Lordy mercy! My roommate knows white girls are my kryptonite . She came out of the bathroom in just her underwear!!! She isn't bi one can dream. It's bad enough my left hand has a class action lawsuit against my right hand. I blame Hustler.

I'm about to say a dirty word. . . Mud:)

Good evening FU persons!

I missed the FU.

Wanna boner? Got chickwood? Perv my naughty pics. Ladies there's stuff for you too! 😘

I'm not trying to offend anyone however GOD is good. I hope everyone is having a great day.

I spanked my monkey for the world to see and it could not have been more fun.

Now that I'm rolling in the cheddar. I'm gonna make it hail. That's where you throw coins on sluts!

Don't like my status because it has the word fuck in it Like it because it says the word fuck in it twice!

My dad said I'll go blind if I don't quit masturbating. I said dad I'm over here!

He's a testicle shitting rectal wart! Eat pangin shit you ass spiloncer!

Words on a status.

Jizz guzzling slut! The ugly bitch has crabs in her eyebrows! I'm so done wasting words on that smelly pirate hooker!

I have great news! I have a mammogram scheduled. That means hot lady Dr. Will be feeling on my boobies! Yeah! Hee...hee... I know I'm going to giggle. The idle mind is the devil's play thing. Hail Satan😝

On the other side of fear is everything you want.

I'm horny...Anyone into giving me a meat injection?

He's here!!! I needed a hero. He's a solider just like me. I'm so excited I can barely sit still. I got a fever for the flavor of a military man! He smells like sandle wood and toughness. That dong will be mine. He asked me to marry him. With his balls on my forehead. That's classy!

Noassatall is a horrible affliction that happens to some women. When I die I plan to donate my ass to those girls who suffer from noassatall. It's called a Brazilian butt lift. I saw it on Dr 90210. That's when they suck the fat from you body and put it in your ass cheeks.

I love being naked.

In my epic quest to see a titty, I finally got to see some. Both of my roommates showed me their naked bodies. It was cool. I know it was glorious! One set had tiger stripes and the other was kinda long. Old titties can roll up and I still want to see them. Miss perky shined. I wish she knew how pretty she actually is. I'll get that titty pic soon.