It’s been a minute….HI!

I hate liking people…you all fail me every time!

Merry Christmas My Fubar Friends! I hope you all had a wonderful day and Santa Clause brought you all you ask for. Sorry I haven’t been my usual social self and keep in touch with anyone. Life has been busy and I only get on here to play the Fubar games really.

I finally broke down and got the Snapchat…but now what?…it all looks pretty complex…🤷🏻‍♀️

I can’t truly get in the holiday spirit until I sit on a bearded man’s lap and tell him what I want…Any volunteers?? =)

When a guy starts playing hard to get like I’m gonna chase him…LMAO…Dude, I haven’t run since my 9th grade gym class. Good luck with that!

A veteran is someone, who at one point in their life, wrote a blank check payable to the United State of America for an amount up to, and including, their life. That is beyond honor, and there are far too many people in this country who forget that fact. THANK YOU for your service and sacrifice. Home of the free because of the brave! Happy Veteran's Day!

An inch to hairstylist and a inch to a man are two VERY different inches...LMAO

Breakups are really hard...BUT luckily so are other men's d*cks... =)

Fall in love??...EWWW, GROSS! I mean I would rather fall down some stairs at this point.

Every year I watch the documentary, 102 Minutes That Changed America and every year it brings me back to that day, September 11, 2001. 20 years ago and you still remember what you were doing that day and not being able to pry yourself from the TV watching it all unfold…

"If you can't see a future without me and that doesn't break your heart, then we're not doing what I thought we were doing here"...#fuckhim

Ugh, why is summer so damn clingy?? Like dude, it’s OVER…Me and fall have stuff to do, damnit! I’m so over the hot and humid weather…

OKAY, first of all, I didn't "miss" the red flags, I looked at them and thought, "yeah, that's sexy af" ANDDDDD there lies my damn problem, tbh. *sigh*

I am finding more and more that just because a person says they're single, does not mean they're not having sex. I mean I guess parked cars get hit too...? Lol.

When you need one of those massages that gets folks pregnant BUT minus the pregnant part….Lol.

Ugh!! Don't you hate when someone's story just doesn't add up??...SAME! BUT it's cool, mine isn't about to add up either...take that! Lol.

Sexting men is so fun because they get so into it and you’re just cleaning your kitchen or something…Lol.

A mature woman wants bomb sex, all your attention, an ice cream sundae and no bullshit!! Its me, I’m the mature woman….Ugh!

I’m having a bad day. Please send me cute pictures of your credit card information to cheer me up! Lol.