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Male · From Iqaluit, NU, Canada · Invited by: Priceless · Joined on May 3, 2010 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 31st · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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Male · From Iqaluit, NU, Canada · Invited by: Priceless · Joined on May 3, 2010 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 31st · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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IF YOU ARE HERE LOOKING FOR MY HELP...READ ON!!! Hi, I'm Jack, I am 63 and happily married with 3 kids. My oldest son is 36 and is in Boston. Son number two is 32 and is in Hong Kong. My baby girl (she hates when I call her that so I do it often to piss her off, sometimes being a parent is really fun!) is 30 and. She has nicknamed me "Gay" because she says that I am "sooo Gaaay". My family tells me that I have a twisted sense of humor. At times I can be a master of sarcasm. I can be very offensive but don't mean to offend. I am amazed that many women here are more concerned with their breasts than the guys they are trying to impress. A nice smile does it for me. I am only here for entertainment. The only relationship I am interested in is Friendship. I like to chat about anything with anyone when I have time. I will videochat with close friends. If you are a cam girl I'm not interested, I will be your friend not your source of income. Fubar is not my life it's my diversion from life. I am old enough to be a father to many of you and a grandfather to some of you. This is me. My look in the mirror. Look me up and say hi. Using terms of endearment to the "elderly" like "Old geezer" or "old fart" are permitted and encouraged. If the shoe fits I will proudly wear it. Remember what your teachers said about reading all the directions before starting the test. These are my directions and you are now my friend! FINALLY IF YOU WANT MY HELP YOU NEED TO BE PART OF MY FAMILY!!! HOW DO YOU BECOME FAMILY???...HAVE MEANINGFUL INTERACTION WITH ME VIA SB OR PM...I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR CONVERSATION IS MEANINGFUL!!! I SOMETIMES PROVIDE RANDOM HELP FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON. IT NEVER HURTS TO JUST ASK!16_winksmile.gif



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Male · From Iqaluit, NU, Canada · Invited by: Priceless · Joined on May 3, 2010 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 31st · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I like sailing, camping, science fiction & dogs. I tinker with computers. I chat with friends and the frequently mindless.
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Anything SciFi.
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The fubar IS my video game. I have a photo folder titled "u have been violated". While cruising the fubar, I look for pictures of fu's that are lets say unusual in a sexy, funny or bizarre way. I will procure these photos unknown to the owner, modify them and upload them to my "u have been violated" folder. I then notify the fu that they have been violated. I do this in good fun. If I violate you and you are upset in any way, just let me know and I will gladly remove the photo.

So you want the distinguished honor of being violated. The only way to be violated is for me to randomly find a photo that I find suitable. If you interact with me your chances of being violated are increased.

So you just can't wait to be violated. You can bribe you way into my "u have been violated Vol. 2." I do not solicit bribes, when offered they are either accepted or ignored. I am the final word with how i choose to violate your photo! If you don't like how your photo is violated, your only recourse is to ask me to remove it. Any bribes that were paid will not be returned!

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