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Adult Toy Reviews
I will now be writing adult toy reviews for www.rogreviews.com weekly! I'll post a blog each week with the link, check it out :) This weeks review: Climax Remotes Wireless Rabbit http://www.rogreviews.com/reviews/read_review.asp?sku=5219 xoxo Lanah Layeau
For You Lil’ Ricky!
Heart aching Heart breaking As you lie there Staring into space Anger Disappointment Sadness Hope All for you Bad decisions Bad choices Got you where you are Suffering Pain Is what you are going through Darkness Blank Is the look upon your face. Wonder Optimism Is what we all must have. Fight Will Power And Strength Is what you must have to pull through Even further through Lil’ Ricky Why didn’t you wear a seatbelt?
Bus Tries To Fit In Drive Through At Mcdonald's
Bus tries to fit in drive through at McDonald'sI thought everything was bigger in America.More videos at MachoVideo.com
Prince Of Toads
"Prince Of Toads" I seem to attract some real strange ones, Not sure how that comes about, They seem like a prince in the beginning, But soon after, they make me want to shout. They aren't what they seem to be, And I find out a little too late. Did someone hang a sign that reads... "Only Toads May Enter This Gate"? Some could have passed the test, If only they'd had the guts to try. But they simply leave me thinking... "This is one toad of a guy!". Then I guess it was your turn, And I should have seen you coming... With your faux fur robe and jacked-up crown, I should have took off running! I'm not one to judge others normally, But you really took the cake. Do I look like a tasty mosquito Flying near a cool blue lake? I crown you "Prince Of Toads" And the title fits you well, Although I know it's not very becoming... Get over it, what the hell?
Winner
1st Place Tjattherock 2nd Place ♥PUMPKIN BUTT♥ 6th Place SassyMysticDawn 9th Place LuckyLynk Dj
In The Mirror
Wanted
Ok. If you are weighing whether to see Wanted or Hancock....go see Wanted! I loved this movie. It had a two action scenes in particular that were as cool as anything I've ever seen. One was a car chase when Angelina first shows up and meets Wesley and the other was when Wesley goes on a rampage near the end. I wont tell you much more about the movie because it's best watched if you don't know many details but the action is good, the story is somewhat interesting, Morgan Freeman is excellent in the movie and Angelina Jolie is smoking hot as expected. I highly recommend this movie. I think it's been a great summer of movies so far and we still have Batman, Hellboy and a couple others coming up!
Scotch And Wry 5.
Scotch and Wry 5. Scotch and Wry 3. Scotch & Wry (Part 1 of 9) Scotch & Wry (Part 2 of 9) Scotch & Wry (Part 3 of 9) Triple Scotch & Wry (Part 4 of 10) Scotch & Wry (Part 5 of 9) Scotch & Wry (Part 6 of 9)
Mummy, Daddy Is Dumb
Mummy, Daddy is Dumb Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says... "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says... "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." He goes back to play on the beach...... Several minutes later he comes running back and says... "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says... "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says... "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got !"
Saving Abel - Addicted
yup its true I'm so addicted to All the things you do When you're going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breath you take Itss unlike anything when you're loving me oh girl lets take it slow so as for you well you know where to go i want to take my love and hate you till the end its not like you to turn away from all the bullshit i cant take it's not like me to walk away i'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets all the sounds you make with every breathe you take its unlike anything when you're loving me yeahh i know when it's getting rough all the times we spend when we try to make this love something better than just making love again its not like you to turn away all the bullshit i cant take just when i think i can walk away, i'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets all the sounds you make with
My Homie Dj Rev. Revolutions Suicide
Hollywood Pussy
Hollywood is a place i would compare to junior highschool. everyone in JHS spends most of their time trying to determine where on the chain of popularity they fit into. same in hollywood...what kind of car do you drive, what do you do, who do you know, how can you help me become the next gwen stefani or carmen diaz....it's actually pretty sad, pathetic and a fucking joke...these people in the entertainment industry out here are liike spooge on the balls of the world...they may be on a high rung on the ladder of the Biz here, but come on dorks...you're spineless puss fucks. these people are more insecure than a 450lb freshman cheerleader. and best of all..everyone out here will kiss your ass until they determine whether or not you're "above" them on the pecking order and path to their grammy, oscar. or "imafukenluser" award. These thoughts come from me not out of bitterness towards my own career...I have my name on 35 million records and have worked on multiple grammy award winning albu
Happy Bday Paul
umm it's kinda late..making a bully all gq and stuff tomorrow when i'm fully awake..lol but like to announce. it's paul's bday.. yay.. so glad God gave us such an awesome great sweet guy.. go show him fu love.. if you don't know him u should.. he's so real and an awesome person. eh words can't even describe. ♥ ya Paul.. your the bestest friend any person can have. *hugs* ~dina rocks Pâµ|@ fubar
First Rule Of Fight Club?
Follow up to my blog about my new job offer. I've attended my first martial arts class to learn the ancient art of swordplay. I get to the venue and there's about 20 dudes there, all really fit and scary looking guys. They're all opening these long narrow bags they've got with them and pull out swords and start swinging them about as a 'warm up'. Our instructor introduces me and welcomes me to the group. He runs through the health and safety rules: "Remember, while these swords are blunted, they're still dangerous weapons. You could easily break bones or smash a skull with one. If you're not fast enough to block a strike made at you, then we might, just might, call an ambulance for you." Once all the guys have started on their practice he comes over to me and hands me a bokken (a heavy wooden practice sword that kinda looks like a katana). He tells me to take the sword in my right hand. I tell him I'm left handed but he says that because the majority of people are right hande
The Drama Never Ends
most of us love our parents, no matter how odd and embarrassing, they are our parents it's not like we had a choice in them. everyone says their family is complicated, and in truth most are. but there are some you need god damn road maps to even understand if the siblings are really siblings and all that crazy shit. so when I think of mine and try to explain it to others I realize that it is fairly difficult to understand who belongs to who and what. for the most part I've been lucky though. I was raised in a 'good' home. always had what I wanted and needed and was rather spoiled. the one dark cloud was the fact that my brother and I were adopted. but like everything else in life you get over it. after all I wouldn't trade this life for anything. but when you're world as you've known is thrown off it's axis it takes a while to get back to what could be labeled as normal. thus far it's taken me 4 years to come to terms with both my biological families and all that's come with them
Calum Fisher
Optimism can make you look stupid,but cynicism always makes you look cynical.
I Feel Awsome
for the first time in a long time i feel fucking awesome. spank you robert!and now im off to bed because it sleepy time.
New Link For Wedding
(repost of original by '¡ï¡î sTaRr ¡î¡ï' on '2008-07-11 23:07:32') (repost of original by 'ddiamond1975' on '2008-07-11 23:09:19')
Auction Open
Alright the moment you all have been waiting for! My first Auction is up and open!!!! So here is a look at all the hotties, but before we do that let me remind you, i will be taking auctionee's until July 13th @ 12 am EST. ALL BIDS HAVE TO BE ADDED TOGETHER BE SURE TO INCLUDE THE FUBAR 20% FEE You must outbid the person below you for your bid to count. NOW A LOOK AT WHO's BEING AUCTIONED OFF: ~!Xx*luscious*xX!~ ironhalolp: TrippinDaizy: Broken Angel: LiTTLE MiSS ViXEN: Armyman1987: ßËÇKRFÇ1™!: ☠ †V€ÑØM..R..: †Lord Ðrake †:
Maumee, Ohio, Protest/awareness
MAUMEE, OHIO...Route 20 AND Route 24 ...YEP, THAT'S MY BEST BRO BRIAN HOLLADAY, AGAIN... CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023
[whoa... That Must Be Some Kind Of Record]
Jesus... it's been over a week since I wrote something new. What's wrong with me? I'm... a little down. And out, I suppose. Not much to celebrate, still in a weird... spot. Undecided, unaware, undiscovered. I need to work. Or I'll lose my mind like the alchoholic foolish mess I am. So it's time to work. I know ... you can totally picture me, at my desk, pounding away on the keys to a new project... truth is, in 4 hours I'll be staring at the same blank word document. :) But at least I'm gonna start trying again. Dry spells... y'know, they can really kick your ass some times.
Funny
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought
Quit
i quit smoking today......i'm going out of my f**king mind!!!!!i've been smoking for 31 years,..i am so going thru withdrawals !!!!i'm on the chantix pill but i still want a cigarette!!! any one have any suggestions?
Be Different
Be different To make a difference, you often must be different. It takes courage and confidence to go against the grain of negativity that surrounds you, and such courage can bring great rewards. Where others see only doom and gloom, look for the bright glimmer of opportunity. For it is most certainly there. When everyone is looking for someone to blame for what has already happened, turn your focus toward the future. Exploring the current possibilities will create infinitely more value than arguing over past failures. When you encounter rudeness and irritation, generously offer your own polite and confident patience. When you bump up against the arrogance of another person, melt it away with your own sincere, self-assured humility. Just because everyone is heading in a negative direction doesn't mean you must go that way too. On the contrary, it's a valuable opportunity for you to set a positive example. In times of great difficulty and stress, choose to be a beacon of
In A Auction Please Come Bid On Me
Guess Who's Up For Auction??? ~*SexyBitch*~ That's Who!! Place Your Bid On Her Now Auction Starts On Monday, July 14th @ 2:00PM PT Auction Ends On Monday, July 21st @ 4:00PM PT Click The Following Pic To Place Your Bid .: Brought To You By :. Big Daddy Rate/Fan/Add Him
500.00 To 3500.00 Cash Right To Your Door!
Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Let me show you how to get out of the 9-5 grind!!! Generate 500.00 to 3500.00 CASH right to your front door!!!! Just visit my website http://www.cashgiftsatyourdoor.com
I Haven't Heard The Music But The Lyrics Sum Up Part Of My June
Cold But Magnetic by Flying Moonlight through branches of the trees Cold but magnetic Inviting and putting me only guard The light of dreary solitude But hardly everything is so faceless The look of the moon like your reflection The thoughts of the lonely heart The grief and joy of your soul The suffering of unrequited love On your face the silent movement Of the cold light Coldness penetrating into flaming heart Night embrace carrying you away Following the moon so taciturn Like you are in your solitude All day long you have been waiting For the moonlight approaching To impart to it your story To disclose your thoughts to it To reveal your soul To chill your heart You are free in night time only And concealed from alien sights Confronting your reflection Moon is the mirror of your consciousness Into which you look any time You want to understand yourself You're grateful to dusk You're hardly waiting for the dawn Moonlight through your gl
Stuff On My Mind
Sitting here with the dog on my lap trying to think. What the hell I am doing with my life Every thing just seems so fucked up for lack of any other word or emotion that I can contemplate. That the saddest thing though. So much potential wasted and so many dreams left to fall by the way side. Where has my life gone what have I done to it I cant help but wonder who is to blame. There has to be some one to blame, it cant be my fault. Then again it is me I am the one that has made it the way it is I am the one. I wonder if there is some way to salvage this thing or do I just go on. What if what if, I ask that question nine to ten thousands times a day each time a different answer. That’s a lot of crap if you ask me. Some times I wish that there was a answer to all the questions in life. Like a big magic eight ball ask the question shake it up and bang o man its answered. It seems that my life just went through a change, lets see like a toilet. The big flush and nothing g
Thanks From Jake
To everyone who helped me make You all are an Amazing Bunch of Friends!! I couldn't have done it with out all of you!! So once again.... THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!! YOU GUYS RAWK!!! Go SHOW All Of These Awesome People Some Love!! ♡JÁmï€-£¥ÑÑ Real Life Girlfriend ؃ ϟϟJÁkè the §Ñåkèϟϟ@ fubar Sherry Lynn@ fubar **Vicki**@ fubar
Looking Ahead
Well as everyone knows... I'm moving to North Dakota to be with my girl-friend Shayla... Now its been this huge inside joke between us about how much I will be giving up moving there... Like... there is No Checkers, No Sonic, No beaches... No professional sports teams... THE WWE DOESNT EVEN COME TO NORTH DAKOTA... Well Shayla sent me this video to show me what I get to look forward to when I get there... So go watch it and then continue reading... Now after watching this... You should I know I must really love her... to be moving there... and that I do... So everyone wish me luck... Hopefully I will be able to hold in my excitement...
The Brick (ty Larryb)
THE BRICK A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared . Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, 'What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?' The young boy was apologetic. 'Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do,' He pleaded. 'I threw the brick because no one else would stop...' With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked ca
Love
This Week......
I am going to be camping most of the week and will be back sometime thursday afternoon/evening. I uploaded a TON of new pics in various folders for people to look at and/or rate. I hope you all have a fantastic week...... this is a mini vacation for me and the weather is supposed to be AWESOME so I should have a blast too. I will still have my phone on me, and chargable so anyone who wants to pop in a "hello" can do it, but if I dont answer Im either trashed or couldnt hear the phone or both lol. annnnnnnnnnyway........ peace out, show lust, and I will see you all when I get back !
Check Out Dj Cruise@the Real Red Dragon Lounge!
COME CHECK OUT DJ CRUISE AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!
Another Downrater Because I Won't Flash
SOME GUY IS ALL MAD BECAUSE I WONT FLASH HIM... SO HE RATES ME A 1... LET'S GO SHOW HIM LUV! · breembreem re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! breembreem@ fubar
Colors That U Shine
Promise Me Lyrics
THESE ARE MY OWN LYRICS A 1ST FOR THEM TO BE SHOWN ON FUBAR SO THERE IS 1 RULE I POST ON EVERY BLOG READ ONLY COMMENT IF YOU LIKE BUT DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT FUCKING PASS THEM AS YOUR OWN OR PLAY THEM OR HAVE SOMEONE PLAY THEM THESE ARE MY LYRICS AND ARE NOT TO BE SENT IN OR PLAYED BY ANYONE UNLESS IM THE ONE TO BE SINGING THE LYRICS LOL SO IF YOU NEED A SINGER AND YOUR IN COLORADO THEN ADD ME AND HIT ME UP OTHER WISE READ AND COMMENT IS ALL YOU DO promise me you'll call me promise me you'll never leave prmoise me that you need me promise me that you want me promise me that you'll never leave there's been alot going on here lately alot of things i dont understand im still here waiting to here from you there's a whole lot of rumors going round there's a whole lot of no more talking theres nothing i can do to change whatever i said there's nothing that can bring me down there's no one who can stop our feelings promise me you'll call me promise me you'l
Go Spank My Hookerinaz Hard She Likes It
~*~PebblesinAZ~*~ is with out a doubt the hottest,sweet, caring person i know! You should get to know her if you don't already know her! she is one of a kind! ADD~*~ FAN~*~*~RATE~CRUSH~*~*~ BLING HER BOOTAY!!!! Go Spank her with tons of luvins she ALWAYS returns the luv~ You wont be sorry! i promise you this... Just tell her that "her princess said to spank you hard" shell love it hehe heres her link~ let the spanking begin HookerinAZ@ fubar
Big Pimping Vip/blast * Fu Buck Giveaway
Contest starting on (TUE)JULY 29th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN Ending on (SAT)AUG 9th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN Pic entered must be SFW & any open theme LETS DO THIS AGAIN! VIP OR A 7DAY BLAST GIVEAWAY . PLUS SO MUCH MORE. CAN U HANDLE THE FU!! 1st place Needs 40,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets a vip or 7 day blast 200-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 2nd place Needs 30,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 150,000 fu bucks 150-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 3rd place Needs 20,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 100,000 Fu Bucks. 100-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profile for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 4th place Needs 15,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 90,000 Fu Bucks. 50-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 2 profile f
Happy Day
me and shorts are trying to get fu hitched how sweet is that
Bored And Trying To Cum
i am on yahoo now with my webcam. i want to have a friend chat with me. we can just bs, get naughty or w/e. my id is good_timer2007 on yahoo.
