I ain't askin' nobody fer nuthin If I can't get it on my own. Don't like the way I'm living'? Kiss my white ass.

devil bad

Aheheheheheheh.....

Show up at my house in a Michael Meyers outfit, or wearing a hockey mask, you'd better be wearing Kevlar. Be warned. I saw those movies.

In my opinion, there is nothing 'cool' about a satanic cocktail.devil bad.

In the crosshairs of the storm. Got plenty of food, water, fuel and ammunition. I've been through this before. Still, good thoughts won't hurt a thing.

"Pelosi" (horse whinnies in distance)!

Nite Fu.

That blown off hand shit ain't funny. It happened to me. That's why I'm left handed. Grrr.

Poor Fluffy

Who buys tapeworm?

Does anybody know anybody who...

If Fubar is done with facebook, why does that spy keep murdering Fluffy? I've always felt bad about that, but I realized from the beginning that the two were like oil and water. Or Jim Beam and Dr. Pepper...

Hey! I got a VIP! Now, if I can figure out how to use it...

Take me down to New York City where the girls got dicks and the guys got titties!

Now I have to get bombed twenty five times to level? This could take forever! I'm not ISIS!

Merry Christmas to all of you fuers!

Long, tiring day and I'm fuing tired. But I finally leveled. Oh boy.

Well, I made it. Now I feel bad about the teddy bear...

Poor teddy..