Fubar Blog Posts 4

Sight
I have often thought on how our senses define the world around us, and how more importantly, they affect and determine our view, our relation and interaction to things and more importantly people. Thinking of that ,I remembered of something I did some time ago. One day, I came out of a college I was studying, with two friends of mine. I was wearing sunglasses at the time. As I was walking I noticed that the sky was overcast and it was actually drizzling slightly. I thought to myself, only pompous idiots and blind people would wear sunglasses in this weather. I assume most people, at this point would have taken the sunglasses off if they had this thought at all. Instead I thought: So if I keep wearing them, people will think I am blind. Then I thought, How would it be if I was blind?. I turned around to one of my friends and told him: "I need you to hold my hand and guide me, I will keep my eyes closed and be blind until we get to the cafe we're goi

Fortunate Cookies
A few days ago, I spied a bag of fortune cookies at Minh Anh, the local Vietnamese market (right next to the restaurant Minh Anh, which is teh goodest). I added the fortune cookies to our basket of goodies, and we were on our way. When we got home, J whipped up a thai feast - onions, garlic, bok choy, shrimps, and eggplant simmered in an orgasm-inducing slurry of coconut milk, lemongrass, curry paste, galangal, and fish sauce, topped with bean sprouts. While J toiled away, I started in on the cookies. "A secret adventure is in store for you." Oooh! "Stop searching. Happiness will come to you." Perfect! J cracked into one and instantly grumbled. It wasn't really a fortune, just some hackneyed platitude. I opened another. "You will travel far and wide." Yay! J bitched a bit more, noting that I got all the good fortunes and that his wasn't even a fortune at all. "Why do you get all the good ones?! Mine suck! There must have been a writer's stri

What I Love...about You, Part Two (it Rhymes!)
Last five. 6. New gadgets/toys. I am such a kid when it comes to new stuff. I will be the first one to admit when there is something I find really neat, I will stare at it and drool forever. There's a really awesome website called Think Geek, and it has the most marvelous stuff a dork like me could want. Even an Office Space starter kit (complete with Initech mug). The link is here for you Office Space geeks. Also, there is the red swingline stapler. Fortunately I have banned myself from buying useless objects via the internet. I, have, however, spent more money on items that I claimed would be useful but really aren't than I care to admit (lots). I actually hope I never grow out of getting excited about new toys, it makes my life have something interesting to look forward to. 7. Meeting new people. So anyone who has ever really spoken to me has realized I'm not good with people. Which is strange, because I really like people, I happen to be a people. I'm not good with new peop

Caa #78
Need urgent prayers. John, the father of one of my special angels, was rushed to the hospital and they are keeping him for observation. All we know is his blood pressure was way out of whack and they have ordered a CAT scan. Will keep you all in the loop! Love Doc

Fizzle Faq
Hai! Thanks for actually taking time to read this, you've already proved your better than 90% of Fubar simply by demonstrating a level of literacy. This will be fun. I will post a few general and somewhat random questions in here, and if you want to add any other questions, I will update this. It will be fun! You know, like a trip to the dentist! 1. Whats your name? Ed 2. Are you left handed or right? Lefty 3. If you could have any super power what would it be? flight 4. How tall are you? 6 foot even 5. Are you gay? no 6. Are you single? lets just say, Im not looking, how about that? 7. What kind of music do you like? Just about anything, but I go thru phases. 8. Whats your opinion on metal legs? Its a risky operation, but I think it would be worth it. 9. If you could fight any historical figure, dead or alive who would it be? Stephen Hawkins, because I hate to lose. 10. What is best in life? According to Conan its: To crush your enemies, s

1-24-09
Hello my wonderful family!! Have I told all of u how much I appreciate u and luv u all?? Well I do. I want to let u all know that I will be back VERY soon and I plan to start working a few new things. We want to start working on the image of the fam, so we will be working with each of you individually to get the image where we want it. The process will be explained to you when we come to you. We will also be working on the lounge to try to get it back up and running. If any of you know anything about lounge coding please let me know cause I could use the help. I've been trying to keep up with all thats going on the best I can and so far I havent been told much of anything bad except for one thing so I'm just gonna say this then leave it alone: PIMPS, STOP PLAYIN WITH MY PLAYMATES!!!!! Ok, now that that's out of the way lol, I just wanna say I miss you all soooooo much but it won't be long now. The last thing I need to discuss is that the 1 year birthday of the Pu$$yCats is February 1st

Just Here
To all that read this, don't mind me as i get things off my head. I love every one of my friends in many different ways. Some of them I can't live without and some I can't live with (forgive the pun for the ones who know wtf is going on lol). So I was planning to move away from the place I am currently stuck at, but a new friend of mine made a deal of a lifetime. So instead, i will stay here, around the drama and the people who cause it all to go back to school for my CNA (love ya for it). Well one thing leads to another and my best friend and I had discussed moving in together. *great idea*. Well, to make things easier with us and to give me time to get a job so I can move in (cuz those were the plans that not everyone knew)My best friend and I had talked to our new friend, a friend we adore. She agreed that us 3 moving in together was a great idea. No drama, easy conversation, nobody saying anything without thinking about it first. But then... Friday night, the night i

What Are You?
Who or what is aware of a feeling or any other object? Thoughts come and go. Where are you in the equation? If you are looking for yourself objectively, you are overlooking the point that the answer is not in the mind. Go back to the basic point: What are you? Yes, thoughts arise. But what are you? Obviously, you are not an object. But that does not deny your presence. You are still there to know or not know the objects. - John Wheeler

Current Giveaways ~ Sigh.......
20k comments for 3-month VIP Currently at 7,840 comments (+1,028) AUTO-11 BLING; LAST ONE TO BE AWARDED AT 50K COMMENTS! Currently at 42,541 comments (+1,180) I am suggesting that the 2 ga's above be finished first.....bombing is such a pain, and such slow going right now that I really think it is too much trouble to bother with the 2 bling ga's unless you just want to bomb them...

Time
I think my lackluster management of my schedule is finally catching up to me. I've not been in the back to school mood, and this online class really has me thrown off. I missed a little chapter quiz, no big deal, just irritates me. I have to get things together or I'm not going to make it. I didn't realize how tired I've been until tonight. I sent a message to a professor and realized I posted it on the class wide discussion board. It was my weekly evaluation of my group members. Fortunately I forgot to attach the file with their scores. So at least I look less dumb. Or at least they don't know how I rated them. I've been off on small things today. Like when I go to bed I always change my status on yahoo, msn and aim so people know they aren't going to get me. Tonight I went to change it, and it was already changed. I don't remember doing that. I think I'll just have to start paying a bit more attention to things. And do my work before the last minute. Hah.

Yummy Boys And Girls
The YummY Train! Rate/Fan and Add all the YummY Boys and Girls to be added to the train! Be sure and show your fellow YummY FUs lots and lots of love! After you have added all the Yummies and Myself, private message me... PebblesinAZ-Kisses to My Fu Valentine Shaun the Scotish Lad-"Member of Princess Leia's crew&@ fubar ...and I will add you to the train! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ BlondePrincess*~Live,Laugh,Love bc Lifes too short@ fubar Tony411@ fubar AutosOnღMz.ÇµffêÐÐê§ïrê™ღ of the Booty Fugitives!@ fubar weldingangel ( Space Hottie ) ( FuAngel ) PLS R8 MY PRF & SAL PICS@ fubar

23 Years Ago Today.....
23 years ago today the preacher said lets bow our heads to pray, let this couple live til death due us part let only that tear them apart. But years have changed us and apart we did go. But now we are stronger than we will ever know. The years have taught us that we grow closer even tho we are apart but yet we still reside in each others hearts. The heart is a funny thing. It beats on its own like a butterfly's wings. A heart can be broken it can be shattered in a million pieces but yet it still beats. It beats for us to live to deal with lost loves. it beats even tho our children have hurt us. it beats even tho the love of our lives have crushed it at one time or another. but a heart is whole when you have the love of your family and friends. so 23 years ago today I gave you my heart, I thought for a while there that you had vacated it but in truth you have always been there. I can not touch you but my thoughts and heart are with you even to this day. Hap

Kristov
On Monday, January 26th, Kristopher Kemp passed away due to complications from his fight against cancer. He was 34. Kristopher Kemp was born on October, 28th 1974. He spent most of his early years in the Naperville, IL area and attended Naperville High School. KRISTOV, as he was known to his friends and fans, was a founding member of Chicago's MARAZENE, whose accomplishments include the soundtrack to the MATRIX Revolutions and MATRIX: Recalibrated, as well as one self-released album, 'MachiNation'. Kristov performed with Marazene from 2001-2007, participated in multiple National tours with MARAZENE from 2006-2007, and appeared in several videos for the band. Kristov also toured Nationally with New York's BILE in 2002. Kristov was first diagnosed with intestinal cancer in May 2006 and had surgery to remove a cancerous growth and numerous lymph nodes followed by chemotherapy for much of the remainder of the year. Despite the intensive treatment, he continued to perfor

As Darkness Falls
As darkness falls, the stars seem to twinkle a little brighter this evening. For this evening two have met, two have laughed, two have dined, and through it all, they still seek more. We walk along the edge of the surf. Hand in hand, with nowhere to be, with no time clock to punch, we stroll casually along. Together we are sharing in the moments, reveling in the closeness with another, and seeking to capture all that is before us, in our hearts and minds. For this is but night one. Will there be a night two, a night three, or many more nights to come? Just as one cannot foretell tomorrow's lottery, one cannot foretell such about a relationship, but one can certainly hope. As the moon crests the horizon to the east, it casts its warming glow across the land, and our pace slows to a crawl. With hearts, arms, and eyes wide open, we stop, we gaze at one another, we embrace, and I kiss you in a manner that leaves no doubt...

Prime Example Of A Stupid Question
Read from the bottom up as always: --------------------------------------------------------------------- >Bigdaddyjake: if you have to ASK then it must not be big ->Bigdaddyjake: lmfao Bigdaddyjake: hey could u look and tell me if u think if i have a big cock?

Girls On Temporary Leave.
The Following Girls Are All On Temporary Leave From Fubar & Sarge's Bad Girls For Various Reasons...Be Sure To Continue To Show Them &Hearts; Until They Return. Ecuadorian Goddess(ON TEMP LEAVE) Meagan(ON TEMP LEAVE) **xmasbaby73**(ON TEMP LEAVE) S3XYCRICKET(ON TEMP LEAVE) .x.FullOfSurprises.x.(ON TEMP LEAVE)

I Feel Special
i scream your name in the rain. you are my angel flying around me. i hear your voices in the rain. i run to find you. you're the angel im looking for. i been waiting for someone as you. i was lost but you helped me find the way. my heart took me to you. you are the one i need. your the one i want to hold. i forgot about yesterday. i remember today. i can think of tomorrow without you. getting a kiss from you would make my life worth living. i can go anywhere with you. you are my angel. you make me believe in you. my heart is yours. my love is all yours. i scream your name in the rain. i hear your voice. your the angel flies around me. i hear your voice. i come to you. my heart makes me come to you. my heart helped me find you. you are the only one i need.

Reason For My Being Away
Woooooow,where do i start...well every since the middle of december I have been dealing with health issuez pertaining to my eyez.It first started off as small blurry vision that started in my left eye that slowly progress worser.yea the shit started off wild and weird cuz i didnt know what waz happening.In and out the ER,20 different blood test comin bacc negative 2 CAT SCANS,4 MRI'S,one waz a full spinal cord,spinal tap while my vision got worse in my left eye to the point it went completely blk wit little light getting in.Headachez galore,but worse after the spinal tap cuz i couldnt sit in a chair without getting one.All during this time the Dr.z still cant understand why thiz is happening to me in the first place.im haethly as they say,blood thicc and dark.then after they figured that the optic nerve that flared up wasnt infected and treated me wwit that good ole iv steriodz for 3 dayz to bring the inflamation down.Not gonna lie,i waz scared,but prayed for the better.As i tried to

Share This With Everyone You Care About
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

Autos 1pm Fu Time
HELLO FAM AND FRIENDS....GUESS WHO TRYIN TO MAKE ARUN RUN AT PROPHET URS TRULY....ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD COMING.. BUT IM MADE IT THRU..WITH SOME OF THE BEST AND AMAZING FREINDS..A STALKER CAN HAVE.... IM TURING ON MY AUTOS..1PM FU TIME FRIDAY.....TO SHOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YA....I WILL BE BLINGING RANDOM PPL THAT SHOW ME ALOT OF LOVE....IF U RATE AT LEAST 10 EZ RATES FOLDERS... GET A BLING...ALSO...I WILL RETURN RATES...IF U PM ME..ASLO FOR THOSE WHO RATE ALL MY RATEABLE FOLDERS..WILL GET AN EXTA BLING...AND A SALUTE FROM ME...THATS RIGHT...YALL KNOW I DO MAKE MAKE SLAUTE FOR THOSE WHO HELP ME ALONG THE WAY... AND FOR THOSE...WHO BEEN HELPIN ME ALONG THE WAY WILL GET A SALUTE... ALSO...SO COME AND MAKE MY AUTOS FUN AND EXCITING.. YALL KNOW I WILL RETURN THE LOVE...ONE WAY OR ANOTHER...SO IM CALLIN ON BOTH OF MY FAMS TO SPANK ME HARD...AND MY FREINDS...I APPERCAITE ALL WHO HELP ME AND SHOW ME LOVE...IT DONT GO UNSEEN..SO I HOPE TO SEE AL YALL THERE TOM....1PM F

I Am So Proud
Last night my kindergarten daughter, just finished her last book in first grade hooked on phonics. She is reading at a first grade level now and it makes me so proud. starting Monday we are starting second grade hooked on phonics. She loves to read and is trying so hard so that she can read on her own. The teachers are all so amazed at how smart she is and says that she is well advanced for her age. She is always trying to learn new things and if she keeps going by the end of elementary school she will be reading well over a sixth grade level. I am talking to the teacher today to see if they can give her a little more difficult books to read since she has mastered all the easy ones. I dont want her to get bored. I am the most proudest mom in the whole world.

Auto Bling Bux 1/30-31
Auto 11s Bling Bux Celebration Chiina_Whiite Auto 11 Today 1pm Fu Time. 3 Chances to Be a Winner: Bling Folder FuBux Drawing Daily Random Drawing Bling Bling Bling! Completely rate the 500 pic Bling-N-Bux Drawing Folder to Enter to Win One of 4… Sun Over Fubar Plz Private Message me upon completion. The Grand Prize Drawings 2 Million Fubux 1 Million Fubux 500k Fubux Rate Default & 10 EZ Rate 100 Pic Folders and you will be entered into a drawing to receive one of three Grand Prizes.Rate 5 more EZ Rate 100 pic folders and you will receive an additional Entry to the drawing.

I'm So Terrified Of This Shit Happening 2 Me!
When seeing this I couldn't help but start to cry, given I ain't afraid of needles however the rest will make anyone watching it freak out... http://screening.iarc.fr/leep/enwLEEP.htm Please view this to better understand what I've got to go through, after coping the lick click on the far right of page it'll state excision of ecto & endo cervical lesions once you've done that scroll down to the bottom an click on the full movie to watch the video! Please do give your input on it.... Thanks so much, from your friend Jaime!

Back To Back Hh's Today
Saturday ...January 31, 2009 at 4:00 PM FU Time, Tulsa's Angel is Hosting A Happy Hour! ღTulsa's Angelღ At The Time of Happy Hour, Auto 11s WILL Be On! ღTulsa's Angelღ Hit Up Tulsa's Angel During Her Happy Hour And Make 60 Points Per Rate! ღTulsa's Angelღ FYI...Cherrybomb is hosting the very next happy hour at 5:00 PM Fu Time! She also has auto 11s running!

Don't Let Me Down (atu Version)
Don't let me down Hey, don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Nobody ever loved me like she does Oo she does, yes she does And if somebody loved me like she do me Oo she do me, you she does Don't let me down Hey, don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down I'm in love for the first time Don't you know it's gonna last It's a love that lasts forever It's a love that had no past Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down

Mama
She was my best friend. The one I could talk to about anything and everything. She always understood me even when I made no sense at all. She always know how to make me laugh when I was having a bad day. She always knew how to make me feel better when I didn't feel good. She was always there when you needed a shoulder to cry on or a rock to stand on to be strong. She always told you how it was, she never sugar-coated anything. She would out-right tell you if a decision was right or wrong or smart or stupid, whether you liked her answer or not she didn't care, she was just honest. She was always there when you needed a friend, and she was always there when it was time to be the mom. She always knew the right things to say and the right ways and times to say it. She was always phone call, short drive, or short walk away. She was always there when you needed her the most. I could go on for days about all the things that Mama was. But now mama is gone, but will always be in my heart,

Inspiration
I was originally going to write a blog involving angst and repulsion. Negativity Instead, I want to write one about inspiration. Positivity. There is too much that is negative in our lives. Some of it we bring upon ourselves. Some of it just seems to happen. But we can’t escape it. Some days it is all you can see and you have to fight for those little glimpses of light that peek through the cracks of this abominable wall that stands before us. Some people can become that light. They can break through that wall and for one moment no matter how long or how brief there is a ray of hope and joy that shines through. There is an essence of humanity. I’m not talking about myself. I am speaking on the behalf of many people that I have never met, never talked to, and I only know of their existence through words of others, assorted news stories and my own assumptions. Their world has come crashing down on them. Their souls have somehow lost their way. Their lives I cannot

New Contest...who Wants A Hh?
I am holding a rate contest, anyone interested in participating please send me the link to the pic that you would like to use. The rules are fairly simple : First prize goes to the person with the most pic rates with a minimum of 600 and second prize will go to the person with the second most rates with a minimum of 300.First prize will be your choice of an hh or a 135 credit bling pack and second prize will be your choice of a 30 day blast or a 65 credit bling pack. Any other questions please feel free to ask ~cruel but cute~owner of and owned by AARON@ fubar

2nd.
OOOOOOOOOH! another good one. leaving babylon by bad brains. which is ironic cause if youre a bad ass like myself, youve heard sublime cover this tune. *hint-its on the memories double disc, REAL good shit* however, this is about bad brains. awesome.

I Dont Do This Often......
I am going to be true to my name. I am in this auction. This is my first and probably my last. Curiosity got the best of me. So.... buy me if you wish. You have to first befriend this pretty lady first DaisyBlue@ fubar

Should I Bother ??
This is my first . so please bear with me . ok. just wanted osme feedback on whether i should try to get either a A11 or HH from doing some sort of trade or receiving it as a gift or if i should just say fuck it and go buy it for myself

Me, Idea By Angel Baby♥
mmk well thanks to my wifey i decided to copy her. lol if you don't know what i mean, go check out Angel baby's "about the real me" blog. things only the closest to me would know... ~I write poetry and actually have 2 published. ~I speak my mind thru music, I can't live without it, music is life, music is love. ~My top friends and family mean the world to me. ~Angel Baby is a blessing for me to find, she's been there for me thru alot and I truly do love her. I couldn't have asked for a better friend/wifey. ~I've never felt so strongly about anyone as I do for the man I'm in love with (Diamond J), my#1, my one and only. ~My kids and Diamond are my life. That's right, I have kids. 2 to be exact. 3 to include a future stepdaughter♥ ~I am beyond loyal when it comes to my friends and the ones I love. ~I will always stand by your side no matter what life brings, I am truely a good friend, unless of course I'm not your friend lol. ~I'm honest, I can't stand whores or wome

The New Rating System
Ok so Fubar decided to make speed rating impossible but they overcompensated. At the speed with which they want us to rate we'd all need to be on dialup connections. I can load the page fully, comment, look at the picture for awhile and then rate and still get it ignored. I can have the very first picture I rate ignored. I understand they want to eliminate EZ Rate pictures. There is a much simpler solution to this. Increase the minimum pixel size of pictures you upload. That will stop the small pictures from being uploaded. Combine that with a set time to rate pictures that is less then the current setting. Fubar's premise in this action is understandable and I even agree with it. I do not agree with their method. Yes I will have to work a bit harder to level up now. Oh well. But I no longer enjoy going through other pictures and rating them. I look at pictures, I comment pictures, some I stare at even, but getting ignored then having to go back to it just to rate it is annoying. A goo

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee Read All My Friends If You Care ? Important Love Rose Xoxo :d
HI I AM TOASTY_ROSIE_XOXO, AKA YOUR ROSE OF FUBAR LET ME START OUT BY SAYING THAT I CARE AND LOVE ALL OF YOU SWEET & SEXY FRIENDS HERE ON FUBAR.I CAME SIGNED ON FUBAR ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO. IT WILL BE 2 YEARS JULY 9, & A LOT OF THE FRIEND'S I HAVE NOW HAVE BEEN MY DEAR FRIENDS FROM THE BEGINNING.AS YOU ALL KNOW OR SHOULD KNOW, THAT THE BEGINNING OF NOV THIS YEAR,I ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL. ALMOST DIED 2 TIMES BETWEEN, THE BEGINNING OF NOV AND THE MIDDLE OF DEC, I SPENT 6 WEEKS IN THE HOSPITAL I AM DOING BETTER NOW & STILL HAVE AWAY TO GO BEFORE I ,AM THROUGH IT ALL..ANY WAY AS YOU ALL KNOW, I USE TO ALWAYS BE ON FU, IT WAS AND STILL IS A PLACE I CAN GO TO RELAX AND CHAT & ENJOY ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS.YOU KNOW YOU ALL HELP ME IN YOUR OWN WAY THROUGH THE THINGS GOING ON IN MY LIFE.. AND I HOPE I DO THE SAME FOR YOU ALL? I TRY TO ANY WAY.YOU HAVE HELPED ME WEATHER IT'S JUST A HI, OR,A SMILE, SENDING ME A ROSE, OR GIFT OR DRINK, OR A BEAUTIFUL COMMENT, OR MAKING ME A BEAUTIFUL PICTU

Stupid Secret Admirer
I thought I would share with you my internal monologue when I came back to my hotel this evening. *open fubar* Oh great I have 32 new messages I bet 30 of them are from that stupid secret admirer thing. *opens mail* Oh look I was right, god I'm smart. *clicks first one* Oof not much of a selection here, well if it isn't her or her I don't care who it is. *15 minutes of clicking and dissapointment* Why the hell do i still have to open all the rest of these. *10 minutes* "You have a new secret admirer" OH FFS DOES IT EVER END?!?!?!

