nuttier than squirrel shit

slowly peeing in the pool

.You and i wake up in a police car together. using FOUR Words only what would you say to.... me?

please stop hating on me because i'm a lesbian

leaving the toilet seat up on purpose..

r.i.p. macho randy savage, thanks for the memories

say!! seeing the world ends tommorrow, can you add me or have sex with me??

please let me hump somethin' besides your leg!

it's really not that small. the waters cold..

all i get for my birthday today is a gray hair? hmmm

spit or swallow??

mrs.badcrumbles socks rock!!

until next tim Bin Laden r.i.p

trying to pawn a fake orgasm..

was a great day*standing naked fondling my 2 easter eggs..

anyone know where i can buy a fake orgasm?

happy 420 Charlie Sheen!!

show me yours.. i'll show you mine

learning to move on..

and just who is this Connie Linguist I hear so much about?