knee or elbow, your breast they heave to the touch I weave and my tongue won't miss a spot. As you lay there and I'm above you my thick strong dick wants to love you, but no i's not time, for I've Yet to lick the clit that hides between your thighs. "spread open your thighs" are the words you hear and as you do I see your pussy cheer, with a rush of juice that it held inside, it cries for my tongue and that first

Get A Dam Life Already!!!!
What you have nothing better to do.. Then to report PEOPLES images all fuckin day long ..... I know who you are and who just reported them right now..... And they are NOT NSFW sooo get a dam clue.............. You're just jealous because the women the in the pictures look better then you........... oh Yeah and because I voted as much as I could on your pics... But that wasnt good enough for you now was it????????????? Get a fuckin clue and a life...... I hate DRAMA... And you think I dont know who it just was who just reported my 3 not NSFW images????????????? LMFAO!!!!!!! Im sorry you have misplaced me for Some one STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes and YOU are UGLY, and have NO personality..... I think I will just go have a looksie on your profile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Start
ITS NICE TO BE AWAY FROM DRAMA FOR A CHANGE...A NEW PLACE TO HANGOUT AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS...I HOPE THIS PLACE STAYS FREE OFF THE LOCAL STALKERS AND NUT CASES...I FEEL SAFE RIGHT NOW..LETS SEE HOW LONG IT LAST... :)

Soul Alone
Let's burrow down to the soul. Past the crust and the mantle, through the outer core, all the way to the inner core, where we can calmly sort through the dissonance of life, or toss a cursory thought into the depths of the imagination and change everything. Let's turn ourselves into human drill bits and make the idea of going inside our minds as quaint and distant as watching strangers from a satellite. Therein lies a big part of the story, but it is a story with many parts. The tale is one of sorrow and grief, for no man is a prophet in his own mind. Yet that synopsis barely scratches the corrugated surface of this bumpy parable. Relating to the Byzantine complexities of this fable may be contagious. So putting on the spectacles of linear thinking in expectation of finding the answer to everything might signifiy inner blindness. My view of the world IS different, for better and for worse. I am naturally attracted to symbolism. I can find symbolism in even the most mundane of

Passion In The Stacks
hey y'all, this is the latest in an ever-growing series. at least a few of you are enjoying them so they will keep coming, so to speak. this one derives from an IM, role play session with an old friend. hope yinz guys like it, rate and commment, let me know whats good and/or bad about it. thanks. carl ----------------------------------------------- Passion in the Stacks ---------------------- Seems like you spend all your time here at the Library anymore. I can’t wait for you to finish your thesis so we can get back to our normal relationship. You’re not at your usual table, but I notice your book bag, so you must be close. I begin to wander the stacks and there you are. Seeing you reach for a book from the top shelf, I take advantage of the situation and sneak up behind you. I stretch out one hand, grab your wrist and pin it to the shelf, my other hand quickly covering your mouth so you don't scream. Leaning in close, I whisper in your ear, “Hey sweetie, I knew

Just When The Cherry Thing Had Me Going
You know..the cherry tap name was erotic..this fubar crap is for the birds. Now I can't get into the whole..bar scene because I'm at the Fu bar. Feel like I'm in Karate class not some bar. Peace...

I Want You ...
I want you.... I want you any time, any place,any where I want you fully clothed ,completely naked or any where in between. I want you in the bed , on the floor or in the grass I want you wide awake or half asleep I want you by my side ,on top or bottom I want you tied up ,handcuffed or free I want to tease you, taste you and take you to the edge and back I want you in the shower , the tub or the pool I want you to bare my skin I want you to ravish my body I want you to take what you want I want you to tell me your fantasy then let me fill it I want you to make me , make me hot make me bad make me beg make me want to give you sexual favors and erotic treats I want you so hot and bothered that you can't think or focus on anything else I want you any time ,any place , any way.

Trees Funny
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you’re a tree expert. Can you tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It’s neither, however, ....... .............. it’s the best piece of ash I ever put my pecker in.

Stats Of The Day
Just wanted to say thank you..You guys go above and beyond sometimes what i can even imagine. Today there was a trotal of 17 leveled through the help of all of us. Awesome job everyoneHope you all got some new friends and fans. The second Part of this is Im going to clear my family out not that i dont love them and not that they dont mean the word to me.Im going to add the levelers there that way im not always filling everyones bulletin boards with my post. So im asking for those of you that want to work level ups on a regular basis please comment on this blog.Just say add me.. Much Love and Respect to all.

Ldcf What Does That Stand For??
LCDF HUH,HMMMM,I DONT KNOW,THATS SOME CRAZY INITIALS.LOCK DOOR CUT FART?/DAMN I JUST COULDNT FIGURE OUT THE MEANING,I SAW IT ALL OVER CHERRY TAP BUT I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT WAS.THEN A FRIEND I ALWAYS TALKED TO TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GREAT FAMILY SHE HAD JOINED.IT WAS CALLED LESTATS DARK COVENANT FAMILY. WHOA I SAID,YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO.THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF DEVIL WORSHIPERS. WHAT IS ALL THESE NAMES WITCH QUEEN? REBEL BITCH?WHAT KINDA WOMAN CALLS HERSELF A BITCH?YEAH ,I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A NARROW MINDED ORPHANAGE AD HAD NARROWER THOUGHTS. WELL OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS I MET SOME OF HER FRIENDS,COME TO FIND OUT THEY WERE ALL LDCF MEMBERS,WOW I WANNA JOIN THAT I SAID ,I SEE IT ALL OVER.WELL I MUST BE REALLY DUMB .I JOINED LCDF AND I LOVED IT.I MET GREAT PEOPLE AND DID SOME GREAT THINGS WITH MY NEW FRIENDS.EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT . THAT IS UNTIL I WAS TALKING TO MY GOOD FRIEND TELLING HER HOW MUCH I LOVED THE FAMILY AND HOW GLAD I HADNT GOT INVOLVED WITH THAT DAR

Witches Brew Recipe!!
1 gallon apple cider (love) 1 orange (love) 1 apple (love) 3 cinnamon sticks (love, psychic powers) 1/8 teaspoon nutmeg (fidelity) 1 handful rose petals (love) pour apple cider into a large kettle, peel orange, reserving the peel, and squeeze its juice into the cider, discarding the pulp, tear the orange peel into 1 inch strips and add to mixture, core apple and cut into 1/4 inch slices, add to mixture break the cinnamon sticks in half, add to mixture with nutmeg, warm over low heat for two hours, do not bring to a boil, sprinkle with rose petals before serving. THIS SHIT TASTES AWESOME!!!

Do You Read Profiles? Here Is One Military Profile That Should Be Read !!! Plz
This is a Special Bulliton for a special person. This is to see how many people really pay attention to what is said on profiles. As a matter of fact you all know me well for the military spot lights. Well this is one, and a very special on at that. Please take some time to stop by Ricks page and pay close attention to what is said in his about me section. Tears were brought to my eyes by what has been said, and I would like others to know his story. Im doing this bulliton, because some people take for granit what military members do for others. Not all have it easy like you may think. Some military members get to do more then others. But all stand up for what they do. If it were not for them risking there lives for yours what would we do? Poisonflightledr~Pls sign guessbook n fan me~cmfederate bombers family member~@ fubar While at Ricks page please show him a little love. There are plenty of pics, and large stash that can be rated.

So You Think You Can Dance
Well, since American Idol is over for the season, I guess I'll start blogging about "So You Think You Can Dance." I got hooked on this show the first season, and the second season was so glad when Benji won -- his personality totally won over the audience.I love the quality of talent on this show -- it's amazing to see how some of the dancers look so graceful and natural -- beautiful! So during the audition process I was not too surprised to see some of the same tactics that American Idol uses in showcasing some strange and not so good dancers. Of of the most unique was a guy who called himself the "Gold Inferno". He wore a gold mask through the whole audition process. I felt bad for him -- he seemed like he had a mental illness or something -- and I wish they wouldn't really make fun of people even though they are a bit strange. Some of it was pretty brutal -- especially when the heavy guy came out to dance. He was quite heavy and when his shirt came up and his belly hung out it wasn'

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Come On...u Guys...
i am not askin to much from u all really ...all i am askin is to help rate my stuff my pix and my stashes...to help me level up..so i can put up some more pix and other stuff..so plz ..help me out if u r a real friend of mine...i been nice and i help[ out people when they ask me for help and when i do i do not get it back..whatz up with that... I will say this to the ones that have i ty and i appreciate all u have done for me..and i am giveing u all that have ..huggzz and lots of cherrylovin...and i am glad i do have some true friends in here...ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS IN HERE I AM GLAD I MEET YA AND GLAD WE R FRIENDS U MEAN ALOT TO ME...HUGGZZ TO YAZ...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO.. HUGGZZ STACIE....HAWT HELL CHILD

Myspace Bars 29,000 Sex Offenders
The social networking website MySpace has reported a four-fold increase in the number of convicted sex offenders using its service. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6914870.stm About time! We've got to be more vigilant on these sites. How can they justify allowing 14 year olds to register??

Burning Inside
you are as beautiful as the sky, i sit and wonder why, my heart does yearn, the flames inside do burn, to have you with me, to see what we could be, together as one, being together will be fun, to respect and love, to honor and cherish, never for our love to parish, wanting you with me, i shall get on one knee, to ask you one question, you know what it would be, close your eyes and you will see, i want you with me, our hearts will soar free, intertwinned as one, under the bright sun, the warmth of your touch, would make me happy so much, never will we know unless we try, knowing we will never ask why, knowing the love i have is immense, the ways i show it will be intense, it will be all good, the way it should, you hold my heart, i truely hope we never part.........

How Sad For All Of Us
We spend more but have less We buy more but enjoy less We have bigger houses and smaller families More conveniences but less time We have more degrees but less sense More knowledge but less judgement More experts yet more problems More medicine but less wellness We drink too much Smoke too much Spend too recklessly Laugh too little Drive too fast Get too angry Stay up too late Get up too tired Read too little Watch TV too much Pray too seldom We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values We talk too much Love too seldom and hate too often We've learned how to make a living but not a life We've added years to life but not life to years We've been all the way to the moon and back but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor We conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things We've cleaned up the air but polluted the soul We've conquered the atom but not our prejudice We write

Hi
It has been a while since I typed anything. You know I still have this state of confusion when it comes to relationships...I know there are at least three of you that if you were closer..I would not be so lonely...or at least you guys would give it the college try. I constantly wonder why the mean people end up in relationships. I have a tendency to take up too much time to help my friends...but, if that is a bad trait. I will keep it. Then there are the selfish people out there that are constantly making demands on others. And it appears they have everything. That is so screwed up. My goodness one of my best friends is like me...she tries so hard to do the right thing. She is always having grievances for it. Can anyone tell me why?

Family Emergancy
Im at the hospital with my sister right now. She fell this morning. About two hours later she fell she started cramping so we took her to the hospital. She is 5 months pregnant. Right now they have her hooked up to the moniters and are trying to stop her from going into full blown labor or miscarrying. I called her husband but he is out of state on the road and cant get here till tomorrow if all goes well. Thank the goddess he left his laptop and i thought to grab it because dammit id be nuts over here.

Things We Can Learn From Our Dogs
Run, romp, and play daily. If you want what lies buried, dig until you find it. When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body. When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Take naps and stretch before rising. glitter-graphics.com

Life's Lessons
If you can learn to look past another's faults, to take a critical look in the mirror, to forgive and defend the ones you love to pick up where you left off, to clean up your messes and lend a hand to another to clean up theirs, to obey stop signs and ignore insults to never expect more than you deserve or take more than you give to turn the other cheek and try again to admit defeat without labeling it failure to sing when you'd rather cry to take care of business when you'd rather play to listen without interrupting to admit that you don't really know everything about anything to take the smallest piece to suffer without complaint and laugh without restraint you have found a far greater slice of sanity than the greater majority of the world and you don't need anyone to tell you who you are; your character speaks before you enter a room and when you are alone, you remain exactly you because you are content.

"blessed" Poetry...
This is more of a poem then song lyric, but put to the right music it may be quite good.. "Blessed" by K.L. Scott 5/91 If I were the earth, you would be my sky and if you weren't there, I would simply die If I were a seedling, you'd be the sun and rain you would be the earth that holds me safe inside If I were a baby, you would hear my scream I'd cry my lil' eyes out 'til you'd come and mother me But I'm just a simple man, who's been blessed from above with the chance to be with you and experience your love Girl, I will always love you, as long as I'm alive Outside the gates of heaven, I'll wait til you arrive Yes, I will always love you -I need you constantly My heart yearns to be near yours, for all eternity...

What Dont People See About Me...
Damn, this was just a pic the picture quiz, and it is frighteningly accurate about me. Just, Damn..... The Part of You That No One Sees You are passionate, romantic, and emotional. You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it. You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out. Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable. Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there. You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

9 Jokes To Brighten Ur Day Lol
Number nine ~~~~~~~~~ A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "Sir, If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." Number eight ~~~~~~~~~~ A young Texan walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will!!" Number seven ~~~~~~~~~~ A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notice

I Offer True Friendship - You Got A Friend
Having true friends is very important. They are rare and hard to find, but when you do. You want to hold on and cherish them. I think these ladies sing it well. I am a big James Taylor and Carole King fan. I hope you enjoy this too.

A Glimpse Of Heaven
Do you ever lye awake at night counting all the stars? In hopes that staring into Heaven will heal all your scars The twilight pierces soul and doubt while you wonder what this life's about you dream of a day without tears,forgotten years,forgotten tears We never look to the sky anymore, or spend enough time on our beautiful shores solitude we wish to seek, a glimpse of Heaven can make us weak for the heart can bear but just a few burdens, until the soul screams wondering if anyone has heard them.

Throwup Productions Presents.....
fat guy on scooter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbzQTyOhTf4 Parody of Chocolate Rain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1eXhPFAJQY PuRiTy gets electoshocked (full upper torso) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfGlT4xk3hU PuRiTy gets arm electroshocked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1m2qhyOUU check them out!!!!!! more to come!!!!