Th Old Man And The Tiger
Once there was an old monk who was traveling to a far off temple. His journey took him through the jungle. While he was walking, he heard, far in the distance a tiger. Not thinking too much of it, the old man did his best to hurry along. Some hours later, when the sound of the tiger grew closer, the monk thought it best to begin to climb uphill, hoping this would turn the tiger aside. This did not work and the monk could hear the tiger had gotten much closer. Upon reaching the to of the hill, the old monk found himself at the edge of a cliff and there was no way back down passed the tiger. Looking for a way to escape the old man looked down the side of the cliff and there he spied a branch. Twisting out along the branch was a strawberry vine and at the end of the vine the largest, reddest strawberry he had ever seen. While the growl of the tiger came ever closer, the old man climbed down to the branch, and though it creaked in weakness, the old monk crawled out to its edge.

Um.....
So tonight quite possibly might be my last night on Fubar for awhile. I have court tomorrow and its possible that Ill be going away for awhile... With that said, I would really like it if someone would get me a bling pack, so I can spoil my wonderful owner and friends just in case Im not able to for awhile. I kno it sounds like just a ploy to get a bling pack, but it really isnt. If u dont wanna buy me the pack, then u could always just look on my family list and buy bling for any one of them, or spoil my wonderful owner with lots and lots of Rainbow Hearts (her favorite). I just dont wanna be forgotten by everyone if I do end up going away....

Stupid Dj's
im listening to the radio, 104.1 the rock of new orleans, and this female dj starts telling a story of how she announced some emo screamo band i fail to recognize, and how the manager asked her if she has eye liner. she digs in her purse and pulls out black eye liner, and gives it to him. the guy takes it to the singer of unknown band and he slops it on his face. and when the guy gives it back to her, she says "guys that wear eye liner are hot, but im a little wierded out that he gave it back! but should i auction it on ebay or throw it away?" and then plays this song...wtf???? sacrilege????? Date Rape - SublimeMore at MP3-Codes.com

Failure...
Today I feel like a complete failure as a parent. My son is not thriving in the first grade and I can't help but take it personal. I do what I can at home. We practice handwriting, math, reading...and at home he's brilliant...but at school, he just doesn't care so he refuses to do any work. I'm at a complete loss for what to do anymore. I've failed him somewhere...I had to sit and listen for an HOUR about how terribly he does any work at school. Not one single assignment in the last few months was done to completion and he got 0/100 on a prep exam for standardized testing. I'll figure it out...I always do...for the meantime, I just wanted to vent a little..whine to an audience that doesn't have a choice.

Crossroads In The Tao?
Where do I go, From here? Utterly lost, disjointed, I don't even have the strength left to hate. Words are less than useless; Yet I try to rationalize this Hell. I wish I could be some little emo kid, Where my only problems are with conforming like a lemming. But I can't. Once yer eyes are Open, you can't unsee the Blackness. You can't block the screams. And you damn well can't NOT feel Death's cold, bony, yet reassuring grip. I've done some bad things in my time here. But even the worst murderer doesn't suffer this way. Problem is, I have both mind, and morals. Neither are anything but liability here. And worse, to quote Eminem(Gods help me), "There's a million other motherfuckers JUST LIKE ME." What have you let this world become, my ancestors? Why have you let the Earth die? That's why we're all crazy, you see... It's a survival mechanism. An unpleasent one, admittedly. Though I for one, am tired of surviving. I want my world back. I want my frie

Stupidity
INC LAW FIRM London International House 1st St Katharine's Way London E1W 1AY DX 1070 London City Good Day, I am Tods Murray (Esq) a Solicitor with INC International Law Firm London and a personal lawyer to a late client Mr.Mahmoud Azmi Ahmed Mohamed who passed away after a critical illness. My client was a well known philantropist and one who likes to care for the needy without giving a second thought.Before he died,he made a WILL in our law firm stating that GBP£6.5 million (Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) should be donated to any charity home of our choice. My client has a Municipal Insurance Bond,he has a "Blanket Policy" (Property Insurance) covering funds lodged in an Insured Bonded Domiciliary bank here in the United Kingdom.The bank is requesting that my client who just passed on to come forward for the renewal of the deposit contract agreement which from record is estimated at GBP£6.5 million (Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) or cl

Thank You Cubby
Today is one of the best people on Fubar's birthday. Vixen260. If you don't know her get your ass over to say hello. She is one of a kind. Funny as hell, and a heart of gold. She has too many great friends to put them all in a picture. (I'm not Neppi yanoo. :P Misterfeet bought her a cool present. Of course not everyone is happy it's her birthday If your going to the party, you better show up early. I hear there isn't alot of cake left..... I promised her a moob salute. I've been working out for days to get in shape for it. Oh look...more cake. I always wonder how old she was.

Reality
This is a question that has been passed down for generations. The question that truly has not been pondered or even expanded upon with any new ideas since the days of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates and the Greek Philosophers of legend. Even they never came up with any concrete definition of what reality really is. so on to the matter at hand. DEFINITION OF REALITY So what is the "definition" of reality? this is where the line can blur a bit. Wikipedia defines Reality as "in everyday usage, means "the state of things as they actually exist" Merriam-Websters Dictionary defines Reality as: " the quality or state of being real" or " a real event, entity, or state of affairs the totality of real things and events" NONE of these definitions are actual definitions of reality though because everyone of them is flawed with illogical human reasoning. The human reasoning that is flawed in the definition of reality has to do with the traditional human viewpoint is almost "Alway

Promoting Drops And How To's
BEING A PROMOTER IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS FOR ANY LOUNGE THAT'S WHY ALOT OF LOUNGES HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING PROMOTERS IT IS VERY TIME CONSUMING BUT THERE ARE ALOT OF PERKS TO PROMOTING YOU GET TO MEET NEW PEOPLE.. YOU GET TO GO UP IN RANK...(*PLEASE RATE THE PROFILES YOU GO TO!!!*) YOU GET TO BRING IN MORE PEOPLE TO YOUR LOUNGE.... ETC ETC ETC... IF THIS JOB SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU....HERE ARE SOME PROMO TAGS YOU CAN USE TO TRY AND GET MORE PEOPLE IN YOUR LOUNGE ITS VERY EASY YOU JUST GO TO PEOPLE'S PROFILES AND COPY AND PASTE ONE OF THESE BANNERS AS A COMMENT AND ENTER. I'VE PROVIDED YOU WITH 7 DIFFRENT BANNERS ALTERNATE BANNERS DON'T USE THE SAME ONE ALL THE TIME THIS WILL AVOID ALOT OF THE BOUNCER CHECKS. ENJOY AND HAVE FUN PROMOTING!!! CAME BY YOUR PAGE TO RATE YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RATE ME BACK BUT IF YOU DO THAT WOULD BE COOL! IF YOU GET A MINUTE CHECK OUT CLUB SEDUCTION GREAT PEOPLE AND GREAT MUSIC CHECK IT OUT! Come have some fun with us! CLICK BANNER TO JOIN US!

Grow Up All Of You
from 18 to 40 why do woman still do this kind of shit i thought as you got older you would be more mature rather then act like a kid iam sure some of you when you read this might say iam mature well i bet you anything ur wrong there are some that still do this they just don't want to admit it iam not saying acting like a kid is bad but it is when you play games with peoples head and emotions why is it so hard for people to say there not into you its just a tiny little word called rejection some people cant take rejection and for the ones that cant take it then you might as well not live in this world life is full of rejection specially when it come to dating i can handle rejection just fine after all if i can handle my own mother rejecting me when i was born i can handle anything tossed at me what i don't understand is this i was talking to this woman for almost a few months everything seem to be going good then i got her cell phone number she told me she works a

Kids Say The Darndest
my twins are playing madden football in the next room, and i can hear them saying the silliest stuff to each other. and i hear this "you cant catch me cus im the ginger bread man!" lmao just thought id share... that will be the high light of my day! lol

Personality
You're romantic in your outlook and love the simplicity of nature. You can be a little nostalgic and love revisiting familiar places and memories. When it comes to art you tend to have a traditional approach. You are passionate about history and true classics. Truly great art stands the test of time. You love nothing more than a music gig in the open air with a bunch of friends and a couple of drinks. You get a real buzz from watching a live performance - there is no better escape. You love physical activity - you've got serious wanderlust. Keeping a clear head and a healthy body makes you ready for whatever life throws at you. For kicks, there's nothing like a little affection to give you a buzz. There's always so much flirting to be done! (oops, ~giggle~) When it comes to holidays you reckon they should always be indulgent - a very special treat and a chance to recharge your batteries in luxurious surroundings. After all, you work hard enough the rest of the time. And

Bored..bored...bored
1. How old will you be in 5 years? 34 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Myself... 3. How tall are you? 5'3 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Going on a weekend vacation. I need it. 5. What's the last movie you saw? I don't remember 6. Who was the last person you called? My Mom 7. Who was the last person to call you? Daniel, from work 8. What was the last text message you received? Nate telling me he was trying to get back online 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Some stupid 1-800 number. 10. Do you prefer to call or text? Depends, more often..text 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Trying to stay awake, lol 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? divorced 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? A few seconds ago...she's in the same room as me 14. What color are your eyes? They change. 15. Do you own slippers? No,

This Made Me Giggle
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Writing
I've been trying to find some outlet for my writing to be read, and so far have only found fictionpress.com, where at least they are not tryin to scam you out of anythin. Its like there are no sites that cater to sharing horror fiction between users. Gah!

Rainbow Heart Bling
” I’m in a weird situation because I like rainbows... but I’m not gay. So, I wear a rainbow on my shirt, but then under it, it says, “not gay ” ... but I’m not against gay people, so under that I have to put, “but supportive.” I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light. That’s pretty greedy gays. ” - Demetri Martin

Vent On Rats And Bitches
My home life has been destroyed by a fat bitchy old hag who is mad at me for defending my son. This woman told me that she and her husband don't like my 4 year old son Josh. She then proceeded to call him names. I had heard about enough and I told her where to go. In turn this woman who is the grandmother of my new baby Evan..called and ratted me out for having the baby's dad staying here with me. Now a little back ground, the baby's dad was unemployed for half the year and I took care of him (the hag who called is his mom) and the kids on a low paying job for half a year, he got this job in Aug, me not really being sure if he would get fired from this job too, I did not call the housing people and tell them he was living with me because I was afraid if he got fired how was I going to pay for everything. Well good thing because November came and the work slowed to almost a halt and I was paying all the bills again. Well we decided that since they "do not like" my 4 year old they were

Tuesdays Auto 11's Blog
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! REMEMBER WHEN RATING IF YOU HIT THE "RATING TOO FAST" DO NOT GO BACK TO RATE, YOU DO NOT GET POINTS, KEEP ON GOING FORWARD. MEEEEEEEEE LOL TEXAS HELLCAT PLEASE RERATE MY PAGE TY!!@ fubar ♦H◊®nY♦ÅnGe£♦© »D.S.C.«@ fubar Chiina_Whiite@ fubar ♥Hey Jude♥Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar ♥Lacey N Mario♥ Houdend van Echtgenoot en Echtgenote@ fubar ®Freya®@ fubar So

Crushes
I think, and this is only my opinion, that we should be able to have a crush on ourselves if we so choose. No, I don't see anything wrong with this, as somedays, I'm really the only one I love. Well, ya know what I mean... anyway, if you agree, please post a comment. That way, I can tell babyjesus that I HAVE A DREAM!! (hysterical laughter on the other end of the phone... steph) I also don't care if he makes it say "I have a crush on myself and blah blah blah blah." Sign it please SMOOCH! Shannon

I Read Things Like This And I Die Inside.
Preface: As almost none of you know I run a very large outdoor adventure group in NY. Today I got this message. hay if your thinking about having this id like tooattend but dont know whared it is can you help pleased thanks bye I have no idea what he is talking about... can anyone translate?

Fragments Of A Sucide Note
Seems like yesterday; but it was long ago….; Hold on to 16 as long as you can, changes come around real soon makes us women and men. These AM radio proverbs haunt me in the wee hours when I can’t sleep. Not that I can’t sleep, it’s just that I don’t want to sleep. Afraid of what dreams might come. Fears that fill my head on an event that happened a long time ago. In a time when the world and my future were so bright; so full of hope. A time when I had everything in the palm of my hand and I somehow managed to throw it all away. Fucked things up as I normally do. Buried myself into a hole that I can’t escape. I mean I’m in really deep. So deep that the only way to escape, would be to get really pissed drunk and pass out on the railroad tracks. My last memory hear on earth would be of my body being torn to shreds. A nice red and pink mush. Then all this would be over, finally. I could start a new life; with no memory of this one. Ha- that would be to easy, my luck I would e

An Affair With The Sun
the ray of the sun kisses my skin. i look up into the blue eyes of the sky, searching for storm clouds of trouble in the distance. the sensitive ears of the trees listen to the musician's song rock the wind with a whisper to lay back and relax, as the lyrics haunt with a deep knowledge. the sky forgot to spend the gold fleck pieces, that dots the blue with enlightment and joy. the smells of body heat hits the senses like a lost toy of days gone by. the sun dial ticks away with a stem of lust that shadows the time. the ray of the sun kisses my skin again...i should stop before i get burned... how much more damage can one take before feeling the tan deepen to a burn. the sweat is building like a river. i back away long enough to get a breath..and i go back for more,as i pray in a whispered breathless sigh one more kiss. strong touches can be damning, but given the right spots the ray can't miss. thank the Gods i had the right clothes on to keep me as safe as i can be with a

Just Wanna Be Done With It...
Well... maybe it's a good thing I've had to wait this long for my mastectomy. I'm pretty much over my distress about it and just want to get it over with now. Of course, it helps that my boob's been hurting and feels like it's at least doubled in size (the tumor that is, not the whole boob). I'm still a little nervous that I'll have problems with the anesthesia again, but am counting the days: 11 to go. Oh, and go show some love to the spotlight; I donated to help with it and am "tickled pink" to see that ribbon up there

Wednesdays Auto 11's
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! REMEMBER WHEN RATING IF YOU HIT THE "RATING TOO FAST" DO NOT GO BACK TO RATE, YOU DO NOT GET POINTS, KEEP ON GOING FORWARD. ♥ ♥ Grlskikass2~Bad Bitch@ fubar ♥ ° SKY ° ♥@ fubar ♦H◊®nY♦ÅnGe£♦© Proudly Sponsored By ~*Archaic Angel™*~@ fubar ~♥Sassy♥~Proud Member of ShadowLevelers/FubarsFlamingHotties/StilettoGirl@ fubar

That All I Want.
I want someone to hold me when i'm feeling down. I want someone to protect me when I'm weak. I want someone to wipe my tears away and say i love you. I want someone to hold my hand and to kiss me under the stars. I want someone who will hold me when i'm scared. I want someone who is a hopeless romantic that will take me to pic-nic on the beach. I want someone who's smile makes me happy even though i'm broken. I want someone who will love me for me

Too Funny
*laughs until she hurts* OKAY. My friend, who is slightly of kilter much like me, just asked me a very interesting question. Please, if you have an answer, leave it in a comment. If a pair of Siamese twins is making out, is it incest or self-gratification?

Lamb Of God - Descending
It's all about one set of lyrics in this song, just greatness. "This God that I worship, This demon I blame, Conspire as one, exactly the same" The river I'm bound to be found in, A rope chosen bound for the hang. When I'm blind and I think I see everything, Convincing myself again. This God that I worship (a faded reflection). This demon I blame (a flickering flame). Conspire as one, exactly the same. It's exactly the same. Descending, To never recover the pieces to all that we've lost. Recover the pieces lost. The pieces to all we've lost. I shudder to think of the consequence, It's blasphemy simple and true. The tragic protagonist torments, Convincing myself again. This God that I worship (a faded reflection). This demon I blame (a flickering flame). Conspire as one, exactly the same. It's exactly the same. Descending, To never recover the pieces to all that we've lost. Descending, To never recover the pieces to all that we've lost.

Why Are People Stupid? Lol
Why do you insist on pissing me off in the mornning??? 1.I have 2 kids and I can manage to have my kids dressed before we leave the house, why cant you? 2.PLEASE PULL FORWARD...dont block everyone behind you...we have places to go and things to do...unlike you who will probobly go home and watch soap operas!!! EX. when i drop my daughter off at her preschool...you have to pull around in like a circle, OR you can park!! well this BITCH decides to stop right at the turn...and block us all from going around. We all have bigger rigs and we cant get around enough to park. She gets her idiot ass out of the car to release her bratts. then she walks them in the school with her van still parked there...I WAS HEATED!! Then after she finally comes out 5 minutes later...she pulled only like 10 feets forward and perceeded to talk to another idiot mom in her van!!! I got behind her and she motioned me to go around, which would mean i go into the grass!!! FUCK THAT AND FUCK HER!! I dont know

Latenight Desires....
She heard the key slide into the lock… He tried quietly to close the door… She glanced over at the clock.. I was expecting him till late morning, as she realized it was four am… She slowly slipped out of bed .. Slowly making her was into the living room she see’s him.. Home so early honey..?!? I see your wearing my shirt… He looks at her with a evil grin… Knowing what is coming next she looks at him… Do you like it..? This is the only thing I have on… He set’s down his suitcase…. Your so in trouble.. She takes off running towards the bedroom, but was grabbed in an instant…. She fight’s to get away, but there is not use, with her heart pounding… He spun her around… Her back arching… He starting nibbling on her neck… Small moans escape her mouth…. He carry’s her into the room… Gently laying her on the bed… He looks at her… There eye’s locked… For eternity so it seemed…. She slowly reached up to unbutton his shirt… His hands finding there was through her long beautiful hair… She runs

Work At Home!
Hello Something incredible has arrived! I just became a shareholder in me2everyone and I never had to pay a single penny for the shares! It can only be described as the gold-rush for 2009. This company is going to be huge and shares will soar in value over the coming months! You can register for free and it never has to cost you a single penny! me2everyone is going to be a cool new virtual world where you can meet friends, chat, shop, play, watch videos, create an art gallery, open a virtual newspaper, play the free inworld lottery and make money from your own online store! You and everyone you know make the decisions, shape the world, create real incomes and share in the profits. It’s a new place where you meet new people or invite your friends. Learn new skills or expand your business. Find the love of your life or help the planet. Membership is free and every member automatically becomes a shareholder in me2everyone Limited. Personally I have WRITE YOUR SHARES HERE share

System Resets Do What? Did You Know?
I found this interesting and just wanted to make sure everyone else out there knew this information. Normally, I wouldn't check, but I noticed NO photo views for the entire day so far. Also, I noticed yesterday my friend requests counts had changed as I hit HOME first thing in morning--weird, but figured it was me. Today, I had none, but when I sent to look at bartab to see about the photo views, I counted SIX friend requests that I had received, but they don't show as pending anymore. I never approved them and wouldn't have even known I missed getting them except the coincidental look at the bartab...so These people would assume I ignored their friend requests. I went to support to see what was up, and this is the answer I received. I understand system operations, computers, servers, etc...but for friend requests primarily to just disappear bother me because I review each one individually and rarely deny one---SO What are you missing during these RANDOM system reset

Only - Nine Inch Nails
I'm becoming less defined as days go by Fading away And well you might say I'm losing focus Kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself Sometimes I think I can see right through myself [x2] Sometimes I can see right through myself Less concerned about fitting into the world Your world that is Cause it doesn't really matter anymore (no it doesn't really matter anymore) No it doesn't really matter anymore None of this really matters anymore Yes I am alone but then again I always was As far back as I can tell I think maybe it's because Because you were never really real to begin with I just made you up to hurt myself [x2] I just made you up to hurt myself, yeah And I just made you up to hurt myself And it worked. Yes it did! [Chorus:] There is no you There is only me There is no you There is only me There is no fucking you There is only me There is no fucking you There is only me Only [x4] Well the tiniest little dot caugh

~the Zen Of Guido~
~ Guido Zen ~ In the Long view of History.... What Difference will Any of our Lives Make... The TRUE measure of a Life.... Is Not how many People know our Names when we die... But whether We TOUCHED the Lives of Others........Peace. Guido.

Fedoras And Pants, An Observation
I learned something about fedoras tonight, If you have one on you assume that you are also wearing pants. I can't think of any situation that involves a fedora but not pants. About 5 minutes ago I thought of something I needed from my car and I was already wearing my snazzy hat so I just walked out to my car... I was about 10 steps out the door then realized that I was rocking boxer briefs a t shirt and a fedora. Of course people upstairs were partying on the balcony so I couldn't just run back inside. They were staring at me by now so I figured I'd just go with it. I strolled to my car in the shortest of shorts pretending it was intentional. I'm a moron.