Morph 6
Tropical Train
New Train Come join the tropical train all you have to do is add, fan,&rate everybody starting with the owner and co owners Please pm message summer uk to be added to the train and to get ya tag if u alreay have them friends list just leave a profile comment to the tropical train ************************************************* OWNERS ****TrAcY mEmBeR oF fuBaR uK wOrLd cRuIsE ******MeMbEr Of ThE bOoZe CrUiSe** ************************************************* Summer~Uk~Leveler~Brit~Bomber~4~Sarges~Badgirls ~Stalker~Of~Alex~Fu~Owned~By~Alex~&~Tracy~ ************************************************* CO OWNER UKLADY66 car 1 ************************************************* Di aka PiNkLaDy the Original* Lost Soul Founder of the Lost Leveler's Fu Owned by Jµ§'Mê♥ Kå†h¥ R.F.C. Club United lost souls baby cofounder of lost levelers~Fu owned by lost ~souls Fu Angel~Redneck Family Circle~cl
Beware Of Haters ;-(
I think people enjoy down rating I just got rated a 4,that's pretty funny,well I returned the favor. Even if the person isn't what I like I never down rate unless I get down rated first. I just believe in the do onto others motto,it would be nice if everyone thought that way.I got a idea don't like my pics??? Don't look at them!!!!!!!
Hello Everyone!
I'm new to this site and it's going a little fast for me. I'm trying to get used to it, so if anyone can help me out with stuff, please send me a message. xoxox M.
Help Asap
Bomber's needed, ASAP!! He's got a very slim lead and need some help getting this contest over with... I've helped so many... won't ya help him a little just cause it's the nice thing to do?? if you leave 200+ comments I'll make you a personal Salute... 500 comments a sfw salute and we will negotiate what else. Just send me a message with the # of comments you leave and yes it will be watched to make sure I'm not paying out if you don't leave the comments. ¢¼ ¢¼ White Chocolate ¢¼ ¢¼ Wifey to ~Will~~ Owned by ღMz.NeNeღ@ fubar (repost of original by 'Carnie *Member of Life-savers* owned by Tiger Princess' on '2008-08-03 21:42:44')
Am I Your Desire? Made By Pink!
¢¾Meet My Slave¢¾ ¢¾She Is Every Man's Ultimate Desire & Woman's Too!¢¾ ¢¾She is Sexy As Hell! Show Her Tons Of Love!¢¾ ¢¾Let Her Know Her Adorning Mistress Pink Sent You!¢¾Your Ultimate Desire¢â Captain for Fu Luv & Owned by PebblesinAZ & Pink0828@ fubar Much Love: *Pink0828 *@ fubar
Caa (calling All Angels) Alert
One of my angels needs some prayer for her niece> Please keep her niece and their family in your prayers, not only my angels, but the many other angels here on fubar that is family by extension. Doc
Copperheads Tag 3
Dedicated To My Ladie
Please dont go Its worth telling a lie Its not worth seeing you cry please let me dry your eyes all i wanna do is see you happy all i wanna do is make you happy all i want to do is make you feel the love iv got for you please dont go Im the one you should be with at night watching the sunset Im the one you should be with watching the stars twinkle in the nights sky please dont go by cleon aka casper
Welcome To Hell
15 gone from the blast of a car bomb 1 more gone when he got shot being robbed 3,000 more with the falling of the towers All because an arrogant man had to prove he had power Another gone through an abortion of convenience Acting without thinking and then decided "We dont want to deal with this" One more when she said "No" Blamed herself just because he said so Another lost because mommy cant control her temper He will never grow or become a father Count another one gone with a bullet to the head Thought no one cared and that she was better off dead Maybe we should stop hiding in our shells Ladies and gentleman, welcome to hell
Grinning Again
Grinning again Slipping in your silken portal of joy stirring and pushing, I’m a happy boy feeling your love from the inside into snug harbor my ship will glide grasping and gasping, you softly moan as you take your pleasures on my bone my sword thrusting, as if in fencing parries and touches, my body tensing, the climatic joys, our passions all spent basking in the afterglow, love has sent holding you close to me, soothes my heart my love quickens and firms, another start!
I Have Arrived!
So I just started this. We'll see how it goes.
Party Pad
COME AND JOIN AT PARTY PAD GREAT MUSIC AND PEOPLE http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54953
Teresas Hh Giveaway
LIBERATED SPICE Put a little SPICE in your life!!! Liberated Spice is in a giveaway for a Happy Hour and needs help, rate the pic above and drop a few comments!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Lycan /lycanthrope / Lycanthropy/ Lycanthropy/ Lynaphobia
Lycan Wolf -------- Lycanthrope \'li-ken-throp\ n (NL lycanthropus, fr. GK lykanthropos werewolf, fr. lykos wolf + anthropos man) 1:a person displaying lycanthropy 2:a werewolf -------- Lycanthropy \'li-kan(t)-thra-pe\ n 1: a delusion that one has become a wolf. 2: the assumption of the form and characteristics of a wolf held to be possibleby witchcraft or magic -------- Lycanthropy the transformation of a human being into a wolf. It is either considered as a psychiatric state in which the patient believes he is a wolf or a magical ability to assume the form and characteristics of a wolf. -------- Lynaphobia Fear of the Moon, latin
Ty Tommy
How 2 Eat BUBBLE GUM TACOS *or Everything U Need 2 Know About Cunnilingus Eating panty pudding can B1 of the most wonderful things U can do 4 a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential 2 give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake U in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex R always in demand. If U gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of UR league, may overlook UR other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse 2 talk more about her flower. The cootchie is a mystery 2 most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only 4 special occasions and then quickly put back N2 hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. 4 something so complex you'd think there would B instructions, or a map, or a help icon. How many times have U pla
Yes Even More Poems
The Moons pale light creeps upon the shores A rhymatic dance the light does parade The thunder grows louder as the rains soak in Brilliant flashes of light build as does her anger within On her knees she has fallen, her hope ripped away Her once warm gaze now sullen and grey The wounds of her past cut deep into her soul As the cold night takes her within its hold Her cries shrill with torment and pain Until the winds cold breath, took her last breath away
Undefined Nothingness...
I search for words to express myself but they all seem meaningless, sometimes my emotion so great that describing it is almost impossible. My mind wonders from one thought to the next without even allowing myself to ponder one from the other..they become distorted and confusing until i unconciously question every direction i may take. I often wonder if what i say is even understandable, if anyone out there can even connect to the emptiness in which i feel. I know that we all feel similar things from time to time but we all have that nothing inside of us..that one specific hole thats filled with moments and memories of situations that have changed us..the un-named powerless concoction of life that lingers. This is the one thing we keep locked up and hidden away from society..from the people we love..and sometimes even from oursleves. Im speaking about that raw, untouched and unmasked definition of what we fear the most and that is fear itself. Ive allowed so many things to be decided be
Might Just Take A Sememster Off
I'm so fuckin angry right now i feel like breaking something. I'm not gonna be able to register for classes on time because the stupid cashiers office won't take off the hold on my account. I would have had the stupid account paid off if it wouldnt have been for that illegal immigrant stealing my SSN and causing me all this IRS trouble. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr this probably rambling jibberish to the rest of you but fuck it.
Thoughts For Tonight 8-14-08
As I am about to head to bed, a few thoughts have run through my mind that has been parading around on and off the past few days that I have questioned people about that I know, that are couples. How do you share your space? I have been single for so long, and not that I haven't been involved, but nothing has developed enough to such sharing living quarters has been an issue needing to be discussed. If the topic does arise, does one worry about loosing their independence to come and go as they wish? What made me think of this is because one day as I was getting up for work at that OMG 330am, I turn on the light, get in the shower, turn on the TV, etc.. I don't worry about noise, or having to leave the light off or anything, I go about my business and do my thing. I blow dry my hair with the bathroom door open to my bedroom and so on.. I don't always work such hours, but when I do, good lord, what the hell? LOL Are some of us just predestined to lead a single life style? I don
Re: Top Geopolitical Author: U.s. Risks Nuclear War With Russia
RE: Top Geopolitical Author: U.S. Risks Nuclear War With Russia ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Aug 2008, 20:17 Top Geopolitical Author: U.S. Risks Nuclear War With Russia Political economist and best-selling geopolitical author F. William Engdahl says that the U.S. risks stumbling into a nuclear war with Russia over the situation in Georgia and South Ossetia, as President Bush and Condoleezza Rice both heightened their rhetoric against alleged military breaches of the cease-fire. http://www. prisonplanet. com/top-geopolitical-author-us-risks-nuclear-war-with-russia. html
081008 Dilbert
Southside Hustlerz Auction
SOUTHSIDE HUSTLERZ DID IT NOW THEY ARE HAVING A LIVE AUCTION IN THERE LOUNGE MONDAY @ 9 PM EST TIME WOW CAN U BELIEVE THEY ARE PIMPING THERE STAFF OUT COME CHECK IT OUT!!! COME JOIN THE FUN WHILE THEY PIMP THERE STAFF Click anywhere on the pic SO COME CHECK OUT THIS HOT NEW LOUNGE WITH SEXY DJ'S AND HOT MEMBERS!!!! WE ARE ALSO HIRING ALL STAFF IF INTERESTED PLZ GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THE OWNERS OR STAFF MEMBERS
Live In Chile 2008 3 Of 9
Chiefs Message
Dear Members, Todays message covers 2 sections the first that I'll cover is current membership. We continue to grow strong daily we are still in need of members and reposting of current recruitment blogs your all doing a great job there will be more things in place soon like a possible VIP for the home page and possibly member of the month. Secondly, I'd like to address a weapon of the Cherokee Nation primarily that of the Oklahoma Clan Cherokee Weapons Arrowheads were made from various kinds of stone, but, flint was considered the best. Not only because it was so hard, but also because the “grain” in flint is easier to chip than most other hard rocks. The favorite tool for chipping arrowheads into shape was the deer antler. A piece of rock was first broken into smaller pieces by using a hammer stone, then the most likely pieces shaped into arrowheads by chipping away with a smaller hammer stone and with deer antlers. Spear point were made similar to arrowheads,
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Need to send special prayer request for two angels, Sunshine and GeminiDolly who are both feeling the effects of TS Fay. Send prayers and angel love not only for our dear angels but all the people being affected by TS Fay. Will keep updated on weather blog as much as possible. Doc
The Top Ten Things Men Know *for Sure* About Women
The Top Ten Things Men Know *FOR SURE* About Women 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts.
Fear
No one knows the fear I hold, layers of strength. Yet my heart grows cold. Sometimes I cry my tears of rage. The world around me crawls. Silent, turn the page . . . Death has come. Say goodbye. A world of hope in the tears I cry. All a waste, yet I've always known this time would come, my journey home . . . Goodbye, my love, my only friend. My journey to the forbidden end
Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Dave Attell, Mike Destefano, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Interns Needed, Jim Norton's Telephone Updates, Good-bye Ba
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Thursday, boys and girlies... Holy Shmoley, this week is flying by, ain't it? Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Extravaganza, our pal, and host of the new Gong Show on Comedy Central, Mr. Dave Attell will be stopping by. Also joining the POgram will be our Traveling Virus pal, Mr. Mike DeStefano is going to be hanging with Op, Ant, and Jimmy. Incidentally, Dave Attell has a bunch of gigs coming up... Get your Dave Attell tickets online now! Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!). Good-bye Baton Rouge: Unfortunately, the O&A Show will no longer be heard on KRDJ in
Why Are They Not Talking To Me
i donot do nothing right but they are not talking to me. do they want me leave forever and i not who left, i'm not bad person but i think some people think so and thats not fair. i wish people said what they mean and not throw lil but lil in there. u what i donot care what they thing i know the truth and that all that matter. and donot like this then piss off
Still Trying 2
September 21, 2008 is my Fu-niversarry!! I know it is a TALL order but am still hoping to make Disciple on or around that Funiversarry. Why you may wonder, just for the sheer challenge. Thanks to a few of you and your pimp outs, we've managed to kill a little over 100k in 4 days. Less than 30 days to go.. Whew.. I know I know.. even the best out there with all their friends, money and pull would have a rough time, but the fun in even getting close!! Now I don't have any pull or great following nor can I make great promises I can only say I'll just do my best to make it up to those who help and hope those who I have helped will help me too :o) So what do ya'll say? Is it possible? Even if it is a long shot? Think we can give it a go? Is 5.2 Mil too much of a stretch for 30 days? Perhaps to even get it half way, but it would be fun to see how close we could get..:o) MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add@ fubar Please Repost Often, 500K for first Sticky
A Thought On Where We Are - By Me
A THOUGHT ON WHERE WE ARE (Our government's actions on our freedoms aka the patriot act and other laws they have passed.i am a firm believer in what ben franklin said "those willing to give up some freedom for a little safety deserve nither") Insanity to the core Darkness and insipid chores My dead cat on the floor An old man drinks at the corner As I catch a floating feather These days are getting better Twisted thoughts flit thru the mind As I wander thru the daily grind Out here on societies shorn rind I dare not lose my view Or deviate from my oath so true Must avoid hells flue Comments I make and cant deny A part of me is still shy As my spirit still flys The old one drinking starts to talk And those around him visibly balk And the ignorant start to mock He tells of days gone by And of the things our parents tried The things for which they vied He rambled on an on for some time Looking about as if one of us was goin
Over 1,000 Terms For Male Masturbation
A little five on one Abuse the fuse Adjust your set Anger the cobra Anger the pickle Answer the bone-a-phone Appease the cheese Arm-wrestle the one eyed champ Asexual reproduction Autofellatio Auto-manipulation Ax the timber Badger the witness Bag that ass up Bait the mast Bake cream cakes Bake the cheese Banana squeezing Bang yourself Bank off shoot goo Bash the bishop Baste the turkey Battle the Cyclops Be a loner Beat it Beat off Beat Pedro Beat the banger Beat the beef Beat the bishop Beat the bologna Beat the hog Beat the meat Beat the monkey Beat the morning wood (like every good boy should) Beat the one eye snake Beat the one eyed monster Beat the rat Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker Beat the shit Beat the stepchild Beat the stick Beat the weasel Beat up shorty Beat your cock Beat your gorilla
I Could Kill A Man
I've got so much rage inside me right now it's not even funny. It's crazy because I have no idea why. I've been happy lately, with the exception of a few things. Work is a pisser, and thing s just keep getting worse, so I'm thinking that's my main focal point for all this. Typical Monday today, nothing normal, nothing easy. I got pulled in about 3 different directions within about 5 minutes of walking in the door. Long story short, I ended up working 2.5 hours of overtime, and it's not looking good for the rest of the week. I figure I'd try this blog shit out, and see if it makes me feel any better, because frankly weightlifting has been a bust at work, due to some douche bags ruining my focus on that. I've never been one to air my, so called, dirty laundry, but what hell, why not? What harm can it do, eh? Hopefully this wall of text, doesn't scare you off. If so, oh well, fuck it, I'll deal...always have, always will. The big kicker that's eatin' me is the f
2 Tough Questions
2 Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peekin
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From Columbo, The P.i. . .
Remember Peter Faulk, as Columbo??? . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff.I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir? See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things. Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once! Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Islan
Mouse And Cat
there are three mice in a bar drinking..one mouse drinks his beer and tells the others..i am so strong i can lift a pound of cheese..the other mouse drinks his beer and says ..oh ya i am so strong i can lift two pounds of cheese...the third mouse drinks his beer and begins to leave the bar..arent you going to tell us how strong you are the other mice said..i am going home to fuck the cat.the thirde mouse responded
Three Men Stranded On An Island
Three guys get stranded on an island, they have 2 dollars among them. 1 guy takes a dollar with him and says hes going to go get food, he comes across a vending machine, theres a hamburger, a soda , and a blowjob, the guy says, im really hungry, im really thirsty but im really horny. So he gets the blowjob, the second guy leaves with one dollar and comes across the same vending machine, the man says im reall hungry, im really thirsty, but im really horny, so he gets the blowjob. they all meet back at the campsite and show all each other what they have, the first 2 men, dont have anything, but the third guy says " i found 2 dollars"
Penis Facts!
