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Who do I have to roofie to get some likes around here?! Likes are Free!
Aug 15, 2018comment
April is pregnant again. It can’t be Jeffery’s. He’s out of business.
Jul 29, 2018comment
Females put their breast size in their name. Should guys put their size in their name? “3inch slong in DC”
Jul 23, 2018comment
Likes are free! Push the button kindly
Jul 8, 2018comment
I need 3,000 likes. Come help out :)
Sep 21, 2017comment
I need likes. They're free. Come giveth' :)
Sep 14, 2017comment
'Likes' are free to give. Come give me one :)
Aug 25, 2016comment
Hello :) Come say hi!
Aug 22, 2016comment
Who's got LE bling I can polish?!
Apr 16, 2016comment
Who's got bling I can polish?!
Apr 16, 2016comment
Hiiiiiiiii!!!!
Apr 7, 2016comment
Hey, you! Yea you! Hiiiiii :)
Mar 10, 2016comment
Hewwo!
Mar 3, 2016comment
Polish my blings! An 2 days since someone liked me, yay!! I'm a allstar, don't forget that :)
Feb 8, 2016comment
I only need a few albums bombed :)
Jan 20, 2016comment
Netflix an chill night! Be safe everyone :)
Jan 15, 2016comment
Who do I have to spank to get some attention around here?!
Jan 4, 2016comment
What's happening? Come say hi :)
Dec 26, 2015comment
What's a guy gotta do to get molested on Christmas Eve?!
Dec 24, 2015comment
Good week! Let's do this :)
Dec 9, 2015comment
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