Wait And Bleed ~ Slipknot
Wait And Bleed I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed... Goodbye! I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time Everything is 3D blasphemy My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up This is not the way I pictured me I CAN'T CONTROL MY SHAKES! How the hell did I get here? Something about this, so very wrong... I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this Is it a dream or a memory? GET OUTTA MY HEAD CUZ I DON'T NEED THIS! Why I didn't I see this? I'm a victim - Manchurian Candidate I - HAVE - SINNED - BY - JUST Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away GOODBYE! You haven't learned a thing I haven't changed a thing My flesh was in my bones The pain was always free I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can't see...

A Woman's Week At The Gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. ________________________________ MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda

Little Dreamer
I posted this simply because Sherry didnt impose it on anyone, and it was based on chance so I wanted to see what it said. ================== RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Crawling Back HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? In dreams WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Got What You Need HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Classical Thump WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Til the End of Time WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Good to be Bad WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? I'll Never Tell (LOL!) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Im Hurtin (wtf) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Dream Baby WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? A Show of Hands WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? The Deeper the Love WH

Naked Time
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am deeply religious 2. Im torn between my love of all things Mopar and my love of Toyota 3. I usually sleep with a stuffed pink pig named Pig that a girl gave me when i was 14. 4. I forgot Pig at my mom's house at christmas break and i havent slept well since. 5. Ive tried to kill myself 4 times so far 6. Last monday I got laid for the first time in 2 goddamn years 7. I am personally offended by the confederate flag 8. I usually put milk in my tea (learned that from the damn Brits) 9. I ALWAYS go commando 10. I actually cant stand the taste of alcohol and only drink for the effect/buzz 1.Slutf

Tagged By Ninja!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Oh boy...lol Nearly ALL of my friends are women. Not for the reason you may think - I find them much more interesting to talk with than men. If I want the score...there's Sportscenter. How to change a serpentine belt? A manual. Enough said... 2. I will NOT eat fish or ketchup. Not even the finest cuts of fish. My mom is the BEST but she messed up by forcing us to eat the nastiest, cheapest fish sticks covered in ketchup. It's hardwired now...deal with it. Unless of course you like cleaning up puke. 3. I'm the most respectful perv you'll ever meet. LOL I'm just a very sensual, sexual person I guess. But hey...ya'll

Bling Pack
FOR SALE if you truly want to support the breast cancer awareness cause then tell me here how much you are willing to pay for a bling pack........ see my previous blog about the cause..... thanks!! ~~smooches~~

Auto 11's Drawing
I am running auto 11's from Feb 19th, 10 pm est....until Feb 20 10pm est! I am having a drawing, to win an Auto 11! Rate all of 200 pics, then PM me ONLY that you have rated them all. Your name will go into a drawing, and I will draw a name out of hat when my auto 11's expire! The lucky winner will receive an auto 11! Good Luck to all! Will announce the winner Feb 20 at 11pm est in my status. I will not accept anything but private messages for the auto 11' bling give away. Shout box will not quailfy, nor will "folder rated" after each folder is rated. ALL messages to enter must be Private Message! I am running auto 11's from Feb 19th, 10 pm est....until Feb 20 10pm est! I am having a drawing, to win an Auto 11! Rate all of my folders, then PM me ONLY that you have rated them all. Your name will go into a drawing, and I will draw a name out of hat when my auto 11's expire! The lucky winner will receive an auto 1

Car Wrecks, Karma And Hellions
It's funny how my luck works. I've been lucky ALL MY LIFE. More like blessed but yeah sometimes it's dumb luck. I truly believe in Karma. What you put out into the Universe you get back. So, I try to be careful, mindful and considerate of others. My luck last month was horrendous. I got laid off so yeah, Karma was pissed at me about something. But today, she was on my side. Or luck was, either way, I'm extremely grateful. Not just one but TWO fatal car wrecks I was ALMOST in today. Almost? Yeah, by one car in front of me. Both times, both cars T-Boned right before my eyes. Glass, twisted metal, the fatalistic sound of two moving objects slamming into eachother. I shiver when I close my eyes. Just proves to me once again... I am meant to be on this planet, I have great things ahead of me, No matter how shitty times are right now, it won't be this way forever. I guaran-fuckin-tee ya. On a lighter note... Don't let the cuteness fool ya. She's a hell

So Humbled.......
to say that I am in shock is an understatement. I have some AMAZING friends!! I have wanted to get spotlight for a while now and have been rating pics for what seems like forever on pages.....BUT get this.....I do not want spotlight for me, myself, but to honor and support the ladies who are breast cancer survivors! We all know someone who has fought or is fighting this horrible disease. I, personally, fought it in 2008. It was not fun!! Look around you....did you know that 1 in 8 women will go through breast cancer? So let's say you have 8 women in your family.....one will get breast cancer in her lifetime.....not a pretty picture! We need more support! There were days where I just laid around and did nothing...and then came on my page here and had messages of love and support from family and friends....that made my day! So I really want to show love and support to all women on FUBAR who are survivors....be proud! You made it through some tough stuff! Please donate as

Im Really Pissed About This..
Ok.. this is the deal.. I have a good friend of 4 years.. he has been through so many fucked up relationships and i come and hook him up with my great friend i met at work and hit it off with..actually what happend was she had my pass to my msn.. and her computer logged in automatically to it.. he msged me well he thought it was me and she was on it and thats how it all started... then he asked me about her she asked me about him.. and they both decided to meet and did.. He lives in Illinois and she lives in New York where im originally from. She moved in with him alls gravy and now they are engaged.. our other friend Amanda got pissed at the whole ordeal cus she lives in NY feels that she is having a friend taken away from her.. she gets pissed and blogs about it on Myspace yes i said myspace goin off about Marianna (the friend whos engaged) saying shit about her and how she fails as a mother.. now i found out this girl is the Maid of honor and they are both pickin out fuckin dre

Let's See Who See's Me
The crimson river flows Following the course that all rivers take The path of least resistance From the corner of your mouth It pools and then slips Down your chin Leaving in it’s wake A trail of heartbreak Pain and anguish. Your stare, wide and full of life Begins to fade But my grip does not Another small river The last to be born Reveals itself in your right eye Mixing with your tears And tracing a path That ends on my fingers. I loosen my grip And your head slumps back Exposing your neck And the fading color of your skin I kiss your lips Mixing your blood Your tears And our saliva On my tongue. Have you ever looked so beautiful? Have you ever tasted so wonderful? Have you ever felt such release? Have I ever been so in love As I am at this moment?

Ive Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love cupcakes they are probably my fav sweet thing to eat 2. I enjoy peeing in the shower, its invigorating 3. I love going commando, when i do wear underwear its for someone else's benefit 4. I tend to think that Im right all of the time 5. Some of my nicknames include: sunshine, flirty, Special K, and cat eyes 6. I can shake my butt in about 25 different ways 7. My favorite book is The Palm Wine Drinkard by Amos Tutuola 8. I enjoy shots of a drink called "Dirty Bong Water" 9. M.P. and I dated for 5 years 10. I drool all over the place when I sleep I will tag Honey Dip, Misterfeet, Mr. Morningwood, Nay-Nay th

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was once sent to Tokyo for work for the period of a year, I dyed my hair red as I received so much grief for being a blonde western woman. The city did not impress me, and the idea of living there for a year seemed a nightmare. So I left after 2 months. 2. In my teens I became a keen writer, and had a collection of poems published at 14. 3. I am allergic to seafood 4. I am medical mystery and have 3 kidneys 5. In my teens I accumulated 8 piercings, none of which was in my ears. Today I have only one remaining and it is well hidden. 6. I am addicted to cherry coke 7. I have only 51% hearing, 50% of which is in my right ear.

Tagged Again!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. 1. I count everything. I can remember things as pictures in my head so if I dont have time to count them right then and there, I can count them in a mental picture later...and I do... 2. I tend to take myself too seriously and forgo having fun so I can keep an eye on everyone else around me. My girlfriends call me Wendy the Wall. In order to talk to them you have to go through me first...Good luck with that! 3. I was bitten by a dog when I was 12 and received over 200 stitches in and on my mouth. 4. I was in a car accident at 14 in which my left eye almost exploded...I received 150 stiches in that eye and I still have perfect vision. 5. If you insult my intelligence in anyway I will put you to the ground. It took me a long time to come to the terms that it is ok to be intelligent and I will never hide it again. 6. My moth

I Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you aight, here we go! 1- i hate it when people chew with there mouth open like the food is gonna escape...its the number 1 things that irritates the shit outta me..to the point where if i tell you to stop and you dont...i just wanna punch you. 2- my middle name is ann ( hahahhhha) i feel like little house on the prairie .. and to top it off, it rhymes with my last name!! wtf was my mom thinkin! and no im not statin my last name 3- as much as i am called beautiful on a daily basis...i have alot of insecurities with my self...i think more or less it comes from past relationships...but i hide it well! but psshhh i know im fine! j/k 4- im sec

I Got Tagged By Tra71
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have a reaction to mints, if I have a mint sweet I sneeze for Britain much to the amusement of my family 2) Friday the 13th is a no go on anything for me, it is bad luck .... I met my ex on Friday the 13th nuff said, ive lost keys, fell down the stairs, set fire to cooker, had a car break down over the years all on Friday the 13th so I hibernate! lol! 3) I've been driving 28 years and have developed many bad habits and am aware if I took the test now would fail miserably. 4) I use to be a fu addict but now enjoy Facebook and My Year Book. 5) I have a large mole on my right thigh. 6) I have a crap memory ..

Tagged By Metal Sandy And Yotd
Both fine ladies tagged me at the same time this evening. I always wanted to be tagged by two women at once... But I digress! On to the game.... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was class clown and best dressed in high school. 2. I've done stand up comedy. 3. I've sang professionally. 4. My longest drive on a golf course measured 327 via a GPS. But my lowest score was 75. 5. My IQ ranges between 136-140 depending on the test. 6. I have not watched network TV for about 10 years now because it's crap! IF I couldn't write better than their writers I'd f'in kill myself! 7. I suffer from SAD and as a consequence I sometimes act like I a

Surgery Update.
Well I had the surgery today. It went well. There was no complications. I don't know all the details on it because I haven't got to talk to my doctor yet. When he talked to Rusty after my surgery when I was still knocked out, he said that there was more Polyps than just the one. But once again, I wont know exactly what it is or how it went until I talk to the doc. I want to thank you all for prayin for me and thinkin of me! I love ya'll

Bling Action Open
Bid Bid Bid HeartsOfLove IS HOLDING A BLING AUCTION BEGINNING 2PM FUTIME ENDING FEB 28TH 8PM FUTIME. THE FOLLOWING BLINGS ARE BEING AUCTIONED: Red Diamond Red Rose CupCake Hippo Red FuJuice Tiger Devil Heart HURRY TO HER PAGE AND PLACE YOUR BIDS!!! ♥ღHeart§OfLoveღ♥

"friendship"
a friend is someone who will always be there for the good and bad times a friend is someone who you can talk too anytime, anywhere, night or day a friend is someone who you can always trust with your secrets and your fantasies a friend is someone who will borrow their shoulder during the pain and misery of life and death a friend is someone who is just like you who i hold dear in my life always and forever **dedicated to my best friend John Kubly who is now diseased** by. shana 98'

Wanna Get Lucky??
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Down With The Sickness ~ Disturbed
(Do you feel that?) (Oh shit) Ooh ah ah ah ah Ooh ah ah ah ah Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel (Will you give it to me?) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing in me (Will you give it to me?) Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes Oh no, there is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up Come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up Come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel (Will you give it to me?) It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying in me (Will you give it to me?) It seems you'

What Was I Thinking
Ive been having back spasm. Im on muscle relaxer they dont help much other than making me feel goofy. I wanted to thank everyone who sent well wishes, hugs and soup I really appreciate that. Ill be in and out its hard to set at a chair right now for more then 10 minutes or so. I miss you all take care and Ill be back soon in full force.

Grrrr Papi!!!
ok..so, I was tagged AGAIN... hrm.... ten things huh?? and I better get your damn hat...specialy since you only listed FIVE things. 1. I just let the girls free... *swings bra over her head* 2. I need to be eaten...you heard me 3. I joe...very very much *goes to get another cup* 4. Medium is my favorite show...I would consider enjoying vag for that woman 5. Papi's hat WILL BE MINE!! 6. Tomorrow I have to go into the shop...I think I'll buy a new plant. 7. I spent almost 5 grand in less than a week an a half 8. My bday is in eight days *dances* 9. My favorite colors are green and black...hehe 10. I named my boy after Bob Dylan and purple hayze. I'm not taggin' anyone...this is my third time...lol NOW GIVE ME YOUR HAT!!!

I Got Tagged By Circumstantial Sinner...
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I believe there is magic in love... but magic takes work. 2. I can't stand the Paul McCartney song "Live and Let Die" because of poor grammar. 3. I am an ordained minister, and a Doctor of Divinity, because I'm an American, and I could afford to BUY these degrees. 4. I don't do soft drinks anymore, but Rockstar Juicer is still manna from heaven. 5. I love Coca Cola but won't drink diet coke only diet Pepsi. 6. Never married, once engaged. 7. Thinks Gin is for really old people who play bridge. (sorry, WonderLilly) 8. Loves mayo, tends to ignore most other condiments (except relish) 9. I have an

My Happy Hour! *******read And Do Me*******
COME PARTY WITH ME! I know we'll have a good time! A very special thanks to: Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess@ fubar He is absolutely amazing! Go show him lots and lots of love and tell him I said "Thank You" for the Happy Hour! A very big thank you to: Tony411@ fubar He is a total sweetheart and the reason I have 11's running during my Happy Hour today! Be sure and show him lots and lots of fu luvvin' as well. Things to Do: Rate all the pics in this album during my ...or ANY Happy Hour for $5,000 Fubucks on top of what you'll earn anyway for rating! Be sure to private message me when you are done! If you'd like a personal salute...Rate all the pics in this album... (Be sure to private message me when you are done and let me know you rated my salutes for a salute of your own! Don't miss any...just rate nice and slow!) Or, you can Bling Me for a Thank You salute... I am also out of blasts....I KNOW CRAZY

Tip On How To Wash The Toilet!
Here is a great housekeeping tips for busy people! How to wash a toilet This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry hi

Lmmfaooooo
he wants me to be his man charliebrown ~t... Online (Online) Coos Bay, OR subject: charliebrown ~thekiing381 sent you a Panty Dropper received: 02/24/2009 09:31 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam "A BLUE STAR IN YOUR EYES On the wings of an eagle, My love for you flies. Soaring higher and higher, And touching the skies. I reached up above, And pulled a star from the sky. To place it within, Your precious minds eye. To dwell there forever, As my love for you. On the wings of our love, Enduring and true. I honor you my darling, With all that I am. Please darling please, Will you be my man? There are so many things, My heart wants to say. I love you sweetheart, There is no other way."

Anna Molly
Lyrics: A cloud hangs over, It's a city by the sea, I watch the ships pass and wonder if she might be, (might be) Out there and sober as a well for loneliness, Please do persist girl its time we met and made, a mess I picture your face in the back of my eyes, A fire in the attic, a proof of the prize, Anna Molly, Anna Molly, Anna Molly, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO do DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO do A cloud hangs over, And mutes my happiness, A thousand ships couldn't send me back from distress, Wish you were here, I'm a wounded satellite, I need you now put me back together make me right I picture your face in the back of my eyes, A fire in the attic, a proof of the prize, [ Find more Lyrics on www.mp3lyrics.org/e3d ] Anna Molly, Anna Molly, Anna Molly, I'll crawl to your name, I'll bend to the earth, Not one of the others could ever compare, Anna Molly, Anna Molly Wait there is a light, There is a fire illuminated attic, Fate or something better I could care less,

Tagged!
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I have this HUGE thing for a girl in nothing but white ankle socks though knee high works too lol. 2: I was part of the local Hands Across America line wayyyyyy back in 85. Gawd I feel old now! 3: I was a pretty decent volleyball player back in grade school, even won our section trophy. 4: I use to be a serious hard core power weight lifter and worked out 4 days a week for years. 5: Cocoanut is my kryptonite! Makes me ill just to smell it. 6: I should have died many times over through the years but I somehow am still here. (3 times drowning, 2 near misses with cars, 1 car tow, 1 electrocu

A Cycle
Its a known fact that most women like decorating (aka re-decorating what they have) and home improvement. So, they take it to the relatoinships they have. Here is a cycle that alot of dumb women go through: 1) they see a guy who is either troubled, or has a bad reputation. what they think: "ha, all those other women he has treated like shit or cheated on failed, cause they were stupid and unworthy. I know I am different and special, and he will totally fall head over heels for me and become a good man. Looks like I have a project on my hands" 2) They hook up with that guy. He treats them well (for a first week or month). They think: "OMG! Success! I TOLD you I was special, and look what happened! He never has been this nice to anyone, so I guess I got this dog on a chain now" 3) They guy "changes" (aka reverses back to himself, like a spring). He tells her all sorts of shit, and treats her like the rest of dumb bitches he's been with before. She thinks: "OMG! I am

Survey!
Name a quote from the song you're listening to: baby did you forget to take your meds.. placebo \m/ they rock. When were you born? February 4, 1982 Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating? on the cheek sure. What are you seriously wearing? a wife beater and shorts. When is the last time you saw the person you like/liked? hmm .... good question. Ever kissed anyone on your top friends? does my roomie count? Describe the last time you were injured? haha its been a while but playin football i did flip over a car.. not a pretty sight but i got back up and continued playing LOL. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? not really. im an insomniac Think of all your exes, would you take any of them back? NO..but the thought has crossed my mind but no considering.. yeah no.. On your "lazy days" what would you be doing? Mumming. oh wait thats everyday haha. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stu

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Wings - Emerging Earth Angels, February 25, 2009
I was finally able to load and copy the follow up to Karen's Energy Alerts! This is for those who are interested. Please remember to run this by your personal "truth" filter.....I always take these viewpoints with a grain of salt, lol! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings.....This installment is called: Separation of the Worlds Welcome! In times gone by, when we were young and naïve, we may have imagined that the ascension process would be incredibly joyous, full of ease, and lift us up to a higher dimension where we would float on a cloud in Heaven, maybe eating bon bons all day, or perhaps suddenly be filled with light while our challenges disappeared in one fell swoop. We would reach the Promised Land where love would abound and we would never again have an unpleasant experience. Now we know better. Although certainly in many ways things get better and better, and if we were to look back we would see a very different version of ourselves, the ascension proce

Special Birthday Blog For Feb.26th
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I Wish
Wish - SuperChickThe saddest thing is you could be anything That you could want We could have been everything But now we're not Now it's not anything at all The hardest part was getting this close to you And giving up this dream i built with you A fairytale that isn't coming true You've got some growing up to do I wish we could have worked it out I wish i didn't have these doubts I wish i didn't have to wonder just what you are doing now I wish i didn't know inside That it won't work out for you and i I wish that i could stop this wishing and just say my last goodbye After all the things you put me through Tell me why i'm still in love with you And why am i, why am i still waiting for your call You broke my heart I'm taking it back from you And taking back the life i gave to you Life goes on before and after you I've got some growing up to do I wish we could have worked it out I wish i didn't have these doubts I wish i didn't have to wonder just what you

The Way I Feel
Yearning for her affection is what I do, those beautiful brown eyes gazing at me, my soul just can't tell her no. Her words flow from her gorgeous lips and make me tremble and trip. Her mind, so smart and quick. Everything about her is stunning and in my eyes so perfect, does she know how she leaves me so speechless? She's different from the others and I don't know why I'm lost with words and breath when she speaks to me. So many things I want to say, so many things she needs to hear. I want to give her the moon and stars because that's what she deserves, I want her to only know the best things there is, to know that I am so deep and true. All the emotions that she makes me feel with just the smallest of gazes. The passion that she drives me to be. The strength she gives me with just the simplest of words. So to you, I say for you. I thank you. Please take this heart and bear it true. For it is you, that I say * **** ***.

