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Captain Wow's Status
Minirang activated
May 14, 2023comment
Only a few minutes left
Aug 14, 2022comment
Bang my rang!
Jan 17, 2021comment
Thanks for the love!
Mar 22, 2020comment
Minirang going right now
Mar 22, 2020comment
Hello? (Hello, hello, hello) Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone home?
Jan 11, 2020comment
On to the next....
Sep 11, 2018comment
Now seeking: all of the likes. Every one of them :)
Apr 4, 2018comment
Morning...
Mar 19, 2017comment
Sigh....
Feb 25, 2017comment
The nerve of some people SMH
Nov 8, 2016comment
It's my fucking birthday weekend bishes!!! What you got?
Jul 8, 2016comment
Thanks for the help to level all! Now just to get the points
Jan 18, 2016comment
Who's going to Slipknot tonight??? Oh that's right!! I AM MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
Oct 20, 2015comment
2 Family adds and I can level. Any takers?
Aug 29, 2015comment
Fuckin weekend!!
Apr 18, 2015comment
Attempting to level...need one noob to buy me a drink...
Nov 29, 2014comment
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Oct 7, 2014comment
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Oct 6, 2014comment
I need 9 drinks from the new people!!!
Aug 9, 2014comment
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