What Vampiric Power Do You Most Possess
You scored as Shape shift, You are most like a Shape shifter. Can't catch you cause your already gone!! Come play with me!Shape shift69% Telepathy63% Perception56% Charisma50% Shadow walking44% Mind Control44% What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

08/04/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "The air here is putred and stale, I choke on it. My pain, so exquisite that I delight in its fury and welcome the sensations I derive from it. I reach for the light, but it evades my grasp. There is no light in my prison. The dark swallows me whole and deeper each day. There is no escape from this hell which holds me. Hope is of no avail to the bleeding heart. Destiny calls me, and I have fallen." © 2001-2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. :D Have A Great Day!!!

Poem
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''nasty sex po

The Constitutional Right And Social Obligation To Carry A Gun
The Constitutional Right and Social Obligation to Carry a Gun The Constitutional Right and Social Obligation to Carry a Gun Robert H. Boatman Carrying A Gun Is An Absolute Right The framers of the Constitution were under no pressure from the NRA when they wrote "the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." In the same spare sentence, they reaffirmed their historical preference for a "militia" over a standing army, and indicated that this militia should be composed of armed citizens – citizens of a "free state" whose right to keep and bear arms must never be infringed. Anti-freedom zealots, including academic invalids and the hypocrites of the mis-named American Civil Liberties Union, have stood on their pointy heads in tortured attempts to misinterpret this sentence ever since. Those of us who know how to read the English language have no trouble at all. The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. THE RIGHT OF THE PEO

The Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past And looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few Puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get A drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over And falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to The side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a Joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the River while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, Finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says.... Fuuuuuuuuck...

Update On Cousin..
She is still in ICU.. Now she has fluid around her heart.. But she seems to be doing better.. The nurses got her out of bed today, and had her sit in the chair!! Which is a big step!!! She sat there for about an hour... She has gotten alot of love from all of us and her friends.. And thank you everyone who has been praying for her.. I know that it has helped a lot!! She has a lot of pretty flowers to look at when she is awake, and cards.. She also has stuffed animals, which is something that she just recently asked for!!! So just thought I would update you guys on her condition.. Thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart for your prayers!!

No Internet At Home
Ok, folks here is my situation, at least the part you need to know. I do not have internet at home (again) So if I am online , I do it from work, off and on through the day, or I am at the library. And at the library depending on which one I go to, I have a limited amount of time. So if you fan me, I can go back and (try ) toreturn the Rate/Fan/Add when I get the chance. So keep them coming, I will do my best to return as many or all if I can. Thanks, Errol

A Fleeting Thought.
sometimes I get lost in thought, my mind focuses on the abstract, and I lose sight of what I first began to think upon. My gaze on this thing we call life becomes filled with haze, and I no longer feel anything. My life simply does not matter, and all that is around me just simply fails to exist.

Porcelain's Tropical Vacation Contest!(updated With A Comment From Porcelain Herself!!)
Porcelain is offering a Tropical Vacation to the first person who Rates AND comments everything on my profile. That means commenting AND rating ALL STASH, ALL BLOGS AND BLOG ENTRIES, AND ALL PICS. IF YOU RATE AND COMMENT EVERYTHING YOU WILL GET THE TROPICAL VACATION. I REPEAT. YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING LISTED IN THE BULLETIN/BLOG TO GET THE TROPICAL VACATION. WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE FINISHED, WRITE ME OR COMMENT ME AND LET ME KNOW. AFTER CONFIRMATION OF COMPLETION, YOU WILL RECIEVE YOUR TROPICAL VACATION FROM PORCELAIN. dO MAKE NOTE THAT SHE IS GOING OUT OF STATE FOR ABOUT 10 DAYS, BUT YOU WILL GET YOUR VACATION AS SOON AS SHE RETURNS!! GOOD LUCK!!

Take A Look
No expresion left on his face, emotions have finally faded. wish's life to leave with hast, because his soul is tainted. Hated for his opinions his veiws on life are open. sitting back, reminising hated for his every sin. the sparkle in his eye is gone, only tainted black remains. Wishing to die with the rising sun The only thing to end his pain ©2005-2007 ~vampire-of-fate

Show Me That Love I Deserve Please!!!
I HAVE TO GO TO BED PEOPLE GOT TO WORK TILL 7 TOMORROW BUT SURELY I CAN WIN THIS CONTEST WITH AS MANY PEOPLE I HAVE HAS FRIENDS AND FANS AND ALL... SO SHOW ME THE LOVE AND I WILL RETURN IT.... OK ALL I HAVE TO GET TO BED BUT DONT FORGET TO GO COMMENT BOMB THE HELL OUTTA MY PIC IN THE BEST CLEAVAGE AND BREAST CONTEST ;-)!! HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN HUGS AND KISSES SWEET DREAMS :-) MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL

Intermission (last One For Tonight)
The sun begins to set as I come back into bed, still rubbing my wrists, released minutes before. stretching out on my back next to you, your eyes almost glazed over, the way they do when you are plotting, i wonder what you have in store for this evening. suddenly, you turn your head to meet my gaze, asking, will you will be a good girl tonight? i roll towards you, half on top of you, that depends, i answer, giggling, do you want me to obey, or - biting your lip, playfully - would you rather punish me? you respond with a wink, and a quiet but sincere, oh, you will obey. and you know i will... i let myself fall back onto the bed, my body still tired and oversensitive, i feel your fingers trail across my inner thigh, my hips move involuntarily. you know i have no control after release, you continue to run your fingers up and down my thigh, sending shivers through me, my pussy clenching in anticipation, though i thought i was completely satiated. gently, your

Alright I Have Had Enough
I am really not liking ft. jackson... I am no where close of being healed to get to where i need to be.... I am taking my ait classes hooah!!! i am tired.. I am missing my kids something feirce needing sex something horrid... lol.... and no telling what else...

Funny E-mail
funny email Current mood: amused Category: Friends this is funny... i just received this through another e-mail account of mine.... A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be." "Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me." ; "Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up." "Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver." "Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to r

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i just haven't been in the mood for shows these past couple days but don't worry, they are coming... if you haven't figured it out yet, my personal homepage is sinamynlee.com so feel free to check it out ;)

August 17th 2006 Is The Day That I Was Raped
August 17th 2006 is the day that I was raped! And the asshole that raped me never spent one single day in jail for what he did to me! So0o if you could all help me by takin a minute to think about and pray for all the other rape survivors in the world, I would appreciate it. And if you have a purple ribbon..wear it. Or even a purple shirt or some sort of purple jewelry!!

Nsfw?
my picture was marked as NSFW the whole Fubar is full of really more NSFW pics and this one was more arty rather than NSFW, don't u think? ah well, so i have nsfw pic now... here's the pic u can leave some rates and comments clicking on the pic, if u like. thanks

Sexiq146
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Purina Diet (too Funny!)
THE PURINA DIET! FUNNY Body: I have a Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Duh!) On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'

Looking For People To Join My Lounge,widowmaker's Web
I'm looking for bar tenders security etc.for my lounge,Widowmaker's Web,it is a place where u can kick back,have a few and talk about wrestling,harleys,music,whatever u want to,and remember,what happens at the Web,stays at the Web! If Interested,send me a shout or a pm!then friend me!I have a new pardner in crime so to speak,thanks Kell!your adorable and half owner of the Web!

Just The Blues
Love rescue me Come forth and speak to me Raise me up and dont let me fall No man is my enemy My own hands imprison me Love rescue me Is there anything that holds deeper thought and releases more passion than the blues? A blues lyric of only two words could say more than you could write in an an entire dictionary. Bass lines roll though your heart like a freight train, a voice full of emotion crying a message about life, the tickle of ivories and the tight clutch of a brass section, all lead by the beat of almost subliminal drums, whips marks across your back like a cruel slave master. The Blues is like a poltergeist, the presence of which freezes you motionless, as it runs it's fist down your tightened throat, grabs your heart and bites down hard. It grips your entire body so tight that your breathing changes, and so gentle that your body sways to the beat. There's not a solvent strong enough to get it off you or a drug powerful enough to get it out of you. The Blues is the

My College Senior Year Just Started
Well, bought a 1997 Dodge Stratus this weekend to help me get to here, there, and everywhere after my van (1985 at that) died on me. I felt bad that my girlfriend was driving my van when it went out, because it lasted me quite a while (350K miles, Los Angeles to Wichita 3x as well).... Other than that, got my books, found out that at least one of my college professors is a hippy love therapist (no, not exaggerating) and this week will be a good test to get my weekly school schedule under way. Got accepted into a graduate level scholars program as well, and have to hit the books to get a thesis outline to my mentor already! Football is under way, and a big UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) clash meets next weekend, which I am hooked like glue on... Anyone else start college this week? L8er and thanks for your time! ~SkyDreams

Gone By Sept 1
My goal is to be off of Fubar by Sept. 1 If any of you would like to keep in contact with me, please email me ASAP at happybunny65@gmail.com. I want to make sure everyone who wants to remain online buddies has an opportunity to let me know if they want to keep in touch, here's your opportunity! Going once... Thanks to those who regularly kept in touch through fubar. To everyone, I hope you have a great life! Hugs, Retro/Trish

Yay
ok So, My name's Joy im a singer a little metal band called sinister . Im a pretty go with the flow kinda girl and i love to drink. here's a song im working on right now tell me what you think. LOVE, LUST, OBSESSION?- I let you back in then you left and ran away with my heart it was total theft The taste of you flesh is all that i crave the madness and insanity from it will lead me straight to my grave Denying me day after day I hate you so much but i love you is all i can say If i cant have you then no one else can i'll take what i cant have my wish, is my demand you fucked me over and raped my mind i want your disease all the time My human instincts have now turned canabalistic not caring to be your puppet anymore im sick of your shit So let's turn the tables it's your turn to fall I'll destroy whats left of you heart and mind then watch your skin crawl so i kicked her limp body as i watched her lye in the mud laughing manicaly at th

This Is A Poem I Write To My Brother And Sister-in-law That Was Decicated To My Nephew ~ Whom Was Born This Morning:)
So your baby is here! What joy and what pleasure! Now your life is expanding, To make room for this treasure. A darling newcomer To have and to hold-- His smiles are more precious Than silver or gold. He'll demolish your schedule Though he's helpless and small; he'll make his needs known, And he'll rule over all. See, a new parent's work Is just never quite done, But you'll never mind, 'Cause it's all so much fun. When you hear her cute giggle You'll start "aahing" and "oohing," And he'll soon reply back By "ga ga" and "goo gooing." Those big innocent eyes See a world strange and new; To make sense of it all he'll look only to you. So cherish this time Of miraculous things-- The excitement and wonder That a new baby brings

Marking My Shit Nsfw
i know some of it may be nsfw, and thats fine. but for the friends who are marking up my shit nsfw, id like you to leave my friendlist, cause you suck. if your at work, try doing your fucking job and not hanging around fubar looking at my shit. for real, go away before you make me delete everyone else just to get at you. or i make all my cool shit private. fuckshits.

Beer Butt Chicken
Chili powder and cayenne pepper add zip this easy barbeque recipe. Ingredients: 2 whole chickens, about 3 lbs each 1 tbsp paprika 2 tsp chili powder 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp salt 1 tsp black pepper 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper 1/2 tsp garlic powder 1 tbsp packed brown sugar 2 12 oz cans beer 1 small onion, diced 2 cloves garlic diced Directions: Trim chickens of any excess fat. Rinse inside and out and pat dry. In a small bowl, combine paprika, chili powder, oregano, salt, black and cayenne peppers, garlic powder, and brown sugar; mix well. Run about a teaspoon of the mixture on the inside of each chicken. Rub the remaining mixture over the surface of the chickens. Open beers and pour off about half of the beer; Stuff the onion and garlic into the cans. Ease the chickens over the beer cans, feet down, until chickens are resting on the cans and their legs. The beer cans must remain upright at all times. Scatter a handful of soaked hickory chips over hot charcoal that has ashed over.

Give Me That Sexxy Salute~free 7 Day Blast!!
Starting Sept 1st, I will be doing a "Sexiest Salute" Contest. Thanx to Bugsy Malone for giving me the Idea..Sooo..Bugsy my friend you automactically get a Free 7 day blast from me :D Thank-you for the great Idea! bugsy_malone@ fubar Anyone can join, All my rules are that you make your sexiest Salute..And your membership I.D.(your membership number) HAS to be on the Salute..So we know its Not a Fake, ONLY real people can do this Contest. If you want to start sending them to me now, thats fine..But the Contest actually doesnt Start til Sept 1st! Thanks All Sherry

You Don't Mess With Mine
I SIT HERE THINKING ABOUT ALL THIS STUPID SHIT, AND FOR VERY LONG I WON'T BE ABLE TO TOLERATE IT, HE THREATEND SHIT BEFORE AND MORE LESS I LET IT SLIDE, BUT IF HE WOULD EVER HURT YOU I WOULD TAKE HIS HYDE, YOU ARE MY BABYDOLL AND WIFE STRONG AND TRUE, AND BELIEVE IT HUNEY I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE HURT YOU, YOU ARE MY HEART AND SOAL AND VERY DEAR IN MY LIFE, AND I WILL BE VERY PROUD TO CALL U MY WIFE.