Greatest Words Ever Written
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying" I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a t

Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. hey you 2. hey there 3. billy Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. ac tech 2. pizza delivery 3. bud distribution center Three Places I have lived 1. PA 2. FL 3. NC Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Animal Planet 2. South Park 3. Discovery Channel Three places I have been 1. All over the country excluding Hawaii 2. my bathroom 3. mental ward Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. no 2. one 3. e-mails me Three of my favorite foods 1. pizza 2. chicken 3. steak Three things I would like to do 1. cure cancer 2. go be with my dad 3. meet someone that is Real Three friends I think will respond 1. Postal Florist 2. Peace & all that 3. Things I am

Friends......do You Know Yours?!
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Eric 2. PIC 3. E Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Bartender 2. Delivery Driver/Inventory Manager 3. Chef Three Places I have lived 1. Baltimore(7yrs.) 2. Minneapolis(4yrs.) 3. Charlotte, the past year Three TV Shows that I watch 1. No Reservations 2. Heros(religiously) 3. South Park Three places I have been 1. Ireland 2. Costa Rica 3. California Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Nancy 2. My mom 3. Heidi....(dishbrat, in my fam here, she invited me here!) Three of my favorite foods 1. Raw Tuna 2. Chocolates 3. a really good risotto Three things I would like to do 1. Get married one of these days 2. Do more traveling 3. Continue to learn mo

Threesome Cuz I Am Bored
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Alien 2. ADS 3. Jerkface Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Clerk at a Record Shop 2. Dishwasher 3. Graphic Designer Three Places I have lived 1. NM 2. AZ 3. State of Confusion Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Big Love 2. Entourage 3. True Blood Three places I have been 1. Puerto Rico 2. St. Martin 3. Cancun Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Steve 2. Salespeople 3. Billyboy Three of my favorite foods 1. Corndogs 2. Pizza 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. Road trip around the US 2. Skydive 3. cliff dive Three friends I think will respond 1. i think i am the last one on the web to do it 2. see above 3. " Things I am look

Breakin'
Ok I'm leaving fubar!!!! Well for about a week anyway. Today I embark on my trip to the desolate town of Hobbs, NM. I am moving there so I will not Have net until the 7th if I can't pick up a wireless signal. So all my peeps out there in fuland...keep me shitfaced, love on me, cherry bomb me, bling me, and hell just don't forget about me aka..Zooks aka Zeeks aka Zonks aka Z aka Steven aka Stevie aka Steve...I am goin to be back and all will be rewarded. I love each and everyone of you guys... So Peace, Love and Matt Damon!!!! Steven

Dvd43 Dl
i bought a dvd copy program called ICopyDVDs2 from wallyworld and now i try to copy some of my movies. it tells me i have to dl a DVD43 program fom the net so it can get around the copyright protection that all the dvd have...grrrr wtf, since software isnt returnable ill have to bite the bullet and do a dl of this program. i found the website dvd43 but i want to know if anyone else has done this dl before i do it. or any other recommendations for copying dvd's as you were

Cherrybomb Bux
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Here Is A Personal Thank You From Me Hugs Cherie' Marie Ty Ty Ty All And The Bombs Too
Kathys Comments THANK YOU ALL FROM MY HEART IT MEANT SO MUCH TO ME . I'LL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ONES I DON'T KNOW PERSONALLY TY SO VERY MUCH . HUGS CHERIE'MARIE

Sunday Adventures...
Out for a late sunday drive... The air is cold, very crisp an clean.... He can't help but look at her... Her hair falling into her face. she brushes it back to continue to stare out into the woods... What are you thinking about.... He ask's her trying to start conversation..... Just trying to clear my head, it's been a long week. The car lay quiet once again.. Turning off down a dirt road they've taken only once before.. the road was wet from the evening showers... Are you sure we can go down this road... She said with an uneasy voice... He reach's over and grab's her hand... I'm sure we will be fine.. Slowing down for the curve ahead the car seem's to drag. Are we getting stuck?!? With a sudden jolt the car came to a hault... Great she thinks to herself... He then get's out to check to see how bad it was.... Maybe I should help.. Without hesitation she get's out to lend a hand... Let me help you honey... She reach's for the other side of the board.. Get in the driver's se

Blasphemy Is My Name...
Dig so deep for the Devils reward Bathe in blood to sleep at night 13 stones carved with names Cast your life into the well Leave you to dance hanging Swing with me from the gallows arm Shove rusted steel into me Infected from the inside out Bleed me dry so that I can feel Blur the lines of reality for me Bury me an angel to find Rip out what I keep so hidden Take everything from me I'll help you choke on it Burn another saint on your cross Stick your needles in the eyes of your gods Blasphemy is my name So insecure in straightjacket nightmares Bloodstained baby smile for me Break your jaw and cry for me Let your tears show you the truth I am no man to be loved Hollow in the face of heaven I stand and scream in the mouth of hell Look back over your shoulder and see me broken

Memories.
I went grocery shopping yesterday. As I'm walking down the isle, I see a woman that looks exactly like Mrs. Cooper did. I wanted to yell her name, go running up and tell her it was not a funny joke. Then I realized that it wasn't her. That she's still dead. I don't know. I thought this wouldn't happen. That it finally set in that she's dead. That it wasn't just a joke, but reality. If you don't know what happened, Mrs. Cooper was my assistant principal in high school. She was the one that is the reason most of us graduated high school. She got us off the hook for pretty much everything but drugs. She was kidnapped by her ex husband and he shot her in the head. It still hurts, knowing that we got to know her, and the students now don't. I graduated a few months before she was killed, but I had friends who went back that year for their senior year, and they said the pain was unbearable. She was killed right before school started. Her ex husband was a basketball coach at anoth

Names, We All Got One
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Dirk 2. A four letter word: Dick 3. A boy's name: Donald 4. A girl's name: Debra 5. An occupation: Stripper Dentist (someone has to dish out the pain!) 6. A colour: Denim 7. Something you wear: Derby 8. A food: Danish 9. Something found in the bathroom: Dental Floss 10. A place: Down Under 11. A reason for being late: Depressed 12. Something you shout: DAMN 13. A movie title: Defiance 14. Something you drink: Dr. Pepper 15. A musical group: Disturbed 16. An animal: Deer 17. A street name: Donald 18.

Sleeeeeep.
I can't! For some reason it's 2am and I am not tired. I should be. Too much stuff bouncing around in my head I guess. Same shit, different day. I could read some more. If it wasn't so damn cold, I would go for a walk. But, it's snowing and being winter out there. So I will stay inside with the heat of the woodstove. I could continue sorting out all the music files on my computer. But, that is a project that is going to take a looooong time. Days. Baby Hayden might come home soon They might have to have her on a monitor. She still sometimes forgets to breath and has to me moved around, then she remembers. I cannot wait for her to be home! I give my sis and her bf Evan so much credit for making the 45 minute trip everyday to the hospital to see her little girl. I am so proud of them both! With that, I am going to do something. What, I am not sure. Toodles

Hot New Auction!!
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Another Update On Ash
i want to let everyone that im doing better.they are going to change the bandge on my leg tomorow. then the doc will look at it on thursdayt and also change it. so to see how much progress i have come in the last week. and he will talk maybe, posibably coming home. nothing is for sure about anything till they see how my progress is, but once i know more ill let you know. I send lots of love and really hoping to be home soon.

What A Surprise
Sunday morning at 3:30am my door bell rings. I go to the monitor and ask who is it. And they say your son. So Im thinking its my son's friend so I buzz them in. I open my door and who should be walking up is my real son. Him and his girlfriend drove up from Texas for the week. My granddaughter is getting so big. She's up walking around furniture and might take a couiple steps. Its so great to see her. Thats why I haven't been on much. Will catch up with everyone when I get a chance.

It's Witchie's Fault!
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Amy 2. A four letter word: Anal 3. A boy's name: Andrew 4. A girl's name: Angel 5. An occupation: Anesthetist 6. A colour: Amber 7. Something you wear: Alligator shoes 8. A food: Angelfood cake 9. Something found in the bathroom: Ass 10. A place: Assateague sp? 11. A reason for being late: Annulment 12. Something you shout: Asshole 13. A movie title: A Walk to Remember 14. Something you drink: Apple juice (yuk) 15. A musical group: Aerosmith 16. An animal: anaconda 17. A street name: Ann 18. A type o

I Need Your Help !!!
Voting & Scoring Procedures The DC-CAP performing Arts Semi-Finalist's Videotaped Audition will be posted on the DC-CAP website from Feb.20th to March 15th,2009. >Public voting will be conducted via the dc-cap website (( www.dccap.org )) >Encourage your Family,Friends,School & Community to go online and view your Talented Contestants. >Voters will have the Opportunity to rate each contestant with a 1 to 5 performance score (1=low and 5=high).By the close of the public voting, all competitor scores will be tallied and Judge's vote will be added to the Percentage of online votes received by each contestant. >The overall ranking by the judges and voting public will determine the selection of 10 Kennedy Center Gala Finalists. >All Participants will be notified of the audition outcome by letter on March 17,2009. Please DO NOT call about results prior to this date. >The Ten finalists will be competing at the Kennedy Center Gala for the Maximum Scholarship Award !!

Why Do Kids Do The Things They Do?
Alright everyone...if you don't know, I have two boys and for the most part, they are really good kids. However, my one son who is on the cusp of being 13 has been quite the bad boy of late. We keep their laptops and cell phones in a cabinet at night and restrict their usage like most parents do. Unfortunately, he seems to think that he is above the laws in our house and keeps "sneaking" his cell and laptop to bed. This is about the 10th time he's been caught and no punishment seems to be working. So my question is this, what do you all think the punishment should be?

You Have A New Secret Admirer!
Yeah, eff that. Admire me publicly. That has to be the lamest waste of time. I tried it a few times and I get matched with men that are twice my age. Never even talked to them and don't care to.

Caa #92
A dear friend of mine is asking for everyone s prayers. Her son-in-law is being shipped back to the most dangerous part of Afghanistan. Please send angel prayers of love, protection and support for him and all of our troops all over the world that guard our precious freedom. Love Doc PS Her blog site: http://www.fubar.com/blog/281897/983769

A Night Walker's Lament (vampire Poerty) The Beginnings Of A Vampire Epic Poem
A Night Walker's Lament Ages have I passed Millennia are as decades More monster than man Though I still wear man's skin Have not loved since I was alive Did not think myself capable anymore 'Til I met her, and amazing vibrant child Barely in her second decade, I've seen more than 500 An old soul she is with the vitality of youth She captured my essence, like afly in amber How can she see in me, what I was When I myself had almost forgotten Her touch on my skin brings heat sorely missed My touch gives her chills, she says do excite her If I grant her immortality, will she lose what I desire And become yet another in a long line of no-ones I can see her in a blood red gown Made of silk and velvet and lace Regal beauty my not yet undead queen Decided to offer my greatest gift I sit alone in a cavern black as pitch She ran when my gift was offered Saying she never wanted to live forever I sit alone, unable to die, could Hell be as bad as this? A Night-Walker

A Sex Survey (kinda)
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? 2007? 2 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 1 3. Ever been cheated on? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? No 5. Ever been married? Yes 6. Ever been divorced? No 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? Doggy 8. Do you own any guns? No 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been in rehab? No 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Yep 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No 13. Last time you masturbated? A couple nights ago 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Not in his current flabby state 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Vince Vaughn, Criss Angel, Charlize Theron or Pink 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Yep 17. How many states have you lived in? 2 18. How many c

Me In College Holy Cow
Yeah I start online college on the 16th. will cut into my internet night time life. Ill miss my talking to my friends. But It's for something good. I will show so love and say hi when I have time. Dont worry wont forget you guys specially the once on my family.. in case you dont know who you special people are here's a list. No specific order but here they are The Hoody™ Infamous 4-Life@ fubar Memphis Mike@ fubar Dusty@ fubar Neptune's Human@ fubar ~Cubby~ owned by Slirpa@ fubar Timmy - R/L fake, Chairman of the Bored, and Fu-owned by my desires...@ fubar manly - 28th Angel - Thirsty Thursday!@ fubar misterfeet@ fubar misterfeet@ fubar §hmernikins.cordell@ fubar AJ1™@ fubar

Fu Pharamcy.
I want a pharmacy option under the gifts section. I want it to include... Prozac: For all the whiny ass bitches. Life sucks. Love sucks. Get the fuck over it. Get over yourself while you are at it. Chances are everyone is sick of hearing you whine...You are NOT the only one with problems. We all have some. Its just we all don't feel the need to share them and cry and whine for bling... Viagra: For all the icky old men who no longer fuck their wives, and spend hours trolling for free boob shots, and accosting perfect strangers with random solicitations... Lunesta: For those who are up until 9 am on Fubar. This way maybe they can get to bed at a decent time, and become functioning members of society... Sympathy Pills: I need these. My tank is dry. Come back later. Penicillin: To treat the rampant virtual STD's being passed around...I don't give a fuck who your number one is. I don't care, that you care, that I don't care... Fukitol: To cure the incessant drama that

I Just Got This Today...
okay well i just got this IM today, and i find it weird and its from a friend on my YIM list. L A: True freedom will come to those who have the patience to weather the trials and tribulations of everyday live without falling into their own self desires and pity. Do not forget those around you that care for you, for without them you would not have any armor with which to battle our common foe...desperation. and ever since i got it ive been feeling kindof creeped out over it.. for personal reasons that i can not explain. *shrugs and shivers* Your thoughts and comments are welcomed on this. would like to know what everyone thinks about this.

My Ex Everything She Did
.........starting out i loved my ex. i loved everything about her. The way talk and the way we can talk about anything. starting out she made me feel good. we talked on the phone everyday, up tell the day when she kick out her mom's house. that's when hell started. she told me that she didn't to talk everyday, and she always act like she was to busy for me. just to see her i had to go an hour and 30 minutes out of my way to see her. i come down every week to see her at her job or just to chill with her. but when i do call she was always over some friends house. never names or anything of the friends. just i'm over my friend house doing this or thing. never come up to see me, her boyfriend. but can always see her friends go out to the clubs on days that i told her was going to call her. i did alot of shit for her, i came down and give her money when she needed it the most. even if it was more then what i had. helped her give her car. the time when we was dating she only came to see me t

Stupid People = Entertaining As Fuck
Every morning while i drive to work i listen to a radio station where they have this segment where a woman asks random idiots dumb questions and these idiots respond with even dumber answers. Todays question was: "Where do think vegans come from?" The answer to that question is, of course,... Veganistan! (Needless to say i almost crashed into the oncoming traffic.)

Boat Drinks
This is a big ass tropical drink so start with large container that will hold at least three gallons. You will need 1 750 ml bottle of dark rum 1 750 ml bottle of spiced rum 1 750 ml bottle of coconut rum 3 qts pineapple juice 3 qts orange juice 1 20 oz bottle of lemon lime soda 1 bottle grenadine 1 bottle sweetened lime juice (Roses) Mix well, invite friends & do the bra limbo.

Colon Cleanser?
so I am going through my email, and in the junk mail i see a spammer for the total colon cleanser...... I mean, I KNOW there are a lot of people with sticks up their asses, BUT is it THAT much of a problem that its actually become profitable to SPAM with colon cleansers? WTF? lol

Life Happens Whether We Like It Or Not
I just had someone remove me from their friends list, said that the only time that I came to their page is when they activated and cherry bomb. Now most of you know that I have 2 new grandsons, have been getting busier with work at the flea market, and now with spring coming up I'm going to be even busier with our pond business. I do leave comments as often as I can, try to help people level and hit my frineds auto 11's as much as possible, and whatever else i can do. If you can't understand that there is life outside of fubar and I do as much as I can when I have the time, then please, go ahead and take me off your list. Yes, this person really hurt me a lot, I thought that we were better friends than that. Oh well. There is a saying that a friendship that ends, never was to begin with. Lots of love to all of my FRIENDS!

My Fu-owner
My Fu-Owner sucks. I don't get gifts.. I hardly ever get rated. Bling? Snapvines? HAHA.. Nope.. It's all about my Fu-Owner... "Read my blogs" "Come to this MuMM" "Tell me I'm pretty".. bitch please.. Oh, and fuck the juggalos..

Why I've Not Been Myself
So...this blog I'm not even sure if I should write it...i held off so long but I am just tired of acting happy....something that is so easy to do specially to my friends online. I'm gonna make it short because after finally releasing this ..i mean my offline friends know, and family but It was suggested to me by a family member that I should just write from my heart this way some of you I am close to will realize why I am a acting strange for awhile....And now that i found out my cousin told some of my online friends..i figured it's time i at least wrote a little something. I'm drained from past things...I'm okay from it, i'll never understand it...I am not going to try to understand it anymore I've just sort of been accepting things, trying to be smarter and I guess trying to be the one to be strong... My mom was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer after Christmas. It just happend all so fast. I had a close bond with my mom and spiratually still do and always wi

I Give Up...
I'm taking a fu-break. It seems like lately no matter what I say or do here, it's taken the wrong way. I'll probably check in once every day or two or three, but that's about it for awhile. It's just not fun here right now. Those of you who have my yahoo can find me there. If I'm on, I'll be visible. If you don't have me on yahoo, but want me there, send me a PM with your yahoo and I'll add you next time I'm here to check messages. Hope everyone has a great weekend. Love and hugs to all! ~Shannon~

3/08/09
Aquarius January 20 - February 18 Today is your day to dream, and dream big, dear Aquarius. Think about what it is that you want the most out of life. Aim your arrow to the stars and pull back your bow as far as possible. There is no limit to how far you can go. Your only limitation is your own imagination. Don't worry if your plan doesn't seem to make any rational sense. Worry more about what you want and less about how you are going to get it.

Soda Shop
I just watched the movie Shortbus which I loved. You see penis within the first 30 seconds and there are many solo/partner/threesome/orgy sex scenes...so it's not quite a family film. Anyhow. The story is great, the film is really beautiful. There's a song in it that one of the characters plays for two others. It is also what plays on loop during the DVD menu. I had to find it. I was in love. So this is it. That's the guy who was in the movie (Jay Brannan). He tells you that in the beginning. He plays Ceth (Seth with a C). And this is the song Soda Shop. The sidewalk is rushing at my head again I’m lying on the street in the rain and wind From doing forward rolls down Avenue A With my guitar on my back don’t let it end this way Somehow I dialed my cell I didn’t know I could get service in hell How quickly can you get here Don’t know where I am dear Finally the world actually seems to be revolving around me Chorus: Shoo-be-doo

Suck It
i have found in my lurking, that, some people on my friends list i dont even like, i would delete more, but, im really not on enough to give a shit anymore, seriously, people are brain dead sheep on this site.... xoxox sarah

Ugh! Wtf Man
cowboync: fuck u bitch if i'm a douche...u wouldn't catch me in ur twat if i'm a douche...u smelly bitch. ->cowboync: lol yes i am and you're a douche that doesnt take no for an answer cowboync: well fu cuse me dam...RAGGIN TIME! GOOD BYE ->cowboync: i'm not one of these little bitches running around letting everyone see my naked body. if you have a fucking issue w me refusing to do you an NSFW salute on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS then feel free to downrate me and block me. harassing me and making comments like that is how you DONT get an NSFW salute cowboync: ur in an exotic room and u won't make me an nsfw salute? cowboync: would u make me a free nsfw salute plz? Obviously it's from my sb, so you know how to read it. What the hell is wrong w some people? Why is it that they can't take no for an answer, and when you get tired of trying to work it out rationally instead of blocking them, you're a whore or your pussy stinks? Where's the logic in that? I'm gonna go rant on IM, but th

I Do Not Want You...
Last night I prayed to God, That he would take me home. Because the pain I felt That I was all alone. Last night I cried for hours, As you sat down the stairs. I cried so hard I realized, That you don't really care. So I sat and tried to think, How to make you understand. That the words you didn't say, Said more then the ones you did. I don't want you to care, Like you didn't care before. I don't want you to worry As I walk out the door. I don't want your protection, To mend my broken heart. Because your the one who broke it, And tore it all apart. I do not want your love, Like I wanted it before. Cause when I needed it most, You walked right out the door. I do not want your touch, The one that calmed my fears. I do not want your kisses, That dried away my tears. I do not want your smile, That brightened up my day. I do not want your arm's, That held me down to play. I do not want your eyes, That always melted my heart. I do not want y

*sigh*
I've been thinking alot lately and I think i'm ready for another boy friend. I'm currently sick of being alone. I don't sleep around so it's not the physical comfort i miss..... Like i miss the hand holding the kissing the cuddling the holding the long hugs that mean something you know? Like i get hugs all the time but not those ones i have to friends that kind of give them but that's just the way they hug *sigh* I want someone to be able to call my own..... It sucks a lot to watch other people with their significant others I hate having to plaster on a fake smile i mean i'm happy for you guys and yours it just makes me reflect on whats so wrong with me that no one want's me that way..... All guys that are interested in me just want me for sex they find me hot or sexy and in all honesty that's not a compliment to me Pretty, cute, beautiful, gorgeous, those are compliments Not omg your so hot i wanna bang you wtf like anyone that knows

March 9th
Totally Made Up News: Recent studies have shown that eating certain foods can be bad for your health. The study started by analyzing the different effects foods can have on the body. Immediately discovered was the fact that eating rocks, while high in minerals, is bad for the teeth and could cause digestive complications. Similar tests found that glass has the same side affects, and may cause bleeding of the gums. The study also deemed that Mexican food, while quite tasty, may cause your friends to hate you. No direct correlations can be found as to why this is, but ongoing studies are planned to determine if this could be a reaction to cultural trends. The study found that all foods create waste byproducts that the body cannot use, and therefore must dispose of. That leads me to the question, what is being put in our food to cause this side affect? General concern must be had for our well being and public saftey! Don’t let yourself be trapped, stop eating now to avoid serious co

12 Pack Bling ,bombing Contest
PLEASE HELP , NEVE HAD A BLING PACK BEFORE , PICTURE COMMENTS NEED 6,000. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1426607&albumid=1561643&i=3257301918&idx=0 THANK YOU OPAL--KMISMATOOSEY http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1426607&albumid=1561643&i=3257301918&idx=0

Sh!tty Dream
so i actually made it to bed early tonight/lastnight (depending on when youre reading this)and im having this kick ass dream. its a bbq, im having a good time at someones condo and for some reason someone plays a prank on me while im sliding down the banister on a serving tray, like vin deisel did in xXx. i tumble down the stairs and shit my pants! while I am searching the house for a change of cloths and a shower, theres no bathrooms, or showers available and im running around freaking out, cuz im obviously embarrassed, right? i wake up.... and my son had curled up with one knee right in my butt! so that explains the full load in my pants sensation!! but in trying to analyze my dream, does this mean im afraid my shit really does stink?????

