I'm not fishing for compliments..they just seem to jump in the boat!

if you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are going to want to follow it...just sayin...

May you never go to hell, but always be on your way...

people ask what its like to be 7 feet tall...I always say the air is cleaner up here and we're the first to know when it rains...

My number 2 Fam is going for 25k-40k likes..help her out! Rockstars all day!!

Whoaaaaa I don't need to know your life story! Wax it if its getting bushy!

my boss told me I had to leave my problems at the door when I came to work...so I told him to stand outside!

I do NOT have haters...I only have fans in denial!

Anybody wants to sit on their so-called throne running their cockholsters and expects me to bow before them g'head and click that block button..I like me..my family likes me..my dog likes me..I could really give a fuck if you don't..

I think I'll go to Boston..I think that I was tired..I think I need a new town..to leave this all behind..

Imprisoned in the hospital for 6 weeks with no laptop :( at least my window has a good view of downtown Baltimore! Leave me love!

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Its wild as hell in New Orleans! Go Ravens!!

I've got quite an impressive six pack...of pudding cups!!

so let me roll ya...and lick ya like a spliff...

as requestede my new status...the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain...

Merry Christmas Fu!

I'm just sitting here..waiting for youuuu..to come on home...and turn me onnnn...

Go Ravens!!!

Happy Thanksgiving Fu!!