You Bet You Bunns
I think if I had paid attention all these years, and documented conversations, my grandmother could be the basis of a really good sitcom. About 40 of us gathered at her house this week to celebrate her birthday. I was one of the last to get there and she immediately asked me if wanted coffee. I followed her in the kitchen where she poured out enough water to make 2 cups and added it to her Bunn coffee maker. I said to her, "Might as well make a full pot grandma." and she replied, "No, I'll just need a cup in the morning." I just shook the oddity off because everyone was grabbing me, wanting to say hello. The Bunn coffee makers have a reservoir of something over a full pot which stays heated all the time. When you add cold water, the amount you add comes out hot instantly, and the cold you just added stays in the reservoir getting hot for the next pot. So later on, my sister arrived and again, grandma lead her to the coffee pot and was about to add another two cups. She asked me i

Hrmm
I hear the shower shut off just as I finish preparing, the candles are lit and flickering, just need to hit play for the music. You walk out of the bathroom, a towel wrapped around you and your damp hair hanging over one shoulder as you use another towel to dry it. You walk into the bedroom to find me standing there waiting your arrival, all I wear is pajama bottoms. The ballads playing softly, candles flickering, I wrap my arms around you and kiss you deeply as we say to the music. You unwrap your towel and it falls to the floor, exposing your slender body, you press yourself against me as we continue to sway with the music. Your soft skin sending tingles through me, your scent I breathe in to the very depths of my core, this is a very special night. We work our way to the bed, continuing to kiss passionately, not frenzied or lustfully but, in a passionate loving way. We lay on the bed, our lips never parting; your arms wrapped around me, the candles continue to flicker as the music

3 Keys To Meeting Women
Most men think there's a magic word they can say to get a woman to talk to them. while there is no such "magic word," there are three keys to communicating with a woman that work every single time. This is not earth-shattering stuff. What I'm about to teach you is a simple approach that has worked every single time I or one of my students have used it. Here are the three simple steps to communicating with a woman: Step 1: Observe What She Is Doing. Take the example of a woman standing behind you in line at the supermarket unloading her groceries. What is she putting on the conveyor belt? If she's behind you in line at Starbucks, what is she ordering? What is she eating? Notice everything she's doing. Let the environment give you something to say. Most guys think of something to say that's so random it makes absolutely no sense in a woman's mind. Women actually make fun of these guys and say, "You won't believe what he actually came over and said to me." Step 2: Act on the Observat

Great Retard - Please Read
Fubar - great place to meet retard farm boys ->shelleyand...: only thing you have ever killed is spelling ........ shelleyand...: thats y i kill u fucks ->shelleyand...: lol, there are 1.1 billion Muslims, so they are all terrorists to are they you idiot, scum like you, farm boy'S know nothing shelleyand...: u are a camel humper lmao shelleyand...: they all are ->shelleyand...: lol, a terrorist ? you fucking retard, you really are fucking dumb, not every person in Arabic dress is a terrorist lol, it Robert Mugabe you stupid fuck ->shelleyand...: but when you are as fucking ugly as you are a camel would be an improvement shelleyand...: ya ok thats y i passd ur profile on to the FBI because u have a pic of a terrorest on ur page it is eleagle to have so 1 day u might have some one knock on ur door ok dick head ->shelleyand...: p.s. if that was what i had to fuck, i am not surprised you go looking for pussy, i could not get it up to fuck her i don't think, rather have a camel

Fantasy Tale
My fantasy cave to which I will escape is the one found on my page. This cave is beautiful and hidden away from my world as it is today. I can go into my cave and be relaxed and free. Peering out on a place that I wish to be. No worries, no stress, no loss, no grief. Me and my treasures...and you my friend. We can go sailing at will on my little boat. Or sit on the shore and pick up pretty stones. Across the mighty ocean maybe we'd float. Laughing and sunning...just having fun. Away from the troubles of life. Just for a moment, just for a moment. Perfect is my fantasy cave. Come and join me inside if you can spare me some time. We can just talk if you want or we can go for a ride. The water is warm would you like to go swim? As the sun sets, we can look out through the opening and grin. It is beautiful when the gold starts meeting the blue, pinkare the clouds with sometimes an orange hue. We'd start us a fire...get all cozy warm. Tell stories and laugh...stay up until dawn. Of course i

Our Fubar Wedding
You Are Invited To The Wedding Of: Ophanim "BLS Mafia SDMF" Ophanim "BLS Mafia SDMF" Fubance to *Splash*@ fubar & ~*Splash*~New Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~DSC~ ~*Splash*~New Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~DSC~Fubancee To Ophanim "BLS Mafia SDMF"@ fubar When: Tonight...Monday August 27th 2007 @ 10 PM (CST) Where: House of Dreams Lounge http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=7431 Please Come and Share This Special Moment... I made this Flash Music Player at MyFlashFetish.com.

Food
Food, like eating, is a powerful image. Foods may be scenery, or may be central images in the dream. Who prepared the food can also be an important detail to understanding what it means. For example, if there is a bowl of potato salad like Aunt Sally used to make and she has been dead for two years, Aunt Sally, or her personal influence, may be important to dream insights. Excessive amounts of food may herald fertility, gluttony, or wealth. (How did the excessive food get into the dream and how did people in the dream react to its presence?) It may be that you or others have divergent views of what constitutes excess or gluttony. Provision and fertility often go hand-in-hand: You may dream of needing more food than another because you believe you have additional responsibilities. It may be that the food was acquired simply because the means existed to acquire it-this can mean wealth or benevolence, depending on what becomes of the food. Fresh food may be a sign of renewal. This c

Weird Day
it's been a weird day, i get up and get ready to go to work, go out to get in my jeep, i got the top and the doors off, and there's a huge teddy bear propped up in the passenger seat holding a giant heart that say's i love you,. haahaha, so apparently i got a secret admirer, nice start to the day. so i get to work and am talking to this guy that got hired not to long ago, we're bs'ing about this and that, tell him i'm from the mitten and he's like cool, asked me if i knew about esham! so i get excited, not many people out here or outside of the d know about esham and natas. so i start going off, hell yeah i know esham, natas, and ask him how about the dayton family? say's oh i never heard them. wtf? esham and natas have put out way more records, but dayton fam hit it a lil bigger, esham and natas were more underground so that kinda struck me weird, a bunch of other little stuff happened tonight that was way weird, i blame it on the moon, for those of us on the west side of the u.s, we

Dale Jr Seems Tired Of The Shit
I have always been a Dale Jr fan because of his driving and his personality. I think it was in 2005 that he had won a race and during the post race interview he said the word shit… not in anger or in vengeance , but in excitement. He was fined both points and money and eventually the loss of the points took him out of the chase. It was at that time that NASCAR mandated a 5 second audio delay. I was very angered by the situation and its effects, I felt that it was NASCARS fault not Jr’s. First why didn’t NASCAR have the audio delay in effect long before that, there is commentators fallowing the drivers all over the place except the rest room, sticking a microphone in their face and asking the all sorts of dumb questions. What did they expect, they couldn’t see the potential for that to happen?? A driver has just spent three or more hours doing about 200 mph and they put a microphone in his face even before he’s out of the car…if it was me they would probably hear a lot more

Lamb Of God And Atlanta
Huh? twat did you say i cunt hear you.. Your damn right i can't hear a fuckin thing. Best metal show ever... Behemoth was fuckin awesome.. 3 inches of blood was aight ... Hate breed got me off my feet.. But...Lamb of God RAWWWWWWWWWKD. I lost my voice and my neck hurts and it's all b/c LOG... OMERTA!!!!!!!

The One
WOW, YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE AND JUST COMPLETLY FALL FOR THEM....IVE GOT THESE FEELINGS THAT ARE SO FREAKING STRONG IT JUST TAKES CONTROL OF EVERYTHING...IM TOTALLY INTO THE DEEP END HERE...ITS JUST LIKE WHOA....I CANT EVEN FIND THE RIGHT WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS...ALITTLE SOMETHING FOR NOW~~~TRUELY~MADLY~DEEPLY~I REALLY HOPE THIS COULD BE IT THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE...WE JUST CLICK...YOU KNOW LIKE THE PEANUT TO MY BUTTER....JUST RUNNING CIRCLES IN MY HEAD....

A Very Special Message
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other Students in the room on two sheets of paper, Leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, And as the students left the room, Each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, The teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, And listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, The entire class was smiling. "Really?" She heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" And, "I didn't know others liked me so much," Were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise

What Creature Am I
You scored as fallen angel, You are a fallen angel. You once were a chosen one by God and then were disowned by him after being seduced by Satan. You now hate everyone who is happy as you are not, and you constantly long for what you once had. You sometimes wonder why you even bother, but keep trying anyways.fallen angel80% faerie70% vampire70% angel40% mermaid40% Which mythological creature is most like you?created with QuizFarm.com

Love & Relationships
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate fr

Rebirth In The Redshift
Sometimes ya just knuckle down. Sometimes ya scream, and that scream sounds just like an engine on overdrive. Sometimes ya see things out there, in the gulf, where there's no stars to guide you home. And sometimes, ya make it outta the blackness, alive. They called me a hero, once. I guess if you ride a rocket that makes you special? Heros tend to die young though. Just ask Tomlinson and Hayers what they seen in the void..then ask if they feel very heroic. Yeah, you ask them that. Ask them also what it feels like to be disemboweled by nameless horrors, In places where starlight not only doesn't exist... But CANNOT exist. Ask Woodson what it felt like the second time he broke lightspeed. Sure, you all know the story in Newsweek, when he became "First living being.." yada yadda yadda. Bet you, if he can form anything other than screams, he'd tell you it doesn't feel very heroic. He'd tell you it feels like death, only not so pleasent. Yet we still travel out THERE

I Tried To Be Nice...
->Suga Lips: ok..if you had taken the time to READ my profile..you would know all this BJ: happily?? ->Suga Lips: yep BJ: married? ->Suga Lips: nope BJ: u single babe? ->Suga Lips: sure BJ: hi hon...wanna chat? ->Suga Lips: hi BJ: hi sexy Ok..I tried to be nice here, I really did. But FFS!!! So if I wasn't happy, I'm gonna leave my hubby for some random person in my shoutbox? LMFAO yeah ok.

Parent Thoughts...
I'm not much of a bumper sticker person. That's mostly because the vast majority of bumper stickers either fall into the "Who cares?", the "That's stupid" or the "That type's way too small for me to read while I'm driving" camp. On the rare occasion that I see a clever bumper sticker, I think, that's clever. Then I go back to paying attention to the road, because the "I was reading a bumper sticker" defense doesn't work with the poh-lice. Yesterday, while driving home from work, I saw one on the back of a car that made me think. "FUCK WAR" No, it didn't make me think about war, or about my stance on war, or about whether I wanted to fuck war or not. It made me think about how I felt seeing that on the back of a car. Whether I thought it was an appropriate place for something with the word "FUCK" so prominently displayed. I spent the rest of my drive in a battle with myself. The parent me thought, I appreciate the sentiment, but I'd really rather you showed some class and

My 1st Contest As A Host
I have decided to run a contest!!! I asked if I should do a SAFE FOR WORK SEDUCTION or an UNUSUAL TAT/PIERCING contest and I got exactly 50/50 votes so I decided on the SFW SEDUCTION contest. so here's what I need:: 1) THE PIC MUST BE SAFE FOR WORK!!! 2) I need 10 entrants 3) each entrant should have 3 - 5 pics for me to choose from... I WILL DECIDE WHICH PIC IS USED! When I recieve notification that you have 3-5 pics to choose from (please send in FU-MAIL) I will rip the single pic I deem most seductive and safest for work. I still haven't decided if it will be a timed contest or a race.... let's hear your thoughts. The prizes will be announced when I have recieved all entries. DEADLINE FOR ENTRY WILL BE FRIDAY 9-7-07 at 6pm EDT.

Authority Summit Schedule - Howie Schwartz
Authority Summit Schedule - Howie Schwartz Authority Summit (Day 2 / Sunday) will feature Howie Schwartz: 11:00-12:30 - Howie Schwartz: Web 2.0 Traffic Generation Methods This Summit is geared toward presenting the most cutting-edge training available today from the top authority site publishing and marketing experts in the industry. Attendees will learn only what is working right now for top SEO, publishing, traffic driving, business building, and Web 2.0 marketing strategies. All expert speakers will present fresh, new information and tactics geared 100% toward building a true authority presence online to drive up traffic and profits in any niche. All content, no pitch rules will be adhered to by all presenters! This is a true workshop atmosphere where learning and application is the foremost goal of the Summit.

Ritual For Releasing Anger
Ritual for Releasing Anger Most forms of abuse result in powerful feelings of anger or rage, which must be expressed in a safe, positive fashion if it is not to either destroy you or others. I'd like to present an alternate method of dealing with the anger through a ritual--allowing you to purge the energy safely and then let it go. For this ritual, you will need some quiet time, a red candle, a black or a white candle, paper and writing implements, a container in which to burn paper, and matches. Any other symbols, magickal gear, or accoutrements you wish to bring to the ritual are yours to choose; I'm just presenting the bare bones. Once you have gathered your stuff and set up your quiet space, you will want to call in a circle to protect yourself, and to protect others from the energies you plan to release. Face the east, and call upon the air to help you express your rage clearly, to help you focus mentally while you release your emotions safely within the circ

Courage
Courage The burst of cold air blew me off track, I couldn't keep going but I couldn't look back. I knew if I gave in, I'd regret it forever, I had to hold my head high and couldn't say never. Fear gripped my soul, and stalled me from going, But I looked through my troubles not one time slowing. In the end my hard work won't do me wrong, I just need to fit the pieces, put things where they belong. Some say I'm a hero, but I'm just doing what's right, Never let down, you'll eventually win your fight. By: Lucky to be Irish

Robby's Night
Robby's Night True -- Worth Reading !!! A t the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines , Iowa . I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-something I've done for over 30 years. Over the years I found that children have many levels of musical ability. I've never had the pleasure of having a prodigy though I have taught some talented students. However I've also had my share of what I call 'musically challenged' pupils. One such student was Robby. Robby was 11 yea! rs old when his mother (a single Mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys!) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano. So I took him as a student. Well, Robby began with his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. A s much as

It's All Me
well i'm 49 and single for starters. i'm learning new lessons in life after 18 yrs. of marraige! i'm liven to make me happy now. i'm a mama and a granny. the husband ran off with a coworker,the kids are grown and the grandkids still come everyday to show me love! but i'm doing all the things i always wanted to do before but put everyone ealse first! i got my first tattoes and to peircings in the last 2 months! i have a diamond lip stud and a diamond nose stud! great soulmate tatt on my back and a pink heart on my left breast with the words granny above it. i am partying and dancing my ass off as often as i can. no guy in my life as of yet, not in any hurry. i live with 3 yorkies and a cat. lookin for some friends on here. lets hookup. i love all types of music from country,old rock,hip hop,blues, old country, alittle jazz. love scarey movies,romances,comedies. love to read erotic vampire and werewolf stories. thought i've been a mom sence 16 and now its time to learn alittle about me a

