It's true no one can really know how much i care 4 you, but if it was possible to look into my heart you would realize u could never find a better lover!

is going to have a lovely night which involves, me, my bed and the lucky fella in my dreams ;)

me without you is like a sneaker without laces a geek without braces and asentencewithnospaces

just the slightest touch- butterflies flood my stomach. did i mention? you take my breath away?

Wants do dirty things to you! (yes you)

is waiting for someone who would say,"You're the reason why i wanna exist"

Essex girl in car crash says "i think i have concussion" paramedic asks "how many fingers have i got up?" the girl replies "oh god, my ass's paralysed too!"

I never feel as special as I do when you tell me you love me, so tell me it again and again ♥ (:

Seriously..if you want us to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you guys need to learn to save a tree and eat a beaver..

If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, stop and sniff some Windex first... it'll keep you from streaking!

Babe i love lying on your chest because your heart beat plays my favorite song

Lots of Aussie kisses for you. They are just like French ones but Down Under ;)

A guy asks a girl - You ever have magic sex? Girl says, No, what's that? Guy says We F#ck, then you disappear...Tada Bitch."

Sticks and stones my break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me. ;)

ashes to ashes,dust to dust,if it wasn't for women men's willies would rust!!!

Happy mothers day ladies

wants to know."If you have sex with someone that has multiple personalities, does that count as an orgy"?

I know what i want, where i want it and how i want it done, but, do you know where to put it, how to give it and who i want it by?

well wtf?

anyone wanna sell me 10 credits? :)