I’m baaaaaack!!!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up, and smack my azz and show me that you like me.

If you’re looking for perfection, I am not the woman for you. If you’re looking for honesty and loyalty and a whole bunch of crazy, that’s me! 🤪🤪

My lips are the gun....my smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets...label me a killer. 💋💋💋

Why is it so hard to trust? The question is, why is it so hard to tell the truth?

Sometimes you have to play the roll of the fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Everybody wants happiness 😁, but nobody wants pain. But you can’t have a rainbow 🌈 without a little rain 🌧.

It doesn’t matter who hurt you, or broke you down. What matters is who made you smile again.

I can be a choice, a priority, a reason, but NEVER an option!

My standards are high...My mind is dirty...My morals are firm...My personality is flirty...My heart is big...My ego is small...And if you don’t like me... IDGAF at all.

My standards are high, my mind is dirty, my morals are firm, my personality is flirty, my heart is big, my ego is small. If you don’t like me, IDGAF at all!

I don’t always have a dirty mind, rather I have a sexy imagination.

I went to the book store earlier to buy the book Where's Waldo. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played, Waldo, well played.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, "Parking Fine."

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

If you can't get someone out of your head, then maybe they're supposed to be there

Grammar is important. Commas save lives, as in this example: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Let's eat, grandpa."

I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road without anyone questioning their motives.

I feel like getting something done today, so I'm just going to sit here until that feeling passes...