Tuesday's Auto 11's On
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT (ASK JOHNNY DEVIL) LOL *** TODAY'S SPOTLIGHT *** BOMBING FOLDERS! "ThE ReAl DeAl"Ranger76-OwnedBy NaNa-{ENFORCER}at{SinfullySeductive}carriesBadAzzBoys4Life@ fubar ***** BOMBING FOLDERS! Chiina_Whiite@ fubar ***** BOMBING FOLDERS! $Cash Money$@ fubar ***** BOMBING FOLDERS! ♥HisSweetObsession♥~~~Chiina Doll~~~@ fubar ***** BOMBING FOLDERS! Italian Princess* Fu wife to Dark Defender* Dangerous Curves* ^M!K3Y^@ fubar ***** BOMBING FOLDERS! Dark Knight Owner@The Dark Knight Saloon@ fubar

And I Think We Are Gonna Go Again Next Weekend.
I went to the Renaissance fair on Saturday. I went with Tracy and we met up with 3 other people later. I had a 5 hour energy shot before we went in and then almost immediately got a glass of wine. Then another. Then another. The last two were doubles. We met up with Patty and I got my palm read. The palm reader was an old lady with gray hair and and huge boobs that kinda spilled over her gut. She looked liked she was really over Renaissance fairs. She told me some random stuff. Something about if I want to have a kid I am probably gonna have it out of wedlock. There will be A big love affair but not for a while. I will be traveling a lot. Some other stuff. I have had a palm reading before and she pretty much said the same stuff. Well except for the getting knocked up and going on the lamb thing. After that I blacked out. I think the energy drink plus cheap fair wine caused some kind of crazy reaction. I kinda remember walking around. I think I might have had a burger. The next d

Forgiveor Forget??
I am being to wonder if fubar is a place for me. Someone who no matter how mean someone treats me Im always trying to make it right. I have met many kind people on here, but I have also met some very cold, uncaring people here as well. People tell me its just the internet, but that doesn't mean U still can't get ur feelings hurt. Someone told me yesterday I give love away to easily and they were correct on that I do, I have a big heart and sometimes that can be my down fall. If someone does something to me and they come back a give a heart felt apology I accept that and welcome them back. I guess what it is I expect everyone to be like that and when thier not it confuses me. I guess I need to relize that there are some very cold hearted people out there and move on and stop taking their mean way to heart and relize its not me it them and thats life and their loss and focus on the ones who appreciates my kindness and stop boosting egos up that don't deserve boosting .

Jimmy Boyd
SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) - Jimmy Boyd, the child singer and actor best known for the original rendition of the Christmas novelty hit "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" in 1952, has died. He was 70. Boyd died of cancer Saturday at a Santa Monica convalescent hospital, longtime friend Eleanor Pillsbury said Tuesday. "I Saw Mommy" shot to the top of the Billboard charts three weeks after it was released. It sold 2 million records in less than 10 weeks. It has since been interpreted by such artists as the Jackson 5, John Mellencamp and Amy Winehouse. Boyd, who was 13 when he recorded the song, told Time magazine soon after its release that he was surprised by its success. "I like it personally," he said, "but I didn't think anyone would buy it." Boyd was born in McComb, Miss., on Jan. 9, 1939, and grew up on a ranch near Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley, where be started playing guitar at age 4. After winning a TV talent contest, Boy d appeared on "The Frank Sinatra Show" an

Convience
Just thinkin to myself if i should even be tryin to get attention of ppl on here or anywhere for that matter, sayin wassup or how u been just don't seem to cut it anymore. And as far as here goes I'm not so sure, I mean it should be no contest to not even bother when the person u wanna be friends with has 3, 4 thousand friends that may or may not even keep up with. Can't even take a minute or two to say hello and actually mean it. Almost like ur just a convenience friend whenever the ones they rather talk to aren't around to talk to. Personally I'm not wit it nor do i think i should have to go hunt down ppl to talk to. Puttin flashy comments eveytime just to maintain their attention. I mean personally if i gota buy ur attention then ur no friend, let alone a decent person.

Do I Look Stupid To You, Cause You're Looking Stupid To Me!
Alright, so I've been on here what? Maybe three or four hours, and I've received one phone number from a guy in Florida and two Shouts asking me for my age. I know I've checked my profile and if you are checking mine, you know that I'm 41, right? Well hell, now you know because I just told ya...LOL! But, if you said yes, then you aren't stupid, but the dumbasses that are sending the shouts...yes you...damn stupid is all I can say. Now as for giving your phone number out in the shoutbox, that's just plain crazy. All I can think is that he is sitting on his IQ. Why on earth would you ever give your phone number to someone you haven't even spoken to? I didn't even say hello to him when he sent me the shout, what made him think I would call him??? Now I should have looked up a pizza place in his neighborhood and ordered him some pizza. He obviously doesn't know you can now do a reverse look up on land and cell phones. Wow...he's lucky I'm a nice girl is all I can say

Daycare.
Well, just went and picked my daughter up from daycare. My daycare lady nearly started crying when I told her my daughter wouldn't be coming back. Makes you feel terrible when you see the domino effect of a job loss. She just lost quite a bit of income every month, and she really cared about Lauryn. *sigh* And today I get to tell my son that there won't be anymore before/after school care at school. He'll be bummed too. I guess I can look at the brightside, I'll get to sleep in tomorrow!

Crazy
I remember when I was very young I heard whispers "Aunt Aggie is a witch" and living in a christian household I was scared. When I spent enough to with her to get over that silly fear I liked being around her. She always smiled, laughed, and made sure I was perfectly content when I stay with her. When I was a teenager and began to think for myself and began to shake off the terrible prejudices of the church I though, "Aunt Aggie's a witch. That's so cool!" I am sure I approached her with misinformed questions shaped by my interest in movies. But in time she educated me. I loved her to death and thought she was crazy fun. My Aunt Agnes practiced Wicca, being half Cherokee and raised in the very center of a mining town in the very heart of WV, as most of my father's family. She helped to instill in me an understanding of the earth and a spiritual peace that could not be fathomed by those narrow minded sheep on my mother's side who whispered about her. She died last night, a few days s

A. A. A. D. D.
A.A.A.D.D. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS ..... PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow, I feel better even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and se

Trombone Man
Why do these stupid fucking men assume that someone wants to do shit with them? ->Trombone Man: Why the fuck would I want to do hot pics with you? I'm celebrating my fucking one year anniversary with my man tonight. I have NO fucking need to share fucking pics with you. Why would you assume that I would want to? Trombone Man: u got a camera phone? we could do hot pics ->Trombone Man: Do hotter pics? Trombone Man: u wanna do hotter pics? ->Trombone Man: Thanks. Trombone Man: hot pics ->Trombone Man: What do you mean? Trombone Man: want some fun? ->Trombone Man: I'm fine, thanks Trombone Man: how r u sexy ->Trombone Man: Hi Trombone Man: hi He blocked me after that, but here's the link in case you feel like trading sexy pics :P Trombone Man

Shew!
What an amazing day! It was my anniversary, and I had the spotlight, which was great to commemorate it, since most people know that we actually MET here. I had autos on, and had a bomb, and ended up getting over 5 million fubucks, leveling to Disciple, making a ton of new friends, weeding out some asshats that think that all women on this site are whores and simply having a good time. I hope everyone was able to get a screen shot of themselves in the spotlight if they wanted it. I have some bucks left over that I am more than willing to give out if you're going for the Spotlight. I got so much help from others, I want to help when I can, so let me know. Thanks again!

Threesomes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Dad 2. Chris 3. - Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Life Guard 2. Social Worker 3. Salesman Three Places I have lived 1. Manhatten NYC 2. Cooperstown, NY 3. Center Point WVA Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Buffy The Vampire Slayer 2. Chuck 3. Star Trek (any but deep space nine) Three places I have been 1. Ireland 2. Italy 3. Quebec City Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. no 2. one 3. sorry Three of my favorite foods 1. Calamari 2. Raw Oysters 3. Cheesecake Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep or at least go to bed 2. Travel 3. very dirty things to a 'barbie' Three friends I think will respond 1. No 2. Idea 3. whatsoever. Thin

I'm A Gemini, I Think It Rings True.
ARIES - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! GEMINI - Irresistible Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. CANCER - The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Grea

My Diet Log.... Things I Eat
mon: breakfast:yogurt lunch :yogurt dinner: chicken breast with totmato sauce and 2 scoops of pasta no oil and very small slice of bread drink:tea and jucie tue: breakfast:yogurt lunch :yogurt dinner: chicken breast with eggs white and bread crumbs grilled no oils or butter drink:tea and jucie Wed: morn: half of banana Lunch: egg white fatfree butter and hot sauce dinner: 1 scoop of white rice half a skinless chicken breast and 2 scoops of black beans no oil with hot mustard drinks: hot tea 2 table spoon of sugar and 1 sprite ,grape juice ,water desert:2 teaspoons of pudding thru: breakfast:Yogurt shake and banana lunch: 1 scoop of ramen noodles dinnerhrimp and broccoli and 2 tablespoons of fried rice desert: 6 raspberry candy pieces and 1 bites of bakery cookie drinks: water,hot tea 2 tea spoon of sugar ,diet coke fri: breakfast :half of a cookie lunch: hot tea dinner: bacon cheese burger frys and chesse and gravy and chicken

Taking Chance (a Little Sappy)
I quite literally just finished watching this Kevin Bacon movie. It made me cry. I am very much anti-war.. but not anti-military like some people have tried to make anti-war out to mean. I am a military brat. My daddy was Air Force, step-father was Marine. My uncles and cousins and father-in-law are all military. My Aunt was military. My Grand-Father was Army Air Corp. "Taking Chance" is about a military escort named Lt. Col. Michael Strobl who volunteered to escort the body of Private First Class Chance Russell Phelps home to be buried. The movie shows how much care is taken to be sure that our fallen brothers, sisters, fathers, and mothers return home, even after death. The movie is touching. The movie is about a real man. A man who died when he was 19 years old. A man, who if he was living today, would be two months YOUNGER than me. Remember that even if you are anti-war, please, honor your brothers, sister, fathers, and mothers. Be sure to thank our troops and show

Death Of A Generation
How many deaths will it take before our generation realizes there is a lot of history fading away to memories? How many generations have gone by with out the wisdom and knowledge of its past? How many more will pass? Questions that only we have the answers to. Answers that are self evident if we get our heads out of our own ass’ long enough to open our eyes. I am not political, “religious” or even motivated by the events of today. But what I am is someone with strong moral and ethical beliefs based on knowledge and wisdom gained based down from generations before. Last night at 0300 I lost that chance when my Great Aunt passed. I am saddened by not only the loss of my Aunt but the fact I never really knew her. I heard Grand Ma talk about her all the time but was always too busy to make the trip out to see her and sit and listen and learn. Not only learn about her but learn where my family came from. To gauge where its going and gain an understanding of why we do the thin

Just Thinking
Sitting here dreaming Of all of that was done I Know I can make it right I also Know she is the one I said some things to her I can not even say know why I feel that i have lost her To me she was a natural high She is always on my mind And now i understand and see How much this gorgeous woman A beautiful woman meant to me Im not writing this for anyone Just here expression my feelings If i ever play the lottery I hope i get a lot of wininngs

Do You See The Real Me?
When you look at me what is it you see? Do you even see the real me? You say you love my eyes, How they sparkle and shine, But do you even see what they have to hide? You see their color, You see their shape, But can you see what’s beyond their shade? Look into my eyes, Tell me what you see, Do you see all there is to me? All the pain that I hide, Secrets untold, Emotions I have shared, Feelings that I won’t, Truths yet to share, Lies I have told, Passions I long for, Dreams to unfold, Can you see all my questions? All my doubts, All my fears, Can you see the girl inside? Cause I haven’t seen her in years,

How To Broadcast Your Cam In The Lounge
WELCOME STAFF AND ANGELS..... HERE IS WHAT U NEED TO DO TO GET ON CAM.. FIRST GO TO CLICK HERE! this is where you use the cam info that was sent to you for each cam in the lounge and the password for loggin to ustream not the viewing password CAM RULES 1. The cams are RATED PG which means NO NUDITY 2. CAMS ARE RATED R. ASS AND TITS ONLY (THIS GOES FOR MALE STAFF TO) 3. NO KIDS ON CAM I REPEAT NO KIDS ON CAM! (KIDS + CAM = NO NO!)

Plumb-damaged
If you dont listen to the video read the lyrics Dreaming comes so easily Cause it's all that i've known True love is a fairytale I'm damaged, so how would I know? I'm scared and i'm alone I'm shamed and I need for you to know I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say And you can't take back what you've taken away Cause I feel you, I feel you near me I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say And you can't take back what you've taken away Cause I feel you, I feel you near me Healing comes so painfully And it chills to the bone Won't let anyone get close to me I'm damaged, as i'm sure you know I'm scared and I'm alone I'm shamed and I need for you to know I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say And you can't take back what you've taken away Cause I feel you, I feel you near me I didn't say all the things that I wanted to say And you can't take back what you've taken away [ Plumb Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] Ca

What My Online Status Means!
For those of you who may or may not know. My husband just recently started working days again and was on 3rd shift for quite awhile. He works a 4 on 2 off schedule so he is off different days of the week and I spend time with him when he is off. I set my online status to if I'm online aka My lil ole page could use love. If you SEE my status say I'm not here, dinner time, spending time with my family, that means I am not at my desk. I don't log out my fubar. I do leave it up and going all the time. Just because it is up doesn't mean I am here. If my status says I am not here then I really am not here. So if you still SB me your not going to get a response until I return or if you PM me you won't get a response till I return. I've been trying for RR to set it so they know if I am here or not on whether to SB me for links so I have even done "(Off or Off 4night)My lil ole page could use some love" because well I enjoying getting points and if I see it in my bartab I return them. With that

Broken Glass (part One)
[If you play this while reading this opening to the my new story I think that you will feel more a part of the story and the emotion of the main caracter Ivy... THIS IS JUST A STORY.] PROLOGUE She can hear the pounding on the door leading from the hall to the bathroom. If only she could make it to the bed in the other room. Her legs feel so heavy that she can hardly place one foot in front of the other. Five more steps and she will be to the bed. Then she can close her eyes and escape. Stumbling she falls. She crawls the rest of the way to the bed and drags herself up on to it. The pounding on the door is louder, harder, more desperate now, but seems so far away. Laying in the bed she shuts her eyes and lets her body relax. She can hear 'Dante's Paryer' playing in the room. Almost as thought it is a sign that the path she chose this night has been right. The pills are starting to drag her deeper and deeper in to the calming

Women Or Cunt You Choose
OK HEADS UP MY SEXY FRIENDS AND FAMILY.. BEWARE OF THIS CRACKHEAD SHE SOLE MONEY FROM HER DISABLED MOTHER.. i wouder if she FEELS like a women or a cunt?lovin life 24-7@ fubarJUST A LIL NOTE TO YOU CUNT WHAT COMES AROUND GOSE AROUND

Whatever Happened To Individuality??
I have noticed alot of people(in my case mostly men) who COMPLETELY change themselves for their crush/girlfriend/boyfriend. For instance they might be completely against something,but the moment the girl says they are for it,the guy will tell her he is also for it and sway to that side. They(and all this goes for girls too,i have seen it in my best friend too,but in my experience i have only dated men so thats what i can speak for) change their musical tastes,like they might HATE ICP,but as soon as a chick says they are their favorite band,the guy goes out and buys a CD and immediately becomes a fan.Ive seen them change their personality entirely,going from a nice person to a hateful person because the chick was hateful. They could all of a sudden like anime or a different style of photography. Ive had all this happen to a guy interested in me or in my friends. Now,i understand trying to like some things that your partner likes,but to completely go from one person to another to try to

I Stole This..
This is an active MuMM. It just made me giggle.Uncle O'Bruty limericks created @ 03/16/2009 05:21 pm expires in: 23 hrs [NSFW] [EVERYONE] Buffalo dude started it. I once had sex with a woman Who's mouth was fiercely a foamin' I started on top She told me to stop And thats as far as I got because I didnt know how to rhyme anything else so onto my mumm. Does Irish pussy taste like cabbage?

Feeling Lost(salvation)
I'm So Tired I can't Sleep. I Choke Every Time I Try To Breathe. I Am In Way To Deep. Why Am I Falling From Grace. I Stubble Every time I Join The Race. I Am Like A Beat Without Bass. All I Want Is A Taste. I Will Never Be Free. The Chains Bind Me Holding Me Down. Never Letting Me Obtain The Crown. Where Is My Salvation That I Deserve. I Just Want To Fly To The Sky So High. Just One Time I Want To Reach Cloud Nine. But I Keep Fighting. I Will Never Surrender. I Am To Strong To Give Up. My Will Can't Be Broke. I May Be A Picture Torn. I'm Like A Rose With A Thorn. But As Long As My Friends Continue To Care. I Will Continue To Be Strong. I Will Continue Down The Trail. Down TO Salvation Row.

My Personal Boyfriend Application
Okay so today I started thinking and decided that maybe I should give men a chance again, but I'm gonna screen more carefully so fill this out and if you're lucky I may consider you! What's your full name: (may be substitued for "Hey you" or "babe" etc... for now) Age: Years you have been this "age": Birthday (Note: This information is not entered in to the main database - do not assume I have it beyond this application procedure): Your current location: Location of X-girlfriends, their level of jealousy, propensity towards violence, and likelihood of owning a firearm: Are you willing to commute / relocate?: At 4am because of a drunken request?: Sexual Preference: Number of times prefer sex per week?: Height: Weight: At what altitude?: Body Type Into giving oral? (if you are not put "Does not qualify - Disregard App" at the top margin of the first page of this application): (if you are put "FAST TRACK CANDIDATE - CODE A" in

Me
To all my friends family and those who have my heart..Im taking a break or maybe I won't be back..Im not going in details of why just know this, that I am hurting hurting so much I don't even know what to say.. My spirit has been broken But I love you all and you have given me some wonderful memories as well as lots of love! for that I am forever blessed...*Tear* now I gracefully Bow n Step Away!For those of you who have my yim..Leave me a message and when I'm able I will return it thx Deb aka DreamzWITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIXWITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX

Warning Warning To All Lounge Owners
link to her profile http://fubar.com/user/2196584 this is dj sweetbabygurl owner of club neon link to her profile http://fubar.com/user/2183060 this is dj poo aka poo brat both member stealers and they block u for talking if they don't like u i say they should be kicked from fubar its ppl like them that make all of us look bad if ur with me lets get them off here the both work at club neon heres the link to it http://fubar.com/lounge/65818

Poem
Tonight I feel so all alone, As I lay here trying to sleep, The one I love wont even phone, It hurts so very deep. This year has started as the worst, Why do I always seem to get hurt, Should I change and not put others first, Or should love, I just desert. I am told I have a heart of gold, I love with all I have to give, I just want someone to love and hold, One who make life something I want to live.

What It Love?
Love Is not a object. Love is not a scam. Love is not something you can't see. Love you can't hold in your hand. Love is not a scent or something you can taste. Love is not a emotion. It was all part of the master plan. To truly love is give yourself 100% away. You can't just give 50 and think to receive the same thing. Love is something great. It more powerful than a sword. If you showed someone you loved them maybe your love would grow.The reason why this world is hateful because so many go for that. Maybe if we can remind them. Then maybe just maybe they can begin to care. The world was created out of love but evolution taught us to hate. So why can't we love again if we're a ever changing race. Instead of 1 day a yr why don't we try 365. I know this world would be better off if we all remembered What Love Is.

Fire&rain
Rain falls a steady percussion of hollow drops on the roof invoking a dreamy feeling firelight dances with shadows upon the walls in an intimate display pitch crackles as the fire burns hotter my hand in yours as you pull me to you, taken me with buring fire your deep brown eyes gaze into mine lips hovering just a whisper away electricity flows between us almost visible in it's intensity I taste the sweat off your lips feeling a heady rush sweet and warm our bodies so heated from the fires that rage inside and out your fingers curl around mine taking the glass as you lean close settling your lips gently on mine hands tangling in my hair kiss deepening as the rain and fire sing a lulling duet nothing else matters just this moment just this kiss just you and I

Cherry Bomb For Sale!!
Cherrybomb Bling To The Highest Bidder!!!!! One Catch...80% of your fubucks earned, have to go to a friend of mine. I am donating 100% of the sale to her. She wants spotlight for her bday!!! Welcome to, 'The Reality Gang!' Lets see your bids!!! YET AGAIN (Permanent Fu-Owner of ::Miss Extra Krisssalicious::)@ fubar give bids in private message Repost!!!!

Light The Fire
They say lust is like a passions flame all the joy and all the gain light my fire make it burn make me hunger make me yearn feed my fire ablaze the heat for all your wish all so sweet bring my flame to knew found heights and together we shall find the darkest delight stoke the embers dont let them die and ill show you and as together as we lie i will show you a fire that will make you cry cry for more beg never to stop for the heat of my fire kindles yours all night and this night we light each others fire and enjoy each others passions light

Friends At The Fu
I want to thank all those who have been so kind to me since my arrival here. Especially my sweet Vamp-Angel. She ROCKS!!!!! There are others too that have made me feel soooo welcome here. I know I have not made it back to everyones page, but I really do intend to. I have just become overwhelmed and running in circles. Please do not give up hope for me, lol. If I have not been by your page in awhile, send me a pm to remind me and I will be more than happy to come by. A few here can back me up when I say I will do everything I can for you. Again, thanks to everyone and also thanks to my host here, Little Cutie Mags. If it was not for her, I would still be playing WoW 18 hours a day instead of being here where I belong, lol. Bigdaddydow

What Kind Of Happy Are You?
You Are Engaged You feel completely absorbed and intrigued right now. You're cheerfully busy. You're alert and completely involved with everything you do. You don't walk through life half-asleep. If you're interested and engrossed, then you feel incredibly happy. You are constantly curious and never bored. There's too much to be fascinated with! What Kind of Happy Are You?

