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Save the sock bunnies.....

I believe that for years women were intellectually superior to men. For centuries, women knew their power. If one were to compare the situation to a poker hand, she had the royal flush every time and he could not bluff his way to the pot. Women were treated like queens. Our doors were opened, men bowed before us and if we extended our hands, they were kissed tenderly. We have a power over men that we are no longer tapping into. We have earned the right to be equal. We used to be superior. This is the only time in history that a group of people has fought to achieve a lower position. Women, years ago, never worried about getting off to the office. They were the queens of their castles. They stayed home with their children, Had coffee with their friends , and made sock bunnies for the church bazaar. Men learned not to drop their socks on the floor unless they wanted them turned into sock bunnies. Women took care of things at home. They were their own boss. A good wife helped her husband succeed in the work place. He worked, dealt with the problems and stress, so she wouldn't have to. I used to watch old TV shows alot. I wanted that life. In the sixties, a group of women decieded that they were tired of making sock bunnies and started picketing for the right to be less than superior. They fought for the right to enter the work place. We have them to thank now for our lesser position. Because of them, women today wake each day, rush around to getting all the chores done that they used to complete in an entire day. Then they pack their children into a car to take to the daycare, run to the office to do a boring, repetitive job and then return home to continue doing chores. They fall exhausted onto a bed, too tired to even make love to the man they call their husband. Husbands, who used to get a lot of respect for taking care of their families, are now resented. How can you not resent a man who watches you work this hard and still drops his underwear in the middle of the floor and walks away? You work 3 jobs. He works 1. You clean the house while he deepens his knowledge of how to program his remote so that he never has to walk again. Marriages are failing because frankly, men have always been a pain in the ass. But when they were the ones paying the bills, they seemed worth putting up with. Now that women are able to take care of themselves, and have to anyway, there just doesn't seem to be any motive anymore to overlook all the guy stuff that is so fucking annoying. Divorce rates are skyrocketing. Worst of all, Sock bunnies are an endangered species. Save the sock bunnies. Save the sock bunnies and save yourselves ladies. Stop putting out. Sex is our power. It was always our power. It always will be our power. Remain chaste until they do our bidding. If every single woman on this planet would simply close her legs for an entire day, we could change the Earth's rotation. In the space of 4 years, terrorists would surrender. Oil prices would drop and a woman would be president. Think aout it. Think about it some more. Think about it even more. Then close your legs.
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