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Man In Wheelchair Robs Texas 7-eleven Of Condoms
Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms Fri Sep 5, 9:57 PM ET DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink. Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened. But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon. Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.
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Help My Friend?
Help my friend Mikymous! He's in a contest with his girlfriend for most overall points. Show him you don't have to have boobs to get points!!! He's a great friend, one of the 3 or so who ever helped me in a contest.
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Another friend request for a friend and his family caught in the aftermath of Hanna, neither of them have been through anything like this, and of course we need to add all the other family, friends and people also affected by the storm. Angel Prayers for their continued safety and power to calm them and help them get through this alright. Doc
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Cry Alone
Cry Alone Where fallen angels sleep Cry alone In the world, in my world My heart grows deep Among the shadows The Angel of Death awaits you Play a song from my music box Let its sorrow serenade sweep you away Into the bay of my loneliness Rain Rain will wash away the pain But it's not water that holds dear Drops of blood Flow onto the hands of white A sea of bloody roses Gaze upon yourself Oh twisted bent image Shatter for me Like a glass figure Upon the cold ground of the world A tear mislead from the heart Cry alone Time is endless An endless waltz Cry alone I say Cry alone In the world, in my world In the house of bloody roses and broken glass.
Tangerine Dream - Loved By The Sun
Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit
Confident Airline Attendant
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was canceled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. H e asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have yo
The Shit She Be Doing Aint Shit.
The Smiths - Rusholme Ruffians
The last night of the fair by the big wheel generator a boy is stabbed and his money is grabbed and the air hangs heavy, like a dulling wine she's famous, she's funny an engagement ring doesn't mean a thing to a mind consumed by brass(money) and though I walk home alone my faith in love is still devout the last night of the fair from a seat on a whiring waltzer her skirt ascends for a watching eye its a hideous trait on her mothers side and though I walk home alone my faith is still devout then someone falls in love and someone's beaten up and someone's beaten up and the senses being dulled are mine and someone falls in love and someone's beaten up and the senses being dulled are mine and though I walk home alone my faith in love is still devout this is the last night of the fair and the grease in the hair of a speedway operator is all a tremulous heart requires a schoolgirl is denied she said "How quickly would I die if I jumped from the top of the para
Thinkin
i've been sitting here a lot recently just thinking things over, a lot of the time its the same things again and again, but then there are a lot of other things i think about too. like, why? why do things happen the way they do? why cant things be different? and why does wishing on a star never work? why do people say things when they dont mean them? and why do things happen that you really wish wouldn't and things that you really wish would, don't? i dont know the answer to those questions, but, i sure wish i did i sit and think about all the things that are happening in my life and i wonder if things will ever be the way i want them to be, i think of all the good times i've had and think of all the bad, the bad really seem to outweigh the good but i know i should be thankful for all the good things and really truly i am. life isn't perfect, it never will be, i guess we just have to make the best of it and hope that some day all our dreams and hopes will come true. its
Pharohs Elimination Contest
OK SORRY FOR THE CAPS LOCK I AM NOT SHOUTING VERY LOUD. I NEED YOUR HELP NOW IN RATES ONLY ONE COUNTS SO IF YOU GOT SOME GREAT FRIENDS THAT WANT TO HELP A FU OUT I NEED IT NOW I NEED RATES TO STAY IN THE COMPETITION AND I NEED THEM ASAP. TIME IS IMPORTANT AS THE POINTS ARE SO CLOSE I HAVE SPENT 4 ENTIRE DAYS DOING THE BOMBING ON MY PIX. I NEED SOME HELP FROM MY FRIENDS. HERE IS THE LINK SINCE I HAVE NOT POSTED IT LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY. I WILL BE DOING SOME OTHER BLOGS TO LET YOU ALL KNOW HOW I DID AND IF I MADE IT TO THE FINAL ELIMINATION. I HAVE WORKED HARD AS CAN BE AND IT IS NOT FOR THE POINTS, BLAST,OR FUBUCKS IT IS BECAUSE I AM 51 AND MY LEVEL IS LOWER THAN THEIRS AND THEY ARE SO MUCH YOUNGER. OH MY DEDICATED FRIEND THAT NEEDS NO NAME PUT IN HERE WORKED HIS TAIL OFF HELPING ME AND TO MY DAUGHTER WHO TOOK OVER DOING THE POSTING OF COMMENTS WHEN I WAS TOO WORN OUT. I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR AND I HAVE ALL OF YOU TO THANK FOR IT.TO ALL THAT RATED ME I WILL GE
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GRAND OPENING Of CROSSFIRE SALOON. Lil Rob - Lets Get Nasty LOOKING FOR A PLACE WHERE YOU CANN HANG YOUR HAT AND LISTEN TO A VARIETY OF GREAT MUSIC FROM BEFORE, THEN AND NOW?? A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET A LITTLE CRAZY AND LET LOOSE?? THIS LOUNGE IS NOT FOR THE MEEK AND SHY. YOU WANT TO OPEN YOUR HORIZONS AND EXPERIENCE THE CROSSFIRE. BUT BECARFUL NOT TO GET HURT THE HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH EXCITEMENT. THE IMAGE BELOW WILL BRING YOU TO US AND SHOW YOU THE WORLD OF LUST. This Promotion was brought to you by: *~Always Erica~*5 Alarm Hotties~*~Head Greeter @ Crossfire~*~FW to Officer_Rob~*@ fubar
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Bottoms up! all started cause i asked if he was racist or against freedom of religion... after he posted a picture in a mumm ------------------------- aww... man i thought you were gonna be fun.. you have a nice day :D === 'J Kevin L' wrote the following at '2008-09-13 17:46:16'.. > > Whatever. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. > Have a great day..... > === 'Miss Vanima' wrote the following at '2008-09-13 17:43:45'.. > > > > i never said he was or wasn't... > > > > but that picture states > > either > > A) you are racist because it is traditional garb > > B) stupid and against freedom of religion because you think it is muslim... > > > > I never said if i agree or disagree with him.. so don't make YOUR assumptions > > > > === 'J Kevin L' wrote the following at '2008-09-13 17:41:06'.. > > > > > > So you think Im a racist or anti muslim huh. Thats a very stupid thing to assume. Do some research on your beloved Mr. Obama. He is not qua
Waterfalls
There in the cascade I found my tranquilty and my mind was able to drift into a sweet serenity where I found your eyes staring back at me piercing my heart through just mere memory This elysian field held my pleasure attentiveness as you crossed your legs from left to righteousness I find myself sensually endearing their smooth touch and encompasing the nights we once had to clutch A state of elated bliss with just one kiss with eyes closed its no longer something i miss There in that elusive moment I hope to recapture I've boarded the enterprise of an extacy so pure
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In My life I haven't met a woman that has taken me so strongly. Kate is beautiful, smart, and the strongest woman I have ever met. What she does to me I can't explain, but I can only say it's Heavenly. From the moment we met I knew our friendship would develop into something lasting and precious. Thus she has become the star in my life which brings me light in this dark world and warmth always. My precious I love you. She is my baby always. Love Keith PS..Show her some love, she deserves it!!!!!!!! Here is the link please go show the love to her she deserves . KeithღKate ~ Founder/Co-Owners of Club United and ELITE@ fubar This message brought to you by Club United Home Page See Blog To Join!!!@ fubar
Black Hole
By She & Him Black Hole - She & Him My eyes are so bleary I guess I'm young but i feel so weary I've tried to express it But I think its all a bore Its at the heart of me, A very part of me Speak slowly, I can't hear you My mind keeps spinning closer and closer to the rain on the roof, And the rain in my head, and the things that you said People take it further ahead And it just gets so foggy It's nowhere in here And its everywhere else that I don't wanna be, But I'm stuck here getting misty over you I'm alone on a bicycle for two. Speak slowly, I can't hear you My mind keeps spinning closer and closer to the rain on the roof, and the rain in my head, and the things that you said People take it further ahead And it just gets so foggy It's nowhere in here And its everywhere else that I don't wanna be, But I'm stuck here getting misty over you I'm alone on a bicycle for two.
Worlds Craziest Halloween Party
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1st, 8pm to 4am at THE CUBAN CLUB in YBOR CITY BABY !!! 2010 Avenida Republica De Cuba at the corner of Palm Avenue and 14th Street... Over 5,000 of our closest friends and fellow partyers stop in every year for one hell of a Halloween Bash! Well this year they're adding TAMPA as a second home so all you wild freaks and partiers in the Southeast can experience this hedonistic extraveganza without having to travel all the way across the country. They're bringing the debauchery to you!!! Their very first TAMPA FETISH & FANTASY HALLOWEEN BALL will be taking place at the the incredibly cool CUBAN CLUB in historic YBOR CITY. There are only going to be 3000 tickets available so don't wait too long to make your plans since they've sold out in Vegas every year and TAMPA will be no different. Year after year they deliver the most cutting edge entertainment mixing world class dj's with live erotic theatrical performances, out of this world fire breathers, fire dancers,
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Mental Terrorist
Decided to go to bed early tonight. Long day. But I can't sleep. My brain just won't shut off. Don't You Hate That? I think I'm developing insomnia. I've recently lost track of my goals. Again. Have you seen them? I'm so easily distracted lately. I hate that. It's funny what you can talk yourself into... Or out of. So here I am. Searching for perspective. When I find this... -REL
Take Your Hands
Take your loving hands and Remove the mantle of mistrust from my shoulders. Softly unbutton the silken gown Of regret from my skin. Come my love and remove the veil Of heartache from my face and Kiss these lips that were ordained only for you. Confiscate the jewels of deception from My arms neck and ears-discard my fears. Feel the fabric of the chemise Of my misgivings and set me free from it. Kiss my naked shoulders honeyed with newfound faith Liberated from doubt and the threat of neglect and obscurity. My darling go further south and Remove the thongs of this world's Hatred and prejudice from my hips and slide Them slowly down to the floor where they can be no more. Undress me until I am stripped bare of The world's evil and tainted essence until like The day of my birth, I emerge beautiful untouched- unpoisoned. Let this nude daughter of Eve stand Before you liberated from the negative- Pure and positive and free to
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Who Is Still In?
WELL MY DEAR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. SUMMER IS NOW OVER, KIDS BACK IN SCHOOL AND TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS THINKING. I DID NOT TAKE THE SUMMER OFF, I WAS KEEPING THINGS GOING KNOWING ALL OF YOU HAD OTHER COMMITMENTS AND UNDERSTOOD THAT. I BOMBED DAILY AND NOW IT IS MY TURN TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF. I WILL BE GONE FROM OCTOBER 2ND UNTIL OCTOBER 15TH. I AM TAKING JOLEAN AND BOBBIE TO DISNEYLAND AND MANY OTHER MAIN ATTRACTIONS. A WELL NEEDED BREAK LET ME TELL YOU LMAO. ANY WAYS WHEN I RETURN A MESSAGE WILL SENT OUT TO ALL FAMILY MEMBERS ASKING IF THEY ARE STILL WANTING TO BE IN THE FAMILY AND WILL BE ABLE TO FULFILL THE BOMBING COMMITMENT. I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL BACK AND BOMBING STRONG. I WILL MISS THE BOMBING THESE 2 WEEKS BUT I REALLY NEEEEEEEEEEED TIME OFF. LOVE TO YOU ALL HUGGZ....CHEV
What Condiment Are You?
You Are Mustard Your personality is strong and distinctive. You are beyond quirky. You can stand alone in the world well. You are a strong individual. You sometimes work well with others, as long as there aren't any other strong personalities involved. Your taste in food tends to be simple yet high quality. You can really get into a perfectly prepared sandwich or simple fresh salad. You get along best with ketchup and barbeque sauce personalities. Get you with a salsa personality, and things might become downright nasty! What Condiment Are You?
Autumnal Equinox
Mabon (pronounced MAY-bun, MAY-bone, MAH-boon or MAH-bawn) or the Autumn Equinox is one of the Lesser Wiccan Sabbats and is usually celebrated around September 23rd, though it can occur as early as the 20th, depending on the timing of the actual Astrological event. The Autumn Equinox, like the Spring Equinox divides day and night equally. However during Autumn, (as opposed to Spring, when the opposite occurs) we begin to see the waning of the Sun more obviously now as the days continue to grow shorter until the Wheel of the Year spins around again to Yule. The various other names for this Sabbat include the Autumn (or Autumnal) Equinox, the Fall Equinox, the Second Harvest Festival, Festival of Dionysus, Wine Harvest, Cornucopia, Feast of Avalon, Equinozio di Autunno (Strega), and Alban Elfed (Caledonii, or Druidic - which celebrates the Lord of the Mysteries). The Teutonic name for this period is Winter Finding, which spans from the Equinox itself until Winter Night, on October 15.
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State Of Me
I think that I've reached peace with the fact that there will be no more good days, as I remember them. It has been over a month that I've gone more than a few hours pain free, and now I can't even shake the pain and discomfort for a few hours it seems. To get to that state, I have to take too many Vicodin, and that just makes me sleepy. I used to have a few drinks with them, and that would help, but even that has lost it's luster. Our family has a history of addictions, and I have enough demons in my life, I'm fighting hard to keep medication at a minimum. But I've gotten used to the dull throb, or the knot feeling on the left side of my spine, that never loosens. I've even adapted to sleeping half the night in my bed, and the other half on the living room floor, with my feet resting on a chair, to relieve some of the pressure on my back. Wednesday, I get a shot in my spine. In theory, it will reduce swelling, and reduce pain. It may work, it may not, I don't know any
Bring New Value To Life
It's natural to be negative. But that doesn't mean you have to let negativity control your life. It's normal to worry. But worry accomplishes nothing, and you have much better ways to use your time and your energy. The situation you're in could get a lot worse. And yet, it is just as likely to get a lot better. You don't know what the future will bring. So your best strategy is to make full and positive use of the present. The way to do that is by allowing your positive expectations to guide and to focus your positive actions. The best opportunities often arise when it seems that there won't ever be any more opportunities. This is a day when you can make real progress. Turn toward the goal, let your expectations put a smile on your face, and bring new value to life right now. -- Ralph Marston
To All My Friends & Family....
To all my friends & family.... Sorry I haven't been around too much lately but I'm doing ok. I've Just been busy getting the kids to & from school, cleaning the house & downsizing everything we got (w/ my mom's help). Plus trying to keep up w/ my kids football & cheerleading, and appointments too. The kids are doing great as they are working hard w/ school & sports, and trying to squeeze in thier homework & chores too. Just wish the kids could get along better w/ each other, but I guess thats normal siblings stuff..lol. As soon as football season is over then I'll have more free time time. So please be patient w/ me as my kids come 1st. Well take care and ttyl. Love, ~~Shelly~~
Tired
Tired of hurting Tired of caring Tired of hurting because I care Tired of caring because I hurt I have had pretty much everyone (mostly family) turn their backs on me in the last month for none other then their selfish reasons. Now one of the last friends that I thought cared calls up and says don't contact me again. I didn't get an explanation and I don't believe I did anything. How could someone go from saying they care one day (seriously one day)and then turning their back on you the next? Do I demand an explanation even if it hurts more or do I just let it go????? Do I stop trusting everyone with their word or continue to have my heart stepped on?
My Pet Peeves.
1. People who DO NOT read my page ( or anyone's page for that matter ) I mean come on, it says about me...try reading it!! It's funny how guys will hit me up trying to flirt or whatever, not that I mind - a little flirting doesn't hurt :P ...but then they wanna come back later saying "oh you got a man?" duh dumbfuck... 2. I'm just here to cure my boredom... don't expect me to entertain you, it may or may not happen! and guys, keep it in your pants unless otherwise instructed lol... THANK YOU! 3. Harassing someone about their private photos..If I want you to see, don't you think you would be on the list already?? (SCENARIO) "random screen name" checks me out, rates my pictures,fans me and all that good stuff..I return the favor, everything is cool..then they go and fuck it up.."can I see your private pics?" which 90% of the time the answer is not no, but HELL NO! But I guess no means keep asking over and over and then get pissed off when you dont get added, cuz that is
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Are You My Desire?