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

Ill Be Gone For Til November
Heya, I wanted everyone to know i am going to be concentrating on my classes and kids this summer....ill be checkin in(mail).....and takin pics all summer...imma miss fuin....and all my fu friends...but ill be back...top priority is callin.......xoxoxoxoxooxoxo....have a good summer fus....................xoxoxoxox B

The Strings Of A Puppet...
So damned tired of doing whats right Forced to take the pills they give Too much time spent balancing on eggshells One wrong step cursed to their wrath My time and actions dictated by so many Choking on the ashes of what I was Automated everyday Who pulls the strings on this puppet Born to live and die as they say Why can't I fly into the sun and burn So much time wasted for others Tripping through a day by day I long to break these ties that bind Need to remove the mask that blinds me Unchain this marionette I don't wanna be the misused toy anymore All this may be wishful thinking Torn between angels and demons Free me to live or die as I choose

Men
okay here goes "what was i thinking", i have been dating this guy for 5 years now and things havent been the best for a very long time. You see he is an over the road truck driver, and a jerk. he has been cheating on me for years now and i just found out he has a child with a chick that was on his truck with him for awhile! Stupid me i didnt realize it but okay she tells me today that her daughter is one years old and i am dating her father have been for 5 years lol! i must be really stupid to think that everything was getting better for us! Now all i want to know is where and what do i do now!!!

Wtf?
So, yesterday I woke up, and decided to scratch my leg. Only to discover horrible pain. Turns out there is a piece of skin scraped off, and a sore spot, like a bruise. Then I tried stretching, and my side is killin me. And now that I try to move my head, my neck keeps cracking and hurting like hell. WTF???

3/22/09 Double Background Skins
Click on any of the images and it will take you to my skins page where you can rip whatever skins you want. Enjoy! Flowers N Stripes Double Background Stripes N Dots Double Background Blue Grunge Stripes Double Background Black N Red Double Background Hearts N Royalty Double Background Stripes N Splatter Double Background Xs N Stripes Double Background Skulls N Bolts Double Background Blue N Green Stripes N Stars Double Background Brown Pink Yellow Double Background Ice Cream Double Background Green Static Hearts Double Background

Never Say, "i Love You"
Never Say "I Love You" If You Really Don't Care Never Talk About Feelings If They Aren't Really There Never Hold My hand If Your Gonna Break My Heart Never Say You're Going to... If You Don't Plan to Start Never Look in My Eyes If You're Just Going to Lie... Never Say Hello If You Really Mean Goodbye Never Say "I Love You" Unless it's Something You're Willing to Do Never Allow Me to Trust and Believe If You're Just Going to Leave If You Really Mean Forever Don't Say You're Willing to "Try" Never Say Forever If You're Only Going to Make Me Cry...

The Pefect Man In My Dreams
I dream of the perfect man The one that will makes me smile in my dreams The one that will tell me "Your life is better now that you got me" The one that catch me when I fall The one that sings to me when Music can't makes me feel better when I'm down The one that brings breakfast to me In bed When the morning shine glances through the window The one that listens to every word I say Even thou it carries no meaning at times The one that watches me sleep and tell himself that He is the luckiest man alive To be by my side The perfect man in my dreams

My Time Here
I felt like letting you all know that I am loving my time here in Wa. with Becky. She is such a delight and such a pleasure for me. I tell you all now, my girl brings so much joy to my life... We fit very well together...she is just an absolute gem.Everything I wanted...everything I need(ed)...everything I didn't know that I needed. I just wanted to let all of you know this. I hope you are all having good days...I know I am.

Auction Auction Auction
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN...I'm in MzCh@os auction, pls come check out all the ppl that are in it, while you're there pls rate their pics...Also, pls rate fan and add Mz, she is an awesome lady and a great friend... Also, I'm lookin for someone to make me a purdy bully so I can post it...Let me know if anyone is interested pls...Thank you... Ok, time to check out the auction, pls click on my pic to see what I'm offering.... (h)

Fubar Fakes
So I'm getting a lot of feedback on what people think fakes are and aren't. As there are many different terms for the word fake. I think from now on I'll simply refer to them as con artists. For those of you that don't know what a con artist is: "a swindler who exploits the confidence of his victim" The people that I blog about stole photos of someone else. They then put those photos on fubar claiming its them. Why? To gain things of value such as bling, blasts, happy hours, vips, and tickers. They also do it to get to the higher levels. They are lying to good people on fubar to gain goods.

Caste System
In America we subscribe to the policy that all men are created equal. I call shenanigans. I say we still subscribe to the caste system, but it's somewhat hidden. You might ask why I believe such things, and I'll tell you. In America, we treat money as status, therefore the more money you have, the more status you have. Let's have an example. About ten years ago I was involved with a minor little collision with myself and a suburban while I was on a motorcycle. This collision involved me having a broken collarbone. Let's take an aside, and look at Mr. Lance Armstrong. He has a broken collarbone (for what, I have no clue). Mr. Armstrong had "corrective" surgery today to fix his broken collar bone, because it wasn't in the "right spot." Jump back to my story. What did I get? "We don't think we need to set the break, it's about a half an inch apart, the bone will just grow together. Here, wear this painful brace that forces the broken bone to move around everytime you even wiggle

Drugz Are Not My Best Friend
another lonley day for me to get through i need to find my way but thats hard to do.sobriety hurt so bad i wish to forget but i gave it all i had i knew i couldnt handle it.i need to find a high and ride it till the end without it i cant get by drugs are like my best friend.it picks me up when im low and at times gives me hope it helps the real me show and even helps me cope.it never lets me down and it never tells a lie it takes away my frown and helps me to get by.drugs are like my best friend when im all alone on them ill always depend because im scared of the unknown its been a hell of a ride but now it must end i know deep down that drugs arent my best friend.

Come On People
1964 - Snow 1965 - Hurricane Betsy 1968 - Snow 1969 - Hurricane Camille 1991 – Snow 1992-Andrew 2004 - Snow 2005 - Hurricane Katrina 2008-Snow 2009- ? Oh yeah. We getting another massive Hurricane, I'm throwing a Hurricane party, Come boogie with bay bay, It might be your only chance lol Would you guys even come? haha

A Poem Written By Me
I never claimed to be a saint Sometimes I am a sinner At times I am a loser Sometimes I am a winner I shiver and I shake I tremble and I moan I'd beg, borrow or steal For something I can't own BUT ONE THING I KNOW I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU I'm not saying I know the answers Or the difference they would make I know I'll never find them Without some chances I might take ONE THING I KNOW DEAR I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU If you ever were to leave me You know my heart would break I want to be the air you need For every breath you take ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU I never claimed to be a wise man But I know wrong from right I just want to hold you in my arms Each and every night OH, AND ONE MORE THING BABE I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU I Wrote this for my friend today. I hope she likes It.

Unanswered
How did I come so far? How have I lived so long? How can I erase these scars? When I don’t know where I went wrong? How can I fight this sadness? How can I relieve the pain? How could you be so callus? Help rid me of my disdain. How could I have believed you? How could I be so naïve? Why didn’t I see right through you? Why was I so easy to deceive? How do I make this all go away? How can I fight my way back? How do I reopen the gateway? Without going on the attack? Can I ever put you behind me? Can I ever really let you go? Will I ever again be that carefree? Seems like such a long time ago. Will I ever abandon this obsession? Can I leave without being led? Do I have the strength to give in? Or do I let this white dress be stained red? How do I know what’s right and wrong? How do I know where to turn? Is there anywhere in the world I belong? Can I ever really learn? These scars that I have acquired, Run deeper than just my skin. The “love” yo

Officer Delayed Moats As Relative Died
DALLAS -- A police officer was placed on administrative leave Thursday over a traffic stop involving an NFL player whom he kept in a hospital parking lot and threatened to arrest while his mother-in-law died inside the building. Officer Robert Powell also drew his gun during the March 18 incident involving Houston Texans running back Ryan Moats in the Dallas suburb of Plano, police said. Moats "I can screw you over," he said at one point in the videotaped incident. When another officer came with word that Moats' mother-in-law was indeed dying, Powell's response was: "All right. I'm almost done." Dallas Police Chief David Kunkle apologized to the family and announced that Powell would be on paid leave pending an internal investigation. "When we at the command staff reviewed the tape, we were embarrassed, disappointed," Kunkle said. "It's hard to find the right word and still be professional in my role as the police chief. But the behavior was not appropriate." P

Baby Left In Car Overnight In Texas Found Dead
"A 7-month-old boy left overnight inside the family car in North Texas was found dead on Wednesday morning, Cedar Hill police said. Laheather Wilson, 35, told police she went outside before 6 a.m. Wednesday and found her son unresponsive. Wilson was charged with injury to a child and was being held at the Dallas County Jail Wednesday night...." Source: foxnews.com How the hell does this happen in this day and age???

Sweet Talkers...
Isn't it a pleasure to have "Da SweEteSt GuY EvER" in your shoutbox lmfao... Read from bottom to the top cuz I am to lazy to flip it ->Da SweEteS...: didnt think so lmao... ->Da SweEteS...: you get many women on here with those lines??? Da SweEteS...: with my dick baby ->Da SweEteS...: really? Da SweEteS...: i will scoop them out for you ->Da SweEteS...: lmfao....i would rather have my insides scooped out with a grapefruit spoon...just sayin... Da SweEteS...: fuck me nice and slow baby ->Da SweEteS...: you would get more action from your pocket pussy than me...step the fuck off Da SweEteS...: come on baby fuck me pls. ->Da SweEteS...: no but i would like to help you chose a new name for yourself cuz the name Da SweEteSt GuY EvER doesn't fit you quite right!!! Da SweEteS...: do you wanna fuck me ->Da SweEteS...: : / Da SweEteS...: wanna fuck me

Another Survey! Yay!
69 confession questionsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?no one 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?usually 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?listener 4. Do you take compliments well?not at all 5. Do you play Sudoku?I hate it 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?yup 7. Do you like to ride horses?no, I hate horses 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?yes 9. What was your favorite game as a kid?Spin the Bottle 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?yeah, why not 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?no, I never had dates 13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?as long as its not Muslim 14. Use three words to describe yourself?to be pursued 15. Do any songs make you cry?vicious, intelligent, hotheaded 16. Are you continuing your education?nope 17. Do you know how to sh

"i Love Oral" Does Not Translate To "i Want To Suck Your Cock"
I Love Oral! I know that I must have said those three words at least a million times,but those three words are frequently misunderstood. When I say I love oral,I mean that I love giving & receiving it.I am not sure that I enjoy one more than the other... It is a true pleasure to give & receive at the same time. Over time I have cum to realize that when a woman says, "I love oral"that some men interpret it as "I love sucking cock". Why is it that some men don't like to lick pussy? Do they think it is nasty? Are they afraid of getting wet? Do they not realize the pleasure that gives to a woman? You don't have to answer all of those questions (unless you want to), but tell me... Do you enjoy licking pussy? A woman can tell the difference between a man who does it because he feels as if he has to & a man who really loves it. But in the same breathe I do love to just please a man and watch him squirm under my breathe,but both can be totaaly fucking awesome..

Bitter Pill Lyrics
If you are not currently listening to the song as you read these lyrics, click here to bring up windows media player to play it Bitter Pill Words & Music by Rhob Elliott, Todd Johnson ©2007, Awful Racket Music (ASCAP), All Rights Reserved. Reprint by permission only Truth is such a bitter pill Caught up in my throat I can't escape this Even if I had the will Where would I even run to now? Take me to another place Far away from this wasted life, oh Could this pill help me erase All the anger, all the pain left inside? I don't want to feel I have to be someone that noone knows I can tell you I can't be Truth is such a bitter... I can tell you I don't want to be someone that noone knowsI can tell you I can't BE Truth is such a bitter pill... You say trust me and I do (trust me now...) What other choice do I really have? Can I still be me yet youJust how long does your promise last? Guess I'll take this bitter pill Can't be worse than lies and hypocrites Insanity is all it kills S

Single Women W/o Kids
Someone please tell me why it is so hard to find single women without a kid? That is all I want to know. I don't mean to offend women that are in this situation but it is seeming to be the norm nowadays. When will this stop or when will the man step up and be a man?

Sunday Auto 11 Blog
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT (ASK JOHNNY DEVIL) LOL ~ Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~Founder of CIA~Club FAR/Team Love~Pegasus Project~SBG~@ fubar Wycked~/Zodiac Leveler/ Owned by Chill ~SDMF~@ fubar Kimberly@ fubar ~COUGARBABY~OWNER OF COUGARBABIESDEN.COM~GRAPHIC DESIGNER@HH-FORUMS~@ fubar ❤HORNY ANGEL❤™@ fubar ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl/Club FAR Team LOVE/The Pegasus Projectღ@ fubar ד®ÎÇk¥ÐÏÇK~ÕwñÈRs~CÄnðy~ÇA®°£~T@Ñ@Gê®~TëXã§ TØ®ÑãÐØ@ fubar "InFArREd"~~~Owned By SouthernOutLawBiker~~Dirt

The Kill ~30 Seconds To Mars
"The Kill" What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? (Oh, oh) What if I fell to the floor Couldn't take all this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I'm not running from you (from you) Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now, this is who I really am inside. Finally found myself Fighting for a chance. I know now, this is who I really am. Ah, ah Oh, oh Ah, ah Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you. Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come break me down (bury me, bury me) Break me down (bury me, bury me) Break me d

My Favorites...
My Favorites My Favorite Color is... Blue My Favorite Movie is... '300' My Favorite book is... Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee My Favorite flower is... Sunflower My Favorite time of year is... Spring My Favorite holiday is... Independence Day My Favorite quote is... "When you are born, the world rejoices and you cry; live your life so that when you die, you rejoice and the world cries!" Native American Proverb My Favorite past time is... travel My Favorite place is... Bali, Indonesia My Favorite animal is... Cheetah My Favorite subject is... History My Favorite nickname is... Mobius My Favorite way to relax is... A good movie My Favorite athlete is... a tie...Larry Bird and Jim Thorpe My Favorite sport is... Rowing My Favorite US President is... John F. Kennedy My Favorite place I haven't been yet is... Australia My Favorite food is... Turkish cuisine My Favorite city in Europe is

Stupid Survey
~Have you thought about an ex today? Nope ~Where is the person who has your heart at the moment? On my footstool. His name is Meatball ~Would you date someone who lived in another state? Yes ~Could you handle a long distance relationship? Yes ~When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't? About 2 hours ago ~Relationships or one night stands? Neither ~When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? about 3 weeks ago ~Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Probably ~Do you laugh a lot? Yepper ~Do you consider yourself lucky? Hahahahaha NO ~Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you? Dawn. She's my friend ~Do you think you're pregnant? No ~You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get? GROSS ~You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get? Portrait of Tamara Lynn on my right shoulder ~Could you cry right now? I can cry anytime l

Hunger
Like the hunger of the universe, I hunger for your love. Like animals that hunger for survival, I hunger for your touch. Like the flowers that hunger for rain and light, I hunger to have you just one more night. As the universe relies on the circle of life, I rely on the memories I hold. It is the ebb and flow of what life holds, But no one never really knows. I will hunger for you always, Until the end of time. You have connected with me, I can't seem to let go. You touched me, You still remain. Your scent lingers upon my skin. Now that you are gone, My hunger still remains. Dorothy Parenti All Rights Reserved

Kitteh Kat
So I have a cat. Her name is Dory. She is black and cuddly. Too cuddly in fact. The damn thing won't leave me alone anymore! We've had her about 5 years. She was always kind of standoffish but would allow you to pet her a minute and take off. Was the perfect relationship. Not too much commitment on either side. But now the biznitch won't leave my side. No matter where I'm sitting she's on the arm, or back of all the furniture. She's constantly purring in my ear and begging to be petted. And she likes to lick my elbow. So to put this all in perspective...I have a high maintenance pussy

Pimp Yo Azz
So, I'm not normally one to pimp out friends on here, mostly because it's degrading for all involved. Sex for money, however titillating, is just dirty. Dirty. Of course, so is my friend ketch22. He just posted his first bit of drivelly prose here, and he probably wouldn't mind if you went and read it. He's kind of an attention whore. And by "kind of an attention whore" I mean "a total whore." So yeah, I guess I'm pimping him out. Enjoy!

Inspired
A mumm about squirrels reminded me of this. One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed. My old house had this garden wall adjoining 4 neighbouring gardens. We'd thrown out a load of seeds and stuff for the squirrels. This one squirrel was sitting on said wall munching away, and another was staring at it from the other end of the wall. This second squirrel proceeded to sprint full length down the wall, head butt squirrel #1 up the arse in to the neighbour's garden, and steal it's seeds. Man oh man was that hilarious.

Oracle
OK, so, I'm less than 300k to Oracle. I have autos on. I also have a bomb... but fu is running too sketchy right now to use it to it's fullest advantage, so I decided to save it and use it for the people who have helped me level. So... I would LOVE to level before my autos go off and I go to bed. I wanna use the pimp-out feature...LOL Please? Rating Revolution will help me if I can get to 200k.

When Im With You....
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away. My love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, Like I've never felt before. With each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we are apart. Always know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true. "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." WORDS CAN NEVA REALLY EXPRESS TRUE LOVE BUT MAYBE THOSE OF U IN LOVE MAY RELATE TO THIS...HOPE YALL LIKE...PLS COMMENT AND RATE! THANX

My New Fu-owner
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE EVERYONE TO MY FU-OWNER DIANA...THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE'S WON ME IN AN AUCTION, SHE IS AN AMAZING WOMAN & A VERY DEAR FRIEND TO ME...PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT AND GO RATE FAN & ADD HER, YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID...SHE HAS TONS OF FANTASTIC PICS FOR YOU TO RATE, SO STOP BY AND SAY HI...THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS AND PLS RE-POST THIS FOR EVERYONE TO SEE... ♠Diana♠ 2nd Alarm Hotties (NO FAN=NO ADD)@ fubar

Four
Hubby and I just watched a Russian movie "Four", and I dont think he will ever be the same. I warned him about Eastern Euro movies that involve village life, but... Basically, there were some great nude shots of triplets with huge tits(like ANY Russian movie), but I think scenes of 90 year old naked women making out with each other while while drinkin gallons of moonshine and eating raw pig head were a little too much for him to bear... Perfect for anyone with a bestiality/geriatric fetish, this is available on Netflix (vomit)

If I Were A Boy
If I Were A Boy - BeyonceIf I were a boy Even just for a day I’d roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted and go Drink beer with the guys And chase after girls I’d kick it with who I wanted And I’d never get confronted for it Because they’d stick up for me If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man I’d listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted Cause he’s taken you for granted And everything you had got destroyed If I were a boy I would turn off my phone Tell everyone its broken So they think that I was sleeping alone I’d put myself first And make the rules as I go Cause I know that she’d be faithful Waiting for me to come home (to come home) If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man I’d listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you

And If
You are my sunshine, My light at the beginning of everyday. You are my longing breath, The exhale I so deeply crave. You are the moon in my sky, The shining in my vacant darkness. You are the softness in a whisper, That keeps harshness at a distance. You are my compass at sea, Whenever I am lost, you are my North. My body reaches for your touch, You are my feeling and emotion. If a flower was to be, You would be the fragrance. If a clown was to laugh, You would be the smile. If a bird was to sing, You would be that song. And if a sunset could blossom, You would be the vibrant color. You are my longing day, That keeps me from persisting night. You are my sweet in chocolate, That melts in my mouth and not in my hands. And my trust in you is strong, Like the ancient mountains that still stand. The stars in the sky belong to you, In the mere blackness you are radiant light. You are the joy at tearfall, Where every moment counts. You are my lake of calmness

What The Fvck?????????
Dudeeeeeeeeee I don't get it!!!!!!!! You let people in and out of your life that sometimes you get so freaking confused on why you either let them in or why you let them go..... Then you have certin people you want desperatly in your life but you let them go cause it's just not time and You think Ok that person is comeing around, then you don't hear from them again for a few days.. When you do it's all I miss you so much Blah blab blah.. You know the normal BS guy's like to spew out thier mouths, I want 1 guy to NOT lie to me, I don't get what that is so freaking hard to do.... I venting, it's been a really strange week.........

Mood Muzicc
Mood MuziccIts bacc, like "oh yeah, Cuzz incase you forgot..."A constant reminder of how sane I am yet am notThought it was minor, a simple sharp pain in my heartBut now its clawing at it rippin my aorta apartMy mouth won't move, legs is stiff, wtf is this?Feeling physically paralyzed, nothing movin but my eyesAnd the organs inside, still I feel hollowFucc the rest of the week I can't make it through tomorrowMaybe even the night, I've no desire to fightNo desire to try, I juss desire to dieIts past questioning why, a new question arosewhich color is coffin? What am I wearing for clothes?Where are am I bein buried; Jersey, Cali, or Hawaii?Time to erase the past, I'm the leavin pain behind meLeavin the sane behind me, will they miss me? ProbablyBut they better of without me, kiss my kids, daddy's sorry... Are you in that mood yet? ...maybe y'all ain't hear me; I said, ARE YOU IN THAT MOOD YET?!?!?!