Shared Dreams
There are two kinds of dreams that fall into this category: mutual and concurrent. In each case, two or more people dream of similar characters and activities. What differentiates them are the means by which the dreams occur. In mutual dreaming, the dreamers intentionally develop a desire to experience a shared dream through incubation. However, in concurrent dreams, the dreamers had no idea their content would be similar going into the night's rest. Mutual dreaming is an intentional movement toward influencing dream content. This discipline allows dreamers to design psychic meeting grounds for subconscious awareness of one another. This can be a seedbed for finding new facets in a relationship, from the ordinary to the sensual. It is often quite interesting to get together with your mutual dreamer friend(s) and compare dreams. The best way to do this is for both or all of you to write down what you dreamt about the subject in question, then share the essays. Concurrent dreams

Small Bus
76 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B

Who Is Jack Schitt
for some time many of us wondered who is jack schitt? we find ourselves at a loss when someone says,'you don't know jack schitt! well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellecual way. jack schitt is the only son of awe schitt. awe schitt,the fertilizer magnate, married o schitt the owner of deep schitt n.schitt inc. they had one son jack. in turn,jack schitt married noe schitt. the deeplyreligious couple produce six children; holie schitt, givea schitt, fulla schitt,bull schitt and the twins deep schitt and dip schitt. against her parents' objections, deep schitt married 15 yearas, jack and noe schitt divorced. noe schitt later married ted sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. she was then known as now schitt sherlock meanwhile, dip schitt married loda schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous dispostion named chicken schitt. two of the other six children, fulla schitt and giva schitt

How To Detect A Bad Guy...rule # 2
2.THE WOMANIZER-Unlike the player who uses women to boost his poor self-esteem,the womanizer get his thrills from hurting women intentionally.His testosterone level usually rages in overdrive because he must constantly attract women,& women must constantly be attracted to him.The womanizer has total lack of respect for women & experts say he may humiliate his woman in public just to show off.He is emotionally unavailable & he cares about no one but himself;he also has no concept of right or wrong & is completely irresponsible.

Official Statement Regarding Benoit's Brain Damage Part 1
Sports Legacy Institute Announces Findings of Forensic Examinations on Wrestler Chris Benoit's Brain NEW YORK, Sept. 5 /PRNewswire/ -- Leading medical experts associated with the Sports Legacy Institute today appeared with Michael Benoit, father of professional wrestler Chris Benoit, to release the results of neuropathological tests that demonstrate his son suffered from a type of brain damage called Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE), which was found in all regions of his brain. The Sports Legacy Institute (SLI), which oversaw and coordinated the testing, is an independent medical research organization dedicated to studying the long-term effects of head injuries in sports. SLI President Christopher Nowinski contacted Michael Benoit on June 28th, the Thursday after his son's death, to obtain permission to study the wrestler's brain. SLI's research has indicated there is a connection between the repeated head injuries suffered by many athletes involved in contact sports and an a

Wwe Responds To Chris Benoit Brain Study Part 2
The Los Angeles Times has published an article today talking about the findings of damage to Chris Benoit's brain, as reported yesterday. In the article WWE responded by saying "Today's attempt to explain that Chris Benoit's murder of his family was possibly caused by some form of dementia as a result of alleged concussions is speculative. WWE can certainly understand the anguish of a father having to deal with the fact that his son allegedly murdered his wife and young son, as Chris Benoit is alleged to have done. We respect the desire of that father to do whatever he can to find some explanation as to why his son might commit such horrible acts." Jennifer McIntosh, a spokesperson for WWE was quoted as saying that WWE found, "no medical records of [Benoit] suffering a concussion. We don't have any answers as to why Chris did what he did. We're still awaiting the law enforcement investigation to be concluded."

Dealing With Tragedy
I'm dealing with a lot of stuff right now. I got some horrible news Wednesday night. This is something I wrote. I’m running through a seemingly endless stream of emotions right now. Last night I discovered that someone I knew committed suicide. I am shocked, angry, depressed, and bewildered. I know that these feelings are normal when someone grieves, but what makes this so much more complicated is the fact that she not only ended her life by her own hands, but there are myriads of people asking the question . . . Why? There are so many questions that start with the word “why,” but in the end the answer is the same. The answer is that there is none. No explanations that anyone could possibly give. No reason to the madness. No solace or empathy anyone can provide. I’ve been in the dark void many times myself. I’ve dealt with the ridicule and shame associated with mental illness. On more than a few o

Emotional And Bored Lol
I was always drifting not knowing where to land. I went through the motions wondering what it was all for. I had always lived my life not for me but for everyone around me...and always failed to reach their expectations of what i should be. I had done it so long that when I looked into the mirror I no longer recognized the person staring back at me. What could i do...how could i go on?? I had created a shell to bury who i really was. I think i still exist somewhere inside of this strangers body. At times i even think for a moment i see myself trying to peek through. Maybe I'm just hiding, no courage to break out. After all, for so long I walked this earth and was either ignored or criticized for who i was. So now instead of me..stands this shell...this facade. This body that i hide deep inside of. I declared along time ago no longer would i take the hurt..no longer would i be forced to feel unwelcomed. My "shell", my "host" would be the one. She would take the pain for me.

Have A Nice Day
DOWN RATERS BEWARE … you reap what you sow here … go ahead down rate me all you want … but to belittle salutes and/or pics of support that’s just not right … I don’t ask that you believe as I do … but I was raised that if you can’t say anything good don’t say anything at all … oh and please don’t get all pissy when we come to you to show you some luv in return … THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY

Baby Food
I have this rule, that whenever Aidan starts a new food, I have to try it. It's only fair, because some of it is really disgusting. The rice cereal was horrible, and that was the first food. The sweet potatoes, applesauce, pears and carrots were good. Today he ate green beans for the first time. I waited awhile on the green vegies. But the green beans weren't that bad, and he seemed to like them. He loves to eat. He really appreciates food, probably because most of it is new to him.

Asking Again
ok im asking this because im wondering what to do. ok i have this bitch harassing my family and friends. anyway my mother-in-law is a VET she says she look her up and said no. well i found out last night that my motherinlaw i dont know how to put this but lets just say. that person would not know how to look her up anyway. well im asking what to do just put her on iggy or put her in her place?

My Pride And Joy
My son when brought into this world You changed my life in so many ways I held you as you cried On what seemed like endless days But instead of feeling like a chore It only made me love you more Seeing your smile brightens my whole day When im feeling down and blue Thinking of you is what I do With your ten little fingers And ten little toes Those big blue eyes And that cute button nose It washes all the clouds away And brings hope for a better day

Finally...single Again!
Well, my now ex-by JD Donely & I have finally broken up after 2 weeks of him pushing me to move in with him & getting engaged (mine u i had only known this asshole 4 a month), and then 2 weeks of him not talking to me or returning my calls whicjh come to find out before he had even broken up with me, he had already gone and found some other poor sob to be engaged to that he barely knows. so basically, hes been cheating on me this entire time! what an asshole! im just glad its over cuz i was never really attracted to him in the first place (hes not exacly good-looking), and not to mention hes a horrible kisser. but he begged me to go out with him and wouldnt stop bugging me til i did. then a week later he tries to give me an engagement ring (which he called a "promise ring" but whatever), wjhich i promptly handed back and told him he was freaking me out. so at last, im single again! ive had enuff bad realtionships go bad in the end and that makes 4 in a row. all loosers...i need to date

Thought I Knew
I'm sitting here just wondering how i thought i knew someone and not know them at all, or i should say i didnt see all the mascarade mask they were hiding behind and im telling you for each person they had a whole different mask. i thought i knew them entirely and it blows me away how much people can pretend to be who ever they want you to believe they are and its scary how do you ever know whos true anymore. those are just some of the thoughts i've been dazed and confused about

Focused
PRESS ON Nothing in the world can take the place of perseverance. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. Im eating breathing and sleeping this record... a test of man.. how far he can push.. how hard "i" can push... how much can i get in tune with a vision... a dream... a passion... and bring to life the core of it.. the part YOU will be able to touch... feel... and share so... i sit back.. and for a meoment reflect on what is happening... reality is the reflection it wont last.. in 2 minutes ill be back in pro tools tracking. love it while it lasts like a fucking fuck fuckers. well all reflect later... when were fucking jamming our asses off..... Kazy

Justice!
first off, for the full story of what happened check out the chapter titled "police harassment" I just got a call from the LT. in charge of the asshole officers that harassed me...... They were suspended 2 days each and required to write an apology to me. SCORE ONE FOR WHATS RIGHT IN LIFE! To all the cops out there intent on enforcing the letter of the law....... learn to listen to circumstances before you get on a power trip and be reasonable when the situation presents itself. The consequences of not listening or being reasonable could not only get you suspended, but humiliated in the process, or possibly worse. There are still americans out in this land that stand up for their rights and are NOT pushovers, If your reasonable, youll find most other people will be too...... Justice has been served!

Touch Me, Baby
I was lying face down on the bed, exhausted and aching from head to toe as a result of the long days of preparation that I put into our New Year's party. Other than the gathering at Caleb's parents' house on Christmas Day, it was the first major event that we celebrated as a couple. For that reason, I wanted everything to be perfect. We invited some of Caleb's friends from the fire station as well as some of my colleagues from the office for drinks and to watch the ball drop on television. Everything went well, but soon after midnight I began to feel the strain and had to retreat to the bedroom to toss back a couple of aspirin and rest my weary bones. I heard the swish of coats being fastened and keys jingling in the other room as Caleb said goodbye to our guests. "Thanks for coming over, guys. Yeah, Vivian will be fine. I'll make sure of that. See you on Monday. Drive carefully." The evening was finally over. I breathed a sigh of relief that quickly turned into a groan

Sheltered Dreams
Sheltered Dreams Faith will loft your sheltered dreams Allow me to silence your censored screams Beyond your fears that strangle affection Beyond the point of practical protection Beyond the years of passionate prayer Beyond the tears of tortured despair Believe in yourself as you believe in me Believe in our love that longs to be free Deliver the spark to ignite the fire Exploding elation of unmatched desire Control the destiny that decides our fate Trust your heart, don't let me wait Angels crying tears of bliss Converting cynics with the strength of our kiss The power of fate is ours to explore Forever as one, I’ll always adore The path of virtue, road of respect Your security I will always protect The honor to share my soul with you Is a dream I wished would always come true For those who doubt my deep devotion A life without faith is like draining the ocean Open your heart, let love touch your soul Believe in yourself, let your spirit bec

Show Him Some Love
Hi friends , My friend Fred aka Neptunes Human is getting close now to becoming a Godfather , Im asking everyone to stop by his page and rate him real good . Thanks , Lisa Neptunes Human@ fubar

Sex Questions
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you want to tie me up? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet

Bitterness
WHY DO I FIND AFTER IVE ENDED A FRIENDSHIP THAT I AM BITTER, BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF THE FRIEND THAT HAS BETRAYED ME RIPS AT MY HEART AND SOUL SO MUCH , I FIND MY SELF WONDERING , IM A NICE PERSON I GO OUT OF MY WAY FOR PPL, WHY HAS THIS UNJUSTICE BEEN DONE TO ME? IN TIME I WILL FORGIVE BECAUSE MAYBE THAT THE WAY PPL ARE, BUT I WONT FORGET, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE A PATTERN OF BEING THIS WAY, ONE THING I WILL NOT TOLERATE, LIARS,CHEATERS AND THIEVES, I DONT NEED IT DONT WANT IT.

I Am Yours Faithfully Sweety!
I am lost without you sweety. I am yours completely and faithfully. You have my heart forever. I can't breath without you sweety. You have stolen my heart and my breath from me. You don't have to return it as long as you promise to be mine completely and faithfully. I know that there are miles between us right now, but we can take care of that problem in time. I want you to know that I want no other man except you. I want to be yours only. I want to be with you every waking second for the rest of our lives. I want to be in your arms. I want to build a family with you. I am yours forever if you want me forever. I am dedicating this video to you sweety. I love you with all my heart. Journey Videos | Music Video Codes | Nashville Homes For Sale

2pac Seen In Fight On Video
This article was written by Cathy Scott and originally appeared in the Las Vegas Sun on September 11, 1996 A security videotape shows rapper Tupac Shakur, his professional bodyguards and members of his entourage "beating and stomping" an unidentified black man inside the MGM Grand a few hours before Shakur was shot on a Las Vegas street, anonymous police sources said. "They kicked the s--- out of him," said a source who viewed surveillance videotape provided by the MGM. "A whole bunch of his entourage was involved." Shakur, 25, was in critical condition today in a medicinally induced coma and on life support after having a lung removed at University Medical Center. So far, he's had three surgeries, which included removing his right lung to stop internal bleeding, officials said. He may undergo a fourth surgery, hospital spokesman Dale Pugh said. The New York Times today quoted UMC surgeon Dr. John Fildes as saying Shakur's injury "carries a very high mortality rate." Is

Letting Love Go
I love someone. He loves me. You'd think this was an easy thing... but it's not. I have loved him for 10 years. And I've walked away from him twice. Ever get into a situation that you just knew wasn't good for you, but you couldn't help yourself... that's how this has been. I have been hopelessly, helplessly in love with him for 10 years. Sometimes I miss him so much I can scarely breathe. But I still walked away. I wish I could have turned the page like I wanted to. *sigh* I want to let it go.

