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If today is May the fourth be with you does that make tomorrow revenge of the fifth...??? 
I recently learned that it's not butt sweat and tears and apparently it's frowned upon to say butt sweat and tears in the middle of aerobics class... even if you're crying while creating butt sweat... 
There is one color most birds can't see... Name the color and name the one bird that actually can see it... 
She said she made potato salad surprise and I said hmmm... it's kinda crunchy and she said yeah... that's the surprise... 
It only takes ONE drink to make me drunk... I had to stop drinking because I could never remember if it was the 13th ONE or the 30th ONE... 
I went to the employment office and told them I wanted a remote job and they pointed to the TV... 
To all Y'ALL PEOPLE who go to Chipotle and keep driving the price up by grabbing a handful of forks every time you go I gotta say just one thing... I'm Y'ALL PEOPLE too... To the rest of y'all... I got forks for sale... REAL CHEAP... 
Does anyone know how long you can put chicken in the freezer for? I put one in last night and it was dead this morning. 
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... and then winter came and Humpty was chilling... 
I wouldn't want something named for someone known for throwing it up... Am I right or am I right...??? Wasn't the sandwich created by the "Earl of Sandwich"...??? Next time you go to eat a sandwich you will think about this and you'll thank me later... 
There are 2 types of people in this world... 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data 
If you love someone let them go... If they come back... it means no one else wanted them either... 
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