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Mild Mannered Shoe Shine Boy's Status
It never ceases to amaze me how seriously people take themselves...get the f**k over yourself
Dec 17, 2022comment
full speed or nothin
Dec 4, 2022comment
i really sucked at the WC this week lol
Nov 12, 2022comment
well i just became a grandpa
Nov 10, 2022comment
I was washing my car with my daughter, and she kept complaining and said " why cant you be normal and use a sponge" ;)
Nov 3, 2022comment
will run a cherry bomb later today if you need one please comment i will try me best to get ya!
Nov 1, 2022comment
well i guess i need cherry bombed, please and thank you
Oct 31, 2022comment
I have yet to be webbed! lol
Oct 25, 2022comment
so there i was "liking away" and thought why isnt this working...oh its likeasaurus not likealizer....
Oct 17, 2022comment
thats it for me for the weekly challange! :)
Oct 16, 2022comment
please send a like while im at work!
Oct 13, 2022comment
insert boos here
Oct 9, 2022comment
English is not my native language either pay me no mind using this particular illustration of my significant other in reality she just wanted to show another female her proof of concept attire given we celebrated Halloween but do not pertaining sacrilege reasons genuine meaning abides witching hour nothing to do with masquerading as someone else for one day
Oct 8, 2022comment
WOW! Finally Got back on here...haha
Oct 3, 2022comment
I cant get on the site on my computer..no idea why
Mar 3, 2022comment
any points will help...thank you
Dec 16, 2021comment
33 likeasuarus rekts needed
Dec 6, 2021comment
232,356,911,140 needed! HELP PLEASE lol
Dec 1, 2021comment
apparently it's that hand lotion time of year
Nov 7, 2021comment
anyway...you'll never know the many ways i tried
Oct 29, 2021comment
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