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Beanie! get over here! get outta Miss Masons...oh no Beanie come here! No...no no not ....dont take a #hi% right there....awww dammit Beanie.
the thought of you making it to the other side is mindblowing. why would you even consider something so dangerous? sometimes the thought of failing is easier than the thought of not attempting.
zzzzz...WHOA! dammitt that nightmare was so realistic...i was stuck in a cab driven by the craziest broad west of the Mississippi...soon she was (× rated) uhhh...but so...well..the end
Homeboy?! WTF man where are your cothes? you ok bro? nobody seen you all week...you ganna answer? no response? what the hell are u ok? do you wanna go to the bar and talk....Aaron... hold up bro! where u going?
Say what? black tie event? dinner and a show then nobody knows? lasts as long as we want it to? pencil me in? hell no...use my permanent marker...I'm in.
well look who it is Bad Luck, Ain't this a Bitch, and What the Fuck , all here early to start ruining my day. Come on in, want some breakfast? Alrighty then, and how long do you guys think you'll be visiting all day? all week you say? maybe longer? well choke my chicken. lemme get you guys some coffee
Look around you, is it what is really occurring and happening or are you remembering... visualizing..and experiencing that particular moment from a different thought in your distant past ...or future?
yes...cough..cough....hi boss.. uh excuse me...weez, gag. cough...I'm not coming in, weez, blah blah...ok yes I hope I feel better too.. yup...I feel awful just awful....ok then bye. OK! pour me another....better make it a double...
yo man is THAT ur girlfriend? uh lemme... see. ..dude ...homeboy that's my mom... you knew that ...no! nah i didnt...shut up man know when to shut the f$@k up.
now look here Nosey...when I get it connected, I'll jump in and you pull me out on the count of 3....ok Nosey...One....tw.....VROOOM....oh noooo!!! I should have known...of course....I should have figured THAT would happen.
look I went up 2 levels at once... now they realize the difference between shuga and salt....that's wassup.
hey...majic melody...I'm just trying to help...you've given me a dozen rides home...I mean its not a problem. come on....ok...wtf? where the hell's the truck...aww come on people ...spread the crime around would you ? For Real?! man I can't believe This Shit.
that's what your gonna wear? no no its ...great ....I'm just gonna go out and um....get the .....the ...ya know.. the damn stuff.. whatcha call it... LUBE...! be rite back...wow...
hey homeboy look at Drunken Dave, bet you 20 bucks he falls outta his chair....nah hes a pro...hes gonna sway....back forth sideways until he realizes hes gotta find one of us to drive him home....then pull it together. no way...hes gonna fall off the barstool....bet....bet....get us a drink Gopher u cheepskate....sure chill...bartender!!! 2 more please? yeah just put it on Homeboys tab...add a nice tip too...oh your welcome buddy!
wait wait .....theres the point of no return....and ok ok ...here we go ladies and gentle men. Going......goooooing....going.....crAsh...bam ...kaboom....GOOONE! pay up aaron dont pull that slip out the back either....I showed u that and u run it on me the next day...shitty man...really was....here ya go...I'm leaving....aww come on bud....let me buy you a beer....I came across some cash....grrrrrr...I'll pass Gopher....
u have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against u in a court of law. you have a right to attorney if u cannot afford one one will be provided to you by. the court....
blah blah fucking blah...back to the can...for nothing. .walking bc too drunk to drive still go to jail...
Well well...what would you be doing at my door at this hour? i thought so....come on in.
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