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DonkeyPunchDRxFYC's Status
Just a few more hours, Then you're mine!. ;)
Oct 29, 2015comment
22hrs and 19min remaining :)
Oct 28, 2015comment
I signify my love for her by getting dick piercings and pokemon tattoos.
Sep 11, 2015comment
My dick is the only heart i have. :)
Jul 10, 2015comment
Please don’t mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I’m awesome doesn’t mean I like you.
Jun 24, 2015comment
Good girls go to heaven, And bad girls go everywhere And tonight I will love you And tomorrow you won't care
Jun 23, 2015comment
All we are is leaves in the wind.
May 14, 2015comment
Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no I got to keep on movin.
Apr 8, 2015comment
Finally fubar has decent bling for once, The Supra and Charger are pretty cool looking. what's your fav out of em?
Apr 3, 2015comment
If nothing else, love is nice because it confirms that you do not hate everyone. Just everyone minus one
Feb 15, 2015comment
Happy Valentines Day! Wanna smoke a bowl w/ me?
Feb 14, 2015comment
Oh yeah sorry, "Har-Harr, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :)
Jan 1, 2015comment
I'm not the man that I once was, but I’m changing everyday because I want to find someone like you. you've got eyes that could tear me down, but all they do is build me up. so hold my hand before my heart erupts.
Dec 30, 2014comment
Merry Christmas Everyone! :)
Dec 25, 2014comment
You give me sunrise with your smile.
Dec 16, 2014comment
Happy! Happy! Happy! :)
Dec 14, 2014comment
The Energy of life goes in a circle, In a perfect flow, Balanced. Until i find my Center, I will never be whole.
Dec 8, 2014comment
Jorge was lost and was alone by himself, i couldn't find him anywhere. Then, Suddenly...Something came crashing down on my desk, then as he hit the floor i noticed that odd shaped looking thing, IT WAS JORGE!!! He had found his way home to me, I thought he was gone forever, But deep down I knew we was always ment to be. I Love my Lighter :)
Dec 3, 2014comment
Anytime, anywhere I wanna make it, I wanna make it wit chu!
Nov 30, 2014comment
If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts…it would be very creepy.
Nov 29, 2014comment
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