Life is full of disappointment, and I’m full of life

No one can drive you insane unless you give them the keys

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If you get scared half to death twice...what happens?

My AValanche made me proud in Dallas last night!!!!!! ANd I got to see it from right behind the bench!

83% of statistics are made up on the spot

SO...I See the gentle shut down STILL does not work on Fu ...some of y'all MAKE us become bitches. SMH

Would it be acceptable to say that the opposite of progress is congress because the opposite of pro is con?

Well..the eclipse didnt cause an apocalypse...whats next

At the age where sleeping with the wrong pillow can cause massive injury :/

Happy Joe Biden Day!~!

Free PSA: If you are using mostly AI pics..maybe delete or hide the salute...coz some of y'all are why people have trust issues now...its like two entirely different people

Are we still using tranny fluid? Or is it gender neutral shift juice now?

What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?

Bean bags are just sofas with no bones

Mentally unfit for trial… means mentally unfit to run the country.

Eating a McRib is like chewing earlobe meat :/

This year...Remember to eat your vegetables , not elect them !!

What if our teeth were flaccid and only got hard when we were hungry