I keep forgetting how bad my memory is.

It's a dog eat dog world, and from where I sit, there just ain't enough damn dogs!

I don't have goals. Goals are for soccer. I'm not soccer.

Has anyone ever been told how to get to Sesame Street?

I was trying to make a sandwich. But I'm all out of vodka.

Say what you want about Kleptomaniacs...they can take it.

Never give up on your dreams: keep sleeping!

Some people just look better in a thumbnail picture than if you enlarge it

As long as we both don't go crazy at the same time, we'll be fine

Have a Happy and safe New Year to my fu family and friends!!!!!

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water, let the muthafuka burn

Que sera sera, whatever will be will be

seems to be a disproportionate number of preop t-girls here

Never anyone around to hang out and party when I want to

Cyber Monday...it really isn't about your keyboard, a webcam, and sexual deviancy

Anyone close by me feel like grabbing breakfast today? Should specify, any women close by

Thanks to everyone for your help...I jumped 4 levels in 2 days! That's good for me!

Sorry, I can't make it to work tomorrow...I fractured my motivation

We hopped into my dart and headed for the nightbreak To see a man they called Schooly Dee