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Sep 7, 2014comment
All right....STOP......COFFEE TIME!!!!
Sep 7, 2014comment
I'm so sorry my intellect makes your penis look small :P
Sep 3, 2014comment
oh dear
Sep 3, 2014comment
I think I'm getting too old for this, I need sleep!!!
Aug 31, 2014comment
Oh dear, another day another goal!!
Aug 31, 2014comment
Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams xox
Aug 31, 2014comment
Bless your hearts poppets xxxxx
Aug 31, 2014comment
yep, I think I need some sleep :(
Aug 30, 2014comment
Oh dear God, thanks for a great night out, Satan, thanks for the hangover you jackass LOL
Aug 30, 2014comment
1 pimp out needed....ghastly
Aug 29, 2014comment
Kill my buzz, you know you want to :P
Aug 29, 2014comment
I'd tell you to kiss my ass but then you'd fall in love and I'd never get rid of you :P
Aug 29, 2014comment
Come on people......I STILL need buzzkills and pimp outs please and thankyou :)
Aug 29, 2014comment
Apparently I need buzzkills and pimp outs please and thankyou my spankalicious friends :)
Aug 29, 2014comment
I think I should go wash my hair.....
Aug 29, 2014comment
Sorry if my recent friends feel a little neglected, just trying to catch up with my good friend Pie before I die at the comp lol
Aug 28, 2014comment
Getting tired, might take a nap before dinner xxx
Aug 27, 2014comment
Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams xoxox
Aug 26, 2014comment
Yep, all the good ones are too far away or they're bloody taken!! FML :(
Aug 26, 2014comment
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