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springserenitysbodyguard's Status
Likes to hang with corrupted individuals because they're more fun! ;}
Mar 11, 2011comment
Smile if you can think of something CRAZY I have done. Uh... Okay you can stop laughing now. I said stop. SHUT UP! I said smile not kill yourself laughing!
Mar 10, 2011comment
You may think I'm crazy.. My friends KNOW I am! :-P
Mar 9, 2011comment
On my right shoulder i have the devil On my left shoulder I have the little angel, but i prefer to listen to the pink leprechaun eating skittles on my head :)
Mar 7, 2011comment
I have been left unsupervised yet again. This usually leads to trouble & other bad things, please have bail $$ ready and keep your phone on.
Feb 27, 2011comment
Just because you finally joined the dark side, does NOT mean that we have to share our cookies! All we said was that we have them. Not that we'd share them.
Feb 22, 2011comment
Wonders if her sanity is under the fridge with the dust bunnies or under the stove with her marbles!
Jan 26, 2011comment
I am afraid the little person with a halo and wings on my right has disappeared. All I am left with is the little red guy with the tail and horns. Uh Oh!!!
Jan 16, 2011comment
is on a roll today!! I've drank Pepsi from a Coke glass and walked in through an out door! Why? Because I'm a rebel like that and sticking it to tha man!!
Jan 15, 2011comment
hang out keeping warm watching the snow fall
Jan 11, 2011comment
merry christmas
Dec 25, 2010comment
They ask me the same question everyday, "If we let you out, Will you play nice" And I keep telling them day after day after day "Probably Not"
Sep 11, 2010comment
people make fun of me for being crazy,there just jealous because gummy bears talk to me not them :)
Sep 8, 2010comment
spring is rite now chasing a purple and yellow poka dotted elephant and a yellow and blue poka dotted giraffe trying to get my pudding back! "HEY GIMMIE THAT BACK"
Sep 8, 2010comment
Who needs hugz from other ppl when i have a neat little jacket that allows me to hug myself its in my room made of pillows
Sep 7, 2010comment
i dont start it i finish it
Jun 5, 2010comment
restin and enjoyin the day waiting for the race
May 30, 2010comment
off to work i go
Mar 10, 2010comment
cant wait til the 30th love ya baby
Jan 6, 2010comment
another day in fu-paradise
Nov 28, 2009comment
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