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rumblebee1647's Status
Rules I live by. 1. If it jams, force it. (if it breaks you had to fix it anyway). 2. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Nov 10, 2022comment
I never report sexual harassment, but I DO grade it!
Oct 16, 2020comment
if at first you don't succeed. I wouldn't try skydiving
Mar 22, 2020comment
I figure that if it jams force it. If it breaks, you had to fix it anyway
Feb 3, 2020comment
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up
Jan 1, 2020comment
I'm not short. I'm a Hottie That got put in the dryer.
Oct 11, 2019comment
Have you ever known someone that you wish abortion could be retroactive?
Jul 1, 2019comment
A pessimist is an Optimiston on his way BACK from Vegas.
May 26, 2019comment
I'm Not Short! I'm a Hottie That got put in the dryer
Apr 22, 2019comment
The only joint I roll is my ankle
Apr 2, 2019comment
I never report sexual harassment. I grade it.
Feb 2, 2019comment
if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he do it.
Jan 23, 2019comment
the voices in my head are filing for divorce.
Jan 9, 2019comment
born lazy and had a relapse.
Jan 5, 2019comment
I was born lazy and had a relapse.
Jan 5, 2019comment
if people go ape shit, do apes go people shit?
Dec 27, 2018comment
Does it sometimes feel like you were born horny and had a relapse?
Nov 15, 2018comment
I understand you catch more flies with sugar than with vinegar. but why catch them all?
Oct 25, 2018comment
do apes go people shit?
Oct 12, 2018comment
why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven?
Oct 4, 2018comment
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