Single, Smoke Free Girls Only! You Smoke? Fug Off!
The title of this blog is the fubar name of this guy. Be on the look out for AN ABSOLUTE IGNORANT ASSHOLE, SPINELESS COWARD. What we are dealing with here is a completely narrow-minded individual that is INCAPABLE of logic. He can't stand women who smoke cigarettes,weed, or anything, he will BARELY tolerate the consumption of alcohol. He believes that women who smoke are "low rent," "trashy," and " disgusting." He will not even associate with you, in fact he will actually come to despise you. Again is fubar name is "SINGLE, smoke Free girls ONLY! You smoke? Fug off!" ( I thought I'd keep the ridiculous caps sizing and improper grammar for authenticity.)

I Fucking Love Floridians
KISSIMMEE, Fla.- On Tuesday, a Florida woman called 911 from within her locked vehicle in a Walgreen’s parking lot . She was in distress and needed immediate help. She told the dispatcher that the electrical system in her car had failed and that she was unable to unlock the doors to get out. “It’s getting very hot in here, and I’m not feeling well,” the caller told the dispatcher. The 911 operator told the woman that she may just want to manually unlock the door, which the woman did and promptly apologized before hanging up. Police say that this was not an April Fool’s joke. I have a feeling this isn’t the last we will hear from this woman. One day they will be posting about her killing pedestrians after swerving to miss the tree hanging from her rear-view mirror.

Blah
I hate, no matter how far away you go. No matter how hard you try to mask things. Old feelings and thoughts creep out of the darkness and suffocate you. The worst part is when people start trying to blame themselves for how you feel or act like you don't appreciate them trying to cheer you up. Its not even like that! When I get like this I just want to crawl into a dark hole and stay there.

Whats Really A True Friend
i was wondering what really consist of a true friend. does a true friend mean some one u can relate to.or does it reallymean it just a normal term that people tend to use? to me a true friend is some one whos there forme no matter what is going onin my life they always there for me topick me up when i am down and there to lift me higher when im at my best. what do you think?

Auto 11 On*giving Blings**
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What I Want In A Man!
What I Want In A Man! Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer thing 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I 'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with sc

Perfect Star....
A perfect starTo touch the night,A perfect starIs my guiding light.A perfect starSo far away,A perfect starWho makes my day.A perfect starIs what I see,A perfect starGod gave it to me.A perfect starIn my mind,A perfect starI thought i'd never find.A perfect starI thought was here to stay,A perfect starFinally came my way.A perfect starI cry for every night,A perfect starI have loved with all my might. HOW IM FEELING AT THE MOMENT....LEAVE COMMENTS PLS! THANX!

Ford's Wittiest Stuff..
Schadenfreudist™ said: i was a tampon in my past life. it really sucked.disclaimer: my opinion can beat up your opinion. Da Fordz said: you mean, it really soaked, right? Schadenfreudist™ said: lol. i only got some pussy once. *cry*disclaimer: my opinion can beat up your opinion. but it was a good life.. short and painless.. well maybe not THAT good, seeing as your "hole" life, somebody was pulling your string and pushing you into things...

Ugh...
ugh..#1 mom got in a car accident today...... and i get to deal with the irrational fallout from it YET AGAIN ugh...#2 people need to grow up and act like adults I was recently deleted from a friend's page because i had a differing opinion even though i gave that opinio with the utmost respect to hers. apparently she had to go quietly delete me instead of just saying "hey I don't like your opinion and so im choosing to no longer associate myself with you" She would have gotten my respect for that. Not that she cares about my respect, but obviously she had none for me in the first place. I give respect to evryone on this site even if they have a differing opinion than mine. Its becoming more and more clear to me that respect given is NOT respect earned. almost everyone is looking for yesmen...... I AM NOT A YES MAN...... I will tell you what I think and if you dont like it tough crap! I am who I am , and I am not changing for anyone, just to "get along" It makes me sick to t

Grrrrrr
Fubar has been so kind as to make another wonderful change. If you havent noticed yet they have changed the way blogs are posted which has cause all the links in ALL the blogs to not work. YAY for me because now I get the pleasure of fixing this. SOOOO...in order to get to a Pu$$yCatz page we are going to have to use the fan of section for a little while until I can manage to get them all done. Sorry for the inconvenience but theres really no other choice right now. I fixed the B-day/Anniversary blog but havent had the time yet to get to the others but I will...slowly but surely. ~BREED

Alone
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Crystal Ball......
As i gaze into my crystal ball.... I ask myself : should one week be enough punishment for Crystal to be blocked? I'm enjoying the "power" thing here...and careful what you say or you might be joining her.

I Stole It From My Wifey!
Do you miss your last relationship?More then I ever will admit Are you wearing a sports shirt?noHow long until your birthday?cant wait till sept Will tomorrow be better than today?its 1 day closer to friday so yesWhat color are your undies?noneSometimes, does it feel like your life isn't going anywhere?No way im always going somewhere, may not know where but I'm going Do you bite your lip?yes..alotDo you have any strange phobias?yes i'm scared of dark How tall is the last person you hugged?she a shortie it was my kiddoWhat are you listening to right now?What it takes by Aerosmith What is something you wish you had more of?timeDoes something hurt on you right now?yesWhat is your current mood?idk What's on your mind? to much to write What are you doing right now?this Wheres your best friend at?he at home watching daytime tvDid you watch "Shot of Love" with Tila Tequlla?"NaWho makes you happy most of the time?My family and my friendsWhat are you sick of?my husband....Are you normal

Look Out For Her
If you are a guy on fubar or even a girl be on the Alert for MISS NEEDY HERE. Here is what she looks like. NOTICE THE INDENTED UPPER LIP.......THAT IS BECAUSE SHE HAS NO TEETH. YOU MIGHt SEE HER AT A DOLLAR STORE NEAR YOU. IF YOU GET NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS NEXT YEAR IT IS BECAUSE SHE HAS USED UP ALL THE STATES RESOURCES TO GET FREE SHIT WHEN SHE DOES NOT NEED IT. She has been going around crying that she needs money for her kids. The crazy thing is that CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES HAS THEM. Guys have been sending her money and what not and she goes out and spends it on things that has nothing to do with her kids. I know all this becasue, she used to be roomates with our Best friend. Who we live with also. they used to be a couple and she got caught hooking up behind his back. I am just warning you she is sleezy and she lives dirty. She does not care about her kids at all. She is sick in the head. when she had her kids I caught her lil girl touching other children and we tell h

Waxing - Lmao
Waxing . . . . My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold wax, yeah...right!') I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so

Check It
Ok this feels kinda odd doing something like this over here. Myspace has turned into just one big cermersal advertizing a ton of different stuff that we each got going on more so then crazy fun friend updates on whats going down over the weekend.Well this one is a bit important. My buddy Joe Dirt has a son age 16 whos right now in the ICU losing his two year battle with cancer. He can't move anything from his neck down. Something got to his spine. I don't know much more then that. He was fine and just got baptized and two hours later was unable to move any part of his body but his head.I'm going to come out and just say it..... Joe's Son is on Myspace and he wrote his own blog. It's set to private or I would link you all to his blog. In his blog he said hes not ready to die.. He doesn't want to die. That its not his time yet. He was meant to play football. He's pretty much one of the stars of his schools football team.. Even being sic

Baleadas
March 2, 2009 - Pigeon Caye, HondurasThe cafe is unmarked, in an unpainted concrete building. I recognize it only by the yellow door-frame, the handwritten menu taped to the wall. The woman who runs the cafe, Maria, speaks only Spanish. So I stumble by, haltingly asking for dos baleadas and café con leche, throwing in ample por favors and graciases. "Uno más café?" I sputter, trying to ask for another coffee."Un más," she corrects me, politely, smilingly. She is tolerant. And her coffee is good.Her grandson is here, sitting in a little plastic chair in a corner of the tiny kitchen, patiently watching her cook. He looks to be about a year old, with dark hair, dark skin, and tiny, sweet features. Maria looks away, and he totters over to the swinging door that separates the kitchen from the dining area. He sees me, his eyes light up, and he babbles. Maria laughs and scoops him up, places him back in his chair. He wails. When I peer around the corner and smile at him, he stops crying. H

How Would You Like To Get This Phone Call?
This story comes from cousin Lydia. She had that little front paunch that women seem to get after having a baby, and even though she's thin and pretty, she was self conscious about it, so she went out and bought these special panties that cost 50 bucks. Now, not being a woman, I'm not sure I understood this part right, but apparently it's big like granny panties, but is tight up top and cinches your lower belly in like a corset thing would. So she's all cinched up tight and looking good, and leaves for work.One of her friends at work had suggested that the two of them go out for a few drinks at the end of their shift, so she had made arrangements to have her husband stay home and babysit. Well, while she is out, she decides to get a tatoo. She's been wanting one, so she goes in with a friend, and winds up getting the lower back "tramp stamp". And to show it off, of course, she buys a cute black dress with a very low-cut back. But that means, she can't wear the granny-panties-corset thi

Salute Contest Ends 4/29/09
Salute Contest Everyone can play!! Make a salute to me (GeorgiaQT) or (Selina) **must be a real salute....and send me the link in my messages by April the 14(monday). I will then post them in a folder...who ever has the most comments and rates will win an auto11 or bomb..your choice. Contest ends 4/29/09 (wednesday) will bling at first HH Good Luck!!

First Installment...
Time on fubar can usually be defined one of a few ways. Perving: looking at peoples pics for your own pleasure(only you know what sort). Rating: F/R/A...hitting all the easy rate folders just for those millions of points needed to make Godfather or higher. Mumming: those oh so wonderful POLLS (fubar itself defines mumms as polls look it up) where everyone spouts off their opinions or insults usually getting completely off topic from the original mumm. Lounging: fubars online equivilant to those millions of REAL drinking establishments across the country where regulars and staff deal with soap operaesque drama and the rest of fu land enjoy getting shit faced virtually while watching wanna be sex symbols showing their stuff on web cam. Dating: this is the virtual form of course, which is growing in popularity everywhere, where people hundreds or thousands of miles apart spend hours upon hours online chatting up the opposite sex in the hopes of gaining anything from some cam time

Winners
The winners are as follows (for clickable links that work lol heres the bulletin http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2450897851) 1 million fubucksDJ Tater the one and olny taterbillie`owened by jas~here moreThen Thou part of the trinity~~~ co own@ fubar~GodMoth3r.~~MrsCountry~~Owned by~~∑√ïŁ ﬂŘMΨ ßΐҜ∑@ fubar500k FØRè§‡_♥_Rî¢ÁÑ ~AKA DemonAngel#1@ fubarsweet and sassy@ fubar250kwafflebeaver85@ fubarRaider of the Night,@ fubar150k ☠ ♆ ✯ TheBastage ✯ ♆ ☠@ fubar←тнə קυиίśнəя ™Married-AradiaDawn@ fubar♣Çâñädîåñ Ôràçlë ®@ fubar[My Body As A Shield]@ fubar125k

My Prayer And Offering
dear god,im asking that my dearest friend can find you again,that you will show her the direction with ur light. please love on her and her family. wrap your arms around her and her sons,show them your endless love and forgiveness and grace. please provide them with your guidance,security,clarity,compassion and love so they know what to do. please do it in such a way that they have no doubt about you. please shroud and protect them with you power,light and love. god, i will freely give my life as a lamb,a sacrifice like jesus did although i am not worthy or clean as he. if this is what it takes to free my dearest friend and her family that is my offer. the only thing i ask and i know u will provide is that my family is protected when i'm gone and that one day you will guide them to you in the end. this is a scary thought for me god,but im willing to do so if that's what it takes to free my dearest friend and her family of destruction. i also will add that i wish for her and i to be o

Changes
Sugar and spice, Sweet and shy Smart and quiet Then bold and sassy. Hard to get yet easy to love She turns the corners of life Looking through many eyes Somedays she calm and tender Some shes ready to fight. She wants to be loved Yet needs her space Push too hard or too fast and she gone in quick pace. How can someone love her If she changes from day to day If noone can seeand accept all the difference to her inside. She's broken hearts And has had hers broken too But she keeps going without regret For to change a moment in the past Would change the entire present. Show her you understand Get to know who she is From every angle And you might be lucky enough To win her friendship then love.

Ive Learned My Lesson..
in life there are many turns of events and disappointments.. but honestly i think thats all its cracked up to be.. Never put yourself in a vulnerable position.. its not worth it EVER.. never let your guard down.. never give it all away.. and i never will...

So I Was Thinking..
I thought I'd browse through the MuMMs for a bit, not really commenting on them, just looking. I went to one that had percentages of debt since Obama became President. Made me think of something that a woman at work said. She was telling that with Obama's new "plan" they aren't taking out federal taxes on paychecks. I never really noticed before, because for some reason I never had them taken out before. I had to write a thing telling them to take out the amount they take out now. It never changes. After she said that, everyone I work with started looking at their paychecks, and sure enough....they aren't getting federal taxes taken out. What I'm wondering is, will those people have to PAY next year or will they still get a federal tax refund?

How
How can I be positive when my world is literally falling apart and I am unsure of what else I can do., I honestly feel like I have done everything that I possibly can at this moment. I really feel like my world and saftey are crumbling. Sorry I suck so much as a friend right now too.

What Am I?
So everyone knows, I have a lot of liberal friends and a lot of conservative friends. Some of my friends are Republicans, some Liberals, some Liberterians and some green party. I listen to all and condemn no one, for it is the passage of ideas that makes this a great society. With that said, if anyone gets rude or obnoxious, the comment will be deleted. No name calling will be tolerated as I said it is about ideas. The Founding Fathers had created a document, on that was based on ideas and governments that had been tried before and failed. Alas, ours is heading in that direction because we have moved away from those very same ideals and principles hat made this country a great nation, and the blueprint for many other countries to follow (which many have, but have turned away faster than we have). It is best that we realize what is true, those don't don't know the past are doomed to repeat it. Here, hopefully I can add voice so that we do not commit the same misakes that Rome, Gr

An Apology
as some of you all may have noticed i have not been around for several days....let me start by saying how much ive missed everyone. i have been in and out of the hospital with pnemonia in both lungs. i am very weak, hurts like hell to breath, and just getting up out of bed, my body feels like its ran a marathon. just wanted to let you know that i am going to get back to each and everyone of ya that have left me messages, i promise.

Help A Rainbow & A Freak!... Do It Now And Do It Good!
OK ... HERE WE GO AGAiN iTS CONTEST TiME RATE AND COMMENT BOMB MY PiC AS MUCH AS U CAN CLiCK ON THE PiC BELOW AND START ALSO... WE STiLL NEED HELP TO COMMENT BOMB ~FREAK~ CLICK ON HER PiC AS WELL AND LEAVE AS MUCH COMMENTS AS U CAN

Warning: These Product Labels May Cause You To Double Over With Laughter
Warning: These Product Labels May Cause You to Double Over With Laughter Tuesday, April 14, 2009 FOXNews.com Children's Dimetapp is designed for kids between the ages of 6-12 years old ... #story .gallery_container p.caption{display:none !important;} #story .gallery_container p.strut{color:#000;} Children's Dimetapp is designed for kids between the ages of 6-12 years old ... Danger! Caution! Alert! It seems like everywhere you turn there’s a new list of things you shouldn't be doing. From the machine that makes your coffee first thing in the morning to the alarm clock you set when you go to bed, just about every product you use on a daily basis comes with a list of ways not to use it. Experts say the abundance of warnings on packages leads people to skip reading them altogether. But if you haven't been reading your warning labels lately, you don't know what you're missing. Did you know that you're not supposed to use birthd

Update 4/15/09
Well, I made it to Dahlonega, GA on Sunday. Set up camp, looked around a bit & called it a night. About 12:30 am it started raining & didn't stop till Tuesday:(. Slept in the truck the last 2 nights! Mother nature ain't gonna rain on me!!! Anyways the rain cleared tuesday afternoon. Got kinda cold last night, down to 45. Wish I had a snugglebuddy here to keep me warm!!! Any takers??? Heeheehee. Apply at the campground in Dahlonega... Found a little Gold yesterday. A couple small nuggets, couple pickers, and a bunch of flakes. At least I found some!!! Made this trip worthwhile. So that being said, I'll close this update by saying that I miss you all and will be back on tomorrow. I'll try to come to the library in the afternoon to hopefully catch some of you online. This place closes at 5pm est so hope to talk to you all soon!!! Much luv, kisses, hugs, and nibbles to all! Jeff

What Is Your Life's Mission?
You Are the Communicator You are a collector and facilitator of knowledge. You love storytelling and teaching. You light up when you're around other people, and you especially light up in front of a crowd. You are a charismatic person who's genuinely a joy to be with. You remind others to have fun. You love life, and you're wake up grateful for every new day. This attitude makes the people around you love life as well. What's Your Life's Mission?

Who Do You Want To Impress?
You Want to Impress Strangers You want strangers to think you're attractive. You want to be seen as gorgeous and sexy. You want your friends and family members to think you're smart. You like been seen as insightful and wise. You are at your most playful when you are around people you don't know well. You're more serious around those you're close to. You let strangers see parts of you right away, but you believe in keeping some things private. You don't become close to many people. You only let people you've gotten to know very well in. Who Do You Want to Impress?

Thoughts
I thought of you with love today But that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday And the days before that too. I think of you in silence.I often speak your name. All I have now are memories, And pictures in frames. Your memory is my keepsake, With witch I will never part. God has you in his keeping, I have you in my heart. Oh millions and millions Of times I’ve cried. If love alone could have saved you, You never would of died. In life I loved you so dearly, In death I love you still.

Illegals
There is no other issue that I am split on more than illegal immigration. While I realize that it is unlawful and wrong, I cannot blame those people that try to escape their shitty holes with the prospects of a better future being just across the border. I am not sure how exactly Mexico works, but people here do not understand what a tedious and sometimes impossible process it is to obtain the documents. It took 3 interviews at the embassy, tons of money, and time in order to get a "yes" to move to the US. We almost lost that chance when they almost found out that my parents were separated. Fortunately, they were great at acting, and played a "together" game pretty well. It took them 3 weeks to get back to us with a "yes", or "no", and it was a pretty stressful ordeal. When we moved to the US in 97, we applied for a citizenship right away, which involved standing for 8 hrs at the embassy bldg downtown several times. I didnt' get my citizenship until 2003. Looking at all those

The Love Of My Life
I wrote a blog on someone i had met on fubar that i fell in love with who was everything i was looking for in a man. I still feel the same way (i get excited when he touches me i want to melt!!) We have been together over a year know and life is wonderful. I never imagined that my life would ever be this way again. We did have a rough path which i think tested are love and loyality for each other. It goes to show that if you love someone, you can over come anything or anyone who tries to get in your way! Life is wonderful my baby is wonderful and i'm so lucky to have him...I just wanted to write about it and hope that everyone else has someone in their lives that makes them feel the same way!!! I Love you!!!

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Never Been More Proud
Well I have never been more proud then I am right now. I love being scammed by people online that think they are so smart. Well I and my brothers and sisters in arms go and defend the freedoms we all have so that people can be sneaky and conniving. Thank you for making me proud to be an american soldier. Sexy mom and I don't have her boyfriends name but watch out for these two

Eminem
I will admit, I do enjoy some of his music. I saw this video on TV this morning and laughed my ass off. You have to give this guy credit, he really doesn't care who he fucks with. We Made You lyrics Guess Who You Miss me? Jessica Simpson sing the chorus Jessica Simpson – (Eminem) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stomped him just cause he asked to pu

Another Lil Something
well friday after noon my boyfriends mom's dog passed away. She had this dog for 5 years, and he died from medical problems. So saturday afternoon we went and picked her up and took her to lunch. After spending lunch with her I felt so bad for her I had to do something. I mean this is an older woman who lives alone and spent her day careing and giving this lil dog anything and everything he could want. So what do I do... Well I spent 5 hours looking around town looking for a new pup. Now she dose NOT like big dogs. So as you can imagine a lil puppy is hard to find. well one that will stay little. So i finally found the perfect little puppy. Well little to me. She is a cocker spaniel / lab mix. She has more collie in her than lab. So she will be a medium size dog. So I take her to the groomers and get her all clean and smelling good. Cause she was outside in a pin next to a chicken coop. So now the big moment taking her to his moms and hoping that she wants her. So we drive b

Well Isn't That Some Fucking Bullshit!!!
Well isn't this some bullshit. Now you have to have refferals to get past level 28. Seriously...it's fucked up. I'm in the support lounge now, and belive it or not....I'm getting answers. They are saying you need 25 total referrals to get past level 28. Saying that it's always been like that. I've never heard of that before. I'm pretty sure that my friends that are past that level do NOT have 25 refferals. Now I have to check. [runs off for a few] Okay, so maybe he does have tons of referrals. Hrmm...I now know I will not get past level 28. There is no way I'm going to be able to get as many people to join now that I have already. Shit, I don't even know who most of those people are.