Without sunlight to intrude I see the twilight's in your eyes As the moon sets up the mood Playing music soft and low While romance fills the air I can't help but feel aroused The very moment you come near You submit to my embrace While candles flick their flame And the smell of sweet perfume Seems to drive my lust insane As I look into your eyes And run my fingers through your hair I taste the sweetness of your neck As I nibble at your ear I then whisper words of love As you answer with a sigh And in a very sexy way Your sweet body comes alive Your the heat of my desire As we slowly come undress I then start to lay you down While you welcome my caress With your luscious lips You have a taste I can't resist When I touch your lips to mine As I soak inside your love To a sexy love condition Feeling passions start to rise While making love in all positions You give me so much pleasure For ecstasy is here With
Samhain Ritual
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: )O(Natural Witch Date: Oct 1, 2008 11:46 AM ~Samhain Ritual~Tools: In addition to your magickal tools you will need:An Orange Alter Cloth, Cauldron, 1 Black Taper Goddess Candle, 1 Black Taper God Candle, 2 Carved Turnip Candle Holders, 1 Black Votive Candle,1 Apple, A Bolline, A Plate of Fruit,Vegetables,and Breads, Pictures or Mementos of Departed Loved Ones, Samhain Incense (Mint, Nutmeg, Apple)Preparation: Sweep area, moving in a deosil manner. Outline your circle with a black cord, fresh turned earth, or salt. Place the black taper Goddess Candle to the top left on altar. Place the black taper God candle to the top right on altar. Place the black votive candle in the cauldron, positioned on floor in front of the altar. Plate of Fruit, Vegetables, and Breads should be put in between the Goddess and God candles at top center of altar. Apple and Boline should be placed in cente
What Really Happened Leading Up To The Events Of May 2, 2008
As most of y'all probably know I was arrested may 2, 2008 on the charges of Aggrevated Stalking and Aggrevated Assault. Some of y'all may have even seen me on Fox29 news or in the Hometown News and Fort Pierce Tribune newspapers. Unfortunately, a lot of you have decided it's a fair assuption that since it was in the news that I must really be the kind of onster they attempted to make me out to be.Now since the fact that the state dropped the charges didn't make the news like my arrest did I am on my own to clear my name so Ican quit receiving strange looks from mpeople when I'm mout in public and hopefully reduce the number of people that are intending to kick my ass when they see me because they think I really intended to do what the police implied. Now for those of you that didn't know(hindsight leads e to think that there's more of you then I originally thought) Sarah and I started talking to each other and hangginggg out when I ggot back fro GA back in Feb. Of course, we never se
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Lonely
In light of not allowing myself to be defined by stuff... I'm trying to not let my lack of friends...define me as being "lonely." For one can be alone, but not necessarily lonely. Whether or not I, personally, can be alone and not lonely is a completely different issue. Whether or not I can be lonely and not let on that I'm lonely, is also something different. Actually, the latter is not something different...it's something I've always done. I've always been lonely...I've always been in rooms full of people, but felt like the only one there. Or like nobody cared. But no one ever knew...not a single soul. And at this point in my life...as my life with someone for over a year is coming to an end...as part of me dies...the "in-love," happy, hopeful and romantic part of me dies...I have that choice to make again: Am I going to let the world see me stand alone and cry, or am I going to spend my time in crowded rooms, hiding behind a smile? My first instinct was to find that
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A Man No One Should Be Near!!!!
In my life I have met a lot of different people. Some I would consider friends and some I would consider to be the biggest scumbags out there. I met a man name Chan. At first everything was great. He had a jealousy issue but I was told that was because of his abandonment issues. (Everyone in this world has issues but none like this man.) What I thought was going great quickly turned into a very dangerous situation. He stated to change slowly. Chan would not let me go out of the house by myself because he was afraid someone else would take me away from him. He wouldn't let me talk to family or friends because he was afraid they would talk me out of being with him. When I would be on the phone he would talk to so loudly to me that the other person on the phone wanted to get off the phone with me. He completely ostracized me from everyone and everything I knew. He was terrified with anything that would potentially keep him and I apart. Nothing that I would do or say would be right or help
The Saga Continues
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Surprise
I was sound asleep last Sunday night when my dog started barking and wouldn't stop. After screaming at her from bed for a few minutes, I decided to get up (assuming that the cat was taunting her from outside her kennel). As I walked through the kitchen, I noticed an elderly lady standing in the middle of my living room!! (yes i forgot to lock the door) I, still half asleep, said, "How the hell can I help you?" She said, "someone is chasing me, someone is chasing me!" So I screamed, "Well lock the goddamned door then!" I then called 911 (and put on some pants before the officer arrived). As it turns out, there was most likely no one chasing her, poor old thing had some kind of dementia and was out wondering around.... So I guess the moral of the story is lock your door if you don't feel like helping out an old lady in the middle of the night... and yes, I've been checking the door before bed every night since.
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De Nordamerikanske Indianerne
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Faceless And Pointless
Rage I embrace your reign Ghost unwilling to sleep Hate me like your enemy Demon strike me deep Hallow ressurrected hero Fallen god sent to bleed Pale as the morning mist Last breathe begins to creep Blood on the lips crusted Anguish in each tear I try to keep Clutch tenderly to my scars Holding lovingly as if in need Surrender exit this plain Not going up descention I plead Flames encircle this evil man Burn away hypocracy's seed Harvest hope like salt for the wound Crush faith under broken feet Self control is just an illusion Love is twisted from grief Razor blade sinks in skin so soft Watch as waves roll from my beliefs Spilling crimson and pitch black Written words empty salvation's beat Tomorrow will still come braveless Faceless and pointless shit filled piece
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That Always Makes Me Think Of Rome
The way the sun hit the buildings in the afternoon? ...Aha...? Frigjørelsen fra Roma må nødvendigvis være det neste poenget sett fra en egyptisk synsvinkel. Og det er en mye vanskeligere oppgave enn Jesus som jødisk. Det hadde egentlig holdt å si at han var egypter. Punktum. Det første poenget som faller en i øynene der er tyranniet. Faraoenen peker mot kongeveldet, men også mot Ceasar som fenomen. Julius er faraoen tatt ut av sin sammenheng. Octavian er tviholdelsen på makten etter at grunnlaget var drept. Det igjen peker mot spørsmålet om folkestyre, og Kleopatra som Herskerinne over Egypt i giftemål med en utenforstående enehersker som maktmessig hadde kneblet henne - som en siste løsning på spørsmålet om kvinnens problem overfor mytologien.
Sadly Emo
months have gone by and i still sit here and wonder.. how can someone wish for another the most incredible thing that life was meant to live for and then take that all away in a heartbeat? it is the most agonizing pain that no one should feel. imagine, to have it all then taken away from you.. no explanations..no warnings.. its hard to sit here and not cry. like a fool i feel for it TWICE my naiveness has killed my spirit and i am as far from happiness as i'll ever be the reasons why i took a breath are now the reasons why i want to die
For Jason......or Was It Justin?
What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why, I have forgotten, and what arms have lain Under my head till morning; but the rain Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh Upon the glass and listen for reply, And in my heart there stirs a quiet pain For unremembered lads that not again Will turn to me at midnight with a cry. Thus in winter stands the lonely tree, Nor knows what birds have vanished one by one, Yet knows its boughs more silent than before: I cannot say what loves have come and gone, I only know that summer sang in me A little while, that in me sings no more.
Obama In Battle Creek, Mi
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What Am I, A Font Of All Wisdom? I Do Get Asked Some Strange Things.
This started of quite sane and declined down a slippery slope into an empty field with a gate. Well, I have been asked some strange things in my time but the latest request has to be the most bizarre and probably the most difficult to reply or carry out. I have just had a young man from Dubai who is actually from Sri Lanka, asking me how he can get married in England. He is Muslim and cannot get married to his American girlfriend in Dubai as it is not allowed. That being so he has persisted on this route of marriage in England. His girlfriend is 56 years old and he is 25. Age is irrelevant but it seems they want to live in Dubai after they are wed. Excuse me but there is not much in Dubai to shout home about except maybe a means of making money. I could be wrong but people I know who have been on holiday there say that there is nothing there but sand, flies and lots of new buildings. There is not history but I presume they have a coastline for holiday makers to wis
Hikers Find 'abominable Snowman' Footprints
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How To Make Love Very Funny
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Ra - Broken Hearted Soul
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Don't Understand
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Morning Sex
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The Journey Of Finding A Relationship
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Call Me...
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The Topic Of The Day
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Something To Give.
My life is a difficult place to be right now. I'm busy, I'm broke, I'm surrounded by everyone else's drama. I'm tired, I'm broken, I'm an idiot's baby mama. Blah. No wonder I dislike most people. I am at my most eloquent and outspoken on this computer. So much so that many would never guess that I often have trouble holding a conversation on the phone, and...when I don't know someone very well, in person. Words that come so easily to me in text often fail me completely when faced with an every day conversation. I volunteer for a local food pantry and I interact with the people there constantly. I am at no loss for conversation when I am helping my daughter with the fundraisers she's doing to help pay for a school trip to Washington DC. But, when it comes to an actual conversation involving something that truly matters to me...affecting my life...I choke. So I'll say my piece here. I don't care about very many people. I mean, I care about people in general...about the wor
One Step At A Time
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A Jury Scaled Bra And Colored Draws In The News
Good Morning. We have all heard of New Years Resolutions… but how about letting your lingerie determine your new years fate…Well that is just what Brazilians believe. I am not making this up…what some people trust in is just…wild I guess…however this is ether a ploy by an underwear manufacturer or a man’s hope to see someone in yellow underwear…other then himself… oh yuck did I just say that…the focus is back to Brazil… When economists calculated the effect of the credit crisis they warned of a run on the banks but not a run on yellow underwear. But in Brazil, the color of underwear worn at midnight on New Year's Eve is believed to influence your luck in the coming year. Wearing red underwear is supposed to bring passion, pink underwear love, white underwear peace and green underwear luck. Yellow underwear means money and with millions of people worried about the fallout from the credit crunch, they are flying off the shelves. "People are desperate, they want to not lose their job
Connection!!
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Dream Child
Dream Child So soft and sweet I hold you close to feel my heart beat. You smell so good all sweet and innocence. Softly I sing a lullaby as you curl in a tiny ball upon my breast. Not a sound you make not even a tiny peep. For you my darling are fast asleep. How I have dreamed of this day for so long. To hold you in my aching arms. I have waited for an eternity it seems to me. Now you are here where you belong. What is that noise I hear? What could be calling me? What has aroused me from my peaceful slumber? I turn my head to see what has awakened me from my pleasant dream. A alarm clock has rudely awakened me from my sweetest of slumber. With blaring noise and bright numbers shatter my dream. As my head falls back to the pillow I wish for you to come back to me. Please I pray make my dream a reality. Bring my precious child to me.
Steelers 27 Bengals 10.....improve To 8-3
now thats how u handle biz......... top afc teams.... 1.Tennessee Titans 2. Pittsburgh Steelers 3. New York Jets 4. Denver Broncos 5. Baltimore Ravens 6. Indianapolis Colts 7.New England Patriots 8. Miami Dolphins Steelers 27 Bengals 10
Girl Getting Driver's Liscense
There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense. She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense. When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors. She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at. The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first." Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed. As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit" Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."
Trying To Godmother!!!!
Irreplaceable - Beyoncé EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DOGGIE LOL!!!!!!!!! Two Gorgeous females trying to level up to Godmother!!! Go on ahead and give them a hand. I know for a fact that they always return the favor!!! ~†JUDGE WHITEDOVE™?~ FuAngel ?~~ÐJ ÐÈß~~? FuAngel (repost of original by '~Home of Heart of Fires FuAngels & Lost Boyz~ Club FAR ~' on '2008-11-23 09:34:21') === '~†JUDGE WHITEDOVE™♥~Pegasus Project~ ~FU-ANGEL~Team Leader for Teddy' wrote the following at '2008-11-26 20:11:43'.. > > > > > > > > > (repost of original by 'DJ Cryme Tyme--{Tune Spinner & Resident Big Guy For Green Door}--' on '2008-11-26 15:59:44') > (repost of original by 'Tø†ålChãø§69™¥»..l./ Owner of Green Door & ~CHANTELL~Stalker of ØTîÑåMã®ïË Member of FHSG~' on '2008-11-26 16:07:28')
Jezabelle - May 1993 -
Jezabelle is still with me - for now. Still, she stops at closet doors and yelps for her mother and sister.
No Love
Staring out into the world across the street You hate the way your life turned out to be He's pulling up in the driveway and you don't make a sound Cause you always learn to hold the things you want to say Your always going to be afraid [Chorus:] There's only hate There's only tears There's only pain There is no love here Oh so what will you do? There's only lies There's only fears There's only pain There is no love here Broken down like a mirror smashed to peices You learned the hard way to shut your mouth and smile If these walls could talk they would have so much to say Cause everytime you fight the scars are gonna heal but there never gonna go away [Chorus:] There's only hate There's only tears There's only pain There is no love here Oh so what will you do? There's only lies There's only fears There's only pain There is no love here Oh no So what will you do? Your falling, your screaming Your stuck in the same old nightmare He's lying, your c
Sweet Tears
A flow of sweet tears Crystal mirrors of the soul Treasure for the years
Iridescent Jewels
Dreamy eyes so blue Pure iridescent jewels Innocent and true
Carnal Bliss
It’s not carnal bliss That my heart from her desires But her soft, sweet kiss
I, Icarus
I remember once Those days of barefoot freedom, Just how fleet they were. I remember how they flew And I, Icarus, with them.
Something Different Today...as I Am Rasing Glass Of...wine!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
Long Distance Relationships
The majority of my Long term relationships have been Long Distance. A Few have been purely online. I have been able to maintain the relationships through lots of communication, phone, email, IM, letters...this coupled with a good imagination can keep any relationship going if its worth it. I have found my imagination is very potent. The mind can produce sensations just by mere suggestion... But what I miss... What I crave... is the actual touch... Real skin...real sweat...real taste...a real man's arms holding me instead of just being in my head. Have you ever needed something so bad, been so close to getting it and then had it yanked from you? yeah...supremely sucks doesn't it? Now have that happen 3 times in rapid succession... yes it's officially called whining. and it still sucks. So...here I am...still waiting... Still craving a mans touch...real not imagined... feeling alone.
Wanna Have Fun, Join Up
[feast Of Famine]
When I get to the pearly gates I hope God has a sense of humor. I mean... he has to right? Look at duck billed platypi and Australians. ---------------------- My dog is whimpering and barking in her sleep. I think she's dreaming about eating a cop. I don't discourage that. As for me, I'm... exhausted. I wish I had something insightful to tell you people, I wish I could work on Icarus Rising proper, but sometimes you really shouldn't force things when every muscle creeks, and your brain is so... dry. My ex is getting married to the man she cheated on me with. My dog needs surgery. My dad is changing careers at 55. My mum is losing her mind and spiking her blood pressure. My gramma is a demanding tyrannical invalid. My extended family members are all loud snotty shits. My best friend A doesn't make enough money and is having his first kid in a month. My best friend B just got layed off and has immediately lost all remaining hope. My brother is like the walking de
Best Typo Award
face sexual position? I have no clue what my face looks like during sex, but I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That's all I got
What Reindeer Are You?
You Are Dancer Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance. Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer. Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
Back Off He's Mine!!
