Leave the gun ....take the cannoli

You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave

New phone, so back on the app, which still has quirks, but such is fuLife

Each Martini, Yardstick, or Slushy Margarita you send me, gets you two (2) drinks from me! :):)

We need Mondays if only to make Tuesday look better ;)

Fubar app still not working properly. Stay tuned.

Latest Fubar update on my iPhone (12.93) does not work after countless times to delete and re-download. Thank you for your patience as Fubar.com is quite unwieldy in Safari (iPhone internet browser) and my replies and responses may be slow as a consequence. Are you listening, FUBAR gurus? Your latest IOS update is not working! Please roll back!

Monday... What more needs to said.

Happy Holloween. Love those female vampires!

I take lousy selfies. Lol. That's why my album is bare.

What's the price of a martini in here? The only way I can send them are in rounds. Same thing for yardsticks.

My favorite poke? The lick. I can send those all day long. If there were a French kiss, I'd send those :)