"Everything in life I share, except of course my teddy bear!" "Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter." “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” A rose is a rose is a rose IM HERE !!!! OH WAIT..MAYBE IM NOT...HMMMMM..I DONT KNOW...IM NOT SURE...... A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When you are looking, a cat acts like a princess.......... Picnicking with a tiger??? You might enjoy the meal, but the tiger always eats last. You know, tigers are very unpredictable. I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. “Do not watch the petals fall from the rose with sadness, know that, like life, things sometimes must fade, before they can bloom again.” Life shouldnt be a journey to arrive safely in an attractive and well-preserved body,but rather to skid in sideways,champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other,body thoroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride! 3 steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. good morning. Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. A smile is like tight underwear — it makes your cheeks go up. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. |
