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heyitswaz's Status
WTH are all those ppl doing on Everest at this time of year? You gotta have a touch of self destructive behavior to go there in the first place.
Oct 5, 2025comment
ChIt finna happen ,peeps! JINE UP or LINE UP to the RR cars. The time is NOW!!!
Aug 1, 2025comment
I ain't askin' nobody fer nuthin If I can't get it on my own. Don't like the way I'm living'? Kiss my white ass.
May 10, 2023comment
devil bad
Feb 21, 2023comment
Aheheheheheheh.....
Dec 6, 2022comment
Show up at my house in a Michael Meyers outfit, or wearing a hockey mask, you'd better be wearing Kevlar. Be warned. I saw those movies.
Oct 31, 2022comment
In my opinion, there is nothing 'cool' about a satanic cocktail.devil bad.
Oct 25, 2022comment
In the crosshairs of the storm. Got plenty of food, water, fuel and ammunition. I've been through this before. Still, good thoughts won't hurt a thing.
Sep 29, 2022comment
"Pelosi" (horse whinnies in distance)!
Jan 23, 2019comment
Nite Fu.
Dec 15, 2018comment
That blown off hand shit ain't funny. It happened to me. That's why I'm left handed. Grrr.
Jun 20, 2018comment
Poor Fluffy
May 10, 2018comment
Who buys tapeworm?
May 5, 2018comment
Does anybody know anybody who...
May 5, 2018comment
If Fubar is done with facebook, why does that spy keep murdering Fluffy? I've always felt bad about that, but I realized from the beginning that the two were like oil and water. Or Jim Beam and Dr. Pepper...
Apr 25, 2018comment
Hey! I got a VIP! Now, if I can figure out how to use it...
Jan 18, 2018comment
Take me down to New York City where the girls got dicks and the guys got titties!
Jan 1, 2018comment
Now I have to get bombed twenty five times to level? This could take forever! I'm not ISIS!
Dec 25, 2017comment
Merry Christmas to all of you fuers!
Dec 25, 2017comment
Long, tiring day and I'm fuing tired. But I finally leveled. Oh boy.
Dec 18, 2017comment
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