Seeking Committed Bombers
Do you have what it takes to be an Elite Bomber,for The Royal Bombing Wolves?Royal Bombing Wolves are Seeking Exsperianced Comment Bombers. Requirerments: As soon as you Sign in you Comment Bomb all Allotted Daily Comments on a Kingdom Contestant.Displaying Loyalty,Respect,Love + with these 3 you Display Honor towards your Pack. If Enterested Please Contact: *Lord Wolf*,Bombs Away K.O.W--R.B.W.,Contests to Bomb,Cherokee Princess,StonerButterfly,Simply Amazi@ fubar Desireme4u~~Queen of RBW~~@ fubar Royal Bombing Wolves,,Headquarters@ fubar

Foundrymusic Contest - Win Free Stuff From 'resident Evil: Extinction'
Resident Evil: Extinction We have 1 Prize Pack available which includes: • Resident Evil: Extinction (Original Soundtrack) • Resident Evil: Extinction Exclusive T-Shirt • Resident Evil: Extinction Exclusive Military-Style Cap • Resident Evil: Extinction Exclusive Full-Size High Gloss Movie Poster To win, all you have to do is take a photo of your best "Zombie Face" and EMAIL IT TO US Please remember to include your full name and address so that in case you win we can have the prize shipped to you promptly. The photo that makes us soil ourselves wins.* *NOTE: We do not actually soil ourselves Soundtrack Release: September 18 Theatrical Release: September 21 http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/residentevilextinction/index.html

Single
yup i'm single check me out lets chat maybe get to know one another im always lookin to meet new people and make new friends for friends is the best place to start anything and personaly i think i am one very handsome man....

Poetry 3
At one time I thought that our souls were connected I would have done anything for you In return, I just wanted your love... I think about you, day and night Struggling to go on with my lonely life... Your thoughts are with her, She is not worthy of your time. What about me? I am the one who took care of you Time after time... My heart has split in two, My mind is numb with pain, My soul is blackend, My thoughts clouded... You will never love me, you will never want me, you will forever hate me... Time does go on, but each breath I take reminds me of what I have lost There is no moving on...

How Much Love It Told
you tell me you love me and i say i love you i wish you could see theirs nothing i wouldn't do in any way i can i want to help you i'd like to take your hand and forever say i do with you i'll grow old eternity will come to soon you keep me from being cold just like a perfect tune the love that we share it's a beautiful thing unbeleiveable how much i care makes me want to sing written by: William P.

Gasoline Tips
1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried belowground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload that we load is temperature-compensated so that the indicated gallonage is actually the amount pumped. A one-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for businesses, but service stations don't have temperature compensation at their pumps. 2. If a tanker truck is filling the station's tank at the time you want to buy gas, do not fill up; most likely dirt and sludge in the tank is being stirred up when gas is being delivered, and you might be transf

To Every Mother (everywhere)
What makes a good mother anyway? Is it patience? Compassion? Broad hips? The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button on a shirt, all at the same time? Or is it heart? Is it the ache you feel when you watch your son or daughter disappear down the street, walking to school alone for the very first time? The jolt that takes you from sleep to dread, from bed to crib at 2 a.m. to put your hand on the back of a sleeping baby? The need to flee from wherever you are and hug your child when you hear news of a school shooting, a fire, a car accident, a baby dying? I think so. So this is for all the mothers who sat down with their children and explained all about making babies. And for all the mothers who wanted to but just couldn't. This is for reading "Goodnight, Moon" twice a night for a year. And then reading it again." Just one more time." This is for all the mothers who mess up. Who yell at their kids in the grocery store and swat them in despair and stomp the

Ass
read from bottom up ЯJEE...: lmfao hahahahahahahaha ->ЯJEE...: haha..omggg i just fuckin freaked...rob brought a really hot girl home then left with her......and he wouldnt answer his cell..then i found out it was his cousin meghan FUCK YOU RJ FOR THINKIN THATS FUNNY *BITCH SLAP* HAHAHA

Hmmmm
So I just needed to write and wonder...Wonder about life and the people that touch your life..I hate fake ppl and that seems to go around alot.I am a very versitile person and I love to have fun but I do not want ot be stereo typed by what society says is ok...I dont know I guess I am just wonder why it is the way it is....

A Lot To Live For
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened? The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!"

Against Her Will
Against Her Will by garcher27© She just got off a frustrating eleven hour shift of putting up with the bullshit of managing someone else's business and all that it entails; employee conflict, client dissatisfaction, broken equipment, and financial responsibilities. " I need to go to the gym and work this off or I am going straight to my favorite watering hole to drink off the stress," she thought to herself. Favorite watering hole sounded more enticing, but she chose the gym reluctantly. Two years before she had gotten out of a very horrible, long-term relationship. Not only did it leave her probably incapable of having another "real" relationship, it also left her quite fat. She didn't realize that in her unhappiness, she was letting herself go. She had been working on this and was very close to her goal weight, but still needed a lot of toning. After a great, stress relieving weight lifting session she was sweaty and ready to go home and crack open a beer to finalize the

Monkey Loves Pigeon
Thursday, 13 September, 2007 Monkey Loves Pigeon A heartwarming story from China: The abandoned monkey who has found love with a pigeon. They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China. The 12-week-old macaque - who was abandoned by his mother - was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province. After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless - until he developed a friendship with a white pigeon. The blossoming relationship helped to revive the macaque who has developed a new lease of life, say staff at the sanctuary.

Rules Of Drunk Dialing....
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her kn

Last // Nsfw??
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This s had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh and remember we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak

Yes Or No ?
Should Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Be Allowed To Visit Ground Zero ? The New York Daily News\' front page on Monday read: \"THE EVIL HAS LANDED.\" The New York Post called Ahmadinejad the \"Madman Iran Prez\" and a \"guest of dishonor.\" President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad request to lay a wreath at ground zero was denied by city officials and condemned by politicians who said a visit to the site of the 2001 terror attacks would violate sacred ground. U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said on Monday This is somebody who is the president of a country that is probably the greatest sponsor -- state sponsor -- of terrorism, The United States cut off diplomatic relations with Iran in 1980, when 52 American citizens were being held hostage by Iranian students, Above Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is One Of The \'79 Hostage Takers

Oh Yea
isn't it cool when someone has the same outlook on life as you do? I think its amazing to have a hunch and then watch things unfold the way they did for me today..... No Games No Bullshit just straight up "it is what it is" like it or leave it... i think i like it ;) yum~

Sparkpeople.com - Baked Sweet Potato With Black Beans And Cheese
Serves: 4 Serving Size: 1 potato with 1/2 cup beans and 1/2 oz. cheese Sweet and creamy, both sweet potatoes and beans are good sources of dietary fiber! INGREDIENTS 4 Sweet Potatoes (approx 125 g each), skins scrubbed 2 cups canned black beans, drained and rinsed 2 oz low-fat cheddar cheese, grated salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Pierce potatoes with a fork and cook in a 400F oven for approximately 45 minutes. 2. In a small saucepan, heat black beans. 3. Once fully cooked, slice potato length-wise, top with 1/2 cup black beans and 1/2 oz cheese. NUTRITION INFO Calories: 283 Fat: 5 g Carbohydrates: 46.5 g Protein: 14 g

Tuesday Target
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Someday...
Darkness surrounds me, pushing out the light… Happiness eludes me night after night… Forever wanting a soft loving touch… Some days I fear that’s asking too much… Dying to be held, made to feel special and loved… “Why me” I whisper to the stars above… And they stare stonily at me with nary a sound… I feel so lost and I am dying to be found… “one day” “some day” words I do hear… My day won’t come is what I fear… Will someone rescue me from my loneliness and despair… Surely, somewhere there is someone out there…. Brian 2007

Directors
I love the movies. I was just watching some behind the scenes on the movie "Domino" and was thinking about how revolutionary both Tony Scott and his brother Ridley Scott are. I mean Ridley Scott has given us films like "Gladiator", "Black Hawk Down", "Kingdom of Heaven", and "Blade Runner". Tony has contributed with "Crimson Tide", "Spy Game", "Deja Vu", and "Enemy of the State" just to name a few. And I thought that I would take a moment to list some of my favorite directors. So in no particular order, Kevin Smith, John Woo, James Cameron, Bryan Singer, Peter Jackson, J.J. Abrams, Michael Mann, Gore Verbinski, Ridley Scott, Tony Scott, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese, Alex Proyas, Wolfgang Petersen, The Wachoski Brothers, Brad Bird, Richard Donner, John McTiernan, Sam Raimi, Christopher Nolan, Guillermo Del Toro, and Steven Speilberg, with an honorable mention going out to George Lucas for bringing us the original Star Wars. Every one of these guys has brought us cinema that w

Take A Moment To Read This
Thanks Bully for this info :) This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on th

New Blog Sept 27 2007
Greetings to my friends, Changed jobs since I originally left. Now driving for an air freight company. Mostly run now from Houston to Atlanta and Houston to Chicago. Going through southern states to Atlanta, and of course...north to the big windy. Miss talking with all my friends on here, but...if the wheels arent turning, no money is coming in....so...I keep the peterbilt tires rolling as long as I can. Again, drop me a line if you'd like to get together for coffee or tea. don't worry, I dont have time for anything else...lol. Jim

New Site For Bbw Chat
HI to all my friends in FUBAR We have started BBW CHAT SPOT. It is a Chat room for BBW's and BBW admirers. We have video and audio capabilities. Please come check us out. Also join our Ning group. You can see photos, leave comments and get to know the Spot memebers better. I hope to see you there my name on that is Karen1957... PS and in closing I hear you get to see boobs every now and again. LOL Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com Visit BBW Chat Spot

Who Will Win?
i made 10$ yesterday because my neigbor called and said his cat died of leukemia. he said it was too bad so many cats die of this cat killing disese and asked me to take and bury it. it was in the abandon car in his back yard and had been shut up in there for a week or so and was smelling and i was glad i could do it for him so he would not see it and plus i made $10.

For The Love Of Music!
† Devious Mistress Rayvn†Dark Phoenix Co-Owner, come check us out!@ fubar ÐÅ®K ¶HOENIX~Day Manager @ Dark Phoenix Lounge@ fubar Krissi-aka C*nts Jitzferrald~-♫DJ Broken♫-Night Manager of Dark Phoenix~@ fubar

Under A Harvest Moon
Under the harvest moon, When the soft silver Drips shimmering Over garden , Death, the gray mocker, Comes and whispers to you As a friend Who remembers. Under the summer roses When the flagrant crimson Lurks in the dusk Of the red , Love, with little hands, Comes and touches you With a thousand memories, And asks you Beautiful, unanswerable questions.

System Bulletin Babyjesus Pt.3
System Bulletin babyjesus (woking on photos..) M, 28 Los Gatos, CA 2007-10-02 11:22:39 i've disabled the photo ratings to improve the overall performance of the photos on the site. they probably won't be turned back on until late tonight, after we're done installing some more equipment... werd. -mike Thank you!

Survey
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Um no 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? Hell ya lol 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? When I was a kid 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Someone else 5. Do you believe in ghosts? No 6. Do you consider yourself creative? Yes especially in bed LOL 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Hell ya 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Angelina Jolie 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? Yes 10. Do you know how to play poker? Strip ya lol 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? No 12. What's your favorite commercial? Superbowl ones 13. Who was your first love? Sam(we WERE together for 8 years) 14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? No 15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Yes 16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Neither 17. H

Pride
Anyone who knows me or have talked to me for any length of time knows that my children are my life. so this will be about my oldest. I call him J.D. but if you want to check him out and show some love before he leaves he is fubar member harbinger101. I was sixteen when I had him. I could have given up and become a product of my environment but I couldn't. I finished school on time and with my class so my son would be proud of me. from the time he was six he wanted to be a police officer. I taught him to follow his dreams. I encouraged him to do what he needed to do to achieve that goal. never in his life has he ever done anything half way. so I was surprised when he called to tell me he was joining the national guard reserves. i support every branch of the military but I didn't understand this. I have alway supported and protected my children. but I had to ask WHY? so he started explaining why he was joining the military and I said no.... this was not what I meant. why was he only go

Why Homemade Hot Chocolate Makes You Feel So Good!
"You know that hot chocolate tastes good but why does it make you feel good too? Better yet, why does the homemade stuff taste better than anything else? The answer may surprise you. You likely already know that chocolate is good for you. It’s a fact that chocoholics sing from the rooftops. Chocolate contains flavonoids. These handy little guys act like antioxidants and help protect our body against cell damage. Flavonoids also have a positive affect on our red blood cells and the production of certain hormones. In fact, chocolate has been tested and shown to have a positive affect on a person’s mood. Perhaps it is the creamy texture or perhaps it is a chemical in the chocolate itself. What you may not know is that some chocolate will make you feel much better than others. Take for example hot chocolate made from scratch. You’re simply combining warm milk and chocolate. There are no ‘extras’ that you might find in a commercial mix. No preservatives. No artificial sweeteners and n

Have Ya?
Ever had one of those days when you have to click about 5 times for a link to work, and then you get some page won't load message and it makes you want to throw your computer at the TV because you pay good money for hundreds of channels with not A DAMN THING worth watching on it? No mater how you sit, you cross both legs, you put one on an ottoman, you put both on th floor but you can't get comfortable, and when you do you get an itch in the middle of your back that you can't reach so you walk to a doorway and rub up and down like a bear. Ever just want to sell everything and fly to Mexico and pat some senorita's soft ass while sipping...no, wait, gulping margaritas? OK, cool, I was just asking. :)

Awwwwwww
so as you can see, I'm sad. I posted a personal ad on myspace, as i've done in the past, except for this time I got a TON of feedback.... it was like 5 guys every day for over a week! Now of course most of them were automatic rejections, but it was so nice getting all the attention! There were a few I had narrowed down to. One of which, Travis, I have already met and in fact we hang out quite frequently. He lives in town, yay, is very very sweet and affectionate, but I'm not at all attracted to him... rather redneck, at least in voice. He has been growing on me lately though, so he's not completely out of the picture, and has so far been a good friend The one I was MOST interested in was Brennon. He's in Richmond, so not toooo far, but not close either. He's drop dead gorgeous, beautiful, mesmerizing.... god... He was such a perfect gentleman too! Didnt say a damn thing about sex for at least a couple days, and we had very nice conversations, he thought I was very bea

All In The Diction
All in the Diction by Viviene Valo © Henry felt lonely in the big city, no matter how many girls he looked at. Small girls, tall girls, it didn't matter anymore. He liked pretty much anything that came into view through his horn rimmed glasses. Although his penis would grow faster at the sight of a young girl, fresh in her college sweatshirt and tight jeans, eagerly reading a book, or typing away at a laptop. To escape from his cramped apartment was grand, but to see a flock of young girls was even better. But the looks, they didn't mean anything at all. It was just mind fucking. It wasn't flesh on flesh fucking. No, all these college coeds learned in the university was how to tease. At first he thought they were really interested in him and what he had to say. He talked on length about Joyce, could recite whole monologues of Shakespeare, and could quote freely from Marx. But, really, these girls thought his English accent was cute to listen to. He noticed it in class, these lazy A

Activists Face Six Months In Prison For Anti War Poster
ACTIVISTS FACE SIX MONTHS IN PRISON FOR ANTI WAR POSTER ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 06 Oct 2007, 22:32 ACTIVISTS FACE SIX MONTHS IN PRISON FOR ANTI WAR POSTER----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Guerilla OZ: RIOT/GMA Prophet (RIP Aaron Russo)Date: Oct 6, 2007 10:10 PMWashington, D.C.-- Three activists who were arrested at a press conference near Lafayette Park appeared in Washington D.C. Superior Court yesterday where they were given a trial date of January 3, 2008, and face a six-month prison sentence. Adam Kokesh of Iraq Veterans Against the War, Tina Richards of Grassroots America, and Ian Thompson of the A.N.S.W.E.R. (Act Now to Stop War and End Racism) Coalition where arrested during a press conference near Lafayette Park where the National Park Service deployed mounted police and a SWAT team to disrupt it. (See URL for video below.) The press conference was called to display the lawful way

What Would U Do
what would u do if u where with this guy and u broke up with him and he went around telling all of his friends that he hoped that u lost the baby u where carring but he was happy when u found out that u where pregnant

I Laugh Out Loud!!!!!!!!!
I LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!! I LAUGH OUT LOUD TO KEEP FROM LETTING THE DEVIL HAVE HIS WAY WITH ME! I LAUGH OUT LOUD TO KEEP MY SANITY AND TO KEEP ME FROM REVERTING BACK TO THE WAYS OF THE PAST. I LAUGH OUT LOUD TO KEEP THE WOMAN ON TOP OF THE SITUATION SO THE YOUNG GIRL DOWN IN THE VISES ARE KEPT CAPTIVE. I LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR THE TRUE FACT THAT IF I DON’T I WILL VERBALLY COMMIT A 187, KILLING THE BEAST THAT CAUSES ME TO LAUGH OUT LOUD! I LAUGH OUT LOUD BECAUSE THINGS ARE NOT AS THE SHOULD BE, OR THE WAY THEY ARE MEANT TO BE. I LAUGH OUT LOUD AND AM WILLING TO WALK AWAY FROM A SITUATION THAT WOULD CAUSE ME TO STOOP TO A LEVEL THAT IS BENEATH ME!! I LAUGH OUT LOUD IN THE FACES OF THOSE WHO WISH ME TO FAIL!! I HAVE FAILED IN THE PAST AND REFUSE TO FAIL AGAIN IN THIS LIFETIME!! IF AM TO FAIL IT WILL BE DUE TO THE VERBAL HOMICIDE DONE ONTO ME! BEING BORN OF THE MUSLIM FAITH, I AM NOT A FAILURE AND HAVE NEVER TRIED. I SUCCEED TO BECOME THE RULER AND MOTHER EARTH, ¾ WATER , I

What Makes Me Happy
Ok, here goes. I have been thinking about this for a long time now. As most of u know, I recently seperated from what I thought was a great guy and good father. I loved this man with all my heart, and would do just about anything to make him happy, including make myself unhappy. Which is pretty much what I did. I was miserable. I tried to think of bad things to say about why I wanted to leave him, but in general, he WAS a good person and did what he had to to make sure that me and his girls were taken care of. The man worked his butt off. I know that, and I don't want to take that away from him......BUT..... Here I go. I had to think long and hard about what it is that I REALLY want in a relationship. I'm not trying to speak for every girl out there, but I think this will sum it up for alot of us. R u guys ready? My dream man would come up to me while I'm in the kitchen cooking his dinner and ask me if there is anything that he could do to help, and if I say no, then tenderly ki

Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Hiding from you. >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. >Man: Is this seat empty? >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >Man: Your place or mine? >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. >Man: So, what do you do for a living? >Woman: I'm a female impersonator. >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? >Woman: Do not enter. >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >Woman: Unfertilized. >Man: Your body is like a temple. >Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. >Woman: But would you stay there? >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together >Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Autumn
Fingers of autumn play through changing leaves that gently touch the trees; nights brush colder And linger. A mirror reflects north wind's chilled breath As summer swept by. The lonely cry of geese punctuate the silence to signify their passing. Thoughts fly just as south to flee the snow.

If You Do Nothing Else Today...
Even if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself. Breathing is kinda nice, too. He used to be homeless and hungry. If you love me, click this and feed someone like him. Half the men on here are out for the nude women. If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die. You were a child once... If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone else get addicted to fubar, teach them to read. Please repost this, and click them daily. If you're wasting your time fucking whoring out some shitty fubar radio station, earning make believe points for contests, or asking people to rate you and shit, then you can waste a minute and a half to click these links and do some fucking good. And if you don't think this is worthwhile...you've got a blacker soul than I do, and not in the awesome metal way.

Wherever You Are (poetry)
I long to be with you, But you seem millions of miles away. I wish I knew who you were, But it remains a mystery to this day. I wish i could hold you in my arms and look in to your eyes. I would promise to always be true to you and never tell you lies. It's so hard to go to sleep without you by my side. It's true my tears are the only thing I'll ever try to hide. I'll lie awake in bed as the tears stream down my face, Across my cheeks they fall, until they splash on my pillow case. Maybe I'll never find you, Lord knows how I've tried. I'd be a millionare twice, If I had a penny for every tear I cried.

Depressive Love
A teenage girl... So alone... So afraid. She looks in the mirror And then she looks away.... Trying not to see the untruthful stare. Cheeks so rosy, Red and bright, Tears slide down them slowly. Mascara falls from her lashes As tears slide Making black pools down her neck. A razor slowly cuts her pale skin As crimson red flows gently. The pain is released now. Crying softly from the release The girl feels nirvana Finally, for the first time in her life. She drifts away As her star crossed lover Walks in her room. "She's gone" "She's dead" That's all he screams. It's too late He wishes she wasn't gone... But she's already there.

Love Me For Me
Just want to say sorry to everyone for not being here as much as I can be. With these computer problems I keep having, makes me feel like I should just stay away from them.. gahh.. So I apoligize for not being here, haven't been ignoring anyone or mad at anyone. I just hope no one is mad at me... :( I'm soo close to Godfather and I'm not even excited about it. With all the feelings and stuff going on, on here.. Just its lost its luster. I know who are my real friends on here and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for sticking by me and helping me make my goal. I just don't know how or if I'm gonna get the excitement back to finally making Godfather. I know its just a site.. but I dont know if anyone on here really understands how much this site has helped me. Has given me something to look forward too. I have never been popular in my life.. and really I dont think I am popular now. Everyone thinks I have people talking to me 24/7 and rating me and all that.. so not true.

The Piano
I think I'm going to just pick a object out of the hat so to speak and write about it. See how it goes. Sometimes I feel the need to sit at the piano and play something. Most usually something I have learned in the past. However, sometimes I like to just sit and play whatever comes to mind. Its normally something sweet and soft, that flows gently from one chord to the next. I take for granted that the years I spent learning the art, has helped me with what I can do today. Playing two different things with either hand, I supposed is a learned skill that I often forget most cannot do. I do enjoy playing the slower sonatas, anything that can allow me to, in so many words, make love to, I enjoy playing. I love to watch the look in someones eyes, how they feel to me while I am playing. I sense the goosebumps, and I relish it. I use to enjoy some of the faster pieces, as they tend to require greater skill, though not as much anymore. Perhaps that will change, I do go through cycl

What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Name Is...
Angi... Not baby, not sexy, not hun, sweetie, or sugar. So don't call me any of those names. It annoys me. I have gotten tons of emails since I've signed up saying "Hey, Sexy!" and other things. It annoys me. Angi works better than any of those names, and it's well recieved.

Still Hurt
U TOLD ME SO MANY TIMES IT WASN'T OKAY TO CRY SO MUCH SO THAT I WANTED TO DIE U TREAT ME MEAN U TREAT ME CRUEL WHY IS ALL I ASK OF U THERE IS NOTHING LEFT INSIDE CUZ U KNOW MY SOUL HAS DIED YOU PUT ME DOWN HOPING I'LL STAY ALL I WANT TO DO IS RUN AWAY THESE TEARS I SHED ARE REAL SO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME DEAL I DIDN'T MEAN TO CRY BUT ALL I WANNA DO IS DIE THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL MY HEART BROKEN SPIRIT GONE LOOK AT THE DAMAGE U HAVE DONE U TELL PEOPLE I MAKE U PROUD BUT REALLY U ARE IN THE CLOUDS U SCARRED ME FOR LIFE KNOWING SOMEDAY I WOULD BE SOMEONES WIFE BUT YOU DON'T CARE WHY WOULD YOU DARE YOU KEEP HURTING ME NOT HEARING MY PLEA I CRIED TEARS FOR THE FIST TIME CUZ YOU ARE ON MY MIND WISH I COULD SAY I LOVE YOU WISH I COULD FORGIVE YOU DAMMIT MOM I JUST WISH YOU CARED ENUFF TO HEAR ME I WANT TO END IT WITH YOU AND SAY I LOVE YOU BUT I JUST CAN'T I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING IT'S OK CUZ IT'S ALL ON ME I SHO

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Erotic Stories
So you entered the club. You sit down at the bar. As I watch you, turning you're head around and checking out the scene. As you look my way I raise my glass to you and smile as I take a sip of my wine. I see you acknowledge with a look and a smile towards me. I walk up to you and take your forearm and steer you over to a quiet table where I convince you to sit with me We discuss generalities, and I begin to steer the conversation towards what I would like to do with you, as you place your hand on top of mine and caress it softly. Meanwhile I slide closer to you, touching my thigh to yours... I reach under the table and softly stroke the inside of your thighs, sliding my hand down to the knee and then up with my nails. You sigh and lean back as you open your legs a bit wider and I begin to trace the outline of your cock, squeezing it gently and rubbing it. I can feel it throbbing as it gets harder. I unzip your pants and slide my hand inside as I release your cock to my hand

I Wish A Guy Would Say This To Me
girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Friendly Circumcision
I've cut most everyone I was dealing with in what I like to refer to as a friendly circumcision. It is essentially the slicing and/or cutting off of unwanted attachments in the forms of 'friends'. The folks who need me know how and where to catch me. Those who don't, weren't really here to begin with. Now if I could just get the creditors to stop fucking with me...

Turn The Page
When I was seventeen, I served as a legislative page. In theory, paging is a political experience, a practical encounter with how the legislative branch of the government functions. In practice, it is usually just an opportunity to drink in excess and see why the legislative branch of our government doesn't function very well. I viewed paging as, primarily, an networking opportunity. An opportunity to network with boys, that is. There was one boy in particular who I liked. Brent was twenty-four and an intern. He invited me to his parties and told me to invite a few of my friends. I did as instructed, and Ann, Mike, Peyton, and I ended up attending Brent's party. Brent was flirty. So was Peyton. We all got drunk together, had a lovely time, then went to work the next morning terribly hung over. After lunch, Ann pulled me aside: "Sugar, the guys made a bet about you. Brent and Peyton each bet $50 that they'd be able to fuck you." "Oh?" I was somewhat irritated

Terror On The Road
Went to DC although I told we weren't going to DC. Ended up in Anacostia going down Martin Luther King. Went to look at a car and was heading out on Minnesota Ave. Sitting at the stop light when a DC cop drives past me and slows up. I then see a Tahoe pick up speed from a cross street and almost lose control and was headed for me. Talk about your panic stricken bitch. Never experienced that before and don't care to ever again.

Roses
The roses were wilted. They bled petals on the floor, leaving a puddle in the dining room that spilled from the desk. Their barren green stalks bent, full of despair, without hope of rejuvenation, separated from life, and withering into dust. I want to show you this. I want to open your eyes and make you see that this is your gift to me. I want to make you see that with you, I die inside. I bleed apologies and tears until I am dry, and you give me nothing. I am bent in despair and fading; living death until I turn to ashes and dust. I want you to see what I am without you. I want you to close your mind and see the years fall away from me. My eyes are dry and laughing, though my hands are calloused and tired. I have shed enough tears to fill a river, and all my tears are left under that bridge. I walk across that bridge now, and though I see the memories flow by, the tears cannot move me, because I have risen above it. I cross to the next stage in my life, as I cross tha

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Fake Ass People
Oi I AM SO SICK OF FAKE PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE YOUR FRIENDS BUT REALLY ARE NOT. I JUST WANT TO SCREAM! FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS TOOK HER OWN LIFE AND I CAN NOT DEAL WITH ALL THIS THEY CAN ALL GO FUCK A DONKEY!!!! GOD THEY NEED TO GET THERE OWN LIVES...

The Empress
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

More Meetings Today
I am meeting with the president of a gun club this morning and after that meeting with a fire chief in a small town. Perhaps I will do a bit of flirting during these meetings to see if it will help with my influencing the meeting to my benefit. Should I? And... what should I wear. I am about to get into the shower and will check back here to see what clothing you all recommend I wear for the meetings.

