Legit on a mission. Also following the Karen Read trial. Absolute insanity. My jam.

Spent 20 minutes chasing and wrestling a cat to put meds in his ears. Checks daily workout off the list.

I'm capital planning right now

At the weirdest medical complex. Maybe we are about to be kidnapped

I'm just really really busy

I am tired. Nothing but tired.

I adore my tulip tree this time of year

Ha! More tree just fell on my house! I'm on a roll!

Yesterday I built a raised garden bed big enough to hide a body in.

...oh... ..

I was at the Chinese restaurant having lunch and the staff were having a lively conversation. The only word I could make out was Walmart.

Welp....my boobs are benign but my radiation scaring is through the roof.

I don't think my boss understands what deadlines are

Elvis is in the hospital lobby.

I broke my right pinky twice in my lifetime. Now it is all swollen and arthritic. I'd like to just cut the damn thing off so I can mouse better.

I went to Target with my sister and now I can never show my face there again

OMG! SHE JUST SENT ME A GIANT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE THUMBS UP EMOJI AS HER EMAIL REPLY....So governmental.

Ugh. And whatever. Vent post. The big boss is calling a meeting about communication issues. Then legal calls because less big boss didn't turn in an incident report I turned in to her. Then I get the lecture. Then I explain that I completed my part. Then .....and then....and then....

I have been summoned to the police training center for training. I'm not a cop. I think they are planning on shooting me...cheaper than firing....I can't even finish this ...

I do look adorable today but I'm not in the mood to be kidnapped