No one makes time to reach out faster than someone interested in you. No one says they're too busy to than someone who isn't. I keep forgetting that. :P

All good things end eventually :P

Whee

When people get crank AT ya but not FOR ya.

Here kinda.

Bed.

Ah well, guess when it happens to me it doesn't matter. :P

Physically uncomfortable: cold toilet seat. Mentally uncomfortable: warm toilet seat.

I'm shit at good hints, but hyper-aware of stay away vibes.

When they're active here, but... :P

Wanna make out? No? Shit.

I'm the world's worst historian, because I can't find a date.

Need yummy taco.

They said I could be anything, so I became this. Should've set the bar higher.

Here. More or less.

*takes shirt off* *gorilla sightings increase*

Relaxing on the couch. What could be better.

Hot as an ice bath.

Some of you don't know how to use TinEye and/or reverse image search, and it shows.

*farts*