While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks, Mario Kart.

Marriage scares me because the Dog Whisperer got a divorce. The guy gets baffled by women, yet he can tell you when a collie has a headache.

If Carmen SanDiego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible...

May your best day of 2011 be your worst day of 2012...

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay...

i put my phone on "airplane" mode and threw it in the air; it fell down and shattered..... worst transformer EVER.

well, good news is i don't feel like i'm dying anymore.

here's to hoping my stomach flu passes in the next 12 hours...

my hands and apartment smell like chocolate, peanut buttery goodness. i love making no bake cookies :)

let the games begin...

*sigh* sick of it.

another daria marathon tonight

When I get a wink from the doorman, do you know how lucky you'll be? That you're on line with the feline of Avenue B. Let's go out tonight. I have to go out tonight. You wanna prowl, be my night owl? Well take my hand we're gonna howl...out tonight.

watching daria always cheers me up

some people try to tear down your life simply because they cannot stand theirs.

finally back stateside, but gosh do i miss spain...

i love being a brewers fan!

sick of it all.

Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.

wake me up when september ends...