well time to finish cleaning my house and shit,. i'll be back on later. leave me some love peeps..

wanna hear a song? twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs you're not a door. Twinkle twinkle little whore, you're cheaper than a dollar store:)

Good morning everyone..... How we all doin

How we all doin..... Been sick past few days. Laryngitis sucks ass. Hope I get my voice back soon.

off to watch some more 3D movies on my new tv. Talk to yall later

Sorry to everyone, haven't been on in a while. Still unpacking from moving and waiting for my cable and internet to get turned on here... Miss everyone. Talk to yall in a few days.

Moving tomorrow back in my home town. Can't wait. I miss everyone.

How we all doing

working till 6 then who knows.

what we all doing on this awesome saturday night.

Off to bed.. work in the am... Yall have a blast.

back to watching the race. Later yall...

If I'm a bitch, then your a bitch. Your moms a bitch for having a bitch. Your dads a bitch for fucking a bitch. So whose the bitch now, bitch?

You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hangin from your mirror

A husband and wife r laying in bed. The husband says i cant decide if i wanna watch GOLF or PORN, the wife says watch PORN you already know how to play GOLF.

off to go find omething to do... ill be back later.

ever thought of parking your car on the side of the hwy, put on a safety vest point your hair dryer at oncoming cars.. just to see what they do, could b fun

Daughter: dad Im a lesbian. Dad: Okay its cool Other daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too. Dad: dang! Does anyone in this family like guys! Son: I do!

Off to bed.. have an awesome night everyone.

If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?