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Chocolate Love's Status
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff"
Aug 22, 2012comment
All day EVERDAY!!!!!!!
Jul 20, 2012comment
need to be worth 1m to level up
Jul 14, 2012comment
need to be ownd for 100000000
Jul 14, 2012comment
need 3,000,000 to level up
Jun 24, 2012comment
‎"Not impossible. Just... a bit unlikely."
Apr 11, 2012comment
were r my drinks
Mar 19, 2012comment
bord hit me up 5703283127
Mar 16, 2012comment
i need to be owned
Mar 16, 2012comment
need 18 booerang rates
Mar 1, 2012comment
y/ the fuck is me buzz meter so low?
Feb 28, 2012comment
‎216-333-1810. Call it. Holy shit!!!!!!!!!
Jan 24, 2012comment
IF THERE IS ONE THING I HATE TO LEARN ...ITS A LESSON
Jan 16, 2012comment
sex is only dirty if u do it right
Dec 6, 2011comment
Go to google maps. Type in Harman-Geist Stadium, Hazleton, PA Zoom in allll the way.
Nov 21, 2011comment
my heart beats like a kick drum
Oct 8, 2011comment
were are my drinks
Aug 10, 2011comment
i put the aw in awesome!
Aug 6, 2011comment
just admiring the shape of your skull
May 30, 2011comment
get down make love u take my body i give u heat u say u hungry i give u meat i suck ur mind u blow my head make love inside ur bed every body get down make love
May 20, 2011comment
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