is accepting the things I cannot change, changing the things I cannot accept, but who knew bitch-slapping someone who deserved it, could be so satisfying ;)

A husband and wife are watching TV. The husband says "I can't decide between golf and porn." The wife says "Choose porn, you already know how to golf."

couldn't find a status I liked so decided to just stick my tongue out at you. :P

Sometimes things happen for a reason. Other times things happen because your an idiot!

Life has dealt me a lot of hurt and pain, but I am still here smiling remembering the good times, I am a fighter, I cherish and am grateful for the memories xxx

I so badly want a BCA bling...wonder if anyone is willing to get me one :)

I'm just not feeling it today and still can't get over the loss of an uncle :( sorry if I don't respond

very sad...a death in the family is never easy to accept but trying to cope is all we can do. may not be around for a while

thanks everyone that helped me I got em...but damn now they are telling me I need to make more points ugh

can I get 2 more abilities used on me so I can level :D

needing 6 different abilities used on me to level

when one door closes, another door should open but if it doesn't then go through the window

strangers think I'm shy, my friends think I'm out-going, but my best friends know I'm completely insane! :)

thinks that if you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard

Enjoyed my day with my baby girl...I can't believe she is 18 yrs old...time goes way too fast

strangers think I'm shy, my friends think I'm out-going, but my best friends know I'm completely insane! :)

Yes I'm smiling. The real question here is, should YOU be worried? ;)

omg it's freakin raining...ugh

thinks that if you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard

really wishing I had a punching bag right about now :/