I'd rather be pretty than hot. I wouldn't want to be sexy if I couldn't be smart. I'd rather be sweet than a bitch. I'd rather have love than be filthy rich. I'd rather be me than what you want me to be any day.

Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward boner that you can't do anything about.

These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money. Id just laugh and search with them.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'

Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose.

Happy Turkey Stuffing and Pie Eating Day!!

Nice to have someone listen for a change... I actually smiled...

Says he Loves you still, he's so hurt, and then you check out a email that leads you to a site he's been trolling.. Congratulations on your speedy recovery.

We awoke the next morning, still snuggled together, It was storming outside, it was perfect sex weather I saw the lust, in your pretty green eyes