As I get older, I am realizing there are not enough hours in the day for all the naps I need.

If you’re not watching Slow Horses, you should be.

Make the best of your Sunday fun day!!

Why is it when you need coins, there is never a sale?

Fubar is very quiet the last couple days. Did you all have a rough weekend and can’t recover?

I hate when I’m hungry but too lazy to go and get food.

Please go BANG my #1 friend, Ash. She will love it.

Never underestimate the power of something small. The beauty of a flower, the peacefulness in a summer rain, the excitement of the first snowfall… a mosquito bite.

You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you get what you need.

Ugh! I don’t want to get moving today. My body wants to keep sleeping.

I tried to get everyone, but I see some people requested while I was busy doing the rekting and the bombing. Sorry if I did not see your request until it was too late.

If you are needing Happy Hour bombs and rekts, please comment to this status. I’m running an impromptu HH tonight, and will come by to as many profiles as I can that comment here. Thank you!

I’m back to having an even number of boobs. Whew! I was worried.

Okay. This is really strange. Now I have 3 boobs. They all appear to be healthy, bouncy boobs. No mutations per se, but one of them must be, because there are 3 of them.

Now I have two boobs. A pair of boobs. It’s usually best when they come in sets of two. Although three could be interesting.

I got a boob

10 Trillion points seems soooooo far away.

Please don’t be afraid to boost my points. You can do that until I say stop. Thank you in advance!

Enjoy the weekend, Fubar Peeps!!

I feel as though I have Liked and Rated everyone on Fubar today. I’m not sure if this is an achievement, or the sign of a misspent day.