Brandy: Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute? Monica: Uh huh, sure you know, you look kinda familiar. Brandy: Yeah, you do too but, umm, I just wanted to know do you know somebody named you, you know his name. Monica: Oh, yeah definatly, I know his name. Brandy: I just wanted to let you know he's mine. Monica: Huh... No no, he's mine! You need to give it up Had about enough It's not hard to see The boy is mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused He belongs to me The boy is mine Brandy: I think it's time we got this straight Let's sit and talk face to face There is no way you could mistake Him for your man are you insane Monica: You see I know that you may be Just be jealous of me Cuz you're blind if you can't see That his love is all in me Brandy: You see I tried to hesitate I didn't wanna say what they told me He said without me he couldn't make It through the day ain't that a shame Monica: Maybe you misunderstood
Beautiful Angel
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The Constitution
Here's what's up people (though i don't know how many of you even read this) I'm going to be posting the ammendments in order. maybe it'll help clear the chaos that is this country. I will also attempt to explain the meaning of each, if i can. Ammendment 1 Congress shall make NO LAW respecting an establishment of religion, or PROHIBITING the practice thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people to PEACEABLY assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievences. ok, a lot of people misinterpret that first part. What it means is that the government cannot establish a state religion. it does NOT mean that the government can stifle any sort of religious activity, which is what the next part says. Putting a nativity scene in fromt of a court house does NOT in any way infringe on the rights of non-christians. It is simply the practice of this first right. It is also the practice of the second part, the freedom of speech. If a
Funny Thoughts To Ponder
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? What is Satan's last name? Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"? If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Do they bury people with their braces on? How far east can you go before you're heading west? How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? Do dentists go to other d
Revenge Of The Chili Pepper
A friend who knows my hobby is planting habanero chili plants sent me the following. It is a bit lengthy, but worth reading every line: I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that said course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to mess yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite habanero peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of whe
Thank You Serendipty!
the beautiful young lady, SERENDIPITY made a beautiful pic that includes my daughter and I. please stop by and show her lots of love!
Damned Tagging Tharna
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? Far 3. Your hair? fluffy 4. Your mother? sleeping 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? Amy 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? juice 9. Your dream/goal? immortality 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? metal 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? america 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? smart 16. Muffins? yummy 17. One of your wish list items? jet 18. Where you grew up? London 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? clothing 21. TV? comedy 22. Your pets? cat 23. Your computer? shite 24. Your life? boring 25. Your mood? lazy 26. Missing
A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.
The Pagasus Project
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13k To Level One Of Our Own!
Moon is only 13k from leveling! Rates have been reset so we all should be able to get her leveled! :D:D Moonlucidreamer-Member FubarsFinestLevelers@ fubar AAAAAAAAAAAND!!!! DJ Superman is down to 455k from Godfathering so lets hit him up too! DJ Superman ~Owner Planet X~Head DJ @ Fantasy Radio@ fubar If ya know of anyone needing help leveling let me know and I will TRY not to miss blogging them...Sorry to those that I ended up missing because I wasnt here...But please keep letting me know of possible ppl to help out :o)
I Wrote This One At Work. Shame I Have Noone To Write For Now
I'll never forget when I first talked to you I remember every detail and maybe you do too. I've known you for so long and finally took the time To let you into my heart as well as my mind. I loved you so much, and you loved me too Still 'til this day I would do anything for you. We've been through so much, both good and bad You've made me cry, and I've made you mad. You were my first love; we've given our lives to each other Still every time I see you, my heart opens and stomach gets a flutter. We've made so many memories and decisions As I look back I would make no revisions. You have broken my heart and given me pain There have been points in my life where I only saw rain. No matter what happens between you and I, Love me always, for you I would die. You've given and taught me most valuable lessons I will never forget you and give you my blessings. Time apart is OK Fate will bring us together one day. A lot has happened and a lot has been done I'll neve
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Trying To Spread Some Cheer!
So, after seeing a pic of this on Rhonda aka Strawberrykysses profile, I decided I'd spread a little holiday cheer by sending virtual mistletoe to my friends comment sections. Since the bouncer here doesn't like my posting the same comment to everyone's profile (I hope I havn't earned his perpetual glare! LOL!), I thought I'd just try to post the mistletoe image here, and ask you to consider yourself kissed if you read this blog! Free MySpace Layouts MUAH!
What Kind Of Pajamas Are You?
You Are Lingerie You love to be seen as attractive. Being seen as sexy is important to you. You drive everyone crazy... in the best way possible. You love to tease, flirt, and fall in love. You are the type most likely to be sleeping in someone else's bed. What Kind of Pajamas Are You?
Boobs!
♡Exotic Eyes...RIP Kept In Corsets♡@ fubar She has them... Actually she is just 86K or so from Fu-King so go rape her bishes!
Puppies!!!
So my dog just had 3 puppies. 1 girl 2 boys. I'm very excited
My Hh Summary (plain Text)
subject: Your Happy Hour Summary received: 12/15/2008 07:58 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. You collected 1,280,520 bonus points as Happy Hour sponsor. Cheers! 323 members leveled up during your happy hour: syberchat91106 'Chill Fu' (4) dontknowwhattoput 'Grasshopper' (3) hrddawg 'Fu-gee' (16) THALUGNUT 'Psycho' (8) Whiskey Bent N Hell Bound 'Fu-ling' (2) saltlife336 'Newfu' (1) miss'behavin 'Fu-ling' (2) Rhondakbt 'Wasted Fu' (7) Shy~n~Wild 'Bad Fu' (13) lilmamagreeter@exstacy lounge 'Bad Fu' (13) Texassweetheart 'Assassin' (18) 831Netty666 'Grasshopper' (3) Randy the Red Nosed Reindeer...aka..."Tana's Toy!" 'Regular' (12) kbrooker 'Fu-Fighter' (5) Cody 'Newfu' (1) carly rose 'Rock Star' (20) St.Pauli 'Psycho' (8) Wicked88~Greeter @ Excito Diabolus ~ 'Barfly' (11) jman1217 'Regular' (12)
Repost Of Dv's Bully! E1 Should See This
For you all Island - trent wilmon - Rodney (repost of original by '~SGT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE~ALWAYS HOT & READY~ASST. GENERAL MANAGER @SOUTHERN RADIO*~~~' on '2008-12-16 16:53:19') (repost of original by 'AUTO 11S ON**Rhino**' on '2008-12-16 19:33:44') (repost of original by '~SGT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE~ALWAYS HOT & READY~ASST. GENERAL MANAGER @SOUTHERN RADIO*~~~' on '2008-12-16 19:35:14') (repost of original by 'bluesfan67stl' on '2008-12-16 19:54:42') (repost of original by 'Ms. Sassy{Shadow Leveler}Fu-owned by cindragon~Proud Fu-Owner of Scarlett, JonJon & Dirk McGirk~' on '2008-12-16 20:00:52')
Poetry
things keep pulling me apart i try to have the ppurest heart but i never can keep it together i blow around like a feather with nothing no teather so when live get harder im supposed to get smarter find away around the drama but i keep putting myself in it with not one or 2 but three babies mommas. the first i didnt believe it had to be a lie till the day i heard her lil foice cry i dont understand why at 18 i thought i was a grown ass man sign my right over to some bum who i thought could take my place but he jus laught in my face as he threw her mom out his place now shes on the streets with nothiung on her feet i cant see her we dont speak its been 3 years shes grown up has no clue and im the one with the fears 5 years old prolly hard as a rock it was me who put here with this uselss cock BREATH !!!!!! round two i had my wife she was great when we started to date sone it got old her heart grew cold she hated that i had a previous live she wanted me to sever everything with a kn
Feeling Fantastic!
Hello sun sprouts! Ok, day 5 with no tea (zoomy tea) and I feel great. Finally made my way into the wheat grass hut. Yum/yuck, I drank it down and shot it up, (in the nether region) ZOINKS! Felt a difference almost instantly, it's actually quite refreshing... he he he... Why did I wait till wed? Stubborn! We fasted on Wednesday and though I thought I'd be hungry it was totally fine, well except for the emotional detox. I got cranky and my liver flared with a wee bit of anger and growls. Only one guest was injured. Thursday morning - colonic at 7am - HELLO! Though it was glorious, the downside of living on sprouts is the (how shall I say) GAS! Good lorrrd. Digestive enzymes certainly help. They're also really great when you're eating any cooked food. I take them daily without fail. But the best thing about yesterday was that I got to sit in with Anna Maria Clement and watch her do live blood analysis on the guests. REMARKABLE! There is no doubt in my mind that the terrain does
Watch This.
Don't You Know I'm The 5000 Man?
What? Shut up.
Its True... Nice Guys Do Finish Last...
I found this on another persons blog. This was a bulletin they found. To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the stateline) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for
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Sensual Christmas
I wish i could feel the snow…., It was pre-dawn and still dark…., While sensing your warmth….., On a Sexual, Sensual Christmas….., And moving closer to you…., As I wonder how to created that reality The emotion, the passion…., The amorous thoughts…, That my mind….., Was sorting through…., On a Sexual, Sensual Christmas….., Visions of our togetherness…., Just hours before…., By the fireplace….., On the eve of this sensual Christmas Mirror images…., Of you and me imbeded in my mind Touching and kissing…, So tenderly…., And now…., I need you again…., So desperately i Fantasises On a Sexual, Sensual Christmas….., Hoping and praying…., With all my heart…., And soul….., That you won’t…., Turn me away…., On a Sexual, Sensual Christmas…..! ! !
Ho Ho Ho Happy Facial
Hi Everybody This week I am releasing the conclusion of my Christmas special starring Steff See me dressed as Father Christmas giving Steff a right good stuffing in the kitchen Over 18 minutes of video and more than 80 photos showing all the action which includes kissing, blowjobs, finger banding, pussy eating, fucking and Steff getting a facial! To see the samples use this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/tour8.html Or to see a video clip use this link http://www.imagebeaver.com/videos/amateurs-blondes-hardcore-roleplaying-shaved/189903-Steff_getting_a_Xmas_stuffing.html Enjoy and happy Christmas to all James Wildfowler http://www.jameswildfowler.com
The Night Before Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by Clement Clarke Moore or Henry Livingston 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid
The Day You Get Presents And Stuff
Merry Christmas and whatnot! So far i've gotten nothing but a sore thoart. At least i have some tamales.. that's the first batch. Another one is cooking right now. Happy Holidays fu-lovers.
One Of The Best Groups Ever
Insane Clown Posse is a cartoonish metal/rap band with a vaunted live show that features open fires, chain saws, liters of soda dousing the audience (Faygo being the group's favorite brand), and more emphasis on performance art than the performance of music. In the world of the late '90s, that was more than enough to get them a recording contract with a major label, though the release of their 1997 album The Great Milenko came with a bit of controversy. Now just a duo, ICP was originally formed in 1989 as a hardcore Detroit rap group called Inner City Posse. After combusting in 1991, the only members left, Violent J (born Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (born Joseph Utsler), slightly altered the name to reflect the fact that they had been visited by the Carnival Spirit, which ordered them to carry word of the impending apocalypse by touring the nation and releasing six "Joker Cards" (popularly known as LPs) with successive revelations of the final judgment. The first, Carnival of Carna
Licky Sticky Lolli Love(moony Moony)
Daughtry It's Not Over
I was blown away. What could I say? It all seemed to make sense. You've taken away everything, And I can't deal with that. I try to see the good in life, But good things in life are hard to find. We'll blow it away, blow it away. Can we make this something good? Well, I'll try to do it right this time around. Let's start over. I'll try to do it right this time around. It's not over. 'Cause a part of me is dead and in the ground. This love is killing me, But you're the only one. It's not over. Taken all I could take, And I cannot wait. We're wasting too much time Being strong, holding on. Can't let it bring us down. My life with you means everything, So I won't give up that easily. I'll blow it away, blow it away. Can we make this something good? 'Cause it's all misunderstood. Well, I'll try to do it right this time around. Let's start over. I'll try to do it right this time around. It's not over. 'Cause a part of me is dead and in the ground. This
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Renewed
renewed im not here I've left this shell my soul now travels free i'm not dead it's just quicker a way to find the one for me tired of judging and blaming folks they will be what they will be i've found salvation my way away I have the key let go of the negative vibes the harsh feelings and you can see any and everything you wish to see ever so clearly
The Beatles - Helter Skelter
Weight Loss
ok so i have decided to lose weight in the new year. i am doing this by going on a low carb diet and slowly increasing my excercise. i also decided that i am not gonna use pounds to judge how much i lose but inches. i will be updating this every week with my new measurements so my friends can keep up with how i'm doing. please feel free to leave comments as they will help me along the way. day 1 measurments neck 19 inches arm 23.5 inches leg 40.5 inches waist 57 inches hips 75 inches day 1 pic start of week 2 measurments neck 19 arm 23.5 leg 40 .5 in loss waist 56.5 .5 in loss hips 74 1 in loss total 2.5 in loss so far no pic i forgot start of week 3 measurements neck 18 1 in loss arm 23.5 leg 40 waist 55.5 1 in loss hips 74 so 2 in total loss this week start of week 3 pic remember to check back each saturday to see how i'm doing
Nair
So, down in Louisiana for a visit, my pop is sitting in his rocking chair watching the idiot box with my daughter Rachel (his #1 crime partner), and one of those Nair commercials comes on. You know, where they tell you how smooth your legs will be, and how there's no unsightly bumps on your bikini line, etc. He rocks forward in his chair and stops abruptly, turns to Rachel and says "THAT's what that is??". Rachel goes "yeah Pawpaw it's so you don't have to shave your legs.. why?". and he goes.. "I saw that in the shower this morning and thought it was shampoo, I washed my hair with it!"
Come And Place Your Bid To Own Me
GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER DARKE-HEAVEN HAPPY NAWTY NEW YEAR AUCTION PRESENTATION. And here they are ... Our sexy Auctionees for your bidding pleasure.... Rememeber that that opening bid is 100K and the sky's the Limit... All of our participants are offering themselves in all manners of sexiness...
Come Pray With Me.....
---- THE DRINKERS PRAYER ---- Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The beer, The bitter, The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen.
Rate Elmo N Sponge Bob For A Cupcake Bling
rate the elmo and sponge bob folder during HH for a cupcake bling plz pvt msg me be for u start!!
Seductive Kisses Is Holding An Auction!!
Want to join Seductive Kisses' "Sugar Daddy and Candy Girls" Auction?? Auction will start once there are at least 15 entries. Auction will last for 2 weeks. There is a 25k entry fee. Seductive Kisses is NOT held responsible for any non-paying bidders Absolutely NO drama or rude behavior will be allowed..any bidder or entrant not following this rule WILL be removed from Auction and Bids Will be null and void. Please PM Seductive Kisses with the picture link to the picture you wish to be used and offers along with entry fee. And most of all...Have Fun!!!! Click Below To Submit your Entry!! Seductive Kisses ~*~Bully brought to you by ♥Devious♥~*~ Candy Kisses - Amanda Perez
Jay Kubassek Carbon Copy Pro
Jay Kubassek Carbon Copy ProLearn about making REAL MONEY right now Jay Kubassek wanted to create a system that actually worked! There are too many programs out there that say they are duplicatable, but once you're in them you realize that either they just can't explain or train you how to do what they did (meaning it's not really duplicatable at all) or they actually have no intention of telling you their 'secrets' because they're afraid you'll take away their profits.At CarbonCopyPRO, we walk the walk and we talk the talk. There are no secrets held back. Everyone has access to and uses the same processes, the same marketing options and techniques -- even Jay Kubassek. Why? Because Carbon Copy PRO is a duplicatable system and CarbonCopyPRO works. And it will continue to work because this is a $5 billion a year industry in the U.S. alone. There is room for everyone to succeed.Very few companies seem to care if you Succeed or Fail. We want you to consider us your friends on the INSIDE!
Bugs Are Bad, Mkay?
