forgot who i used to talk with on this site?

achievement 11 years on this site Mmmmm

doing my head in when you got to put up million christmas lights outside for your mum then she moans when you get mad when something doesnt work

i am having a really bad day time to have a beer

fubal = fucked up beyond all recognition

i sent bling out and polished time i got people shit faced and send out drinks and only 1 person has said thanks and return the favour to the rest of you go fuck your self you ungreatful bastards

mmmmmmm pizzza

does anyone read there feed or am i just wasting my time on here

Mmmmm bored

is there been a shooting in california

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

breaking news i am bored

time to play assassins creed origins

i would ask someone to talk but i dont know what to talk about i am that bored :-(

bored out of my fucking mind

wow no one whats to buy me a drink mr no friends lol :-(

dont you lovely ladies no how to treat a man to a drink :-)

my girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me 'we should have sex while my sister isn't home. I immediately got up and turned around to head back to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, she hugged me and said 'you've won my trust'.Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"