Tell Me About Your Self
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameELIZABETHBith Date9/24/72BirthplaceCHICAGOLocationSALEM INDIANAEye ColorGREENHair ColorBLONDE AT THE MOMENTHeight5'3Marital StatusMARRIEDHave TattoosYES 2

Its Official
Ok I now delare today as lets have a go at me day as well as lets give him a wide berth day also......yeah just for the record...just so you all know....right now I am that darn low......yeah I am having a real bad day today so please don't take it personal...I guess I am kinda deserving what is happening to me right now so hey bully for me.................you know its amazing just how things can turn around on just one word...wrong thing said at the wrong time and bang its all gone...so please forgive me if I kinda feel sorry for myself for a while.....just sucking on lemons right now and you never know...GOOD old Pete may just be back in a few days.......................... HUMMMMMMMMMMMM ain't life just fine and dandy

Heh
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and

Distance
When it hurts so bad, why does it feel so good? I wish this all made sense, I wish I understood. Not having you here with me is tearing me up inside, but I can't stop thinking about you no matter how hard I try. You know how I feel about you, and it hurts that I can't even be next to you. Why does it gotta be so complicated? Loving you feels so right, but at the same time, knowing I can't have you keeps me awake at night. I just want this to be simple, I just want you here with me, to look into your eyes, to hold you in my arms then I'd truly be happy. Right now this distance between us is out of our control, but I'm still hoping one day soon, I'll get what I'm wishing for.

Alex Jones' Endgame -
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Contest...
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=456792&i=1964895434 Well... The contest is open... And I must say I am doing very poorly. I am out of photo comments so I can't even bomb myself anymore. (which is basically all I did for 3 hours to get all the comments that I have right now.) None of my friends are online who would be 100% dedicated to bombing me and helping me out either. So... I sit back and watch some of the other contestants get a bigger and bigger lead on me. Comment Bomb Away if you want to help me out. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=456792&i=1964895434 First one to 10,000 wins 1 Million FuBucks. I am at the point of saying I will spend $1 FuBuck on every comment you leave. (If I win of course.) Thanks in Advance to anyone who helps me out. I wanted to come out swinging and win my first contest but that just doesn't look like it will happen unless someone pulls out a miracle for me. Oh well. I tired I guess. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php

Wolf Clan
Wolf Clan and the Salmon" ........ a Tsimshian story ........ A tribe who lived along the Nass River had a special place near the head of the river where they could find an abundance of salmon and wild berries. This helped to make their village a wealthy and respected one and it prospered for many generations. As time went on, some of the younger people began to forget the old traditions. They would show disrespect for their fellow creatures by killing small animals and leaving their carcasses to the crows and eagles. Once, when the salmon season was at its height, young men from the Wolf Clan caught several fish, cut slits in their backs, and put in pieces of burning pitch pine. When they were placed back in the river they frantically swam about like living torches. The young men thought this was fun and exciting and did not think about the cruelty and wastefulness they were showing. The elders, knowing this would anger the Chief in the Sky, protested and tried to talk

Who We Really Are....
Have you ever let another person’s actions determine who you are? I did this without even realizing it! I have been married for quite a few years and the man I married is not the man I am married to today. All people change over time and married people either grow in the same direction or different directions over time. I think this is what happened to us. Neither of us are bad people we just aren’t compatible anymore. We have different priorities and outlooks on life. He sees things very differently than I do. I am not saying he is completely wrong and I am completely right, but knowing the details of our marriage I can tell you a divorce is inevitable. I was always a quiet shy person. I never spoke out of turn and I was pretty naive. After 18 years with this man I am none of these things anymore. I have turned into a controlling bitch (for lack of a better term). I have been forced by circumstances to be this way. While I am glad I am no longer too shy to stand up for myself

Fu Husband Application!
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair color: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos (what and where): OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If we were to go out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on the opposite sex? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you kiss me just because? 18. Do you love to cuddle and kiss ? What Would You do if... 1. I cried: 2. I said I liked you: 3. I kissed you: 4. I touched you

Lunch
"Stop by my place for lunch, I'll give you something to eat." The innuendo was clear and strong, and I knew that "something to eat" would have nothing to do with a ham on rye. Yet, here I was, pulling into his driveway, turning down the radio so I could hear my thoughts. I felt jittery and unsure as I approached the house. The post-it on the door said "Come in, Grace," so I turned the doorknob and entered the foyer. I quickly spied the bottle of chocolate syrup in the middle of the floor... and the note stuck to the front. "Bring me upstairs, but stop by the kitchen..." I walked into the kitchen, and saw post it notes with arrows leading to the fridge. Opening it, I saw a can of whipped cream with handcuffs laid over it. I immediately grabbed both. I could feel myself start to throb in anticipation. I climbed the stairs and followed the arrows to the bedroom, carrying the chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and handcuffs. My legs were absolute jello. The li

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What you're doing is So good What a WONDERFUL girl What a mature decision You're about to change someones world By giving them a life They were unable to create You are completing a family What you're doing is SO great WoW, You're So unselfish and such a giving soul All this talk and praise I cant take it no more! Would you shut the fuck up!! Can you leave me alone Im NOT a great person You dont even know! I have terrible thoughts I wanna change my mind I want to keep my baby Im not so sweet and kind I want to say FUCK THEM and laugh as they cry I want to tell them NO They cant have what is mine Why are they more deserving? Why are they better than me Because they have money They should get the child Ive concieved The world's about cash And what you can buy I know I dont have much I cant even lie But Im a GOOD mom And I always survive My kids are taken care of We always get by But just gettin by It really aint enough I want them l

Left Alone
Where were you at? Where did you go? When I was goin through it I didnt see you no more.. As he was destroying who I am And taking away my pride All I need was someone To hold me when I cried To be a shoulder to lean on And to listen to my words To understand MY feelings I needed to be heard And where the fuck WHERE YOU when I lost all that I had Where the hell did you go When things started getting bad Now tell me WHERE WERE YOU When I needed strength to go on when I felt like letting go the urge to give up was so strong When I was being strangled drowning in what he called love There was NO oNE there to save me As he took all that I was.........

Writing To The Guys In The Military
To write to the guys in the Military I found a web site which is much better than just getting addresses. They make sure the guys who don't get much mail get some or most of what is sent here. Want to send your support to a Soldier in harm's way, but have no idea of what to send, who to send it to, or how to send it? Home About Us FAQ News & Stuff Where to Send What to Send How to Send Success Stories Sales & Donations Soldiers Apply Here! Other Efforts By using this website, you acknowledge that you have read THIS AGREEMENT and that you accept all terms and conditions as stated. Sergeant Brian Horn from LaPlata, Maryland, an Army Infantry Soldier with the 173rd Airborne Brigade was in the Kirkuk area of Iraq when he started the idea of Any Soldier® to help care for his soldiers. He agreed to distribute packages that came to him with "Attn: Any Soldier" in his address to soldiers who didn't get mail. Brian later completed a tour in Afghanistan and is now ho

New
new thoughts new desires new roads to travel open your heart and live have faith in all you do take a chance follow your heart and enjoy what you have learn from your past and apply to your future follow your dreams

Its Time!!
so tomorrow i pack the rest of my things into the car and i drive away and try not to look back! getting ready to move over the last few weeks has been really hard on me. to spend so much time in one house and then just switch is dumb, but its what i need to do. i sadly have to leave Tuffy at the old house with Harold (mom's ex husband) because the yard isnt big enough for her at the new house. i cried, shes like my kid, ive had her for 9 years and to let her go like this kills me inside. sure ill go see her but its not the same, i cant wake up and go outside and be welcomed by her jumping on me and giving kisses. the kittens are what worry me the most though, i have no idea how they are going to react to the new place. there are a lot of stray cats where im moving but thankfully mine arnt outdoor cats. im sure that when i leave there will be some tears, after all ive spent most of my life in that house. there are so many memories. both good and bad. i wouldnt trade any for the wor

More....
So I ended up deleting 900 friends in total as of this morning....I have no intentions of deleting anymore, so if this popped up in your bar tab, then I am keeping you as a friend...I know, you are just over joyed by this information.... I am feeling a little hopeful today, a little less heartbroken, and really hoping it stays that way... Well, hope you all have a good day, I'll be around for most of the day, but not sure how active I will be...

Gotta Blowwww Dat Sh*t Out
OKAY LATETLY I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN ME. JUST WASN'T FEELING THIS WHOLE CONCEPT CALLED LIFE AND DEATH...YEA I MAY SEND YOU A DRINK OR A NICE COMMENT FROM TIME TO TIME-BUT OVER HERE ON MY END...I'M F*CKED UP IN THE HEAD.I TRY TO STAY FOCUSED,KEEP MY HEAD IN THE BOOKS BUT SOME F*CKED UP THOUGHT ALWAYS DERAIL ME. OKAY SO I'M ON HERE RATING PICS,READING BLOGS,MESSING WITH FRIENDS AND I COME ACROSS EVIL TONGUE'S BLOG ABOUT HIS SISTER(MAY SHE REST IN PEACE)AND IT STRIKES A NERVE- NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT THE PAIN HE AND I SHARE OF LOSING NOT JUST A LOVED ONE- A SIBLING.I READ THAT THE DEATH OF A SIBLING IS THE HARDEST,EVEN HARDER THAN LOSING A PARENT. I WENT THROUGH LIFE FOR MONTHS THINKING,WISHING,PRAYING THAT I WAS JUST HAVING A BAD DREAM THAT MY LIFE WASN'T REAL-NOT SLEEPING, SCARED TO SLEEP BUT WANTING TO WAKE UP FROM THIS HORRIBLE DREAM. BUT I THINK THATS WHAT KEPT ME GOING NOW AS I AM SLOWLY SNAPPING BACK INTO REALITY I FEEL IT WAS WAY OVERDUE TO LET THAT SH*T

Stupid Shit Part 2
ok so thought of some other stupid things bout me last night 16. cant stand when people crack their necks 17. im scared to death of clowns 18. i stare into space sometimes for no reason 19. i like the smell of cucumber melon 20. im agnostic 21. i like to paint things with white-out 22. i cant say potassium 23. i dont like cinnamin 24. i loooooove tomatoes 25. i wrote a childrens book 26. i usually only wear one sock 27. i cant watch someone get sick 28. people that say "like" a lot annoy me 29. and i got one fucked up middle name yeah few more to add to the list

Deployments
Suck for those of you wondering. I realize this was what we got into when he signed up. And fighting to keep our freedoms is something that we need to keep protecting. But I am really missing him is all.

Css Keyword Color Chart
CSS Color Keyword Chart. Color Names, Hexadecimal, and RGB provided. maroon#800000128,0,0red#ff0000255,0,0yellow#ffff00255,255,0olive#808000128,128,0purple#800080128,0,128fuchsia#ff00ff255,0,255white#ffffff255,255,255lime#00ff000,255,0green#0080000,128,0navy#0000800,0,128blue#0000ff0,0,255aqua#00ffff0,255,255teal#0080800,128,128black#0000000,0,0silver#c0c0c0192,192,192gray#808080128,128,128orange#ffa500255,165,0

Sign
center> Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com

Freddy's Second Coming(poem)
Go home, little one. You're still too young to comprehend. Don't look at the danger that skirts every dream. But you won't listen, will you? You've far too much that need be done. Growing up should be your main concern. Yet past warriors call you to take up their plight, That their sacrifice not be in vain. There's still a war yet to be won, You wake with a name on your lips like a prayer, "Freddy Krueger", and a shiver down your spine. You've no idea what's to come. These battles are nothing to you Virgin fighter; virgin sacrifice. Nothing learned in textbooks will help you pass this test. Mommy can't help you now. His bladed weapons are honed by years of workouts in the boiler room. Pain, fear, and blood in an orgasmic rush That's how his power grows. Of sucking the lifeforce of the child wracked by fears, He's a Master of the game. Creating terror like stepping stones he makes his path To the heart of you; then cuts it away His high, like wine, st

The Killer's Lament(poem)
Take me from this dusty shelf And return me to my former self. I'm trapped in fan fiction stories Which give no justice to my former glories. How dare you subject me to bad grammar and spacin'? And make me lose to that punk bitch Jason? Haven't you learned from my box set? I'm the best fuckin' killer yet. I'm sadistic, I'm ruthless(but charming!), and cruel, I make the kiddies scream, but the ladies drool. No matter what the year, I'm hip With my shiny blades and a well-timed quip. Let me live again in heart and mind As I make yet another glorious find. Let me in, my pets, into your Dreams And hear the dulcet tones of your final screams. Give me another Nancy, another Tina, or Rod Don't you know I'm your celluloid god? When are you little shits gonna see? There's not another bad-ass around like me So take me off this dusty shelf And return me to my former self. Let me return to the darkness of your heart And tear the fabric of your soul apart. If you

Rogerlee Pimpout!!!!
BOMBERS NEEDED... ITS THE LAST FEW HOURS OF THE CONTEST AND A WONDERFUL FRIEND NEEDS HELP!!! PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND HELP OUT!! LET ME KNOW THAT YOU HELPED... AND I WILL GET YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN... PLEASE!!! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!! THANKS AGAIN... AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU DROPPED SOME COMMENTS ON HIM... EVEN IF ITS ONE OR TWO... PLEASE HELP HIM OUT!! ~~AngL~~

Nervous
So today I'm meeting a guy that I met here on Fubar. And I'm FREAKIN out! Haha! he seems like a nice guy really sweet and he's good looking too with nice lips (I like lips) I just don't want him to be disappointed when he meets me. He says he won't be but........ I don't know. I mean I'm not some big fat ugly girl. I'm a sexy bitch with a nice phat ass! I'm a great person with a big heart and I'm lots of fun. So I sent him a picture of my oh sooo sexy body (with clothes on in case anyone was wondering) And he liked what he saw in the pic. So I'm sure he'll like what he sees when we met. I just can't help but feel nervous. I mean this is basically the first guy that I've met that didn't want to......... Well you know I don't need to say it. Ok well I just needed to get that off my chest before I went extra crazy. Haha!! Oh DAMN 30 more minutes til I get to meet him. Oh crap I'm shakin hahaha!! that's funny.