Ever suddenly wake up from a super deep sleep and not know what the cause of your untimely waking is? That's what happened to me this morning. Er, around noon. It took forever for me to regain proper vision and motor skills, and even longer to remember what I had been dreaming about. *shudders at the thought* I'm not one that is typically disgusted by bugs, but this "thing" was atrocious. It was orange and black, with a huge stinger-type thing protruding from its head. I'd say it was more roach-like than anything, but I think it had more than six legs. Oh, and somewhere buried in my memory, I want to think the little fucker taunted me before it attacked. That thing was built like an armadillo, but moved like a spider on a web. Ew. I'm pretty grossed out just thinking about it. I don't remember if I died or if I was successful in killing the creepy bastard; the rest of the details are fuzzy. I'm not sure who I was with, or even what I had been doing before the prick c
Video From My Cell...was Feeling Naughty I Guess
The Meaning Of Life
Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer you'd better shine if you want dinner you'll attract some bug or other it might even be your mother glow little glow worm glow Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer I don't think that you're a sinner even if you ate your mother that doesn't mean you didn't love her glow little glow worm glow Run little human to your workplace your job sucks but life's a rat race follow orders from 9-5 the system says that's how you survive run little human run Party little human, life is groovy have some drinks and watch a movie there's no need for things to change as long as you can dull the pain party little human party Rage little human, your light is fading there's not much time for youth and mating rub that lotion in as much as you please there's no cure for this disease Age little human age Pray little human it's time to die we little worms are standing by though you think your soul is real soon you're going to be our
Selling
Selling The ink of the tat Peeks beneath the opened blouse The soft swell of the breast Demands attention Through perfect symmetry The ankle and calve Is highlighted By the 5 inch heels Each step is a grimace. The hair lightly teased with sparkles That have fallen and Embedded in a bit Too much make up Bright white teeth The best that money can buy The hint of the thong As she bends over to Deliver the drink. All this for the price Of a beer…. Poet
Latest New What Going On What Happiening On My Lounge Call Ride The Lighting Lounge
Getting people to come in slowly but i'm getting up there then trying still to findstaff slowly and seeing whoever about stuff making tags and stuff and seeing if they want to help out in the lounge.if any one wants to just shout box me or if u want to join please do thats will even work too.
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Where Does The U.s Stand
RELIGIOUS OR NOT U DECIDE It's about time i put some words down about where we are as a country. Some say that America has become "pussified" because we let other people tell us how to run our country. Our nation has become soft because we bend for so many different people. Too many times i have heard about people who are offended by something they saw or heard about religion. Everyone is so "sue the next guy because i was offended" happy its just ridiculous. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution.Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire Book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.But it's a Christian prayer, some will
Story Part 4
. After a few moments the woman’s body convulses the screams echoing into the night. As if nature shares her excitement a bolt of crimson lightning crashes to the ground near them. Standing slowly this creature caught between man and wolf howls to the moon his lust for this exotic creature showing in the firelight. Without hesitation he pulls her to him their eyes both blazing with pure need. Sliding her hands from her side she cups her breasts, her voice now filled with lust, “come brother of the wolf and take what is yours.” A growl escapes his lips as he enters her accepting her challenge. Her eye’s widen with shock as she feels him completely embedded in her. With a hunger unlike any other he leans down kissing her hard and passionate. The stone alter groans and creaks from the force of his thrusting. Moaning into his kiss her hands slide to his back and digs her nails into fur and flesh. Jerking his head up he howls in both pain and pleasure. The wind howls along wit
Hi
If any of you lovely woman are ever in the raleigh NC area an would like to meet let me know...
Love Is....
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
This Is Old But I Still Fill This Way But Ya
 Ive Been falling for along time and i slowed down a lil and now im going faster again.and i`m about to hit this cliff that`s sticking out and i`m wondering if i`m going to slam into it and stop or go thro it.And keep falling this sucks i fill nothing but pain inside and i just wont it to go away just for a lil while.But i don`t think it will go away i fill empty inside of me there`s nothing there.i cant fill anything what do u do when every thing is crashing around u what can u do.when u wont to give up but u cant.couse there`s something inside of me that wont let me.and i wont to so fucking bad i fill like im dieing.i fill died inside and i`m tired of filling this way i felt this way for far to long but i don`t no what to do to fill different.can some one save me or am i really alone like always.i wont something i cant have.And it sucks i have my family and friends but they can only fill it up so much and its still a holl there.can i ever fill it up or is it always going to be empty.
Leveling Blog 290
mommy1108@ fubar 9k
You Know U R A Nurse If....
You Know You're a Nurse IF... You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine. You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night. You believe not all patients are annoying ~ some are unconscious. Your sense of humor seems to get more "warped" each year. You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart. You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock Almost everything can seem humorous ... eventually. When asked, "What color is the patient's diarrhea?" you show them your shoes. Every time you walk, you make a rattling noise because of all the scissors and clamps in your pockets. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing you than he can. You carry "spare" meds in your pocket rather than wait for pharmacy to deliver. You're uncomfortable in clothes that don't have elastic or drawstring waistbands, because you spend most of your waking hours in scrubs.
Hot Night Out Cont#3
as i sit in my office thinking about what just happened my legs still shakey from the major orgasm i just had feeling pleased i am still thinking about getting off again i ponder on the thought for a few and deside to get off again just as i start to prop my leg up on my desk my office door opens . Oh Shit its my boss damn sure glad i hadnt started playing yet i would have been busted he stands there talking for a few and walks out the door thank god he is gone i sit back down after locking my office door and i start to rub my clit it is still tingly from earlier rubbing it feeling how moist my pussy is getting yet again i rub and rub then i start fingering myself mmmmmm its nice and hot and wet just feeling the inside of my pussy excites me wishing and dreaming of his hard cock i stop playing with myself long enough to grab my bag i never leave home without a few toys for the office they do help pass the time at work i grab old blue he is about 8 1/2 inches and suctions to the wall o
Modern Day Slavery
Have we all returned to an era of slavery? About a hundred year ago, most people earned their living with small scale business. There was no boss as such but if you didn't work hard you didn't get to eat. Now, most people work under a boss or for a company. The boss/company is effectively able to hold you in a state of slavery. Keep them happy or lose your job. Contracts may not accurately refelect working hours or practices. Protests about this may not be looked upon kindly. They effectively own you. Instead of being paid for the real value of their labour, people are paid a reduced wage/salary in return for job security. Hence freelancers make so much more. Is the only truly free individual in todays society the self employed entrepreneur? Would you risk security for freedom and money by becoming an entrepreneur?
Sex Quiz
Your Bedroom Grade: A+ You've got it going on in the sack. You know how to please your partner in every possible way. You are a one in a million, and anyone that is lucky enough to get with you will agree with this quiz! What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com
I'm Tired Of The Bs
As of right now my profile is set to friends only, til I see fit to let anyone else in. Personally I'm just sick of the shit, the whining, the crying about this, that or the other thing, or those that feel the need to confess their love for me only to have me turn them down. Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk is still good. I personally don't care what people think of me, whether you like me or not, I don't really give a damn anymore. If the shit continues, NO ONE will be able to see my profile. And then after that I'll get to the point where I'm just gonna delete my entire fubar account just to avoid anymore drama from anyone. Me personally I'm not gonna sit there and confess my love for this person or that person...gimme a fuckin break, that kinda shit sickens me. If you already have a man or a woman, and you both happen to have an account on here, by all means confess your love for one another. But don't come to me and tell me you like me or you love me, especially aft
Which Candy Bar Are You?
Which Candy Bar Are You? (pics)SnickersYou are crunchy, sweet, and slick. You can be moody sometimes, but usually happy. You are also very nutty. Sillyness!Personality-Emotion Quizzes
Guardian Pt. Ii
Her light can dim his darkest fears Her smile can brighten his blackest day She has only to say his name He hears her voice and all is well She once cast her shadow on him Her shadow has now become her spell All the world knows her face Only he knows her heart Her eye sees all he is Her touch heals his pain Her breath is the breeze that stirs his heart To the world she is a comfort To him she is everything In Dutiful Dedication To The Goddess of The Silver Moon...
Your Careers!
To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the back story.
Fubar
I really think some ppl on here take this Fubar way to seriously. Relax, its supposed to be fun!!
Just A Couple Things
ok just wanted to let everyone know that when I rate photos I don't just go through and rate every single one just to get and give points. I rate photos that are interesting, different, funny etc. Nothing personal I just don't see the sense in "blind" rating. If you rate my photos I want your rates to mean you liked them, not just that you were speeding through them just to put in a rate. Also I understand the point of private albums and it is fine by me, but I don't understand the point of making 3/4 of your albums private. Seems a bit weird to me. If the majority of your albums are private I may not rate you and I most likely will not return to your page. Nothing personal I just think it makes no sense to make pictures of say Tigers private. It's a bit strange and rather alienating in my estimation. If you don't want me to look at and rate tigers then I'll stay clear of your page. So Fubarian friends have a fantasticle day.
Santonio Holmes Td
Monty Rocks On La Talk Radio This Tuesday Janury 27th!
Hi All: My music will be played on the famed LA Talk Radio this Tuesday, January 27th! On "Troy’s Room" with Troy Spiropoulos Where to listen: latalkradio.com/Troy.php Time: 5 PM - PST (Pacific Standard Time) 6 PM - MST (Mountain Standard Time) 7 PM - CST (Central Standard Time) 8 PM - EST (Eastern Standard Time) Email Troy to say hi and request my music: troysroom@hotmail.com Thanks for the support! MONTY ROCKS PS 5 Song "Advanced Release" EP of "Rock Stars Don't Eat Cookies" is available here: MontyRocksiTunes.com FREE SONG DOWNLOAD: Download "America Rocks" for FREE! MONTY ROCKS on MySpace: MySpace.com/MontyRocks MONTY ROCKS Song Licensing for Films and TV: SpacePoetPublishing.com
A Wise Friend Gave This To Me And It Makes Since.
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. Never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it, it's best we love it and care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage and friendships and children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important and so are the people we know. And so, we keep them. I received this from s
Im A Raging Cunt
i'm a raging cunt fuck the rain, fuck slim fast, fuck being out of smokes, fuck bleeding from the twat, fuck your perfect tits, fuck no stretch marks , fuck your clean house , and last but not least GO FUCK YOUR SELF !!!
Leveling Blog #362
The Jersey Devil ™@ fubar 8,960 to level
Thoughts Of The Unforgiven
Have you ever had a friend you could call and say anything to? Tell them about the great sex romp you just had? Cry your eyes out when your boyfriend's dad yells at you for no reason? Rejoice in the ace you got in a class you were sure to fail? Have you ever had a friend who put ever fiber of trust in you? Who could confide in you, even if it was illegal or immoral? Who could cry to you over the stresses of life and you could calm them down? That was me and Whitney... and I will tell you the tale. It starts when I was around 12... I went to Christian camp and met this adorable 14 year old named Daniel. He was my very first boyfriend, and my very first kiss. Though he lived over an hour away, we dated for around 8 months, via phone. We broke up but never forgot about each other. I knew this girl from grade school, her name was Lauren. She was my best friend. She moved to another school district and met this boy named Shawn. She dated him and then they broke up.
Attorney's Advice
- ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE Not A Joke!! If you dislike attorneys..... You will love them for these tips. Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put 'PHOTO ID REQUIRED.' 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the 'For' line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. 3. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on your checks
My True Feelings Brought To You In A Song (comatose)
I hate feeling like this I'm so tired of trying to fight this I'm asleep and all I dream of Is waking to You Tell me that You will listen You're touch is what i'm missing And the more I hide I realize I'm slowly losing You Comatose I'll never wake up without an overdose of You I don't wanna live, I dont wanna breathe 'Les I feel you next to me You take the pain I feel Waking up to You never felt so real I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream 'Cause my dreams don't comfort me The way You make me feel Waking up to You never felt so real I hate living without You Dead wrong to ever doubt You But my demons lay in waiting Tempting me away Oh how I adore You Oh how I thirst for You Oh how I need You Comatose I'll never wake up without an overdose of You I don't wanna live, I dont wanna breathe 'Les I feel You next to me You take the pain I feel Waking up to You never felt so real I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream 'Cause my dreams don't comfort me The
Thank You For This Surprise 1/4/09 Smoochez! Love It! Muah! She Had It Titled "someone Whole Stole A Piece Of My Heart" :)
So, ever meet someone on line that you are not really sure how you first met but you know that you are glad you met them? Well I'm not 100% sure how we met but I am sure that there was some stupid boy involved and I mean it when I say STUPID! {LOL} We got along right away and have been just as close as 2 people can be when we live so far apart. Sure there was time when we lost touch a lil bit but we are both mommy's. She knows how to make me smile and feel better without even knowing it.... I'm so greatful to know Tammy. She is smart and beautiful and ummmm.... well.... shhhh don't tell her g/f but OMG is she hella HOTT.... and SEXY as FUCK!!!! I'd do her :) **wink wink** TWICE EVEN. Well thats a lil about Tammy and how much she means to me and I'm sure I'll write more but I now need a cold shower :) Check her out... I'll put a better pic but heres her link for now: VAMP MORTICIA~Daddy's Girl~LaLa's WIFEY~Sultry's Mistrss~FEEZE OWNS~Just Me's Queen@ fubar
Help Her Out Please
I met her just a few weeks ago and shes been rating my profile for over a week now. She cant seem to get it done in one day cause she keeps running out of rates. Lets see if my friends can get her leveled up enough to rate and post more pictures. Errbody_know_my_name@ fubar
020809 Dilbert
Unaware...
She reaches for your hand, though you wish it were mine. To feel her touch, her kiss, her heat, is as close to home as you can get. Your one and only, is at home and lonely. She craves your touch, yet brushes off the feeling of another. She knows your love is deep, but can't understand why. She waits and yearns, only to find your seeds have scattered. You think she should forgive, only think of the love you shared. She can't get over the thoughts, thoughts of you intertwined with another.
Ladies! Beware Of Woody25!!!
Read From The Bottom Up!! ===================================== ->woody25: hahaha you have tried it on others haven't you woody25: why are we arguing over something stupid, i apologized, and actually u r hot...u were smart enough not to fall for it, be done with it ->woody25: who said anything at all about me being hot? i sure as hell did not ->woody25: i wouldn't know if it works since i wasn't stupid enough to click on it lol but you seem to think it works which makes me believe that you've done it before woody25: run away from what, youre over analyzing this shit, i didnt' know it would work, get over it, i picked the wrong one, one that i thought would maybe get a chuckle....like "that silly boy"...ur not that fuckin hot anyways ->woody25: awww don't run away woody25: have a fuckin sense of humor, bye ->woody25: how was that a joke let alone funny? you don't know me so the only reason anyone would attempt that is because they want access to my private photos which all the
Um, I Lit Your House On Fire
Ugh. Disgusted and bored. Solution? Destroy stuff. -REL
Where To Start?
Well, here I am. I know next to nothing about all of this cyber universe that I just plunged face first (with both feet..lol) into. Where will this adventure lead me ? We will find out. I really don't expect too much from this but I might get a new friend or two out of it. I have just been wandering around and seen a lot of really cool graphic things I'd like to incorporate so feel free to point me in the right direction. I enjoy learning new things and hopefully that will be reflected on this page. I can get political, love baseball and sci-fi the authors Laurell K. Hamilton and Kim Harrison, my family, friends and pets. I be checking in from time to time( provided my 'puter will let me. Take care and bsafe.
For Mystical Kitty
~~mYsTiCaL~KiTtY~~@ fubar 130k to go before leveling! Go rate her, she has a pretty pussy.