My Initials Say...(take 2)
[b]You Are Shrewd and Talented[/b][img]http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatdoyourinitialssayaboutyouquiz/j.png[/img]When You Are Comfortable:You are ambitious, and hard-working. Adversity allows you to shine. You resourceful and able to make due.People see you as honest to the point of bluntness. But they always know that you'll be fair. You have the good intentions.When You Are At Your Best:You are quite quirky, and you enjoy doing things your own way. You are optimistic, and you've always got a good idea brewing.People find you to be positive and uplifting. You make people feel good about themselves.When You Are in a Social Setting:You are a hard worker. You need security and stability in your life, even if that means putting in long hours.People see you as solid and dependable. You are always able to see the good in situations. Other find this comforting.[url=http://blogthings.com/whatdoyourinitialssayaboutyouquiz/]What Do Your Initials Say About You?[/url]

How About That?
389479, my user number. Added all up = 40. 4+0=4. The fourth month of the year is April. Also my name. Weird... Anyway. Im still not quite out of my fuck everything stage and guess Im too weak to just stay away. But am limiting my time here. Deleting everyone wasn't meant to be anything personal.

*insert Mass Explicatives Here*
So, even though its been a few weeks since my purse was stolen, more things just keep coming back to fuck with me. This coming Friday, the 24th, I took the day off of WORK, god damn it, to go see Flight of the Conchords in concert. The tickets are main floor, and cost me about $100 for two. I was planning on going with my Best Friend, I bought them as a b-day gift to myself back in March. Only problem? The tickets were in my notebook in the stolen purse. I'm going to pray fervently that tomorrow morning when I call Ticketmaster Customer Service that they take pity upon me and issue me a will call at the venue, or something of the sort. If not, then I'm out a hundred bones and one fucking awesome concert. :( Again I say, Fuck YOU, purse snatchers. I hope you bitches rot in hell.

Chain Daters
I have several friends on another website who are what I like to refer to as chain daters. This website gives you the standard social networking feed that tells you everybody's business. I pay attention to these particular people because it seems as if every week they are falling in love with someone new. I'm not sure what the overall deal is, but for some reason they are in and out of relationships faster than most people change their socks. I think they are really hopeful people, too, because every new guy brings them this sheer joy of being with someone, and they throw every bit of themselves into it. Then sure enough, a couple of weeks later they hate men, or think they are being cheated on. I'm not sure what drives people in and out of relationships like that, but sometimes I just kinda wish I could tell them to really look at what they are doing. It can't be fun, and has to have some serious consequenses over their future. But, I'm learning to keep my mouth shut. Well, besides

Kentucky
I'm flying to KY tomorrow morning, seems to say goodbye to my mom who is being kept alive with breathing machines right now. unless its too late by the time. they put me on the phone with her and i said i love you.

My Chat Today
I went and talked to a couple people today about getting deployed. I can pretty much get on any deployment i want. I just have to give them the word and i will be gone. The only thing i have to decide on is where and what type of deployment i want. If i go to the one place i havent been to yet, i will do the same thing i did the 2nd time i was in iraq.I'm still trying to decide what i wanna do.

Mens Rules For Women!!!!
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. These are our rules! Men are NOT mind readers. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sunday sports, It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides. Let it be.Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways

To The Fidiot Warhorse
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION ALL HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theres a fidiot named Warhorse ( http://www.fubar.com/user/1709722 ) spreading a rumor bout me saying I hate the military when infact i NEVER said those words.......I said that I dont trust people and just because someone wears a uniform doesnt mean their the greatest most loyal person! He just got mad cause I found out hes a huge flirt and I rejected him cause I been played enough!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,he just wanted a booty call and I seen through it......... now u haters can leave me alone cause i NEVER said i hated the military!

U+ Me + My Room =_________?
U+ ME + MY ROOM =_________?WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DOWITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... IF ITS A SECRET... THENREPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITHTHE RESPONSES YOU GET.THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED

Updates And Members! Read!!!
OK! NOW we're down to 33 members. I hope everyone in the group can help each other out and show love. It's not that hard! Leave comments, help them level, bling, etc. I have updated the leveling blogs and put the page links under everyone names that needs leveled and you have to copy and paste their links! I will continue to do Member of the week and post auto 11s. Those should be checked everyday! The links in the roster blog have not been fixed. I just posted that everyone in the group is in the family section. Just r/f/a them from there. ALSO! I'm in need of someone that is online more often that can help me out with the group. JDHUNT (my man) isn't online as much as I would like. You can be a co-owner. HIT ME UP! JD is set to move here to Omaha, NE with me. He will be here on the 28th. I won't be on much for a few days til I get him settled. I'm NOT LEAVING FUBAR! FUBAR is where my friends are! :) SO...just be patient. I'm also sick right now with some horr

New Friends
In my quest to Lost Soul, the one thing that I'm lacking is referrals. So, I've bugged a few real life friends (I only have a few), into signing up. Go and show them some love and a warm welcome! diva_escort@ fubar stevejr@ fubar cherry bomb@ fubar

Duckies
At my school we have about 5 lakes so there's a bunch of ducks there (protected by the gov't btw) and i was walking back home, walking through the parking lot. i saw someone ran a duck over :( it was a mess. the head was gone and guts everywhere. it was a girl mullard duck. poor thing i saw her mate not too far (on the grass area) he looked sad poor ducky...:-( and i see how those stupid jerks drive around that parking lot. going 30mph when they should be going 10. ugh :-(

How Do You Fly The Fu?!?!? Revised Contest
>Howey Feltersnatch is having his first contest. Entry is easy if you have a picture of flippin the middle finger your in. I'm just taking entries now so please look thru and rate everyone. When the contest actually starts i will delete and reload the contestants.My goal is to get 250 pictures to make a bombable album for the second contest. The first contest will start when i have all entries needed and will go till the end of my Happy Hour which i will book at a later date. The winner will be the one with the most rates. The second contest will be for people who bomb the How Do You Fly The FU?!?! album durin my HH. Winner will be drawn from a hat on cam in Bad Habitz Radio Lounge shortly after the HH.The two prizes will be choice of a 35 credit bling. Given durin a Happy Hour. How do you get me your pictures for the contest?

Auto 11 Or Bomb Bling Auction ~ 24 Hrs Only
CHERRYBOMB OR AUTO 11's BLING AUCTION **24 HOURS ONLY** I am holding a CHERRYBOMB OR AUTO 11's BLING AUCTION !!! Going Thursday, 10:00 am Fubar Time (1:00 pm EST) until Friday, 10:00 am Fubar Time (1:00 pm EST) Winner's Choice All proceeds 4 DJ NITE WOLF's Spotlight Fund Bidding will start at 1 Million Fu-bucks... and go to the highest bidder at the close of the auction. Auction Hostess: ~NILLA~ ~owner of DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ married to CUSMC1@ fubar

And So The Bus Adventure Begins
Ok so now I am reduced to riding the bus for a while (It should be the shortbus but isn't) Anyway I met two crazy people today. The first asked me for 2 dollars then told me about the Govt. messing up his life. The second talked to the first scared the first aways. Walked up to some guy who was reading pulls hi paper down and then see he's reading about the Orlando Magic and starts singing at the top of his lungs "I love My Magic..I love My Magic" for about ten minutes straght as he's singing he takes off his coat throws it into a tree then fights with the tree to get it back. Beats on a bus sign. Then sits (Still singing) sees a bird find an empty beer can (The bird is about 30 yards away) he kicks the can and it lands 3ft in front of him. Picks up the can and drinks from it. Crushes it then throws it at the bird (Lands now 5ft from him). Another bus pulls up this man takes off his jacket and uses it to "Clean" the windows. Then he yells at the bird "If Tiger Woods doesn't get you I

Get A Wiff Of This Load Of Crap
Forget the Botox — just spritz away! Makers of a new perfume claim the scent can shave eight years off your apparent age. Hence the name "Ageless" Lmao Outrageous? ah yeaaa Ageless Fantasy by Harvey Prince is being marketed as a new genre of "anti-age" scents. Phewww! Available in upscale beauty shops and online, it will cost you just a fraction of a muscle paralyzer. On the other hand, at $120 for 3.04 fluid oz., it's not as cheap as just lying about your age. Promotional material for Ageless says men in focus groups associated the scent of roses with an "old lady," and that of tropical fruits and grapefruits with "younger women." Consequently, the Ageless concoction contains lots of fruity notes. Overall, it smells super-sweet and, well, rather adolescent. Men in a survey by Ageless reportedly guessed that Ageless wearers were nearly a decade younger than their true ages. That inspired me to conduct my very own wildly unscientific survey. First, wearing no perf

X-men Origins: Wolverine
Actually, I was waiting fot this one to hit the big screen. I heard rumors of it leaking to the internet, but I didn't give in... ...at first. I finally caved in, downloaded it, and watched. DAMN, I'm glad I did!!! The opening minutes are able to cover ALOT of Wolvie's past, and it seems to throw us right into the middle of the story. The combination of action and story-telling kept me watching. Now, of the few folks I've heard talk bad about this movie, their main gripe is the fact it doesn't follow the comic's history. That's true but anyone who saw the first X-MEN movie knew this WASN'T the comics. Bottom line: Great action, great story, and enough of both to leave you wanting more... X-Men Origins: Wolverine on IMDB.com.

Wanted To Say Thank You
Thanks CommentsMyspace Comments - Myspace Layouts - Host Images I just wanted to take this time to say thanks, and to let everyone know that all your thought and prayers are appreciated deeply by myself and my family. I am so blessed to have a new family and friends that are so dear to me here on Fu.,You've all been here with your love and your support through all of this. I don't know how I would get through this with out all of you. You all are so very special to me. To all my angel sisters a very special thankyou goes out to you,and also to Doc. You have all been my rock and my shoulder and I love you all so very much. Thank you all everyone you are all in my thoughts and prayers alway. Love always: Mare

Love Heals
Your love heals this heart that was broken This is more then a token I know now with LOVE anything is possible again Even thou this is where LOVE begins I want this LOVE to never end If i could wrap this LOVE i have up for you I would defiantly Send Baby, I thank you for this miracle

Love In One Distance ( I Love You )
In the growing shadows, There was in me a growing battle, I couldn't see my way out , I was so full of doubt , I couldn't fill any love , Not even when i soared high in the sky like a dove so far above , I as looking for the man i have seen so many times in my dreams, And i didn't know which way to turn it seems, I don't want to be that half of a soul anymore, I want my Dream Man, whom through out time,I have always adored, I want to give myself to him like i did before completely , To have him touch me , kiss me , to love me like he use to oh so sweetly , This Dream Man and I in our past lives fit together so perfectly so deeply , In this new life I want to find this Dream Man for keepys, He might not be tall like most , But, He is everything to me and he doesn't care how tall he

Memory Upgrade
ok FU Friends, i need help. my comuter is sik and in need of a serious ram memory upgrade, ok, i know i can get some but what i need to know is how do i install it after i get it......i would hate to buy it and rub it all over my monitor trying to get it to work....i have a dell inspiron 6400 notebook.....i can do without the not having nothing better to do smart comments, i'm just looking for some help.....hook me up fu, kinda counting on you!

I Told You I Was A Bitch
I have a question for everyone. Now I already know this is going to affend some people, but I really dont care. Say your sleeping with someone and they have a girlfriend. Ok, yeah i know already presenting with a problem, but I do have a point. So if your sleeping with this guy, that should already tell him that I really dont care about the fact that you have a girl friend and i really would rather not hear anything about her. Then he wants to tell you that hey I really want to get back with my baby mamma I need help can you call my gf and tell her your fucking me so she will break up with me. Ok first off I am not to fond of putting myself in a situation were im going to have to beat some bitches ass. I know your saying how does she know that she can beat the gf's ass, but believe me i can if pushed. Anyways, well said baby mamma has a man and wants him and her man. Now if he were to get back with the baby mamma then that means i dont get anymore sex. So why the hell would i want to h

Yes I Am!
Ok here's the deal. I finally have the chance to bomb my friends, something i have been waiting awhile to do. So here is what i want you to do. Before 9pm est time, I want you to shoutbox me the link to the folder you want bombed. You know this will benefit both of us. I dont want to waste time looking for a folder to bomb. If you want to tell your friends and have them get bomb too, then have them R/F/A me, if not already done, and then they can shout me the link. Hopefully this "virgin" bomb of mine will go good. Thanks to all my fu-friends in advance. I'll be by to bomb you later tonight.

I Am Not Crazy My Reality Just Differs To Yours
Good Morning All I just woke up and, as usual, have thoughts in my head that I thought I would share. In life we all have our own perception of the same thing, that will be based upon the blueprint of who we are ... Each experience in life, from how we were raised to how we grew up, to who we married and who we divorced, to who we screwed and who we shouldn't have screwed, shapes our lives and who we become based on learnings we have acquired from those experiences. There is no shame in sharing your learnings. There is no shame in asking for someone's advice so you can learn. Some of us learn by trial and error. Some of us learn by prevention, probably the safest way. But we do this by listening to those who have learnt through trial and error, probably the hard way. Some of us don't learn, because we can't escape a negative cycle. And we can't escape because we don't understand ourselves. Or we fear losing something that is part of us whether it is good or bad. So each of

Piss Off
Recently I have been thinking about leaving this place. Too much drama.Too many people thinking this site rotates around them. I couldn't care less what level you areI dont need to know how many points you're away from the next pointless level.Why are people so eager and anxious to get to the highest level?It doesnt mean you're better then anyone one else.Doesnt mean more people love you. More then likely, it you whoring yourself out, begging, or spending money on shit you dont need.I thougt we were in a recession? But right and left people are shellin out 100 bucks for a damned Happy Hour.I miss CherryTap. Leveling was a lot harder, made it more satisfying to get there. I've been on this site for over two years now, seen a lot of things changed. It didnt used to be as fake, and cheapened as it is now. It was fun. I was here everyday. Now, there's so much begging for bling,that it gets annoying. Really makes me wanna just delete everyone but my close circle of friends, and block j

Poetry N Stuffz
some poetry i've written over the years. not saying it's any good... feel free to tear it apart, i honestly couldn't give a shit. 05-04-03 i am far too imperfect for myself to accepti am far too fragile to carry thisi cried like a frightened child todayand she didn't carebrushed it offchanged subjecti cannot do this much longertired of worrying about everyonetired of remembering everything for everyonetired of being the only one who seems to give a shiti want to stopi want my heart to fall silenti want the world to swallow me whole**************************************************************************************************************facade (06-02-03)this incessant lack of passionlike chinese water torturewearing away my soulone drop at a timethis loveless voidi jokingly call homeis nothing but the placewhere i sleep and try toforgeti remember the warmththe smilesthe hands heldcaring embracesnow impossible from the other side of this roomgoing through motionsfrightened

The Contest You Didnt Know You Were In.....
~work~ presents the 15 minute Fan Add Rate Blitz! At random times during Happy Hour, I will put up "15 minute friends blitz" in my status. During the next 15 minutes, I will be hitting random profiles from the scroller bar to F.A.R. . One of those people that hit me back in a shout or PM or gift message, will get at least 100 pics rated with at least 10's ( I am famous for my manual 10's, ask around lol), and get a bulletin with a link to their profile naming them the winner. It's the contest you didn't know you were in! Feel free to comment and send me your fubucks. Dave AKA ~work~

That B*tch
ok so i was re-rating my hubbys pics and i always like to read what some of u silly girl have to say to him... and one of our friends commented on a pic that wasn't his wife(his net gf)and said she was beautiful i was like no shes not shes a home wrecker,that fucked up on lives because she has/had a unhealthy marriage. so she thought she would fuck someones Else's marriage up.yes ours wasn't perfect but i was depress and i needed a lil help. but that doesn't mean go fine some other girl and make her ur gf... it mean u go and find help for the one u love and support her with all u got. i forgave him but i will HATE her ...maybe im still hurt but damn the man that I LOVE them most likes to talk to some other girl that he has never seen, then to me his wife. im the one that pampers him and does whatever takes to make him happy not her and yet shes the one that gets the"I LOVE YOU" WTF.he shows he loves me but when he realize hes doing it he stops fast. so am i wrong for feeling a lil

Best Dog In The World....
TODAY MY BF AND I HAVE TO PUT HIS DOG SNOOPY DOWN. HE IS THE BEST DOG IN THE WORLD AND WILL BE MISSED SO MUCH!! THERE IS A PIC OF HIM IN MY STASH-UNDER PICS-IF ANY1 WANTS TO SEE HIM. HE IS 11 YRS OLD,HAS AN ENLARGED HEART,TAKES MEDS EVERY DAY FOR THAT AND HAS BEEN PRONE TO SEIZURES. FOR THE PAST WEEK HE HAS NOT BEEN EATING ANYTHING,IS SO WEAK HE CAN BARELY STAND AND HAS HAD A LIL BLOOD COMMING OUT OF HIS NOSE. I THINK ITS BECAUSE HIS HEART IS PUSHIN TOO MUCH OUT. I AM THANKFUL THAT HE DOESNT SEEM TO BE IN PAIN. WE HAVE BUILT A NICE WOOD BOX FOR HIM AND PUT IN A WARM SOFT BLANKET AND A PILLOW. IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THE HARDEST DAYS I'VE HAD IN A LONGGGG TIME,BUT I COULDN'T LET MY BF DEAL WITH THIS ALONE,HE'S GOING TO NEED ME. PLUS I WANT SNOOPY TO KNOW,MOMMA'S THERE TOO. I WILL BE WITH THEM AT THE VET'S AND THE ONE TO HELP MY BF LOWER HIS BOX INTO THE GROUND.SOOOOOO NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS,BUT WE KNOW HES TIRED AND HAS HAD ENOUGH WHERE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO I GUESS. JUST VERY

My Mouth
so apparently i have cracked an old filling in the back of my mouth from grinding and clenching my teeth.. an infection developed so they couldn't fix it today. Soooo i am on some antibiotics to kill the infection AND some pain killers.. the bad thing.. the stupid pain killers aren't really helping much... my face still hurts pretty bad.. this sucks so bad

Birthday Buckage - April 30th 25k/100
ATTENTION GOLD DIGGERS - HERE COMES SOME BIRTHDAY BUCKAGE! We have a birthday to celebrate on Thursday! April 30th is RogerLee's happy day! AUTOS WILL BE ON, AND 25,000 FUBUCKS WILL BE GIVEN FOR EVERY 100 RATES. Forget rating for the 10k or smiling over the 15k...here's your chance to load your fu-pockets with some major buckage. Everyone gets the points, YOU get the bucks, and there is NO LIMIT to the number you can rate. Do a hundred, do a thousand - go until you've gotten them all. The bankroll is endless.

Dear Alchohol
Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. As my friend,you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-workcocktail, a beer at the game, and you’re even around at the holidays,hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we’re stuck in the midstof endless family gatherings. However, lately I’ve been wondering aboutyour intentions. While I want to believe that you have my bestinterests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwiseconsequences:1. Phone calls: While I agree with you thatcommunication is important, I question the suggestion that anyconversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2am. Why wouldyou make me call those ex-boyfriends or potentials when I know for a fact they don’t want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2.Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest thatI eat a frozen burrito, along with leftover spaghetti and s

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Funny Moment Of The Day
A NEWB-FU by the name of ABDUL decided to invade my shoutbox and said hello. now mind you I did my due dilligence by saying nothing lol, but I kept thinking ACHMED , the dead terrorist in the jeff dunham shows. Most of you know is a male of arabian descent approach you online the smart move is to not say anything. Nothing against them personally, but I have yet to meet one that hasnt completely ignored the fact that I am male and asked to see my boobs. Mind you, I have an amazing rack, for a man, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO lol. On a side note, its my last day at the warehouse this afternoon, no more inbred hicks with no teeth, or co workers so high they cant do thier job right. at least until fall lol. 2 weeks off after tonight, then back to makin the real dough, and the probability that I'll be doin a few bombs and autos since I'll have the income to let it roll :)

The Old Man Joke
An 85-year old man was requested by hisdoctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.The doctor gave the man a jar andsaid, "Take this jar home, and bring back a semensample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year old manreappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened, and theman explained, "Well, doc, it's like this – firstI tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried withmy left hand, but still nothing.. Then I asked my wife for help. Shetried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.She tried with her mouth, first with teeth in, then with herteeth out, still no thing. "We even called up Arleen, thelady next door, and she tried, too, first with both hands,then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it betweenher knees, but still nothing.." The doctor was shocked! "You askedyour neighbor?" the old man replied, "Yep noneof us could get the jar open."

"mistress Of The Night!"
Power she has... Control she is in... Never disgrace for it will tear your soul apart... Always obey her everlasting commands... Mistress of the Night... Do as instructed... Never resist for offering is ever so tempting... Always & forever will domonate your &nb

"goddess"
She looks so hot... She looks quite the top... She'll put you in your place... Should you ever disgrace... She'll eez your hate... She'll make you wait... I tell you no lies... Goddess will make you scream out your cries... Tears will be falling... When Goddess is calling... She will come out to play... In pain... She's gonna make you pay... Eventhough she is a swich... You're gonna love her pinch... I tell you no lies... You will notice Goddess has beautiful thighs... I can't stop looking into her eyes... Screaming... Scratching... Slapping... I wanna feel her wrath... I tell you no lies... Goddess is a beautiful sight... Goddess... I wanna cry for you..

"whipped Across The Bac"
"Oh Mistress!" "I am your slave to command!" Whipped across the bac... Serve her... Serve her... Serve her... Mistress... Make me pay... The pain you impose upon me... Punishment... A form of reward for my loyalty unto you... Down in the dungeon... Awaiting your wrath... Hot wax running down my spine... Stock of roses in hand... Whipped across the bac... Fear her... Fear her... Fear her... Mistress... Worshipping... On my knees... Bowing unto thee... Liquid sting... The wax dropping on my skin... Rewarded... Permision granted to cum... All tied up... Lurking over me... Flogger in hand... Whipped across the bac... Whipped across the bac...!