Having Fun On Fubar
Ya never know just where you will find a really cool person. Just today, in my MuMM, I met an awesome gal from the Great White North named MISFIT Has an awesome argument/discussion with her, and I LOVED it. So, check out Misfit , show her alllll kinds of caveman love, cuz she is the Schizzle!!!

On This Friday Nite!!!!
This FRI!!!..... I will meeting my girlfriend and going out of town to Syracuse, NY... We wil going out to the bar and will gets more pics of us and you will see it ok??? I am so excited to see her!! We had been waiting for over months!!! O'Well!!! I know she is excited to have me!!! Thank you Mike

Men
so if ya red some of my other blogs you would come to know this situation....my husband has left me yet again for my ex best friend....yup the same one he left me for the first time! only this time it is OVER! now we have a son together...i feel sooo stupid for even thinking things could work out....i knew it! deep down inside...i knew...but i was in love....love..y does it have to turn the smartist people into dummies? he knew long before our son was born...he didnt want a family with her...so i was used...now he thinks our son needs to be around her all the time...like hes gonna change her...you cant change someone...they are who they are...you cant change something that doesnt want to change...and according to her shes perfect soooo what is there to change? he came to me a while ago telling me how unhaooy he was and how quilty he felt about everything...and now he wants me to feel sorry for him...he says he wants to be ther for me and help me thru all the pain i feel....how can t

Is "he" Really Out There,somewhere?
My mind screamed out "Make love to me" My body screamed out "Make love to me" He did more than that Without a word Without a thought He touched, licked, kissed, nibbled, and sucked on places that my body thought had lost feeling Passion, Desire, Lust He knew just what I wanted > From the top of my head to the tip of my toes I shivered Cried out Then fainted The rush of sensation passed through my body It made all the tiny hairs stand up on end Just a touch and all of my feeling came back to me > From just his touch I fell asleep that night - peaceful Only to awake the next morning and realize that he was already gone Just a dream I don't know; but when he comes back we shall start all over again and again and again

Keys Of Desire By Beniot Bellemare
a friends of mine wrote this for me. i just wanted to share with my friends Keys of desire -------------- Words on a screen Burning passion Sleep deprived Battle ends in hiatus Letters falling from the screen Like rain of autumn Words spoken Vivid echoes, insanity Awoken in the morning Keys in the face Vague memories are trace Of yesterday's dance with you Looking around Evidence to be found Of this new born flame Dissipates in evanescence Waiting now your presence Confirming what might be Just a blurry memory Of those words on a screen by Beniot Bellemare inspired by Debbie (Leggz)

About Me A Little
Its simple Love me or Hate me.. I am not fake or into Games Looking for that Guy to sweep me off my feet. Im simple a love note will do me just fine instead of a gift its the words from the heart that matter most to me.. I have three great kids and my oldest if married.. Im 35 will be 36 in Jan. I have lost 200 over the past three years and Im loving life and everything in it. Im as true as you can get I dont play games or Cheat. when I find mister Right he will know it he will have my heart and soul...FOREVER

Mmmm!
Is there anything better than Coco Wheats for breakfast on a weekend morning? I mean seriously! Sure, sometimes on a Sunday morning I'll make homemade biscuits and sausage gravy, but damnit, there's just nothing with more chocolaty goodness...or wheaty goodness than Coco Wheats. I might make me a second bowl :)

The Game
Well the annual I go to the Dallas/wash game in DC is on again. Seats this year are on the field right behind the Dallas bench which is cool for me cause they are the best seats in the house for me. I will be taking somemore crazy pictures as I did last year but I want more then anything to win this year. Last year sucked and we lost on a damn fluke play at the end of reg. Me and my brother will be there again so when they show some shots of the Dallas bench take a look behind them cause thats where me and my bro will be. GO COWBOYS Will

Needy
i have realized that when it comes to certain of my friends, ive become very needy of their attention. i dont like this. its unfair to them, and leaves me feeling like shit most of the time. so im giong to start working on being less needy. i do wanna thank sam though for helpin me realize this about myself. theres so much i want to say to all of you but i dont know how to say it. im sorry

Today.
I went to McDonalds earlier, and decided to take a nap after I finished gorging on the glorious food. As usual, my dreams were straight from, well, don't know. This one, well, not so sure exactly where it started at. I was taking a road trip with a bunch of people... pulled over at a gas station somewhere in Maryland. I think. We're all waiting around for whatever reason, and this group of people comes up to my car asking if I could lend them my cell phone. Sure, why not. SO I hand it over. Next thing I know, everyone is angry and decides to go inside the store. So I walk inside, and I'm looking for these people with my phone. Then it starts raining outside. I'm talking about biblical type rain. Terrific. The car windows are open. So I go through the front door to get to my car real fast... It's not out there. WTF? So I run over... somewhere, and I'm suddenly in this massive garage. My friend moved my car for me. Sweet. This group of people walks past me and hands me my c

~marvelous Day~
One of my best friends in the whole world, "Chris" come to Vegas today, and we spent the entire day shopping, and goofing off in SIN CITY. Started out upgrading her MAC with RAM and the newest OS - X and then she took me to "PF CHANG'S" a Chinese Bistro here in Vegas that is simply delicious - have leftovers in the fridge that i can't wait to wrap my mouth around. P.F. Chang's The neat part of the day - Chris is a singer, a karaoke singer, and not just a "singer"...she preforms with all her heart, and can actually SING - it's her passion, and it's apparent in her delivery. When she sings, my socks fly off, and my dimples cave in to endless smiles and gaping grins that just can't be beat. Today, while between malls, she spotted a out of the way Karaoke store, and screamed for me to stop - i dove into the parking lot, and 30 mins later, she's got a handful of new cd's. No sooner then we are back on the street, she has the cd in the player and is belting out her songs - all to my

My High Blood Pressure
I have high blood pressure and I'm taking 3 different pills for it . But 1 of my meds makes me sleepy , so I need to take a nap about every day. I take my pills in the morning as directed but it sucks trying to wake up and getting right back sleepy again.

Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral Body: 1. Geez, what died in here? 2. He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. 3. Nice service...where's the keg? 4. When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!! 5. Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind. 6. Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on. 7. You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs. 8. Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.

How Many Things Have You Lived Through?
how many things have you lived through? Body: I have read a lot of books. I have been on some sort of varsity team. x I have run more than 2 miles without stopping. I have been to Canada. I have been to Europe. I have watched cartoons for hours. x I have tripped UP the stairs. x I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs. I have been snowboarding/skiing. I have played ping pong.x I swam in the ocean. x I have been on a whale watch. I have seen fireworks. x I have seen a shooting star. x I have seen a meteor shower. x I have almost drowned. x I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear. x I have listened to one CD over & over & over again. x I have had stitches. I have had frostbite. I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there. I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects. x I currently have a job. I have been ice skating. x I have been rollerblading I have fallen flat on my face. x I have tripped over my own two feet. x I have been in a

Worst Day Of My Life!
14 YEARS AGO 2DAY I FOUND MY FRIEND KENYA MURDERED BUT THANKS 2 GOD HER SIX WEEK OLD DAUGHTER WAS SPARED.....ITS A ROUGH DAY FOR ME AND I DONT USUALLY TALK ABOUT IT BUT A NEW FRIEND CONVINCED ME IT MIGHT HELP.....WAS NOT ALL BAD THOUGH CAUSE I DID SAVE HER DAUGHTER HER SISTER AND MYSELF THAT DAY.JUST WANNA LET HER KNOW ILL NEVER FORGET HER AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER CHILD SO SOMEDAY I CAN TELL HER WHAT A SPECIAL MOM SHE HAD.....R.I.P MY FRIEND...IN MEMORY OF KENYA DUNCAN! TY

Poem For My Love
This feeling is like no other happiness, joy - contentment My stomach flutters my heart skips a beat You place a smile on my face and a longing in my soul To hear your voice doesn't ever seem to be enough to see you face just doesn't do i want to hear your breathing, feel your touch, smell you body close to mine I long for you dream of you wish for you I tell myself it's to soon but my heart says otherwise my body begs for more I've fallen for you, you have me in your hands, I am yours Treat me gently, lovingly and I'll stay forever yours ~Jess

Fubar Survey
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...... get horny 2. Shots or beers? shots 3. Do you have drinking buddies? a couple 4. Do you get Angry? not often dont piss me off 5. Do you puke? only a few times i dont like to drink that much 6. After 7 drinks, who are you? depends on what im drinking 7. Your favorite drink is? southern comfort and root beer 8. Tequila does what to you? turns my stomach 9. Who do you drink with? myself ususally 10. Vodka makes you? depends on how much Ive drank of it 11. Do you smoke when you drink? no 12. Do you pass out? once in a while if I do jagger 13. Do you drink girly drinks? FUCK NO 14. Do you drink alone? sometimes 15. Worst drink you have ever had? vodka cranberry juice in Tequilla made me really drunk 16. Do you play drinking games? sure, if the feeling is right 17. Favorite Beer? none beer is nasty 18. What is your favorite shot? jagger bomb 19. What will you NOT drink? beer 20. Ar

Care To Know
what's been up with me since last weekend? i went to the beach as planned with michael, josh, pat, chris, allie, jessica, and bree. the weather was VERY hot for november, but unfortunately no one remembered to bring sunscreen and i burned like a forgotten marshmellow roasting on a campfire. oh, i also watched my darling boyfriend set curtis on fire via an exploding can of Off. his burns were WAY worse than my own, poor kid. since i got back from the beach on sunday, i've been avoiding the world. i don't really want to go out into the public until i'm done peeling, but that's kind of unavoidable seeing as i have a doctor's appointmen today and another tomorrow. but i'll keep you posted.

Poetry 1
I wake myself talking in my sleep Way too down To even eat A voice drifts softly On my mind Will there ever be Another time Afraid to go to bed Cause its to cold Nothing there for me Just pillows to hold I know one day I will be fine Getting over love Just takes time Day by day It comes and goes This kinda pain Doesn't always show So I make a promise To the man in the mirror To just let go And hope life gets clearer

Ok...time To Lay It All Out.
Something's happened tonight to make me realize just how far I've gone in the wrong direction. And now it's time to lay everything out for everyone to see. Time to let you all see the real me. The one I try to keep hidden. I'll admit it right here. I'm not right. I have a lot of problems. Mental and emotional. I see into things the wrong way. I get easily confused on things and when I read into something wrong, I get pretty fucked up. My biggest problem is that I bottle everythign up. EVERYTHING! I bottle it and I bottle it even after it festers inside of me. I bottle to the breaking point and yet I bottie it some more. Not healthy, but add in a depression disorder and ya....big time trouble. I've always had it. Inherited it from my dipshit of a father. From what my mom told me once he had depression problems. Thanks, Joel. Nice to know you're passing your legacy onto me and shit. Anyway, Another problem I have is low self esteem and self worth. I can acknowledge m

A Little Fyi
Ok i need to let you all know that any day now i may be going offline for who knows how long.I have listed my laptop for sale. As hard as it is to tell anyone this, i dont have a choice right now. i need the money for my kids's christmas. My kids come first and i want to make sure they have a good christmas so that means giving up my pc. In which i am more than happy to do so just to put a smile on their face christmas morning! So i will be leaving if i can get it sold....I will miss all of you but i will say bye to everyone before i go. Love all my friends! update: I got 2 offers on my pc today so will be offline within the next few days

Fuck This
Ok let me start out by saying that this is going to be me venting. the "glorious" command here thinks we're still in the states. our motto for this place should be "Welcome to our FOB where we are more worried about your uniform than we are about your safety" Ok seriously what the fuck. one thing they just implemented was no knives in the dining faculty. now if we have a knife they'll turn us away at the door. But if we go there WITHOUT a GUN they also turn us away at the door. ok so say someone snaps. they pull a knife. they might stab one or two people before their brought down so we're not allowed to carry a knife. now we HAVE to carry a gun there. so say someone with a 9mm snaps. their guranteed to fuck up at least 14 people before anyone could do anything that could definitely stop them. HMMMM wheres the sense in this. if anyone knows PLEASE let me know cause i cant figure it out. Another thing is this whole respect to people of higher ranks. yea sure whatever. as far as i'm conce

Angry Words
Worry, anger, disappointment, frustration, tears Where are you? Said my piece waited for his nothing offer just a look say something? No longer the little boy Now a young man growing and changing Talk to me..... I trust you I believe in you I love you and I am sorry 2007

Most Functional Word In The English Language
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE ... THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the righ

Work, Doctors, Legal Drugs And Donkeys...
So... I've been AWOL again. Apparently the doc has been having some problems getting my medication right. Well no fucking shit, Sherlock. It seems like all I've done for weeks is work and fucking sleep. I've been like a zombie but it's supposed to be "helping" me. It's supposed to making me cope "better". Well, fuck that shit. Apart from the odd manic episode and almost constantly feeling sad (for want of a better word) I was doing OK I guess. But now I'm Mr fucking Zombie boy all work and sleep. I've got to stick with this programme of medication for another 4 weeks too, "to give it time to work" according to the doc. Man, I never had this trouble when I was a total chemical freak. Street drugs are way fucking better than this shit they're prescribing me. They've made the wrong fucking drugs legal. It's time to review the system, lol. Anyway, work - warehousing for a company that supplies electrical goods and toys to major retailers ain't exactly a bundle of laughs on the run up t

I Love The 80's!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SO TRUE !!!!!!!!!! GOTTA LOVE THE 80'S You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 3. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom 4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. 8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. 9. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) 10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. 11. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF" 12. You wanted to be a Goonie. 13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (som

Bad News!!!
My Girlfriend can't make it to coming with me for Thanksgiving weekend!!! Bec of Her Father just died from few days ago!!! I just little bit sad but I understand how she feeling!! She just got hard to thinking about me and her father!!! So I offered her coming to her later or soon!!! She still loves me lot!!! Wanted to coming with me all the time!!! Thank you Mike I just moody!!!!

Models??
hey ppl....im a resident plastic n general surgeon....just hopin to find some models for my work...for modeling...or even some advice or commments...contact me...or if willin to chat... jawwad316@yahoo.com is my id...take care..