Dream Theater: The Ministry Of Lost Souls
this is a song from Dream theater's new album "Systematic Chaos" i found it pretty interesting, so i though what the hell, why not post it "The water's edge Is where she waits Lost soul still wandering Meant to die But she's stuck not crossing over The other side Is where he waits His spirit reaching out Meant to save But she's too scared To take his hand Living in a world without you Drowning in the past Is living in no world at all So now i call on you Remember me, I gave you life You would not take it Your suffering Was all in vain It's almost over now Don't turn your back on Paradise Feeling scared She's prepared To give up everything She can't stand To feel like half of her is fading He will choose The only way To rid her of her pain Take her soul now The decision has been made Living in a world without love A burden to my soul Is living in a worthless world So i will call on you Remember me I gave you life You would no
Suicide
Why do i bother trying to be parts of sites like this.My depression fucks with everything i do and its not just me saying i have depression Ive been clinically diagnosed with the fucking illness.But damn i go into a lounge and talk to a really sweet beautiful sexy girl who seems to like me back but is actually uncomfortable with me but doesnt say a damn thing.So yes i get attached and clingy easy so i do this and along with some crude humor and questions that were all reasonable i get fucking banned without so much of a word.I mean why do i bother anyone i meet hates me,feels sorry for me,or pity's me no one seems to want to be my friend or anything else for who i am,So why the fuck should i even bother going on with my life cause its not just on this site or other sites its my everyday life.Im a worthless human being a ex-Heroin addict 2 months clean so yes my life is still in shambles and im still recovering but i mean Why if this unfucking curable depression keep fucking up everythi
[return Policy]
Y'know... it's been a year without sex. I think officially tomorrow or so. And why was it so remarkable and why did I save the date? Because my cheating, heartless bitch of an ex laid me purely out of some sick mind game, and I knew it- took 3 showers and didn't talk to her for more than 2 sentences for a week. Then I broke up with her. Then she went psychotic when I started planning on seeing some work-friends, made new friends, and broke into my house wigging the fuck out. The rest is history and public record. ... do I get my virginity back now or something? Do I revert to the same loser I was in highschool and just got lucky that... few hundred times I got laid? I'm out of scotch. This is a problem.
Xena Made Me Do It.
I got tagged by the gorgeous Xena...damn her. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to cook & bake & am actually really good at it. 2.I collect windchimes & I keep them all indoors. I also collect pitchers. 3.I love photography. I like pics of things in their natural stae...not posed. 4.My favorite color is purple. 5.I am very loyal to my friends, even when I have been wronged. I may not talk TO you, but I will never talk ABOUT you. 6.I want very much to own my own home. 7.I love to listen to music & dance. It relieves my stress & keeps me sane. 8.I would love to be a forensics tech. 9.My childhood was really messed up but
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can make my weinis dance without touching it. 2. I own a pair of Gene Simmons destroyer boots. 3. I'm the best cook I know. 4. I crave sushi so bad,sometimes i dream about it. 5. I only like country music if its sung by a beautiful woman or Johnny Cash. 6. I LOVE MY MOTHER LIKE NO OTHER. 7. I'm a poet and i know it. 8. 4 kicks I sing in a band called GANG BANG BOOM and am the only guy in the group. 9. I hate to sleep alone and have insomnia when I do. 10. My favorite love song is "Kiss me softly". The five lucky souls I'm tagging are JDW JODI LILY KATYLUV @ SOUTHERN CHARM
Tagged
1.I was thrown outta cub scouts on the 2nd day 2. I like to dance to 80's music 3 I cant turn down a friend in need & feel Compelled to help. 4. I like to hang with my daughter & we listen to alot of the same music.. 5.Chick flicks dont bother me & Im man enough to admitt I might cry. 6.. some of my friends live in the Computer..lmao 7..Im a Sweet natured person & I dont do conflicts with women well 8..I love with my entire being when Im passionette with someone.. 9...I cant walk away from a Conflict,if the guy hits a Woman 10..I am who I am & wont back down when Im right Im Taggin.. Year of the Dragon Catch me if you can..Cass Soda...VP..b-list Chas..Treasurer of the b-list Snake Oil.. Miss Priss sinfully deliious Blood sugar baby
Is It !
ijust cant fake it..................
022109 Fluffy Starr Blog
Vlog: "Le Chipmunk" Hey!!! Happy Saturday! Weeeeee!!!!! Boy, was that ever a flippant opening greeting, or what? Well, I've been in a horrible mood since 4am last night. I was even in a horrible mood in my sleep. And in my dreams. No, I won't say what happened. I guess life happened, as it has a habit of doing once in a while. And to be honest, not every day is all pink and gold and shiny, right? But I feel loads better now. So I won't be ripping anybody's head off anytime soon. Hey guess what else? I'm about to start recording my second CD! For realz, yo! I am so excited!!! I have song ideas bursting out of my head. And I feel like my head is gonna explode, and music and brains is spray all over the walls and floor. (How's that visual?) It's growing inside of me. And it's starting to be detrimental to me, because it needs to come out. I am turning darker every day. Every minute. Music has always been my therapy. The exorcism of my demons. So this needs to happen fairly soon. OR
My Poem3
Life was so peaceful,with no thoughts to worry, Happiness was everywhere,with no regrets to carry. My heart is a child,thats what i saw in me, Forever it will remain,thats what i thought it to be. Until one morning,i saw you, hairs dancing with the wind,to show. i looked into Ur eyes,i knew it was true, my heart never lies,i was in love with u. Dreams that were empty once,was filled, Nights that were so warm,was also chilled. My eyes began to gaze into the open sky, I love u,thats what i want to say,so i try. I wanted to be with u,day after day, i loved u more than words could ever say. Someday u might leave me,that was my fear, whenever i thought that,my eyes would let tears. On that fateful day,u did leave me, The pain in my heart u failed to see, U smiled at me and went on Ur way, But in my heart,u will forever stay. Now,my days r long when Ur not here, My nights r cold and filled with tears everywhere, My love for u will never die, This may be the e
My Poem8
What happened when i said,"I love you"? Did you feel anything inside? Why do you believe I'm untrue? You know there's nothing i can hide. I only want you, for the rest of my life. So, I'm hoping one day for you to be my wife. But we have to get past your unbelief baby girl you have to believe in me. i love you.
Waiting....
The night was cool, the windows open. I spent what seemed like an eternity bathing myself after relieving what seemed like an endless frustration. Carefully cleaning and shaving.. paying attention to make sure the job was done to what I knew you would require. The hotel was deafeningly quiet. As I sit perched on the bed brushing my hair, taking long slow strokes brushing the tangles waist length of chestnut hair. I feel the bed lower and a hand enclose my neck and another in my hair, my breath quickens and I inhale sharply. You whisper not to turn around or look until I'm told to. I feel you reach around me and I feel the coarse roughness of a rope.. one hand and then the other bound. I my breathing increases, and you tell me to stand. I start to talk, and I feel a firm slap across my ass, and you telling me I wasn't told I could speak. Then a second time, so I'm aware that you have spoken and I am to listen. This goes on for a while until I learn not to speak until my master
Words That Will Not Be Spoken
The reason i have titled this blog this way is because i mean exactly that. You know i was reading this book about you know the astrological sighns and i was reading about taurus and what its like and if you didn't know i am a taurus. Yes we all know that taurus's are bullheaded and stand their ground no matter what. But what a lot of people don't know about us is that we are extremely patient and kind. We are gentle hearted and we take things very personal. except for the fact that when we do get hurt we don't show it we handle it our own way. So for example when you have had patience for a really long time to help your friends with their problems and you don't get a thank you or anything in return its not that we want you know gifts and stuff like that we just want a thank you for your opinion ill take it into consideration. We say what we say cause we care. Not to make you feel stupid not to make you feel your doing something wrong. You ask we say even if its not what you want to h
Ok I Am Doing This With My New Webcam/camera
Ok all, here in the next few days or weeks, new pics will be taken and uploaded here soon and also I'll be doing salutes so if I make one, I'll let you know to come and get it here and I don't think they'll be NSFW but if you want like that just private message me and I can do that too, I'll just have to think of something here. Now the reason for the new pics is other than the NSFW, I'm trying to level to godfather and it seems like I haven't gotten a whole lot of help here, I could be wrong but nevertheless I am determined to level in anyway possible here. The salutes are for those that I like a lot that is for sure here.
Dreaming
Turning the dial on another day my moind wonders over your array how I cam to find my heavenly bliss am am taking away with your sultry kiss Tossing and turning throughout the night as I find my hearts desire in plain sight Out of reach only when the sunshines we unite when the darkness blinds Only in these fleet passing moments in time can I find serenity that continues to climb Transcending the hours spent without and banishing any thoughts of doubt
Crackpot Friends
Thought for the day! I love this - I hope you do to. An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. 'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.' The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers o
Sexual Harrassment Grades, La Di Da. Lol
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I Finally See What I Was Missing
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Freak Out Or Chill Out
I've always believed that things happen in my life for a reason. People come and go for their purpose. I may not always understand or know what that is, just the same as I enter people's lives. I have encountered a situation recently that has blown me away and it just baffles me to no end. The more I think of it the more I am amazed at the similarities and if fate is not stepping in in some form then I am just being too over analytical as usual. I guess I should explain a little. I have a friend I have seen on and off coming up on 2 years end of June. Tried to walk away completely a couple of times, but like a drug, only manage to abuse again. Just the same, no matter how psychotic I may get lol, he doesn't turn away completely either, he comes around again too. So I would say it's a two way street. We don't see each other all the time, sometimes we go for a couple months or so with out seeing each other. We both say we don't want the whole commitment thing, but yet we are both on
I Hate You
I love you is what i said to you, and that's when you just broke my heart, leaving me back in the past, nothing left, no where to start. Noticing that we fell apart, made it seem like no big thing, now that i know your gone, i can't stand the memories. All those times that your with me, spend together, laugh together; damn! Why can't you see, i'll remember that forever, but now that i'm getting better, you say you can't let go, i'm not believing you now, after all those promises that you broke. All these broken promises, all the things you should've did. Telling me you love me, and i'm getting sick of it. All those words you said to me. Now it just don't make since. I'm just getting sick of all these broken promises! You say you wanna be my friend, but we need to take things slow. You say you're really over me, but deep down, you can't let me go! You say that you're completely done, but i think it's something you should know, but now it's too late and i never got the chance, to t
My Friend
A friend whispered in my ear And I told her No. She asked for my smile, And I told her No. She asked for my laugh, And I told her No. Yet when she asked Me for my goodbye, She ne’er waited to hear me say NO!
Does The Wind Blow?
Does the wind blow Slower on an autumn night, When the stars are out and the moon is bright? Does the wind blow Colder on a winter morn, When the world is cold and forlorn? Does the wind blow Warm on a spring afternoon, When the trees dance and the flowers bloom? Does the wind blow Light on a summer day, When outside the children do play? Does the wind blow Softly thru your hair, And make you feel you haven’t a care? Does the wind blow?
Update On Dream Dancer
I got word from Donna's neice that she will probably be able to return home Thursday if all goes as planned. Thank You all so much for your prayers and support.
Join My Mailing List In March And Win.....
March Contest!! Contest Rules: All who go to my website Intimacy and You and sign up for my mailing list will be entered. At the end of March I will randomly pick 3 for the following prizes. First pick get's a $50 shopping spree on my website. Second and Third pick get a $25 shopping spree on my website. I promise to never share your information and I will only send a few mailings a month about specials etc. Good Luck and stop by my site! xoxo, Missy
F****** Gov't
so this is a bitch, i get a physical done and take one of my last pt tests and they tell me that i am still "combat effective". my right knee isnt even mine! so instead of pulling everyone out like out dumbass president said....we are sending more people in, ME being one of them. yeah you read it right. the fuckers gave me orders for mid june to redeploy into afghanistan. so when doe this "CHANGE" that he promised us start? all i am seeing is the same old bullshit that washington has been feeding us for years.
Whitney
hi im jake and im a total dick because im always making my girlfriend (also the mother of my two kids) feel like she is worthless and ugly.i do this by pulling shit like viewing nudy girl web cams, porn, and i dont pay attentiom to her enough also i push everything she has to say to the side even if it pertaining to the safety and well being of our childern. oh ya and i come on site like this tryin to hook up w/ slutty bitches that post half naked pics of themselves ya know like that freyja girl cuz u know "when i see something i like i go for it" but its all good my gf whitney doesnt matter anyway so im just gonna keep on doin what im doing cuz im a dick!!!!! written by jakes real life girlfriend whitney WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
That's When I Knew
I knew the first time I saw you I was in love. I looked in your eyes And I knew you where mine. I touched your soft skin.. I gazed at your smile... You had me wrapped around your finger. I thanked your mother for giving you life. I knew before I met you that I would die for you. I heard your voice Only in my dreams..... I see that your real now. You have changed my life ..... For better or worse I am yours. That's when I knew... I am your daddy.
One Love
When I close my eyes your heavenly vision appears my heart beat eases as my stress clears Here I am wishing I could hold your silky smooth skin Kissing, Caressing , Tantalizing every inch of your body with a grin Man, these endorphins of mine are invigorated with pure pleasure as my lips treasure your bold sultry measure Each of your dimensions embrace the essence of transgenic with your voluptuous sensuousness being orgasmic I need just one chance to show you my heart just one chance to never be torn apart I need just one chance to explore a love to endure just one chance to give you more Whispers in your ear hint to whas to arise no disguise to surprise only the horizon of our sunrise Twisting fate onto ultra high frequency worldwide communicable desires are quenched with everyday that we abide YOu can't hide that smile on your face I can't stop showing all of passions case its all possible with this eternal flame with this heart of mine never being the
Spring Has Sprung
When my amaryllis stops blooming and the leaves die off, I hide it in the corner beside a bookshelf. The other day, I was cleaning and happened to peek at it. After a long winter rest, my amaryllis is very excited to see me. The amaryllis isn't the only plant that thinks it's spring. My jasmine is spilling out white flowers, carpeting the kitchen counter with fragrant, spent little star-shaped blossoms. The purple phalaenopsis orchid, a gift from J, is slowly becoming less shy, spreading its full, pouty petals to reveal its delicate sex. The oncidium orchid, a gift from me to me, has a small bud, the start of what looks like it will be a robust flower shoot. The white phalaenopsis, always eager to show off her goods, is back in bloom, and the virile white dendrobium hasn't even stopped for a break since November. Finally, though I hadn't noticed any hanky-panky in the corner, the banana tree now has a baby banana sidled up right next to it. (And here you thought no one w
Behind Blue Eyes (limp Bizkit Version)
No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes And no one knows What it's like to be hated To be fated to telling only lies [Chorus:] But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free No one knows what its like To feel these feelings Like i do, and i blame you! No one bites back as hard On their anger None of my pain and woe Can show through [Chorus] Discover l.i.m.p. can you [x4] No one knows what its like To be mistreated, to be defeated Behind blue eyes No one knows how to say That they're sorry and don't worry I'm not telling lies [Chorus] No one knows what its like To be the bad man, to be the sad man Behind blue eyes.
Imma 80's Addict
Sooooooooooooo I'm going to see Bret Michaels in concert. I'm excited anyone rains on my parade and I'll rip your face off. hehe that is all
Something I Can Never Have
I still recall the taste of my tears. Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears. My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore. Scraping through my head till I dont want to sleep anymore. Come on tell me. Make this all go away. You make this all go away. Im down to just one thing. And Im starting to scare myself. Make this all go away. You make this all go way. I just want something. I just want something I can never have You always were the one to show me how Back then I couldnt do the things that I can do now. This is slowly take me apart. Grey would be the color if I had a heart. I just want something I can never have. In this place it seems like such a same. Though it all looks different now, I know its still the same Everywhere I look youre all I see. Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be. Come on tell me. Make this all go away. You make this all go away. Im down to just one thing. And Im starting to scare myself. Make this
Tip
Here are some helpful tips to all you hatters out there 1.  If you don’t like something stay away.  Like smoking if you don’t like to be around smokers don't.  What gives you the right to tell other people what to do?  I can’t even go to a damn bar and smoke if I want to anymore without having to go outside that is a major buzz kill.  2.  Girls with NSFW pics are not sluts. Tramps or anything else you may call them.  Its 2009 numb nuts.  People can be free to express themselves without having to worry about what you think; and girls don’t hate because someone is better looking than you.
Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days
Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days opnshors@aol.com, AliKhamenei@rock.com, l.pontin@wessexarch.co.uk, OsamaBinLaden@rock.com, c.moore@wessexarch.co.uk, KimJong-il@rock.com, cj.dillon@wessexarch.co.uk Sweet 16 List of Best Reasons to Believe in the Easter BunnyFriday's Sweet 16 matchups - College Basketball - Rivals.comhttp://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ys-ncaaprecaps032609&prov=yhoo&type=lgns Final 4 Rest My Case Belief in the Easter BunnyHeels, Wildcats shed stereotypes at Final Fourhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090403/ap_on_sp_co_ne/bkc_final_four_villanova_ncarolina_2 I Believe in the Easter BunnyO! Sweet Sixteen - Just 7 Days!U Final $4 & 20 WaMu Elders Saints Turcaud-Conrad Universal Magnetic ReversalSaturday 11th April 2009 A.D. 11:00 a.m. GMT 1. - He's the worlds most famous Rabbit, even more famous than Bugs Bunny.2. - Who else would be clever enough to hide all those Easter Eggs, ALL in one night.3. - He faithfully brings me little eggs in a basket, who do you
Llama Leveler Of The Day
MISSYBEAR" N.A.P.RECRUITER&LLAMA LEVELER&PEGASUS PROJECT&R.R" @ fubar All Llama Levelers will kindly rate 100 pictures when done please leave a comment below that you have done so.
Who Falsely Reported My Photo To Fubar?
I had a perfectly acceptable photo on here that someone reported as nsfw.Why? Jealous? Until I find out who and why all my photos are friends only and i only make friends with people that have a picture of themselves somewhere in their profiles so if i dont friend you its cause i cant see who you are. Thanks
What Do You Think Is Better?
I want a lil girl and have been tryin to decide what name sounds the best. So please leave comments on which you think is better. I have always wanted to have a lil girl named Jazzmin Lynne or Cassandra. I haven't found a middle name for Cassandra that I like yet. My middle name is Mae. I am french and italian so I have been thinking of a name that means beautiful or princess. I now also like the name Isabella Mae or Isabella Marie and I am leaning more towards that. She would have my middle name if I chose the first one,and first name means beautiful,so that'd be cool. I'd call her Belle or Bella for short. Let me know what you think of the names and thank you.
Jeff Foxworthy On Minnesota
Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota. If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights Each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota. If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might live in Minnesota. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Minnesota. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota. If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and
Lent
So I lost all of pigging four pounds.  In six weeks.  Verily, it is as if I dost not recognise myselfeth.  Not.   So how've you all been, bitches? :D
My Love
I wake up day after day And I hope I keep breathing My heart sings to you To keep you from ever leaving It hurts sometimes When I love a soul You are my life-like angel My heat when I feel cold. I could kiss you And taste your being When we touch I feel like I'm soaring.
What Goes Around Comes Around
Heard this tonight and definitely hit a chord with me. Perfect song...especially the parts in bold...Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around Comes AroundHey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man?You know I gave you the worldYou had me in the palm of your handSo why your love went awayI just can't seem to understandThought it was me and you babeMe and you until the endBut I guess I was wrongDon't want to think about itDon't want to talk about itI'm just so sick about itCan't believe it's ending this wayJust so confused about itFeeling the blues about itI just can't do without yaTell me is this fair?Is this the way it's really going down?Is this how we say goodbye?Should've known better when you came aroundThat you were gonna make me cryIt's breaking my heart to watch you run around'Cause I know that you're living a lieThat's okay baby 'cause in time you will find...What goes around, goes around, goes aroundComes all the way back aroundWhat goes around, goes around, goes aroundComes al
I Wont Forget
Today I visited a place Located deep in the mind, Felt a strong presence linger Melody of the love song Memories awakening Providing unwanted feelings Only one felt so strongly The feeling of missing you Can't stop myself from reminiscing Thinking of our time together How is it that I'm able to smile... when I've got this hint of sadness? Torn by remembering That you once were a believer We use to share imaginations That brought our love to life Even though it has been a while It's clear that I haven't forgotten Just know that I never will Because It's my heart you got in
Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69 Do you like it rough or sensual?: Sensual Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: I have a boy friend for now, but I like women just as much. How often do you like to have sex?: Is there a time that isn't good? Is sex a top priority for you?: Its up there Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Yes, and I like it from behind too LOL. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Not ofen, and not for a while. How do you feel about one night stands?: They can be fun How many one night stands have you had?: A few What's your favorite position?: Boys: from behind; girls: 69. Where's your favorite place to have sex?: In the butt LOL, the bedroom I think. Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Depends, making love is nice and sometimes fucking is just plain needed. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: y
~*~r-i-p Jamie~*~
This is for my best friend Jamie... I miss you so much... and I love you forever!  I'll see you one sweet day. Our friendship was all too brief... A few years just wasn't enough for me.  We may not have talked EVERY night... but we talked pretty often... about some funny and crazy things... and it's gonna suck not having you around to talk to.  I guess God needed you more than we did...  I just hate how things happened.  Hell, I don't even know what to say... I cried like a baby when your brother told me, but I couldn't believe it.  I thought 'No way... Not Jamie... He wouldn't do that on purpose...'  I guess things happened for a reason... just know that you'll always be loved and missed my friend.There are so many stories I still want to tellThere are so many I love you's left unsaidThere are many tears left uncriedThere are many dreams left to fall apartI miss our long talksI miss the nights when everything was alrightI love you like a brother, you were my sidekick,Yet I wonder why
Does The Heart Know?
Does my heart know what it wants? Does my heart know what it needs? Can my heart heal? Can my heart survive the tourture? Does my heart know how to be whole? These are questions only I can answer. But do I even know how? Do I know what real love is? Or is it all just a game? How can you give one your heart when it is not whole to begin with?  
Stupid People #1
Why is it that people on here and other sites try to put good people down and saying so much bs about them. I have a friend on here that can't even get rates or anything anymore because of a stupid online whore, yes I said it. Look to the best of my knowledge these sites are supposed to be for fun and to make new friends, not for some bitch that has a screwed up life to screw everyone elses lives up. Probably just to make her feel better about her misserable existance. well anyway. If you are my friend then you know I don't blow smoke up so here's what I would like you to do, This friend of mine has been acused of being a stalker, now the funny thing is he doesn't even live in America, but she says he stalks her everywhere she goes, that is obviously not true, so please block her, this is her page address   http://www.fubar.com/user/2352556   Please tell your friends too.... If you have any that are screwing with you let me know and I'll block them too and I'll let my other friends
What Up
what all yall doin
Red Riding Hood
The big bad wolf said to red riding hood "bitch suck my dick" red riding hood said "fucker dont change the story...ur supposed to eat me!!"
Love
™ do not look on the life of  the seats that they can always find the location of their own ™ MSN  : anxiwu521@hotmail.com Yahoo : nage521@o.cn
Caa #96
Angel prayers, strength and healing for a dear friend of mine, her fathers is having an ECHO for an anomaly in his EKG.  Will keep everyone posted on the results.
Lyrics To "machine Power"
Our minds are an extremely powerful machineAll of its power remains to be unseenWhen put into use with all its strengthAll of the possiblilities will have no lengthA persons character describes their actionswith all of their thoughts surrounded by captionsAt times people may sound funny even insaneunderstanding them may cause your brain to strainIf you decide to choose to get to know their soulyou will find they too will have the same goal In life there are somewho speak the truth no matter whatwith their thoughts projecting them as a nutBut when you find the soul deep down inside their gutyou may find its their heart that has been locked shutWhat actions have causedthis to take placeAll the soulsthat they have attempted to chasehas taught them the past just doesnt erasethen they start all overwith a whole new face Then theres some who speak nothing but liesAlthough their thoughtsmay make eyes crywill the soul they possesbe sent to fryor will it be given wingsthat enable them to flyD
Reflection
Familiar lines and slopes Eyes that say I know That woman in the water Looking back at me A ghostly recognition Her heart was beating On her sleeve A pretty white blouse Thick With the blood of life Youth written on her face Each smile Every shy glance The light of hope Fire burning in her eyes Her rebellious need to dream Oozing from every pore To escape, run Turning into everything she imagined No fear of failure Remember being her once Just for a moment Before I settled Packing my dreams away in the closet And putting my heart in the fridge Change must come My repentance Fear and indifference cast aside My heart beating once again Dreams flowing through my veins I pray she forgives me Happy to have seen her here today To draw me from my misery So I could recognize myself Embracing lost beauty
Not The Man/ Dark Days...
I'm not the man you think I am Never gonna be the man you all hoped i'd be Grown hollow in this place that I call home When every breath we take is a dying wish We lose all dreams of carrying on What does it take to be To believe in the man that you see I hope one day I can see See what it takes to be real I sicken myself with shadow games Disillusion does me no good Hold my hand and help me through Keep me close in these dark days  
Fantasies
I have worked in the HVAC service field for over 6 years now. I have had home owners answer door in robes, spandex and, various other sexy attire. I have been flirted with and casually touched. I am curious if some sexy housewives do more than that with some service men. I may have just not pursued it far enough. 
You & Mi' On The Ice....
You and Me on the Ice...  Since you are playing on the ice... let me take you someplace warm... and very nice.... would you like somewhere to place that puck... I know a place.... and .. .would be a great fuck.... you could put it in my ...aaaahhhhhhhhh.... clit... ooohhhh.... such a warm... wet.....soft... and nice ... little slit... ohhh.....please come slap it with your stick.... and hit me again....and again... I would tell you...
New Pics Just Added Take A Look.
I HAVE JUST ADDED SOME NEW PICS TAKE A LOOK AT THEM AND LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK OF THEM.
5/2/09
Not really a rant but an update. Went to the orthepedic Dr. yesterday and I don't have any tears in my shoulder.  Bone spurs and inflamation, but no tears. This means no need to go on disability!!!!  Which is great because being a commissioned sales person gets little disability.  The bad news is, eventually, after rehab is done, i'll be on fubar a lot less... I'll still be on but not as much.  As with anything though, there's an upside... I'll be able to afford blings and such for my friends...!!!!
Orgasmically Challenged *blank Stare*
Ok so I'm sitting here rating Diana's pic during her HH...My one son is playin the 360, the other on the couch beside me, he's 11...I hear this buzzzzzzzzz'ng sound and ignore it cuz I figure it's the 360...Then Nick my 11 yr old say MOM, what is this??? OMFG one of my worst fears hits me in the face...Nick has my small "toy" in his hand asking me what this is...I have this deer in the headlight look on my face I'm sure...He says I found this in your purse mom, what is it??? I said, you found that in MY purse??? Stalling (sp) so I can come up with some kind of believable reason that is in my purse...Yeah yeah I keep it in my purse "hidden" cuz the sperm donor is threatened by them and has always accidentally thrown the others in the trash...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE WOW, YOU FOUND THAT IN MY PURSE???Well, my 13 yr old who is turning 30 says LOL that's a neck massager, RIGHT MOM??? Laughing his ass off the entire time...I said *shrugs* I guess it is...Nick is like oh cool I wanna us
The Global Impact Of The Multi-national Pharmaceutical Industry Part 2
Wanna Work @ Club Paradise ?
Thank you for your interest in applying for a position here at Club Paradise. Below you will find a simple application that you can email to us where we will consider all applications. Here are examples of the Job Descriptions so that you can better understand the duties of each position. DJ: Using the SAMS Broadcast software, play music through the lounge to entertain the listeners. Actively monitor the request line page and communicate with the Head DJ, in regards to any schedule conflicts. Above all else have fun. The more fun the DJ has the more fun there is in the room. Greeter: While in the lounge, actively engage people as they enter, and continue to make everyone feel welcome and a part of the family while also trying to get visitor’s to hit the subscribe button. Make everyone feel welcome and have fun. Promoter: Promotion is an all encompassing task, from going to people's pages and leaving comments, to talking about the lounge as you interact with others on fubar.
I Love This Bar
i have to say that this place rocks u meet cool people have a great time and the lounges offer great tunes im not trying to hye up this place if u are a member u know what i mean so i have to say this place is where it at rock out with youre c***k out  very one who read this thank for taking the time im new at it so u have a great night
Common Sense/poetry
when I foccu on whats good today, Ihave a good day,and when I focus on whats bad i have a bad day. i i focus on the problem, the problem increaces; if I focus on the answer ,the answer increases. others my glasses may be backwards in that caes I NEED TO TURN THEM AROUND TO SEE WHATS GOOD IN EVERY BODY ,instead f what is badin everybody thats placed in my life.
New Fu-owned Rules
New fu-Owned rules: # Starting now, all fu-Owned expirations will reimburse the previous owner by the percent listed below (See: "Reimbursement to old owner (when expired)") FU OWNED # The maximum ownership time has been cut in half! fu-Owned purchases made before Thursday May 7 2009 will still expire in 30 days. Purchases made after this date will expire in 14 days!
Only You (bad Boy Remix) Lyrics
[Puff Daddy]I thought I told you that we won't stop,I thought I told you that we won't stop,I thought I told you that we won't stop,I thought I told you that we won't stop,Eh eh, eh eh,I thought I told you that we won't stop,I thought I told you that we won't stop,eh eh, eh eh,I thought I told you that we won't stop,I thought I told you that we won't stop,Check it out...[Notorious B.I.G]Je-sus the notorious just, Please us with your lyrical thesis, We just chillin,Milk'EM top billin, Silk'EM and pure linen, Me and little Cease, Malibu sea breeze, Dom P's, Palm trees, Cats lay in Pablo,In milked out diablos, The Williest, Bitches be the silliest, The more I smoke, The smaller the phillie gets, Room 112 where the players dwell, To stash more cash than Burn and Hale, Inhale, Make you feel good like Tony Toni Tone (feels good), Dig up in your middle like Monie (yeah), Don't know me,But your settin up to blow me, Try to style, Fly up north with a homie (yes),It's style is dondatta, Playas s
[duck!]
I know... we've been flirting with duck for a while. *scratches his beard* Well I've got a new kitchen knife and a new sauce, so let's go a little crazy. We will require-Duck breast... at least one. fresh CilantroDry Red pepper flake 1 1/2 tbs chili paste (or chinese chili sauce)3/4th tbs honey2 tbs tomato saucefreshly grated ginger2 minced garlic clovesflour to thicken Put some oil in a heavy frying pan- preferably without a finish, prefereably on high heat- and toss in your duck breast after scoring some crosshatches .In tact, whole. Wait til that son-bitch is cracklin and sputtering. Might want a heavier duty oil here and the duck will of course render out some of its own goodness toward this process. Minimal fiddling. I like my duck medium you might go for that burnt cinder effect, but I'd say flip once you've got something that looks like mexican caramel and finish to the same doneness on the other side. When that's done, lift it, and drain off most of the oil, probably le
New Moon The Second Book Of The Saga
"Shoot," I muttered when the paper sliced my finger; I pulled it out to examine the damage. A single drop of blood oozed from the tiny cut. It all happened very quickly then. Edward threw himself at me, flinging me back across the table... I tumbled down to the floor by the piano, with my arms thrown out instinctively to catch my fall, into the jagged shards of glass. I felt the searing, stinging pain that ran from my wrist to the crease inside my elbow. Dazed and disoriented, I looked up from the bright red blood pulsing out of my arm—into the fevered eyes of the six suddenly ravenous vampires. **** For Bella Swan, there is one thing more important than life itself: Edward Cullen. But being in love with a vampire is even more dangerous than Bella could ever have imagined. Edward has already rescued Bella from the clutches of one evil vampire, but now, as their daring relationship threatens all that is near and dear to them, they realize their troubles may be just begin
Put Something In My Blog. Im Bored So I Added 1
I AM SO FUCKING BORED. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freedom Of Religion & Open-mindedness!
Freedom of religion,,means ANY religion!!!!!!One thing I can't stand is Closed-Mindedness!!!!To be with me,,one MUST be open-minded!Non judgemental of other religions!!!!!

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