Been a while :)

Soooooooo... I am going to have a baby!!! Due December 25th. Talk about your immaculate conception!!!!!!!

Going for 170 likes today! Help a lady out ;)

Who the hell untied you?

Smile :)

Merry Christmas

Waiting on the world to change :)

hi :)

Beginning a new journey in my life in 11 days! So excited! I'm going to miss my family and friends, but New York here I come!!!!!

I should probably take my ass to bed soon ;)

mmhmm

Happy Thanksgiving :)

Has come 2 the conclusion that the weekend is a MAN; He comes quick, leaves u standing around wondering where it went, then u don't hear from it for a week!! LMFAO

life is never boring with a dirty mind ;)

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People wonder why guys are soo much smarter during sex... well, it's a simple answer... They're plugged into a Genius, of course!

Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service, and sometimes you have to be happy with SELF service!

Doing laundry and reading 50 shades of grey!!

Less love, More sex, Less calls, More texts, New boobs, No ex, More sleep, No stress

Sex with men is like fishing: The small ones you throw back. The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount.