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to all my sl*ts and heffas
created @ 01/10/2007 04:53 pm
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i always hear and read about slut this, and whore that and yadda yadda yadda...
she couldnt be a slut if someone wasnt sleepin with her so it cant be all that bad....

to all my beautiful sluts i luv you all, if it werent for you i would never get laid...you keep doing what you do and have fun at it...all you fat ass sluts i luv you too, youre great...i'm a firm believe in there is someone for everyone.
for every skinny heffa you dont like there is someone that does.
for every fatass heffa you dont like, there is somebody that does.

dont ask if men like skinny women better than fat ones, who gives a rats ass, the question is do they like YOUR skinny or fat ass.

and YES, you too can be ugly as fuck and still get a man. ugly people do it all the time. like i said there is someone for everybody. and yes i said ugly, so of course there is some ugly heffa reading this saying "who do you think you are to call somebody ugly" well i am me, and if i say you are ugly, then to ME you are ugly, but that dont mean everybody else think so, just means i think so...THERE IS SOMEBODY FOR EVERYBODY.

i like all you sluts, whores, jezebels, freaks, floosies, skanks, oh yeah and "ladies" too.
if you ask me what i prefer it just means you might try to mold yourself into being what i want...and I DONT WANT THAT.

guys who gives a rats ass about the size of your dick or if she really prefers a big one. she is going to take you for who you are. if size is that much an issue thats what they have toy stores for, its not like you can do anything about it anyway, your dick is as big as it is going to get..DEAL WITH IT

well thats enough for this one, have fun with it as you may.
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