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Jane Austen said “It isn’t what we say or think that defines us but what we do “..........btw have I ever told you just what I’ve been thinking about doing to you?? ;)
Dec 27, 2019comment
It just occurred to me that my to-do list and the naughty list has the same names on it! Hummm.... ;)
Dec 23, 2019comment
🎶
Dec 23, 2019comment
I have found that most problems can be solved with either whiskey or nudity.....sometimes both ;)
Nov 26, 2019comment
♥️
Aug 11, 2019comment
🥰
Aug 10, 2019comment
~ I’m girl crushing in the worst way :-s
Aug 10, 2019comment
“I want to want me, I need you to need me, I’d love you to love me, I’m beggin you to beg me” ~ the philosopher Cheap Trick
Aug 10, 2019comment
They say “Do something today that your future self will thank you for”...... so yeah, I would definitely love to do you! ;)
Aug 3, 2019comment
Too much of a good thing???.......sounds wonderful! Mmmmmmm... ;)
Mar 26, 2019comment
My New Year resolution: to do what I love.........speaking of which, I’m sooo glad you’re here! ;)
Jan 4, 2019comment
‘Twas the night before Christmas.....my stockings were hung by the chimney with care but my panties are on the floor, in hopes that you’ll soon be there ;)
Dec 23, 2018comment
She’s got a mouth full of innuendo but she makes it sound innocent somehow.... ;)
Dec 7, 2018comment
My first thought in the morning is always you.......and you should hear what I’m thinking now! ;)
Nov 29, 2018comment
You always make me smile..... and super horny, but that’s not the point.......no wait! Maybe that is the point!? Thank You!! ;)
Nov 20, 2018comment
Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams, or wake up and chase them.....Tag your it! ;)
Aug 13, 2018comment
By The Way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me........Yelp! and not much else (btw) ;)
Aug 11, 2018comment
Did you know that a male mosquito will not bite?......FYI: I’m not a male mosquito ;)
Aug 6, 2018comment
So much to do, so little time.....but I could pencil you in since you’re already naked ;)
Aug 2, 2018comment
Okay.....I’m back, so what were your other two wishes?? ;) XxoO
Jun 28, 2018comment
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